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你知道中國的天才人數
Did you know there are more people with genius IQ living in China



比美國所有人都要多嗎
than there are people of any kind living in the United States?



這不可能
That can't possibly be true.



是真的
It is true.



這怎麼可能呢
What would account for that?



首先 中國人口多
Well first of all, a lot of people live in China.



但我的問題是
But here's my question:



你如何能讓自己在一群SAT[美國高考]
How do you distinguish yourself



考試中都拿分的人中突顯出來呢
in a population of people who all got on their SAT's?



在中國他們不用參加SAT考試
I didn't know they take SAT in China.



他們不用 我說的不是中國 我說我自己
They dont,I wasn't talking about China anymore, I was talking about me.



你考了一千六百分嗎
You got ?



沒錯 我在合唱團可以清唱但我自己不會唱
Yes. I can sing in a Acapella group. But I cant sing.



那不是說你考試一題都沒錯嗎
Does that mean that you actually got nothing wrong?



是說可以參加賽艇隊或發明二十五美元電腦了
Or you row crew or you invent a dollar PC.



或者加入終極俱樂部
Or you get into a final club.



沒錯 也可以加入終極俱樂部
Or you get into a final club, exactly.



你知道從一個女人的角度看
You know from a woman's perspective



不參加美聲合唱團說不定是件好事
sometimes not being in an Accapella group can be a good thing.



我是認真的
This is serious.



我承認我喜歡賽艇隊的男生
Well I am admitting I do like guys who row crew.



可惜我不會划船
Well I cant do that.



我開玩笑的
I was kidding.



是的 我考試一題沒錯
Yes. I got nothing wrong on the test.



你試過划船嗎
Have you ever tried?



正嘗試著
I'm trying now.



加入賽艇隊嗎
To row crew?



加入終極俱樂部 你說參加賽艇隊啊
To get into a final club. To row crew?



我不會 你是不是有點妄想癥啊
No. Are you, like-whatever-delusional?



可能有時候吧
Maybe just sometimes.



有時候你同時談論兩件事情
Sometimes, you say two things at once



我都不知道你什麼時候就切換話題了
and I'm not sure which one we're aiming at.



你見過賽艇隊的那些人 是吧
But you've seen guys who row crew, right?



沒見過
No.



好吧 他們比我高大
Okay, well, they are bigger than me.



他們都是世界級的運動員
They're the world class athletes.



你剛才還說你喜歡賽艇隊的男生來著
And a second ago you said you like guys who row crew



所以我認為你是見過他們的
so I assumed you'd met one.



我想我說的是加入賽艇隊那主意不錯
I guess I meant I liked the idea of it.

就像女孩子都喜歡牛仔一樣
The way a girl likes cowboys.



好吧
Okay.



我們要不要點東西來吃啊
Should we get something to eat?



你是不是更想談論點兒別的事情呢
Would you rather talk about something else?



沒有 只是從討論這些終極俱樂部開始
No, it's just that since the beginning of the



我覺得都快過完一個生日了
conversation about finals clubs I think I may have missed a birthday.



中國天才的人數真的多過美國總人口嗎
There are more people in China with genius iQ than the entire population of...?



鳳凰俱樂部是最複雜的
The Phoenix is the most diverse.



還有飛翔俱樂部 羅斯福加入了烤瓷俱樂部
The Fly Club, Roosevelt punched the Porc.



哪個羅斯福
Which one?



烤瓷俱樂部 簡稱烤瓷 是最頂尖的
The Porcelain, the Porc, it's the best of the best.



我其實問的是哪個羅斯福
Which Roosevelt.



Theodore
Theodore.



是不是真的他們得派公共汽車
Is it true they send a bus around



去接要和下任主席一起參加派對的女孩
to pick up girls who want to party with the next chairman?



你可以看得出加入這個俱樂部的重要性了吧
You can see why it's so important to get in.



好吧 哪個是最容易加入的
Okay, well, which is the easiest one to get into?



你為什麼問我這個
Why would you ask me that?



就隨便問問
I was just asking.



沒有容易進的 這才是關鍵
None of them. That's the point.



我朋友Eduardo去年夏天靠賭
Our freind Eduardo made $,



石油前景掙了三十萬美元
betting on oil future last summer and



就這樣Eduardo想進還差得遠呢
Eduardo won't come close to getting in.



這裏的人根本不把掙錢能力放在眼裏
The ability to make money doesn't impress anybody around here.



一定很厲害
Must be nice.



他一夏天掙了三十萬美元啊
He made $, in a summer?



他喜歡氣象學
He likes Meteorology.



我以為他賭的是石油前景
I thought it was oil futures.



你能讀懂天氣
You can read the weather,



你就能預測民用燃料油的價錢
you can predict the price of heating oil.



你剛那麼問我是不是覺得只有
I think you asked me that because you think the final



最容易進的終極俱樂部我才最有希望啊
club that's easiest to get into is the one where I'll have the best chance.



我...什麼
I...what?



你問我哪個是最容易進的俱樂部
You asked me which one was the easiest to



因為你覺得在那裏我才最有機會
get into because you think that's where I have the best chance.



門檻最低的俱樂部誰都容易進
The one that's easiest to get into would be the one where anybody had the best chance.



你問的不是哪個是最好的
You

didnt ask which one was the best one,



你問我哪個是最容易進的
you asked me which one was the easiest.



我就只是問問 行嗎 我就問問
I was honestly just asking. Okay? I was asking just to ask.



我沒有影射其他 Mark
Mark, I'm not speaking in code.



Erica
Erica



你已經對終極俱樂部過於極端了
You're obsessed with the finals clubs.



你得了終極俱樂部強迫癥 你需要看看醫生
You have finals clubs OCD and you need to see someone about this



讓他開點兒藥來治治
who'll prescribe some sort of medication.



你不在乎副作用是不是會讓你瞎眼
You don't care if side effects may include blindness,



是'final clubs'
Final clubs,



不是'finals clubs'
not finals clubs.



而且極端和積極是不一樣
And there's a difference between being obsessed and being motivated.



沒錯 是不一樣
Yes. There is.



你瞧 你剛就是含糊其辭 就是話有所指
Well, what you do, that was cryptic, so you do speak in code.



我沒有含糊其辭
I didn't mean to be cryptic.



我所要說的就是我需要做些有意義的事
All I'm saying I need to do something



來讓那些俱樂部注意到我
substantial in order to get the attention of the clubs.



為什麼
Why?



因為他們獨特
Because they are exclusive.



有樂趣並能讓我過的更好
And fun and they lead me to a better life.



你認為Teddy Roosevelt當選
You think Teddy Roosevelt got elected



總統就是因為他曾是鳳凰俱樂部一員嗎
president because he was a member of the Phoenix Club?



他是烤瓷俱樂部的 並且我就是這樣認為的
He was a member of the Porcellian and yes he did.



你何不集中精力做你所能做的最好的自己
Well why dont you concentrate on being the best you, you can be.



你是認真那樣說的嗎
Did you really just say that



開玩笑的
I was kidding



我只是陳述事實並且我說的一點兒也不過分啊
I'm just stating the fact and that doesn't make it any less true.



我就直說吧
I want to be straight forward and tell you that



我覺得你該多支持我
I think you should be a lot more supportive.



如果我入會了我可以帶你去參加各種集會
If I get in i'll be taking you to the events and the gatherings



你會有幸見到平常你很難見到的大人物
and you'll be meeting people that you wouldn't normally get to meet .



你真會帶我去嗎
You would do that for me?



真的
Indeed.



好 我就跟你直說了 我告訴你
Okay I want to try and be straight forward with you



我們不再是一對兒了
and let you know that were not anymore.



你什麼意思
What do you mean?



我們不再約會了 對不起
We were not dating anymore, I'm sorry.



這是個玩笑話嗎
Is th

is a joke?



不 是真的
No, it's not.



你要跟我分手嗎
You're breaking up with me?



你要介紹我認識一些我平常見不到的大人物
You're going to introduce me to people I wouldn't normally get to meet?



這說的是什麼混賬話啊
What the fuck is that supposed to mean?



冷靜下來
Settle down.



你那是什麼意思啊
What was it supposed to mean?



Erica 我們之所以能坐在這裏是
Erica, the reason we're able to sit here and drink is



因為你過去和看門那傢伙上過床
that you used to sleep with the door guy.



看門那人有名字 叫Bobby
The door guy, his name is Bobby.



我沒跟他上過床 他是我的一個朋友
I haven't slept with the door guy, the door guy's a friend of mine.



他是個優秀的一等公民
He's a perfectly good class of people



你又是從長島哪裏冒出來的啊
and what part of Long-Island are you from?



Wimbledon嗎
Wimbledon?



等等
Wait.



我要回宿舍了
I'm going back to my dorm.



等等
Wait wait.



這是真的嗎
Is this real?



是的
Yes.



那等等 我道歉 好不好
Then wait, I apologize, okay?



我必須走了...
I have to go...



Erica
Erica



怎麼啦
Yes?



對不起 我真心的
I'm sorry and I mean it..



我很感激但我要去學習了
I appreciate that but I have to study



別這樣 你不是要回去學習的
Come on. You don't have to study.



你不必回去的 我們談談好嗎
You don't have to study. Let's just talk.



我不能
I can't.



為什麼不
Why?



因為我精疲力竭了
Because it's exhausting.



跟你約會就像根跑步機約會
Dating you is like dating a stairmaster.



我所說的就是你不必要現在...
All I meant is that you're not likely to...currently



我不是在評斷你父母
I wasn't making an coment on your parents.



我只是說你要去波士頓大學
I was saying you go to B.U.



我就是陳述事實 就這樣
I was stating a fact. That's all.



如果你認為我太粗魯
If you think I'm rude...



我要去看書了
I have to go study.



你不必去的
You don't have to study.



你為什麼總說我不用學習啊
Why do you keep saying I dont have to study?



因為你就念個波士頓大學啊
Because you go to B.U.!



想吃點什麼嗎
Do you want to get some food?



非常抱歉我的大學沒能讓你滿意
I'm sorry you're not sufficiently impressed with my education.



我也抱歉我沒有賽艇
And I'm sorry I don't have a rowboat.



所以我們扯平了
So were even.



我覺得我們只做朋友就好
I think we should just be friends.



我不需要朋友
I don't want friends.



我那是客氣 我一點兒也不想跟你做朋友
I was being polite, I had no intenti

on of being friends with you.



我現在因為操作系統課業倍感壓力
I'm under some pressure right now from my O.S. class.



我們要點東西吃 我想我們能...
If we could just order some food, I think we should...



聽著 你也許能在IT界大有作為
Listen, you're probably going to be a very succesful computer person.



但生活中你卻一直苦惱女孩子不喜歡你
But you're going to go through life thinking that girls don't



是因為你是個書獃子
like you because you're a nerd.



我想告訴你的是 我打心底不這樣認為
And I want you to know, from the bottom of my heart, that won't be true.



那是因為你是個混蛋
It'll be because you're an asshole.



飢渴學子酒吧



哈佛大學 秋季 二零零三年



柯克蘭公寓



晚上 八點十三分



Erica Albright是個婊子
Erica Albright is a bitch.



你覺得是因為她家人從Albrecht改姓
Do you think that's because her family changed



還是你覺得所有波士頓大學的女生都是婊子呢
their name from Albrecht or do you think it's because all B.U. Girls are bitches?



特此聲明 她也許看著有三十四C
For the record, she may look like a C



但那全是豐胸內衣的作用
but she's getting all kinds of help from our friends at Victoria's Secret.



她只有三十四B 裏面幾乎空空如也
She's a B, as in barely anything there.



全是虛張聲勢
False advertising.



晚上 九點四十八分



實情是她臉蛋兒還不錯
The truth is she has a nice face.



我需要做點什麼才能轉移我的注意力
I need to do something to take my mind off her.



說著簡單 可就是我還沒個好主意
Easy enough, except I need an idea.



我有點喝醉了 我是不會撒謊的
I'm a little intoxicated, I'm not gonna lie.



這雖不是週末之夜又有什麼關係呢
So what if it's not even PM and it's a Tuesday night?



我這棟公寓的Facebook開在我桌面上
The Kirkland facehook is open on my desktop



有的人放著可怕的Facebook照片
and some of these people have pretty horrendous facebook pics.



比利?奧爾森坐在這裏 他出了個主意
Billy Olson's sitting here and had the idea of putting some of



說把這些照片和家禽放在一起
the pictures next to pictures of farm animals



然後讓大家投票看誰更火辣
and have people vote on who's hotter.



這主意不錯啊 Olson先生
Good call, Mr.Olson



我們開始吧
Yeah, it's on.



我不準備放家禽照
I'm not gonna do the farm animals



但我覺得比較兩個人這主意不錯
but I like the idea of comparing two people together.



它讓整件事有種"圖靈機"的感覺
It gives the whole thing a very



[一種可不受儲存容量限制的假想計算機]
"Turing"



因為這比用數字

代表熱辣程度的網站更含蓄
feel since people's ratings of the pictures will be more implicit than, say, choosing a number to represent each person's hotness like they do on .



首先我們需要許多照片
The first thing we're going to need is a lot of pictures.



不幸的是哈佛沒有公共公開的Facebook
Unfortunately, Harvard doesn't keep a public centralized facebook



所以我將從各自宿舍的電腦盜取他們照片
so I'm going to get all the images from the individual houses that people are in.



黑客要出場了
Let the hacking begin.



首先從Kirkland開始
First up is Kirkland.



這裏的一切都是公開的
They keep everything open



並允許在Apache裏插入索引
and allow indexes in their Apache configuration,



所以用WGET就足以下載整個
so a little WGET magic



Kirkland的Facebook圖片了
is all that's necessary to download the entire Kirkland facebook.



小孩遊戲
Kids stuff.



接下來是Elliot公寓
Next is Elliot.



他們也是公開的但在Apache上沒有索引
They're also open but with no indexes on Apache.



我能進行一個空白搜索
I can run an empty search



接著數據庫裏的所有圖片就會呈單頁顯示出來
and it returns all of the images in the database in a single page.



然後我保存網頁 摩斯拉[瀏覽器名]
Then I can save the page and Mozilla



會幫我保存照片
will save all the images for me.



好極了
Excellent.



進展不錯
Moving right along.



大家注意一下
Excuse me, everybody.



你們現在所在的是全世界不只是哈佛
You are in one of the oldest,



最古老最有特色俱樂部之一
one of the most exclusive clubs, not just in Havard, in the world.



現在我宣佈鳳凰俱樂部秋學期第一次舞會開始
Now I would welcome you to Phoenix first party of the falls emester



Lowell樓有安全防護
Lowell has some security.



需要要用戶名和密碼組合
They require a username/password combo,



我會直接進入並聲稱他們沒有FAS用戶權限
and I'm going to go ahead and say they don't have access to main FAS user database,



所以他們沒辦法察覺到這次侵入
so they have no way of detecting an intrusion



Adams樓沒有安全網
Adams has no security



但每頁設限只顯示二十個結果
but limits the number of results to a page.



我只需用在羅威爾使用過的相同程式即可破解
All I have to is break up the same script I used on Lowell and it's set.



Quincy樓沒有在線Facebook
Quincy has no online Facebook,



太可惜了
what a sham.



對此我也無能為力
Nothing I can do about that.



Dunster樓很難搞
Dunster is intense.



那裏不僅沒有公共目錄 是任何目錄都沒有
Not only is there no public directory but there's no direc

tory at all.



你必須進行搜索
You have to do searches and



每個搜索超過二十個結果則什麼都不會顯示
every search returns more than matches nothing is returned.



一旦有個結果 它們不會直接連接到圖片
Once you do get results they don't link directly to the images,



而是連接到個人網頁或別的什麼 很奇怪
they link to a PHP that redirects or something. Weird.



這估計比較難搞定 我回頭再弄
This maybe diffucult, I'll come back later.



-Sheldon醒了 -你說什麼
- Hey, Sheldon's up. - What?



-厲害的酒 漂亮的魚 -謝謝分享
- Great wine, beautiful fish. - Thanks.



Leverett樓稍微好點
Leverett is a little better.



當然你還得進行搜索 但是
It's still make you search but you



空白搜索會鏈接到有每個學生照片的網頁上
can do an empty search and gets links to pages with every student's picture.



但每次只能瀏覽一張這有點討厭
It's slightly obnoxious that they let you view one picture at a time.



我是不可能去瀏覽五百個網頁
And there's no way I am gonna go to hundred pages,



來下載一百次照片的
to download pictures one hundred times.



因此退出EMACS編輯
So its definitely necessary to break out the EMACS



來修改Perl代碼就非常必要了
and modify that Perl script.



凌晨 兩點零八分



搞定了
Done.



怎麼啦
What's going on?



時間正好 Eduardo來了
Perfect timing. Eduardo's here



他有我最需要的東西
and he's going to have the key ingredient.



-Mark -怎麼啦
- Mark -What up?



你和Erica分手啦
You and Erica split up?



你怎麼知道的
How did you know that?



你博客上都寫著呢
It's on your blog.



哦 是啊
Oh yeah.



你還好吧
Are you alright?



我需要你幫忙
I need you.



我就是為你而來
I'm here for you.



不是這個 我需要你賭石油預期時的公式
No, I need the algorithm you used for the oil futures.



你沒事兒吧
Are you okay?



我們在給女孩子們排名
We're ranking girls.



你說其他女學生嗎
You mean other students.



是的
Yeah.



你覺得這是個好主意嗎
You think that's such a good idea?



我需要那個運算公式
I need the algorithm.



我需要那個運算公式
I need the algorithm.



給每個女孩一千四百的基礎分數
Give each girl a base rating of .



在某一時刻女孩A得到R-a的評分
At any time "Girl A" has a rating R-a



女孩B得到R-b的評分
and "Girl B" has e rating R-b.



當對任意兩個女孩進行評比時
When any two girls are matched up there's



會有個根據現有評分進行的預測
an expectation of which will win based on their current rating.



沒錯
Yeah.



這些預測寫出來就是

這樣的
And Those expectations are expressed this way.



我們寫程序吧
Let's write it.



左邊那個
The one on the left.



右邊的
On the right.



右邊
The right.



這個可以用了
It works.



我們該先傳給誰呢
Who should we send it to first?



- Dwyer - Neal
- Dwyer. - Neal.



你打算先傳給誰呢
Who are you gonna send it to?



就那麼幾個人 問題是 他們會傳給誰呢
Just a Couple of people. The question is, who are they gonna send it to?



大夥兒過來看看
Hey guys, check this out.



左邊那個
The one on the left.



這些女孩 選右邊還是左邊
These girls, right or Left?



左邊
Left.



右邊還是左邊
Right or Left?



那是我室友
That's my roommate.



天哪 左邊的
Oh my God. On the left.



真可悲
This is pathetic.



右邊
Right.



左邊
Left.



左邊
Left.



見鬼
Shit!



Albright他在博客中說你了
Albright, he blogged about you.



你不會想看到的
You don't want to read this.



Erica 這是你的胸衣嗎
Erica, is this yours?



我們從新生那裏偷來的
I stole it from a trainee.



給我滾出去
Get the hell out of here.



這流量真TM的大啊
Thats an awful lot of traffic.



你說我們是不是在它惹麻煩前把它關了啊
You think maybe we should shut it down before we get into trouble.



喂
Hello?



慢著 慢點說...
Wait wait wait...



在凌晨四點鐘嗎
At in the morning?



那裏有個流量異常網站
Well there is an unusual amount of traffic which occured.



你說不正常是說凌晨四點不該有那個流量嗎
Your saying its unusal for in the morning?



不 就算是在超級碗比賽中場
No, this would be unusuall



這個流量也不正常
for half time at the superbowl.



好吧
Alright.



我得去工作
I gotta go in.



出什麼事了
What's going on?



哈佛的網絡要崩潰了
The Harvard network is about to crash.



你說不會是...
You dont think...



是的
I do.



上帝保佑我們每個人吧
God saves us everybody.



連接不上
Can't connect.



網絡癱瘓了
The network is down.



如果不是巧合 我覺得是我們造成的
Unless this is a coincidence I would think this is us.



這不是巧合
It's not a coincidence.



哦 見鬼
Oh shit.



所以說你被校委會傳喚了
So you're called in front of the ad. board.



不是那樣的
That's not what happened.



你沒被校委會傳喚嗎
You weren't called in front of the administartive board.



不 先倒回去 回到和
No, back, let's back at the bar



Erica Albright在酒吧那晚
with Erica Albright.



她那麼說嗎 我跟她說了那樣的話嗎
She said all that? That I said that stuff to her.

我是看著她的證詞記錄說的
I was reading from the transcript of her deposition.



你們究竟為什麼要她作證啊
Why wold you even need to depose her?



這是我們考慮的事
That's really for us to decide.



你覺得如果她把我說的像個混蛋
You think if I know she could make me look like a jerk,



我就會同意和解的話
I'll be more likely to settle.



Mark 別說了
Mark don't.



我們休息一分鐘吧 可以嗎
Why dont we stretch our legs for a minute, can we do that?



都三個小時了 老實說你浪費了那麼多時間
It's been almost hours and frankly you did spend an awful lot of time



就想用一個女孩在酒吧的證詞讓
embarassing Mr.Zuckerburg



Zuckerburg先生難堪嗎
with the girls testimony from the bar.



我沒覺得難堪 只是她的話都是胡編亂造的
I am not embarassed, she just made a lot of that up.



她發過誓的
She was under Oath.



我想她難道是第一個起誓後還做假證的嗎
I guess that would be the first time someone lied under Oath.



他們兩個小時內點擊率就有兩千兩百多嗎
They got hits within hours.



-萬 -什麼
- Thousands. - What?



兩萬兩千次
thousand.



這兩個傢伙劃得真快
Those guys are really fast.



有什麼辦法能讓比賽看起來不以強凌弱嗎
Is there anyway to make this a fair fight?



跳進水裏游泳過去
Jump out and swim.



我們得跳進水裏淹死他們才能贏
We'd have to jump out and drown.



要不你向前劃我向後劃
Or you can row forward and I can row backward.



我們是同卵雙胞胎 科學上來說我們是同一的
We are genectically identical, science says we would stay in one place.



就專心劃你的船吧
Just row the damn boat.



你聽說了嗎
You hear about this?



什麼
What?



兩天前的晚上 一名Kirkland的大二學生
Two nights ago, a sophomore



用他的筆記本電弄癱了網絡
choked the network with a laptop from Kirkland.



-真的嗎 -凌晨四點...
- Reanlly? - At four a.m..



他建了個評選學校最辣女生的網站
He set up a website we vote the hotness of female undergrads.



當時我們在幹什麼 沒聽說啊
What were we doing, that none of us heard about this.



不清楚 三小時的餐前皮艇訓練
I do not know, three-hour low-technical row before breakfast,



然後一股腦忙學習
full course load studying.



在泳池泡了三個小時 繼續學習
Another three hours in the tank then studying.



不知道怎麼錯過了
I'm not sure how we missed it.



這玩意受歡迎嗎
How much activity was on this thing?



兩萬兩千次頁面請求
Twenty-two thousand page requests.



兩萬兩千
Twenty-two thousand?



這傢伙黑了七棟樓的Facebook
This guy hacked Facebook, seven hou

ses.



他用一晚上就建起了網站
He developed the site in one night



當時還醉得不輕
and he did it while he was drunk.



兩萬兩千
Twenty-two thousand.



你怎麼知道他醉了
How do you know he was drunk?



他邊做網站邊敲博客
He was blogging, while doing this.



知道我怎麼想嗎
Know what I think?



說
Way ahead of you.



咱們就找他了
This is our guy.



Cameron Winklevoss
Cameron Winklevoss,



W-I-N-K-L-E-V-O-S-S
W-I-N-K-L-E-V-O-S-S



常見的Cameron
Cameron spelt the usuall way.



Taylor Winklevoss 常見的Taylor
Taylor Winklevoss, Taylor spelt the usuall way.



跟我哥一個姓
My last name's the same as my brother's.



Zuckerberg先生 這是行政委員會的聽證會
Mr. Zuckerberg, this is an administrative board hearing.



在建造網站的過程中
You『re being accused of intentionally breaching security



你涉嫌破壞安全系統 侵犯版權以及侵犯個人隱私
violating copyright, violating individual privacy



現受到起訴
by creating the website .



你還被控違反了
You also charged with being in violation of universty policy



學校傳播數碼照片的規定
on distribution of digitised images.



在我們提問之前
Before we begin with our questioning,



你可以作出相應的聲明 你要這樣做嗎
your allowed to make a statement, would you like to do so?



我已經...聽著
I've...you know



我已在校報上對AVHW
I have already apologised in the Crimson, to the AVHW



對Harvard's Latina
to Harvard's Latina



對哈佛內我認為可能受到侮辱的女生 進行了道歉
and to any women at Harvard who might have been insulted, as I take it that they were'



至於那些關於破壞安全系統的控訴
As for any charges stemming from the breach of security



我覺得委員會應該給予我一些肯定
I believe I deserve some recognition from this board.



-你說什麼 -怎麼
- I'm sorry? - Yes.



我不明白
I don't understand.



哪部分
Which part?



給予你一些肯定
You deserve recognition.



我揭示了你們系統中許多嚴重的漏洞
I believe I pointed out some pretty gaping holes in your system.



-能打斷一下嗎 -請講
- Excuse me, may I? - Yes.



Zuckerberg先生 我負責
Mr. Zuckerberg, I'm in charge of security



哈佛所有電腦的網絡安全
for all computers on the Harvard network.



我可以向你保證網絡的性能
I can assure you of its sophistication



正因為它優異的性能
in fact it was that level of sophistication,



我們在四小時內就查到了你
that led us to you in less then four hours.



四個小時
Four hours?



沒錯
Yes sir.



如果你沒發現我寫在寢室窗戶上的程序
That would be imp

ressive except if you'd known



那成績還算挺不錯的
what you are looking for you would seen it written on my dorm room window.



留校察看六個月
So six months academic probation.



他們得殺一儆百
Wow,they had to make an example out of you.



他們查了我的博客
They had my blog.



真不該寫家畜那些東西的
I should have written nothing about the farm animals,



我真是太蠢了
that was stupid.



我他媽不就開個玩笑嗎 一點幽默感都沒有
I was kidding for gods sake doesn't anybody have a sense of humor?



叫你不要弄的
I tried to stop you.



知道
I know.



你做得這玩意是怎麼
How do you do this thing



把我們變成所有女孩的眾矢之的的
when you manage to get all girls to hate us?



我怎麼會喜歡上中國 不能啊
Why do I love China? I can't do that.



讓我們看一個簡單的問題
OK let』s look at a simple problem.



假設我們賦予一台電腦
Suppose we were given a computer



比特的虛擬地址和字節的頁面大小
with a bit virtual address, and a page size of bytes.



系統使用單級的分頁表
The system uses a one level page table



列表起始地址是x
that starts at address x.



可能你想要你的位系統有直接內存訪問功能 隨意
Maybe you want DMA on your -bit system, who knows.



混蛋



前幾個頁面文件被保留給硬體標識等信息
The first few pages are reserved for the hardware flag etc..



假設分頁表頭有八個狀態位
assume page-table entries have eight status bits.



這八個狀態位將變成...
The eight status bits will then be...



看來有第一個認輸的人了
I see we have our first surrender.



別擔心 Zuckerberg先生
Don't worry, Mr. Zuckerberg,



比你聰明的人在這堂課上也吃了苦頭
brighter men then you have tried and failed this class.



一個有效位 一個修改位
One valid bit, one modified bit,



一個參考位 五個允許位
one reference bit, five permission bit.



答對了
That is correct.



有人知道他是怎麼算的嗎
Does everybody see how he got there.



Mark
Mark?



你是Mark Zuckerberg嗎
You Mark Zuckerberg?



是
Yes.



我是Cameron Winklevoss
I'm Cameron Winklevoss.



Taylor Winklevoss
Taylor Winklevoss.



你們是兄弟嗎
You guys related?



問得好 第一次有人這麼問
Good, funny never heard that before.



找我有什麼事
What can I do for you?



我招惹你女朋友了嗎
Did I insult your girlfriends?



不 沒有
No, you didn』t.



說實話 我還真不知道
Actually, I don't know.



我們沒問過
We never asked.



該問問的
We should.



好了
Now,



我們想跟你談個事
we have an idea we want to talk to you about.



有時間嗎

You got a minute?



你們看起來好像經常去健身房
You guys look like you spent some time at the gym.



沒辦法
We have to.



為什麼
Why?



賽艇隊的
We row crew.



我應該有時間了
Yeah, I've gotta minute.



太棒了
Great.



你是PORCILE的一員嗎
Have you ever been inside the PORCILE?



不是
No.



不是的話就沒法帶你進去了
We can not take you passed cause your not a member.



悲劇
That hurt.



來點三明治什麼的嗎
Sandwich or something?



好的
Uh... OK.



Mark是吧
Mark, right?



對
Yeah.



Mark 這是Deweiya Narendr 我們的搭檔
Mark, this is Deweiya Narendra, our partner.



你的Facemash令我們印象深刻
We were really impressed with "Facemash".



我們查了下你的資料 你還創建了CourseMatch
We checked you out. You also built "CourseMatch".



CourseMatch是什麼
What is "CourseMatch"?



你可以上網查朋友都修了哪些課
You go online and see what courses your freinds are taking.



酷斃了
Really smartness.



Mark
Mark?



怎麼
Yeah?



我們剛才正說著CourseMatch呢
We were talking about "CourseMatch".



小兒科的玩意
Kind of a no-brainer.



你高中就弄過一些東西 是嗎
You invented something in high school, right?



一個MP的應用 能鑒別每個人聽歌的口味
An apply for MP player, that recognises your taste in music.



有買家嗎
Anybody try to buy it?



微軟
Microsoft.



多少錢
How much?



沒賣 作為免費軟體上傳了
Didn』t sell it, I uploaded for free.



免費
For free?



對
Yeah.



為什麼
Why?



好吧 我們一直在搗弄一個活
OK. Well, we have something we have been working on for a while.



我們覺得很不錯 我們叫它哈佛網絡
We think it's great. It is called the "Harvard Connection"



你可以創立自己的主頁 愛好 簡介 朋友 照片
You can create your own page, interests, bios, freinds, pics...



人們便能上網查看你的簡介
Then people can go online and see your bio.



發送請求...
requests...



這跟My Space Freindster有什麼區別
Yeah how is that different from "My Space" and "Freindster"?








是全國最具聲望的郵箱
is the most prestigious e-mail address in the country.



這些概念都建立在女孩...
And all concepts based on the idea that girls...



不是什麼正規玩意 就是
Not a pretty thing, thus...



女孩都想跟哈佛男約會
Girls want to only go out with guys who go to Harvard.



我和我哥就不用擔心
Me and my brother don't have trouble putting thing.



它和我們剛才談論的Myspace Friendster
Main different district while we were talking about is Myspcae,



以及其它這些社

交網絡最主要的區別在於
Friendster any of those other social networking sites.



它獨一無二
It's exclusivity.



對嗎
Right.



沒錯
Right.



十分希望你能與我們合作 Mark
Yeah we'd love for you to work with us, Mark.



我們需要一名有創造性的程序員
We need a programmer who is creative.



我們清楚它該由誰領頭
And we know who can take the initiative.



"腐女"組織會封殺你的 可你要知道...(英文亂聽的。。YY)
Women's groups are ready to declare a fatwa, but you know...



這能幫你恢復形象
This could help rehabilitate your image.



你們對我還真好啊
Wow, you would do that for me.



我們希望與你合作
We'd like to work with you.



我們的第一個程序員畢業後去了Google
Our first programmer graduated and went to work for Google.



第二個弄學業忙得焦頭爛額
Our second programer is got overwhelmed with school work.



我們需要你建立網站
We would need you to build the site,



寫代碼 我們會提供...
write the code, we will provide...



算我一個
I'm in.



什麼
What?



我加入
I'm in.



太棒了
Awsome.



你是這麼說的嗎
That's what you said?



都三四年了 我不記得我說過什麼
It was three or four years ago, I don't know what I said.



你什麼時候去找的Eduardo
When did you come to Eduardo?



我不太明白這個問題
I don't understand that question.



你記得你給了肯定的回答嗎
You remeber answering in the affirmative?



肯定的嗎
The affirmative.



你是何時為了Facebook去找Eduardo的
When did you come to Eduardo with the idea for Facebook.



那時還叫The Facebook
It was called "The Facebook" then.



這個問題不難啊
This doesn't need to be that diffucult.



我要同時應付兩起訴訟
I'm currently in the middle of two different lawsuits.



當Taylor和Cameron Winklevoss
Did you answer affirmatively?



在十一月請你建立哈佛網絡時
When Taylor and Cameron Winklevoss



你作出過肯定的答覆嗎
did in November ask you to build, "Harvard Connection,"



你同意了嗎
Did you say yes?



我說我會幫忙
I said I'd help.



你何時去找Savarin先生探討Facebook事宜的呢
When did you approach Mr. Savarin with the idea for the Facebook?



我可沒說我找他
I wouldn't say I approached him.



Sy
Sy?



你可以回答這個問題
You can answer the question.



在一個叫Alpha Epsilon PI的派對上
At a party at Alpha Epsilon PI.



什麼派對
What's that?



猶太聯誼會
Jewish Fraternity.



加勒比海盜之夜
It was Caribbean night.



為什麼亞洲妞不會漸漸為我這種人而傾倒
It's not the guys like me generally attracted to Asian girls



總是我這種人逐漸拜倒在亞

洲妞裙下
but Asian girls are generally attracted to guys like me?



不知道有沒有算法能為你和亞洲妞配對
I don't know if an algorithm could find the connection of you and these Asian girls.



這算法不複雜 她們身材火辣
I don't think it's that complicated, they're hot,



頭腦聰明 不是猶太人 又不會跳舞
they're smart, they are not Jewish, they can't dance.



Mark來了
Hey Mark is here!



Mark
Mark!



我想到個點子...
I think I've come up with something...



等等 讓我先告訴你件不可思議的事
Hang on, I have to tell you something you're not going to believe.



說吧
Come on.



我收到鳳凰俱樂部的邀請了
I got punched by the Phoenix.



-你開玩笑吧 -不
- Are you kidding? - No.



只是正式加入前的第一步
It's just the first step before the process.



他們週一發的邀請函
They send the invitation on Monday,



今晚我在門底下發現的
by door tonight.



明天我就要第一次參加受邀派對了
That's my first punched party tommorow.



-鳳凰俱樂部邀請你了 -對
- You got punched by the Phoenix. - Yeah.



你要跟我說什麼來著
What did you want to talk to me about.



-Mark -怎麼
- Mark? - Yeah.



你說你想到個點子
You said you come up with something.



沒錯 我想到個主意 出去說
Yeah I think I've came up with something. Come outside.



外面才二十度
It's degrees outside.



我受不了那個尼加拉大瀑布
I can't stair at that thing Niagra Falls,



它跟加勒比海盜八竿子打不著
it has absolutely nothing to do with the Carribean.



-人們會訪問Facemash -對
- People came to "Facemash" to step in, right? - Yeah.



並不是那些美女的照片吸引了他們
It wasn't because they saw pictures of hot girls,



因為在網上
you can go anywhere on the internet



-美女的照片無處不在 -對
- and see pictures of hot girls. - Yeah.



而是因為他們能看到熟悉女生的照片
Because they saw pictures of girls that they knew.



大家想上網訪問他們的朋友
People want to go on the internet and check out their friends



何不建一個這樣的網站 提供朋友 照片 檔案等信息
so why not build a web site that offers them freinds, pictures, profiles



你可以隨意瀏覽
whatever you can visit browse around,



甚至能訪問你在派對剛認識的女孩
maybe someone you just met at a party.



我說的不是什麼交友網站
I'm not talking about a dating site.



我指的是 將整個大學的社交網絡
I'm talking about taking the entire social experience of college,



搬到網上去
and putting it online.



我的腿凍僵了
Can't feel my legs.



知道
I know.



-這太令人興奮了 Eduardo -好啊
- I'm totally psyched ab

out this, Eduardo. - Yeah.



它獨一無二
"It would be exclusive."



你必須瞭解網上那個人
You would have to know the people on the site



才能同意他訪問你的頁面 就像...
to get past your own page, like...



收到邀請
getting punched.



有意思
That's good.



這就像Final Club 只不過在這我們說了算
It's like "Final Club", except we're the president.



我說 這主意聽起來不錯
I told him I thought it sounded great,



是個好主意
It was a great idea.



用不著去竊取
There was nothing to hack,



人們會上傳自己的照片 填寫自己的資料
people were gonna provide their own pictures, their own information.



還可以選擇
And people would have the ability



是否邀請自己的好友加入這個網絡
to invite or not invite their friends to join.



想像一個完全由社群組織構建的世界
In a world where social structure was everything?



它就是那樣一個世界
That was the thing.



這是項浩大的工程
It was a big project,



他要編寫成千上萬行代碼
and he was going to have to write tens of thousands lines of code.



我那時就想 為什麼是他 而不是他室友來找我
So I was wondering why he was coming to me and not his roommates.



Dustin Moscovitz Chris Hughes 他們都是程序員
Dustin Moscovitz, Chris Hughes, they were programmers.



需要一點啟動資金
We're gonna need a little start up cash



租一個服務器好讓它上線
to rent a server to get it online.



那就是原因
So that was why.



-他提條件了嗎 -當然
- Did he offer terms. - Yes.



咱們三七分成
We'll split it /.



你提供一千美元資金
for me for you for putting up the



負責商務運作 你三我七吧
dollars and for handling everything on the business end.



你就是首席財務官
You're CFO.



你回答...
And you said...



我回答 就這麼幹了
I said, "Let's do it".



那麼 他還說什麼了嗎
OK, did he add anything else?



說了
Yes.



它也許沒那麼複雜
It probably wasn't a diversity thing.



那又怎樣
So what.



你覺得他為什麼要說那句話
Why you think he said that?



Gretchen 抱歉打斷一下 我們到底在問誰
Gretchen, excuse me for interupting, whose discovery is this.



Sy 請讓我先問完
Sy, if you let me continue with my line of questioning.



他們想說 Eduardo收到鳳凰俱樂部的邀請令我妒火中燒
They are suggesting that I was jealous of Eduardo for getting punched



於是我計劃將他從未來公司的團隊中踢出去
by the Phoenix and began a plan to screw him out of a company that I hadn't even invent yet.



是嗎
Were you?



Gretchen
Gretchen!



嫉妒Eduardo
Jealous of Eduardo?



別記錄了...
Stop typi

ng we're all...



我想你們一定做足了功課
I know you've done your homework



知道我並不在乎錢
and know money is not a big part of my life.



但現在我可以買下整條Auburn street
But at the moment I could buy all Auburn street,



把鳳凰俱樂部改成我的乒乓球室
take the Phoenix club and turn it into my ping-pong room.



我會告訴你派對的情況
I'll let you know how the party is.



你是這起Facebook案子訴訟的原告
We recognise that you're a plaintiff in one suit involving Facebook



和另一起訴訟的證人
and a witness in another.



是的 先生
Yes, sir.



在Mark與你分享這個創意的前幾周裏
At any time in the weeks prior to Mark telling you his idea,



他提到過Tyler Winklevoss Cameron Winklevoss
did he mention Tyler Winklevoss, Cameron Winklevoss,



Dedre Revedra或哈佛網絡嗎
Dedre Revedra or Harvard Connection?



說過
Yes,



他說他們請他去建網站
he said they asked him to work on their site.



但他看過他們的成果後
But that he looked at what they had



覺得那就是浪費他的時間
and decided it wasn't worth his time.



他說 就算他最菜的朋友
He said even his most pathetic friends



也比這群傢伙強
knew about getting people interested



更能讓網站吸引大眾眼球
in the website than these guys.



這群傢伙是指我的當事人嗎
These guys means my clients?



是
Yes.



他很不爽 Mark很不爽他們...
He resented, Mark resented that they...



因為你的當事人說
your clients thought



他需要在Facemash後恢復形象
that he needed to rehabilitate his image after Facemash.



Mark沒想在Facemash後挽回什麼
Mark didn't want to rehabilitate anything with Facemash.



他黑進了哈佛的電腦網絡
Hacked into the Harvard computers,



戲耍了行政委員會
he blew his nose at the add-board.



名聲四起
He got a lot of notoriety.



他所期待的東西 都通過Facemash實現了
Facemash did exactly what he wanted to do.



那你是否清楚在Zuckerberg先生建立The Facebook的過程中
Were you aware that while Mr. Zuckerberg was buliding the"The Facebook"



他還一直與原告保持著聯繫呢
he was also communictaing with the plaintiffs?



當時不知道 但...
Not at the time I wasn't, but...



它跟Winklevoss的交友網站沒什麼干係
It really did not have much to do with the Winklevoss dating site.



你怎麼知道 你根本就不在場
How would you know, you weren't even there.



那你是否知道在Zuckerberg先生
Were you aware that while Mr. Zuckerberg



建立The Facebook的過程中
was building the "The Facebook",



他想讓原告認為
he was leading the plaintiffs



他在為建立哈佛網絡工作
to believe he was building the Harvard C

onnection.



你的結論沒有證據
Conclusion not found in evidence.



接下來就是證據
We are about to find the evidence.



Friendster Myspace



年月日 Mark Zujerburg給Tylor Winklevoss的郵件
From Mark Zujerburg to Tylor Winklevoss, November , ,



我看了你發的所有關於哈佛網絡的資料
I read over all the stuff you send me related to Harvard Connection,



看起來實現它並不需要太長時間
and it seems like it shouldn't take to long to implement,



明晚我會做好所有基本功能
so we can talk about it



然後我們再談談
after I get all the basic functionality up tommorrow night.



年月日 Mark Zujerburg給Tylor Winklevoss的郵件
From Mark Zujerburg to Tylor Winklevoss December , .



抱歉今晚沒接電話
Sorry I was unreachable tonight.



我剛看到你的三個未接電話
I just got about three of your missed calls,



系統崩潰了 我剛才一直在忙著處理
I was working on a problem setted for my system collapsed.



年月日 Mark Zujerburg給Tylor和Cameron Winklevoss的郵件
From Mark Zujerburg to Tylor and Cameron Winklevoss December , .



這周很忙
this week has been pretty busy



這週一直忙於HARVARD 學習和工作
This week has been pretty busy,between HARVARD, classes and work."



我覺得最好將見面推遲
So I think its probably best to postpone the meeting.



我明天也會很忙
I'm also really busy tommorow



你們不覺得這小子有點不對勁嗎
OK anybody else feel like there is somethin up with this guy?



告訴他沒問題
Tell him OK.



但我們起碼得在散伙前見上一面（YY的。。。辛苦了。。。）
But we do have to make sure we all meet up before we go off for break.



好的 好的
I know, I know.



好 保重
Yeah watch out.



Mark
Hey Mark...



我得買個能運行APACHE的LINUX系統... （原諒我聽力無能）
I need a dedicated LINUX box running APACHE with------backend



所以需要更多資金
Its gonna cost a little more money.



要多少
How much more.



還要刀
About hundred more



有必要嗎
Do we need it.



得用它控制流量
Its gotta handle the traffic.



那買吧
Do it.



已經買了
I already did.



你猜怎麼著
Hey guess what



我進入二面了
I made the secound cut.



不錯
That's good.



這就夠你自豪的了
You should be proud of that right there,



沒被錄取也無所謂
dont worry if you dont make it any further.



那我先撤了
I'll get out of here.



Mark Zuckerburg寫給Tyler和Cameron Winklevoss
From Mark Zuckerburg to Tyler and Cameron Winklevoss



以及Divya Narendra
and Divya Narendra



年月日
Dec



我剛開始著手建立密碼系統
I have a CS problem set that I am just getting started with



需要花

小時來編碼 所以明晚會很忙
And it should be about hours of coding so I'll be busy tommorow night.



下週三下午之前我都沒時間見面
I wont really be free to meet until next wednesday afternoon.



這週三下午我去不了了
I have to cancel Wednesday afternoon.



這段時間我一直泡圖書館
I've basically been in the lab this whole time.



本週六恐怕也不行
And I also wont be able to do staurday



我得去見父母
As I have to meet up with my parents.



匾上刻著"John Harvard"
As the plaque reads "John Harvard"



"於年創立哈佛大學"
Founder of HARVARD UNIVERSITY in .



有人說這個雕像包含了個謊言
Some call this the statue of lies.



是哪個謊言呢
What are the lies?



Dowd先生
MR.Dowd



個謊言 第一
lies, first.



靠
Shit



脫褲子吧
Take yor pants off.



我就知道
I know.



Savarin先生
AH Mr.Savarin



一 哈佛建立於年
- Harvard was founded in .



不是年
Not



二 John Harvard不是哈佛的創始人
- Hravard was not founded by John Harvard.



三 那雕像不是John Harvard
- That is not John Harvard.



那是誰
Who is it.



雕塑家Daniel Chester的朋友
Freind of the scupture Daniel Chester.



你不用脫外套了
Keep your jacket on.



在Zucermans先生與我的委託人初次見面天後
days after Mr.Zucermans initial meeting with my clients.



他還沒有建成HARVARD CONNECTION
And he still has'nt completed work on HARVARD CONNECTION.



而在年月日
But on Jan



Zuckerburg先生卻在Network Solution網站
Mr.Zuckerburg registered the



註冊了FACEBOOK的域名
domain name the FACEBOOK, by network solutions.



就你所知
To the best of your Knowledge



他是否著手過HARVARD CONNECTION的建立工作
had he even begun work on HARVARD CONNECTION.



地球人都知道
Not to my knowledge.



沒有
No



Cameron 我仍然懷疑
Hey Cameron Im still a little sceptical that we



我們的網站功能是否豐富到可以吸引
have enough fuctionality in the site to really draw the attention



足夠多的用戶來維持網站的持續經營
and to gain the critical mass neccessary to get a site like this to run.



以後詳談
Will speak soon.



這是他第一次提出問題
This is the st time he mentioned any problems.



是的
Yes it was.



你發送了封郵件給Mr.Zuckberg先生
You sent e-mails to Mr.Zuckberg



收到了封回信
And received e-mails in return



而這是他第一次表現出消極情緒
And this is the st time he indicated he was not happy.



沒錯
That's correct.



他花天研究我們的系統 然後據為己有
He had days to study our system and get out ahead ...



Facebook上有你的編碼嗎
Do you see any of your code on Facebook,

我用了你的編碼嗎
Did I use any of your code?



你他媽竊取了我們的整個理念
You stole our whole godamn idea!



老兄冷靜
Fellas



-（我自己都知道聽得不對。。。再次無能。。。） -我能繼續陳述嗎
- How's dot com for Harvard dize.... - Can I continue with my deposition?



你們其實根本不需要
You know you really dont need



一個法律小組來搞清事實
a forensic team to get to the bottom of this



如果你們非說自己是Facebook的創始人
If you guys were the inventors of Facebook,



那隨便你們
you invented FACEBOOK



我迫不及待把你踩在腳下
I cant wait to stand over



看你簽支票給我們
your shoulder and watch you write us a check



去屎吧
Bullshit



您繼續
Let's continue



年月日
February ,



Mark
Mark?



Mark
Mark?



在你藝術史班上有個叫Stephanie Attis的女孩
There is a girl in your art history class named Stephanie Attis,



她有男朋友嗎
do you happen to know if she has a boyfreind



她有和誰在一起嗎
Have you ever seen her with anyone?



沒有的話 你覺得她會不會跟我出去...
and if not, do you happen to know if she's going to go out...



Dustin
Dustin



人們不會背著牌子到處走 告訴別人她...
People do not walk around with a sign on them that says i』m



Mark
Mark



說好九點見的
We were suppossed to meet at nine



睡過頭了?
Slept with in?



得加個特徵
Have to add a feature



什麼
What?



靠 你都完成了 挺不錯呀
Shit,it's done it it's really good



簡潔明快
Clean and simple



沒有迪斯尼樂園 沒有影視介紹
No disneyland, no Live New Girls.



看著
Watch.



寫什麼呢
What are you writing?



關係狀況
Realtionship status



好友關注
Interested in



這就是大學生活的中心
This is what drives life at college



有沒有妞可以上
Are you having sex or are'nt you



就像 人們上固定的課程 坐固定的位置
Its like people take certain classes, sit where they sit



做固定的事情 去固定的俱樂部 你懂的
Do what they do ... want to have some center... you know



那就是FACEBOOK的目的
Thats what FACEBOOK is going to be about



他們之所以會登陸 實際為了找機會去...
They're going to log on because after all the cake and watermelon there is a chance



釣馬子
To get laid?



認識姑娘
Meet girl.



沒錯
Yes



太給力了
It's really good



這樣就行了
And that was it.



什麼意思
What do you mean？



已經準備好了
It's ready.



準備好了
It's ready



是
Yeah



馬上
right now



這樣就行了
That was it



這是標頭
Here's the masthead



你做了標頭
You made a

masthead



是
Yeah



Eduardo Savarin 聯合創始人 首席財務官
"Eduardo Savarin, Co-Founder and C F O



沒錯
Yeah



你永遠不知道這對我爸意味著什麼
You have no idea what that's going to mean to my father.



我知道
Sure I do.



能上線嗎
Let's go online?



現在就能
Right now



把你筆記本拿出來
Get your laptop out



為什麼用我的筆記本
Why Why do you need my laptop



你有Phoenix Club所有成員的郵箱地址
You got emails for everybody at the "Phoenix Club"



我想
I don't know



不知道這樣做好不好
I'm not sure if tis going to be cool that I am doing this



發垃圾郵件
Spam



不是垃圾郵件
This is not spam



是 我知道不是
No I know it's not spam



如果發給咱的朋友 只能在書獃子間流傳
If we send to our friends, its just gonna bounce around us dorks.



我還不是正式成員呢
I have'nt got in yet



那些人交際圈廣
These guys know people.



我需要他們的郵箱
and I need their e-mails



好吧
Sure



好
Good



把聯繫人名單給我
Give me the mailing list



Jabberwock @ Harvard E-D-U (Jabberwock是《愛麗絲漫遊僊境》中的角色)
"Jabberwock @ Harvard E-D-U."



這些傢伙 拿自己當文學天才嗎
These guys ... They're literary geniuses



還是《愛麗絲漫遊僊境》是以他為原型?
They're obvious Lewis Carroll's references?



他們人挺好的
They're not so bad



說說而已
I'm just saying



隨你便吧
Yeah your right



網站開通了
Sites live.



去喝一杯慶祝一下吧
Lets go get a drink and celebrate.



我買單
I'm buying



Mark
Mark?



Mark
Mark?



你在禱告嗎
Are you praying?



為什麼不唱科爾?波特和艾文?伯林的歌(都是美國著名作曲家)
What ever happened to Cole Porter and Irving Berlin ?



今天是情人節 當然要唱情歌
Valentine's Day.They're playing love songs



說得好
Good point.



就好像他倆都沒寫過情歌似的
Cause Cole Porter and Irving Berlin Never wrote any love songs



親愛的 別再玩筆記本了
Honey you should put your laptop away



七個人給我發了同一個網站地址
Seven differnt people spamming the same link.



美國養狗俱樂部？
AKC?



是什麼
What is it?



不知道
I don't know.



不過最好又是長得像希特勒的貓
But I'm really hoping it's cats that looks like Hitler.



我總也看不夠
I could never get enough of that



不是
No, it's not.



幹什麼
Here?



怎麼了
What?



出什麼事了
Hey what is wrong



沒事
It's fine.



現在沒空
Not now



再等分鐘
Need minutes



我只想告訴你們Zuckerberg竊取了咱們的網站
OK, I just want to let you know that Zucker