荆轲刺秦王英文话剧剧本

英语话剧剧本--荆珂刺秦王The man wants to kill the king

旁白：It was war periods time, the war among different countries seemed endless. Every kings or ministers tried to find some supermen to work for them——to be the killing tools for their political purposes. As time goes by, it was becoming a fashion to feed some good men at home……

这是战争时期,各国之间的战争似乎没完没了。每一个国王或者部长想找到一些超人来为他们工作——用来做杀人工具来达到他们的政治目的，随着时间的推移,在家培养这些人成为一种时尚……

This is a crazy world. In the crazy world, there are the crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by the crazy way.

这是一个疯狂的世界。在这个疯狂的世界,有疯狂的人们,试图用疯狂的方式来展示疯狂的历史。

第一幕：Conspire(密谋)

太子丹（上，叹气）：Ying Zheng,that bad guy,treats me even worse than before.Resorts to lots of persons in his hand,he never cares about me ---the most sensible prince under the sun.Recently,he has got much more cities from my hands.How can I live if these things happen again(急)。嬴政,那个坏家伙,对待我比以前更糟。许多人则在他手中,他从不关心我- - -最明智的王子在太阳下。最近,他有更多的城市从手中滑落。我如何生活,如果这些事发生呢Hey!! I must think out a good idea. I must make him know who I am.(向幕里大叫)

嘿! !我得想出一个好主意。我要让他知道我是谁。

Where is my minister? 哪里是我的部长?

(大臣阿三上)Indeed, tell me what shall we do now?事实上,告诉我,我们应该做些什么呢?

阿三：（毕恭毕敬）Just keep calm,please!Let me see!只是保持镇静,请!让我看看!

（盘坐在地。两手在头上画画如一休）（旁外音：当当当，砰！！）（阿三起）Ok,I get one,we can sent a hero to put Ying Zheng to~~~好的,我找到了,我们可以送一个英雄,把嬴政~ ~ ~ （作杀状）Then, all the beauties,jewelries and cities in Qin is ours~~~

那么,所有的美女、首饰和城市在秦代是我们的~ ~ ~（奸笑）太子与阿三作流口水状.

太子：Ha, ha~~~. Good idea,Good idea!But do you think who we can sent?哈哈~ ~ ~。好主意,好主意!但你认为谁是可以送到呢?

阿三：I have thought about it, we can send Xi Men Chui Xue .He is traveling in our country these days. I think we can’t lose the chance. We must employ him quickly.我认为,我们可以派遣西门吹雪。他这些日子在我国旅游。我认为我们不能失去这个机会。我们必须雇用他很快。

太子：Well, deal with the things as soon as possible.嗯,处理事情尽快。

第二幕：tournament (比武)

西门吹雪（上台，摆出一幅酷式，手一张，一条纸带随风而下）

Today I came here for the fighting, who is the unwanted-life guy. Stand out.

今天我来战斗,谁是unwanted-life的家伙。脱颖而出。

荆轲（抖嗦而上）站在一边，不敢出大气。

旁白：Competition begins.

比赛开始了。

荆轲（带剑冲向西门吹雪，半途停住）Are you really Xi Men Chui Xue?

西门吹雪：Just come on.

荆轲：（又冲，停在西门吹雪面前）Are you sure you are really the Xi Men Chui Xue in the

story?

西门吹雪：（不耐烦）what a boring man! How dare you ask me such a stupid question?

荆轲（环视四周见无一人，便跪在西门吹雪面前，大哭）My hero, I admire you just like the yellow river, never endless. I have eighty-year-old mother up, three-year-old boy down. Please don’t kill me. Give me the life, please!

西门吹雪（大怒）I thought Jingke is a hero. But you beg for life. How can I forgive you? Give me your life.(我认为荆轲是一个英雄。但你求我的生活。我怎么能原谅你吗?给我你的生活) (举剑刺向荆轲，忽然，捂住自己的肚子，自语) Maybe I ate too much this morning, Maybe there is something wrong with the rice. (抬头) where is the toilet?也许我吃了太多的今天早上,也许有毛病了大米。(抬头)厕所在哪里?

荆轲：T-o-i-l-e-t-?

西门吹雪：WC.

荆轲：W-C-?

西门吹雪：（急）茅厕！！Are you happy to hear such rude words?你很高兴听到这样粗鲁的话?

荆轲：I know, I know. Turn left, left and left.我知道,我知道。向左拐,左拐再左拐.

西门吹雪下。太子丹与阿三上，看见荆轲，大吃一惊，太子丹给阿三一个眼色，阿三会意。走至荆轲前。

阿三:What’s your name, please? Hero.请问你叫什么名字?英雄.

荆轲不屑一顾。

太子丹（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name, please?我可以知道你的名字吗?

荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：宁在花下死，作鬼也风流。

Even dying under the flower, Also happy as a ghost. ——快活魔王荆轲是也Happy prince of the gost

太子丹（抱拳）：How do you do

荆柯：How do you do.

荆柯突欲走，太子丹给阿三一个眼色。

阿三：Hero, wait for a moment. I have a problem which needs your help。英雄,稍等片刻。我有一个问题,需要你的帮助．

太子丹：You can gain a lot of things.

荆柯欲走又止。

太子丹(从衣兜里掏出一张卡片): Here is a card for traveling all over the world for free, please accept it please, hero.这是一张卡片,周游世界免费,请接受吧,英雄。

荆柯正准备拿，但马上又止，转身又欲走

太子丹（慌了）：I must use the last way. Ladies and gentlemen. This is Miss Huang!我一定要用过去的方式。女士们,先生们。这是黄小姐。

旁白：“大世界”响起

有一妖艳女子走上（男扮女装），走到荆柯面前，给荆柯抛了一个眉眼。荆柯两眼发直。

太子丹与阿三（击掌）Yeah!

荆柯（站直，厉声道）：Great man, both born and die for his motherland. I am not the guy who just wants money and beauty. What shall I do? Prince, just say it out. But this lady……

伟大的人,出生和死亡都为他的祖国。我不是那个人只是想要钱和美丽。我该做什么呢?王子,就说出来。但是这个女人……

太子丹：No problem.没问题。