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篇一：幽默英语演讲稿幽默英语演讲稿love your mother爱你的母亲why are you crying, a young boy asked his mom?你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈.because im a woman, she told him.因为我是女人,她告诉他.i dont understand, he said.我不明白.他回答his mom just hugged him and said,and you never will, but thats o.k........妈妈拥抱了他说,你永远也不会明白,但没关系...later the little boy asked his father,why does mom seem to cry for no reason?.后来小男孩问他的父亲妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣?all women cry for no reason, was all his dad could say...... 所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣,这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的...the little boy grew up and became a man,still wondering why women cry.等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候,他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭.finally he put in a call to god and when god got back to him, he asked god, why do women cry so easily?最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣?god answered......上帝回答:when i made woman,i decided she had to be special.i made her shouldersstrong enough to carrythe weight of the world, yet,当我创造女人的时候,我决定把她造的很特别,我让她的双肩强壮的足以能够承担整个世界,但是,却让她的双臂温柔的足够去安慰他人...i gave her the inner strengthto endure childbirthand the rejectioneven from her own children.我给她内在的力量去忍受生产的剧痛,也让她有勇气承受无数的伤害,甚至这些伤害有时会来自于自己的孩子...i gave her a hardnessthat allows herto keep going and take careof her family and friends,even when everyone else gives up, through sickness and fatigue without 我给她顽强,让她能够不断地前进,并且照顾自己的家人和朋友,甚至当每个人都放弃的时候,她却能够坚强地在疾病和劳累之时毫无怨言...i gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances. even when her child has hurt her badly....she has the very special power to make a childs boo-boo feel better and to quell a teenagers anxieties and fears....我给她内心的敏感,让她在任何环境下都深爱着自己的孩子.甚至在他们深深伤害她的时候．．．她用那特别的力量，让年幼孩子的在受伤的时候感到安慰，也能够让年轻的子女消除紧张与恐惧．．．i gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faults and i fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart....我给她力量关心她的丈夫，尽管他会犯错．我用男人的肋骨创造了女人，使女人可以保护男人的心脏．．．i gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly....我给她智慧，让她知道一个好丈夫永远不会伤害他的妻子，但有时候会试炼她坚定的永远跟随自己丈夫的能力与决心．for all of this hard work,i also gave her a tear to shed.it is hers to usewhenever needed andit is her only weakness....when you see her cry,tell her how much you love her, and all she does for everyone, and even though she may still cry, you will have made her heart feel good.因为这些种种的困难，我也同样赐她流下眼泪，这是当她在需要时可以使用的，这是她唯一的软弱之处．．．当你看到她哭泣的时候，告诉她你有多么地爱她，告诉她她为所有人所做的一切，即使这样她可能还是会哭泣，但你会使她的心里得到安慰．she is special!please send this to women you know, and those with mothers, sisters, and special women in their lives.她是独特的！请把这个信息传递给你认识的女人，有母亲，姐妹和特别的女性在他们生命里的人． but, also send this to men so they will understand about what a wonderful thing a woman is.each day is a mountain that must be climbed; with courage each stepgets easier.但是，也把这个信息传递给男人，因此他们会明白女人是多么奇妙的被造物．每一天，生活中都会有必须爬的山，但是勇气会使每一步都更轻松．love your mother always永远爱你的母亲，and keep her smiling并且使她微笑常在篇二：幽默英语演讲稿幽默英语演讲稿love your mother爱你的母亲why are you crying, a young boy asked his mom?你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈.because im a woman, she told him.因为我是女人,她告诉他.i dont understand, he said.我不明白.他回答his mom just hugged him and said,and you never will, but thats o.k........妈妈拥抱了他说,你永远也不会明白,但没关系...later the little boy asked his father,why does mom seem to cry for no reason?.后来小男孩问他的父亲妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣?all women cry for no reason, was all his dad could say...... 所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣,这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的... the little boy grew up and became a man,still wondering why women cry.等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候,他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭.finally he put in a call to god and when god got back to him, he asked god, why do women cry so easily?最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣? god answered......上帝回答:when i made woman,i decided she had to be special.i made her shouldersstrong enough to carrythe weight of the world, yet,当我创造女人的时候,我决定把她造的很特别,我让她的双肩强壮的足以能够承担整个世界,但是,却让她的双臂温柔的足够去安慰他人...i gave her the inner strengthto endure childbirthand the rejectioneven from her own children.我给她内在的力量去忍受生产的剧痛,也让她有勇气承受无数的伤害,甚至这些伤害有时会来自于自己的孩子...i gave her a hardnessthat allows herto keep going and take careof her family and friends,even when everyone else gives up, through sickness and fatigue without 我给她顽强,让她能够不断地前进,并且照顾自己的家人和朋友,甚至当每个人都放弃的时候,她却能够坚强地在疾病和劳累之时毫无怨言...i gave her the sensitivity to love her children under any and all circumstances. even when her child has hurt her badly....she has the very special power to make a childs boo-boo feel better and to quell a teenagers anxieties and fears....我给她内心的敏感,让她在任何环境下都深爱着自己的孩子.甚至在他们深深伤害她的时候．．．她用那特别的力量，让年幼孩子的在受伤的时候感到安慰，也能够让年轻的子女消除紧张与恐惧．．．i gave her strength to care for her husband, despite faults and i fashioned her from his rib to protect his heart....我给她力量关心她的丈夫，尽管他会犯错．我用男人的肋骨创造了女人，使女人可以保护男人的心脏．．．i gave her wisdom to know that a good husband never hurts his wife, but sometimes tests her strengths and her resolve to stand beside him unfalteringly....我给她智慧，让她知道一个好丈夫永远不会伤害他的妻子，但有时候会试炼她坚定的永远跟随自己丈夫的能力与决心．for all of this hard work,i also gave her a tear to shed.it is hers to usewhenever needed andit is her only weakness....when you see her cry,tell her how much you love her, and all she does for everyone, and even though she may still cry, you will have made her heart feel good. 因为这些种种的困难，我也同样赐她流下眼泪，这是当她在需要时可以使用的，这是她唯一的软弱之处．．．当你看到她哭泣的时候，告诉她你有多么地爱她，告诉她她为所有人所做的一切，即使这样她可能还是会哭泣，但你会使她的心里得到安慰．she is special!please send this to women you know, and those with mothers, sisters, and special women in their lives.她是独特的！请把这个信息传递给你认识的女人，有母亲，姐妹和特别的女性在他们生命里的人． but, also send this to men so they will understand about what a wonderful thing a woman is.each day is a mountain that must be climbed; with courage each step gets easier.但是，也把这个信息传递给男人，因此他们会明白女人是多么奇妙的被造物．每一天，生活中都会有必须爬的山，但是勇气会使每一步都更轻松． love your mother always永远爱你的母亲，and keep her smiling并且使她微笑常在篇三：新初中幽默英语演讲稿新初中幽默英语演讲稿love your mother爱你的母亲why are you crying, a young boy asked his mom?你为什么哭?一个小男孩问他的妈妈.because im a woman, she told him.因为我是女人,她告诉他.i dont understand, he said.我不明白.他回答his mom just hugged him and said,and you never will, but thats o.k........妈妈拥抱了他说,你永远也不会明白,但没关系...later the little boy asked his father,why does mom seem to cry for no reason?.后来小男孩问他的父亲妈妈为什么似乎在无缘无故的哭泣?all women cry for no reason, was all his dad could say......所有的女人都会常常没有原因地哭泣,这是他的父亲唯一可以解释的...the little boy grew up and became a man,still wondering why women cry.等到小男孩长大,成了男人的时候,他仍然奇怪妈妈为什么哭.finally he put in a call to god and when god got back to him, he asked god, why do women cry so easily?最后他把这件事祷告给上帝,他问上帝,为什么女人容易哭泣?god answered......上帝回答:when i made woman,i decided she had to be special.i made her shouldersstrong enough to carrythe weight of the world, yet,当我创造女人的时候,我决定把她造的很特别,篇四：英语演讲幽默开场白英语演讲幽默开场白作为一个演讲者，我从观众那只得到过两种抱怨：一种是我讲话声音太大了，他们无法入睡；第二种是我讲得时间太长了，他们无法一直清醒。

励志又幽默的演讲稿英语

Good morning! It is my great honor to stand here today and share withyou some thoughts that I hope will inspire and entertain you. Let's face it, life can be tough, but with a little humor and a positive mindset, we can turn even the darkest moments into something worth laughing about. So, let's embark on a journey of laughter, inspiration, and perhaps a touch of sarcasm.Title: "Laugh Your Way to Success"Introduction:In the words of Charles Chaplin, "To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone, and a funnybone." Today, I will focus on the last one – the funnybone. Because let's be honest, life is a series of ups and downs, and laughter can be the best medicine to keep us going. So, without further ado, let's dive into the world of humor and see how it can help us achieve success.1. Embrace the power of humor:Have you ever noticed that the most successful people are also the ones who can make you laugh? That's because humor has the power to bring people together, create positive energy, and build strong relationships. When we laugh, our bodies release endorphins, the feel-good hormonesthat improve our mood and reduce stress. So, next time you're feeling down, remember that a good laugh can be the quickest way to pickyourself up.2. Turn failures into funny stories:We all know that failure is a part of life. But instead of letting it bring us down, why not turn it into a funny story? As the saying goes, "What doesn't kill you makes you funnier." So, the next time you face a setback, take a deep breath, laugh at the situation, and learn from the experience. You'll be surprised how much stronger and more resilient you become.3. Be the comedy relief for others:In times of crisis, people often seek comfort and support from those around them. By being the comedy relief for others, you can help lighten their burden and make them feel better. Whether it's a joke, a witty comment, or a funny meme, share your humor with others and watch as it spreads joy and positivity.4. Use humor to cope with stress:Life can be stressful, and sometimes it feels like we're carrying the weight of the world on our shoulders. That's why it's essential to find ways to cope with stress, and humor is a great tool. When you're stressed, take a moment to laugh at the absurdity of the situation. It may not solve all your problems, but it will help you see things in a different light and make you more resilient.5. Be yourself and don't take yourself too seriously:One of the most important lessons in life is to be yourself and not take yourself too seriously. When we're too serious, we miss out on the fun and joy that life has to offer. So, embrace your quirky side, don't be afraid to make a fool of yourself, and let your sense of humor shine through.Conclusion:In conclusion, humor is a powerful tool that can help us achieve success in life. By embracing the power of humor, turning failures into funny stories, being the comedy relief for others, using humor to cope with stress, and being yourself, you'll be well on your way to a fulfilling and laughter-filled life.Remember, as Charlie Brown once said, "Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get." So, let's laugh our way through life, embrace the unknown, and make the most of every moment.Thank you for listening, and may your life be filled with laughter, success, and a touch of humor.God bless!。

幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿3分钟

幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿3分钟幽默的英语演讲稿篇一The romantic love story——The film describes a love story between a harlot and a rich man. It is a fairy story about Cinderella of modern version. Being the he-ro-in-e in a fairy tale seems to be the dream of every girl since very young. All girls are looking forward to romantic love stories descending on them. The more impossible the loveis going to happen, the happier the girl to be, which is definitely decided by the nature of girls. The most impressed things came to me in th e film were the hero’s (Richard Gere) character. He was charming, a real confident man, so perfect, so charming, however, that didn’t make you think he was conceited or he was pretend to be attractive. As a matter of fact, he is an indeed gentleman, with a natural gentle manner. His charm actually comes from his inner refinement. His personality is a great magnet to me.In the meanwhile, the difference between a rude woman and elegant women are obviously high lightened in this film, which I has paid attention to for a long time.幽默的英语演讲稿篇二We are going to celebrate the 60th anniversary of our motheland.Being a student in China,I feel very happy and proud.With the teachers' and parents' help ,we make great progress every day.We are growing up together with our motherland.With our knowledge and ability, I am sure we will do great contribution to the country.Thank to the motherland,we are going to be stronger and stronger.The future for us must be bright and hopeful.Let's try hard for ourselves,and for our motherland as well.I hope a kid, hope full eyes jade-green grass, free of mind and happy of heart in the heart, also from had a regrets.Regardless nature of the boon grant still mankind of creation, nature give we abundant of imagination and infinite pure and endless Xia think, although they be small but solidify one heart, they mutually hold to hug to each other, under the nourish of the earth, full exertive solidify one coagulate of heart dint, also give nature one Wen Run4 of green space.幽默的英语演讲稿篇三Hello, everyone, I’m Liu Dongdong. I’m a student. There are three people in my family—my father, mother and I.My father is 40 years old. He is a worker. I think he is a good worker. Because he works very hard. He gets up very early every day and he works for more than 10 hours a day. So he is always busy, he looks very tired when he gets 小学 home. He likes reading newspapers. He usually reads it after supper. So he gets lots of news.My mother is 38 years old. She is a worker too. She works in a very small factory. She is not tall and she has two big eyes. She loves me and she is good for me. She always buys some books for me. She wants me to be a top student. She also cares for my diet and life.I’ m 15 years old. I wear glasses. I like reading. I al ways read books after school. I like singing, too. My favorite singer is Jay Chou. His music is very nice. What do you think of him? I also like making friends. If you want to meet me, please write to me.Oh, my parents love me and I love them, too. My family is a happy family.。

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励志又幽默的演讲稿英语励志又幽默的演讲稿英语在综合课堂教学中介入,能克服传统教学侧重语言输入的弊端,有效培养学生英语语言综合应用能力。

下面是店铺为你整理的励志又幽默的英语内容，希望对你有帮助。

英语幽默演讲稿篇1：A long time ago, there was a huge apple tree. A little boy loved to come and play around it every day. He climbed to the tree top, ate the apples, took a nap under the shadow… He loved the tree and the tree loved to play with him.Time went by…The little boy had grown up and he no longer played around the tree.One day, the boy came back to the tree and looked sad. “Come and play with me,” the tree asked the boy.“I am no longer a kid, I don’t play around trees anymore.” The boy replied, “I want toys. I need money to buy them.” “Sorry, but I don’t have money…but you can pick all my apples and sell them. So, you will have money.” The boy was so excited. He picked all the apples on the tree and left happily. The boy didn’t come back after he picked the apples. The tree was sad.One day, the boy returned and the tree was so excited. “Come and play with me.” The tree said. “I don’t have time to play. I have to work for my family. We need a house for shelter. Can you help me?” “Sorry, but I don’t have a house. But you can cut off my branches to build your house.” So the boy cut all the branches of the tree and left happily.The tree was glad to see him happy but the boy didn’t appear since then. The tree was again lonely and sad. One hot summer day, the boy returned and the tree was delighted.“Come and play with me!” the tree said.“I am sad and getting old. I want to go sailing to relax myself. Can you give me a boat?” “Use my trunk to build the boat. You can sail and be happy.” So the boy cut the tree trunk to make a boat. He went sailing and did not show up for a long time.Finally, the boy returned after he left for so many years. “Sorry, my boy. But I don’t have anything for you anymore. No more apples for you.” the tree said. “ I don’t have teeth to bite.” The boy replied. “ No more trunk for you to climb on.” “I am too old for that now.” the boy said. “I really want to give you something…the only thing left is my dying roots.” The tree said with tears. “I don’t need much now, just a place to rest. I am tired after all these years.” The boy replied. “Good! Old tree roots are the best place to lean on and rest. Come here, please sit down with me and have a rest.” The boy sat down and the tree was glad and smiled with tears…This is a story of everyone. The tree is our parent. When we were young, we loved to play with Mom and Dad… When we grow up, we leave them, and only come to them when we need something or when we are in trouble. No matter what, parents will always be there and give everything they could to make you happy. You may think that the boy is cruel to the tree but that's how all of us are treating our parents.幽默英语演讲稿1的翻译很久以前有一棵苹果树。

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高中幽默励志英语演讲稿

Ladies and Gentlemen,Good morning/afternoon! Today, I stand before you not as a stern sage, but as a comrade-in-arms in the quest for success. I want to share with you a journey that is not only inspiring but also laugh-out-loud funny. Because let's face it, life is a rollercoaster, and sometimes, the best way to navigate it is with a smile and a hearty laugh.The Power of HumorNow, I know what you're thinking. "A high school speech about humor? That's a bit odd, isn't it?" Well, let me enlighten you. Humor is not just a distraction from the stresses of life; it is a powerful tool that can help us overcome challenges, build resilience, and foster a positive mindset.Have you ever noticed how a joke can lighten the mood in a tense situation? Or how a humorous comment can turn a mundane moment into a memorable one? Humor has the power to connect us, to make us feel understood, and to give us a sense of perspective.The rollercoaster ride of High SchoolHigh school, my friends, is the epitome of a rollercoaster ride. We are thrown from one challenge to another, from exams to social events, from the angst of teenage years to the pressure of future aspirations. And through all this chaos, what keeps us grounded? Laughter, of course!Remember the time you studied for hours only to realize you were reading the textbook upside down? Or the time you walked into class and accidentally called your teacher by your best friend's name? These moments may seem trivial, but they are the very fabric of our high school experience. They remind us that life is not about being perfect; it's about embracing imperfections and finding joy in the little things.The Benefits of a Good LaughA good laugh has numerous benefits. It reduces stress, boosts the immune system, and improves mood. It also enhances creativity and problem-solving skills. So, the next time you're feeling overwhelmed by thepressures of high school, take a moment to laugh. It's a simple, yet effective way to recharge your batteries.Inspirational Stories with a TwistLet's dive into some inspirational stories with a humorous twist. Picture this: a young man named Albert, who was so passionate about his science project that he decided to sleep with his frog. Alas, the frog decided to take a swim in the middle of the night, and Albert woke up to a soaked bed and a very lively amphibian. Talk about dedication!Or how about the tale of two friends, John and Mark, who decided tostart a business selling homemade pizzas. They were so excited that they forgot to check the oven temperature. The result? A kitchen filled with smoke and a pizza that was more charcoal than cheese. But they didn't give up. They learned from their mistake, and eventually, their business became a hit in the neighborhood.These stories may seem absurd, but they illustrate the importance of perseverance and the power of humor in the face of adversity.Finding Your Unique HumorNow, I'm not suggesting that you start sleeping with frogs or selling pizzas (although, who knows, maybe you'll find a unique way to combine your passions). Instead, I encourage you to find your unique sense of humor. What makes you laugh? What stories can you share that will make others chuckle?Maybe it's your quirky sense of style, your dry wit, or your ability to find humor in everyday situations. Whatever it is, embrace it. Let your humor be a beacon of light in the dark corners of high school life.The Path to SuccessAs we journey through high school and beyond, we must remember that success is not just about achieving our goals; it's about enjoying the process. And what better way to enjoy the process than with a good laugh?So, as you prepare for exams, attend social events, and face the myriad challenges of adolescence, remember to laugh. Laughter will not only make you feel better but will also help you to:1. Stay Positive: When things go wrong, laughter can help you to see the lighter side of the situation.2. Build Resilience: Laughter is a powerful tool for coping with stress and adversity.3. Connect with Others: Humor has the power to bring people together and create lasting friendships.In conclusion, my dear friends, let us not take ourselves too seriously. Let us embrace the humor in life, find joy in the little things, and laugh our way to success. For in the end, it's not the destination that matters, but the journey—and the laughter along the way.Thank you, and may your high school years be filled with laughter, learning, and endless possibilities.。

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幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿范文（通用6篇）演讲稿是一种实用性比较强的文稿，是为演讲准备的书面材料。

在现在的社会生活中，演讲稿对我们的作用越来越大，那么你有了解过演讲稿吗？以下是小编收集整理的幽默搞笑的.英语演讲稿范文（通用6篇），希望能够帮助到大家。

幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿1Dear teachers and schoolmates:I’m very happy to give a lecture in English here today. The title of speech is I Love English. As everyone knows,English is very important today.It has been used everywhere in the world.It has become the most common language on Internet and for international trade. If we can speak English well,we will have more chance to succeed.Because more and more people have taken notice of it,the number of the people who go to learn English has increased at a high speed. But for myself,I learn English not only because of its importance and its usefulness,but also because of my love for it.When I learn English, I can feel a different way of thinking which gives me more room to touch the world.When I read English novels,I can feel the pleasure from the book which is different from reading the translation.When I speak English, I can feel the confident from my words.When I write English,I can see the beauty which is not the same as our Chinese… I love English,it gives me a colorful dream.I hope I can travel around the world one day. With my good English, I can make friends with many people from different contries.I can see many places of great intrests.I dream that I can go to London,because it is the birth place of English. I also want to use my good English to introduce our great places to the English spoken people,I hopethat they can love our country like us.I know, Rome was not built in a day. I believe that after continuous hard study, one day I can speak English very well. If you want to be loved, you should learn to love and be lovable. So I believe as I love English everyday , it will love me too. I am sure that I will realize my dream one day! Thank you!幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿2Good morning/afternoon!First thing first, I gotta say,wow,its funny thing to be given a chance like that.Trurh be told,I really got a little bit nervous before I stand right here ,so called stage fright.If you look specifically on me .You may find my hands shaking,pretty assembles the guy who suffered from Pakinsons disease,and legs wobbling ,like I caught so-called ball leg. Okay,lets stop going around the bush and get back to my topic today.I really like to talk a funny story I have just heard.A lady called Lucy emigrated to United States several years ago.Her spoken English is not that fluent .And one day,she is just sitting on the couch with his U.S friends Mandy watching Sit-Com.A noise of bump had the attention of Mandy,which led her to go out of the house trying to figure out what had happened.Can you imagine that Mandy go straight out with merely a sweater.So Lucy shouted at her,"Lucy ,turn your clothes on." What suprised her most,beyond her wildest imagination, is that almost all the male in this country took their head out of the window.Admittedly,Lucy made a mistake here .The word spitted means Mandy is totally naked to the reason that male looked out of the window.The right sentence shall be,"put your clothing on."The story inspires you to take a careful look on the vast difference between eastern and western culture.Thats full of it,thank you for your time!幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿3Good evening ,Ladies and Gentlemen:Thank you very much for choosing to come in such a cold night.Today my topic is about choice and process.A research shows that a man has to make 73 choices one day.With so many choices one day, people easily get so confused and afraid of making wrong choice that they hesitate and finally miss the true part of life. In my opinion, the following part is of much more importance than the choice. There is no absolute right or wrong choice but wonderful or boring life, which the process makes the difference.Life is a box of chocolate,you never know what you will get. Forrest Gump made no decision by and for himself but he accomplished great success with his strong will in the process. The process is not the road itself but the attitudes and feelings ,the caution, courage and persistance we have as we encounter new experience and unexpected obstacles. Take myself as an example, I changed my major when I became a postgraduate. After the choice,days have been harsh for me.I cannot understand the new lessons at all. For they are closely related to mathmatics which I learned nothing about before. However wuth the belief that this is the great chance for me to experience new ideas and challenge myself,I persisted. I asked for help from every channel and reorgonized my life. Gradually I could understand some parts and even found maths interesting.Moreover, I learned to act instead of complaining. In retrospect,the choice left no trace in my mind but the happiness and bitterness of the past four months becomes an unforgetable experience in my life.No matter what the choice is, enjoy the process. In the process, your potential will be inspired and new discoveries,improvement and progress will come to you. These are the most beautiful sceneries and only on the way can you see it.These make your life colorful.There is no need and I donnot want to judge whether it right or wrong for me to be here,but I congratulate to myself for I gain and enjoy this fantastic experience. So my dear friends,never worry about your choice and enjoy the process. I am sure you will get something new and intersting tonight after you chose to come here.Thank you!幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿4Mary was an English girl, but she lived in Rome. She was six years old. Last year her mother said to her, “You’re six years old now, Mary, and you’re going to begin going to a school here. You’re going to like it very much, because it’s a nice school.”“Is it an English school” Mary asked.” Yes, it is,” her mother said. Mary went to the school, and enjoyed her lessons. Her mother always took her to school in the morning and brought her home in the afternoon. Last Monday her mother went to the school at 4 o’clock, and Mary ran out of her class. “We’ve got a new girl in our class today, Mummy,” she said. “She’s six years old too, and she’s very nice, but she isn’t English. She’s German.” “Does she speak English” Mary’s mother asked.” No, but she laughs in English,” Mary said happily.幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿5Ladies and Gentlemen , Good afternoon! I68m very glad tostand here and give you a short speech. today my topic is “youth”. I hope you will like it , and found the importance in your youth so that more cherish it.First I want to ask you some questions: 1、Do you know what is youth? 2、 How do you master your youth?YouthYouth is not a time of life, it is a state of mind it is not rosy cheeks , red lips and supple knees, it is a matter of the emotions : it is the freshness it is the freshness of the deep springs of life .Youth means a temperamental predominance of courage over timidity of the appetite , for adventure over the love of ease. This often exists in a man of 60 more than a boy of 20 . Nobody grows old merely by a number of years . We grow old by deserting our ideals.Years wrinkle the skin , but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul . Worry , fear , self –distrust bows the heart and turns the spirit back to dust .Whether 60 of 16 , there is in every human being 67s heart the lure of wonders, the unfailing childlike appetite of what68s next and the joy of the game of living . In the center of your heart and my heart there68s a wireless station : so long as it receives messages of beauty , hope ,cheer, courage and power from men and from the infinite, so long as you are young .When the aerials are down , and your spirit is covered with snows of cynicism and the ice of pessimism, then you are grown old ,even at 20 , but as long as your aerials are up ,to catch waves of optimism , there is hope you may die young at 80.That68s all ! Thank you!幽默搞笑的英语演讲稿6Earn english not only because of its importance and itsusefulness,but also because of my love for it.when i learn english, i can feel a different way of thinking which gives me more room to touch the world.when i read english novels,i can feel the pleasure from the book which is different from reading the translation.when i speak english, i can feel the confident from my words.when i write english,i can see the beauty which is not the same as our chinese...I love english,it gives me a colorful dream.i hope i can travel around the world one day. with my good english, i can make friends with many people from different contries.i can see many places of great intrests.i dream that i can go to london,because it is the birth place of english.I also want to use my good english to introduce our great places to the english spoken people,i hope that they can love our country like us.I know, rome was not built in a day. i believe that after continuous hard study, one day i can speak english very well. if you want to be loved, you should learn to love and be lovable. so i believe as i love english everyday , it will love me too.I am sure that i will realize my dream one day!Thank you!。

幽默演讲稿2分钟英语作文

幽默演讲稿2分钟英语作文Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen,。

Today, I am honored to stand here and share some humorous moments with all of you. Humor is an essential part of our lives, and it has the power to bring people together, lighten the mood, and even relieve stress. Therefore, I would like to present to you a few humorous anecdotes and jokes that will hopefully bring a smile to your faces.Firstly, let me start with a classic joke about a man who goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I keep seeing spots in front of my eyes." The doctor replies, "Have you seen an ophthalmologist?" The man responds, "No, just spots."This joke is a great example of how humor can be simple yet effective. It plays on the double meaning of the word "spots" and brings a lighthearted touch to a common situation.Next, I would like to share a funny story about a little boy who was asked by his teacher to spell the word "farm." The boy confidently spells, "F-A-R-M." The teacher then asks him to use the word in a sentence. The boy thinks for a moment and says, "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him farm."This story illustrates how humor can arise from innocent misunderstandings and the unexpected responses of children. It reminds us to appreciate the simple and humorous moments in life.Finally, I want to leave you with a humorous quote from the famous comedian, George Carlin. He once said, "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that." This quote may seem a bit cynical, but it serves as a reminder not to take ourselves too seriously and to find humor in the quirks and absurdities of human nature.In conclusion, humor is a powerful tool that can bring joy, laughter, and a sense of connection to our lives. Whether it's through jokes, stories, or witty observations, humorhas the ability to uplift our spirits and bring us closer together. I hope that these humorous moments have brought a smile to your faces and brightened your day. Thank you for listening, and may laughter always be a part of your lives.。

幽默英文发言稿范文

幽默英文发言稿范文Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. Thank you for this opportunity to stand in front of you and share some humor.Let me start by saying that I am not a stand-up comedian, but I will do my best to bring a smile to your faces today. So, without further ado, let's dive right into some jokes.Firstly, have you ever noticed how some people always seem to have the worst luck? I know someone who was so unlucky that when they were born, the doctor dropped them on their head. And you know what the doctor said? "Oh, don't worry, it's not the first time I've dropped a baby!"Moving on to something a little different, do you ever wonder why birds can sit on electric wires without getting shocked? It's because they don't touch both wires at the same time. Isn't it funny how we all have the potential to be like those birds? Sometimes, all it takes is a little bit of balance in life.Speaking of balance, let me tell you a story. Once, there was a man who was very forgetful. One day, he went to a restaurant and ordered a bowl of soup. When the waiter brought it to him, the man exclaimed, "Wait, I didn't order any soup!" The waiter replied, "But sir, you forgot that you did." The man scratched his head and said, "Well, I guess I'll have soup then. But can you bring me a spoon?" The waiter smiled and said, "Of course, sir. We wouldn't want you forgetting that too!"Lastly, let me leave you with a thought-provoking joke. Did youknow that laughing is actually good for your health? It's true! In fact, it's said that laughter is the best medicine. So, if you ever feel down or stressed, just remember to take a dose of laughter. It's free and comes with no side effects!Thank you for listening to my attempt at bringing some humor into your day. I hope I was able to put a smile on your faces, even if just for a little while. Remember, life is too short not to laugh, so keep finding reasons to smile every day.。

励志幽默的英语演讲稿

Ladies and Gentlemen,Good morning/afternoon/evening, and thank you for joining me today. I stand before you not as a sage with all the answers, but as a fellow traveler on the road of life, armed with a sense of humor and a passion for sharing joy. Today, I want to talk about the power of laughter and the joy of pursuit. Let's embark on this journey together, shall we?The Laughter RevolutionHave you ever noticed how laughter can light up a room? It's like a virus, spreading from person to person, infecting everyone with its contagious energy. Laughter is not just a physical response to humor;it's a powerful tool that can transform our lives.Imagine a world without laughter. It would be a place filled with stress, anxiety, and sorrow. But here's the good news: we have the power to create our own laughter revolution. It starts with a simple smile, a playful joke, or even a humorous observation about life's absurdities.Let me share a little story with you. There was once a man named Norman Cousins, who was diagnosed with a serious illness. Instead of dwellingon his condition, he decided to fight back with laughter. He watched funny movies and read humorous books, and lo and behold, his health improved. Norman Cousins proved that laughter is the best medicine, and his story has inspired countless others to embrace the power of humor.The Joy of PursuitLife is a journey, and we are all travelers, navigating through a landscape filled with challenges and opportunities. But what makes this journey meaningful is not the destination, but the pursuit itself. It's the joy of trying, the thrill of learning, and the satisfaction of overcoming obstacles.Have you ever tried to learn a new skill, like playing the guitar or speaking a foreign language? The process can be daunting, but it's also incredibly rewarding. Each small victory, each improvement, fills uswith a sense of accomplishment and joy. It's this joy that keeps us going, even when the road gets tough.Let me tell you about a man named Charlie Chaplin. He was a silent film actor and comedian, whose slapstick humor entertained audiences around the world. But Charlie didn't just entertain; he inspired. He showed us that life is a series of pratfalls and comebacks, and that the real joy comes from getting back up and trying again.The Humor of AdversityLife isn't always a walk in the park. We all face adversity, and it's during these moments that humor becomes our saving grace. It's not about laughing at others' misfortunes, but about finding the humor in our own struggles and using it to overcome them.I remember a time when I was struggling with a difficult assignment. I was feeling overwhelmed and stressed, and I couldn't seem to find a way to make it through. But then, I remembered a quote by Winston Churchill: "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: It is the courage to continue that counts." And with that, I found the strength to keep going, and eventually, I succeeded.The Importance of BalanceWhile laughter and joy are essential to our well-being, it's also important to maintain a balance in our lives. We can't always belaughing and playing; sometimes, we need to face the serious aspects of life head-on. But remember, even in the midst of adversity, there'soften a silver lining waiting to be discovered.In ConclusionLadies and Gentlemen, the power of laughter and the joy of pursuit are two gifts that we can all embrace. Let's not take ourselves too seriously, and let's not be afraid to laugh at life's little ironies.Let's find joy in the journey, and let's use humor to overcome the challenges that come our way.As we go about our lives, let's remember to share our laughter with others, to encourage those around us to pursue their dreams, and to never lose sight of the humor that can be found in every situation.So, here's to laughter, to joy, and to the pursuit of happiness. May we all find the strength and courage to face life's ups and downs with a smile on our faces and a twinkle in our eyes.Thank you, and may you all find joy in your pursuits today and every day.[Applause]。

幽默又有意义的英语发言稿

幽默又有意义的英语发言稿篇一:幽默的英语演讲稿英语演讲幽默开场白作为一个演讲者,我从观众那只得到过两种抱怨:一种是我讲话声音太大了,他们无法入睡;第二种是我讲得时间太长了,他们无法一直清醒。

作为一个讲演者,他的演讲总拿来和林肯的哥得堡演讲[一个著名的演讲]相比较。

当他演讲结束时,也有悲伤、眼泪和悲痛——特别是计划委员会。

幽默注释:演讲者讲得太糟糕了,组织者哭得很伤心。

演讲结束时,宴会主人感谢你从繁忙的日程中抽出时间来——你泰然自若,优雅地点头微笑着,心里非常清楚你日历上唯一的事情就是就早餐后喝点咖啡poise is when youfinish your speech and the toastmaster thanks you for taking time out of your busyschedule to be a part of their program --- and you nod and smile graciously knowingfull well that the only thing on your calendar is a little coffee from breakfast.幽默注释:一些老干部退休后没什么事干,有人请他参加一些活动,他还假装很忙,好象推开了很多事才赶去似的。

过去我演讲时常常会比较紧张,但那时我看到一条信息说如果你想象所有的观众都是裸体会有所帮助。

此时此刻,我站在这里想象着观众都是裸体,真的起作用,我不再紧张了,但眼睛有些疲劳。

i used to get nervous when giving a speech but then i read that it helps to thinkof the entire audience as being naked. and so, at this very moment, i’m standingup here imagining every one in this audience as being naked. and it really works.i no suffer from nervousness. eyestrain. yes幽默注释:把观众想象成裸体,意思是我不怕你们,就不紧张了。

幽默演讲稿励志英语版

Ladies and Gentlemen,Good [morning/afternoon/evening]! It is an absolute pleasure to stand before you today and share a little laughter and inspiration. You see, I believe that life is too short to take ourselves too seriously. So,let’s embark on a journey of humor and motivation, shall we?First, let me start with a little bit of a personal story. You know, growing up, I was always the chubby kid in school. I remember one day, during a sports day, I was running the 100-meter dash. Now, I’m not going to lie, I was not the fastest runner. In fact, I was the slowest. But guess what? I was the funniest! As I stumbled and fell, the crowd erupted in laughter. And you know what? That moment changed my life. It taught me that sometimes, it’s not about being the best, but aboutbeing the most entertaining.Now, let’s talk about laughter. Did you know that laughter is the best medicine? It’s true! According to a study by the University of Maryland, laughter can reduce stress, boost the immune system, and even increase lifespan. So, the next time you feel down or overwhelmed, remember to laugh. It’s not just good for your health, but it’s also good for your soul.Now, let’s delve into the power of humor. Humor is a powerful tool that can help us navigate through life’s challenges. It allows us to see the lighter side of things, and it helps us to connect with others. Remember the saying, “Laughter is the shortest distance between two people”?It’s true. When we laugh together, we build stronger relationships and create a sense of unity.But humor isn’t just about making others laugh. It’s also aboutfinding humor in ourselves. As humans, we are prone to making mistakes. And guess what? That’s okay! In fact, it’s the mistakes that make us who we are. So, embrace your imperfections, and find humor in them.It’s a great way to build confidence and resilience.Now, let’s talk about motivation. Motivation is the driving forcebehind our success. But how do we stay motivated? Well, here’s a littlesecret: laughter can be a powerful motivator. When we laugh, we release endorphins, those feel-good chemicals that make us feel energetic and excited. So, the next time you feel like giving up, remember to laugh.It will help you find the strength to keep going.But humor and lau ghter aren’t just for when we’re feeling down or need a boost. They should be a part of our daily lives. So, here are a few tips to help you incorporate more humor into your life:1. Surround yourself with funny people: Whether it’s friends, family, or colleagues, being around people who make you laugh can lift your spirits and keep you motivated.2. Watch comedy shows or movies: Laughter is contagious, and a good laugh can brighten your day.3. Practice humor in your everyday life: Find the humor in everyday situations. It’s amazing how much a little bit of humor can make a difference.4. Keep a positive attitude: A positive mindset can lead to a morejoyful and humorous life.5. Remember, it’s not always about the destination, but the journey. Enjoy the ride and find humor in the process.Ladies and gentlemen, life is a rollercoaster ride. We will face ups and downs, triumphs and failures. But if we approach life with a sense of humor and a positive attitude, we can turn challenges into opportunities and create a life that is both meaningful and entertaining.In conclusion, I want to leave you with a few words: laugh, love, and live. Life is too short to take ourselves too seriously. So, let’s embrace our imperfections, find humor in our mistakes, and live each day with joy and laughter.Thank you for listening, and remember, “Life is like a camera. Just focus on what’s important and capture the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don’t work out, just take another shot.”God bless, and may your life be filled with laughter and inspiration!。