怪物史莱克中最搞笑的片段剪辑

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加勒比海盗系列电影中最幽默搞笑的杰克船长剪辑

加勒比海盗系列电影中最幽默搞笑的杰克船长剪辑杰克船长，作为加勒比海盗系列电影中的主要角色之一，以其幽默搞笑的形象深受观众喜爱。

而在这一系列的电影中，有许多杰克船长的经典场景和台词被大家所津津乐道。

本文将通过剪辑的形式，回顾和展示加勒比海盗系列电影中最幽默搞笑的杰克船长的片段。

第一段：幽默的杰克船长加勒比海盗系列电影中，杰克船长给观众留下了深刻的印象。

他那独特的形象和一系列令人捧腹的场景和台词让他成为了这个系列的亮点。

下面，就让我们一起回顾一些最幽默搞笑的杰克船长剪辑吧。

第二段：剪辑一：杰克船长的幽默台词杰克船长的幽默台词可谓经典中的经典。

在电影中，他说过许多让观众捧腹大笑的台词。

比如在第二部《加勒比海盗：聚魂棺》中，当他被约翰尼·德普所饰演的杰克船长向一群鱼人装死时，他调侃道：“哦，你们都是属于尸鱼族的吧？长得真好看。

”这样的幽默搞笑台词让观众产生了共鸣，也笑翻了一片观众。

第三段：剪辑二：杰克船长的滑稽动作除了台词之外，杰克船长的滑稽动作也是他幽默形象的重要组成部分。

在第三部《加勒比海盗：世界的尽头》中，当杰克船长准备从一根绳子上滑过去时，他却因为重力失去控制，不得不多次反弹回来。

他的滑稽动作和拙劣表演引发了一阵阵爆笑声。

这样一种不断出糗的形象让观众无法抑制自己的笑声，也对杰克船长更加喜爱。

第四段：剪辑三：杰克船长的神奇逃生杰克船长在电影中的神奇逃生也是观众们津津乐道的内容之一。

在第四部《加勒比海盗：惊涛怪浪》中，当杰克船长被关进巨型木头球里，他居然能够凭借着自己的聪明才智，找到一个不大不小的缺口从中逃脱。

观众们被这样惊险又幽默的一幕逗得捧腹大笑，同时也为杰克船长的聪明才智竖起了大拇指。

第五段：剪辑四：杰克船长的幽默形象整个加勒比海盗系列电影中，杰克船长以其幽默形象成为了观众心中的偶像。

他那潦草的外貌、无厘头的台词和搞笑的行为让观众们目不转睛，也成为了电影系列中的一大亮点。

无论是在战斗场面中，还是在生死关头，杰克船长总能化险为夷，让观众们捧腹大笑。

幽默搞笑电影中的喜剧片段

幽默搞笑电影中的喜剧片段电影是我们生活中的一部分，而喜剧片段则是让我们忍俊不禁的元素。

幽默搞笑的电影片段常常成为我们日常生活中解压的重要方式。

下面我将分享几个令人捧腹大笑的喜剧片段。

1.《闻香识女人》中的“香车美人”：在这部经典的浪漫喜剧电影中，男主角查理曾在赛车上认识了他的爱人苏珊，而他们的相识却是一场啼笑皆非的事件。

当查理为了向苏珊展示自己的赛车技巧时，他在没有经过充分训练的情况下驾驶赛车，结果闯进了一家餐厅，撞倒了客人的桌子，弄得满身是泥。

这一幕令人捧腹大笑的喜剧片段体现了男女主角间的互动和不完美，给观众带来了欢乐和轻松。

2.《空中大灌篮》中的“穿云箭”：这部儿童喜剧片里的篮球动作和喜剧元素完美结合，给人以无穷的欢乐。

而片中最经典的喜剧片段之一便是主角比利·霍普金斯试图用特技表演“穿云箭”来完成一次扣篮。

然而，每一次他都无法成功，总是摔个狗啃泥，而观众们则笑声不断。

这个搞笑的片段展现了比利·霍普金斯的努力和欢乐，同时也让我们明白到即使失败，也要保持乐观和坚持。

3.《小时代》中的“冰淇淋戏剧”：虽然《小时代》这部影片更多地关注于青少年的成长故事，但它亦不乏幽默搞笑的片段。

其中一段令人捧腹的喜剧片段是主角们在吃冰淇淋时闹出的小误会。

一位女主角不小心将冰淇淋抹到男主角的脸上，男主角为了报复，也把自己的冰淇淋抹到女主角的脸上，结果两人误会上了一场。

这个喜剧片段通过夸张的动作和爆笑的台词，给观众带来了欢乐和轻松。

4.《玩具总动员》中的“巴斯光年误会”：这个迪士尼动画喜剧电影系列中的一个喜剧片段展现了玩具们互动的欢乐。

主角之一的巴斯光年是一位追求正义的玩具，但他却误以为自己是真正的太空英雄，不知道自己只是一件玩具。

每当巴斯光年展示他“超能力”时，总是引发一系列的搞笑事件和误会。

这个幽默的喜剧片段不仅仅让观众笑翻了，同时也透露出一种人物特质，让人对巴斯光年的可爱和天真感到深深喜爱。

幽默搞笑片段是电影中的一颗闪亮之星，它们给我们的生活带来欢笑和轻松。

论怪物史莱克的剪辑技巧

论《怪物史莱克》的剪辑技巧摘要动画电影的画面剪辑技巧在当今影视作品中的特殊性越来越突出！然而剪辑在电影中的重要性是不可否认的，剪辑艺术的进步推动了动画电影的发展。

“动画的剪辑可以分为无技巧剪辑和技巧剪辑两种，无技巧剪辑是只用“切”这一种方式进行剪辑，而技巧剪辑则包括对视频素材的变格剪辑和技巧转场两种方式进行剪辑。

变格剪辑包括升格即：慢镜头、降格即：快镜头、定格、倒放和重放五种剪辑，技巧转场可以分为“溶”、“划”、“淡”三种转场。

”[8]动画剪辑中还经常使用蒙太奇的手法。

我着重分析了《怪物史莱克》中蒙太奇手法的运用。

动画剪辑技巧对于时间的改变，动画作品的段落构成和主题思想表达等有直接作用。

本文重点解析《怪物史莱克》这部动画电影如何运用画面剪辑艺术吸引观众的眼球，对动画电影的剪辑艺术进行了探讨。

通过对《怪物史莱克》的剪辑技巧的探讨与论述，从中得出剪辑是动画后期的重要组成部分，对整个影片的最终效果起十分重要的作用。

动画剪辑技巧多种多样，不同的影片采用不同的剪辑技巧，会产生不一样的效果。

从而表现出导演独特的影片风格。

关键词：动画剪辑技巧技巧转场蒙太奇变格剪辑Concerning the shrek clips skillsAbstract:Animation films cut scene in the film and television works of skills particularity more and more outstanding .However, the clip in the film the importance is undeniable, clip art promote the progressof the animation film development. “Animation clips can be divided without skills and techniques two clip clip clip is used, no skills" cut" this way to clip, clip and skills include video material declension clips and skills transfer in two ways to clip. Variable grid clip includes upgraded namely: slow motion, namely: fast lens, degradation, rewind and replay. Five clips, skills transfer can be divided into" solution"," row"," light" three transitions. ”[8]Animation clip also often use montage technique. I focused on analysis of the" Shrek" the application of montage in the. Animation editing techniques to time change, animation works paragraph structure and theme expression has a direct effect. This paper focuses on the analysis of" Shrek" this animated film how to use picture clip art to attract the audience's attention, to the animation movie clip art is discussed. Through the" Shrek" clip skill discuss and discuss, derived from the clip is animation later important part of the film, the final effect plays a very important role. Animation editing techniques varied, different film using different editing techniques, will produce different results. To show the unique style of the film director.Key words: Animation clips skills Skills also montage As case clips引言英国的欧纳斯特•林格伦说过“电影技术的发展向来主要是剪辑技术的发展。

最搞笑的电影桥段笑翻你的脑袋

最搞笑的电影桥段笑翻你的脑袋电影作为一种娱乐形式，通常可以带给观众欢乐和放松的心情。

在许多电影中，搞笑桥段可以让人忍俊不禁，让人捧腹大笑。

本文将介绍一些最搞笑的电影桥段，这些桥段令人哭笑不得，笑翻了我的脑袋。

1.《史瑞克》中的佳肴之夜在这部动画喜剧电影中，史瑞克和他的伙伴们来到了一个远离城市喧嚣的小屋，享受着一顿美味的晚餐。

当他们享用美食时，一只令人发指的大蜘蛛突然出现在桌子上，引发了一连串的搞笑场面。

史瑞克和他的伙伴们急忙逃离桌子，滑倒、摔跤，场面搞笑而又惊险。

这一幕令人捧腹大笑，让人回味无穷。

2.《致命武器》中的吐舌头在这部经典的动作喜剧片中，胆大的警探墨飞和他的搭档罗格经历了一系列令人发笑的情况。

其中一幕是他们被坏人追赶时，墨飞不慎撞到一个网络安全装置，导致他的舌头被电击，不受控制地吐了出来。

这个滑稽的场景不仅展现了演员墨飞出色的喜剧天赋，也让观众笑破了肚皮。

3.《屌丝男士》中的勇敢喝酒这部喜剧电影描绘了一群生活在弱势群体中的屌丝男孩，他们用幽默和自嘲的方式面对人生。

其中一幕中，屌丝男士们半醉半醒地在酒吧里与粗鲁的人对峙。

为了展示自己的勇敢，他们举起酒杯一饮而尽，却不知道喝了一杯纯酒精。

之后，他们脸色煞白，感到火辣辣的疼痛，但仍努力装作若无其事。

这个搞笑的桥段，充满了喜剧元素和对生活的反思。

4.《羞羞的铁拳》中的爆笑对白这部中国喜剧电影以幽默和讽刺的方式揭示了人们对爱情和性话题的困惑和尴尬。

其中一幕中，主人公阿铁和他的好友小龙去参加一个性教育课程。

课堂上，阿铁和小龙通过问答互动，以滑稽的方式展现了两个男人对性知识的迷茫。

他们的对话风趣幽默，令人捧腹大笑，同时也揭示了人们在这一话题上的普遍尴尬。

5.《盗梦空间》中的梦中梦这部科幻悬疑片中描绘了人们进入他人梦境并操控他们思维的故事。

其中一幕中，主角们进入了一个又一个梦中梦的状态，使得观众产生了错乱和迷惑的感觉。

看见角色们在梦境中层层递进，不断陷入危险和愚蠢的境地，让人又笑又气。

怪物史瑞克经典句子

怪物史瑞克经典句子
1. “我是大家痛恨的怪兽。

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2. “不要相信童话。

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3. “我会在晚上出来，把你当晚餐。

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4. “不管我怎样憎恨自己，你们都不能讨厌我。

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5. “生活就像一个洋葱。

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6. “人是不应该一直呆在池塘里的。

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7. “我不在乎别人对我的看法，因为我知道自己是怎样的一个人。

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8. “我是大块头，我正在保护我自己。

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9. “快逃吧，否则我就要恶心了。

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10. “珍爱生命，远离传染病妖怪。

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11. “刚才我们刚好没有吓死人。

但你下次最好还是提前告诉我你什么时候出现。

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12. “我不想成为一个怪物，但如果没有选择，那就算了。

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13. “我有一层像蛋糕一样的心。

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14. “看你练拳你就知道，你不是一个废物。

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15. “我是一个怪物，但至少我是一个有个性的怪物。

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16. “怪物也能娶到公主。

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17. “真正的勇气不是没有恐惧，而是面对恐惧。

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18. “别以为变成一只怪物，就可以准一只怪物来自于心。

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19. “我讨厌我自己，不要对我指手画脚。

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20. “我不是威胁，我是一个威吓。

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21. “你不想跟我一起呆在这个屋顶吗？它的风景是无敌的。

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22. “我不是个大坏蛋，我只是个被捕捉的绿色生物。

”。

电影《怪物史莱克》观后感

电影《怪物史莱克》观后感
电影《怪物史莱克》是一部动画喜剧片，讲述了一个名叫史瑞克的绿色怪物来到童话王国，接受领主的条件去拯救公主，他和贫嘴驴结伴，经历了种种危险，最后终于大功告成的故事。

这部电影充满了幽默和趣味，让人捧腹大笑。

影片中的角色形象非常鲜明，史瑞克是一个非常独特的怪物，他外表丑陋，但内心善良、勇敢、聪明。

贫嘴驴则是一个非常油嘴滑舌的角色，他总是能够用他的口才和智慧化解危机。

影片的情节也非常有趣，充满了意外和惊喜。

史瑞克在接受领主的条件后，必须去拯救一个被邪恶的法奎德所控制的公主。

在这个过程中，史瑞克和贫嘴驴遇到了各种各样的困难和挑战，他们必须用智慧和勇气去克服这些困难。

影片的视觉效果也非常出色，尤其是史瑞克的形象设计，非常独特、生动。

影片的配乐也非常优美，为观众提供了一个愉悦的观影体验。

总的来说，《怪物史莱克》是一部非常成功的电影作品，它不仅充满了幽默和趣味，还传递了一些关于友谊、勇气和智慧的重要信息。

这部电影不仅适合孩子们观看，也适合全家一起欣赏。

怪物史莱克配音片段台词

-Fiona: Shrek, don't you ever think about having a family? ever: 曾经think about: 考虑family: 家庭Shrek，你难道没想过要个家么？-Shrek: Right now, you're my family.现在，你就是我的家。

Somebody better be dying.better: 长辈die:死亡最好是有人快死了-Harold: I'm dying.我快死了。

-Lillian: Harold?Harold？Don't forget to pay the gardener, Lillian.forget: 忘记gardener: 园丁别忘了照顾花园，Lillian。

-Lillian: Of course, darling.当然，亲爱的。

-Harold: Fiona.Fiona。

-Fiona: Yes, Daddy?我在，爸爸？-Harold: I know I made many mistakes with you. mistake: 错误我知道我在你身上犯下很多错误。

-Fiona: It's okay.没事的。

-Harold: But your love for Shrek has...love: 恋爱但是你对Shrek的爱……...taught me much.teach: 教授教会了我很多。

My dear boy...我亲爱的孩子……...I am proud to call you my son.proud: 自豪的我很骄傲的叫你儿子。

-Shrek: And I'm proud to call you my frog...frog: 青蛙那我也很骄傲的叫您我亲爱的青蛙……...King dad-in-law.dad-in-law: 【岳父】岳父大人-Harold: Now there is a matter of business to attend to.matter: 问题business: 事情attend to: 照料现在，重要的事情是照顾好。

《怪物史莱克》观后感

《怪物史莱克》观后感《＜怪物史莱克>观后感》最近看了《怪物史莱克》这部动画电影，真是让我乐翻了天，也有了不少感触。

影片里的史莱克，长得那叫一个与众不同。

他身材高大，一身绿色的皮肤，耳朵尖尖的，还有个蒜头鼻子。

这模样，放在现实世界里，估计能把小朋友吓哭。

但就是这样一个其貌不扬的怪物，却有着一颗无比温暖善良的心。

故事一开始，史莱克独自住在沼泽地里，过着与世隔绝的生活。

他的沼泽地就是他的小天地，虽然有点乱糟糟的，但他觉得自在极了。

直到有一天，一群来自童话世界的家伙打乱了他的平静。

那些被法克大人驱逐的童话人物，像白雪公主的七个小矮人、三只小猪等等，全都涌进了他的沼泽。

史莱克那个气呀，这好好的清净地儿，被弄得乌烟瘴气。

为了能重新夺回自己的领地，史莱克决定去找法克大人谈判。

这一路上，那可真是状况百出。

他遇到了话痨驴子，这驴子的嘴巴就像机关枪，嘚吧嘚吧说个不停。

一开始，史莱克烦死这头驴子了，觉得它就是个麻烦制造机。

可没想到，在后来的冒险中，他们俩居然成了好搭档。

在法克大人的城堡里，史莱克见到了被困在高塔里的菲奥娜公主。

公主等待着她的白马王子来拯救，可等来的却是史莱克这个大怪物。

菲奥娜公主一开始对史莱克也是一百个看不顺眼，觉得这家伙又丑又粗鲁。

但随着相处，她渐渐发现了史莱克内心的温柔。

记得有一个场景，特别让我感动。

史莱克、驴子和公主在森林里露营，晚上公主被蚊子咬得睡不着。

史莱克虽然嘴上不饶人，说着“哼，你就不能安静会儿”，但还是默默找来了树叶，给公主扇风赶蚊子。

那一刻，公主的眼神里不再有嫌弃，而是有了一丝感动和温柔。

还有一次，他们遇到了一条喷火的巨龙。

那巨龙身躯巨大，喷出的火焰能把一切都烧成灰烬。

史莱克原本心里也怕得要命，但为了保护公主和驴子，他鼓起勇气冲了上去。

他和巨龙展开了一场惊心动魄的搏斗，左躲右闪，好不容易才找到了巨龙的弱点，最终战胜了它。

当他满身伤痕地站在公主面前时，公主的眼里满是心疼和敬佩。

在经历了种种磨难后，史莱克和公主终于回到了沼泽地。

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PRINCESS FIONA: What is so funny? 这有什么好笑的？SHREK: Let's just say I'm not your type, okay? 我告诉你，我不是你喜欢的那种人PRINCESS FIONA: Of course, you are. You're my rescuer. Now-- Now remove your helmet. 你当然是了，你是我的救命恩人现在，摘掉你的头盔SHREK: Look, I really don't think this is a good idea. 哦，听着，我觉得这不是个好主意PRINCESS FIONA: Just take off the helmet. 就把你的头盔摘掉SHREK: I'm not going to. 我才不要PRINCESS FIONA: Take it off. 摘掉！SHREK: No! 不要!PRINCESS FIONA: Now! 现在（快）！SHREK: Okay! Easy! As you command your highness. 好，别发火，听从你的命令，公主殿下PRINCESS FIONA: Your-- you're an ogre 你…你是个妖怪SHREK: Oh! You were expecting prince charming? 哦，原来你在等英俊的白马王子啊（你以为我像王子一样漂亮）？PRINCESS FIONA: Well,yes,actually! Oh, no. This is all wrong. You're not supposed to be an ogre. 嗯，是呀，老实说... 不，都搞错了，你不应该是个妖怪SHREK: [Sighs] Princess, I was sent to rescue you by Lord Farquaad, okay? He's the one that wants to marry you. 公主，我是被法克大人（弗瓜王）派来救你的，好吗 ? 他才是真正想娶你的人PRINCESS FIONA: Then well why didn't he come rescue me? 那他为什么不来救我呢？SHREK: Good question. You should ask him that when we get there. 问的好（好问题），到那里后你去问他PRINCESS FIONA: But I have to be rescued by my true love, not by some ogre and his-- his pet.但我该被真爱的人搭救而不是被妖怪和他的宠物的搭救DONKEY: Well so much for noble steed. 再也不是高贵的马了SHREK: Look princess, you're not making my job any easier. 公主，你使我的工作更麻烦了PRINCESS FIONA: I'm sorry, but your job is not my problem. You can tell Lord Farquaad that if he wants to rescue me properly, I'll be waiting for him right here.很抱歉，你的工作不是我的问题。

颠覆与超越：《怪物史莱克》情节的意外与合理

颠覆与超越：《怪物史莱克》情节的意外与合理
《怪物史莱克》是一部在动画电影史上极具影响力的作品，不仅启发了人们对动画电
影的审美认知，更让观众体验到了情节构思中的颠覆与超越。

电影中，主人公史莱克原本是一个孤独的怪物，但他在寻找属于他自己的家的过程中，遇到了一只糟糕透顶的塞克斯王国公主费奥娜。

一路上，史莱克和费奥娜克服了重重困难，逐渐发展出了深厚的感情。

然而，在最后一幕中，电影却给出了一个出乎意料的结局：费
奥娜变成了另一个怪物，史莱克和她终于成为了心心相惜的一对。

这个结局一方面让观众大感意外，另一方面却又十分合理。

首先，通过这个结局，电
影把原本故事的发展线全都推翻了——老掉牙的公主被勇士拯救的情节被颠覆，而不同于
在现实生活中，这个故事的颠覆并没有让人觉得矫情或者假大空，反而呈现出更加真实的
画面。

其次，这个结局也蕴含着一种深刻的人性理解，即每个人都有自己的特质和力量，
很少有人是完美无缺的。

史莱克和费奥娜之间的感情就来源于他们隐藏在内心深处的那些
和生命本质有关的特征，这才是真正让他们联系在一起的。

在电影情节颠覆和超越方面，《怪物史莱克》的成功也造就了一系列的续作和改编，
其中最具影响力的莫过于游戏。

在《怪物史莱克》的游戏中，玩家需要完成各种角色的任务，那些复杂、诙谐、讽刺的情节构思，极大地挑战了玩家对游戏世界的认知，让游戏进
程充满了吸引力和感性体验。

总之，《怪物史莱克》的故事情节以其独特的手法颠覆了原有的惯例，同时也在情节
之中蕴含着深刻的人性探索和理解，这也让它成为了动画电影中的经典之作。

怪物史莱克电影观后感

怪物史莱克电影观后感怪物史莱克电影观后感（篇1）这个星期我看了电影《怪物史莱克》，电影讲得是一个叫史莱克的怪物和一头驴。

它们偶尔遇见了史莱克的家被很多童话故事里的人物占领了。

这些动物是被一个很想成为大王的人赶到这里的。

那个人看了一面魔镜，这个魔镜就是《白雪公主》里的王后的魔镜，所以他很想娶一位公主成为国王。

他知道有一名公主从小一直住在高塔里，并且有一条火龙看守着。

因为这个公主一到傍晚就会变成变成一个怪物，所以从小就被关在高塔里。

这时，他看到史莱克正好路过，于是他就叫史莱克把公主救出来。

史莱克对他提了一个要求，要求他把童话故事里的这些人物全送回原来的地方，因为他喜欢自己一个人住。

史莱克抱住火龙的`尾巴，火龙把尾巴用力一甩，史莱克就被甩进了公主的卧室。

史莱克担心火龙又追上来，就用铁链套住了火龙。

火龙最后被驴制服了。

史莱克救出了公主，他们三人回到了史莱克的国家。

史莱克把公主交给了那个想成为国王的人。

但是他发现了公主的密秘，认为她是一个怪物，就把她抓了起来。

史莱克知道后就又把公主救了出来。

公主非常感动，后来他们就幸福的生活在一起了。

怪物史莱克电影观后感（篇2）上个周末看了终于看了期待以久的《怪物史莱克》，这个电影告诉我们：1、在如今这个新新时代，以高贵出身和英俊外表为标志的所谓“白马王子”已经只能是戏台上可怜可笑的小丑。

2、美艳清纯的公主们别再妄想在古堡里摆一个老掉牙的招牌姿势就能有英俊的王子或者骑士来搭救——即使真有人来救，那也只能是被人们称做“怪物”的浑身恶臭的绿毛怪。

她们逃离困境的唯一出路只能是挽起袖子、施展拳脚、拾起一切武器、使出全部绝招——自己救自己!3、公主们要想长久拥有真爱，唯一聪明的办法是放弃自身种种所谓“优越”的外在条件——比如美丽的.外貌形象、高贵的身世、各种花样繁多的才艺、与生俱来的优越感和矜持……只需留下自己内心最原始的纯真和善良，心甘情愿变成同样奇怪的怪物婆，陪着自己心爱的怪物永远生活在在恶臭的沼泽里……才有可能过上幸福快乐的生活。

怪物史莱克1Shrek1英文字幕Part1

怪物史莱克1Shrek1英⽂字幕Part1HEAD GUARDThat's 20 pieces of silver for the witch.Next!GUARD Get up! Come on!HEAD GUARD Twenty pieces.LITTLE BEAR (crying) This cage is too small.DONKEY Please, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please! Give me another chance!OLD WOMAN Oh, shut up. (jerks his rope)DONKEY Oh!HEAD GUARD Next! What have you got?GIPETTO This little wooden puppet.PINOCCHIO I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy. (his nose grows)HEAD GUARD Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.PINOCCHIO Father, please! Don't let them do this! Help me!Gipetto takes the money and walks off. The old woman steps up to the table.HEAD GUARD Next! What have you got?OLD WOMAN Well, I've got a talking donkey.HEAD GUARD Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it.OLD WOMAN Oh, go ahead, little fella.Donkey just looks up at her.HEAD GUARD Well?OLD WOMAN Oh, oh, he's just...he's just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt... HEAD GUARD That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!OLD WOMAN No, no, he talks! He does. (pretends to be Donkey) I can talk. I love to talk. I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw.HEAD GUARD Get her out of my sight.OLD WOMAN No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk!The guards grab the old woman and she struggles with them. One of her legsflies out and kicks Tinkerbell out of Peter Pan's hands, and her cagedrops on Donkey's head. He gets sprinkled with fairy dust and he's able tofly.DONKEY Hey! I can fly!PETER PANHe can fly!3 LITTLE PIGS He can fly!HEAD GUARD He can talk!DONKEY Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey. You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain't never seena donkey fly. Ha, ha! (the pixie dust begins to wear off) Uh-oh. (hebegins to sink to the ground.)He hits the ground with a thud.HEAD GUARDSeize him! (Donkey takes of running.)After him!GUARDS He's getting away! Get him! This way! Turn!Donkey keeps running and he eventually runs into Shrek. Literally. Shrekturns around to see who bumped into him. Donkey looks scaredfor a moment then he spots the guards coming up the path. He quickly hidesbehind Shrek.HEAD GUARD You there. Ogre!SHREK Aye?HEAD GUARD By the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized to place you both under arrest and transport you to a designated resettlement facility.SHREK Oh, really? You and what army?He looks behind the guard and the guard turns to look as well and we seethat the other men have run off. The guard tucks tail and runs off. Shreklaughs and goes back about his business and begins walking back to hiscottage.DONKEY Can I say something to you? Listen, you was really, really, really somethin' back here. Incredible!SHREK Are you talkin' to...(he turns around and Donkey is gone) me? (he turnsback around and Donkey is right in front of him.) Whoa!DONKEY Yes. I was talkin' to you. Can I tell you that you that you was great back here? Those guards! They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up,and bam! They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. Thatreally made me feel good to see that.SHREK Oh, that's great. Really.DONKEY Man, it's good to be free.SHREK Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm?DONKEY But, uh, I don't have any friends. And I'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you. You're mean,green, fightin' machine. Together we'll scare the spit out of anybody thatcrosses us.Shrek turns and regards Donkey for a moment before roaring very loudly.DONKEY Oh, wow! That was really scary. If you don't mind me sayin', if that don't work, your breath certainly will get the job done, 'cause you definitelyneed some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause you breath stinks! You almostburned the hair outta my nose, just like the time...(Shrek covers hismouth but Donkey continues to talk, so Shrek removes his hand.) ...then Iate some rotten berries. I had strong gases leaking out of my butt thatday.SHREK Why are you following me?DONKEY I'll tell you why. (singing) 'Cause I'm all alone, There's no one herebeside me, My problems have all gone, There's no one to deride me, But yougotta have faith...Stop singing! It's no wonder you don'thave any friends.DONKEY Wow. Only a true friend would be that cruelly honest.SHREK Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I?DONKEY (looks all the way up at Shrek) Uh ...really tall?SHREK No! I'm an ogre! You know. "Grab your torch and pitchforks." Doesn't that bother you?DONKEY Nope.SHREK Really?DONKEY Really, really.SHREK Oh.DONKEY Man, I like you. What's you name?SHREK Uh, Shrek.DONKEY Shrek? Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek? You got that kind ofI-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me thing. I like that. I respect that,Shrek. You all right. (They come over a hill and you can see Shrek'scottage.) Whoa! Look at that. Who'd want to live in place like that?SHREK That would be my home.DONKEY Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful. You know you are quite a decorator.It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like thatboulder. That is a nice boulder. I guess you don't entertain much, do you?SHREK I like my privacy.DONKEY You know, I do too. That's another thing we have in common. Like I hate it when you got somebody in your face. You've trying to give them a hint, andthey won't leave. There's that awkward silence. (awkward silence) Can Istay with you?SHREK Uh, what?DONKEY Can I stay with you, please?SHREK (sarcastically) Of course!DONKEY Really?SHREK No.DONKEY Please! I don't wanna go back there! You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak. (pause while he looks at Shrek) Well, maybe you do.But that's why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay! Please!Please!SHREK Okay! Okay! But one night only.DONKEY Ah! Thank you! (he runs inside the cottage)SHREK What are you...? (Donkey hops up onto a chair.) No! No!DONKEY This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin' I'm makin' waffles. SHREK Oh!DONKEY Where do, uh, I sleep?(irritated) Outside!DONKEY Oh, well, I guess that's cool. I mean, I don't know you, and you don'tknow me, so I guess outside is best, you know. Here I go. Good night.(Shrek slams the door.) (sigh) I mean, I do like the outdoors. I'm adonkey. I was born outside. I'll just be sitting by myself outside, Iguess, you know. By myself, outside. I'm all alone...there's no one herebeside me...SHREK'S COTTAGE - NIGHTShrek is getting ready for dinner. He sits himself down and lights acandle made out of earwax. He begins to eat when he hears a noise. Hestands up with a huff.SHREK (to Donkey) I thought I told you to stay outside.DONKEY (from the window) I am outside.There is another noise and Shrek turns to find the person that made thenoise. He sees several shadows moving. He finally turns and spots 3 blindmice on his table.BLIND MOUSE1 Well, gents, it's a far cry from the farm, but what choice do we have?BLIND MOUSE2 It's not home, but it'll do just fine.GORDO (bouncing on a slug) What a lovely bed.SHREK Got ya. (Grabs a mouse, but it escapes and lands on his shoulder.)GORDO I found some cheese. (bites Shrek's ear)SHREK Ow!GORDO Blah! Awful stuff.BLIND MOUSE1 Is that you, Gordo?GORDO How did you know?SHREK Enough! (he grabs the 3 mice) What are you doing in my house? (He gets bumped from behind and he drops themice.) Hey! (he turns and sees theSeven Dwarves with Snow White on the table.) Oh, no, no, no. Dead broadoff the table.DWARF Where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken.SHREK Huh? Shrek marches over to the bedroom and throws back thecurtain. The Big Bad Wolf is sitting in the bed. The wolf just looks at him.BIG BAD WOLF What?TIME LAPSE Shrek now has the Big Bad Wolf by the collar and isdragging him to the front door.SHREKI live in a swamp. I put up signs. I'ma terrifying ogre! What do I have todo get a little privacy? (He opens thefront door to throw the Wolf out andhe sees that all the collected FairyTale Creatures are on his land.) Oh,no. No! No!The 3 bears sit around the fire, the pied piper is playing his pipe and the rats are all running to him, some elves are directing flight traffic so that the fairies and witches can land...etc.SHREK What are you doing in my swamp? (thisechoes and everyone falls silent.)Gasps are heard all around. The 3 good fairies hide inside a tent.SHREKAll right, get out of here. All of you,move it! Come on! Let's go! Hapaya!Hapaya! Hey! Quickly. Come on! (moredwarves run inside the house) No, no!No, no. Not there. Not there. (theyshut the door on him) Oh! (turns tolook at Donkey)DONKEY Hey, don't look at me. I didn't invitethem.PINOCCHIO Oh, gosh, no one invited us.SHREK What?PINOCCHIO We were forced to come here.SHREK (flabbergasted) By who?LITTLE PIG Lord Farquaad. He huffed and he puffed and he...signed an eviction notice.SHREK (heavy sigh) All right. Who knows wherethis Farquaad guy is?Everyone looks around at each other but no one answers. DONKEY Oh, I do. I know where he is.SHREK Does anyone else know where to findhim? Anyone at all?DONKEY Me! Me!SHREK Anyone?DONKEY Oh! Oh, pick me! Oh, I know! I know! Me, me! SHREK(sigh) Okay, fine. Attention, all fairytale things. Do not get comfortable.Your welcome is officially worn out.In fact, I'm gonna see this guy Farquaadright now and get you all off my landand back where you came from! (Pause.Then the crowd goes wild.) Oh! (to Donkey)You! You're comin' with me.DONKEYAll right, that's what I like to hear,man. Shrek and Donkey, two stalwartfriends, off on a whirlwind big-cityadventure. I love it!DONKEY(singing) On the road again. Sing itwith me, Shrek. I can't wait to geton the road again.SHREKWhat did I say about singing?DONKEYCan I whistle?SHREKNo.DONKEYCan I hum it?SHREKAll right, hum it.Donkey begins to hum 'On the Road Again'.DULOC - KITCHENA masked man is torturing the Gingerbread Man. He's continuallydunking him in a glass of milk. Lord Farquaad walks in.FARQUAADThat's enough. He's ready to talk{Man} Once upon a time there was a lovely princess.But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful sort which could only be broken by love's first kiss.She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.Many brave knigts had attempted to free her from this dreadful prison, but non prevailed.She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower for her true love and true love's first kiss. {Laughing}Like that's ever gonna happen.{Paper Rusting, Toilet Flushes}What a load of -Somebody once told me the world is gonna roll meI ain't the sharpest tool in the shedShe was lookin' kind of dumb with her finger and her thumb In the shape of an "L" on her foreheadThe years start comin' and they don't stop comin'Fed to the rules and hit the ground runnin'Didn't make sense not to live for funYour brain gets smart but your head gets dumbSo much to do so much to seeSo what's wrong with takin' the backstreetsYou'll never know if you don't goYou'll never shine if you don't glowHey, now You're an all-starGet your game on, go playHey, now You're a rock starGet the show on, get paidAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shootin' stars break the moldIt's a cool place and they say it gets colderYou're bundled up now but wait till you get olderBut the meteor men beg to differJudging by the hole in the satellite pictureThe ice we skate is gettin' pretty thinThe water's getting warm so you might as well swimMy world's on fireHow 'bout yoursThat's the way I like it and I'll never get boredHey, now, you're an all-star{Shouting}Get your game on, go playHey, now You're a rock starGet the show on, get paidAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shootin' stars break the mold{Belches}Go!Go!{Record Scratching}Go. Go.Go.Hey, now, you're an all-starGet your game on, go playHey, now You're a rock starGet the show on, get paidAnd all that glitters is goldOnly shootin' stars break the mold-Think it's in there?-All right. Let's get it!-Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that thing can do to you? -Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's bread. {Laughs}-Yes, well, actually, that would be a gaint.Now, ogres - - They're much worse.They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.-No!-They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's quite good on toast. -Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!{Gasping}-Right.{Roaring}{Shouting}{Roaring}{Whispers} This is the part where you run away. {Gasping}{Laughs}{Laughing} And stay out!"Wanted. Fairy tale creatures."{Sighs}{Man's voice} All right. This one's full.-Take it away!{Gasps}-Move it along. Come on! Get up!-Next!-Give me that! Your fiying days are over.That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!-Get up! Come on!-Twenty pieces.{Thudding}-Sit down there!-Keep quiet!{Crying}-This cage is too small.-Please, don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again.I can change. Please! Give me another chance!-Oh, shut up.-Oh!-Next!-What have you got?-This little wooden puppet.-I'm not a puppet. I'm a real boy.-Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.-Father, please! Don't let them do this!-Help me!-Next! What have you got?-Well, I've got a talking donkey.{Grunts}-Right. Well, that's good for ten shillings, if you can prove it.-Oh, go ahead, little fella.-Well?-Oh, oh, he's just - - He's just a little nervous.He's really quite a chatterbox. Talk, you boneheaded dolt - --That's it. I've heard enough. Guards!-No, no, he talks! He does. I can talk. I love to talk.I'm the talkingest damn thing you ever saw.-Get her out of my sight.-No, no! I swear! Oh! He can talk!{Gasps}-Hey! I can fly!-He can fly!-He can fly!-He can talk!-Ha, ha! That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey.You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superflybut I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly. Ha, ha!Oh-oh.{Grunts}-Seize him!-After him! He's getting away!{Grunts, Gasps}{Man}-Get him! This way! Turn!-You there. Orge!-Aye?-By the order of Lord Farquaad I am authorized to place you both under arrest and transport you to a designated..... resettlement facility.-Oh, really? You and what army?{Gasps, Whimpering}{Chuckles}-Can I say something to you?-Listen, you was really, really, really somethin' back here.Incredible!Are you talkin' to - - me? Whoa!-Yes. I was talkin' to you. Can I tell you that you that you was great back here? Those guards!They thought they was all of that. Then you showed up, and bam! They was trippin' over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made me feel good to see that.-Oh, that's great. Really.-Man, it's good to be free.-Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom with your own friends? Hmm?-But, uh, I don't have any friends. And I'm not goin' out there by myself. Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I'll stick with you. You're mean, green, fightin' machine. Together we'll scare the spitout of anybody that crosses us.{Roaring}-Oh, wow! That was really scary. If you don't mind me sayin', if that don't work, your breath certainly will get the job done,'cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something, 'cause you breath stinks! You almost burned the hair outta my nose, just like the time - - {Mumbling}Than I ate some rotten berries. I had strong gases eking out of mybutt that day.-Why are you following me?-I'll tell you why.'Cause I'm all aloneThere's no one here beside meMy promlems have all goneThere's no one to deride meBut you gotta heve friends - --Stop singing! It's no wonder you don't have any friends.-Wow. Only a true friend would be that cruelly honest.-Listen, little donkey. Take a look at me. What am I?-Uh - - Really tall?-No! I'm an orge! You know. "Grab your torch and pitchforks." Doesn't that bother you?-Nope.-Really?-Really, really.-Oh.-Man, I like you. What's you name?-Uh, Shrek.-Shrek? Well, you know what I like about you, Shrek?You got that kind of I-don't-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me thing.I like that. I respect that, Shrek. You all right. Whoo! Look at that. Who'd want to live in place like that?-That would be my home.-Oh! And it is lovely! Just beautiful. You know you are quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.-I guess you don't entertain much, do you?-I like my privacy.-You know, I do too. That's another thing we have in common. Like I hate it when you got somebody in your face. You've trying to give them a hint, and they won't leave. There's that awkward silence.-Can I stay with you?-Uh, what?-Can I stay with you, please?-Of course!-Really?-No.-Please! I don't wanna go back there! You don't know what it's like to be considered a freak. Well, maybe you do. But that's why we gotta stick together. You gotta let me stay! Please! Please!-Okay! Okay! But one night only.-Ah! Thank you!-What are you - - No! No!-This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swappin' manly stories, and in the mornin' I'm makin' waffles.-Oh!-Where do, uh, I sleep?-Outside!-Oh, well. I guess that's cool. I mean, I don't know you, and youdon't know me, so I guess outside is best, you know.{Sniffles}-Here I go.-Good night.{Sighs}-I mean, I do like the outdoors. I'm a donkey. I was born outside.I'll just be sitting by myself outside, I guess, you know. By myself, outside.I'm all aloneThere's no one here beside me{Bubbling}{Sighs}{Creaking}-I thought I told you to stay outside.-I'm outside.{Clattering}-Well, gents, it's a far cry from the farm, but what choice do we have?-It's not home, but it'll do just fune.-What a lovely bed.-Got ya.{Sniffs} I found some cheese.-Ow! {Grunts}-Blah! Awful stuff.-Is that you, Gorder?-How did you know?-Enough! What are you doing in my house?{Grunts}-Hey!{Snickers}-Oh, no, no, no. Dead broad off the table.-Where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken.-Huh?{Gusps}{Male voice} What?-I live in a swamp. I put up signs. I'm a terrifying orge! What do I have to do get a little privacy? -Aah!-Oh, no. No! No!{Cackling}-What?-Quit it.-Don't push.{Squeaking}{Lows}- What are you doing in my swamp?{Echoing}Swamp! Swamp! Swamp!{Gasping}-Oh, dear!-Whoa!-All right, get out of here. All of you, move it! Come on! Let's go! Hapaya! Hapaya! Hey!-Quickly. Come on!-No, no! No, no. Not there. Not there.-Oh!-Hey, don't look at me. I didn't invite them.-Oh, gosh, no one invited us.-What?-We were forced to come here.-By who?-Lord Farquaad.-He huffed und he puffed und he...... signed an eviction notice. {Sighs}-All right. Who knows where this Farquaad guy is?{Murmuring}-Oh, I do. I know where he is.-Does anyone else know where to find him? Anyone at all?-Me! Me!-Anyone?-Oh! Oh, pick me! Oh, I know! I know! Me, me!{Sighs}-Okay, fine. Attention, all fairy tale things. Do not get comfortable. Your welcome is officially worn out. In fact, I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad right now and get you all off my land and back where you came from!{Cheering}{Twittering}-Oh! You! You're comin' with me.- All right, that's what I like to hear, man. Shrek and Donkey, two stalwart friends, off on a whirlwind big-city adventure. I love it!-On the road again. Sing it with me, Shrek.-Hey. Oh, oh!-I can't wait to get on the road again.-What did I say about singing?-Can I whistle?-Can I hum it?-All right, hum it.{Humming}{Grunts}{Whimpering}-That's enough. He's ready to talk.{Coughing}{Laughing}{Clears throat}-Run, run, run, as fust as you can. You can't catch me. I'm the gingerbread man! -You are a monster.-I'm not the monster here. You are. You and the rest of that fairytale trash, poisoning my perfect world. Now, tell me! Where are the others?-Eat me!{Grunts}-I've tried to be fair to you creatures. Now my patience has reachedits end! Tell me or I'll - --No, no, not the buttons. Not my gumdrop buttons.-All right then. Who's hiding them?-Okay, I'll tell you. Do you know the muffin man?-The muffin man?-The muffin man.-Yes, I know the muffin man, who lives on Drury Lane?-Well, she's married to the muffin man.-The muffin man?-The muffin man!-She's married to the muffin man.{Door opens}-My lord! We found it.-Then what are you waiting for? Bring it in.{Man grunting}{Gasping}-Oh!-Magic mirror - --Don't tell him anything!{Ginerbread man whispers}-Evening. Mirror, mirror on the wall. Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all?-Well, technically you're not a king.-Uh, Thelonius.-You were saying?-What I mean is, you're not a king yet. But you can become one. All you have to do is marry a princess.-Go on.{Chuckles}-So, just sit back and relax, my lord, because it's time for you tomeet today's eligible bachelorettes. And here they are! Bachelorette number one is a mentally abused shut-in from a kingdom far, far away. She likes sushi and hot tubbing anytime. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for her two evil sisters. Please welcome Cinderella.-Bachelorette number two is a cape-wearing girl from the land of fancy. Although she lives with seven other men, she's not easy. Just kiss her dead, frozen lips and find out what a live wire she is. Come on. Give it up for Snow White!-And last, but certainly not last, bachelorette number three is afiery redhead from a dragon-guarded castle surrounded by hot boiling lava! But don't let that cool you off. She's a loaded pistol who likes pina colads and getting caught in the rain. Yours for the rescuing, Princess Fiona!-So will it be bachelorette number one, bachelorette number two or bachelorette number three?-Two! Two!-Three! Three!-Two! Two!-Three!-Three? One?{Shudders} Three?--Three! Pick number three, my lord!-Okay, okay, uh, number three!-Lord Farquaad, you've chosen Princess Fiona.If you like pina coladasAnd getting caught in the rain-Princess Fiona.If you're not into yoga-She's perfect. All I have to do is just find someone who can go - --But I probably should mention the little thing that happens at night. -I'll do it.-Yes, but after sunset - --Silence! I will make this Princess Fiona my queen, and DuLoc will finally have the perfect king!Captain, assemble your finest men. We're going to have a tournament. -But that's it. That's it right there. That's DuLoc. I toldfind it.-So, that must be Lord Farquaad's castle.-Uh-huh. That's the place.-Do you think maybe he's compensating for something? {Laughs} {Groans}-Hey, wait. Wait up, Shrek.-Hurry, darling. We're late. Hurry.-Hey, you!{Screams}-Wait a second. Look, I'm not gonna eat you. I just - - I just - - {Whimpering} {Sighs}{Whimpering, Groans}{Turnstile clatters}{Chuckles}{Sighs}-It's quiet. Too quiet.{Creaking}-Where is everybody?-Hey, look at this!{Clattering, whirring, clicking}Welcome to DuLoc such a perfect townHere we have some rulesLet us lay them downDon't make waves, stay in lineAnd we'll get along fineDuLoc is perfect placePlease keep off of the grassShine your shoes, wipe your... faceDuLoc is, DuLoc isDuLoc is perfect ...... place{Camera shutter clicks{Whirring}-Wow! Let's do that again!-No. No. No, no, no! No.{Trumpet fanfare}{Crowd cheering}-Brave knights.-You are the best and brightest in all the land.-Today one of you shall prove himself - --All right. You're going the right way for a smacked bottom.-Sorry about that.{Cheering}-That champion shall have the honor - - no, no - - the privilege to go forth and rescue the lovely Princess Fiona from the fiery keep of the dragon. If for any reason the winner is unsuccessful, the firstrunner-up will take his place and so on and so forth. Some of you mae die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make. {Cheering}-Let the tournament begin!{Gasps}-Oh!-What is that?{Gasping}-It's hideous!-Ah, that's not very nice. It's just a donkey.-Indeed. Knights, new plan! The one who kills the orge will be named champion! Have it him!-Get him!-Oh, hey! Now come on! Hang on now.-Go ahead! Get him!-Can't we just settle this over a pint?-Kill the beast!-No? All right then. Come on!I don't give a damn about my reputationYou're living in the pastIt's a new generation-Damn!{Whinnying}A girl can do what she wants to doAnd that's what I'm gonna doAnd I don't give a damn about my bad reputationOh, no, no, no, no, no. Not meMe, me, me-Hey, Shrek, tag me! Tag me!And I don't give a damn about my bad reputationNever said I wanted to improve my station-Ah!{Laughs}And I'm always feelin' good when I'm having fun-Yeah!And I don't have to please no one-The chair! Give him the chair!And I don't give a damn about my bad reputationOh, no, no, no, no, no. Not meMe, me, meOh, no, no, no, no, no. Not me, not me{Bell dings}{Cheering}{Laughs}-Oh, yeah! Ah! Ah! Thank you! Thank you very much! I'm here till Thursday. Try the veal! Ha, ha!{Shrek laughs}{Crowd gasping, murmuring}-Shall I give the order, sir?-No, I have a better idea. People of DuLoc, I give you our champion! -What?-Congratulations, orge. You're won the honor of embarking on a great and noble quest.-Quest? I'm already in a quest, a quest to get my swamp back.-Your swamp?-Yeah, my swamp! Where you dumped those tale creatures! {Crowd murmuring}-Indeed. All right, orge. I'll make you a deal. Go on this quest for me, and I'll give you your swamp back.-Exactly the way it was?-Down to the last slime-covered toadstool.-And the squatters?-As good as gone.-What kind of quest?-Let me get this straight. You're gonna go fight a dragon and rescue a princess just so Farquaad will give you back a swamp which you only don't have because he filled it full of freaks in the first place.-Is that about right?-Maybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk.-I don't get it. Why don't you just pull some of that orge stuff on。

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在沼泽那头，有只大家伙叫史莱克。

皮肤绿油油的，跟那水草似的，上面还有一堆奇怪的纹路，看着就神秘。

他那双大眼睛，老是咕噜咕噜地转，感觉啥都知道似的。

别看史莱克长得吓人，他可喜欢和平了。

整天就躺在泥里晒太阳，舒服得很。

有时候还吹个笛子，那声音怪得哟，但听着还挺有味道。

不过啊，史莱克也有生气的时候。

谁要是敢闯进他的地盘，他立马就咆哮起来，那声音大得能吓死人。

但更多时候，他都是笑嘻嘻的，用他那幽默劲儿把事儿给圆了。

他的笑声啊，跟春天里的风似的，暖暖的，听着就开心。

晚上了，史莱克就坐在沼泽边上，看着星星发呆。

心里想着外面的世界，但说到底，他还是最爱这片沼泽。

史莱克这日子啊，虽然简单，但也挺有意思的。

影片剪辑看我的!

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怪物史莱克经典语录

怪物史莱克经典语录怪物史莱克精彩台词(⼀)Shrek: Quick tell a lie!史莱克：快点撒⼀个谎!Pinocchio: What should I say?⽪诺曹：我该说?Donkey: Say something crazy... like “I'm wearing ladies' underwear!”.驴⼦：说⼀些疯狂的事情...像"我正穿着⼥⼈的内-裤"。

Pinocchio: Um, ok. I'm wearing ladies' underwear.⽪诺曹：嗯，好。

我正穿着⼥⼈的内-裤。

Pinocchio: [silence]⽪诺曹：(沉默)Shrek: Are you?史莱克：你正穿着(⼥⼈的`内-裤)吗?Pinocchio: I most certainly am not.⽪诺曹：我⾮常肯定没有穿着(⼥⼈的内-裤)。

Pinocchio: [nose extends] .⽪诺曹：(⿐⼦变长)Donkey: It looks like you most certainly am are.驴⼦：这看起来就像你⾮常肯定穿着在。

Pinocchio: I am not.⽪诺曹：我没有。

Pinocchio: [nose extends]⽪诺曹：(⿐⼦变长)Gingerbread Man: IT'S A THONG!姜饼⼈：它是⼀个⽪带!Gingy：Oww! They’re briefs.姜饼⼈：噢!它们是短裤!Pinocchio：Are not.⽪诺曹：不是!GIngy：Are too!姜饼⼈：是的!Pinocchio：Are not.⽪诺曹：不是.Gingy：Are too!姜饼⼈：是的!怪物史莱克精彩台词(⼆)Hold on.Do you know what that thing can do to you?Yeah,it'll grind your bones for its bread.yes,well,actually,that would be a giant.Now,Ogres...They're much worse.They'll make a suit from your freshly peeled skin.No! They'll shave your liverSqueeze the jelly from your eyes!Actually,it's quite good on toast.Back!Back,beast!Back! I Warn ya! Right.This is the part where you run away.And stay out!All right.This one's full.Take it away!Move it along .Come on!Get up! Next!Give me that! Your flying days are over.That's 20 pieces of silver for the witch. Next!Sit down there! Keep quiet!This cage is too small.Please don't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again.I can change. Please! Give me another chance!Oh,shut up.oh! next!What have you got? This little wooden puppet.I'm not a puppet.I'm a real boy.Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away. Father,please! Don't let them do this!Help me! Next.What have you got?Well,I've got a talking donkey.Right.Well,that's good for ten shillings,if you can prove it.OH, go ahead,little fella.Well?OH, oh, he's just...he's just a little nervous.He's really quite a chatterbox.Talk,you boneheaded dolt...That's it. I've heard enough.Guards! No,no, he talks!【怪物史莱克经典语录】。

《怪兽史莱克》的观后感

《怪兽史莱克》的观后感
《怪兽史莱克》是一部充满幽默和温暖的电影。

影片以一个绿色怪物史莱克和一只讨厌的驴为主角，讲述了一段令人感动的故事。

史莱克是一个孤独的怪物，他的生活被一个恶魔主导，但是在一次意外中，他遇到了一个被恶魔驱逐的公主。

在一起经历了各种冒险后，他们最终成为了朋友并打败了恶魔，公主也变成了真正的自己。

在这部电影中，我深刻感受到了友谊的力量，以及每个人都有自己的价值和意义。

史莱克和驴的搞笑对话和互动让我忍俊不禁，而公主的勇敢和善良也让我深受感动。

总的来说，观看《怪兽史莱克》让我笑中带泪，让我体会到了友情和勇气的重要性。

这部电影不仅是一部适合家庭观看的动画片，更是一部充满正能量和温情的作品。

我非常推荐大家去观看这部电影，相信你也会被它深深打动和感动。

五大经典搞笑片段

五大经典搞笑片段
第一：《哈利波特与魔法石》中的抖杯搞笑段落：古典老师唐顿
在教书时，哈利打了一嗝，结果古典老师把杯子正好扔向哈利，然后
哈利就惊讶地说“你怎么知道？”这个片段至今仍让人发笑！
第二：《捉妖记》的动物高科技搞笑段落：沈浪和小明带着携带
大量动物学技术的“神奇手表”，在山中探险时，想要捉妖记于心，
他们就开始给树枝，小石头贴上各种各样的传感器，结果把整个山间
都变成了一个“监测中心”，搞笑程度不言而喻！
第三：《肖申克的救赎》中的蒙太奇搞笑段落：铁窗之外的岛上，安迪和里德正在一边吃水果，一边大声唱歌时，鹦鹉又开始秀起来，
受到安迪的影响，唱成了《肖申克的救赎》的主题曲，让他们都大笑，结果变成了一个让众人捧腹大笑的搞笑场面！
第四：《美丽心灵》中的多媒体教学搞笑段落：里克在教室里，
老师带着'多媒体教学装置'给大家讲课，里克使用了小小的动作，将
这台装置搞乱，一度引起全班裸奔，整个房间都突然陷入一片混乱之中。

在这个搞笑的段落，呈现出一种新潮的技术，以及大家十分搞笑
的情形！
第五：《疯狂的石头》中的跳舞搞笑段落：突然有一天，村子里
的人们听到了一种神奇的音乐，随即，大家都开始跳舞了起来，令人
惊奇的是，甚至像石头一样的物体也会附和其中，这一段令人大笑的
搞笑段落，让观众们久久难以忘怀！。

游戏解说搞笑短视频文案

【开场白】大家好，我是你们的游戏解说小哥哥/小姐姐，今天给大家带来一期搞笑短视频，让我们一起在游戏中寻找快乐，感受搞笑的魅力吧！【视频内容】【片段一】（画面：一个玩家在游戏中，突然一个小朋友跑过来，拿着一个玩具枪指着玩家）小朋友：嘿嘿，你是我的敌人！玩家：哇，小朋友，你这么小就会玩游戏啦？小朋友：那当然，我是游戏高手！玩家：那你能教教我吗？小朋友：好吧，我教你打怪兽！（画面：小朋友拿起玩具枪，向屏幕里的怪兽开枪，怪兽竟然真的被击退了）玩家：哇，小朋友，你太厉害了！小朋友：哈哈，那是当然，我可是游戏小霸王！【片段二】（画面：一个玩家在游戏中，突然一个机器人出现，开始向玩家发起攻击）玩家：哎呀，这个机器人好难打啊！（画面：玩家尝试了各种方法，但还是打不过机器人）玩家：看来我只能求助队友了！（画面：玩家向队友发送求救信号）队友：你怎么了？需要帮忙吗？玩家：我打不过这个机器人，你能帮我一下吗？队友：好吧，我来帮你！（画面：队友开始攻击机器人，机器人被打得满地找牙）玩家：谢谢你，队友！队友：不用谢，我们是队友嘛！【片段三】（画面：一个玩家在游戏中，突然遇到了一个会说话的骷髅）骷髅：嘿嘿，小子，你过来呀！玩家：你是谁啊？骷髅：我是骷髅王，你是我今天的晚餐！玩家：哼，你做梦！（画面：玩家开始攻击骷髅王，骷髅王却开始向玩家炫耀自己的力量）骷髅王：你看，我的骨头多硬！玩家：那你就给我展示一下吧！（画面：骷髅王用力一跳，结果自己的骨头反而断了）骷髅王：啊！我的骨头断了！玩家：哈哈，原来你的骨头这么脆弱！【结尾】好了，今天的搞笑短视频就到这里啦！希望大家在游戏中找到快乐，感受到搞笑的魅力。

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