孔雀东南飞英语剧本
英语话剧《孔雀东南飞》剧本完美版
Wanders every five miles
《孔雀东南飞》英语话剧
----------------------10级生物制药班
角色：焦仲卿Johnny(J for short)
刘兰芝Lunch(L for short)
焦母Johnny's mother(JM for short)
刘母Lunch’s mother(LM for short)
太守之子Mayor’s son(MS for short)
强盗Burglars(ABandC)
Act1
J:Every body says that I'm henpecked,but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my wife is Wu Song. (指着上台处的门大声道)I’m
not afraid of you! (内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom?
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.She is braver than me,
smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
校园10分钟短剧剧本
校园10分钟短剧剧本
〈〈错位〉〉
编剧:黄金黄
序幕
风景秀丽的校园全景（摇摄），在校园的一条小道上，（全景）蒋文明在一边慢慢的走路一边专心的看书（近景-定格).吴德在双杠边玩耍（全景)，玩了几个动作（近景—定格）。用快速的叠加闪过他们两人的画面后推出片名《错位》及字幕.[30秒］
一:小道上.
蒋文明在一边慢慢的走路一边专心的看书。好象外界与他无关,传来声音（男，蒋文明,文明。.。.。.），他好象没有听见似的,他半天回头看见一离去的背影（远景)。回头仍在看自己的书，又一同学张悦从他身边走过并叫他（全景)。[30秒］
二：双杠处
吴德在双杠上玩动作，很用心的锻炼，不小心的碰到与蒋文明打招呼过来的同学张悦，向她道歉对不起,不好意思并做动作（全景）.[15秒]
三：校园道路上
农村女孩马芳提着包走来，她东看看,西看看的，好像在找什么又不像在找什么。马芳看到了蒋文明很慢的上梯子（远景），就很快的跟上了蒋文明（全景）。
马芳（很不标准的普通话，声音底沉的）：同---同学，请问一下,C栋宿舍从那里走啊。
蒋文明眼睛没有离开过书本（全景）。
马芳：（蒋文明向前走,马芳跟上去继续问）:同-——同--—同学,请问一下，C栋宿舍从那里可以走啊(特写与全景）。
蒋文明（轻轻的,不耐烦的回头)：从后面往前走（全景）。
马芳（向后看了看）:麻烦同学了。有三条叉道（全景）。女孩无奈的回头再想问一下蒋文明，已经走到前面去了(远景）。
马芳向前走了去（远景）.
吴德从双杠处走了过来，他一边走一边往回看被他撞的那个同学，一不小心正好碰上了走过来的马芳，把她手里的包给碰掉了,吴德一边帮她拣包一边说：“对不起对不起”（全景）。
英语话剧《孔雀东南飞》剧本--完美版
英语话剧《孔雀东南飞》剧本--完美版
Wanders every five miles
《孔雀东南飞》英语话剧
----------------------10级生物制药班
角色：焦仲卿Johnny(J for short)
刘兰芝Lunch(L for short)
焦母Johnny's mother(JM for short)
刘母Lunch’s mother(LM for short)
太守之子Mayor’s son(MS for short)
强盗Burglars(ABandC)
Act1
J:Every body says that I'm henpecked,but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my wife is Wu Song. (指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you! (内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom?
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the
neighbor-hood.She is braver than me,
smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not
care.I only want her to be tender than me.But she is
not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
孔雀东南飞英文搞笑剧本
《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧剧本）
焦仲卿Johnny(Jforshort)刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny’smother(JMforshort)刘母Lunch’smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor’sson(MSforshort)强盗Burglars(ABandC)
Prologue
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J:EverybodysaysthatI’mhenpecked,but in fact,I’masstrongasa tiger,(小声)whilemy wifeisWuSong.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’mnotafraidofyou!
(内砸出一脸盆,Ｊ接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’mafraidofwhom? MywifeLunchisthemostfamouswomanintheneighbor-hood.Sheisbraverthanme, smarterthanmeandstrongerthanme.AllthisIdonotcare.Ionlywanthertobetender thanme.Butsheisnot!Havingawifelikethisisjustlikelivinginthehell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)
MyGod!Whocanhelpme?(下)
Act1
(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)
JM(拄拐棍上):Ican!
(对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Whereareyou?
9到10人 英语剧本 ---孔雀东南飞现代搞笑版英文学习资料
9到10人英语剧本---孔雀东南飞现代搞笑版英文
9到10人英语剧本 ---孔雀东南飞现代搞笑版英文
2011-05-03 17:47
Performance @ College : Story of Johnny and Lunch (孔雀东南飞现代搞笑版)
Characters:
Prologue
(J作被打状跑上台，内砸出一个纸筒，J被打中，狼狈不堪)
J: Everybody says that I'm henpecked, but in fact, I'm as strong as a tiger. (Whisper)While my wife is Wu Song. (拍门大叫)I'm not afraid of you! （内砸出一脸盆，J接着当成盾牌护着）Then,I'm afraid of whom? My
wife lunch is the most famous woman in neighbourhood. She's braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me.All of this I do not care. I just want her to be tender than me. But she isn't! Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
Act One
(序幕结束时，JM作窃听状)
JM:(拄着拐棍上)I can! (对门内)Lunch! Lunch! Where are you?
《孔雀东南飞》英语剧本,搞笑版的孔雀东南飞故事。
《孔雀东南飞》英语剧本,搞笑版的孔雀东南飞故事。
篇一：孔雀东南飞搞笑剧本剧本《孔雀东南飞》剧本旁白：东汉末建安年间，庐江太守衙门里的小官吏焦仲卿的妻子刘兰芝被焦仲卿的母亲赶回娘家，她回娘家后发誓不再嫁人。她的娘家逼迫她改嫁，她便投水死了。焦仲卿听到兰芝投水而死这件事，也在自家庭院的树上吊死了。当时的人哀悼他们.写下这首记述这件事。；【孔雀鸟向东南方向飞去，飞上五里便徘徊一阵】刘兰芝: 大家好!我就是传说中美貌与智慧并重、温柔与体贴的化身----刘兰芝我十三能织布,十四学裁衣,十五弹箜篌,十六诵诗书…… 焦母: (拄拐上场,吼道)你死哪去了!还不赶紧去做饭! 兰芝: (低眉顺眼并给婆婆行礼)婆婆……我这就去给您做饭?今天咱们吃面条,行么? 焦母: (面朝天,生气状)面条……面条,太滑! 兰芝: (委曲求全)那……那……咱们吃包子? 焦母: (顿了顿拐)包子！！！包子,太腻! 兰芝: (声音哽咽)那……吃饼成不? 焦母: (白了兰芝一眼)不行!不行!烙饼太硬! 兰芝: (泪水溢满眼眶,强忍不流)那婆婆,你想吃什么,我去给您做。焦母: (怒斥)算了吧！你这个笨婆娘！我们焦家怎么娶了你？连饭都做不好！下去吧！算了，快下去……真烦死人了！（兰芝黯然转身，坐在椅子上哭，焦母下场，兰芝转身坐在椅子上哭，仲卿上）仲卿：（远行刚回家，看见兰芝在哭，急忙放下行李作揖到她面前安慰道）娘子，你这是怎么了？（急切）兰芝: 相公几日不见，你又消瘦了！仲卿：娘子更堪憔悴，母亲又说你来吧！娘子受苦了！兰芝: (兰芝低头沉默接着说)只怕……只怕……母亲是不会留我了! 仲卿：娘子莫担心,我不会让你离开我的!待我再向母亲求情!(焦下) (仲卿一边走一边犹豫,经过一番思考,他终于来到母亲的房门,焦母正襟危坐于前焦上前去一鞠躬) 仲卿：母亲啊!你看兰芝她温柔体贴,对您恭敬孝顺,你为什么总是不满意呢? 焦母: 乖儿子,听话?那种女人不要也罢!娘再给你找一个好媳妇。喏……东家有个芙蓉姐姐，名叫秦罗敷娘看她是人见人爱，花见花开，车见车爆胎，她和你啊，真是龙配龙，凤配凤，老鼠配臭虫！仲卿：啊！焦母: 青蛙配恐龙！仲卿：啊！焦母: 奥……不对!美女配英雄! 仲卿：不,孩儿已和兰芝立下山盟海誓、相伴终生,我是风儿,她是沙,我是叶儿她是花,我是……焦母: 够了,你放了肆了,大了胆了,有能耐了是不是,我的话也不听,说不行!就不行!你们俩立马断交,立刻!马上! (焦抱着头,仲卿被母亲赶了出来,满脸沮丧的来到兰芝屋里) 仲卿：(深情的)娘子兰芝: 相
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《孔雀东南飞》英语剧本,搞笑版的孔雀东南飞故事。
篇一：孔雀东南飞搞笑剧本剧本《孔雀东南飞》剧本旁白：东汉末建安年间，庐江太守衙门里的小官吏焦仲卿的妻子刘兰芝被焦仲卿的母亲赶回娘家，她回娘家后发誓不再嫁人。
她的娘家逼迫她改嫁，她便投水死了。
焦仲卿听到兰芝投水而死这件事，也在自家庭院的树上吊死了。
当时的人哀悼他们写下这首诗记述这件事。
；【孔雀鸟向东南方向飞去，飞上五里便徘徊一阵】刘兰芝大家好!我就是传说中美貌与智慧并重、温柔与体贴的化身----刘兰芝我十三能织布,十四学裁衣,十五弹箜篌,十六诵诗书……焦母(拄拐上场,吼道)你死哪去了!还不赶紧去做饭!兰芝(低眉顺眼并给婆婆行礼)婆婆……我这就去给您做饭?今天咱们吃面条,行么?焦母(面朝天,生气状)面条……面条,太滑!兰芝(委曲求全)那……那……咱们吃包子?焦母(顿了顿拐)包子！！！包子,太腻!兰芝(声音哽咽)那……吃饼成不?焦母(白了兰芝一眼)不行!不行!烙饼太硬!兰芝(泪水溢满眼眶,强忍不流)那婆婆,你想吃什么,我去给您做。
焦母(怒斥)算了吧！你这个笨婆娘！我们焦家怎么娶了你？连饭都做不好！下去吧！算了，快下去……真烦死人了！（兰芝黯然转身，坐在椅子上哭，焦母下场，兰芝转身坐在椅子上哭，仲卿上）仲卿：（远行刚回家，看见兰芝在哭，急忙放下行李作揖到她面前安慰道）娘子，你这是怎么了？（急切）兰芝相公几日不见，你又消瘦了！仲卿：娘子更堪憔悴，母亲又说你来吧！娘子受苦了！兰芝(兰芝低头沉默接着说)只怕……只怕……母亲是不会留我了!仲卿：娘子莫担心,我不会让你离开我的!待我再向母亲求情!(焦下)(仲卿一边走一边犹豫,经过一番思考,他终于来到母亲的房门,焦母正襟危坐于前焦上前去一鞠躬)仲卿：母亲啊!你看兰芝她温柔体贴,对您恭敬孝顺,你为什么总是不满意呢?焦母乖儿子,听话?那种女人不要也罢!娘再给你找一个好媳妇。
英语穿越剧孔雀东南飞
• • •ቤተ መጻሕፍቲ ባይዱ• • • •
• J: What? What? Lunch is going to get married? It’s impossible! • AB&C: Why? A pretty girl and a rich man, what a good couple! • J: But Lunch is my wife! We haven’t got divorced yet! I’ve got an idea! You are going to rob the wedding, don’t you? I’ll go with you. You take the money and I take the bride. • B: Have you got any experience? • J: No. But I’ve got this!
旁白：就在我们可爱的仲卿遭受家 庭暴力时，JM已将这一切尽收耳底。
JM:I can! Lunch! Lunch! Where are you? L: I’m here! What’s up mum? JM: I’ve told you again and again that you should call me "my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”. • L: OK. My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up? • JM: Since you married my son you have behaved so badly. You have been so rude, so brusque, so lazy……
英语课堂表演剧本 孔雀东南飞
焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)
刘兰芝lunch(lforshort)
焦母johnny’s mother(jmforshort)
刘母lunch’s mother(lmforshort)
太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort)
强盗burglars(abandc)
prologue 序幕
(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)
j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my wife is wusong.
(指着上台处的门大声道)i’m not afraid of you!
(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then, i’m afraid of whom! My wife lan zhi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood. She is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me .All this i don’t care. I only want she to be tender to me. But she is not! Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j)
My god! who can help me?(下)
孔雀东南飞--英语搞笑短剧剧本
焦仲卿johnny(j for short)
刘兰芝lunch(l for short)
焦母johnny’s mother(jm for short)
刘母lunch’s mother(lm for short)
太守之子mayor’s son(ms for short)
强盗burglars(a b and c)
prologue 序幕
(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)
j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my wife is wusong.
译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。
(指着上台处的门大声道)i’m not afraid of you!
译：我才不怕你呢！
(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then, i’m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighborhood. she is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me .all this i do not care. i only want her to
be tenderer than me. but she is not! having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
孔雀东南飞英语话剧,6人英语剧本
Wanders every five miles焦仲卿Johnny (J for short) 刘兰芝Lunch (L for short)焦母Johnny's mother (JM for short) 刘母Lunch's mother(LM for short)太守
Wanders every five miles
焦仲卿Johnny (J for short) 刘兰芝Lunch (L for short)
焦母Johnny's mother (JM for short) 刘母Lunch's mother(LM for short) 太守之子Mayor's son(MS for short) 强盗Burglars(A B and C)
Prologue
(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
J: Everybody says that I'm henpecked, but in fact, I'm as strong as a tiger, (小声) while my wife is WuSong.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I'm not afraid of you!
(内砸出一脸盆,Ｊ接住当成盾牌护着头)Then, I'm afraid of whom?
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighborhood. She is braver than me, smarter than meand stronger than me. All this I do not care. I only want her to be tender than me. But she is not! Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
小学英语课本剧剧本
小学英语课本剧剧本
第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家
Mum：(妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are
you doing?
Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill.Here are some apples and bananas for
Grandma. Take them to Grandma.
Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!Mum：（亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be
good. Be careful.
Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.
Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.
第二场：在路上
(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)
Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.
Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little
red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little
大学生英语幽默短剧剧本_0
大学生英语幽默短剧剧本
篇一：英语搞笑短剧剧本
三打白骨精
Three Times’ Beating Monster
人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒
J：沙僧
B：白骨精（何平） B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B 变化成的老头 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
S: Bajie,map!
E: (摸出，递给S)
S: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!
E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
E: (递)…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.
S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I
will ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)?
E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
巧学英语-爱上英语-六人英语搞笑剧本-孔雀东南飞
六人英语搞笑剧本孔雀东南飞
Wander severy five miles
焦仲卿Johnny (Jforshort) 刘兰芝Lunch(Lforshort)
焦母Johnny’s mother (JMforshort) 刘母Lunch’
smother(LMforshort)
太守之子Mayor’sson (MSforshort) 强盗Burglars(ABandC)
(Johnny（焦仲卿）作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)
Johnny（焦仲卿）:Everybody says that I’m henpecked,but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my wifeis Wu Song. (指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you!
(内砸出一脸盆, Johnny（焦仲卿）接住当成盾牌护着头)Then,I’m afraid of whom?
My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the
neighbor-hood.She is braver than me,
smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender
than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
小学英语课本剧剧本
小学英语课本剧剧本
第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家
Mum：(妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are
you doing?
Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill.Here are some apples and bananas for
Grandma. Take them to Grandma.
Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!Mum：（亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be
good. Be careful.
Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.
Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.
第二场：在路上
(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)
Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.
Wolf：（随着一阵低沉的音乐，Wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little
red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little
9到10人 英语剧本 ---孔雀东南飞现代搞笑版英文
9到10人英语剧本---孔雀东南飞现代搞笑版英文
2011-05-03 17:47
Performance @ College : Story of Johnny and Lunch (孔雀东南飞现代搞笑版)
Characters:
Prologue
(J作被打状跑上台，内砸出一个纸筒，J被打中，狼狈不堪)
J: Everybody says that I'm henpecked, but in fact, I'm as strong as a tiger. (Whisper)While my wife is Wu Song. (拍门大叫)I'm not afraid of you! （内砸出一脸盆，J接着当成盾牌护着）Then,I'm afraid of whom My wife lunch is the most famous woman in neighbourhood. She's braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than of this I do not care. I just want her to be tender than me. But she isn't! Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!
Act One
(序幕结束时，JM作窃听状)
JM:(拄着拐棍上)I can! (对门内)Lunch! Lunch! Where are you？
L：（揸住锅铲，扎着围裙，从门内跳出来）I'm here!I'm cutting chicken. What's up mum？
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孔雀东南飞
焦仲卿johnny(jforshort)刘兰芝lunch(lforshort)
焦母johnny’s mother(jmforshort)刘母lunch’s mother(lmforshort)
太守之子mayor’sson(msforshort)强盗burglars(abandc)
prologue
(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)
j:everybody says that I’m hen pecked, but in fact,I’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my wife is wusong.
(指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you!
(内砸出一脸盆,j接住当成盾牌护着头)then, I’m afraid of whom! my wife lunchi is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood.she is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me .all this I donot care. I only want she to be tender than me. but she is not! Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中j)
my god! who can help me?(下)act1
(序幕结束时,jm作窃听状)
jm(拄拐棍上):I can!
(对门内)lunch! lunch! where are you?
(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here! what’s up ，mum?
jm:I have told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother in law”.J:ok.my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law, what’s up?
jm:since you married my son you have behaved so badly.you have been so rude, so brusque,so
lazy!
J:but……
jm:never interrupt me!
J:never interrupt me! since i married your son, that terrible johnny,I have been working hard all
daylong,cooking and washing. I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken
and……
jm:but all those you have done are not asvaluable as a grandson!
J(生气地挥动着锅铲):oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解围裙)go and ask your son. I’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在jm的脸上,下)
act2
(lm坐在台上打毛线,J拿着锅铲上)
L:mum, I’m back!
lm:you are back?why?what happened?
L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.
lm(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):see! i have already told you! when you insisted on
marrying that terrible johnny, I told you that he is ugly tupid and poor, but you did not listen
to me. look at yourself……
l:but,mum……
lm:never interrupt me!
l:mum,i’m not inter rupting you. i just want to tell you that you are always right ok? and
i’ll marry whomever you want me to.
lm(大喜):nice girl! just now, i met the mayor’s son in the market.he said:“if your daughter
haven’t been married,i really really want to marry her!”now you are free again, i ’ll go and tell him.(下)
l(惊愕):what? the mayor’s son?the most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood? (手中的锅
铲掉在地上)what a silly thing i have done!(下)
act3
(j睡眼惺忪上)
j(边走边道):lunch! lunch! where are mysocks?
(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)here they are!(闻一下) er! how smelly! they are still dirty!
(突然想起)lunch has gone! i have to wash them myself.
(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)oh,i’m so hungry! but there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围
裙)this is what lunch always wears! i miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! now
she has gone.i have to cook for my mother and myself.
jm(上):where’s my breakfast? where’slunch?hasn’t she got up yet?
j:mum, can’t you remember?lunch has gone!
jm(沉吟片刻):well, to tell you the truth johnny, a son without a wife is suseless. lunch is an ice
girl,go and take her back!
j(立正敬礼):yes madam!
act4
(j开心地走着，忽然跳出来三个强盗)
a:hey you!stop and listen to us!
the road is built by me!(抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)
b:and i planted one tree!(亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)
c:if you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了a的脚)
ab&c:give us all your money!
j(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出1角硬币):is 1mao enough?
(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)
a:what bad luck! this guy is broken!