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英语三人短剧--搞笑

英语三人短剧--搞笑

顾客: 小心, 你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员: 别担心, 先生, 不是很烫!A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排,大拇指在牛肉上。

“你疯了吗?”顾客喊到,“你的手在我的牛排上!”“什么?”服务员说,“你想让它再掉地上?”A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak? (What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again?服务员:茶或咖啡?先生。

第一个顾客:我要茶第二个顾客:我也是茶——杯子要干净的!服务员:两杯茶,哪个要干净的杯子?B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen?A:I'll have tea.C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean!(Waiter exits returns)B:(Waiter:) Two teas.Which one asked for the clean glass?创新句子:我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。

服务员,这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么?看起来象是在仰泳,A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup?Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...服务员,汤里有只苍蝇!别担心,先生,面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。

A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.服务员,我汤里有只苍蝇!不是,先生,那是蟑螂,苍蝇在你牛排里。

搞笑英语话剧剧本带翻译

搞笑英语话剧剧本带翻译
The End
《The Unlucky Day》
角色:汤姆、丽莎、布朗先生(汤姆的老板)、詹姆斯(汤姆的朋友)
场景1
(汤姆准备上班。他不小心把咖啡洒在衬衫上。)
汤姆:哎呀!今天真是倒霉!首先,我把脚趾碰在桌子上,现在又把衬衫弄脏了。
场景2
(汤姆到达办公室。布朗先生走了进来。)
布朗先生:汤姆,我需要那些报告在今天中午之前交上来。它们非常重要。
Scene 5
(Tom finally finishes the reports and hands them to Mr. Brown.)
Mr. Brown: Tom, these reports are full of mistakes. You need to redo them immediately.
Mr. Brown: Tom, I need those reports by noon today. They're very important.
Tom: Yes, Mr. Brown. I'll get them to you as soon as possible.
Scene 3
(Tom goes to the copy machine to make copies of the reports. The machine suddenly breaks down.)
汤姆:谢谢你邀请我,丽莎。这绝对改变了我的今天。
丽莎:我很高兴你玩得开心。也许你的运气正在改变呢!
结局
以上剧本是一部简短的搞笑英语话剧,通过汤姆一系列倒霉的事情和最后的转机,向观众传递了积极的情绪。学生们可以通过这样的戏剧形式,轻松愉快地学习英语,提高他们的表演能力和口语表达能力。希望这个剧本能够为英语教学和学生表演活动提供一些启发和帮助。

简短的英语笑话带翻译

简短的英语笑话带翻译

简短的英语笑话带翻译篇一:短篇英语笑话10则带翻译短篇英语笑话10则带翻译① Goldfish金鱼Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them? Stan: In the bathroom 。

Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath? Stan: Blindfold(蒙眼睛)them! =================================================================== 斯丹:我赢了92 条金鱼。

弗雷德:你想在哪儿养它们?斯丹:浴室。

弗雷德:但是你想洗澡时怎么办?斯丹:蒙住它们的眼睛!② The Revenge 欺骗的代价欺骗的代价Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. With a low voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones." Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone a er you." Johnson: "But I want you to." Wife: "But why?" Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!" =================================================================== 老农约翰逊就要死了。

他的家人都站在床边。

英语搞笑话剧剧本

英语搞笑话剧剧本

英语搞笑话剧剧本篇一:搞笑小学英语小品剧本搞笑小学英语小品剧本人物:农夫,兔子A,兔子B,大树。

农夫:I’m a farmer.(稍停顿)[走两步]A cool farmer.(掏出墨镜戴上)[冷酷地走两步,突然被绊了一跤,继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle , I’m rich now![开始展示名牌,边说边掏]Look!This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 250!This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this?痒痒挠?No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——锄头~!![看下表] It is time to do some farming![开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作]树:I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作,哼哼哈西!!!]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。

树站回后台] 兔子A:OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here.[农夫继续锄地,边锄边上场,突然看见前面有个兔子]农夫:(惊喜地)Lunch![扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it! [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走][农夫跟在兔子后面。

两个人走啊走。

兔子突然回头。

农夫假装看手表。

两人继续走。

兔子回头。

农夫假装看天气。

两人继续走。

兔子回头。

适合双人表演的英语笑话

适合双人表演的英语笑话

适合双人表演的英语笑话笑话是我们工作学习之余缓解压力、舒缓情绪的重要渠道。

店铺整理了适合双人表演的英语笑话,欢迎阅读!适合双人表演的英语笑话:一半Patient:Doctor, lately I hear only half as well as I suppose to.病人:医生,最近我的听力只有我应该听到的一半。

Doctor:I don't understand that, but let's try a small test. Say after me: eighty-eight.医生:我不太明白,但是让我们做个小测试。

跟我说:88。

Patient:Forty-four.病人:44。

适合双人表演的英语笑话:停车罚款"Tell me again,"asked the judge, "Why you parked there?" The driver rose and answered respectfully, "Because, Your Honor, it said‘Fine for Parking'."“告诉我,”法官问道,“你为什么把车停在那儿?”司机站起身,恭恭敬敬地回答,“因为尊敬的阁下,牌子上写着‘可以停车’。

”适合双人表演的英语笑话:工作要求Employer: In this job we need someone who is responsible.雇主:我们这项工作需要负责的人。

Applicant: I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong,they said I was responsible.应聘者:我就是你们要找的人。

我的上一份工作每次出了差错,他们都说我该负责。

适合双人表演的英语笑话:疼痛A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."一位男士去看医生,说,“医生,无论我碰哪里,哪里都疼。

搞笑英文多人剧本

搞笑英文多人剧本

Posts Tagged 搞笑剧本《正义必胜》英语话剧剧本5人短剧。

搞笑的匪徒,搞笑的绑架案,不错的剧本。

人物Bunny Cheng: Bunny ChenEliza Lin: DaughterCeline Tu: Reporter et AsideSano Hsieh: Small gangster(小流氓)Trent Cheng: Big gangster(大流氓)——————————————————————————–SCENE IA mother is doing exercise in the living room when the phone is ringing. And her daughter is in the school now.Mom: Hello~Caller: (A boy is crying.) Ha! Your kid is here. Do you hear his voice? If you want to save your kid, prepare the ransom.Mom: Are you crazy? I don’t have a son Don’t try to cheat me. Stupid guy!The mother is very angry and hung up the phone. But later… the phone is ringing again…Mom: Hello~Caller: Hello~ Are you busy now?Mom: (I recognize the voice.) You are a fraud, right? Do you want to trick me again? Is it fun? Don’t do such a boring thing, O.K.? I won’t believe you.Caller: Really? Listen to this.(A girl is crying on the phone, ”mom, help me~ help me~) Mom: Oh~ you are a good actor. This time is better but I still won’t fall into your trap to rob me of my money! If you call again, I will call the cop. Do you understand? (Hang up the phone more angrier.)But the voice sounds like her dau ghter’s and the mom is not disturbed. She decides to go to the elementary school to see her daughter. The mom got there…Mom: Eliza~Eliza: Mom~ why you are here? Are you missing me? Do you come here to pick me up?Mom: Ya~ are you ha ppy in the school? Let’s go home. I want to tell you something on the way home.Mom tells Eliza about the phone scam and wants her to be careful from now on.SCENE IIBecause the mother didn’t believe the two gangsters really kidnapped her kid, the gangs ters were furious. So they decided to kidnap her daughter this time.The gangsters have found the school her daughter studies in, and observed for many days. Today is the day they plan to kidnap the child.The big gangster always focuses on what he’s doing but the small gangster is usually absent-minded.Big gangster: Hey! Concentrate!! (The big gangster hit the small gangster’s head)Small gangster: Ouch! O.K. O.K.At this moment, the girl appears.Small gangster: (Check the picture.) Hey!! Buddy!! Look! Is that her?Big gangster: Ha! Ha! Ha! It’s hunting time.Small gangster: I’m so excited!! Oh~ what a beautiful girl. Just like a fairy. My sweetheart… Buddy do you know? I feel that I get butterflies in my stomach!Big gangster: (Hitting the sm all gangster’s head again.) Hey! Wake up!! Stop day-dreaming. Let’s make a move!Small gangster: Oh~ my baby~ I’m coming!!Big gangster: Hey!! Lady!! Can you do me a favor?Eliza: Sure! What can I do for you?Small gangster: (Murmuring) This beautiful lady has a beautiful heart.Big gangster: Sorry. Ignore what he said.Eliza: Never mind!Big gangster: Thanks! I want to go to Tunghai University. Do you know how can I get there? Eliza: Oh… you sh ould go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.Big gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, turn right and we will see a supermarket at the end of the street. And…Eliza: No! No! No! Go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.Small gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, then turn left and go straight to the end of the street, then we can see the university.Eliza: Oh, my! No! Wrong again! You two are really a stupid guy.Big gangster: It’s too complex. I can’t remember all the directions. I’m a foreigner. And I have an important presentation there. Could you go with us, guide us there? Please~Eliza was confused. But she is a kind person and she likes to help people.Eliza: Umm… let me think… okay!! Let’s go!Small gangster: How kind of you!! My little girl.Big gangster: Sorry. Just ignore him. Thank for your help.Eliza goes with the gangsters.In the gangsters’ car, the small gangster suddenly shows a sharp knife. And shouts, “Don’t move!” Eliza is shocked and starts screaming.Eliza: What are you doing?Small gangster: I’m kidnapping you!Eliza: Oh~ I am so scared.Small gangster: (Talk to the big gangster.) Did you hear that, she is scared?Big gangster: Ya~ we are professional.Eliza: Not funny! I’m hungry. I want to go home! I want to go home!Small gangster: Shut up. Don’t be so noisy!Eliza keeps crying.Small gangster: You! Get out of the car!Big gangster: (Hit the small gangster angrily!) Idiot! I have a stupid partner. (Disappointed) Eliza: I agree! (Nod head.)Big gangster: Don’t cry baby, I give you a lollipop.Eliza: Thank you. How kind of you.SCENE IIIMother is preparing dinner.Mom: Eliza! Eliza! Time for dinner! I’m hungry! Hurry up!No one answers her. And she realizes there is something wrong.Mom: Eliza, where are you? Don’t play hide and seek with me! It’s not funny. I’m h ungry.As the mother is finding her daughter, the phone rings.Mom: Hello~ this is Anderson. I’m busy finding my daughter. Don’t bother me!Big gangster: Are you finding your daughter? Ha! Ha! Ha… she is right here.Mom: Good job! Tell her it’s time for dinner. I’m hungry!Big gangster: Hey! You are clueless. I have already kidnapped your daughter, Eliza Anderson!Mom: Hey! Buddy! Don’t trick me!Big gangster: Sure! Listen! (The gangster takes the phone to Eliza.)Eliza: Hello! Mom! I’m here! They are so kind. They gave me a lollipop. The gangster takes the phone away.Big gangster: Do you believe me now? If you want your daughter to come back for dinner. You have to prepare the ransom of NT $ 20,000,000.Mom: Too expensive! 20% off.Big gangster: Are you buying clothes?Mom: Bargain is my hobby.Big gangster: No negotiation you should bring the ransom to Tunghai Lake at 8:00 pm. And remembe r don’t call the cop. Or you will find your daughter in the lake.Mom: O.K. See you then!At Tunghai Lake. The gangsters and Eliza are baking fish from the lake because they are hungry. At this time, the mother is coming.Mom: Ha! (Mom shouts.)The gangsters and Eliza are shocked. And the small gangster’s fish is falling down on the floor. Small gangster: Oh,! My fish! Who’s there?Mom: It’s me, Bunny Anderson, Eliza’s mother, Anderson’s wife. Where is my daughter? Release my daughter.Eliza: Hi! Mom, I’m here. Do you want to come here to eat fish?Big gangster: Where is the ransom?Mom: Release my daughter first!Big gangster: Give me the ransom first!Mom: No way!And the battle begins.Mom: Justice is always the winner.Eliza: Oh~ Yeah! Mom, you win!Celine: Ha! I got it! I got it! A new…… headline.Celine: I am at Tunghai Lake. Earlier, there was a violent fighting. A watermelon knife V.S. A B.B.Q. fork. According to the witnesses, a mother fought with the gangsters for her daughter. And the mother won. Now, let’s interview the persons involved. Celine: Do you feel regretful? Do you feel sorry to this society?Small gangster: I……Celine: I…… I know. You are very sorry and regretful. How about you? (Turn to the big gangster.)Big gangster: None of your business. (Run to the wall.) Leave me alone.Eliza: Me! Me!Celine: What do you want to say?Eliza: Uh…My mom is so cool. She came to save me!Mom: My turn. My turn.Celine: O.K. O.K. What do you want to say after winning the fight?Mom: Well……Celine: Well, you are very happy and proud of yourself to be the winner in the battle. Mom: Yes. And the gangsters…Celine: Oh, the gangsters are very stupid and silly.Mom: Right. And they…Celine: They want to trick you, but…Mom: But… enough. I’m hu ngry. I want to go home with my daughter.Celine: Next time, if you receive a phone call from a scam artist, here are the things you can do to avoid being tricked. First, stay clam and be skeptical about it. The caller hopes to fool you with a moving story, causing you to forget your good judgment. A little doubt can protect you. Second, verify the story. Call the organization to make sure the story is true. Third, report it to the police. And don’t deal with the villains on your own. One phone call wi ll often expose a trap quickly. However, to tell the truth, the mother is really very brave. She is my idol. I want to keep her sign. This is reporter Celine reporting from Tunghia Lake for TVAS.《出租车司机》英语话剧剧本一天出租车司机Tommy遇到了很多奇怪的事情。

英语幽默短剧剧本

英语幽默短剧剧本

英语幽默短剧剧本篇一:两个英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket MoneyScene1(At Salesman’s home)N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu ……He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示),I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……Now let me cut it into pieces!另一个白雪公主与七个小矮人Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本旁白:Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.白雪:( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.) 皇后:I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here! 魔镜:Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?皇后:Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?魔镜:Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.皇后:She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.篇二:搞笑英语话剧剧本搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》搞笑7人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》演员表:西门吹雪、叶孤城、花满楼、king、路人、上官雪儿旁白道具:牛奶两袋,匕首一把,戒子一枚,纸屑若干。

英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人)

英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人)

英语搞笑话剧剧本(四人)-CAL-FENGHAI.-(YICAI)-Company One1甲:Hello,every one, have you ever seen the movie<Avatar>Yeah, you are right, I'm the director-- Cameron Diaz, applaud , thank you....Recently, I will direct a new movie called < Avatar 2 >, today, there will be a audition and I will select three actresses who can getthe chance to perform in this film with famous actress---Anne Hathaway,OK, let's begin. At first , talent show, number one, let's welcome.乙:(风情万种,妖娆妩媚地走进来,给观众一个飞吻):oh,honey,dear,sweet,darling director, the most beautiful charming, sexy girl is coming , every body knows me, right Yeah, I'm Nicole Kidman, open your eyes as big as you can and hold your breath, there will be a unique, fantastic dance show for you, I believe that all of you will be crazy about it ,(打个响指) come some music.(搞笑舞,自由发挥). (跳完,鞠躬,向观众谢幕), thank you,(面向导演), honey, is it a wonderful performance甲:(作目瞪口呆状),乙:(在甲眼前晃手),oh, darling, are you Ok?甲:eh...my god, have you use some stimulant drugs this morning, you make my nerves nervous. Get out , next one.乙:oh no ...sweet ,you break my heart...(掩面离去)丙:oh it seems to be serious. God bless me(画个十字架,镇定地走到甲面前,伸出手), nice to meet you, director.甲:(与之握手),nice to meet you too,so, introduce yourself please.丙:I'm Celine Dion, you know, I don't have too many achievements, I just won five Grammy awards, 12 World Music Awards, 7 American Music Awards , 21 Juno Awards and(做沉思状) oh, I forget it , a Oscar Award, (同学鼓掌,乙作安抚状),oh, calm down, calm down,it's just a piece of cake for me ,you know, I....甲:ok ,stop, time is limited, just begin丙:OK!!! I'll use my first signature song to conquer you --my heart will go on, just enjoy it.near, far, wherever you arei believe that the heart does go ononce more, you opened the door(甲stop stop,丙不理,继续作深情状) and you're here in my heart,and my heart will go on and on.甲:guard ,guard,help,drag this mad woman out.Oh, I'm dying,hope the next one will give me a surprise丁:(对着乙的背影,沉思状)to be,or not to be,it's a question!(走到甲面前牵起她的手做亲吻状),I'm glad to see you,my dear princess.甲(做娇羞状):oh, it's really a big surprise,so what's your name?丁:My name Oh, wait a minute. Do you know Trish Regan(甲,白痴的摇头),eh..,it's ok,then how about Robin Meade(摇头),and Melissa Theuriau(摇头),(丁,情绪激动),you know nothing, how can you sit in here.甲(指门,气愤状),you you you.....丁:ok ok, it doesn't matter, you needn't learn about them, but you must know me, the most famous hostess who will catch up with those person and become the greatest poet---oprah!甲:I don't care who you are, just show me your talent.丁:ok ,listen,one poem,I have had found my best love, but I didn’t treasure her. When I lost her, I regret. It’s the most pain in the world. If God can give me another chance, I will say there words to her “I love you”!甲(起鸡皮疙瘩状):oh, I can't stand, show you the door,丁(转身离开,继续台词):If there is a time limit, I hope, it is (回头,对甲)10 thousand years.甲:oh, it's really a terrible ,awful, horrible day,why it is such difficult to find an excellent actress.Oh, I'm dying,you three, come here,三人跑进来,乙妩媚状:honey, you like my dance,right?丙镇静状:director,you like my singing,right?丁深情状:princess,you like my poet,right?三人同声:we are past,right?甲:eh..Thank you for your eh..Wonderful performance,but,I'm sorry to tell you ....(接电话) WhatNobody comes here except they three,oh...god.(挂电话,低头),you three,(抬头),pass!三人欢呼,说:we make it,we are superstar!乙(甜蜜状):that's very sweet of you,we love you so much(飞个吻)甲:you know, you are not good enough now, but I'm look forward to your progress.Do you have confidence?三人齐答:yes,we do!甲伸手,三人搭上,同声,fight,fight,fight!。

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左边座椅上准备好碗勺。

右边座椅上准备好针线和衣服。

(背景音乐:1)旁白:Longago,旁白停顿,父亲出场并向观众致意,飞吻等)hehadmarriedagain,buthewashappyallthetime,Hisnewwife(旁白停顿,继母出场并向观众致意,摆酷,扭动前行等)sexy,butcruel’;hehadtwodaughters(旁白停顿,两个姐姐出场并向观众致意等).Theyareasbadastheirmother.父亲出场后就座中间椅子上。

(摆酷,显示自己在家庭中的地位极高)继母怀抱宠物狗上场最后向灰姑娘父亲方向前行,即将到达时父亲赶紧起身卑微地跑前迎接并搀扶,待继母就坐后捶背、捶腿,进一步显示其家庭地位低。

两个女儿出场并向观众致意后前行到自己座椅处默默洗碗、做针线活(不情愿的,动作笨拙)。

旁白:However,we’llshowyouadifferentplaytoday.(换背景音乐2)Sheissostrong,.Now,sheisrunningforthe100meterrace.(灰姑娘冲刺)剧务给灰姑娘传球。

Now,sheisplayingbasketball.(灰姑娘以一敌众,轻松灌篮)Now,sheispracticingChinesegongfu(灰姑娘打拳,对手倒(对手,被击打后退))Thisisher----Cinderella灰姑娘(怒,看旁白):Doyoufinish?旁白:(结巴)O…Ok,con…continue,evensheisperfect,shestillcan’tescapethepoorlife,Why?Thatis-----(此时音乐关掉,无背景音乐)继母(怒):Hey!You!,washclothes!灰姑娘匆忙跑来:yes,MomIdoitrightnow.一姐将盆碗碰得乱响:you!,,Quickly,灰姑娘匆忙跑来:yes,ok!此时二姐手持针线缝衣,刺手,尖叫:ah,myfinger!Idon’tdothisanymore.!Youdoit!(将衣服扔向灰姑娘)灰姑娘(悲腔):Oh,Iamverytiredeveryday!.(举牌的同时父亲退场)第一幕布置三把椅子灰姑娘在帮后母按摩肩膀,一姐在写作业,二姐做针线。

侍卫敲门送传单侍卫:Goodafternoon,thisisthenotice,hereyouare.二姐:Mom,Mom,Look!Goodnews.继母:what’sit?二姐(兴奋的):.一姐(托腮):Imustbechosen,Iamthemostbeautifulgirlintheworld.二姐(凭空跳舞):No,,IamtheQueen.(两姐争吵起来,继母从女儿手中拿过传单,亲吻传单)继母:Stop!Bothofyou!(继母站起上前分开争吵的两个女儿)Makeupyourselfnow!Wedon’thaveenoughtime!(瞪灰姑娘)Cinderella,whatareyoudoing?Cometohelpyoursisters!灰姑娘:OK,,mom,mom,CanIgowithyou------(三人敛神,诧异互视,哈哈耻笑灰姑娘)继母:you!(注意重语气)Lookatyourself,sodirtyandsougly!Goaway!(推倒灰姑娘,灰姑娘不情愿地跑向拖把处继续干家务)一姐(发愁的,偷瞄灰姑娘,哭):Oh,myGod!IforgotKathy’二姐(拿书,指,附和):Oh,Yes,,exerciseA,exerciseB------(偷瞄灰姑娘,哭)Oh,myGod!Oh,myparty!MyPrince!Myhappiness!灰姑娘(慌乱,安慰):Mysisters,don'tcry!Ialwaysdothehomeworkforyou,ofcoursetonight!继母:mydaughters,areyouready?一姐/二姐:ok,Let’sgo!(背景音乐3)(三人离开,灰姑娘望着院里的背影双手捂脸哭泣)灰姑娘:Dearmyfriends,Iwanttogo,whatshallIdo?第二幕(继续播放背景音乐3)洗衣盆,打扫卫生工具。

准备好魔盒。

灰姑娘在洗衣服,打扫卫生。

(仙女骑着一把几乎掉光了的扫把登场)旁白:Oh,哈里波特!(仙女撞到灰姑娘)(此时关掉背景音乐3。

)灰姑娘(怒):Whoareyou?仙女(得意):Iamthebestwitch,.灰姑娘:Really?DoyouknowKing’sparty?Iwanttogo,but------(低头看自己的破衣服)仙女(大笑):Don’!Look,clothes,shoes,car-----衣服出现时用手帕变魔术,变衣服出来,需要准备好魔盒。

灰姑娘(面露欣喜,扑向鞋子):Oh,howbeautifulglassshoes!仙女:Putiton,andgo!灰姑娘准备穿好裙子。

第三幕(改动较多,请仔细阅读)国王就座准备好水晶鞋提前放于场内(当各演员到位后就播放背景音乐4)((富丽堂皇的大厅里,音乐飘扬,(严肃)但是士兵在跳disco国王(严肃):quietly!(背景音乐停止)侍卫(击杖):WelcomethePrince.(大家鼓掌,欢呼)王子出场,侍卫恭请。

国王:TodayIwillchooseabeautiful,slim,humorousgirlformyson----(转身,指向王子),strong,tall,andbrave!侍卫(击杖):Welcometheladies!众女士(包括两姐及无角色人员):Howlively!Howhandsome!(做陶醉状,冲向前,将王子团团围住)(播放背景音乐5)(两姐妹分别邀请王子跳舞,两姐妹:MayIaskyouforadance?王子和她们两个分别跳了,但是跳一遍吐一次)(播放背景音乐6,灰姑娘上场)(兴奋的旋转着,环顾四周):wowbeautiful!Amazing!Wonderful!王子从人缝中看见灰姑娘,一边说着一边奋力冲向灰姑娘:howbeautifulagirl,mydreaminggirl.灰姑娘与王子两人四目凝视,(全场肃静,此时关掉背景音乐6)灰姑娘既害羞又激动状。

王子真诚邀请灰姑娘跳舞:wouldyouliketodancewithme,beautifulgirl?灰姑娘:itismypleasure.二人翩翩起舞….国王表情由吃惊转为惊喜,大笑一声同时高喊,music,go!((播放背景音乐7-西班牙斗牛士》)(王子与灰姑娘共舞,突然手机铃声响起(电话由仙女打来),一直响到王子与灰姑娘摆完造型后。

停止音乐7)王子:Who’sphone?灰姑娘:Oh,it’smyphone!(掏手机接电话)ThisisCinderellaspeaking!仙女:It’s12’clock,gamewillbeover,comebackquickly!Oryou’ll changeback!(开始敲钟)灰姑娘:Oh,Imustgo!(慌忙中跑掉了一只鞋)王子(捡起鞋,追):Wait!Wait!Yourname,yourphonenumber!王子(注视姑娘远去,悲情):I’velosther!第四幕准备好三个座椅继母怀抱宠物狗就座。

灰姑娘换回衣服继续打扫卫生,两个姐姐在默声打扑克。

音乐:(播放背景音乐8,不要太大声)旁白:Sincetheparty,PrincefallinlovewithCinderella,(在说这段的同时,王子最好能表演一下悲伤,思念的情绪,比如说拿着灰姑娘拉下的鞋子叹气)Heissuedanotice,“Whoevertheglassshoefits,shallbewifetothePrince!”(王子带着士兵到处找人试鞋)士兵:Pleasetrytheshoe!(女士甲试鞋)Oh,yourfootistoobig!士兵:Pleasetrytheshoe!(女士乙试鞋)Oh,myGod,whataterriblesmell!Ofcoursenotyou!旁白:Later,thePrincecometoCinderella‘s home.(此时关掉背景音乐)士兵敲门(抬手敲门口中发出咚咚声):isanybodyhere?一姐:(开门动作并模拟发出开门声)Oh,here,mygod!ThePrinceiscoming,heissohandsome!Heissocool!士兵们进门(拿着鞋):Pleasetrytheglassshoe.(两姐妹正抢):Oh,itismyshoe!------Oh,itismyshoe!(士兵夺过鞋,递给大姐):Youfirst!(大姐拿过鞋,却怎么也穿不进去)士兵:,youwillbreaktheshoe!二姐(得意):Isaid,itismyshoe.(抢过鞋,试穿,费了九牛二虎之力终于穿上,走开来)二姐:toosmall!(甩掉鞋,蹲下揉脚,鞋飞到灰姑娘身上)(灰姑娘拿着鞋仔细端详)beautifulshoes继母朝灰姑娘(怒吼):Whyareyouhere?Backtokitchen!Washthedishes!灰姑娘:Yesmom.王子:Wait!Everygirlmusttry!You(王子指向灰姑娘),please.继母:Sheisverydirty!Itc ouldn’tbehers!(灰姑娘默默轻松的穿上了鞋)王子(欢呼):Oh,itfitsyouverywell!Ifoundyou!(王子和灰姑娘拥在一起,抱着旋转起来退场)(此时播放背景音乐)结束画面:灰姑娘的爸爸上场,对着镜头无奈地哭泣着:wait,wait!IamCinderella’sfather,whynotletmetakepartintheinterestingparty,55555(做捶胸嚎啕大哭状,最好坐地上蹬腿)灰姑娘和王子上场搀扶起父亲:dearmyfather,don’t grieve,weloveyouforever!(父亲变为抽泣)旁白:ThePrincewashappytofindher,andonabrightsunnyday,!(此时播放背景音乐9,但是声音不要盖过演员的说话)大家依次上场排好队(二排),准备谢幕!领队起头说:learningwithMETHOD大家一起:(声音洪亮,整齐清晰)LearningwithMETHODWewillbethebest!Ohyeah!。

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