有趣的英语句子

1、I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn‘t work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车，后来我琢磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数，于是老子偷了一辆然后求上帝宽恕。

2、I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

我希望能像爷爷那样，安静地在睡梦中死去，而不是要像他开的车上那些惨叫滴乘客一样死法啊！

3、Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

你永远不能战胜一个纯xx，因为他会把你的智商拉到跟他个水平，然后用丰富的经验打败你。

4、The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it‘s sti ll on the list.

直译：在这个世界上，我最不愿意做的事就是伤害你，但是这件事仍在我的考虑之列。

意译a：我真不想伤害你，但你也别逼我。

意译b：吾虽不杀伯仁，伯仁由我而死。

5、The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

a. 早起滴小鸟有虫虫！晚到的老鼠有奶酪！

b. 早起的鸟儿有虫吃，早起的虫儿被鸟吃。

6、We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.

在咱们这噶哒送外卖的都比警察来的快.

7、Some people are like Slinkies,not really good for anything, but you can‘t help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

有些人就像Slinkies（弹簧玩具），没什么实在用处，但看他们在楼梯上倒腾来捣腾去还是很有喜感。

8、Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.

政客和纸尿布有一个共同点就是：他们都很有规律地被替换，而且因为同一个理由——脏了！

9、War does not determine who is right – only who is left.

战争不能决出正义，但能判出哪方出局。

10、We never really grow up, we only learn how to act in public.

我们永远不可能真正的成熟，我们只是学会在众人面前装傻。

11、Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

光总是比声音跑的快点，这就是为嘛有些xx只有在开口说话之后你才发现他是在装x。12、I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.

曾以为我想要的是职业，结果发现我只是想要工资。

13、If you think nobody cares if you‘re alive, try missing a couple of payments.

你要是觉得没人在乎你的死活，那你不妨尝试一下跟你的债主玩躲猫猫~~

14、Evening news is where they begin with ‗Good evening‘, and then proceed to tell you why it isn‘t.

晚间新闻总是以―晚上好‖开头，再告诉你你为什么好不了。

15、If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

上帝瞅着咱们呢，大伙好歹喜感点吧！

16、Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night. 无论，在任何情况下，永远，不要在一个夜晚，同时吃，安眠药和通便灵。

17、I didn‘t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

老子拼死拼活奋斗到食物链顶端，不是为了成为一个素食者。

18、If I agreed with you we‘d both be wrong.

要是我听你的，咱俩就都错了。

19、Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?

海豚可聪明了你知道不？只要驯养几个星期，它们就能让人类乖乖站在池边给它们扔鱼吃了。

20、Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

孩子就是：你先花2年，教他们走路和说话。然后你再花16年教他们坐定和闭嘴。

21、Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

为什么当你说天上有400亿星星时他不怀疑，却偏要检查你所说的―油漆未干‖？

22、A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don‘t nee d it.

银行就是当你证明了你不需要钱的时候可以借钱给你的地方。

23、Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.

a.对你的问题哈哈大笑吧，别人都在这么做。

b. 你有什么不开心的？说出来给大家开心开心。

24、He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.

临危忽然微笑的那谁，定是找到替罪羊鸟~

25、Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.

如果女人能做到以秃顶和啤酒肚在大街上晃还觉得自己倍儿性感——此时估计男女能平等。

26、The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

小腿上的骨头——在黑房间里找准家具位置的好装备。

27、To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.

直译：剽窃一个人的叫剽窃，剽窃许多人的叫研究。

意译：窃钩者诛，窃国者为诸侯。

28、Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.

有些人一来大家就开心了；有些人一走大家就开心了。

29、I discovered I scream the same way whether I‘m about to be devoured by a grea t white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

我发现，我滴脚丫被一小片儿海藻擦过时，我滴那个惨叫声——和我被大白鲨吓坏时的惨叫声是一样滴。

30、I didn‘t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.

我可没怨你！我是在谴责你！

31、God must love stupid people. He made SO many.

上帝一定倍儿爱xx，不然他造这么多！