经典美剧《老友记》-第六季-第二十一集-字幕-对白-纯英文-看美剧学英语

-Okay,Chandler. -Okay.

And your horoscope says:

"On the 5th,a special someone will give you a gift."

Well,thank you in advance.

"But the 12th brings a lover's spat."

You're going to make fun of my present.

Why would you do that?

Wait. "On the 19th, a secret crush announces itself."

-Hey,guys. -Hey.

It's Joey Tribbiani of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.

That's right. It's your first day.

Are you psyched to fight crime with your robot sidekick?

Am I? The lead in my own TV series?

I've dreamed about this for years!

Why have I not been preparing?

You're gonna be great.

But I gotta act with a robot. I know nothing about technology.

I can't even use Chandler's computer, except to find porn.

And that's only because it's there when you turn it on.

Our spat will start early this month.

I'll be waiting.

The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad

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I'm deciding which one to use. I'm going to write another book. Because the last one was such a big seller?

If you must know, I have written 14 books.

And as I'm the only one who has read them...

I can tell you that they have been well received.

But I lost all of them in the fire.

So this one I'm gonna keep in an asbestos-lined box far away from Rachel. Who I forgive.

What are you doing later?

Rachel and I have to get our hair cut.

-We do? -I wanna see what he wants.

Elizabeth's dad wants to meet me.

Wait a minute. Hold the phone.

You're not Elizabeth's dad?

That's the only one you get.

And he hates me.

He asked Elizabeth why she'd want to go out with a guy...

who couldn't get a girl his own age.

And what did she say to that?

And that's yours.

Come on. I really want this guy to like me.

It would really help if you guys could make me look good.

-Of course we'll help. -Thanks.

We know how tough those parent-teacher conferences can be.

-So here's your office set. -Wow!

Mac Machiavelli,private investigator.

Look at all the books I've read.

Let's get you to wardrobe.

When do I meet the robot?

Right now. He's right here.

Joey Tribbiani,this is..

Wow! He's so lifelike.

Unbelievable.

This is Wayne,the man who created and operates C.H.E.E.S.E. How do you do there,buddy?

I'll let you two guys get acquainted.

Sorry about that.

-So where's C.H.E.E.S.E.? -C.H.E.E.S.E. is right here.

Nice to meet you,Mac.

-This is the temporary robot,right? -No. Why?

I thought it was gonna be a really cool robot.

Like the Terminator, or when I first saw you.

I spent two years developing this. It's state of the art.

Sorry. It doesn't look like it can do anything.

It can do this.

This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.

It's great to meet you,Paul.

I prefer that Liz's boyfriends address me as Mr. Stevens.

Of course. Mr. Stevens.

So,Ross...

what's your problem?

Excuse me?

Why can't you get a girlfriend your own age?

It's funny...

It's not funny.