经典美剧《老友记》-第六季-第二十一集-字幕-对白-纯英文-看美剧学英语

经典美剧《老友记》-第一季-第二十一集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语

How'd someone get a hold of your credit card number? 怎么会有人知道你的信用卡号码I have no idea. But Look how much they spent. 我也不知道你看他们花了多少钱Monica, would you calm down? 莫妮卡冷静点好吗The credit card people said that 信用卡部员说you only have to pay for the stuff that you bought. 你只须为你买的东西付款I know, it's just such reckless spending. 我知道只是他们花钱如流水I think when someone steals your credit card 我想那小偷偷去你的信用卡时...they've kind of already thrown caution to the wind. 早就忘了要小心谨慎吧Wow, what a geek. They spent $69. 95 on a Wonder Mop. 真是个呆瓜花了69.95元买"神奇拖把"That's me. 我买的Oh, yuck. Ross, he's doing it again. 讨厌罗斯他又这么干了Marcel, stop humping the lamp. 马塞尔别再侵犯那盏灯了Stop humping. Now, Marcel, come back, Come here, Marcel. 别蹭了停下马塞尔过来马塞尔Oh, no. Not in my room. I'll get him. 不别到我房里我去抓他出来Ross. You've got to do something about the humping. 罗斯你得想办法别让他发春了What? It's just a phase. 怎么了这只是暂时的Well, that's what we said about Joey. 我们当时也是这么说乔伊的Would you all relax? It's not that big a deal. 你们冷静点行吗这又没什么大不了- Marcel, stop it. Marcel. Bad monkey. - What? -马塞尔停坏猴子 -又怎么了Let's just say my Curious George doll is no longer curious. 只能说我的"好奇乔治"娃娃不再好奇了Monica, you are not still going over that thing. 莫妮卡你不是还在纠结吧- This woman's living my life. - What? -这女人过着我的生活 -什么She's living my life, and she's doing it better than me. 她过着我的生活而且过得比我好Look at this. Look. She buys tickets to plays I wanna see. 看她买的戏票是我一直想看的戏She, she buys clothes from stores 她买衣服的那家店that I'm intimidated by the sales people. 我一直被售货员冷眼相待She spent $300 on art supplies. 她花了300块买艺术用品You're not an artist. 你又不是艺术家I might be if I had the supplies. 要是有这些我或许已是艺术家了I mean, I could do all this stuff. Only I don't. 我本可以过这样的生活我却没有Oh, Monica, come on. You do cool things. 莫妮卡别泄气你活得很精彩Really? Let's compare, shall we? 真的吗那我们来比一比好吗Oh, it's so late for "shall we." 现在说"好吗"太晚了吧Do I horseback ride in the park? 我到过公园骑马吗- Do I take classes at the New School? - No. -我在新学校上过课吗 -没有This is so unfair! She's got everything I want, 太不公平了她拥有我想要的一切and she doesn't have my mother. 而且她没有我那样的妈How about Joey Paponi? 乔伊·帕波尼如何No, still too ethnic. 不好还是太民族了My agent thinks I should have a name that's more neutral..我的经纪人认为我该取个中立点的名字Joey Switzerland? 乔伊·瑞士如何Joey Switzerland? 瑞士是著名中立国Plus, you know, I think it should be Joe. 还有我觉得自己应该叫乔you know, Joey makes me sound like I'm this big 乔伊让我感觉...像个小不点you know, Joey makes me sound like I'm this big joey有小动物的意思which I'm not. 可我不是Joe, Joe, Joe Stalin? 乔乔乔·斯大林如何Stalin. Stalin. 斯大林斯大林Do I know that name? It sounds familiar. 我听过这名字吗听起来好熟悉Well, it does not ring a bell with me. 反正我没什么印象Joe Stalin. 乔·斯大林You know, that's pretty good. 这名字太霸气了You might wanna try Joseph. 或许你愿意叫约瑟夫Joseph Stalin. 约瑟夫·斯大林Joseph Stalin. 前苏联领导人- I think you'd remember that. - Yes. -这名字多好记 -没错Bye Bye Birdie, starring Joseph Stalin. 《再见小鸟》由约瑟夫·斯大林主演Joseph Stalin is the Fiddler on the Roof. 约瑟夫·斯大林参演《屋顶上的提琴手》Hi. Yes, this is Monica Geller. 嗨对我是莫妮卡·盖勒I believe I'm taking some classes with you, 我记得我有在你们那里上课and I was wondering what they were. 我想知道是哪些课- What are you doing? - All right, great. -你在干什么 -好的太棒了Great. Thanks a lot. I'm going to tap class. 太棒了非常感谢我要去上踢踏舞课What, what, so that you can dance with the woman 怎么你要和偷你信用卡的女人that stole your credit card? 一起跳踢踏吗This woman's got my life. 这女人偷走了我的生活I should get to see who she is. 我得看看她长啥样Go to the post office, I'm sure her picture's up. 去邮局看啊她的照片一定挂在墙上Okay, Monica, you know what, honey, you're kinda losing it here! 莫妮卡你知道吗你有点失控了I mean, this is really becoming like a weird obsession thing. 你现在执着得有点诡异了This is madness, it's madness, I tell you. 这是疯狂我跟你说这叫做疯狂For the love of God, Monica, don't do it. 上帝保佑莫妮卡别这么做Thank you. 谢谢- What do you think? - Lots of things. -你想什么呢 -百感交集- Which one do you think she is? - May I help you? -你认为哪个是她 -有什么能效劳的吗No, thanks. We're just here to observe. 不必了谢谢我们是来参观的You don't observe a dance class. You dance a dance class. 舞蹈课怎么能参观你们要来参与Spare shoes are over there. 那儿有没人穿的舞鞋What does she mean? 什么意思I think she means "You dance a dance class." 我想她是叫我们"参与到舞蹈课中"- Come on, come on, come on. - Really? -来吧来吧来吧 -真的吗Do you see anybody you think could be me? 有看见哪个人像我的分身吗Last time there were yogurt containers lying around after class. 各位上回有人在教室留下空酸奶瓶- Let's not have that happen again. - She could be you. -下不为例 -说不定是她Let's get started. 开始吧Five, six. Five, six, seven, eight. 五六五六七八- Okay, I'm not getting this. - I'm totally getting it. -我毫无头绪 -我完全融入Did you ever feel like sometimes 你可曾觉得you are just so unbelievably uncoordinated? 自己有时候毫无协调感What? You just click when they click. 怎么了他们踢你跟着踢就是了All right, people, now everyone grab a partner. 好了各位每个人找个舞伴All right. And my dead mother says you are it. I'm with Rachel. "我的亡母说就是你" 我跟瑞秋Great, it's gym class all over again. 这下好体育课的旧事又重演了Well that's all right, You can come up to the front and dance with me. 没关系你过来到前面和我一起跳Why don't I just take off my clothes and have a nightmare? 我何不脱下衣服来场恶梦It's okay, it's okay. I'm here, I'm here. 没关系没关系我来了I'm so sorry I'm late. 抱歉我迟到了Okay, here I am. So who's the new tense girl? 我来了这个紧张的新人是谁- She's your partner. - Hi, I'm Monica. -你的舞伴 -嗨我叫莫妮卡Oh, Monica. 莫妮卡啊Hi, I'm Mon 嗨我叫莫...- Nana. - Monana. -...娜娜 -莫娜娜- It's Dutch. - You're kidding. -是荷兰语 -你在开玩笑吧I spent three years in Amsterdam. 我在阿姆斯特丹住了三年Pennsylvania Dutch. 我是德裔宾夕法尼亚州人And we're dancing. Five, six, seven, eight. 开始吧五六七八Hi. 嗨- Hey. Where have you been? - I just got back from the vet. -你上哪儿去了 -我刚从兽医那回来She's not gonna make you wear a big plastic cone, is she? 她没叫你戴那种塑料大圆锥吧She says Marcel's humping thing is not a phase. 她说马塞尔发情不是暂时的Apparently, he's reached sexual maturity. 显然他已性成熟了Hey, he beat you. 哇比你早哎She says, as time goes on, 她说随着时间的推移he's gonna start getting agressive and violent. 他会越来越暴力侵略性越来越强So, what does this mean? 这代表什么I have to give him up. 我们不能再养他了I can't believe it, Ross. This sucks. 我真不敢相信罗斯这太扯了I don't get it, I mean, You just got him. 我不懂你也就刚养他How could he be an adult already? 他怎会突然成熟了I know. One day he's this little thing... 我知道他曾经就是个小不点and before you know it, he's this little thing I can't get off my leg. 不知不觉中这小不点抱住我大腿不撒手Isn't there any way to keep him? 你没什么办法继续养着他吗No. The vet said that unless he's in a place... 没有兽医说除非有个地方...where he has regular access... 让他能通过正常渠道...to some monkey loving... 发展一些猴类之爱... he's just gonna get vicious. 否则他会越来越残暴I just gotta get him into a zoo. 我得将他送到动物园- How do you get a monkey into a zoo? - I know that one. -如何把一只猴送进动物园 -我知道No, that's popes into a Vokswagen. 不那是如何让教皇进入大众汽车We're applying to a lot of them. 我们要多方申请Our first choice would be one of the bigger state zoos. 当然大型州立动物园是首选You know, like San Diego. Right? 比方说圣地亚哥动物园But that may just be a pipe dream. 那可能只是痴人说梦Because you know, he's out-of-state. 因为他都不在州内My vet knows someone at Miami, so that's a possibility. 兽医说她有迈阿密的朋友这是条路But that's two blocks from the beach. It's a total party zoo. 但那离海滩只有两个街区环境太嘈杂- We found her, We found the girl. - What? -我们找到她了找到偷卡女了 -什么Did you call the cops? 你们报警了吗No, we took her to lunch. 没我们和她一起吃了午餐Oh, your own brand of vigilante justice. 用你们的方式给她治了罪Are you insane? This woman stole from you. 你疯了那女人偷了你的东西She stole. She's a stealer. 她偷东西她是个小偷After you're with this woman for like 10 minutes, 和这女人相处十分钟后you forget all that. 你就会把这些全忘了I mean, she's this astounding person with this amazing spirit. 她真是个振奋人心的奇女子Yeah! Which she probably stole from some cheerleader. 是啊指不定从某位啦啦队员那偷来的- Take off their hats. - Popes in a Vokswagen. -脱下他们的帽子 -教皇塞进大众车- Take off their hats. - Popes in a Vokswagen. 笑话:教皇摘下高帽子才能坐进大众车I love that joke. 我喜欢这个笑话No way. No way did you do this. 不可能你绝不会这么做Monana was very brave. 莫娜娜相当勇敢It was so wild. We told them we were the Gundersons in room 615... 太疯狂了我们自称是615房的冈德森姐妹...only to find out the Boston Celtics had the entire six floor.结果波士顿凯尔特人队已包下整个六楼So once they caught on to the fact that we're, 当他们发现我们个子矮矮you know, short and have breasts... 还是女人的那一刻They threw us out. I was thrown out of a hotel. Me. 就把我们撵出来了我居然被撵出饭店哎Go, Monana. 干得好莫娜娜You ladies are not the only ones living the dream. 不光你们过着梦想中的生活I get to go pour coffee for people I don't know. Don't wait up. 我得去给陌生人倒咖啡了不用等我Oh, by the way... 对了...tomorrow we're auditioning for a Broadway show. 明天我们要去参加百老汇的面试- Excuse me? - There's an open call for Cats. -什么 -《猫》剧还有一个缺额I'm thinking we go down there, sing "Memories"... 我想我们可以去唱《回忆》I'm thinking we go down there, sing "Memories"... 剧中名曲...and make complete fools of ourselves. What do you say? 让自己大出洋相你意下如何No, no ,no. Remember who you're dealing with here. 不不不记住你在跟谁说话呢I mean, I'm not like you. 我不像你I can't even stand in front of a tap class. 我连站在踢踏舞教室前排都不敢That's probably because of your Amish background. 那可能是因为你的门诺教派背景- What? - You're Pennsylvania Dutch, right? -什么 -你不是德裔宾夕法尼亚州人吗Right. Till I bought a blow dryer. Then I was shunned. 对直到我买了吹风机就被驱逐了Right. Till I bought a blow dryer. Then I was shunned.门诺教派后人远离科技产品过着农业生活I used to be just like you. 我过去也和你一样And then, one day, I saw a movie that changed my life. 直到有一天我看了部改变我人生的电影Did you ever see Dead Poets Society? 你看过《死亡诗社》吗I thought that movie was so incredibly boring. 我认为这电影实在是太...无聊了I mean, that thing at the end where the kid kills himself 那孩子在电影的结尾自杀了because he can't be in the play? 只因他无法演出话剧What was that? It's like, 这是为了什么不就是"Kid, wait a year. Leave home, "孩子再忍一年离开家do some community theater." 到社区话剧团去"I walked out of there and I thought, 走出电影院时我想"Now that's two hours of my life that I'm never getting back.""花在这部烂片上的两个小时再也回不来了"And that thought scared me 这想法震惊了我more than all the other crap I was afraid to do. 从此便不再惧怕尝试任何事了Wow. Then I would definitely not recommend Mrs. Doubtfire.那我强烈建议你别看《窈窕奶爸》Wow. Then I would definitely not recommend Mrs. Doubtfire.与《死亡诗社》主演同为罗宾·威廉姆斯Oh, God. 上帝We didn't get into Scranton. 我们进不了斯克兰顿了That was, like, our safety zoo. 那是我们保底的动物园They take, like, dogs and cows. 他们连狗和牛都收See, I don't know who this is harder on, me or him. 我真不明白我和他谁更难受一点I'd say that chair's taking the brunt of it. 我想那椅子首当其冲Marcel. Marcel. Marcel, no. 马塞尔马塞尔马塞尔不要Good boy. See? How can nobody want him? 乖宝怎么会没人要他Somebody will. 一定会有人的You know, there already is a Joseph Stalin. 你知道吗早就有人叫乔瑟夫·斯大林了You're kidding. 开什么玩笑Apparently, he was this Russian dictator who slaughtered people.显然他是个嗜血如命的俄国独裁者You'd think you would've known that. 我还以为你考虑得挺周全呢You'd think I would've. 那是你想错了Phoebe. What do you think a good stage name for me would be? 菲比你认为我该取什么艺名登台Flame Boy. 火焰男孩Where exactly is your zoo? 你的动物园具体在哪Well, it's technically not a zoo, per se. 严格而言不算是个动物园It's more of an interactive wildlife experience. 更像是种互动式野外体验- Let me ask you some questions about, is it, uh, Marcel. - Yes. -我想请教你几个关于马塞尔的问题 -好Does he, uh, fight with other animals? 他会和其他动物打架吗No, no. He's very docile. 不会的他非常温驯Even if he were cornered? 就算被逼进角落也不会吗Well, I don't know. Why? 我不知道干嘛这么问How is he at handling small objects? 他掌控小东西的能力如何He can hold a banana, if that's what you mean. 他会拿香蕉如果你是这意思的话What about a hammer or a small blade? 锤子或小刀呢Why would he need a blade? 他为何需要小刀Well, if he's up against a jungle cat or an animal with horns,如果他要对抗的是狸猫或有角的动物...you got to give the little guy something. 你总得给这小家伙武器防身Otherwise, it's just cruel. 否则就太残忍了- He got into San Diego. - What? -他能去圣地亚哥了 -什么We came back from our walk. The phone was ringing.... 我们散步回来听见电话铃响He's in. 他被录取了Did you hear that, Marcel? San Diego. San Diego. 听见没马塞尔圣地亚哥要你了You're making a big mistake here. San Diego's all well and good... 你大错特错了圣地亚哥环境良好没错but if you give him to me, 但如果你把他交给我I'll start him off against a blind rabbit . 我能训练他对抗瞎眼的兔子...and give you 20% of the gate. 而且给你百分之二十门票收入Where the hell've you been? 你到底跑哪儿去了Monica and I just crashed an embassy party. 我和莫妮卡刚混进了大使馆的派对- Are you drunk? - No. -你喝醉了吗 -才没有呢- I'm lying. I am so drunk. - Oh, God. -骗你的我醉醺醺的 -天哪Right, Monica, you know what? You could've called. 莫妮卡你该打电话回来的I have been up here, I've been worried...Monica. 我一直在家里担心你莫妮卡Water rules. 好过瘾Yes. Yes, it does. 没错没错Okay, look, the restaurant called. 餐厅今天又来电话了They wanna know if you're gonna be showing up for work. 他们想知道你还要不要去上班Nope. Going to the Big Apple Circus today. 不我今天要去纽约马戏团Okay Monica, what are you doing? 莫妮卡你在干什么You're gonna lose your job. This is not you. 你会丢了工作的你不是这样的人No, it is me. 不这正是我I'm not just the person who needs to fluff the pillows... 我并不只是那种必须拍松枕头and pay the bills as soon as they come in! 帐单一来立刻去缴款的人You know, when I'm with her, I'm so much more than that. 和她在一起我就超越了那种人I'm Monana. 我是莫娜娜Hello? Yes, she is. Hold on a second please. 喂对她在等等Monana, it's for you. The credit card people. 莫娜娜你的电话信用卡公司打来的Hello. 你好Yes? 是吗Oh, my God. 天呐- Thanks. - What? -谢谢 -怎么啦They've arrested Monica. 他们逮到莫妮卡了How are you? 你好吗Not too bad. Fortunately, blue's my color. 不太糟幸好我喜欢蓝色How did you know I was here? 你怎会知道我在这儿Because I'm Monica Geller. 因为我是莫妮卡·盖勒It was my credit card you were using. 你用的是我的信用卡That I was not expecting. 真是没想到I want you to know, it wasn't me who turned you in. 我想让你知道去报案的人不是我- Thanks. - No, thank you. -谢谢你 -不我要谢谢你You have given me so much. 你教会我太多东西if it wasn't for you, I would never have gotten to sing 如果不是你我永远不可能...... "Memories" on the stage at the Winter Garden Theater. 在冬园剧院的舞台上演唱《回忆》Well, actually, you only got to sing "Memo" 老实说你只开口唱了"回"而已I can't believe you're here. What am I gonna do without you? 我不敢相信你会在这失去你我该怎么办Who's gonna crash the embassy parties with me? 谁陪我混进大使馆的派对Who's gonna take me to the Big Apple Circus? 谁带我去纽约马戏团Monica, I started my day by 莫妮卡我开始新一天的方式peeing in front of 25 other women... 是在25个女人面前尿尿...and you're worried about who'll take you to the Big Apple circus?你却担心没人带你去看纽约马戏团演出Well, not worried, you know, just wondering. 不是担心只是迷惑There's nothing to wonder about, Monica. 没什么好迷惑的莫妮卡You're gonna go back to being exactly who you were, 你继续做你自己because that's who you are. 因为那才是真正的你- Not necessarily. - Yes, necessarily. -没必要吧 -很有必要I don't know what it is. Maybe it's the Amish thing. 我不知道为什么或许因为你是门诺教徒I'm not actually Amish. 我其实不是门诺教徒Really? Then why are you like that? 真的吗那为何你那么怪- You, by the door, in or out? - ln. -门旁边那个加不加入 -加入You in the back. You're getting it all wrong. 后面的你完全跳错了But at least I'm doing it. 至少我在跳This is the final boarding call for Flight 67... 这是飞往圣地亚哥67次航班的最后登机通知... to San Diego boarding at gate 42A. 登机口在42AOkay, goodbye, little monkey guy. All right, I wrote you this poem. 再见小猴子这是我给你写的诗Okay, but don't eat it till you get on the plane. 上飞机后才能吃Thank you, Aunt Phoebe. 谢谢你菲比阿姨Okay, bye, champ. 再见了棒小伙子Now, I know there's gonna be a lot of babes in San Diego, 我知道圣地亚哥那儿美女如云... but remember, there's also a lot to learn. 但记得要学习的还很多I don't know what to say, Ross. It's a monkey. 我不知该说什么罗斯他是只猴子Just say what you feel, Joey. 说出你的感觉就成了乔伊- Marcel, I'm hungry. - That was good. -马塞尔我饿了 -这句不错Marcel, this is for you. 马塞尔这是给你的It's just, you know, something... 你懂的留给你在...to do on the plane. 飞机上无聊时玩If you don't mind, I'd like to take a moment, just me and him. 如果不介意的话我想和他独处一会儿- Oh, sure. Absolutely. - Go ahead. -当然可以 -去吧Marcel, come here. Come here. Come here. 马塞尔过来过来过来Well, buddy... 小家伙...this is it. 就这样了Just a couple of things I wanted to say. 我只想说几句话I'm really gonna miss you. 我会想你的You know, I'm never gonna forget about you. 我永远不会忘记你的You've been more than just a pet to me. 在我心中你不只是一只宠物You've been more like a... Okay. Marcel. 你更是...马塞尔Would you leave my leg alone? 能放开我的腿吗Would you just stop humping me for two seconds? 就不能有一秒钟别乱来吗Marcel! Okay, would you just take him away? Just take him. 马塞尔...带他走好吗带他走吧Oh, that I were a glove upon that hand... 希望我是你手上的手套...that I might touch thy cheek. 这样我就能抚摸你的脸颊- That's fine. Thank you. - Next. -好了谢谢 -下一位I'll be reading for the role of Mercutio. 我来试演"马丘修"角色的- Name? - Holden McGroin. -名字 -侯登·麦克葛罗尼- Name? - Holden McGroin. 谐音holding my groin:握住我那里第一季第二十一集老友记So no one told you life was gonna be this way 没人告诉你生活会是这样your jobs a joke, you're broke, 你滑稽的工作你的差劲your love life's D.O.A. 你半途而废的爱情It's like you're always stuck in second gear, 就像开车卡在二档And it hasn't been your day, your week, your month, 每日每周每月or even your year, but 甚至每年都是如此I'll be there for you, 大雨倾盆时when the rain starts to pour. 我会陪伴你I'll be there for you, 我会陪伴你like I've been there before. 像我以前那样I'll be there for you, 我会陪伴你'cause you're there for me too. 因为你也陪伴着我。

经典美剧《老友记》-第六季-第二十一集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语

-Okay,Chandler. -Okay. -钱德 -好And your horoscope says: 你的星座运势说："On the 5th,a special someone will give you a gift." 本月5日某个特别的人会送你礼物Well,thank you in advance. 那就先谢了"But the 12th brings a lover's spat." 却会在12日引发口角You're going to make fun of my present. 你要取笑我送你的礼物Why would you do that? 为什么？Wait. "On the 19th, a secret crush announces itself." 19日有人会向你表白-Hey,guys. -Hey. 大家好It's Joey Tribbiani of Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. 天哪，是“麦克与吉事”的乔伊崔比亚尼That's right. It's your first day. 也对，你今天开拍Are you psyched to fight crime with your robot sidekick? 高不高兴要和机器人拍档打击假犯罪？Am I? The lead in my own TV series? 我高不高兴有自己的影集？I've dreamed about this for years! 我梦想好多年了Why have I not been preparing? 我为什么都没准备？You're gonna be great. 你一定会演得很棒But I gotta act with a robot. I know nothing about technology. 但我得跟机器人对戏我对科技一窍不通I can't even use Chandler's computer, except to find porn. 我只会用钱德的电脑找色情网站And that's only because it's there when you turn it on. 那还是因为那是首页Our spat will start early this month. 我们本月份的口角会提前发生I'll be waiting. 我等你The One Where Ross Meets Elizabeth's Dad 本集播出：“拜见父亲大人”23 你看封面选书？这样不对喔I'm deciding which one to use. I'm going to write another book. 不是，我想选一本来用我又要写书了Because the last one was such a big seller? 因为上一本很畅销？If you must know, I have written 14 books. 告诉你，我已经写了十四本书And as I'm the only one who has read them... 因为读者只有我一个I can tell you that they have been well received. 我可以告诉你们，反应很热烈But I lost all of them in the fire. 但是火灾把那些书都烧了So this one I'm gonna keep in an asbestos-lined box far away from Rachel.所以这本我要收在防火箱里放得离瑞秋远远的Who I forgive. 我原谅她What are you doing later? 你们等一下有事吗？Rachel and I have to get our hair cut. 瑞秋和我要去剪头发-We do? -I wanna see what he wants. -有吗？ -我想先知道他要干嘛Elizabeth's dad wants to meet me. 我刚得知伊丽莎白她爸想见我Wait a minute. Hold the phone. 等等，且慢You're not Elizabeth's dad? 你不是伊丽莎白的爸爸？That's the only one you get. 你只能亏我这一次And he hates me. 他讨厌我He asked Elizabeth why she'd want to go out with a guy... 他问伊丽莎白为何要跟一个who couldn't get a girl his own age. 不交同年龄女友的男人约会And what did she say to that? 那她怎么说？And that's yours. 你也不能再亏我了Come on. I really want this guy to like me. 拜托啦，我真的想让他喜欢我It would really help if you guys could make me look good. 你们要是能捧我一下就太好了-Of course we'll help. -Thanks. -我们当然会帮忙的啦。

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Hi,you guys. 我来了What's the matter? 怎么了？Well,it's just.. It's one of these situations that I just hate. 又是那种很讨厌的状况A massage client gave me three tickets... 有一个客人给我三张票to the Helmut Peltz Exhibit at the Morgan Chase Museum. 去摩根却斯博物馆看展览Now you're thinking you gotta sleep with him. 你觉得你得跟他上床No. No. It's just that he gave me three tickets and there are six of us. 不是，他给我三张票但是我们有六个人-I'll give up my ticket. -Me too. 我弃权我也是Okay. That's so generous. 你们真大方And I think Ross is generous too. 罗斯应该也很大方Great! Then it's just us girls. 太好了，那我们女生自己去-Great. -Yeah. 太好了So what is the exhibit? 是什么展览？It's mostly just photographs... 主要是...of lesbian love scenes interspersed with video games and free sandwiches. 女同志性爱摄影展还可以打电动，吃免费三明治Oh,man! 讨厌啦-Hi. -Hi. 讨厌啦Hey,Ross,listen. 罗斯Chandler got you out of going to the lesbian sandwich museum this weekend. 钱德说你周末不想去女同志三明治博物馆Thanks,but I have plans. Elizabeth and I are going out of town. 谢谢，我有节目了伊丽莎白和我要出城去-That's great! -Yeah. 太好了Think about all the money that you're gonna make. 你可以大赚一笔Why? What? 什么意思？Well,her father pays you for babysitting,right? 是她爸找你去当保姆对吧？That's funny. But maybe it's time to move on. 真好笑，但你们也该有所长进You know,let it go. Stop it! 别再闹了Besides,Rachel's going out with Elizabeth's father... 况且瑞秋在和她爸交往so he's much older than she is. 而他比她大多了Looks like I'm not the only one interested in fossils. 看来不只是我对化石有兴趣All that does is remind us that you're interested in fossils. 这种话只会提醒我们你对化石有兴趣Okay,okay. 好吧Rachel's gonna need to yell sweet nothings in his ear. 瑞秋想和他甜言蜜语可得用吼的-Ross? -Come on! That's funny. 罗斯拜托，这句很好笑啊Because he's gonna.. He's got,like,a hearing aid. 因为他戴助听器，因为…Because he's all old. 因为他很老One second. 失陪一下Okay,look,Ross. 听着，罗斯Just so you know, since Lizzie likes you so much... 因为丽莎很喜欢你I've accepted the fact that you're dating her. 我决定接受你们交往的事Really? That's great. 真的？太好了是啊Yeah,but then I changed my mind. 但后来我又反悔了I'm funny like that. 我就是这么善变So I told Lizzie,now I'm telling you. 我已经告诉她，现在我告诉你I don't want you seeing my daughter anymore. 我不希望你再和我女儿见面Look,I realize it upsets you. 好，我知道你很不高兴Yes,it does. 没错But Elizabeth and I are both adults... 但伊丽莎白和我都是成年人so I don't think there's anything you can do about it. 所以你也莫可奈何I'll tell the university about your relationship and have you fired. 我会告诉学校你们在交往让你被开除Oh,a man with a plan! 有备而来喔The One Where Paul's The Man 本集播出：“大逆转”52 好兴奋喔你的照片又要重回名人墙了He's got all the big actors. 就是啊，这里什么大明星都有It was so cool when I was up there. 之前在墙上时好快乐Me and Jim Belushi would just be cracking up about something. 我经常和吉姆贝路西说笑I get fired off Days of Our Lives and he takes me down. 后来我被“我们的岁月”开除照片被拿下来Now he's just laughing at me. 现在他都嘲笑我Look at him. That smug Belushi bastard! 你看那个自鸣得意的混蛋Okay. Maybe when they put your picture back up... 也许你可以挂在...they could put you by Matt Lauer. 麦特劳尔旁边Look at him just smiling at me. 你看他在对我微笑Yeah,I know. We'd be great together. 我知道，我们会很速配-So I'm back. -Who are you? 我回来了你是谁？Joey Tribbiani. 乔伊崔比亚尼From the wall? 我之前上过墙Okay, maybe this will jog your memory. 也许这样你会想起来Okay,anyway. 总之I'm ready to go back up on the wall. I'm the star of a new TV show. 我可以回墙上了我主演了一出新戏-Show me in the TV book. -It's not on TV yet. 哪一出？指给我看还没上档Well,then it's not on the wall yet. 那你就还不能上墙Okay,fine. I will bring you a tape. 好吧，我拿录影带给你看So,now,do you have any of Matt Lauer's clothes? 你手边有麦特劳尔的衣服吗？Maybe? Just ones that haven't been cleaned yet? 还没洗过的？God. 还没洗过的？I love museums. 我好喜欢来博物馆-Soaking up all the culture. -Yeah. 接受文化熏陶-Where do you want to start? -The gift shop! 要先去哪里？礼品贩卖部-And then lunch. -Yes,but I can't eat too much. 然后去吃饭好，但我不能吃太多Paul's taking me out to dinner tonight. He said he has a big surprise planned.保罗今晚要带我去吃饭他说会有个大惊喜Do you think maybe he's gonna tell you he's gay? 他会不会要说他是同性恋？What? No,why? 什么？为什么？No reason. That would just be a really big surprise,right? 不为什么，那样真的会很惊喜You could put the aisle over here and have the wedding ceremony over here. 红毯可以铺在这边然后在这边证婚I didn't know you could get married here. 原来这里可以结婚This would be a beautiful place to get married. 这里当礼堂的确很美But I wouldn't put the aisle there. And I would never have the ceremony there.但我不会把红毯铺在那边更不会在那边证婚You'd have the ceremony under a beautiful arch. 应该在这个漂亮的拱门下证婚May I help you? 有什么事吗？Sorry. Didn't mean to interrupt. It's just such a beautiful space. 抱歉打断你这里很美-Do you do a lot of weddings? -Yes,we're popular. 经常举办婚礼吗？是的，这里很受欢迎There's a two-year waiting list. Sorry. 预约已经排到2年后，抱歉Monica,you should put your name down for this place. 摩妮卡，你也应该去预约What? Are you crazy? 什么？你疯了吗？I'm not getting married. I'm not even engaged. 我又不结婚，我甚至还没订婚But there's a two-year wait. What if you get engaged in two years? 但反正要等2年要是你2年后订了婚Then you've got to wait another two years? 还得再等2年That's four years. Chandler's not gonna wait that long. 那就4年了钱德才不会等那么久He's gonna find somebody else. 他会去找别人Someone who did put their name on the list. 某个有预约的人It can't hurt to put your name down. 先预约又不会怎样If,in two years, you're not engaged, you just don't use it. 要是2年后没订婚就放弃不用I guess there is no harm in putting my name down. 先预约的确不会怎样I'm gonna do it too. 我也要预约Me too! 我也要-Really? Who would you marry? -I don't have anyone right now. 真的？你要嫁给谁？我不知道，我现在还没有对象Oh,Phoebe. 菲比Don't feel too sorry for me. At least my boyfriend isn't gay. 别为我难过至少我的男朋友不是同性恋Phoebe,that's not.. 菲比，你根本…Don't even get me started on yours. 别逼我批评你家那个-Did you watch the tape of my show? -I did. 你看过录影带了吗？看过了-Let's get me back up there. -You don't go up on the wall. 好，让我回墙上吧不行，你不能上墙-What? But you saw the show. -lt was very offensive to my people. 什么？但你看过我的戏了对，它冒犯了我的同胞Dry cleaners? 干洗店老板吗？Russians. It showed them as terrorists and villains. 俄国人它把他们演成恐怖分子和坏蛋Okay,okay. Look,you got Harrison Ford up there! 好，你看，你有哈里逊福特That's right. Mr. Ford is a very good customer. 没错，福特先生是个好顾客He brings us a lot of clothes. You bring nothing! 他带很多衣服来，你两手空空Okay,that may be true. 或许吧But in Air Force One,okay, the Russians were terrorists and evil! 但在“空军一号”里俄国人是恐怖分子，很邪恶And plus,he kills a bunch of them. That's offensive to Russians. 他还杀了一堆俄国人那样很冒犯你们-I've never seen it. -You should. It's great! 我没看过你应该要看，很赞This place is really beautiful. 这里真的好漂亮I've been coming here since I was a kid. This used to be my grandma's. 对啊，我从小就常来这里以前是我奶奶家The only thing I got from my grandmother was her eyes. 我只遗传了我奶奶的眼睛I mean,not her actual eyeballs. 我不是说她的眼珠子But people say that my eyes look... 大家都说我的眼睛…Do you wanna make out? 要不要亲热？Sure. 好啊Are you okay? 你还好吗？What's wrong? 怎么了？Yeah. I was just thinking about your father. 我只是想到你爸爸Well,whatever works for you. 只要你能兴奋就好No. 不是He just really freaked me out before. 他有点把我吓到了So we have to hide our relationship from one more person. 我们得再多瞒着一个人Big deal. 那又怎样Besides,we've had fun hiding it. 况且我们一直很乐在其中Yeah. 也对-Yeah? -You brought protection,right? 你有准备防护措施吗？Why,are there,like,bears or something? 怎么了？这里有熊吗？Protection. Yeah. No,yeah. That.. That I forgot. 你是说那个，没有，我忘了I can't believe I brought two cans of bug spray and forgot that. 我居然带了两瓶防蚊液却忘了带套子-I'll run to the store and get some. -I'm the guy. I'll get it. 那我去买不，我是男人，我去买-Do you know where the store is? -No. 你知道商店在哪里吗？不知道Do you wanna ride around town on my little pink bicycle? 你想骑粉红脚踏车逛大街吗？A little bit. 有点想I'll be back in 10 minutes. Get in the hot tub and I'll meet you there. 我10分钟后回来你先进浴缸里等我Okay. 好Oh,my God! What a great surprise! This is such a beautiful house! 天哪，好棒的惊喜这栋房子好漂亮Thank you. It used to be my mother's. This is the kitchen. 谢谢，这是我妈的房子这里是厨房-Hey,Chandler. -Hey,Joe. 钱德乔伊Everybody's gotta be doing something. 人总得找事情做You've reached Monica and Chandler's. 这里是摩妮卡和钱德的家If you're listening to this message, we're probably screening. 如果你听到这则留言我们可能在筛选电话Yeah,we are. 就是Hi,this is Hildy from the Morgan Chase Museum. 我是摩根却斯博物馆的海蒂I'm calling for Monica Geller. I wanted to let her know that there was a cancellation.我要找摩妮卡盖勒有人取消预约If she's still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding in our facility...如果她还想在我们这里办婚礼...it is available.. 现在有空了This is Chandler Bing! This is Chandler Bing! 我是钱德宾，我是钱德宾Yes,the groom. 是的，我是新郞No,not the groom! 不，我不是It's so secluded up here. 这里好幽静I know. That's why I like it here. 我知道，所以我喜欢这里I feel like we're the only two people in the world. 全世界好像只剩我们两个人Sorry. 抱歉What's the matter,honey? 怎么了？-Did you see a little mouse? -No! Big bear! Big bear outside! 你看到老鼠了吗？不是，大熊，外面有大熊I think I.. 你看到老鼠了吗？不是，大熊，外面有大熊-Actually,would you go check on that? -We don't have any bears here.你要不要…要不要去看一下？亲爱的，这里没有熊Well,okay. 好吧Would you get me a Diet Coke? 帮我倒杯健怡可乐好吗-Okay. Be right back. -Okay. 好，我马上回来好-What are you doing here? -What are you doing here? 你在这里干嘛？你又在这里干嘛？-I came with Paul! -Yeah. I recognized the ankles. 我是跟保罗来的我认出他的脚踝了-Where is Elizabeth? -She's at the store. 伊丽莎白呢？她去买东西-You make the girl go to the store? -Do I know where the store is? 你让女生去买东西？我知道商店在哪里吗？Hurry up. Get out. 快出来Here you go,honey. 拿去吧-Thank you! -Diet Coke. 谢谢你健怡可乐Ice. 冰块I need ice. 我要冰块Okay. 好-Thank you. -Be right back. 谢谢你我马上回来Okay. 谢谢你我马上回来You and your ice. 又是冰块这一招Get out! Get out! Go! Come on! 出来，快点No,not in there! Not in there! He's in there! 不行，他在那里面-Did you really hear a bear? -Go! 你真的听到熊叫了吗？进去啦Here you go,honey. 来了One Diet Coke with ice. 一杯加冰的健怡可乐Thank you. 谢谢I am so happy that you're here. 真高兴有你在-Here I am! -Elizabeth! 我回来了伊丽莎白Look! Elizabeth's here! 看，伊丽莎白来了Who were you talking to? 你在跟谁说话？You guys? 你们啊How did you know we were here? 你怎么知道我们在这里？She obviously saw the tire tracks leading up to the closed garage. 她一定是看到往车库的方向有轮胎痕Obviously. 是啊What are you doing here? 你来这里干什么？Did you come up here to work on that term paper or something? 你是来这里赶报告的吗？Yeah. 没错Well,why don't you go in that room and do your homework? 那你去那个房间写吧I wouldn't do it in there. That's my dad's bedroom. 我不会去那个房间写那是我爸的卧房That's your dad's bedroom. 那是你爸的卧房That's your dad's bedroom! 那是你爸的卧房Why are you yelling? 你干嘛这么大声？That Diet Coke,I think, just straight to my head! 这杯健怡可乐让我好highHi,honey. 亲爱的See you later. 待会儿见Wait. I bought groceries. I was gonna make you dinner. 我买了东西要帮你煮晚餐Well,next time,ask! 下次先问我Or at least wait for me to ask! 或等我先开口Hi,this is Hildy from the Morgan Chase Museum. 我是摩根却斯博物馆的海蒂-I'm calling for Monica Geller. -Oh,no. 我要找摩妮卡盖勒完了I wanted to let her know that there was a cancellation. 有人取消预约If she's still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding in our facility...如果她还想在我们这里办婚礼it is available.... 现在有空了Please. He didn't hear it! 拜托，他没听到，他没听到This is Chandler Bing! This is Chandler Bing! 我是钱德宾，我是钱德宾No! 不！Can I help you? 有什么事吗？Yeah,where's the guy who decides whose pictures go up on the wall? 决定谁能上墙的那个人呢？-He's not here right now. -You're kidding me! 他现在不在不会吧Make sure you tell him that Joey Tribbiani stopped by to drop off all these clothes. 记得告诉他乔伊崔比亚尼带了一堆衣服来I'm an actor. I'm trying to get my picture on the wall. 我是个演员我想让我的照片上墙You know,there are two people who could get your picture up there.其实有两个人能决定这件事Oh,really? 是吗？Well,maybe you and I go out for drinks. 也许我们应该去喝一杯You're the other one,right? 你是另外一个人吧？So,Lizzie, are you planning on staying the night? 丽莎，你今晚要留下来吗？No,no. Believe me, I'm leaving as soon as possible. 不，我要尽快离开Good. Not that we don't want you to stay. Obviously,you're welcome.那好…不是我们不要你留下来How much more homework do you have? 你还有多少功课？I just have one problem left that I do not know how to solve. 只剩一个问题不知道怎么解决Rachel, maybe you wanna come upstairs and help me figure it out?瑞秋，也许你可以上楼来帮我Really? 是吗？Okay. 是吗？Okay,I'll go upstairs... 好，我上楼if you get me something from the car. 你去车上帮我拿东西What do you need from the car? 你要拿什么东西？Surprise me. 给我惊喜啊Okay. 好So you're gonna be in the car! I will be upstairs! 你要去车上，我要去楼上That's where everybody's gonna be! 这就是目前的状况Just relax. Relax,Paul. You're doing great. 放轻松，放轻松你表现得很好She likes you. 她喜欢你I think she likes you. She likes you. 她…她喜欢你You know why? Because you're a neat guy. 为什么？因为你粉赞You are the man. 你是男子汉You are the man! 你是男子汉Still got it. 还是很有料Still sexy. 很性感You're just a love machine. 你是个爱情机器我是个爱情机器我只为你服务，宝贝你是个爱情机器Showtime. 上场了我是个爱情机器，宝贝上场了-Phoebe? -Yeah? 菲比-Have you seen Chandler? -No,why? 你有见到钱德吗？没有，怎么了？The museum called and said that there was a cancellation... 博物馆那个女人打来说有人取消预约and that we could move up our wedding. And Chandler heard. 我们可以提前举行婚礼结果钱德听见了I know. How bad is this? 就是啊，你觉得有多严重？Well,with a regular guy, it's bad. With Chandler, oh, dear God! 对一般男人来说很严重但是对钱德…我的天哪I know! And he totally freaked out. I can't find him anywhere! 我知道，他被吓到了我到处都找不到他-What are you gonna do? -I'm never going to listen to you again. 你要怎么办？反正我再也不听你的话了"What harm can it do if you put your name down?" “先预约又不会怎样”-Rachel said that. -Well,Rachel's not here! 那是瑞秋说的瑞秋不在这里You really think she put your picture up already? 她真的已经把你挂上去了？Did she put my picture up? 这是什么话？You kidding, after the date we had? 那次约会之后I wouldn't be surprised if she put 10 of my pictures up there. 她就算挂十张我都不会惊讶Except for the fact that I only gave her one. I don't know where she'd get the other nine.只不过我只给了她一张不知道她要去哪里再弄九张Here it is! 在这里Joey,why did you sign it "son of a bitch"? 乔伊，你为什么要签“混蛋”-I didn't do that. Who would do that? -Son of a bitch! 我没有啊，这是谁干的？Okay. Maybe ask this guy. 混蛋问他好了-You! Get out of my shop! -What did he do? 你，滚出我的店他做了什么？-He went out with my wife! -Joey! 他跟我老婆约会乔伊I did not go out with your wife! Okay? 我没有跟你老婆约会，好吗？I went out with her. 我是跟她约会That's my wife! 她就是我老婆I'm not pointing at her,no. I'm pointing at her. 我指的不是她，我指的是她"Zelda McMurray." 赛妲麦默瑞Who the hell..? How did she get up there?! 谁啊？她凭什么上墙？Get out! 谁啊？她凭什么上墙？-Well,we should go. -Yeah. 我们还是走好了Ross? 罗斯？罗斯？Elizabeth! 伊丽莎白Okay. I'm gonna go out this window. 好，我从窗户爬出去I'll meet you at the front door. Tell them you're going home. 我们前门见，你就说你要回家-Okay. -Wait! No,don't go in there! 好等等，别进去Don't go in there! I need another soda! 别进去！我还要喝汽水Ross! 罗斯Oh,my God,Ross! What in heaven's name are you doing here? 天哪，罗斯，你在这里干什么And that is why we cannot see each other anymore. 所以我们不能再见面了Ross, you and I are gonna have to have a little talk. 罗斯，我们得好好谈一谈-Daddy, I.. -You're next! 爸接着就是你Okay. I didn't know he was here. 好，我不知道他有来Let me just see if I got this straight. 让我把话问清楚I tell you to stay away from my daughter or I'll have you fired. 我叫你离我女儿远一点否则就让你被开除What you heard was: "Take my daughter... 结果你听到的是come up to my country house and ruin my weekend with Rachel." “带我女儿到我乡下的别墅” “破坏我和瑞秋的周末”-Please,Paul. Just let me explain. -No! Let me explain! Fired! -拜托，你听我说 -不，你听我说：开除Okay,fine. Fine. Have me fired. 好，开除就开除But I want you to know... 我只想你知道that you and I are not all that different. I mean... 我们也没那么不同I,too,am a "neat guy." 我也粉赞What? 什么？And I,too... 我也是...am "just a love machine." 爱情机器-Let me show you the guest room. -Okay. 我带你去客房I'm so sorry. Please stop freaking out. 对不起，你别再害怕了I'm not freaking out. 我没有害怕啊Why would I? A woman named Hildy called and said we were getting married. 我干嘛害怕？有个叫海蒂的说我们要结婚了But that happens every day. 但这是常有的事Honey,we were at this beautiful place... 亲爱的，那个地方很漂亮and I just put our names down for fun. 我只是预约好玩的-I mean,what's the harm in that? -Right here. -会怎样吗 -会这样Please don't think I was trying to pressure you. 钱德，你千万别以为我想逼婚-Phoebe and Rachel thought.. -Phoebe and Rachel? 菲比和瑞秋觉得… 菲比和瑞秋So the people that knew about our wedding before me were you...所以比我早知道我们要结婚的有你...Phoebe and Rachel, Hildy, and some band called the Starlight Magic Seven... 菲比和瑞秋海蒂和一个叫星光魔力的乐团who are available, by the way. 对了，他们也有空It was a mistake. 我错了Please don't take this to mean anything, because it doesn't. 我完全没有那个意思Okay. 好吧Really? 真的？Yes. If it really doesn't mean anything, because you know I'm not ready.如果你真的没有那个意思你知道我还没准备好I know. 我知道I know. 我知道Okay. 好All right. 好I'm gonna go tell Joey that you're back. 我去告诉乔伊你回来了We were really worried about you. 我们刚才好担心And that guy that never delivered his burrito? 不是有个人叫了卷饼没送来？He thought there was some sort of connection. 他以为跟那件事有关Did she buy it? 她相信了吗？Totally. 相信了-So did Hildy show you the place? -Yeah. It's beautiful. 海蒂有带你参观吗？有，那里好漂亮I can't believe you're gonna ask Monica to marry you. 你居然要跟摩妮卡求婚了I know. 就是啊-Hey,Gunther. -Take these cappuccinos to table 11. 阿甘把这些卡布奇诺端到11桌And that guy wants some biscotti. 那个男的要意大利脆棒I just actually came in for a cup of coffee. 我只是要外带一杯咖啡Do you still work here? 你还在这里打工吗？No. I quit a long time ago. 没有，我早就不做了Did I forget to tell you that? I'm sorry. 我没有告诉你吗？抱歉-Cool. I was gonna fire you anyway. -Great! 反正我也打算开除你太好了。

高中英语《Frinds老友记》第6季中英文对照完整剧本601 The One After Vegas素材

601 The One After Vegas[Scene: The Wedding Chapel, continued from last season. Chandler and Monica are about to get married.]Chandler:Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married!Monica: Are you sure you wanna do this?(Suddenly the doors burst open, and ROSS AND RACHEL COME OUT ARM-IN-ARM!!!!! And Rachel's carrying a bouquet!!! THEY GOT MARRIED!!!!)Ross: Well, hello, Mrs. Ross! (Throws some rice.)Rachel: Well, hello, Mr. Rachel! (Throws some more rice.)(They storm out into the street.)Rachel: Wait! (Gets her bearings) Okay!(She goes one way; he goes the other. The camera pans back to Chandler and Monica, and needless to say, they're standing there dumbstruck.) Monica: Whoa!Chandler: Oh my God!Joey: (entering with Phoebe) Come on Pheebs! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!Phoebe: Okay! Okay! Okay! (They run into the chapel.)(Chandler and Monica are stunned again.)Chandler: Oh my God!! Is everybody getting married?!!(Phoebe and Joey run back out and head towards the street.) Attendant: (scolding them) N-No running in the chapel!Phoebe:(to her) Hey! Don’t you give me any of your—Hey! (Sees Chandler and Monica standing there.)Chandler: Hey!Joey: Hey!Monica: What are you guys doing here?Joey: Ross and Rachel left us a message saying they were getting married! Isn’t that why you guys are here?Chandler: Yes! Well that-yes.Monica: Why else would we be here?Joey: Well! What happened?! Did we miss it?Chandler: We actually missed it.Phoebe:Well, maybe you wouldn’t have had y ou (turns to the attendant) run in the chapel!Monica: This is insane!Phoebe:What’s the big deal, y’know? It’s not like it’s a real marriage.Chandler: What?!Phoebe:Yeah, if you get married in Vegas, you’re only married in Vegas.Monica:What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas you’re married everywhere.Phoebe: (shocked) Really?! 601 离开拉斯维加斯Okay! 就这么着! 我们要结婚了!你确定你愿意吗?Well.你好,Ross太太!Well,你好,Rachel先生!等等! Okay!Whoa!Oh my God!快点Pheebs! 快! 快! 快! 快!Okay! Okay! Okay!Oh my God!! 所有人都要结婚吗?!!不要在教堂里跑!Hey! 别给我讲你们那些... Hey!Hey!你们来这干吗?Ross和Rachel留了口信说，他们要结婚!你们不是为这事来吗?是的! 那-是的.还会有别的原因吗?Well! 都发生什么了?! 我们错过了吗? 实际上我们也错过了.Well, 如果能在教堂里跑的话就不会了! 这也太疯狂了!没什么大不了的, y'know?这也不算真正结婚.什么?!Yeah, 要是你在Vegas结婚,你就只是在Vegas时算已婚.你说什么呢?要是你在Vegas结婚你在哪都是已婚.真的?!当然!Ohhh!我们怎么会在一张床上?不知道. 你-你身上有衣服吗?有.真的?!没!但我们没做爱, 是吗?我是说, 昨晚的事我记不清了,简直就是模糊一片.Oh! 我记得笑! 我可笑的够多的.我们也没做爱.Ohh, 我们醉得可以.Monica: Yeah!Phoebe: Oh my God!—Eh! Well…Opening Credits{Transciber’s note: In case you haven’t heard, Courteney Cox got married to David Arquette during hiatus and changed her name to Courteney Cox Arquette. But David was a busy boy during the off season for not only did he marry but everyone else as well. For they’re all listed as Jennifer Aniston Arquette, Lisa Kudrow Arquette, in an interesting twist Matt LeBlanc Arquette, Matthew Perry Arquette, David Schwimmer Arquette, and even the creators of the show are now David Crane Arquette and Marta Kauffman Arquette. I just wonder what the new sleeping arrangements are…}[Scene: Rachel’s hotel room, she’s waki ng up with a horrendous hangover.]Rachel: Ohhh! (Looks in the mirror and sees that she still has her mustache and groans.)(Suddenly, there’s movement beside her, startling her. It’s Ross! He wakes up and they both start screaming in terror. Then they both grab their heads having aggravated their hangovers.)Ross: Why are we in bed together?Rachel:I don’t know. Do-do you have any clothes on?Ross: (checks) Yeah.Rachel: Really?!Ross: No! But we-we didn’t have…sex-uh, did we? I mean, I don’t remember much about last night, it was such a blur.Rachel: Oh! I remember laughing! I laughed a lot.Ross:And we didn’t have sex.(Rachel agrees with him and starts to get out of bed.)Rachel:Ohh, I mean, we were really drunk. I’m just glad we didn’t do anything stupid.Ross: (getting up) Tell me about it. (He sits up on the edge of the bed and has "Just Married" written on his back.)[Scene: The breakfast buffet, P hoebe is already sitting at the table as Joey enters.]Joey:Mornin’ Pheebs. (Sits down.) Well, my m ovie has officially been canceled.Phoebe:Oh Joey, I’m so sorry. You want some of my breakfast? Joey:Nah, I’m too depressed to eat. I’ll probably eat in like 5 minutes. So I guess I’ll just fly home with you guys, what time’s your flight?Phoebe: What about my cab?Joey:I don’t need that anymore.Phoebe: No, Joey! You borrowed my cab; you have to drive it back. Joey:I don’t want to drive all the way back by myself, I get so lonely. (Gets an idea.) Oh—ooh! How about you come with me?Phoebe:I don’t know, it’s such a long trip.Joey:It’ll be great! We-we could talk, and play games! Huh? This could be our chance to like renew our friendship. 但很庆幸我们没做什么蠢事.那还用说.早啊Pheebs.Well, 我的电影正式取消了.Oh Joey, 我很抱歉.你要吃我的早餐吗?不了, 我太沮丧了，吃不下去.我大概得5分钟后才吃得下.我想我能跟你们一起飞回去了,你的航班是几点?我的出租车怎么办?我不需要了.不行, Joey! 你借了我的车,就得把它开回去.我可不想自己开车回去,会很孤单的.Oh?ooh! 你跟我一起怎么样?我不知道, 路可够远的.会很棒的! 我们可以聊天, 玩游戏! Huh? 这可是咱俩更新友情的好机会.你想让我来一次友谊复兴?是的?好吧. 尽管我不认为这有必要,我一直都很爱你.Hi!Hey.So, 谁跟Geller博士夫妇说过话了吗? Um-hmm, yeah. 他们给我留了口信,他们应该来了.招待呢?! 我饿死了!这是自助餐 man.Oh, 我就在这上把我的钱都找回来!听着, 我得和你谈谈.好! 怎么了?Monica和我昨晚差点结婚了.Oh my God! 这是大事!等等, 我怎么没被邀请?谁是你的伴郎? 别说, "Ross." 不要说, "Ross."Look, 我认为Monica还不到时候!Y’know? 我是说，我爱她但看见Ross和Rachel从教堂里出来，就像, 就像个醒钟，告诉我Monica和我进展得过快了. Y’know?我怎么才能告诉她，还使她不受打击? Oh! 告诉她，她不是结婚的料.什么?!姑娘们总这么说我! 相信我,Chandler:Yes, we don’t get married unless there’s a sign! Okay, so say uh, say you roll another eight (motions to the craps table) then there’s a definite sign that we should get married. Monica: All right, eight we get married, but 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12 we don’t get married.Chandler: Sounds great.Monica: Okay. (They approach the craps table.)Croupler: Coming in, we got a shooter! Money please.Monica: Ready?Chandler: Ready!Monica: (sarcastic) Come on eight.Chandler: (deadpan) Yes, yes eight.(Monica rolls the dice.)Croupler: Eight! Easy eight. (She rolls a 3 and a 5 and they’re stunned.)Monica:Wow! I can’t believe I actually rolled an eight. Chandler: That was so unlikely. Well, let’s get married! I guess. Monica:Wait a minute. That wasn’t a hard eight! Last night I rolled a hard eight.Chandler:That’s right! It was the wrong kind of eight, no wedding! Damnit!Monica: I wanted it so bad! (Pause) Wanna go pack?Chandler:Yeah. (They go pack.) We’re doing the right thing, right? Monica: Ohh, of course we are! (They walk up to the elevators.) We left it up to fate. (Pushes the elevator button.) If we were supposed to get married there would be a clear-cut sign. (The elevator door opens to a priest reading from a bible with Chandler and Monica standing side-by-side holding each other’s hands.)[Scene: Phoebe’s cab, Phoebe and Joey are driving back. Phoebe is driving while Joey is sleeping.]Phoebe: Okay, you have 19 questions left. Use them wisely. (Joey groans.) Come on Joey! You can’t win if you don’t ask any (sees that he’s asleep) QUESTIONS!!!Joey: (wakes up) What?!Phoebe:Well, you promised me a fun road trip! We’ve been on the road six hours and you’ve been asleep for five and a half! We are switching at the next rest stop and you are going to drive all the way back! That will be your punishment, you greedy sleeper!Joey: All right. All right.Phoebe: Yeah! And until then you are going to sing to me because the radio’s broken and you are selfish but have a nice voice.Joey:Really? I don’t…Phoebe: Sing!!Joey:(starts singing) I wanna rock and roll all night! (Falls asleep.) [Time lapse, Phoebe is asleep, Joey’s driving and having a hard time staying awake.]Joey: (to himself) Man, this is a long drive! Are my eyes open? No! (He opens his eyes and sees a hitchhiker.) 什么?!Well, 你许诺了旅途会有意思!我们开了 6 个点了你却睡了5个半点!下个休息站换你开车你得开完剩下的路!这是对你的惩罚, 你这个贪睡虫!好吧. 好吧.Yeah! 还有到站之前你得唱歌给我听因为收音机坏了，你虽自私却有副好嗓子.真的吗? 我没有..唱!!我想狂舞一整夜!'Man, 路可够长的! 我眼睛睁着呢吗? 没有!'早!Hey!Hey, 老公!实际上um, 我想跟你谈谈关于废除注册的事?Uh-huh.我不要做.Okay! 那, 我们就保持结婚状态.对, 正确!我还会让别人叫我Geller夫人!Wow! 这真是奇妙.我uh, 我还想可能得劝你一阵呢. Okay,我现在害怕了，因为我不认为你在说笑.我没有开玩笑. 我, 我不能有三次失败的婚姻.不能. Okay? 我不要做那种人!什么，那我们就这么结婚到永远?! Okay, 这能对你有什么影响? 说真的? 你就是偶尔填些表，看信箱时不再是称呼女士而是夫人! 都差不多嘛! Ohh, okay, 对不起. 你对. 你知道吗? 我们当然能保持已婚,因为我没注意，我们的信箱分隔两地呢. 好吧, 请你, 用一点时间想想你到底在求我干什么.我在求你帮忙.你在求我做你的妻子!作为妻子，我想你该帮这个忙.飞机上那小子踢得我不轻.Well 你确实拽他头发了.他拿了我的点心![Time lapse, Phoebe is still asleep only Joey is now passed out next to her and the car’s still moving. She wakes up, sees Joey, and screams.]Hitchhiker: (driving) Morning! (Phoebe screams again.)[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is on the couch as Ross enters.] Ross: Hey!Rachel: Hey, hubby!Ross:Yeah. Yeah, actually um, I wanted to talk to you about that whole annulment thing?Rachel: Uh-huh.Ross:I’m not going to do that. (Rachel glares at him.) Commercial Break[Scene: Central Perk, continued from earlier. Rachel starts laughing.]Rachel:Okay! So, we’ll just stay married.Ross: Yes, exactly!Rachel: And I will make everyone call me Mrs. Geller!Ross:Wow! This is so amazing. I uh, I really thought I’d have to talk you into this more.Rachel:Okay, see now I’m scared because I don’t actually think you’re kidding.Ross:I’m-I’m not kidding. Look I-I, I can’t have three failed marriages. I can’t. Okay? I-I am not gonna be that guy!Rachel: What-wh-what so we’ll just stay married forever?!Ross: Okay, look, how is this gonna affect you? Really? I mean you fill some form out once and a while and instead of checking the box that says Ms you check the box that says Mrs.! It’s right next to it!Rachel:Ohh, okay, I’m sorry. You’re right. Y’know what? We absolutely can stay married, because I was under the impression that the boxes were far away from each other. All right, look, just please, take a moment here and think about what you’re asking of me. Ross:I’m asking you to do me a favor.{Note: Does anyone else want to smack Ross right about now? Raise your hands. Okay, put them down before you stink out the person next to you.}Rachel: You are asking me to be your wife!Ross: And as my wife I think you should grant me this favor. [Scene: The hallway, Chandler is helping Monica to the door.] Monica: That kid really kicked me hard on the plane.Chandler: Well you did pull his hair.Monica: He took my snack!Chandler:I’m not getting into this again!Monica:Okay! Oh God, y’know what? It’s really bad.Chandler: Well, I told you not to walk. Here. (Picks her up.) There. Okay. (He opens the door, carries her across the threshold, stops, backs out, and lets go of Monica who is only holding on by his neck.) Monica:This doesn’t mean anything, does it?我不想再争论一次了!Okay! Oh God, 你知道吗? 情况真的不好.Well, 我说了你不要走路.来，来. Okay.这不代表什么, 对吗?不代表!Okay.你怎么让人随便搭车?! 他可能是个强奸犯,强奸犯或者杀人犯什么的!你想我能不在他上车前问清楚吗?!你知道? 我不要跟你说话! 你睡觉去吧! 你, 你是强奸犯吗?!不是!你喜欢汽车游戏吗?喜欢, 你知道车牌游戏吗?我爱车牌游戏!Ooh, 我要玩! 我要玩!不-不! 你需要睡觉. 晚安! Shh!Hey!Hey!听着, 我知道你想谈谈,但我有个主意让你想结婚.我们注册, 你得到所有礼物!不! Ross, 拜托了! 不! 听着,我想了很久怎样告诉你，归根结底, Ross, 我们不能就这样结婚.我不知道这是否正确.Oh 但-这是正确的!Oh, okay, 你知道这是什么?这是另一种观点.而当这发生在婚姻中...Oh Ross, 得了! 这不是, 这不是婚姻!! 这是最糟糕的宿醉反应!Ross, 如果你不去废除, 我会的!好吧. 好吧, 我去.谢谢. Hey-hey umm, uh, 你说,有没有废除注册前的庆祝会?（有礼物收）等等! 这就是那个火车站!我就在这下. Well, 我有你的地址和电话.我有你的名字，还有就是你是个漂流者, 所以（约会）主动权在你手上.好吧, 再会Pheebs.拜托Pheebs! 我受不了了!跟我说话吧! 让我弥补过失. Huh? Ground control to Major Tom.Chandler: No!Monica: Okay.[Scene: Phoebe’s cab, she’s driving, Joey’s in the back seat, and the hitchhiker is riding up front with Phoebe.]Phoebe: (To Joey) How could you pick up a hitchhiker?! He could be a rape—(She holds her hand in front of the hitchhiker’s face), a rapist or a killer or something!Joey:Don’t you think I asked him that before he got in?! Phoebe:Y’know what? I’m not talking to you! You go back to sleep! (To the hitchhiker) And you, are you a rapist?!Hitchhiker: No!Phoebe: Do you like car games?Hitchhiker: Y eah, y’know the license plate game?Phoebe: I love the license plate game!Joey:Ooh, I’ll play! I’ll play!Phoebe:No-No! You need your sleep. Night-night! Shh! (She closes the partition.)[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is entering.]Ross: Hey!Rachel: Hey!Ross:Listen, I know you wanted to talk to me, but I have an idea that may make you want to stay married. (Rachel shakes her head.) We register, and you get to keep all the presents!Rachel:(thinks about it for a second) No! Ross, come on! No! Listen, look I thought a lot about how to tell you this and the bottom line, Ross, is we can not stay married.Ross:I don’t know if it’s true.Rachel: Oh b-b-but it is!Ross:Oh, okay, y’know what this is? This is a difference of opinion. And when that happens in a marriage...Rachel: Oh Ross, come on! This is not, this is not a marriage!! This is the world’s worst hangover! Ross, listen, if you do not get this annulment, I will!Ross:All right. All right, I’ll do it.Rachel: Thank you. (He goes to leave.) Hey-hey umm, uh, is there, is there any such thing as an annulment shower?(Ross turns and leaves.)[Scene: Phoebe’s cab, it’s the same arrangement as before.] Hitchhiker: Wait! Wait! There is the train station!Phoebe: Oh, okay.Hitchhiker: This is where I get off. Well, I have your address and phone number.Phoebe:And I have your name and the fact that you’re a drifter, so the ball’s pretty much in your court.Hitchhiker: All right, see ya Pheebs. (Gets out and Phoebe drives away.)Joey: Come on Pheebs! I can’t take this anymore! Let-let me make it up to you. Huh? (Starts singing.) Ground control to Major Tom. Commencing countdown, engines o n. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on!打住! 打住! 这不公平!你知道我不能抗拒这么美的嗓音! Pheebs, 对不起!我知道我许诺一个愉快的旅途我却没履行.但我现在知道了你认为保持清醒对友谊很重要!那我就力求一直清醒，只要我还认识你. 你还是能在晚上睡觉的.Well, 谢谢. 那, 我们能玩20个问题了吗?我有个好问题!我从到堪萨斯时就开始想这个问题.Okay. 是种热三文治吗?对.是‘肉团潜水艇三文治’?难以置信! 你太棒了!Huh, 有意思. 你们看起来像要成为.. 不, 别说出来! 也不许想!好吧. Okay Chandler, 享受你的这个麻烦鬼吧.好吧, 我们是不是, 就结婚算了?我们是不是应该就结了?所有征兆都在告诉我们去结婚.我受不了征兆了! 这太快了,现在这样，我就挺幸福的!我也是!我不想改变! 你呢?不想!那好了, 什么都不变! 一切都很好!就保持原状! 你去整理行李吧因为皮箱都在那放三天了，我快被逼疯了!Jeez, 放松点! 又不是让我们结...ah-ah!!我在想, 要是我uh, 在这整理行李怎么样?那你的东西就都在这边了.Well, 要是我的东西都放在这呢?那你就得来回跑了,我是说这根本没意义.Okay. 我们住一起怎么样，你明白我在说什么吗?一起住?这可没什么征兆.Commencing countdown, engines on. Take your protein pills and put your helmet on!Phoebe:Stop it! Stop it no! That’s not fair! Y’know I can’t resis t that beautiful voice!Joey: Pheebs, I am so sorry! I know I promised you a fun road trip with your friend and I didn’t deliver. But-but-but now I know that you think being awake is an important part of friendship! So, so, so I will strive to-to stay awake for as long as I know you. Phoebe: You can still sleep at night and stuff.Joey:Well, thank you. So, can we play 20 Questions now? I’ve got a really good one! I’ve been thinking about it since Kansas. Phoebe: Okay. Is it a kind of hot sandwich?Joey: Yes.Phoebe: Is it a meatball sub?Joey: That is incredible! You are the master![Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Chandler and Monica are there and Rachel is arranging a bouquet of flowers, pricks her finger on a thorn, throws the bouquet over her head, and those you who are quicker than some already know that Monica is the one who catches it.]Rachel:Huh, that’s funny. You look like you’re gonna be the…Monica:No, don’t say it! Don’t even think it!Rachel: All right. Okay Chandler, enjoy your handful. (Exits.) Chandler: All right, should we just, should we just get married? Y’know? I mean should we just do it? All the signs are telling us to do it.Monica:I’m sick of the signs! It’s too fast, I’m happy the way things are!Chandler: Me too!Monica:I don’t want things to change! Do you?Chandler: No!Monica: All right then, then nothing changes! Everything is great! Everything stays the same! And you go unpack because it’s been three days and it’s driving me insane!Chandler:Jeez, relax! It’s not like we’re mar-ah-ah!! (Runs out.) Chandler:(entering, slowly) Y’know I was thinking, what if I uh, unpack here?Monica: Then all your stuff would be here.Chandler: Well, what if all my stuff was here?Monica:Then you’d be going back and forth all the time, I mean it doesn’t make any sense.Chandler:Okay. What if we lived together and you understand what I’m saying?Monica: Live together? There have been no signs for that. Chandler: Me asking is kind of a sign.Monica: YES!!!!!!!!Chandler: Okay!!!!!(And the crowd goes wild! Well, at least the live studio audience.) Monica: Yes! Okay! Okay! Wait-wait-wait! 我问也算是征兆吧.好!!!!!!!!Okay!!!!!好的! Okay! Okay! 等等!Okay.这是给你的钥匙Oh 谢谢.给你钥匙. 好吧, 你得给它洗礼一下! 现在, 出去然后再进来!这门可五年没锁了, 但没关系!准备好了?!是的!Okay, 小问题.钥匙折在孔里了，我进不去了!等等! Oh my God! 我出不去了!这可不是征兆!不, 不是征兆! 这钥匙太旧了!这钥匙太旧了!Oh my G od 旧的!I love you!I love you!你现在拥抱门呢吗.没有.Yeah-yeah, 我也没.Hey!Hey, 注册废除的顺利吗?Oh,是, 没问题. 都处理好了.Ross, 谢谢. Hey, 你们想去看电影吗? Oh yeah, 干吗不?Pheebs?不谢谢, 我看过一场了.Okay, umm, 我去拿件上衣.Okay.你uh, 你想听点奇怪的事吗?一直都想.我没废除注册.什么?!我们还是夫妻! 别告诉Rachel.回见.献给真正新婚的 Courteney 和 David. 你干吗呢?钥匙堵在锁里了.我能修. 等会.让地儿. 让地儿.还是不行啊.还没完事呢.Oh.干得好Joe! 你可真像个锁匠.(Joey goes back into the apartment, runs back into the hallway, throws his shoulder against the door, and knocks it down off it’s hinges.) Chandler:Nice job Joe! You’re quite the craftsmen.(Joey pats him on the stomach and heads to bed.)End。

经典美剧《老友记》-第六季-第三集-字幕-对白-纯英文-看美剧学英语

Check it out,this is unbelievable!Joey's been holding his breath for almost four minutes. You trying to kill me?-I want to ask you something. -What?Since I'm moving out, and you're so beautiful...how about I move in with you?That would be great, but what do we do about Denise?-Who's Denise? -My roommate.Your roommate?Yes,Denise. Denise!What is with the secrecy,Phoebe?What about Denise? She cute?How can you have a roommate that we don't know about? Because you never listen to what I say.I talk about her all the time. Denise!I'm gonna have an extra room over at my place.-That's true. -Move in with me.We can stay up late talking, and watch movies.You know about naked Thursdays, right?Yeah,yeah. I think I'll find my own place.Hey! I thought naked Thursdays was just our thing,man. The One With Ross' Denial23Oh,that.She took it really well.-You didn't tell her,did you? -No.Because you're in love with her.I am not in love with her. She was upset about having to move out. If she knew we were still married, she'd have been more upset.So I comforted her. As a friend.You "comforted her"?Nothing. I just gave her a hug.A classic sign of love, the hug.It's also a sign of friendship.Not in your case, "Lovey Loverson."It was a hug. Okay?A simple hug.I was a friend being a friend to a friend.Use the word "friend" more.Did you,or did you not, smell her hair?Smell her hair?What if I did?Ninety percent of a woman's pheromones come out of her head. That's why women are shorter.So that men will fall in love when they hug them.Come on,Ross, you're a scientist.I was hugging her as a friend.It's not my fault her hair got in my face.She's got a lot of it, and it smells all... all...coconutty.What? It doesn't mean I have feelings for Rachel.Maybe it means I have feelings for coconuts.Okay,but be careful. Rachel's not in the same place you are.If the place you're referring to is being in love...she is in the same place as me, because I am not in that place.I didn't understand that.Maybe that's because you were speaking the secret language of love. -A guy just called for you. -Who was it?I don't know. How about "Thanks for taking the message"?When you move in...Rachel's room will be empty. Let's talk about what to do with it.I think we should have a beautiful guest room...with a mahogany sleigh bed and bedside tables with fresh flowers. And comment cards so people could tell us how great their stay was.I really haven't thought about it that much.Well,I like that idea... obviously.I was thinking maybe... maybe it could be a game room.You can buy old arcade games, like Space lnvaders and Asteroids... for $200. The real ones. The big,big,big ones!No.You mean "No" as in:"What an interesting idea. Let's discuss it before we reject it."I'm sorry.Interesting idea. But no.So that's it?I just don't think arcade games go in a beautiful guest room...filled with antiques.Which is why Asteroids is perfect. It's the oldest game.What's wrong with a beautiful guest room?I'm not against it.Especially since everybody we know lives about 30 seconds away. Are you mocking me?No,I'm not mocking you or your beautiful guest room.怎么了？Monica and l had a stupid fight.You're still moving in together, right? My ad came out today. "Wanted: Female roommate, nonsmoker,nonugly."Nice.I figured it'd be more interesting to have a female roommate. Someone I could learn from. Someone who's different than me. And what's more different than me, a guy who's not 19...than a girl who is 19?Not just a hatrack,my friend.Phoebe,I have to ask you..I'm swamped right now.You're just staring into space.I'm trying to move that pencil.-This one? -lt worked!Phoebe,this whole apartment thing is a nightmare.Anything I can afford comes with a roommate who is a freak. Look. "Wanted: Female roommate, nonsmoker,nonugly."That's probably some 12-year-old kid trying to get girls to call. There's nothing. This city is full.Wait! Look at this!"Two bedroom,two bath. Must be nonsmoker. Satan worshipers okay." Yeah,but it's on the ground floor.-Rach,you still looking for a place? -Yeah,why?This guy,Warren,from the museum is going on a dig for two years.He's got this great place he needs to sublet. You interested?Great! I'd love to live at Warren's. I love Warren!Oh,wait. Is he the guy that asked you for naked pictures of me?That doesn't matter, he won't be there!-Thank you! -Don't thank me.Thank the volcano that erupted thousands of years ago...killing, but perfectly preserving, an entire civilization.Here's Warren's number.This is great. I'm gonna call him right now! Thank you!Okay, you go call him.I saw it.What are you talking about?I'm talking about what you already know but won't admit.You love her again. You re-love her.I do not re-love her.I can't believe you won't just admit it.Promise me you won't do anything stupid.We're just friends now. Why would I do anything stupid?The apartment is already subletted.It's hopeless. I'll never find anything.Live with me.-What? -What?!What?Are you serious?I would love to live with you. That's great. Thank you.I'm just glad I could help you out.Wow,I'm so happy for you guys. This is so, so, not stupid.Ross, you have no idea what this means to me.I was gonna be homeless. You just saved me. You're my hero. Hero? I don't know. Well, all right.I have to go tell Monica what a wonderful brother she has.Oh,please.You're gonna say things now, aren't you?No. No,I won't.But I should tell you this.The same thing happened to my roommate,Denise.She moved in with a guy who was secretly married to her.He said he didn't love her, but he really did. And it just blew up.And that's how she ended up living with me.Okay, that's a lie.-You don't have a roommate. -Denise!No one ever listens to me!Listen,I'm sorry about before. I don't need a game room.I only played those games because I couldn't get girls. Now I can get.. Now I have you.No,not that I think I have you...or think of you as property in any sort of way. I see women....Stop it,Chandler.I'm sorry too.-Really? -Yeah. Oh,yes.We can think of something to do with the room together.Great idea. We can easily think of a way for us both to enjoy the room. Totally.-We don't have to decide now. -Good.Let's think about changes we can make in the living room. Changes?We'll have to move some furniture to make room for my chair.You're bringing the Barcalounger over here?Is that a problem?It's just that they're a set and should stay together.That's cool. I'll bring them both over.You're taking them away from their home.I get it. I get nothing. Nothing here is mine. Everything is yours.I'll get up in the morning,put on your clothes and go off to work! Yeah,that's it. Everything will be mine. Nothing will be yours.I'm talking about the Barcalounger.It doesn't match. Where will it go?In the game room!It is not my fault your chairs are incredibly ugly.That's fine.I won't bring the chairs. I won't bring anything!I wouldn't want to ruin the ambiance over here at grandma's place! Everything on your application looks really good.Just one last question.Will your friends be over here, partying and hanging out?Don't worry. I'm not a party girl.Don't just be blurting stuff out.I want you to really think about your answers.Call off the roommate search. Hi. I'll be living here.Ignore him. He's just some guy who wants the apartment.But he's not going to get it.You took down the shower curtain?That thing was a hazard!I'm very safety conscious.I was just clearing some space for your stuff.Thanks.But listen,Monica and Chandler had a big fight and they're not moving in. What do you mean, not moving in? They're still moving in, right?No, they just had a big blowout over what to do with my room.Over a stupid room?I feel kind of bad for them,but now I don't have to move in here!Oh, no. Yeah, that part's great.What's all this about you guys fighting?Is this really over a room?That is so silly.-We can handle this. -Apparently not.And I can't stand by and watch two people I care about so much...be hurt by something that is so silly.Enough of the silliness.Tell her to stop being silly.好Two very good points.I've known you both a long time.And I've never seen either of you one-millionth as happy... as you've been since you got together.Do you really want to throw that all away over a room? That is so silly.What's more important,love...or silliness?Well,we are fond of the silliness.But we also have a soft spot for the love.-Love is the best medicine. -That's "laughter."-Why do you do it? -I don't know.Now, Chandler, you want to live with Monica, right? Yeah, I do.And,Mon,you want to live with Chandler?Yes.A verbal contract is binding in the state of New York!So I understand you're looking for a place?No, I'm staying put.I was going to offer you my apartment.Why? Where you going?I don't know.瑞秋You won't believe it.Monica and Chandler are moving in again.That's great news, right? I mean, for them, right?But on the bright side, we get to be roommates again.Yeah. You know,about that....I really appreciate your offer to let me move in and everything... but don't you think it'll be weird?Why? Why would it.... Why would it be weird?Well, you know, because of us.Because of our history.No!No,no!It would only be weird if we were still in "that place."Are you still in that place?-No,not at all. -Good. Me neither.So it's not a problem.We're just two friends who happen to be roommates.Okay, but eventually you and I will be dating.Really? We are?Yeah. I'll have a boyfriend and you'll have a girlfriend.That'd be great.But if you think it'll be okay, we'll just work out a system.It'll be like in college. I'll hang a sign on the door:"Come back later. I'm getting lucky."Yeah,I didn't think of that.So are you sure about this whole moving-in thing?It's a really big step. And what's the rush?That's very funny.He's being silly because he knows we enjoy the silliness.No,I'm serious. Think about it. You move in.You start fighting over game rooms. Next thing you know, you break up. It was just a stupid fight about a room.There are no stupid fights!This isn't about the room.This is about what the room represents.And unfortunately, this room could destroy you!-I'm not so worried. -Me neither.Fine. It's your life!I just don't want to see you break up.Which you will do if you move in together.But if that's what you want, there's nothing I can do.Don't do it!-You still want to move in together? -Of course.Ross didn't scare you?Scared me out of wanting to live with him.-I gotta show you something. -Okay.Oh,my God! Someone's killed Square Man!The Barcalounger can go here.You can see the TV,and it's still walking distance to the kitchen.Oh,that's so sweet.I want to show you something too.You know those big road signs that say "merge"?I thought we could get one of those signs and hang it over our bed. Because that's you and I together."Merge!"-I love that! -Really?"No!"I found you in my bedHow'd you wind up there?You are a mysteryLittle black curly hairLittle black,little black, little blackLittle black curly hairIf you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows... please give me money so I can buy a computer.Where are the other guys?Well,Monica and Chandler are occupied.-Fighting? -The other thing.It's great they worked things out.There's no breaking them up, is there?Can I borrow the key to your house so I can go make a copy? -Here. -Thank you.Are you sure? Once I make a copy, there's no turning back. Yeah, I'm sure. Now get out of here before I change my mind. You think moving in with Rachel is a good idea?I've been back and forth.Well,maybe you should go back.She moves in, and before you know it...you're right where you don't want to be,back together.I don't think so. She's already talking about dating other guys.That's not going to work out. She'll come home all weepy...and you'll be telling her, "Oh, that's okay. You'll find someone." And then, bam! She finds you!Maybe you're right.Ross,she is definitely gonna fall in love with you again.Is that what you want?Is that what I want?Yes.Here she comes. I'm gonna make your life much easier.The place was closed, so I'll copy it later.Or not.Why don't you move in with me?Whoa, Joey!Look, I know I scared you with that whole naked-Thursdays thing... but we don't have to do that.It would be easier to move across the hall.Unless you're thinking about naked Wednesdays.Thursday's clearly not good for you. Pick a day!Come on in. Thanks for coming back.There's a lot of people interested in the room.But I've narrowed it down, and you're one of the finalists.-Great! -Before I decide...I want to be sure our personalities match.So I made up a little test.I'll say a word,and you say the first thing that comes to mind.-I can do that. -Okay, here we go.-Pillow. -Fight.Very good."G."-String? -Excellent! Doggy.-Kitten? -Sorry!So close, though. Bye-bye!。

经典美剧《老友记》-第六季-第十二集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语

Hey! You're not gonna believe this. 快看，你们一定不信Yes,Ross,we know they have magazines with pictures of naked women in them.是的，我们知道那里面有裸女的照片Don't tell him about the videos! 告诉他还有出录影带I made up a joke and sent it in to Playboy. 我编了一则笑话寄到花花公子They printed it. 结果登出来了I didn't know they print jokes. 我不知道花花公子也登笑话They print jokes,interviews, hard-hitting journalism. 他们有笑话、专访扎实新闻报导It's not just about the pictures. 并非只有图片Didn't work on Mom, it's not gonna work on us. 妈不吃这套，我们也不吃Check it out. It's the first one. 你们看，还是第一则Right there. 右边这儿That is funny. 真好笑It was also funny when I made it up. 我编出来时也很好笑-What? -I made that joke up. 什么？这则笑话是我编的No,you didn't. I did. 不是你，是我Yes,I did. I told Dan and he said it was the funniest joke he'd ever heard.是我，我说给公司的丹听他说这是他听过最好笑的笑话Hey,tell Dan thanks. 帮我谢谢丹What? 怎样？I was just reading the joke below it. Man,that one is funny. 抱歉，我在看下面那则笑话那则很好笑Monica, you remember me telling you that joke, right? 摩妮卡，你记得我跟你说过那则笑话吧？-No. -Seriously? 不记得真的不记得？You tell a lot of jokes. 你的笑话一大堆Look,it's my joke. 钱德，那是我的笑话But if it makes you feel better, they don't print the name. 不过他们没有印投稿人So it doesn't really matter who gets credit. 所以是谁的并不重要，对吧？Yeah,I guess. 大概吧-Hey,guys. -Playboy printed my joke! 你们好乔伊，花花公子登了我的笑话No,it's mine! Call them! They'll tell you! 不，那是我的笑话你打去问就知道-My joke! -My joke! 那是我的笑话是我的Whoa,whoa,whoa! 那是我的笑话是我的Jokes? What...? 笑话？You know there's naked chicks in there,right? 你们知道这上面有裸女吧？The One With The Joke 本集播出：“谁是笑话冠军”34 快，赶快转到“音乐内幕”The band Heart is having a tough time and they may break up. 红心合唱团状况百出可能会解散Let's watch that at your place. 我们去你家看Monica's watching a show. I don't want to miss when they were skinny.不行，摩妮卡在看烹饪节目快点，我想看她们瘦的时候Hey,Chandler? You know what we should do? 钱德，你知道吗？You and I should go out and get some new sunglasses. 我们应该去买新墨镜What? No,I want to watch this. 什么？不要，我想看电视-Did your cable go out? -No. No,that's VH1. 你的第四台断线了吗？不是，那是VH-1I tell you,the music these kids listen to today... 现在的小朋友听的音乐...it's a lot of noise to me. 简直是噪音Why is your cable out? 乔伊，第四台为什么没了？Oh,because I haven't really paid the bill. 因为我没缴钱If you need money, would you please let me loan you some? 你若缺钱，拜托让我借你好吗No,Chandler. Forget about it,okay? 不要，你别再说了I know things have been tight since Janine moved out. God,was she hot.我知道吉宁走后，我有点吃紧天哪，她可真辣I know,yeah. 就是啊Look,I can handle it, all right? I can listen to the radio. 但是我可以应付，好吗？我可以听广播And Ross gave me this great book. 罗斯也给了我一本很棒的书Want to see if the joke stealer will let us watch at his place? 要不要问那个笑话小偷我们能不能去他家看？Sure. 好啊-Paid your phone bill? -No. 电话费有缴吗？没怎么在缴It's only you. 原来是你-What are you doing? -Looking at a Playboy. 你们在看什么？我们在看花花公子I want to look too! 我也想看Yikes! 好恶Do you think these pictures are trying to tell a story? 这些照片是有故事性吗？Sure. Like in the case of this young woman... 当然有，像这位年轻小姐she has lost her clothes. 她的衣服不见了So she rides naked on the horse, she's crying out, "Where are they?"所以她光溜溜的骑着马大喊 “我的衣服呢？”She's not gonna find them, lying in the grass like that. 光躺在草地上是找不到的Remember the days when you'd go out to the barn... 记不记得以前去谷仓Lift up your shirt and bend over? 掀起衣服翘起屁股的日子？You see,now,I would date this girl. 不过我会约这个女生She's cute, she's outdoorsy. 她很可爱，很阳光And she knows how to build a fire. That'll come in handy. 而且她会生火，可以派上用场I got a question. 我有一个问题If you had to pick one of us to date, who would it be? 如果要在我们当中挑女朋友你们会挑谁？-I don't know. -Me neither. 不知道我也不知道Rachel. 瑞秋What? 什么？I don't know. 不知道Me neither. 我也不知道You know, you forget how many great songs Heart had. 我都忘了红心合唱团有那么多经典"Barracuda" was the first song I learned to play on the keyboard. “Barracuda”是我练键盘学的第一首歌So you heard it, you repeated it... 你听过，弹过so that must mean you wrote it. 所以那首歌是你写的罗？You guys with this joke. Well,I gotta say... 你们怎么还争啊？老实说I know I cracked up, but I'm not even sure I got it. 我有大笑，但是我看不太懂What? 什么？You didn't get it? 你看不懂？The doctor is a monkey. 那个医生是只猴子And monkeys can't write out prescriptions. 猴子没办法开处方You are not allowed to laugh at my joke. 我的笑话不准你笑Your joke? 你的笑话？Well,I think the Hef would disagree. 海夫纳可不同意（花花公子创办人）Which is why he sent me a check... 所以他寄了这张支票给我for $100. 100美元So you stole my joke and you stole my money? 你偷我的笑话，还偷我的钱I was gonna stick it in the ATM. 我本来要轧进柜员机里But now I think I'll show the sexy teller... 现在我决定让那位性感女柜员that I am a published writer. 知道我是个作家She'll know that you stole the joke. 她会知道你是偷来的You gonna follow me there? 你想怎样，跟着我去吗？-Yeah. -I'm not gonna go now. 没错反正我现在又不去Okay. 好Here you go. 帐单Gunther? 阿甘I can't pay now, because I'm not working. 我现在不能付我没工作I've had to cut down on some luxuries like... 得节省不必要的开销paying for stuff,so.... 像付帐之类的Well,if you want,you can work here. 你可以来这里工作I don't know. 我不晓得…It's just.... 我不晓得…See, I was a regular on a soap opera, you know? 我演过连续剧And to go from that to this, it's just.... 从明星到服务生，我实在…And plus, I'd have to wait on all my friends. 而且还得招呼我的朋友Okay. But the money's good. 好，但薪水很高Plus, you get to stare at Rachel as much as you want. 还可以看瑞秋看个够What? 什么？Flexible hours. 弹性工作时间Maybe I could be a waiter. 也许可以喔Could I use the phone? 可以用电话吗？She picked Rachel. 她选瑞秋She tried to back out of it, but it was obvious. She picked Rachel. 她想改口但是很明显，她选瑞秋He took my joke. He just took it. 他偷了我的笑话This is wrong. You know what else is wrong? 这样是不对的还有什么是不对的？Phoebe picking Rachel. 菲比选了瑞秋Know who else picked Rachel? Ross. 还有谁会选瑞秋？Know what else Ross did? He stole my joke. 罗斯，罗斯还做了什么？他偷了我的笑话I'm gonna get a joke journal, you know? 我要买一本笑话日志And document the date and time of every single one of my jokes.记录我每次讲笑话的日期时间Good idea. Know what's a bad idea? 好主意你知道什么主意不好？-Picking Rachel. -That's right. 选择瑞秋没错Did you hear something? 什么声音？Maybe it's the sound of Ross climbing into my brain to steal my thoughts.也许是罗斯爬进我的脑袋窃取我的思绪It's coming from the living room. 是客厅传来的I finished my book. 我的书看完了-Hey,you guys. -Hey. 你们好Don't you guys look cute. 你们好可爱You guys make a cute couple. 真是可爱的一对What are you doing? 摩妮卡，你在干嘛？Just trying to re-create some of the fun that we had at my place. 没什么我只是想制造出前两天的乐趣Remember? When you picked Rachel over me? 就是你选瑞秋不选我那次That was funny. 多好玩啊-It was kind of funny. -It wasn't funny at all! 是蛮好玩的一点也不好玩Why would you do that? 你为什么选她？Why didn't you pick me? 为什么不选我？Fine. 好The reason I was leaning a little bit more toward Rachel than you... 我之所以比较倾向瑞秋is just, you know, you're... 是因为你…high maintenance. Let's go to lunch! 有点难搞我们去吃饭吧That is completely untrue. 哪有这回事You think I'm high maintenance? Prove it. 你觉得我难搞？证明给我看You write out a list, and we'll go through it point by point. 你列一张清单我们逐条讨论No, you're right, you're easygoing. 你说得对，你很好相处You're just not as easygoing as Rachel. She's just more... 你只是没有瑞秋那么好相处她比较... flexible and mellow. That's all. 有弹性，比较圆融Well,people are different. 每个人都不一样Rachel will do whatever you want. You can just walk all over her. 瑞秋什么都好怎么欺负她都行What? Are you saying that I'm a pushover? I'm not a pushover. 慢着，你是说我没个性吗？我才没有Oh,okay. You're not a pushover. 好，你有个性You think I'm a pushover. Well,watch this. 天哪，你觉得我没个性你听着You're not invited to lunch! 我们不跟你吃饭了What do you think? Pretty strong,I think. 怎么样？够强硬了吧？Come on,Monica,let's go to lunch. 摩妮卡，我们去吃饭You start working on that list. 把清单列出来-I cannot believe her. -I know. Where do you want to eat? 她真是太扯了就是啊，你想吃什么？-Oh,I love that Japanese place. -I'm sick of Japanese. Not there. 我很喜欢那家日本料理我吃腻日本菜了，不要去那家Wherever you want to go is cool. 那看你想去哪里Oh,hey,Gunther... 阿甘check this out. 你看Yeah,that Chandler cracks me up. 那个钱德真的很好笑You want anything to drink? I'm heading up there. 罗斯，你要喝什么吗？我要去柜台-I'll take a coffee. Thanks. -Sure. 要，我要咖啡，谢了不客气-Coffee? -No. 咖啡？不要Coffee? I'm going up there. 要咖啡吗？我要去柜台No,thank you. 不用了谢谢You need anything? I'm heading up there. 需要什么吗？我要去柜台I'd love ice water. 我要一杯冰水You got it. 没问题What are you doing? 乔伊，你在干什么？Just being friendly. 表示友善啊You're not supposed to go back there. 乔伊，你不能去柜台后面It's okay. Right? 没关系啦，对吧，阿甘？Don't wink at me. 别跟我使眼色And put on your apron. 把围裙穿上Okay. 穿就穿I don't see you asking other paying customers to put on aprons. 你怎么不叫其他客人穿围裙-Joey,do you work here? -No. 乔伊，你在这里打工吗？没有-Waiter. -Yeah! 服务生什么事？What's going on? Why didn't you tell us you work here? 乔伊，怎么回事？你为什么不告诉我们？It's kind of embarrassing. I mean, I was an actor,now I'm a waiter. 这件事蛮尴尬的我之前是演员，现在是服务生It's supposed to go the other direction. 一般应该反过来才对So's your apron. You're wearing it like a cape. 你的围裙也反穿成披风了I mean, the job's easy and the money's good, you know? 这份工作很简单，薪水很高I guess if I'm hanging out here, I might as well get paid for it. 反正我都在这混，干脆赚个钱I just feel kind of weird serving you guys, you know? 只是要招呼你们感觉很怪It'll be great. 只是要招呼你们感觉很怪Come on,I did it and it was fine. 我也做过，还好啊Why would it be weird? 对啊，怎么会怪？Hey,Joey? Can I get some coffee? 乔伊，帮我端个咖啡It doesn't seem that weird. 确实没那么怪I asked before. You still haven't gotten it. 我说真的，我点的咖啡还没来See, now it's weird again. 现在又变怪了You're gonna make a lot of money. Here's your first tip. 你来这里工作是好事你会赚大钱，给你一个忠告Don't eat yellow snow. 不要学坏2:15, coffeehouse. 2点15分，咖啡馆This is great. Finally, someone I can pass my wisdom to. 太好了总算有人能传承我的智慧Let me tell you some things I learned working here. 告诉你几件我在这里学到的事First,the customer is always right. 首先，顾客永远是对的A smile goes a long way. 微笑能让你无往不利And if anyone is ever rude to you, sneeze muffin. 有人对你不客气就朝松饼打喷嚏Thanks,Rach. 谢了Hey, look, you guys are just terrific, you know? 你们对我真好How about clearing out so I can get some new customers? 要不要清场让别人进来了？It's all about turnover. 有流动才有商机Seriously,can I get my coffee? 乔伊，我想喝咖啡了I'm sorry. I'll get it right now. 抱歉，马上来And since you waited, I'll toss in a free muffin. 我送你一块松饼做补偿Phoebe,we'd like to talk to you. 菲比，我们想跟你谈谈Okay. 好So,maybe I am a little high maintenance. 或许我是有点难搞And maybe Rachel is a little bit of a pushover. 或许瑞秋是有点没个性But you know what you are? 但你知道你是什么吗？We are sorry to tell you this, but you, Phoebe, are flaky. 很抱歉这么说但是你，菲比，是个怪人That's true, I am flaky. 没错，我是很怪So,what,you're just okay with being flaky? 所以你怪也无所谓？Yeah,totally. 完全无所谓Then I'm okay with being high maintenance. 那我难搞也无所谓Yeah. And I am okay with being a pushover. 我没个性也无所谓That's great. Good for you guys. 太好了，无所谓就好-I am not high maintenance! -I am not a pushover! 我才不难搞我才没有没个性-Who said you were? -You did! 谁说你们是了？你啊I'm flaky. I'll say anything. 我是怪人，专门乱说话Hey,Gunther. 阿甘Can you cover for me? I got an audition. 帮我挡一下，我接到试镜通知No, I'm leaving to get my hair dyed. 不行，我要去染头发I like your natural color. 是吗？我喜欢你的自然色It's a great part. I'm the lead guy's best friend. 拜托啦，这是个好角色我演男主角的死党I wait for him and save his seat. Listen. 在酒吧帮他占位子，你听"I'm sorry, that seat's saved." 抱歉，这个位子有人-That's the whole part? -Maybe he's not his best friend. 就这样？或许不是他的死党，但是…I'll see you. 1小时后见Oh,man. 1小时后见I could totally get that part. "I'm sorry,this seat is taken." 我绝对能拿到那个角色抱歉，这个位子有人-Excuse me. -No,I didn't mean you. 抱歉不，我不是说你But you believed me? 但你以为是真的吧？I believed you were saving this seat for someone. 我以为你在帮别人占位So you'd hire me,right? 所以你会用我罗？For what? 用你干嘛？Exactly! All right, everybody listen up! 就是说嘛…各位请注意The coffeehouse will be closed for about an hour. 本店要暂停营业1小时What? 什么？It's for the kids. 好帮助孩子们Yeah,to keep the kids off drugs. 帮助他们远离毒品It's a very important issue in this month's Playboy. 这是本期花花公子的重要报导I'm sure you all read about it. 各位一定都看过Hey! Don't you wanna keep guns away from kids? 你不想让孩子们远离枪枝吗？-You said,"drugs." -It's a vicious cycle. Get out! 你刚才说毒品这是恶性循环，滚啦Go! 快点-It's my joke. -It's my joke. 那是我的笑话是我的It's my joke. 是我的I don't think we're gonna settle this. 我们再吵也吵不出结果Let's have Monica decide. 让摩妮卡决定吧-Hey,Mon! -Get out here! 小妹亲爱的，出来一下-Monica? -Okay. 摩妮卡You have to decide whose joke this is. 你来决定这个笑话是谁的Why do I have to? 为什么要我决定？You're the only one that can be fair. 因为你才能客观公正I can't be. You're my boyfriend. 我不能，你是我的男朋友But I'm your brother. We're family. 但我是你哥哥，我们是家人That's the most important thing in the world. 世上最重要的就是亲情Don't try to sway her. 不要想左右她I'm your only chance to have a baby. 只有我能让你生小孩-Okay,let's go. -All right. 我们开始吧好We'll each tell you how we came up with the joke... 我们会说出这个笑话的由来then you decide which one of us is telling the truth. Me. 你再决定谁说的是实话…是我Chandler, you first. 钱德，你先I thought of the joke two months ago at lunch with Steve. 好，我是2个月前跟史提夫吃饭时想到的-Did I meet him at Christmas? -Can I finish? 就是圣诞节那傢伙吗？让我说完好吗？You want me to pick you? 你要我选你吗？See,I would never snap at you like that. 我绝对不会那样凶你Two babies. 我绝对不会那样凶你-Continue. -Okay. 请继续Steve said he had to go to the doctor. And his doctor's name is Dr. Mompey.史提夫说他去看医生他的医生姓侯奇I said, "Dr. Monkey?" And that is how the whole Dr. Monkey thing came up. 我说“猴子医生？” 所以才会有猴子医生这个笑话Are you kidding? 你开什么玩笑Okay,look,I study evolution. 我是学进化论的Remember? Evolution. 记得吧？进化论Monkey into man. 猴子进化成人Plus,I'm a doctor. And... 况且我是博士I had a monkey. 我还养过猴子I'm Dr. Monkey! 我是猴子博士I'm not arguing with that. 这点我不跟你争I've heard enough for my decision. 好，可以了，我决定好了-Okay,so what..? -Do tell. 那是？？You are both idiots. 你们两个都是白痴It's not funny. And it's offensive to women. 那个笑话不但不好笑还冒犯了女性And doctors. And monkeys. 还有医生，还有猴子You shouldn't argue over who gets credit. 你们不该争笑话是谁的You should argue over who gets blamed for inflicting this joke on the world.应该争是谁让这世界受这种罪Now,let it go. 别再争了The joke sucks. 那个笑话烂透了-It's your joke. -It is not. 那是你的笑话才不是-Oh, my God, Chandler, there you are. -Hi. 钱德，你在这里Hey,it's Phoebe and Rachel. 是菲比和瑞秋Why don't you tell them... 你要不要告诉她们what you told me about me not being high maintenance. 你刚才说我并不难搞？Monica is a self-sufficient, together lady. 摩妮卡是个自信沉着的女性Being with her has been like being on a vacation. 跟她在一起就像在度假And what may be perceived as high maintenance... 至于所谓的难搞is merely attention to detail... 只是注重小细节...and... 和…generosity of spirit. 心灵的慷慨Wow. You know what? That is the best fake speech I think I've ever heard.这真是我所听过最棒的假话Really? I've heard better. 真的？我听过更棒的Wait, he came up with that himself. Tell them. 等等，那是他自己说的你告诉她们I'm out of words. Should I say it again? 我已经词穷了可以重复就好吗？Look, I am not high maintenance! 我一点也不难搞I am not. Chandler! 钱德You're a little high maintenance. 你是有点难搞You are on my list! 你上黑名单了Look,I'm sorry,but you're not.. 对不起不过...You're not easygoing, but you're passionate. 你并不好相处但你很热情And that's good. 这样很好And when you get upset about little things,I think I'm pretty good... 当你为小事不高兴时我觉得...at making you feel better. 我蛮能安抚你的That's good too. They say you're high maintenance... 那样也很好所以她们说你难搞也行but it's okay,because I like... 因为我喜欢…maintaining you. 搞定你I didn't tell him that. 我没叫他说这些-You're off my list. -I'm off the list. 你从黑名单除名了我除名了Phoebe? 菲比It's okay that you don't want me to be your girlfriend. 你不找我当女朋友也没关系I have the best boyfriend. 因为我有最棒的男朋友You know, suddenly I find you very attractive. 我突然觉得你好迷人How'd the audition go? 兄弟，试镜结果如何？Oh, not good. No. 不好I didn't get the part. And I lost my job here,so... 我没拿到那个角色这里的工作也没了，所以…Wow,that is a bad audition. 好惨烈的试镜Well,how did you lose your job here? 这里的工作为什么没了？I had the audition... 我要去试镜but Gunther said I had to stay so he could get his hair dyed. 但阿甘叫我顾店他好去染头发So I went anyway, and he fired me. 但我还是去了，他就炒我鱿鱼He left work to do a personal errand... 他扔下工作去办私事and left you in charge when you've been here two days? 叫才来2天的你顾店？That's not right. 这样不对吧What are you gonna do? 但是能怎么办？You can't let him get away with that. 乔伊，你不能就这么算了I won't let him get away with that. I'm gonna say.. 我绝不放过他，我要去教训他I shouldn't say anything. No,I should say something! 不，我不该多事不，我要去教训他Gunther? I want you to give Joey his job back. 阿甘，让乔伊继续在这里打工-It's not fair that you have to fire.. -Okay. 你这样解雇他一点也不… 好-What? -He can have his job back. 什么？他可以继续打工That's right, he can have his job back. 没错，他可以继续打工Glad we got that all straightened out. 讲通了就好There you go,Joey. 好了-Got your job back. -That's great. Thanks. 你可以继续打工了太好了，谢谢你Pretty nice,huh? Now who's a pushover? 不赖吧？谁没个性了？-Rach,you're in my seat. -I'm sorry. 你坐到我的位子了抱歉I never heard who you'd pick to be your girlfriend. 你们都没说会找谁当女朋友-I'd pick you,Phoebe. -Yeah,definitely you,Phoebe. 我选你没错，绝对是你Yeah,I kind of thought. 我也这么觉得-Never. -It would totally be you. 绝对是你If you had to pick one of the other two to go out with... 我有一个问题如果要找另外两个人当男朋友who would you pick? 你们会找谁？-No way. -I'm not answering. 少来我拒绝回答Joey. 乔伊No way, I'm not answering that. 少来，我拒绝回答。

经典美剧《老友记》-第六季-第二十集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语

"We've got 3 minutes till it blows. We won't make it!" 反应炉3分钟后就要爆炸"You've got to get out of here! Save yourself!" 我们逃不掉了你得赶快逃命"I won't leave you." 不行，我不会扔下你"Don't worry about me. I'm a robot. I'm just a machine!" 别管我我是机器人，我只是一台机器-"No,you're not. Not to me." -Oh,my God. 对我来说不是天哪-What? -I am extremely talented. 怎样？我太有才华了-Yeah. You're great. -Yeah. 你确很棒-Okay,let's take it from.. -No,I mean, I was really acting my ass off. 好，我们从…不是，我真的超会演的I thought I was pretty good,too. 我觉得我也很不错Yeah,you're solid. You're just no me. 你是很不错，只不过不是我You know what? I think that's enough for now. 我看就先这样I don't want to be over-rehearsed. 我不想排练过头Fine. I'll do it without you! 没关系，我自己演I don't need you or anybody else! 我不需要你或任何人I'm gonna make it on my own! 我会靠我自己成功You'll see! You'll all see! 等着瞧，都给我等着瞧The One With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E. 本集播出：“试镜风波”21 你要去试什么镜？It's a new TV show. 是一部新影集I'm up for the part of Mac, Machiavelli, or "Mac"! 我的角色叫麦克麦可维利也叫麦克I'm a detective and I solve crimes with my robot partner. 我是个侦探和我的机器人拍档一起打击犯罪He's a computerized humanoid... 他是人性化电脑electronically enhanced secret enforcer. 电子秘密杀手Or "C.H.E.E.S.E." 简称吉事-So Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.? -That's the title! 麦克与吉事那就是剧名They lucked out that the initials spell "cheese." 幸好缩写刚好是吉事That is lucky. 真是幸好So Joey,if you get this, you're gonna be,like... 要是你拿到这个角色the star of your own TV show. 就有你自己的影集了I mean,you'll be like the "Big Cheese" or the "Big Mac." Hey, you love those!你就会被称为大吉事（汉堡）或是大麦克（麦香堡）都是你的最爱Don't get your hopes up. It probably won't happen. 别抱太大期望，应该没那么好Why would you say that? 你为什么要这么说？Well,I mean, come on, guys. My own TV show? 拜托，我主演的影集耶？-I don't know if I'm good enough. -I am. 我都不知道我配不配我配What are you talking about? You're a terrific actor. 乔伊，你在说什么？你是个很棒的演员-You really think so? -How can you even ask that question? 真的吗？你怎么能这么问-She's pretty. -Yeah. And she's really nice too. 她真漂亮对，人也很好She taught me all about how to work with cameras... 她教我怎么面对镜头and "smell the fart" acting. 和闻屁演技法-I'm sorry. What? -Excuse me? 什么？It's like you got so many lines to learn so fast... 因为在短时间内要背很多台词sometimes you need time to remember your next one. 有时得停下来想下一句So while you're thinking of it, you take this pause where you look intense. 在你想的时候要来个大停顿，表情故作严肃You know, like this: 就像这样Okay. 好Here's my scene! Here's my scene! 该我了该我了Mrs. Wallace? I'm Dr. Drake Ramorey, your sister's surgeon. 华勒斯太太，我是拉莫瑞医生令妹的神经外科医生You sister is suffering from a... 令妹得了一种…Well,Eva,we've done some excellent work here. 伊娃，偶们有不凑的进展（我们有不错的进展）And I would have to say your problem is quite clear. 老俗唆，你的困老很清此（老实说，你的困扰很清楚）All you want is a tinkle 你只是想要一个老二What you envy's a schwang 你在忌妒男人A thing through which you can tinkle 你想要拿它来撒尿Or play with or simply let hang 或是把玩，或是挂在那边I play Al Pacino's butt. 我演艾尔帕西诺的屁股All right? 好吗？He goes into the shower and then, I'm his butt. 他进去淋浴然后我就是他的屁股-Oh,my God. -Come on,you guys. -天哪 -别这样This is a movie and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big! 这是一部电影艾尔帕西诺主演，很不得了It's terrific. You deserve this. After years of struggling... 的确很棒你当之无愧，努力了这么久you've finally cracked your way into show business. 终于可以“屁美”别人了Okay,fine, make jokes. I don't care. This is a big break for me. 好，你们笑吧，我不在乎这是我的一大突破-No,you're right,it is. -Yeah. 你说得很对So,you gonna invite us to the big opening? 你会找我们去看你 “精屁”的演出吗？All right,I'm out of here. Wish me luck. 好，我要走了，祝我好运Good luck,good luck We all wish you good luck 加油，加油，我们祝你好运Yeah,whatever. 随便啦Wow,if I could dance, I'd be a triple threat. 要是我会跳舞就更可怕了It's your turn. 该你了Oh,are we playing this? 我们有在玩喔？How'd the audition go? 试镜结果如何？Terrible. I messed up every word. I shouldn't even be an actor. 很烂我把台词都念坏了我不该当演员的Wait. Are you pretending it didn't go well, but it really did go well?等等，你又在假装不顺利了吗-Yeah, did I fool you? -Totally! -对，有唬过你们吗？ -一愣一愣的-So it did go well? -Amazingly well! 所以很顺利罗顺利得不得了-Great! -It's down to me and two other guys. 太好了只剩我和另外两个人三选一天哪And they're really good. 那两个人都很厉害One's from those allergy commercials who's chased by flowers. 其中一个就是在过敏广告里被巨无霸花朵追来追去的人Oh,I love that guy! 我好喜欢那个人What are you doing? 你在干什么？What am I doing? 我在干什么？I'm so nervous,you know? The callback is tomorrow at 5:00. 我好紧张明天下午5点才要复试-I feel like my head's gonna explode. -Well,it is overdue. 我的头好像要爆炸了你的头早该爆了-Don't worry. You'll be fine. -But it's so much pressure. 放心，你一定没问题压力真的好大What you guys do is different. I don't know if you'd understand. 很抱歉，但你们的工作很不同我不知道你们能不能体会Yeah,we don't have pressure at our jobs. 是啊，我们的工作都没有压力I know what time it is,but I'm looking at the wee-ness and I'm not happy. 我知道现在几点了但是我对这份报告很不满意Well,I'm tearing the lettuce. 我在撕生菜-Is it dirty? -Don't worry,I'll wash it. 它脏吗？放心，我会洗Don't. I like it dirty. 不必，我喜欢脏的That's your call. 你决定就好So what are you going to do next? 你接下来要做什么？I thought I'd cut up the tomatoes. 我要切蕃茄Are they firm? 它们结实吗？-They're all right. -You sure they haven't gone bad? 还不差你确定它们没有变坏？You sure they're not very,very bad? 你确定它们不是很坏很坏？-No,really. They're okay. -You gonna slice them real nice? 它们还好你会把它们切得很漂亮吗？Actually,I was gonna do them julienne. 其实我想切丝I'm out of here. 我要走了I'm quitting. I just helped an 81-year-old woman put on a thong... 摩妮卡，我要辞职我帮一个老女人挤进丁字裤and she didn't even buy it. 结果她也没买I'm quitting. That's it. I'm talking to my boss right now. 我要辞职我现在就要跟老板说Yes,I am. Yes,I am. 我要我要我要…Bye. Call me when you get this message. 再见，听到留言请回电Well,what happened? 怎么了？Well, he came in for a massage, and everything was fine until... 他来按摩，本来都没事后来…Oh,my God. 天哪And all of a sudden, his hands weren't the problem anymore. 然后突然间毛手毛脚成了小事-Was it? -Boy Scouts could've camped under there. 他有没有… 用来搭帐棚都绰绰有余You ate my sandwich? 你吃了我的三明治？It was a mistake. It could happen to anyone. 很单纯的错误，谁都可能会犯Really? 是吗？Now calm down. 你别激动Come look in my office. Some of it may still be in the trash. 来我的办公室找垃圾桶里可能还有-What? -Well,it was quite large. 什么？它很大I had to throw most of it away. 我只好扔掉一大半You threw my sandwich away? 你…你扔掉我的三明治My sandwich? 我的三明治My sandwich! 我的三明治It's just,I want this part so much. 我好想拿到这个角色If I don't get this part, I'm never gonna eat macaroni and cheese again. 要是我没拿到我就再也不吃起司通心面I didn't say that. That doesn't count. 不，我没说，我骗人Come on,guys. It's not like I moved to Europe. 别这样，我又不是搬去欧洲I just moved across the hall. 我只是搬到对面And we would have you over all the time... 我们也想经常请你们来坐if it weren't for Monica's allergies. 但是摩妮卡会过敏You're right,I could never lie to you. 没错，我骗不了你们She hates you. 她讨厌你们Should I get that? 要接吗？Hello? No,Joey's not here right now. Can I take a message? 你好乔伊现在不在，你要留言吗？Yeah,okay. So the audition's been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? 好，试镜从5点改到2点半？Okay,great. Bye. 好的，再见-Aren't you dressed yet? -Am I naked again? 你还没穿衣服？我又光着身体了？We're meeting my parents in 15 minutes. 我们15分钟后要去见我爸妈I was just talking to the guys. Look at them. 好，我只是在跟它们聊天Is it okay if they come visit? 你看它们嘛它们可以去找我们吗？What about my allergies? 那我的过敏怎么办？Right. Your allergies. 也对，你会过敏All her. She hates you. 都是她，她讨厌你们Yes! All right. 漂亮How cool would it be if you could watch a life-size version of this?要是这些小人能变成真人大小该有多酷？-I mean,how crazy would that be? -As crazy as soccer? 该有多过瘾？跟足球一样过瘾？Hello? 你好What are you talking about? The audition's at 5. 你在说什么？5点才试镜Well,nobody told me. 没有人告诉我Who'd you talk to? 你跟谁说的？Never mind. 没事You mean you didn't get it from this? 这样你看不懂吗？-The allergy guy got the part. Thanks. -Maybe we can fix it. -那个过敏人入选了，谢谢你啊 -也许还可以补救Maybe we can send him some big flowers and scare him! 我们可以送巨无霸花去吓他How could you do this? This could've turned my career around. 你怎么能这样？这个角色可以让我的事业翻红I messed up,okay? I'm sorry. I really messed up. 是我不好对不起，我真的错了Why'd you answer my phone? 你根本也不住这里了干嘛接我的电话？-I have a machine! -Which I bought for you. -我有答录机 -是我买给你的Taught you how to use it. You thought it was a copier. 还教你怎么使用你以为它是影印机If there was anything I could do, I'd do it. 我愿意尽全力挽救这个错误Everybody's allowed one mistake,right? 但是人起码可以犯一次错He could have gotten me a VCR or golf clubs. 他可以送我录影机可以送我高尔夫球具But no,he has to get me the "Woman Repeller." 可是他偏偏要让我把女人吓跑The eyesore from the "Liberace House of Crap!" 一个废五金行里最丑的东西-It's not that bad. -Easy for you to say. 没那么严重You don't have to sport a reject from the "Mr. T" collection. 你又不必戴着被某个老粗淘汰的金饰到处跑I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry! I do! I do! “我真同情戴这个手饰的人” “真的”I pity the fool that... “我真同情戴这个…” 你好When you were late last night, Kathy and I were talking and... 你昨天晚归凯西和我聊了起来one thing led to another and.... 事情演变到后来就…And what? Did you sleep with her? 就什么？你跟她上床？-No! No,I just kissed her. -What? That's even worse! 没有，我只是吻了她什么？那样更糟！-How? -I don't know! But it's the same! 怎么会更糟？我不知道，反正都一样I have no excuses. I was over the line. 你说得对，我无话可说我太过分了Over the line? 过分？You're so far past the line you can't even see it! 你根本就过分到...The line is a dot to you! 连过分见到你都会说你过分I'm not saying you should magically forgive me. 我不是要你奇迹式的原谅我But you're not perfect. You've made errors in judgment. 但你也不完美你也做过错误的判断Name one! 举个例子What happened? 怎么回事？Man! He promised he wouldn't take the chairs! 他答应不拿沙发椅的How were you locked in? And where the hell's all of our stuff? 怎么回事？你怎么会被关进去我们的东西呢？This guy came to look at the unit... 有一个人来看柜子and he didn't think it was big enough to fit a man. 他说它塞不下一个大人So you got in voluntarily? 所以你就自愿进去？I was trying to make a sale! 我想把柜子卖出去If I ever run into him again, know what I'll do? 要是让我碰上他你猜我会怎样？Bend over? 把屁股翘起来？There's Lori. 她来了Remember,no trading. You get the pretty one,I get the mess. 记住，不准交换美女是你的，失恋女是我的-Hi,Joey. -Hey. 乔伊Well,well. Look what you brought. 他就是你带来的人And what did you bring? 你又带了谁来？She's checking her coat. 她在寄放外套Joey,I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands. 乔伊，我要去洗个手Will you get me a white Zinfandel and a glass of red for Janice. 你帮我叫一杯白酒帮珍妮丝叫一杯红酒Janice? 珍妮丝？珍妮丝？Oh,my God! 我…的…天哪Joey's tailor took advantage of me. 乔伊的裁缝吃我豆腐What? 什么？No way. I've been going to the guy for 12 years. 不可能我找他做了12年衣服You said he'd do my inseam... 拜托啦，他说要量裤管内侧then he ran his hand up my leg and then there was... 然后他的手一路摸上来然后就…What? 怎样？Cupping. 包住了That's how they do pants! 裤子就是那样量的-Isn't that how a tailor measures? -Yes,yes,it is. In prison! 罗斯，你告诉他裤子不都是那样量的？是啊是啊…在监狱里I said name one! 叫你举一个就好-I can't believe I did this. -Stop beating yourself up. 我居然这么粗心，我真白痴别再自责了People make mistakes. These things happen. 人都会犯错，这是难免的There aren't any messages you've forgotten to give me? 你没有忘记帮我记留言吧？Apparently,you're not very good at it. 是你自己逊-Do you think he'll forgive me? -Of course. 你们觉得他会原谅我吗？当然会The important thing is that you forgive yourself. 但最重要的是你得原谅自己-You know what,I kind of have. -Already? 其实我已经原谅自己了这么快？That was pretty bad what you did. 你犯的错蛮严重的He will forgive you. 他会原谅你的I like to bring a pad with me when I answer the phone, okay? 我接电话时都会带便条纸… 好啦-You didn't see how mad he was. -I'm sure he'll forgive you. 你没看到他气成什么样子他一定会原谅你的We've all been there. You fight, you make up. That's how it works. 我们都有这种经验吵架，和解，就是这样It took two people to break up this relationship! 这段感情会破裂是两个人的错Yeah! You and that copy girl... 对，你和影印店那个女的which yesterday you took responsibility for! 你昨天表明愿意负责I didn't know what I was taking responsibility for. 我不知道我负的是什么责-I didn't finish the letter. -What? 我没把信看完什么？-I fell asleep. -You fell asleep? 我睡着了你睡着了？It was 5:30 in the morning. 当时是早上5点半And you had rambled on for 18 pages. 你一废话就废话了十八页Front and back! 正反面都写满了And by the way? Y-O-U, apostrophe R-E means,"you are." 还有 “你得”是指“你必须”Y-O-U-R means "your." “你的”是代表所有格I can't believe I thought of getting back together with you. 我居然会想跟你复合We are so over! 我们根本就完了Fine by me! 无所谓And just so you know, it's not that common... 顺便告诉你那种事并不常见it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal! 并非男人都会那样那是很严重的I knew it! 我就知道-You had no right to go out with him. -That's ridiculous.. 你没有权利和他约会这真是太荒谬…-You sold me out! -I did not! 你出卖我我没有出卖你-You did! You sold me.. -Would you let me talk? -你有！你出卖我... -让我说话好吗？Did you just flick me? 你弹我的额头吗？Well,you wouldn't let me finish and.. 你不让我说完，我很…Stop it! 你不让我说完，我很…-Stop. -Stop. 你不让我说完，我很…-All right. No,let's not do this. -No! -好，不要这样 -不-Happy thoughts. -No! -想想快乐的事 -不-Happy thoughts. -No! -快乐的事 -不！Okay,now I'm gonna kick some ass! 好，我要发威了All right. Now,I will let go if you both stop. 你们住手，我就放手-Fine. -Fine. 好吧There we go. 这不就结了You know what? If we were in prison, you guys would be my bitches. 如果我们在坐牢你们就是我的喽罗Okay, buddy boy, here it is. 兄弟，如何啊You hide my clothes? I'm wearing everything you own. 你藏我的衣服我就穿你全部的衣服Oh,my God! 我的天哪Look at me,I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes? 看啊，我是钱德我穿的衣服够多吧？Maybe if I wasn't going commando. 因为我去玩野战游戏I tell you,it's hot with all this on. I'd better not do any lunges. 穿这么多衣服真热我最好别做弓箭步Joey? 乔伊？Got you the Joey special! Two pizzas! 我买了欢乐套餐，有两个披萨乔伊？我买了欢乐套餐，有两个披萨Hello? Damn it! 你好又来了Hello? 你好No,Joey's not here right now, but I can take a message. I think. 乔伊现在不在我可以帮你留言…应该吧He's still got a chance for the part? That's great news! 他还有机会？真是太好了Well,no,obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. 我不是说那位被狗咬伤的演员That's great. I'll give Joey the message. 太好了，我会转告乔伊，谢谢Yes! 漂亮Okay. 好Mac... 麦克…audition... 试镜…at 2:00. 2点钟Allergy... 过敏…actor... 演员…attacked. 遭攻击By dog... 被狗…not... 不是…flowers. 被花-Tell me you got the message. -What message? -请告诉我你有收到留言 -什么留言？The actor playing Mac couldn't do it. They needed you at 2. 要演麦克的演员不能演他们要你2点过去What? It's 6:00! 什么？明明是6点Look! I wrote it on the board! 我有写在留言板上I wrote it down, then went looking for you! 我写在留言板上然后跑遍整个纽约找你I went to Ross's, the coffee house... 我跑去罗斯家，跑去咖啡馆I went to any place they make sandwiches! 跑去每一个有三明治的地方-I can't believe this,Chandler! -I'm sorry. 怎么这样啦对不起-I don't know what to say! -You might say congratulations! -我不知道该说什么 -那就说恭喜吧I saw the board, I went to the audition, I got the part! 我看到留言板，跑去试镜我中了Was that funny? I was worried. 你觉得很好笑吗？我刚才真的很担心-I'm sorry. -That fake-out thing is just mean. 有时候这样骗人真的很恶劣Oh,I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you feel bad. 抱歉，我不是故意要害你内疚Well,that's good. 那就好Because you didn't! And I'm incredibly happy for you! 因为我没有内疚我好替你高兴That's mean! 你好恶劣-You had me going! -We could do this all day. 你害我惭愧再玩就玩不完了Yeah,you're right. 也对Let's talk about what a huge star I'm gonna be. 好，我们来聊聊我会有多红You're gonna be huge! I'm gonna hug you! 你会变成超级大明星-You hug me! -All right. 我要抱你来抱吧-Do we do this too much? -I think so. 我们会不会太爱抱了？我也觉得-Yeah. Get off me. -Yeah. 放开我就是啊"C.H.E.E.S.E., I'm not leaving without you. 吉事，我不会扔下你的Route your backup power source through your CPU." 你从中央处理器启动备用电源"l can't! My circuits are fried! They're fried, I tell you!" 没办法，我的电路烧焦了焦到不能再焦"Then I'll carry you!" 那我就背你"That'll be a neat trick..." 好棒的招数啊"when you're dead!" 等你死了再说You don't have to yell. 罗斯，你不必用喊的There was just an explosion. My hearing would be impaired. 刚才有爆炸，我的听力会受损I thought you were great. 我觉得你很棒For a minute,I was like, "Where'd Ross go?" 刚才我甚至觉得“罗斯呢？”Thank you. And that first scene where you meet Mac... 谢谢你和麦克见面的第一场戏…-Yeah? -Oh,my God. I mean... 怎样？我的天哪And you know what? 怎样？我的天哪That's enough for today. Thanks for your help. 今天就到此为止，多谢帮忙-Holding us back. -Totally. 他欺压新人就是啊358 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000。

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Okay.I'm moving out, so you're in charge of paying the rent.-When's it due? -On the first.And that's every month?No, just the months you want to live here.Okay, here's the phone bill.Oh, my God!That's our phone number.I know I kind of sprung this me-moving-out-on-you thing.-Why don't I cover you for a while? -No way!Joey Tribbiani does not take charity...anymore.-It's not charity, Joe. -Forget it.Thanks, but I'm done taking money from you.I can take care of myself. What's next? Come on.Here's the electric bill.-This is how much we pay for electric? -Well,yeah.So we'll do the rest of the bills later,then?The One On The Last Night20I offered him money, but he wouldn't take it.How much does he need?$1500 would cover him for a few months...but I have to trick him into taking it so I don't hurt his pride.Why don't you hire him as an actor?You could have him dress up and put on skits whenever you want.Well, that would help the pride thing.Wow, you look great! Do you wanna move in with me tomorrow?好啊好Any plans for tonight?Instead of being sad on my last night with Rachel...we're going out to celebrate Rachel's moving in with Phoebe.-And also my birthday. -It's not your birthday.What a mean thing to say! I'd never tell you it wasn't your birthday.You guys have anything planned for the big last night?Instead of just hanging out, we figure we'd do nothing.Knicks' season opener tonight. I thought you'd come and watch it.I don't know,Ross.Not if you talk about how you gave up basketball to become a paleontologist.I did give up a career in basketball to become a paleontologist!-Phoebe.. -You're not dressed yet?We're supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes!And clearly, not a minute sooner.You are packed,though, right? Please tell me you're packed?Of course I'm packed. Monica,relax.I wanted to ask Phoebe what I should wear.My God,I can't get a minute of peace.Oh,my God!Monica's just gonna kill you.I know.What you're wearing is fine for that.瑞秋，我要借…You're not packed!You're not packed even a little bit!Surprise!Don't get mad, because this is what happened.I started packing, then I realized,"What am I doing?"I am lousy at packing,right?But you love packing!So as a gift to you on our last night....I'll be coordinator!Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I didn't get you anything. Everybody has to help. Phoebe, can you help?I have plans.-You have plans with us. -That's right.Chandler can make boxes, Ross can wrap and Joey can lift. Tell the guys they have to help out.My God,thank you!Monica's gonna make you pack! She's got jobs for everyone! Now, it's too late for me, but save yourselves!The movers will be here in 11 hours. Rachel hasn't packed. Now, everybody has to help. Chandler..I have plans with Joey.-You said you were doing nothing. -Yes,but for the last time. Fine. Now,Ross..-I can't do it. -Why not?-Don't you have Ben? -Because I have Ben!It's almost past his bedtime. Where is he?He's at a dinner party.He's really coming? I can see in your apartment.Of course he is. What?You think I'd use my son as an excuse?What kind of father do you think I am?All right. Sorry.I gotta go make a fake Ben.Here it is.Our last pizzas together as roommates.I wish I knew that. I ordered Chinese.Well,that's okay.In a way it's kind of nice. You know?Our last dinner together. Me, bringing the food of my ancestors...you,the food of yours!I had an idea for what to do on our last night.What do you say we play a little foosball for money?Are you crazy? You haven't beaten me since my injury-plagued '97 season. -It'd be easier to give me your money. -Yes, it would.What do you say to $50?I say to it: "50 dollars,you are more than I have."If you know that you'll win, what difference does it make?-You're on. -Okay,let's play.The big game. Italy versus...China, apparently.Look,it's the Rollerblades.Oh,God!You remember when we got these?不记得I guess you weren't there.You guys, we said we were gonna have fun.Come on. Hey, remember the time....You don't remember?Sorry,Phoebe. I'm just really sad that I'm leaving.I'm gonna miss you so much.This doesn't have to be so sad, though,you know? Instead of thinking about how you'll miss each other... you should think of the things you're not gonna miss.I don't think there's anything.Come on,there's gotta be something.She's perfect.I have one.Okay, you can go first.I guess I'm not gonna miss the fact...that you're never allowed to move the phone pen. That's a good one. Okay, Monica, anything?You know, does Rachel move the phone pen? Sometimes.Always, actually.There you go. Doesn't everyone feel better?Not just the phone pen.I never get my messages.You get your messages.It doesn't count if you have to read them off your hand...after you've fallen asleep on the couch.So you missed a message from who? Chandler?Or your mom?Or Chandler?Or your mom?It worked! No one's sad!I win again!That's,like, 500 bucks you owe me!Man! Five hundred dollars.That is a lot of electricity,huh?I gotta buy some food.Give me a chance to win my money back. Sudden death...one goal,$1000.-You serious? -Yes!Get ready to owe me.Here we go. Ready?No...one can beat me!That's why only the little fake men are supposed to do the kicking. Hi, Ross. See, other people call me!Oh, your brother. Score!What's up?I'm here with Ben.Thought we'd say hi.-Put him on. -Ben,say hi to Aunt Monica.I guess he doesn't feel like talking right now.He's smiling,though.Okay, talk to you later.You know, Daddy was gonna be a basketball player.I think it was better when you guys were sad.Hey, remember the Rollerblades?You know what else I won't miss? "I'm Monica.I wash the toilets 17 times a day, even if people are on it!""Hi,I'm Rachel. Is my sweater too tight?I'd better wash it and shrink it!""I'm Monica. I never get messages from interesting people."I call her."Oh, my God! I love Ross. I hate Ross. I love Ross. I hate Ross!" "My God! I can't find a boyfriend.I'll stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find there!" You guys, come on, this is the last night!Yeah,you're right, and so for the last time I would like to ask you:Boo-hoo. Get out of my room!We should get a move on if we want to make those dinner reservations. Still broken?It sucks,man.Your last night,and I lose the two most important things:The foosball table...and $500.There are other ways to win back your money. How about blackjack? Not my game.You know what? We can play a new game.-It's fun! -What's it called?Cups.-I don't know how. -I'll teach you. It's easy and fun.-All right. -Here you go.I have two queens. What do you have?-A 2 and a 5. -You win! Fifty dollars!-Really? -Let's play again.-What have you got? -4 and a 9.You're kidding,right?-No. Why? -That's a full cup!Damn, I am good at Cups!I'm not talking to her.You have to take the first step...because she's the one who's leaving. It's harder for her.Maybe you're right.But she made fun of my phone pen!I know. I took it hard too.She's in there right now, crying. I can hear her.She's not crying.She's holding it in. She's so brave. Go.I feel bad about what happened..-What are you doing? -I'm unpacking.I'm not moving. Is that picture straight?It needs to go about 20 blocks to the left.You're the one who wants this big change and to move in with Chandler!You should go! Why do I have to leave?-It's my apartment! -It's mine too! What else you got?How about: You're moving!This is ridiculous.We should be packing you!-Hey, how you guys doing? -Great. Monica's moving.I am not!Really? How come all your stuff is in this box?Okay, you guys, I think I know what's going on here!You guys? Stop!I know you're acting mad because it'll make it easier to leave.But deep down,you're really sad. Deep,deep down.-No, Phoebe, I am mad! -Well,deep deep deep down!I'm just mad.Then keep running.You win!-What did you have? -Nothing beats...a three and a six.That, my friend, is "D Cup."How much have you won so far?-700. -Not 700 exactly?Double it.In Cups, once you get $700, you have to double it.I didn't make up the rules.Now, after you receive the doubling bonus, you get one card.That one card could be worth $100, which brings your total to $1500.Don't get excited, that won't happen unless you get the.. No way! This is the last box of your clothes.I'm just gonna label it "What were you thinking?"I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler. Guys, I don't wanna make things worse, but...I don't wanna live with Rachel anymore.-What? -You're so mean to each other.I don't wanna end up like that with Rachel. I still like you.That's fine because I'm not moving.Phoebe, you gotta take her.I said some bad stuff...but Rachel has qualities that make her a good roommate.Like what, Monica?She has 147,000 pair of boots.Good start,Mon.She lets you borrow them.And you stretch them out with your big old clown feet.Do you wanna live outside? Because it's getting cold!She gets tons of catalogs and folds down the pages of things I'd like. What else?When I take a shower...she leaves me notes on the mirror.I do. I do do that.That's nice. I like having things to read in the bathroom.When I fall asleep on the couch...she covers me with a blanket.Well,you know, I don't want you to be cold.And when I told her I was gonna move in with Chandler...she was really supportive.You were so great.You made it so easy.And now you have to leave.And I have to live with a boy!It's gonna be fine.Now I can't wait to live with you!You know what we should do?Bring Monica, and we'll live together! We'll have so much fun!I think she's moving in with Chandler.Oh,that's right. You're still set on that?Kind of.Oh,my God!How's the packing going?Ben? He's fine. He's right.. Oh, my God!Get your head out of your shirt there, son!Yeah, it's a pumpkin. I'll come pack.-What's wrong? -Ross and I were helping pack...took a little break. I lost $1500 to him in Cups!How did you lose at Cups?The same way you lost!I started out with the king and the queen. Bam! Ross gets a 2 and a 3. Then I get a jack and a king. Boom! Ross gets a 4 and 5.Even Ross was getting the Cup card, the D Cup...the sitting-down bonus. I didn't even get half a cup! Nothing!Oh,man!He never played before either.I think beginner's luck is very important in Cups!Let's play one more hand. One more hand.No more! I cannot lose another dime. I'm serious this time.In fact,look.I wanna give you something.Let me give it to you before I pawn it for Cups money.I want you to have the big,white dog...as a thank-you for being such a great roommate.I can't take the big white dog. You love it.It's "him." Not "it."What if I bought it from you?Then your nice gesture would be giving it to me at a reasonable price. Say $1500?Wait a second. I see what you're trying to do here.You're trying to give me money again!When did I try to give you money?Over there with the bills!You tried to give me charity, I said no, you dropped it.We had a nice last night together.We had some fun,we gambled,nobody tried to give anybody any money. Now you start with the charity thing again!I'm trying to help you out. I wanna make sure that you're okay.I will be okay.You gotta get it out of your head that I can't take care of myself. I'm not gonna miss you helping me out with money.The only thing I'm gonna miss...is you.And now the dog.-Call me when you get there,okay? -Okay.I'm really gonna miss you.I have your key.-Here you go. -Thanks.God,this is silly. I'll see you in a couple of hours.Bye,house.再见-She really left. -I know.-Thank you. -No problem,roomie.-Can I ask you a question? -Sure.What the hell is that dog doing here?I invented the game of Cups as a way to give Joey money.-And now you want that money back? -Exactly.What kind of idiot do you take me for?It's not a real game. I made it up.I'm sorry you lost your money. But I won it fair and square.At a fake game!If you wanna try to make some of it back...I'd be glad to play you for it. But I should warn you.I am very good at Cups.I assume the saucer card came up when you played last.Let's see if it comes up this time.。

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Okay.I'm moving out, so you're in charge of paying the rent.-When's it due? -On the first.And that's every month?No, just the months you want to live here.Okay, here's the phone bill.Oh, my God!That's our phone number.I know I kind of sprung this me-moving-out-on-you thing.-Why don't I cover you for a while? -No way!Joey Tribbiani does not take charity...anymore.-It's not charity, Joe. -Forget it.Thanks, but I'm done taking money from you.I can take care of myself. What's next? Come on.Here's the electric bill.-This is how much we pay for electric? -Well,yeah.So we'll do the rest of the bills later,then?The One On The Last Night20I offered him money, but he wouldn't take it.How much does he need?$1500 would cover him for a few months...but I have to trick him into taking it so I don't hurt his pride.Why don't you hire him as an actor?You could have him dress up and put on skits whenever you want.Well, that would help the pride thing.Wow, you look great! Do you wanna move in with me tomorrow?好啊好Any plans for tonight?Instead of being sad on my last night with Rachel...we're going out to celebrate Rachel's moving in with Phoebe.-And also my birthday. -It's not your birthday.What a mean thing to say! I'd never tell you it wasn't your birthday.You guys have anything planned for the big last night?Instead of just hanging out, we figure we'd do nothing.Knicks' season opener tonight. I thought you'd come and watch it.I don't know,Ross.Not if you talk about how you gave up basketball to become a paleontologist.I did give up a career in basketball to become a paleontologist!-Phoebe.. -You're not dressed yet?We're supposed to start having fun in 15 minutes!And clearly, not a minute sooner.You are packed,though, right? Please tell me you're packed?Of course I'm packed. Monica,relax.I wanted to ask Phoebe what I should wear.My God,I can't get a minute of peace.Oh,my God!Monica's just gonna kill you.I know.What you're wearing is fine for that.瑞秋，我要借…You're not packed!You're not packed even a little bit!Surprise!Don't get mad, because this is what happened.I started packing, then I realized,"What am I doing?"I am lousy at packing,right?But you love packing!So as a gift to you on our last night....I'll be coordinator!Oh, my God, I'm so sorry. I didn't get you anything. Everybody has to help. Phoebe, can you help?I have plans.-You have plans with us. -That's right.Chandler can make boxes, Ross can wrap and Joey can lift. Tell the guys they have to help out.My God,thank you!Monica's gonna make you pack! She's got jobs for everyone! Now, it's too late for me, but save yourselves!The movers will be here in 11 hours. Rachel hasn't packed. Now, everybody has to help. Chandler..I have plans with Joey.-You said you were doing nothing. -Yes,but for the last time. Fine. Now,Ross..-I can't do it. -Why not?-Don't you have Ben? -Because I have Ben!It's almost past his bedtime. Where is he?He's at a dinner party.He's really coming? I can see in your apartment.Of course he is. What?You think I'd use my son as an excuse?What kind of father do you think I am?All right. Sorry.I gotta go make a fake Ben.Here it is.Our last pizzas together as roommates.I wish I knew that. I ordered Chinese.Well,that's okay.In a way it's kind of nice. You know?Our last dinner together. Me, bringing the food of my ancestors...you,the food of yours!I had an idea for what to do on our last night.What do you say we play a little foosball for money?Are you crazy? You haven't beaten me since my injury-plagued '97 season. -It'd be easier to give me your money. -Yes, it would.What do you say to $50?I say to it: "50 dollars,you are more than I have."If you know that you'll win, what difference does it make?-You're on. -Okay,let's play.The big game. Italy versus...China, apparently.Look,it's the Rollerblades.Oh,God!You remember when we got these?不记得I guess you weren't there.You guys, we said we were gonna have fun.Come on. Hey, remember the time....You don't remember?Sorry,Phoebe. I'm just really sad that I'm leaving.I'm gonna miss you so much.This doesn't have to be so sad, though,you know? Instead of thinking about how you'll miss each other... you should think of the things you're not gonna miss.I don't think there's anything.Come on,there's gotta be something.She's perfect.I have one.Okay, you can go first.I guess I'm not gonna miss the fact...that you're never allowed to move the phone pen. That's a good one. Okay, Monica, anything?You know, does Rachel move the phone pen? Sometimes.Always, actually.There you go. Doesn't everyone feel better?Not just the phone pen.I never get my messages.You get your messages.It doesn't count if you have to read them off your hand...after you've fallen asleep on the couch.So you missed a message from who? Chandler?Or your mom?Or Chandler?Or your mom?It worked! No one's sad!I win again!That's,like, 500 bucks you owe me!Man! Five hundred dollars.That is a lot of electricity,huh?I gotta buy some food.Give me a chance to win my money back. Sudden death...one goal,$1000.-You serious? -Yes!Get ready to owe me.Here we go. Ready?No...one can beat me!That's why only the little fake men are supposed to do the kicking. Hi, Ross. See, other people call me!Oh, your brother. Score!What's up?I'm here with Ben.Thought we'd say hi.-Put him on. -Ben,say hi to Aunt Monica.I guess he doesn't feel like talking right now.He's smiling,though.Okay, talk to you later.You know, Daddy was gonna be a basketball player.I think it was better when you guys were sad.Hey, remember the Rollerblades?You know what else I won't miss? "I'm Monica.I wash the toilets 17 times a day, even if people are on it!""Hi,I'm Rachel. Is my sweater too tight?I'd better wash it and shrink it!""I'm Monica. I never get messages from interesting people."I call her."Oh, my God! I love Ross. I hate Ross. I love Ross. I hate Ross!" "My God! I can't find a boyfriend.I'll stumble across the hall and sleep with the first guy I find there!" You guys, come on, this is the last night!Yeah,you're right, and so for the last time I would like to ask you:Boo-hoo. Get out of my room!We should get a move on if we want to make those dinner reservations. Still broken?It sucks,man.Your last night,and I lose the two most important things:The foosball table...and $500.There are other ways to win back your money. How about blackjack? Not my game.You know what? We can play a new game.-It's fun! -What's it called?Cups.-I don't know how. -I'll teach you. It's easy and fun.-All right. -Here you go.I have two queens. What do you have?-A 2 and a 5. -You win! Fifty dollars!-Really? -Let's play again.-What have you got? -4 and a 9.You're kidding,right?-No. Why? -That's a full cup!Damn, I am good at Cups!I'm not talking to her.You have to take the first step...because she's the one who's leaving. It's harder for her.Maybe you're right.But she made fun of my phone pen!I know. I took it hard too.She's in there right now, crying. I can hear her.She's not crying.She's holding it in. She's so brave. Go.I feel bad about what happened..-What are you doing? -I'm unpacking.I'm not moving. Is that picture straight?It needs to go about 20 blocks to the left.You're the one who wants this big change and to move in with Chandler!You should go! Why do I have to leave?-It's my apartment! -It's mine too! What else you got?How about: You're moving!This is ridiculous.We should be packing you!-Hey, how you guys doing? -Great. Monica's moving.I am not!Really? How come all your stuff is in this box?Okay, you guys, I think I know what's going on here!You guys? Stop!I know you're acting mad because it'll make it easier to leave.But deep down,you're really sad. Deep,deep down.-No, Phoebe, I am mad! -Well,deep deep deep down!I'm just mad.Then keep running.You win!-What did you have? -Nothing beats...a three and a six.That, my friend, is "D Cup."How much have you won so far?-700. -Not 700 exactly?Double it.In Cups, once you get $700, you have to double it.I didn't make up the rules.Now, after you receive the doubling bonus, you get one card.That one card could be worth $100, which brings your total to $1500.Don't get excited, that won't happen unless you get the.. No way! This is the last box of your clothes.I'm just gonna label it "What were you thinking?"I was just gonna go across the hall and write that on Chandler. Guys, I don't wanna make things worse, but...I don't wanna live with Rachel anymore.-What? -You're so mean to each other.I don't wanna end up like that with Rachel. I still like you.That's fine because I'm not moving.Phoebe, you gotta take her.I said some bad stuff...but Rachel has qualities that make her a good roommate.Like what, Monica?She has 147,000 pair of boots.Good start,Mon.She lets you borrow them.And you stretch them out with your big old clown feet.Do you wanna live outside? Because it's getting cold!She gets tons of catalogs and folds down the pages of things I'd like. What else?When I take a shower...she leaves me notes on the mirror.I do. I do do that.That's nice. I like having things to read in the bathroom.When I fall asleep on the couch...she covers me with a blanket.Well,you know, I don't want you to be cold.And when I told her I was gonna move in with Chandler...she was really supportive.You were so great.You made it so easy.And now you have to leave.And I have to live with a boy!It's gonna be fine.Now I can't wait to live with you!You know what we should do?Bring Monica, and we'll live together! We'll have so much fun!I think she's moving in with Chandler.Oh,that's right. You're still set on that?Kind of.Oh,my God!How's the packing going?Ben? He's fine. He's right.. Oh, my God!Get your head out of your shirt there, son!Yeah, it's a pumpkin. I'll come pack.-What's wrong? -Ross and I were helping pack...took a little break. I lost $1500 to him in Cups!How did you lose at Cups?The same way you lost!I started out with the king and the queen. Bam! Ross gets a 2 and a 3. Then I get a jack and a king. Boom! Ross gets a 4 and 5.Even Ross was getting the Cup card, the D Cup...the sitting-down bonus. I didn't even get half a cup! Nothing!Oh,man!He never played before either.I think beginner's luck is very important in Cups!Let's play one more hand. One more hand.No more! I cannot lose another dime. I'm serious this time.In fact,look.I wanna give you something.Let me give it to you before I pawn it for Cups money.I want you to have the big,white dog...as a thank-you for being such a great roommate.I can't take the big white dog. You love it.It's "him." Not "it."What if I bought it from you?Then your nice gesture would be giving it to me at a reasonable price. Say $1500?Wait a second. I see what you're trying to do here.You're trying to give me money again!When did I try to give you money?Over there with the bills!You tried to give me charity, I said no, you dropped it.We had a nice last night together.We had some fun,we gambled,nobody tried to give anybody any money. Now you start with the charity thing again!I'm trying to help you out. I wanna make sure that you're okay.I will be okay.You gotta get it out of your head that I can't take care of myself. I'm not gonna miss you helping me out with money.The only thing I'm gonna miss...is you.And now the dog.-Call me when you get there,okay? -Okay.I'm really gonna miss you.I have your key.-Here you go. -Thanks.God,this is silly. I'll see you in a couple of hours.Bye,house.再见-She really left. -I know.-Thank you. -No problem,roomie.-Can I ask you a question? -Sure.What the hell is that dog doing here?I invented the game of Cups as a way to give Joey money.-And now you want that money back? -Exactly.What kind of idiot do you take me for?It's not a real game. I made it up.I'm sorry you lost your money. But I won it fair and square.At a fake game!If you wanna try to make some of it back...I'd be glad to play you for it. But I should warn you.I am very good at Cups.I assume the saucer card came up when you played last.Let's see if it comes up this time.。

经典美剧《老友记》-第六季-第五集-字幕-对白-纯英文-看美剧学英语

I cannot believe that you didn't tell me we are still married!Look,I was going to tell you.When? After the birth of our first secret child?Ross didn't get the annulment. We are still married!-You're kidding. -Oh,my God!It wasn't my best decision,but I couldn't face another failed marriage. At what point did you think this was a successful marriage? Rach,come on. If you think about it, it's actually kind of funny. Maybe it's best not to think about it.This is inexcusable. I'm shocked to my very core.Phoebe,I told her you already knew.Another lie. You have a sickness!For my own peace of mind, are you married to any more of us? Look,Rach,I was going to tell you.I just wanted to do it in my own way.Yes,silently,with no words.Look,in Ross' defense,okay....The One With Joey's Porsche20To a Porsche.-Are these yours? -Yeah. That's what I drive.I make 4 bucks an hour. I saved up for 350 years.少来了Did anybody lose their keys?Put them in the lost and found.There's a lost and found?My shoe!You left a shoe here?I didn't realize till I got home. I wasn't gonna walk back with one shoe.I'll go find that guy's car and leave a note on the windshield.When he comes back for his keys, I'll give him your shoe.Great. Thanks.Oh,good. You guys are here. Listen.How would you like to spend tomorrow taking care of three cute puppies? My God! What a fun day! Sounds great!Yeah,all right.I'll bring them by tomorrow morning.By the way,they're not actually puppies.They're Frank and Alice's triplets. See you.What?Please,please,please? Frank and Alice...asked me to baby-sit them. I'm nervous. I've never done that.Don't worry. We'll do it.I'm gonna pass,because I was kind of iffy when it was puppies.Come on,Chandler. It'll give us great practice for when...people with babies come to visit.不是那辆So I still have boxes here.I still have boxes at Ross'.And I have nowhere to live.I could so easily freak out right now.What about me? Denise is leaving town for a while. I don't have a roommate.Well,maybe I could be your roommate,Phoebe.Maybe you could be my roommate!Well,there's an idea!That would be great!-How long is Denise gone for? -She said she'd be back December 26th. December 26th.Maybe she's Santa Claus.Oh,look who it is. My husband,the apple of my eye.Okay,I got us a court date for tomorrow at 2...and I picked up all the forms.I'll take care of it.Sure,if you say you'll take care of it,I have no reason to doubt you. Give me those forms.I'm gonna do this my way and I don't wanna hear a peep out of you.-Okay, Rach,but.. -You're peeping!Ross,I just got..-Why did you do this? -I told you..I don't wanna hear "three failed marriages."If you'd had two failed marriages, you'd understand.Thanks to you, I'm halfway there.Oh,I am so mad,Ross! I don't think I've ever been this angry!What about when I said we were on a break?-Nice car. -Yeah,it's not mine.-I love your car. -Yeah,it's mine.-I bet it's fast. -Me too. Yeah.And comfortable.-You like leather seats? -Yeah.It's got them!Phoebe,how's it going?I'm okay. Are they having fun? Am I talking too fast?No. You sound like me.It's going great. Look at Chandler with Little Baby Girl Chandler.Little Baby Girl Chandler. Where have I heard that before? Oh,Coach Rubin. Phoebe,when you're done over there, we've got a situation over here too. No. We are all responsible for our own babies.That's where you're wrong. We've been playing them man-to-man.We should really be playing a zone defense.What do you mean?Things'll go smoother if we each have a zone. Phoebe,be in charge of wiping. Mon,be in charge of diapering.I'll be in charge of looking at how cute they are when they put their hands... Sounds great, but you should be in charge of wiping.Okay,I'm a rookie. I should not be in the end zone.This is so great. This is exactly how we set the plates at the restaurant. Yeah? Well, this is not what I ordered.Hey,guys.Hey,babies.I'm having the best morning.That Porsche I've got the keys to? Still there.Shocking, since you still have the keys.You should see the treatment I get with that car.People are friendly. They wanna talk. And not just about the car.One guy advised me on my equity investments.What equity investments?The ones that got me the Porsche. Will you keep up?If people see me just standing there, they're gonna think I don't own it. So I figure I'll wash it. Monica, you got a bucket and soap?Oh,yeah. I got soap and sponges and rags...and carnauba wax and polishing compound.You don't even have a car.I know. Once there was a dirty car in front of the building,so I washed it. -And? -And six others.There you are.Yeah,she tops out at 130.That's just in the city. I get her up to 160 upstate.Really? You got a place upstate?Sure.-All right. See you later. -Okay. Take it easy.Hey. That's my car.Really?Just give me five more minutes.What are you doing?I found the keys and now I'm just polishing her up.-But it's my car. -Yeah,but it's my wax.Listen,I don't come to the city much.I don't know if you're crazy or if this is some street theater...but could I have my keys?Sure. Yeah. I'll save your parking spot.I'm not coming back.-Why not? -I live upstate.Yeah,so did I.I don't know why I was so nervous...and why Frank and Alice complain. This is easy.Yeah, two hours, a lifetime, that's the same.Check it out! When the babies wake up...they can meet Krog!That thing could put someone's eye out.He can do more than that. He can destroy the universe.They could swallow one of those little parts.Also,look at his smooth area. That's just gonna mess them up.It's just not an appropriate toy for 1-year-olds. Or 30-year-olds.They won't swallow anything. You're too overprotective.When I was a kid,my mom used to throw me into a pile of broken glass. -What? -Glass, sand, whatever.Look at little Leslie stretching in her sleep.Oh,it's so cute.I wonder when you stop putting both legs behind your head.I can still do that.How are you still single?I thought about it and maybe you're right. Maybe Krog is not a safe toy. -What made you change your mind? -I swallowed his sonic blaster gun. How did that happen?I was trying to prove that I was right.And it turns out I was wrong...and now it's lodged in my throat.This whole time we were concentrating on the babies...and no one was watching Chandler!You are asking the court for an annulment?Yes, Your Honor. Here are our forms, all filled out.So based on your petition...you are seeking an annulment on the grounds...that "Mr. Geller is mentally unstable."Fine. I'm mentally unstable.And based on the fact that "Mr. Geller is an intravenous drug user." -What? -Yes. Heroin and crack.Crack isn't even an intravenous drug.Well,you would know.Now, it also says here that you..."lied about your sexual preference before marriage."Oh,come on.Ross,please. I found the magazines.And finally,that you were "unable to consummate the marriage." Well, that makes sense since you're gay and addicted to heroin.You know, I'm sorry, this is insane.I'm not addicted to heroin, I'm not gay and there is no problem... with my ability to consummate anything.I'll consummate this marriage right here, right now!That won't be necessary.And when we were dating, we consummated like bunnies.If you were involved in a serious relationship, that creates a problem.Rest assured, that relationship ended two years ago.Strike "consummated like bunnies" from the record.Is there anything in this record that is actually true?Well, yes. We got married in Vegas.And the names,I think.That's not the way the legal system works.This process is based on an objective review of the facts, not of the lies. Objection!-It doesn't work like that either. -Overruled.Oh,stop it.Based on what I've heard, you certainly don't qualify for an annulment.If you don't wanna be together, file for divorce.That's great. You happy? Look what you did with your funny, funny form. What? Me? What about you and your "consummated like bunnies" nonsense? What are you typing that for? She said we don't get the annulment.Don't type that. What..Stop typing!Stop typing!"Stop typing, stop typing!"Okay, do you see what you're keeping me married to?Get out of my chambers.Lady, here's the deal.I came here for an annulment and I'm not leaving here until I get one!-Would you like a night in jail? -Thank you for your time.That Porsche guy took his car back.But you found the keys to his clothes?No, I just love the way it feels when everybody thinks I own a Porsche. They'll think you own one because of the clothes?Of course.Only an idiot would wear this stuff if he didn't have the car.That is true.Yeah,but only a genius would swallow a sonic blaster gun.Oh,I've been there.I am gonna go drive my Porsche.You know you don't actually have one.What are you doing? I'm in character. Will you talk to her?I think it just moved. It's poking me.We'll go to the emergency room.No, you can't leave me here with them. We're babysitting.The babies are asleep. You'll be okay on your own.You can't leave me with them. We're a team.We're playing a zone. They'll triple-team me!He's got plastic in his throat. We gotta go to the hospital.But a doctor won't be able to help him. And it's just gonna... naturally pass through his system in seven years.-I think that's gum. -I'm pretty sure it's gun.This really hurts. Let's go.But no! A real man wouldn't just run to the hospital.No! What would Krog do?Why isn't that valet back with my Porsche?Maybe because you've got the keys?保时捷-That was totally your fault. -My fault? You threatened the judge.You ripped the paper out of the court reporter's machine!That was the only way I could get him to stop typing!Hi. How are the Gellers?Don't call us that.The judge wouldn't let us get an annulment. Now we gotta get a divorce! Did a Porsche throw up on you?It's "Porsche-a"!Me taking care of you is no problem, huh?You guys feel safe, right?I'm gonna take that spit bubble as a "Yeah,I do!"Let's get rid of this dirty diaper. I'll set you up with a clean one.I'm sorry. I didn't mean to scare you. I just have to clean that up. Because, let's face it, we're at Monica's.I broke it. All right. Well, that's just the way things go.Okay. Good.Why are there only two of you?Where's Leslie?Well, you can't answer. Leslie? Where are you, Leslie?Now would be a good time for your first words.Well, look at you!You are a little bit mischievous. My gosh!Oh, you're a lot mischievous.Well, it'll dry.You sit with your brother and sister now...who aren't there.How do you feel?Let's just say Krog will be equipped to destroy the universe again...in 12 to 14 hours.I totally took care of the babies all by myself.I fed them,bathed them and put them to bed.And protected them from a tornado?Oh,my God!I know. The babies are asleep.Phoebe, what happened here?I did it. I took care of the babies all by myself.-But my apartment! -Was the setting of Phoebe's triumph.But the mess!Is not as important as the fact that Phoebe took care of the babies.You're right. I shouldn't freak out.This is what it'll be like when we have babies. When's that?Phoebe, look at this mess!Oh,honey. Thank God you're home. I was getting worried.I picked up the divorce papers.I've already signed everything. I put little X's where you need to sign. Little X's. Great! That makes up for everything.You know, you've done a lot of stupid stuff too, okay?Name one stupid thing that is as stupid as this one.How about you flew to London to stop my wedding?You told me you loved me after I was married.Wait,that was different. I did those things because I was in love with you. Right.You're right. That's very different.So let's just sign the papers.What?Nothing.Okay, can we just sign, please?Congratulations.Okay, wait,Ross. Wait a minute.I kind of have a little confession.What?Well, you know, this whole marriage thing.Kind of my idea.Excuse me?Remember how we were too drunk to remember anything when we were married? Yeah？I didn't really wanna say anything, but it just kept coming back to me.We were in the casino and you thought it'd be funny to eat a lot of grapes.And I thought it would be funnier if we got married.So as a compromise we decided first to get married and then...to eat a lot of grapes.Sorry I got us into this whole thing.So then if you think about it...this is all your fault.Yeah, don't push it, though.I gotta say...I know I divorce a lot of women.Never thought I'd be divorcing you.I know.I always thought if we got married, that'd be the one that stuck. And it wouldn't be a secret...and we wouldn't have our wedding dinner at Pizza Hut.Did I even treat?No, it was on the house. It was a newlywed special.That may be the most depressing thing I've heard.I should get these to my lawyer's office.Thanks for taking care of all this.No problem.-I'm gonna need a copy of those. -Totally.Careful around my Porsche!Hi,Joey.Hey. How you doing?He has the most amazing Porsche under there.I'd show you,but I just tucked her in. She's sleeping.Would you like to go for a drink?。

经典美剧《老友记》-第六季-第十集-字幕-对白-纯英文-看美剧学英语

Why is everybody using these tiny,little lights nowadays?I remember when people used big ones.That's a good story,Grandpa.Wow. Monica's letting other people help decorate her tree?Did someone get her drunk again,or...?Having a perfect tree is not what Christmas is about.It's about being with loved ones.That is nice. And we're done. Ta-da!It just doesn't quite feel like Christmas to me.Oh,here.See,now it feels like Christmas.The One With The Routine14Some people trace the Christmas tree to the Egyptians...who'd bring palm branches into huts on the shortest day of the year... symbolizing life's triumph over death.And that was,like,4000 years ago.Around the same time that you started this story.-Hey,you guys. -Hey. What's up?I had to get out of the apartment. Janine's stretching all over. Everywhere I look she's like....I can see why that's hard to resist.I like her so much.I'm sorry she doesn't feel the same.I know. And she's so sweet.I just want to feed her grapes and brush her hair.You are aware that she's not a monkey,right?I am so over Janine.Yeah,at first I thought she was hot, but now she's like old news. -Hey,guys. -Janine!I'm gonna be a dancer on a TV special for New Year's Eve.It's called some sort of Dickin' Rockin' Dicky Eve.Hold it.Are you talking about Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve? Yeah,that's what I said.Oh,my God, we love that show!Ross and I have been watching it since I can remember.You're still just a little fat girl inside, aren't you?I'm gonna be one of the party people.You're gonna be a party person? Those guys rock the most! They said to bring someone. Want to be my dance partner?I would love to spend New Year's with you.They're taping tomorrow. I don't understand why..Well,how it works is...the part with Dick Clark in Times Square is actually live.But they tape some of the party stuff ahead of time.Not a lot of people know that.Do you guys want to come too?-Are you serious? -We are there!What are you laughing at?Well,I used to date him, but you're still going out with her. Thanks. Great,so we can all go together.I gotta run. I'll catch you later.Bye,Janine.Did she just ask me out on a date?I don't think so.She invited him to the biggest party of the millennium. Yeah,but she also invited you and Ross.I'm sorry,I don't think that that was a romantic thing.Well, maybe. But,hey, I know how I can find out.It's a New Year's Eve party.So at midnight,I can kiss her. And if she kisses me back, great. If she says, "What are you doing?"I can say, "lt wasn't me, it was New Year's."That's better than Ross kissing me in high school...and saying that he did it because he needed Chap Stick.It was a dry day.We are going to Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve!Oh,my God!Oh,my God!Oh,my God!Okay,I've been on sets before...so let me give you some advice.It's a show,but we're just dancing. It's no big deal.Important thing to remember: Stay cool.-Got it. -Okay.Oh,my God! It's just like I dreamed it!Everyone! Gather up!-Excuse us! -Excuse us!The music's gonna start, you're gonna dance...we'll tape it. Don't look at the camera. Questions?Yeah,I have a question. When is this gonna air?Yeah. Now,you guys dance over there...you guys,over there. I want you two here.Everyone else,spread out.We'd rather not dance together because we're brother and sister.Yeah,it would seem kind of weird.As weird as coming all the way down here and then having to go home right now? So when is it gonna air?You look in the kitchen, I got the closet.I can save you time,ladies. I'm right here.Yeah. Why don't you take a walk? This doesn't concern you.We're looking for our presents from Monica.That's terrible.No, we do it every year.Oh, well, that makes it not terrible.Yeah,we never find them.She's always bested us, that wily...minx.We'll search here for an hour...and then we'll go to Joey's and search,okay?-You can't look for Monica's presents. -We have to.You don't have to. And you can't, because I live here too.Well,then you should look with us.Why?Aren't you worried about what to get Monica?No,I have a great idea for her present.Oh,that's it? A great idea? Oh,yeah?What if she gets you a great present...two mediums and lots of little ones...and you just get her one present? She'll feel bad.Why would you do that to her? Why? Why?-If I help,we can find them faster! -Right!We have a live one!-Oh,it's a Macy's bag! -Yeah.Who's it for?"Dear losers, do you really think I'd hide presents under the couch? P.S. Chandler, I knew they'd break you."Uh-oh. She may be onto us.We are so gonna find them this year.You said you'd go across the hall and look. Do you do that every year? Yeah.You don't go into the back of my closet...and look under my gym bag or anything?-No. Never do that. -No.That's where Joey gave me stuff to store that I've never seen.Okay, that did not just happen.Here comes a camera.Right. No biggie. Stay loose.Why do they keep doing that?We have to get up on one of those platforms.They've been taping them all day.Right.What'd you guys do to get up on there?We learned how to dance.When you learned to dance, did you forget how to put on underpants? Yeah!-Hey,you're a good dancer. -Really?You'd be better if you loosened your hips.-What do you mean? -Like this.That's it. Feel the rhythm. That's better.You're dancing with her.-We're together. -Yeah,we came together.I don't see it.You are dancing with the tall guy. Tall guy,raise your hand!Hey,buddy. Let me dance with her. I like her, and I think I have a shot. Really,you think so? I don't.I couldn't find anything.. Hey,wait!Yeah,we found them.They were in the guest-room closet.You have nothing to worry about because they're crap.Those are mine. I got those for you.Oh. Thanks,Chandler,they're great!Chandler,what is this very weird metal A-Z thing?Those are bookends. That's a great gift.Oh. Okay,I'm sorry. Thank you for my "az."Make sure you put all that stuff back in the closet.Yes,okay.By the way,I think it's really nice of you that even after you moved... you still keep storing that stuff for Joey.Hey,dancing girl?Can I go to the bathroom?Here we go. Yeah.Looking good,Gellers!We know!That snippy guy's the one who decides who gets on the platform.-We should go dance by him. -Okay.Okay,everybody,hold!Next on the platforms are....You two! And....-You two! -Cool!Excuse me,sir?Would it help if I weren't wearing underpants?Monica!Would it?How about me?Hey,tall guy!I want to talk to you about that girl you're dancing with.She's nice, huh? To think I almost brought my wife to this.Yeah. Yeah. Okay.Look,I came with that girl,okay?I plan to kiss her at the New Year's countdown.I'm trying to win her over. I..I don't think so.You can dance with my partner.She's real mellow.Look,you dating this girl you came with?I was hoping after tonight that maybe I could....No. No. She's fair game if you ask me. Sorry,buddy.All right. Hey.Fair is fair. When you're right, you're right. What can I say? Are you in second grade?Hey, man, you're the one who wet his pants.Monica would not hide the presents down here.No,but she did. Look,there's that old hippie I've always wanted. If they are here, Gunther knows about it.And I could get it out of him. He's had a huge crush on me. That's not fair to play with his head, though. You do it. Okay.Hey,Gunther.Hi.Getting to be that holiday time again,huh?Yes,it's like a miracle.I was thinking,since it's the time of giving gifts...I was wondering,are there any presents around here for me? You know what I mean?-I think I found them. -That's the Toys for Tots collection bin. -That's awfully convenient,don't you think? -For the tots it is. -Hey,you guys,guess what. -Did you find them?No,Gunther fainted.Man,this sucks.If Mom and Dad don't see us on TV after we made them jealous... then who's gonna be the losers then?I know what'll get us up on a platform.What?The routine!We haven't done the routine since middle school.When the snippy guy sees the routine...he'll want to build us our own platform.Was it that good?We got honorable mention in the brother/sister dance category!It's almost fake midnight. Do we really have any other choice? Okay,let's do it.Mom and Dad are gonna be so faced!Five,six,seven,eight!So do we really need to ask who's going up on the platform next? You get up there and do that again, exactly like that.Get this. Dick will want it for the Bloopers show.All right,cut! Listen up,everyone!When we start again, it'll be the countdown...so I want to see everybody's excitement!Hey,guy!You got three seconds to get away.What's going on here?Take a look at the guy's pants!You told us to show excitement, but don't you think he went overboard? What's the matter with you? Go!Yeah,take a hike,wet pants!Can you believe this?We're on the platform for the millennial moment!I know!You haven't been practicing the routine, have you?No.Me too!When the music starts...I was thinking about maybe going into the robot.Ross, we should stick to the routine. We don't want to look stupid.All right, we're back! Ten seconds left.-Seven. -Okay,it all comes down to this.Whatever happens,happens.Destiny.three,two,one!-Cut! -No!Year!Happy "No" Year!Now we go to the live shot of Times Square. That's a wrap!What did that snippy guy say?I think he's kicking out anyone who's not dancing.So just keep dancing.Hey,look who I found.Oh,hi,guys!Birds have a very good sense of direction.I thought maybe they could help us find the presents.Yes,if the presents are hidden south for the winter.Or we could just follow your clever jokes. Any ideas? Didn't think so. Come on,show us where the presents are.The duck seems to think that Monica got me garbage.I wonder what I could get Monica that's as good as garbage.How about my "az"?-Hey. This is hollow. -What?This bench,it's hollow. I can't believe I never knew that!-Oh,the presents! -Don't look directly at them!What?All right,no,we could look at them.This one's for me!This one's for Chandler. Here.-And the big one's for me! -Oh,let's open them!-Wait a minute. We can't do this. -Why?I don't want to know what Monica got me.I'm sure she worked hard at getting it and wanting to surprise me. And you guys are gonna ruin that.We have to put these back. This is not what Christmas is about. Whatever,Linus. I'm opening mine.Nobody is opening anything, okay?I want to see the look on her face when I give her my present.I'm sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine.So,please,please,can we just...? Can we put them back?-Will you get us better gifts? -Fine.Hey,guys.You found the presents?You let them find the presents?Great.Do you know how long it took me to find you that water purifier? -That's what you got me? -Yes,I see. That look is priceless. Home sweet home,huh?Nice to get back to reality.Plus,we know how the New Year's gonna go off.I guess there's no reason for all that Y2K panic,you know? Anyway,good night.-Joey? -Yeah?Three...two,one.Happy New Year.What was that for?Tonight when they yelled "cut" and we didn't get to kiss...I was really,really disappointed, and I just....I just really wanted to kiss you.Really?In the moment,I really wanted to kiss you too. In the moment.-In the moment. -But only in the moment.So do you want to kiss again?Sure. New Year's Eve is only two weeks away.Can you wait?Me neither.Three,two....You don't have to count down every time we kiss.Oh. Okay.Except I sort of felt like I needed a couple seconds to get ready. We were on the platform,ready to dance into the new millennium... and the guy yells,"Cut!"-So Joey didn't get to kiss Janine? -Nope,he sure didn't.I guess that means that you guys are still tied.I don't know about that. I think she saw us do our routine.I may have boogied right into first place.So you guys are telling me that you actually did...the routine from eighth grade?Yeah! But of course we had to update it a little bit.Hey, by the way, quick thinking about catching me.There's no way you could've done the end...the way you guys did it back then.What? We could do it.I don't know. You were a lot bigger.. I mean,stronger back then.I can do it,okay?Come on,let's go! Come on.One,two,three,four...five,six,seven,eight.I can't do it!Now,you do that,you're on TV.。

经典美剧《老友记》-第六季-第十一集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语

You think I have a chance with Janine? 你们觉得我追得到吉宁吗？We've been through this. 我们讨论过这件事了Don't do this to yourself. 对啊，别折磨自己了She made it clear it isn't going to happen. 她已经明白表示不可能All right,then. I guess I shouldn't get too excited... 那我也不该太兴奋that I just kissed her! 即使刚刚吻了她-Are you serious? -That's great! 真的假的？太好了Yeah,well,we'll see. 还得观察You kissed her? 你吻了她We kissed it up real nice. 吻得可火热了So you ended up with Janine. 所以你跟吉宁在一起了Well, congratulations, you won fair and square. 恭喜，你赢得光明正大Yeah, it was real neck and neck there for awhile. 是啊，原本你们还平分秋色So you kissed. Then what happened? 所以你吻了她，然后呢？I came over here to tell you guys. 我就跑来告诉你们So she's waiting over there for you? 而她在对面等你？Yeah. 而她在对面等你？The One With The Apothecary Table 本集播出：“见色不忘友”20 我得走了好I'm gonna be late for dance class. 我上舞蹈课要迟到了Okay. 好-Okay,now I'm really leaving. -All right. 我真的已经迟到了好But can you just... 但你可以...just leave your lips? 把嘴唇留下来吗？再见把嘴唇留下来吗？Have you kissed her yet? 你们吻过她吗？It's awesome! 有够销魂的I could do it forever. 我怎么吻都吻不腻You know what? She kisses better than my mom cooks. 她的吻功比我妈的厨艺还强I'm so glad you said, "cooks." 幸好你说的是厨艺Look,it's like imagine your best kiss ever. 想像你们最销魂蚀骨的吻Right? Okay, now multiply that by, like, 10. 然后乘以十倍Wait a second, you dated Ross. 等等，你跟罗斯交往And you date Chandler. Okay,multiply it by,like,50. 你跟钱德交往乘以五十倍Rachel,you've got to tell the post office that you've moved. 瑞秋，你得通知邮局你搬家了We still get your bills and stuff. 你的信件还是都寄到这里来Pottery Barn! You can throw the rest away. 陶瓷货仓，剩下的可以扔了I'm not your garbage man. 我不是你的清洁工I'm your mailman. 我是你的邮差Monica,look. 摩妮卡你看Here is that table that I ordered. 这里有我订的桌子-You got it from Pottery Barn? -Yeah. It's an apothecary table. 你是在陶瓷货仓买的？对，这叫药师桌Does anyone even know what an apothecary is? 有谁知道药师是什么？A pharmacist. 就是药剂师"A pharmacist." “药剂师”Phoebe hates Pottery Barn. 菲比最讨厌陶瓷货仓了I hate Pottery Barn too. 我也讨厌陶瓷货仓They kicked me out just because I sat on a bed. 我才在床上坐坐，就被赶出去You took off your pants and got under the sheets. 你脱了裤子钻进被子里I was tired. 我累了Phoebe hates Pottery Barn? 菲比讨厌陶瓷货仓？She hates mass-produced stuff. 量产的东西她都讨厌She thinks her furniture should have a story behind it. 她觉得她的傢俱应该要有历史，有典故This has a story behind it. 它有典故啊They had to ship it all the way from the White Plains store. 它是大老远从白原店运来的It's got to be one-of-a-kind. 她喜欢独一无二Like that God-awful ceramic fruit bowl she has on her counter? 就像她那个丑到爆的水果陶碗Hey! I made that for her. 那是我做的-You made pottery? -Yeah. 你会捏陶？对I made it out of a fruit bowl I found in the garbage. 是从垃圾堆检来的啦If you put that in her apartment, you'll never hear the end of it. 你把桌子搬回家肯定会被念到死I'll tell her that it's an antique. 好，我就说那是古董She doesn't have to know where it came from. 她不必知道它的出处I love these little drawers. 你看这些小抽屉Oh,look! It says that it holds 300 CDs. 上面说可以放三百张CDJust like the apothecary tables of yore. 正如往昔的药师桌Your what? 正如什么？-What? -What? 什么？Enjoy the catalog,sweetheart. 慢慢看你的型录吧So the farmer says: 然后农夫说"That's not a cow, an d you're not milking." “那不是母牛你也不是在挤奶”I'm so glad you're together. 你们能在一起真好We wanted a couple to go out with, and now we have one. 我们总算找到一对情侣朋友了We're a couple of couples. 我们是成双又成对I had so much fun tonight. What a great restaurant! 今晚真开心，那家餐厅好棒And,Chandler, I can't believe I let you pay for this one. 钱德，我居然让你请客Thanks again,man. 再次感谢If you come over tomorrow, I'll make pasta. 明天要不要过来？我来做我说的那种意大利面-That'd be great! -Okay. 那太好了But at least let us bring the wine. 不过至少让我们带酒来-You don't have to. -I insist. 不必客气了不行，我坚持-You'll get the wine,right? -Yeah. 你会买吧？会啦-Okay,good night. -See you tomorrow. 那就晚安明天见Can't wait. 好期待喔How are we going to get out of that one? 我们要怎么逃过一劫？-What? -I can't handle two nights in a row with them. 什么？我没办法连续应酬他们两晚What's wrong with them? 摩妮卡和钱德有什么不好？They're just a little... 不晓得，他们就是有点...blah! 哈啦Blah? 哈啦？Well,you know,he's blah. She's just... 他很哈啦她...She's very loud for such a small person. 她很娇小嗓门却很大They're my best friends. 他们是我最要好的朋友Are you saying we can't go out? Because that'd be a problem. 我们不能跟他们往来吗？那可就麻烦了Of course we can still hang out with them. 不是，往来当然可以Just not two nights in a row. 只是不要连续两晚-Okay? -I guess. 好吗？好吧Thank you. 谢谢I'll sell my friends and use the money to buy you presents. 要我卖了朋友给你买礼物都行What a great table! Where did you get it? 好棒的桌子，在哪里买的？Guess. 你猜A flea market? 跳蚤市场？I knew you would get it on the first guess. 我就知道你会一猜就中Isn't it cool? It's an apothecary table. 很酷吧，这是药师桌You can just imagine that this is where... 你可以想象...they kept all their stuff to make potions. 他们就是把药材存放在这里面You can almost smell the opium. 几乎能闻到鸦片的味道Almost. 就是啊How much was it? 多少钱？Just only 500 bucks. 才5百Five hundred bucks at a flea market? 跳蚤市场买的要5百？I thought you meant how much was it... 我以为你是问when it was new,back then. 当年全新时的价钱It was at a flea market, so it was like a dollar. 因为是跳蚤市场所以差不多1块钱-A dollar? -And 50? 1块钱？再加50元So it was like one and 50 dollars. 总共51元-They gave you the old-time pricing. -Yeah. 他们算你当年的价格对Well,what period is it from? 它是哪个年代的？It's from yore. 往昔年代Like the "days of yore," you know? 就是往昔的时代Yes,I do. 我知道-It's just perfect. -Oh,good. 天哪，真是太完美了I bet it has a great story too. 它一定有很棒的典故Did they tell you where it's from or...? 卖方有提到它的出处或…Yes,that I know. This is from White Plains. 有，这个我知道，它来自白原White Plains. 白原It sounds like such a magical place. 听起来好神奇-I'm here. -Hi! 我们来了Oh,my God! 我的天哪-You like it? -Oh,my God! 你喜欢吗？完了It's my new apothecary table! 这是我的新药师桌Phoebe will be here any second. She can't see this. 罗斯，菲比就快到了不能让她看到Why not? She'll love it. It's the real thing. 为什么？她一定会喜欢，这是好东西I got it at Pottery Barn. 是在陶瓷货仓买的I know. I bought the same one. 我知道，我也买了一张And if she sees your table, she'll know I lied. 她看到你的桌子就会知道我骗她-I said ours was an original. -Why? 我说我们的是原版为什么？Because she hates Pottery Barn. 因为她讨厌陶瓷货仓She hates Pottery Barn? 她讨厌陶瓷货仓？I know. I know. She says it's all mass-produced... 我也很惊讶，她说那是量产nothing is authentic,and everyone winds up having the same stuff. 没有真品，大家买的都一样So come on! Can we cover this up,please? 她随时会进来拿个东西盖住它好吗？No,no. I am not gonna hide it from Phoebe. 不要，我才不要遮遮掩掩的Although I did get some great Pottery Barn sheets. 不过我也买了很漂亮的床单I forgot they made sheets! 我忘了他们也有出床单I still can't believe she hates Pottery Barn. 她居然会讨厌陶瓷货仓It's not like she hates you. 别再念了，她又不是讨厌你Yeah,but Pottery Barn? 但是陶瓷货仓耶You know what I think? She's just weird. 我觉得根本是她怪胎It's because she's a twin. Twins are weird. 因为她是双胞胎双胞胎都很怪She's not weird. She likes her stuff to be one-of-a-kind. 她不是怪她只是希望她的东西独一无二You know what's not one-of-a-kind? A twin! 什么最不独一无二？双胞胎Let's turn out the lights and watch the movie. 菲比来了，把灯关掉看电影吧-Hey,cool sheet! -You like it? 好…好漂亮的床单喜欢是吧？-You want to know where I got it? -Sure. 想知道哪里买的吗好啊At a flea market. 他是在跳蚤市场买的You buy your sheets at a flea market? 你上跳蚤市场买床单？Come on, you gotta loosen the purse strings a little. 罗斯，别这么小器吧Dinner will be ready in 20 minutes. 再过20分钟就能吃了好兴奋喔Here is the wine to bring over tonight. 这是你今晚要带过来的酒You were also gonna buy Monica flowers... 你想送花给摩妮卡...but you couldn't,because you paid for dinner last night. 却买不起因为你付了昨晚的钱Thanks. But it's just gonna be me tonight. 谢谢，但今晚只有我要过去-What happened to Janine? -She's really sick. 吉宁怎么了？她病得很重-That's too bad. -Yeah,she's been in there all day. 真糟糕对啊，她整天都在房里High fever,nose problem. It's... 发高烧，鼻塞phlegm,phlegm, phlegm,phlegm,phlegm. 痰痰痰痰痰Monica! Chandler! 摩妮卡，钱德I'm sorry about tonight. I don't know if Joey told you... 今晚真抱歉，乔伊说了吗？but I couldn't get out of going to this play. 有出戏我一定得去看，抱歉Have a great time,huh? 玩得开心点好That's funny, I saw no phlegm. 怪了，没有痰啊Oh,no,she really is sick. 不，她真的病得很重Then why is she going to a play? 那她为什么要去看戏？Well,you know,"Starve a fever... 你知道的感冒想退烧go to a play for a cold." 就要去看戏Why is Janine not coming over for dinner? 乔伊，吉宁为什么不来吃饭？She didn't want to hang out with you guys two nights in a row. 她不想连续陪你们两晚I'm so sorry. 对不起Why doesn't she want to hang out with us? 她为什么不想陪我们？Because she thinks that you are blah. 因为她觉得你很哈啦And that you,Monica, are too loud. 而摩妮卡你的嗓门太大What?! 什么？What? 什么？So she just pretended to have a good time? 所以她昨晚只是假装开心？She was lying to our faces? 她当面骗我们？I can't believe this. Who is she to judge us? 太扯了，她凭什么批评我们？-We couldn't have been nicer to her. -And I am not blah. I am a hoot! 我们对她多好我才不哈啦，我是谈笑风生Come on,please,you guys. Don't be mad. 拜托啦，别生气I'm sure she said it... 她一定是...because she was nervous because you're my best friends. 紧张才会这么说你们是我最要好的朋友And it was our first date. 我们又是第一次约会Plus,she's really sick. 而且她病得很重You said you made that up! 你明明说那是假的But isn't the sick thing better than the play thing? 但你不觉得生病比看戏好吗？They're both good. I generally just go with, "Monica's drunk again." 都很好我通常都说摩妮卡又醉了Come on,please just give her another chance. 拜托啦，再给她一次机会-She'll come around,I promise. -Of course we will. 她一定会喜欢你们的当然好-Come on,we gotta make dinner. -Okay. 回去煮饭吧好I do not like that woman! 我不喜欢那个女人I can hear you! 我听得见I am loud! 我的嗓门真的很大真好笑我的嗓门真的很大Can you please not put your feet up on my new..? 菲比，别把脚翘在我的新…Old sheet. 旧床单上Oh,sure. 好My apothecary table! 我的药师桌-What? -No! 什么？不-Where did you get this? -At Pottery Barn,okay? 这张桌子是哪里买的？陶瓷货仓，好吗？Oh,my God! 天哪Pottery Barn has ripped off the design of our antique! 陶瓷货仓抄袭我们的古董If they've ripped off our table... 天哪，要是他们会抄袭ours must be worth much more than one and 50 dollars. 那张桌子一定不只值51元This doesn't even smell like opium. 这张连鸦片的味道都没有It smells like wine, which you spilled. 当然没有，只有你沥的酒味And thanks for wrecking my sheet. 谢谢你还毁了我的床单Ross,calm down. I'll give you the 80 cents. 别激动，我赔你80分就是了Okay,one more time. 再来一次Would you like some orange juice? 钱德，你还要柳橙汁吗？-Perfect decibel. -I know! 音量刚刚好就是啊What are you guys doing? 你们在干什么？Nothing. We're just talking. You know,blah-blah-blah. 没什么，就是聊天哈啦Come on, you said you were gonna try. 别这样，你们说过要尽力的I came over to invite you to a movie with me and Janine. 我来找你们一起去看电影-What do you say? -I'd like to... 你们觉得呢？非常乐意but I'm not sure if we have the time. 不过不确定我们有没有时间Very funny. I don't know what to do. 真好笑…我也很无奈I really want you to get along. 我真的很希望你们能处得来Please come to the movie with us. You owe me. 拜托你们跟我们去吧这是你们欠我的-We owe you? -That's right. 我们欠你？没错I helped you out in the start of your relationship. 你们刚交往时，我帮了很多忙I helped you sneak around for six months. 我帮你们偷鸡摸狗6个月I looked like an idiot. 跟白痴一样And I was humiliated. 还被羞辱And I only made $200. 却只赚了2百We didn't give you any money. 我们没有给你钱You don't think I know that? 你以为我不知道吗？I can't decide if it goes better by the new chair... 我不知道该拿它配柳条餐桌椅the Sahara desk... 黄色书桌or the Parker console table. 还是螺形托脚桌I didn't know there was a Pottery Barn up here. 原来这里也有陶瓷货仓-I know,I went a little crazy. -A little? 我知道，我有点买疯了有点？Your place looks like page 72 of the catalog. 这里就像型录第72页Look at that! 看The ornamental birdcage! Large. 装饰鸟笼，大号的Oh,Ross? Be careful. That is very old. 罗斯，小心，那个很旧Colonial bird merchants used to bring their birds to market in that. 殖民地时代早期的鸟商都用它带鸟上市场Fascinating. 有意思Another amazing find! 又一个惊人的发现-I bet this has a great story too. -It does. 它一定也有很棒的典故没错It is a room-separating apparatus from Colonial times. 这是殖民地时期分隔房间的装置A lot of this stuff is from the Colonial times. 有好多东西都来自殖民地时期What are some other time periods,Rachel? 还有哪些时期呢，瑞秋？Well,there's yore. 有往昔And,you know,yesteryear. 还有昨年Rachel has such a good eye for this stuff. 瑞秋对这种东西真的很有眼光Ross,if you ever decide to redecorate... 罗斯，如果你家要重新布置and I think you should... 我觉得很有必要you should ask Rachel to help. 你应该找瑞秋帮忙He doesn't need my help. 他才不需要我的帮忙I think he's ready to get rid of the.. What'd you call it? 拜托，他早该扔掉那些…你是怎么说的？The "cheap knockoffs and dinosaur junk"? 廉价的赝品和恐龙垃圾Really? 是吗？You know, since you have such a great sense of what I need.. 你知道吗？既然你这么清楚我的需求Here's 60 bucks. 我这里有60元Why don't you take Phoebe down to that Colonial flea market... 你带着菲比去殖民时期跳蚤市场...and get me some stuff. 帮我办货I don't think Phoebe wants to come. 我觉得菲比不会想去-I do want to. -She does want to. 不，我想去她想去-She does want to. -Yeah! 她想去没错-I'm gonna get my purse. -Okay. 我去拿我包包好的Hey,can I have all this stuff when she makes you throw it out? 等她逼你扔掉这些东西我可以接收吗？Well, sure, and I'll show you right where you can put it. 当然可以，我还会教你怎么摆I guess the flea market was just better last time. 我不知道该说什么上次比较有得逛Well, at least I got these sheets for Ross. 至少我帮罗斯买了床单没错Look at this. Pottery Barn. 看，是陶瓷货仓You know what? Don't look at it. 别看了-Seriously,don't look at it. -Look! 真的，别看了你看There's the table they stole from us. 他们抄袭我们的咖啡桌Oh,those bastards! Let's go. 那些混蛋！我们走That fan kind of looks like ours and the birdcage and... 那台电风扇跟我们的有点像还有那个鸟笼和…Wait a second, this is our exact living room! 这根本就是我们的客厅No,it's not. 才不是呢Come on,ours is totally different. 我们的完全不一样I mean,we don't have the.. We don't have that lamp. 我们没有… 我们没有那盏灯And that screen is on the other side. 还有那扇隔板是在另一边Oh,my God. This is where you got all our stuff. 天哪，那些东西是这里买的Pottery Barn! Oh,my God! 陶瓷货仓我的天哪Okay,I did,all right? I'm sorry. 你说对了，对不起I wanted this stuff,and I know how you feel about Pottery Barn. 我想要这些东西又知道你讨厌陶瓷货仓-Come on,don't be mad. -No,but I am mad. 你不要生气但是我气死了Because this stuff is what's wrong with the world... 这些代表世间丑恶的东西and it's in my living room... 都在我的客厅里and all I can think about is how I don't have that lamp! 而我却只想着我没有那盏灯Well,then,honey,buy the lamp. 那就买下那盏灯We have that 60 bucks from Ross. 我们有罗斯给的60元I can't! I can't! 我不行…Unless... 除非…Are you saying you'd move out if I didn't buy that lamp? 你是说我不买那盏灯你就要搬走吗？No,I'm not gonna move out! 不，我不会搬走But are you saying that you would move out if I didn't buy that lamp? 你是说我不买那盏灯你就要搬走吗？-Yes! I would so move out. -Then I don't have a choice. 没错，我一定会搬走那我就没办法了-I have to buy that lamp! -That's right. 我得买下那盏灯没错But at least the apothecary table's real. 不过至少那张药师桌是真货This was great. Didn't everybody have a great time? 真好，大家都很尽兴吧？I did. I really did, and I've got to say... 我很尽兴，真的I'm sorry if I was weird after the last time we went out. 还有很抱歉上次聚会后我态度怪怪的I guess I was just nervous. 可能是紧张吧-That's understandable. -Don't worry about it. 我们完全可以理解别放在心上So we can go out again? 所以我们可以再出去罗？-Absolutely. -Well,good. 当然可以那就晚安晚安See? 看吧？Wasn't that fun? 很开心吧？We have got to move. 我们非搬家不可What? 什么？I knew it! 我就知道You're not so quiet yourself, missy! 你的嗓门也不小，死丫头I'm blah? The only thing more boring than modern dance... 我哈啦？比看现代舞更无聊的327 就是听你聊现代舞"Oh,Chandler,I just lost myself in the movement." “钱德，我刚才浑然忘我”You know,I know you're talking... 我知道你在说话but all I hear is, "Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah." 但我只听到叽哩呱啦叽哩呱啦All right,you and me! Let's go right now! 我们现在就出去决胜负All right,enough! 好了，够了…Enough! You two, go home. I gotta talk to Janine. 你们回去，我要跟吉宁谈一谈I really think you could take her. 你绝对可以撂倒她You better hope I don't see you in the hallway! 别让我在走廊上碰到你All right. 好了…Look,we got a little bit of a problem here. 我们有个小小的问题You can't my treat my friends that way. 他们是我的朋友你不能对他们无礼-They said stuff to me too. -I know,I'll talk to them about it. 他们也对我出言不逊我知道，我会找他们谈They mean so much to me. 他们对我很重要They're like my family, you know? 就像我的家人If you guys are gonna be fighting all the time.... 如果你们一见面就吵，我…I don't think we can be together. It just can't work,okay? 我们就不能在一起这是行不通的It can't. 这不行I'm very upset. 我很不开心Okay. 好Would it help if I apologized? 要是我过去道歉呢？Yeah. 要是我过去道歉呢？That'd be very helpful. 那就太好了What did I tell you about the hall? 我说在走廊上碰到会怎样？I was coming over to apologize for my behavior. 我只是要过去向你们道歉I'd really like it if we could be friends. 我很希望能跟你们做朋友Well,I know that would make Joey happy,so... 我知道那样乔伊会很高兴所以...I would like that too. 我也愿意-Great. -Now,come on. 太好了来吧-I'm glad we worked it out. -Me too. 很高兴能达成共识我也是-I'll see you. -Bye. 回头见再见-Or I'll hear you. -That's it, big girl! 听都听得见够了，来吧Wait! 慢着You'd better run! 你最好快逃Did you hear that? 你听见了吗？听见了-What am I gonna do? -I'm sorry,man. 我该怎么办？难为你了-Want to go watch? -Yeah! 要去看吗？当然You know,I'm not sure you could have taken Janine. 你不见得打得过吉宁I could have taken her. 我当然打得过-She's much bigger than you. -Are you kidding me? 她比你高多了开什么玩笑I know what to do with tall girls. You go for their knees. 我有对付高个子的诀窍就是攻她的膝盖-How you doing? -So did she move out? 你们好她搬出去了吗？Pretty much. 差不多了I can't believe you just broke up with her. 你居然就这样跟她分手When it's not right, you know it. 不适合就是不适合-You okay? -I'll be all right. 你还好吗？死不了-You know what would cheer you up? -What? 我有办法让你开心什么办法？I'm giving this lecture on erosion theories tomorrow night. 我明晚要教侵食理论I think you should come. 你应该来听You're right, that did cheer me up. 我确实开心多了381 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:00,000。

经典美剧《老友记》-第六季-第十一集-字幕-对白-纯英文-看美剧学英语

You think I have a chance with Janine?We've been through this.Don't do this to yourself.She made it clear it isn't going to happen.All right,then. I guess I shouldn't get too excited... that I just kissed her!-Are you serious? -That's great!Yeah,well,we'll see.You kissed her?We kissed it up real nice.So you ended up with Janine.Well, congratulations, you won fair and square. Yeah, it was real neck and neck there for awhile. So you kissed. Then what happened?I came over here to tell you guys.So she's waiting over there for you?Yeah.The One With The Apothecary Table20I'm gonna be late for dance class.Okay.-Okay,now I'm really leaving. -All right.But can you just...just leave your lips?再见Have you kissed her yet?It's awesome!I could do it forever.You know what? She kisses better than my mom cooks.I'm so glad you said, "cooks."Look,it's like imagine your best kiss ever.Right? Okay, now multiply that by, like, 10.Wait a second, you dated Ross.And you date Chandler. Okay,multiply it by,like,50. Rachel,you've got to tell the post office that you've moved. We still get your bills and stuff.Pottery Barn! You can throw the rest away.I'm not your garbage man.I'm your mailman.Monica,look.Here is that table that I ordered.-You got it from Pottery Barn? -Yeah. It's an apothecary table. Does anyone even know what an apothecary is?A pharmacist."A pharmacist."Phoebe hates Pottery Barn.I hate Pottery Barn too.They kicked me out just because I sat on a bed.You took off your pants and got under the sheets.I was tired.Phoebe hates Pottery Barn?She hates mass-produced stuff.She thinks her furniture should have a story behind it.This has a story behind it.They had to ship it all the way from the White Plains store.It's got to be one-of-a-kind.Like that God-awful ceramic fruit bowl she has on her counter? Hey! I made that for her.-You made pottery? -Yeah.I made it out of a fruit bowl I found in the garbage.If you put that in her apartment, you'll never hear the end of it. I'll tell her that it's an antique.She doesn't have to know where it came from.I love these little drawers.Oh,look! It says that it holds 300 CDs.Just like the apothecary tables of yore.Your what?-What? -What?Enjoy the catalog,sweetheart.So the farmer says:"That's not a cow, and you're not milking."I'm so glad you're together.We wanted a couple to go out with, and now we have one.We're a couple of couples.I had so much fun tonight. What a great restaurant!And,Chandler, I can't believe I let you pay for this one. Thanks again,man.If you come over tomorrow, I'll make pasta.-That'd be great! -Okay.But at least let us bring the wine.-You don't have to. -I insist.-You'll get the wine,right? -Yeah.-Okay,good night. -See you tomorrow.Can't wait.How are we going to get out of that one?-What? -I can't handle two nights in a row with them.What's wrong with them?They're just a little...blah!Blah?Well,you know,he's blah. She's just...She's very loud for such a small person.They're my best friends.Are you saying we can't go out? Because that'd be a problem. Of course we can still hang out with them.Just not two nights in a row.-Okay? -I guess.Thank you.I'll sell my friends and use the money to buy you presents. What a great table! Where did you get it?Guess.A flea market?I knew you would get it on the first guess.Isn't it cool? It's an apothecary table.You can just imagine that this is where... they kept all their stuff to make potions. You can almost smell the opium.Almost.How much was it?Just only 500 bucks.Five hundred bucks at a flea market?I thought you meant how much was it... when it was new,back then.It was at a flea market, so it was like a dollar. -A dollar? -And 50?So it was like one and 50 dollars.-They gave you the old-time pricing. -Yeah. Well,what period is it from?It's from yore.Like the "days of yore," you know?Yes,I do.-It's just perfect. -Oh,good.I bet it has a great story too.Did they tell you where it's from or...? Yes,that I know. This is from White Plains. White Plains.It sounds like such a magical place.-I'm here. -Hi!Oh,my God!-You like it? -Oh,my God!It's my new apothecary table!Phoebe will be here any second. She can't see this.Why not? She'll love it. It's the real thing.I got it at Pottery Barn.I know. I bought the same one.And if she sees your table, she'll know I lied.-I said ours was an original. -Why?Because she hates Pottery Barn.She hates Pottery Barn?I know. I know. She says it's all mass-produced...nothing is authentic,and everyone winds up having the same stuff. So come on! Can we cover this up,please?No,no. I am not gonna hide it from Phoebe.Although I did get some great Pottery Barn sheets.I forgot they made sheets!I still can't believe she hates Pottery Barn.It's not like she hates you.Yeah,but Pottery Barn?You know what I think? She's just weird.It's because she's a twin. Twins are weird.She's not weird. She likes her stuff to be one-of-a-kind.You know what's not one-of-a-kind? A twin!Let's turn out the lights and watch the movie.-Hey,cool sheet! -You like it?-You want to know where I got it? -Sure.At a flea market.You buy your sheets at a flea market?Come on, you gotta loosen the purse strings a little.Dinner will be ready in 20 minutes.Here is the wine to bring over tonight.You were also gonna buy Monica flowers...but you couldn't,because you paid for dinner last night. Thanks. But it's just gonna be me tonight.-What happened to Janine? -She's really sick.-That's too bad. -Yeah,she's been in there all day.High fever,nose problem. It's...phlegm,phlegm, phlegm,phlegm,phlegm.Monica! Chandler!I'm sorry about tonight. I don't know if Joey told you...but I couldn't get out of going to this play.Have a great time,huh?That's funny, I saw no phlegm.Oh,no,she really is sick.Then why is she going to a play?Well,you know,"Starve a fever...go to a play for a cold."Why is Janine not coming over for dinner?She didn't want to hang out with you guys two nights in a row. I'm so sorry.Why doesn't she want to hang out with us?Because she thinks that you are blah.And that you,Monica, are too loud.What?!What?So she just pretended to have a good time?She was lying to our faces?I can't believe this. Who is she to judge us?-We couldn't have been nicer to her. -And I am not blah. I am a hoot! Come on,please,you guys. Don't be mad.I'm sure she said it...because she was nervous because you're my best friends.And it was our first date.Plus,she's really sick.You said you made that up!But isn't the sick thing better than the play thing?They're both good. I generally just go with, "Monica's drunk again." Come on,please just give her another chance.-She'll come around,I promise. -Of course we will.-Come on,we gotta make dinner. -Okay.I do not like that woman!I can hear you!I am loud!真好笑Can you please not put your feet up on my new..?Old sheet.Oh,sure.My apothecary table!-What? -No!-Where did you get this? -At Pottery Barn,okay?Oh,my God!Pottery Barn has ripped off the design of our antique!If they've ripped off our table...ours must be worth much more than one and 50 dollars. This doesn't even smell like opium.It smells like wine, which you spilled.And thanks for wrecking my sheet.Ross,calm down. I'll give you the 80 cents.Okay,one more time.Would you like some orange juice?-Perfect decibel. -I know!What are you guys doing?Nothing. We're just talking. You know,blah-blah-blah. Come on, you said you were gonna try.I came over to invite you to a movie with me and Janine. -What do you say? -I'd like to...but I'm not sure if we have the time.Very funny. I don't know what to do.I really want you to get along.Please come to the movie with us. You owe me.-We owe you? -That's right.I helped you out in the start of your relationship.I helped you sneak around for six months.I looked like an idiot.And I was humiliated.And I only made $200.We didn't give you any money.You don't think I know that?I can't decide if it goes better by the new chair...the Sahara desk...or the Parker console table.I didn't know there was a Pottery Barn up here.-I know,I went a little crazy. -A little?Your place looks like page 72 of the catalog.Look at that!The ornamental birdcage! Large.Oh,Ross? Be careful. That is very old.Colonial bird merchants used to bring their birds to market in that. Fascinating.Another amazing find!-I bet this has a great story too. -It does.It is a room-separating apparatus from Colonial times.A lot of this stuff is from the Colonial times.What are some other time periods,Rachel?Well,there's yore.And,you know,yesteryear.Rachel has such a good eye for this stuff.Ross,if you ever decide to redecorate...and I think you should...you should ask Rachel to help.He doesn't need my help.I think he's ready to get rid of the.. What'd you call it?The "cheap knockoffs and dinosaur junk"?Really?You know, since you have such a great sense of what I need.. Here's 60 bucks.Why don't you take Phoebe down to that Colonial flea market... and get me some stuff.I don't think Phoebe wants to come.-I do want to. -She does want to.-She does want to. -Yeah!-I'm gonna get my purse. -Okay.Hey,can I have all this stuff when she makes you throw it out? Well, sure, and I'll show you right where you can put it.I guess the flea market was just better last time.Well, at least I got these sheets for Ross.Look at this. Pottery Barn.You know what? Don't look at it.-Seriously,don't look at it. -Look!There's the table they stole from us.Oh,those bastards! Let's go.That fan kind of looks like ours and the birdcage and...Wait a second, this is our exact living room!No,it's not.Come on,ours is totally different.I mean,we don't have the.. We don't have that lamp.And that screen is on the other side.Oh,my God. This is where you got all our stuff.Pottery Barn! Oh,my God!Okay,I did,all right? I'm sorry.I wanted this stuff,and I know how you feel about Pottery Barn.-Come on,don't be mad. -No,but I am mad.Because this stuff is what's wrong with the world...and it's in my living room...and all I can think about is how I don't have that lamp!Well,then,honey,buy the lamp.We have that 60 bucks from Ross.I can't! I can't!Unless...Are you saying you'd move out if I didn't buy that lamp?No,I'm not gonna move out!But are you saying that you would move out if I didn't buy that lamp? -Yes! I would so move out. -Then I don't have a choice.-I have to buy that lamp! -That's right.But at least the apothecary table's real.This was great. Didn't everybody have a great time?I did. I really did, and I've got to say...I'm sorry if I was weird after the last time we went out.I guess I was just nervous.-That's understandable. -Don't worry about it.So we can go out again?-Absolutely. -Well,good.See?Wasn't that fun?We have got to move.What?I knew it!You're not so quiet yourself, missy!I'm blah? The only thing more boring than modern dance (327)"Oh,Chandler,I just lost myself in the movement."You know,I know you're talking...but all I hear is, "Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah."All right,you and me! Let's go right now!All right,enough!Enough! You two, go home. I gotta talk to Janine.I really think you could take her.You better hope I don't see you in the hallway!All right.Look,we got a little bit of a problem here.You can't my treat my friends that way.-They said stuff to me too. -I know,I'll talk to them about it. They mean so much to me.They're like my family, you know?If you guys are gonna be fighting all the time....I don't think we can be together. It just can't work,okay?It can't.I'm very upset.Okay.Would it help if I apologized?Yeah.That'd be very helpful.What did I tell you about the hall?I was coming over to apologize for my behavior.I'd really like it if we could be friends.Well,I know that would make Joey happy,so...I would like that too.-Great. -Now,come on.-I'm glad we worked it out. -Me too.-I'll see you. -Bye.-Or I'll hear you. -That's it, big girl!Wait!You'd better run!Did you hear that?-What am I gonna do? -I'm sorry,man.-Want to go watch? -Yeah!You know,I'm not sure you could have taken Janine.I could have taken her.-She's much bigger than you. -Are you kidding me?I know what to do with tall girls. You go for their knees. -How you doing? -So did she move out?Pretty much.I can't believe you just broke up with her.When it's not right, you know it.-You okay? -I'll be all right.-You know what would cheer you up? -What?I'm giving this lecture on erosion theories tomorrow night.I think you should come.You're right, that did cheer me up.381。

经典美剧《老友记》-第六季-第二十二集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语

Hi,you guys. 我来了What's the matter? 怎么了？Well,it's just.. It's one of these situations that I just hate. 又是那种很讨厌的状况A massage client gave me three tickets... 有一个客人给我三张票to the Helmut Peltz Exhibit at the Morgan Chase Museum. 去摩根却斯博物馆看展览Now you're thinking you gotta sleep with him. 你觉得你得跟他上床No. No. It's just that he gave me three tickets and there are six of us. 不是，他给我三张票但是我们有六个人-I'll give up my ticket. -Me too. 我弃权我也是Okay. That's so generous. 你们真大方And I think Ross is generous too. 罗斯应该也很大方Great! Then it's just us girls. 太好了，那我们女生自己去-Great. -Yeah. 太好了So what is the exhibit? 是什么展览？It's mostly just photographs... 主要是...of lesbian love scenes interspersed with video games and free sandwiches. 女同志性爱摄影展还可以打电动，吃免费三明治Oh,man! 讨厌啦-Hi. -Hi. 讨厌啦Hey,Ross,listen. 罗斯Chandler got you out of going to the lesbian sandwich museum this weekend. 钱德说你周末不想去女同志三明治博物馆Thanks,but I have plans. Elizabeth and I are going out of town. 谢谢，我有节目了伊丽莎白和我要出城去-That's great! -Yeah. 太好了Think about all the money that you're gonna make. 你可以大赚一笔Why? What? 什么意思？Well,her father pays you for babysitting,right? 是她爸找你去当保姆对吧？That's funny. But maybe it's time to move on. 真好笑，但你们也该有所长进You know,let it go. Stop it! 别再闹了Besides,Rachel's going out with Elizabeth's father... 况且瑞秋在和她爸交往so he's much older than she is. 而他比她大多了Looks like I'm not the only one interested in fossils. 看来不只是我对化石有兴趣All that does is remind us that you're interested in fossils. 这种话只会提醒我们你对化石有兴趣Okay,okay. 好吧Rachel's gonna need to yell sweet nothings in his ear. 瑞秋想和他甜言蜜语可得用吼的-Ross? -Come on! That's funny. 罗斯拜托，这句很好笑啊Because he's gonna.. He's got,like,a hearing aid. 因为他戴助听器，因为…Because he's all old. 因为他很老One second. 失陪一下Okay,look,Ross. 听着，罗斯Just so you know, since Lizzie likes you so much... 因为丽莎很喜欢你I've accepted the fact that you're dating her. 我决定接受你们交往的事Really? That's great. 真的？太好了是啊Yeah,but then I changed my mind. 但后来我又反悔了I'm funny like that. 我就是这么善变So I told Lizzie,now I'm telling you. 我已经告诉她，现在我告诉你I don't want you seeing my daughter anymore. 我不希望你再和我女儿见面Look,I realize it upsets you. 好，我知道你很不高兴Yes,it does. 没错But Elizabeth and I are both adults... 但伊丽莎白和我都是成年人so I don't think there's anything you can do about it. 所以你也莫可奈何I'll tell the university about your relationship and have you fired. 我会告诉学校你们在交往让你被开除Oh,a man with a plan! 有备而来喔The One Where Paul's The Man 本集播出：“大逆转”52 好兴奋喔你的照片又要重回名人墙了He's got all the big actors. 就是啊，这里什么大明星都有It was so cool when I was up there. 之前在墙上时好快乐Me and Jim Belushi would just be cracking up about something. 我经常和吉姆贝路西说笑I get fired off Days of Our Lives and he takes me down. 后来我被“我们的岁月”开除照片被拿下来Now he's just laughing at me. 现在他都嘲笑我Look at him. That smug Belushi bastard! 你看那个自鸣得意的混蛋Okay. Maybe when they put your picture back up... 也许你可以挂在...they could put you by Matt Lauer. 麦特劳尔旁边Look at him just smiling at me. 你看他在对我微笑Yeah,I know. We'd be great together. 我知道，我们会很速配-So I'm back. -Who are you? 我回来了你是谁？Joey Tribbiani. 乔伊崔比亚尼From the wall? 我之前上过墙Okay, maybe this will jog your memory. 也许这样你会想起来Okay,anyway. 总之I'm ready to go back up on the wall. I'm the star of a new TV show. 我可以回墙上了我主演了一出新戏-Show me in the TV book. -It's not on TV yet. 哪一出？指给我看还没上档Well,then it's not on the wall yet. 那你就还不能上墙Okay,fine. I will bring you a tape. 好吧，我拿录影带给你看So,now,do you have any of Matt Lauer's clothes? 你手边有麦特劳尔的衣服吗？Maybe? Just ones that haven't been cleaned yet? 还没洗过的？God. 还没洗过的？I love museums. 我好喜欢来博物馆-Soaking up all the culture. -Yeah. 接受文化熏陶-Where do you want to start? -The gift shop! 要先去哪里？礼品贩卖部-And then lunch. -Yes,but I can't eat too much. 然后去吃饭好，但我不能吃太多Paul's taking me out to dinner tonight. He said he has a big surprise planned.保罗今晚要带我去吃饭他说会有个大惊喜Do you think maybe he's gonna tell you he's gay? 他会不会要说他是同性恋？What? No,why? 什么？为什么？No reason. That would just be a really big surprise,right? 不为什么，那样真的会很惊喜You could put the aisle over here and have the wedding ceremony over here. 红毯可以铺在这边然后在这边证婚I didn't know you could get married here. 原来这里可以结婚This would be a beautiful place to get married. 这里当礼堂的确很美But I wouldn't put the aisle there. And I would never have the ceremony there.但我不会把红毯铺在那边更不会在那边证婚You'd have the ceremony under a beautiful arch. 应该在这个漂亮的拱门下证婚May I help you? 有什么事吗？Sorry. Didn't mean to interrupt. It's just such a beautiful space. 抱歉打断你这里很美-Do you do a lot of weddings? -Yes,we're popular. 经常举办婚礼吗？是的，这里很受欢迎There's a two-year waiting list. Sorry. 预约已经排到2年后，抱歉Monica,you should put your name down for this place. 摩妮卡，你也应该去预约What? Are you crazy? 什么？你疯了吗？I'm not getting married. I'm not even engaged. 我又不结婚，我甚至还没订婚But there's a two-year wait. What if you get engaged in two years? 但反正要等2年要是你2年后订了婚Then you've got to wait another two years? 还得再等2年That's four years. Chandler's not gonna wait that long. 那就4年了钱德才不会等那么久He's gonna find somebody else. 他会去找别人Someone who did put their name on the list. 某个有预约的人It can't hurt to put your name down. 先预约又不会怎样If,in two years, you're not engaged, you just don't use it. 要是2年后没订婚就放弃不用I guess there is no harm in putting my name down. 先预约的确不会怎样I'm gonna do it too. 我也要预约Me too! 我也要-Really? Who would you marry? -I don't have anyone right now. 真的？你要嫁给谁？我不知道，我现在还没有对象Oh,Phoebe. 菲比Don't feel too sorry for me. At least my boyfriend isn't gay. 别为我难过至少我的男朋友不是同性恋Phoebe,that's not.. 菲比，你根本…Don't even get me started on yours. 别逼我批评你家那个-Did you watch the tape of my show? -I did. 你看过录影带了吗？看过了-Let's get me back up there. -You don't go up on the wall. 好，让我回墙上吧不行，你不能上墙-What? But you saw the show. -lt was very offensive to my people. 什么？但你看过我的戏了对，它冒犯了我的同胞Dry cleaners? 干洗店老板吗？Russians. It showed them as terrorists and villains. 俄国人它把他们演成恐怖分子和坏蛋Okay,okay. Look,you got Harrison Ford up there! 好，你看，你有哈里逊福特That's right. Mr. Ford is a very good customer. 没错，福特先生是个好顾客He brings us a lot of clothes. You bring nothing! 他带很多衣服来，你两手空空Okay,that may be true. 或许吧But in Air Force One,okay, the Russians were terrorists and evil! 但在“空军一号”里俄国人是恐怖分子，很邪恶And plus,he kills a bunch of them. That's offensive to Russians. 他还杀了一堆俄国人那样很冒犯你们-I've never seen it. -You should. It's great! 我没看过你应该要看，很赞This place is really beautiful. 这里真的好漂亮I've been coming here since I was a kid. This used to be my grandma's. 对啊，我从小就常来这里以前是我奶奶家The only thing I got from my grandmother was her eyes. 我只遗传了我奶奶的眼睛I mean,not her actual eyeballs. 我不是说她的眼珠子But people say that my eyes look... 大家都说我的眼睛…Do you wanna make out? 要不要亲热？Sure. 好啊Are you okay? 你还好吗？What's wrong? 怎么了？Yeah. I was just thinking about your father. 我只是想到你爸爸Well,whatever works for you. 只要你能兴奋就好No. 不是He just really freaked me out before. 他有点把我吓到了So we have to hide our relationship from one more person. 我们得再多瞒着一个人Big deal. 那又怎样Besides,we've had fun hiding it. 况且我们一直很乐在其中Yeah. 也对-Yeah? -You brought protection,right? 你有准备防护措施吗？Why,are there,like,bears or something? 怎么了？这里有熊吗？Protection. Yeah. No,yeah. That.. That I forgot. 你是说那个，没有，我忘了I can't believe I brought two cans of bug spray and forgot that. 我居然带了两瓶防蚊液却忘了带套子-I'll run to the store and get some. -I'm the guy. I'll get it. 那我去买不，我是男人，我去买-Do you know where the store is? -No. 你知道商店在哪里吗？不知道Do you wanna ride around town on my little pink bicycle? 你想骑粉红脚踏车逛大街吗？A little bit. 有点想I'll be back in 10 minutes. Get in the hot tub and I'll meet you there. 我10分钟后回来你先进浴缸里等我Okay. 好Oh,my God! What a great surprise! This is such a beautiful house! 天哪，好棒的惊喜这栋房子好漂亮Thank you. It used to be my mother's. This is the kitchen. 谢谢，这是我妈的房子这里是厨房-Hey,Chandler. -Hey,Joe. 钱德乔伊Everybody's gotta be doing something. 人总得找事情做You've reached Monica and Chandler's. 这里是摩妮卡和钱德的家If you're listening to this message, we're probably screening. 如果你听到这则留言我们可能在筛选电话Yeah,we are. 就是Hi,this is Hildy from the Morgan Chase Museum. 我是摩根却斯博物馆的海蒂I'm calling for Monica Geller. I wanted to let her know that there was a cancellation.我要找摩妮卡盖勒有人取消预约If she's still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding in our facility...如果她还想在我们这里办婚礼...it is available.. 现在有空了This is Chandler Bing! This is Chandler Bing! 我是钱德宾，我是钱德宾Yes,the groom. 是的，我是新郞No,not the groom! 不，我不是It's so secluded up here. 这里好幽静I know. That's why I like it here. 我知道，所以我喜欢这里I feel like we're the only two people in the world. 全世界好像只剩我们两个人Sorry. 抱歉What's the matter,honey? 怎么了？-Did you see a little mouse? -No! Big bear! Big bear outside! 你看到老鼠了吗？不是，大熊，外面有大熊I think I.. 你看到老鼠了吗？不是，大熊，外面有大熊-Actually,would you go check on that? -We don't have any bears here.你要不要…要不要去看一下？亲爱的，这里没有熊Well,okay. 好吧Would you get me a Diet Coke? 帮我倒杯健怡可乐好吗-Okay. Be right back. -Okay. 好，我马上回来好-What are you doing here? -What are you doing here? 你在这里干嘛？你又在这里干嘛？-I came with Paul! -Yeah. I recognized the ankles. 我是跟保罗来的我认出他的脚踝了-Where is Elizabeth? -She's at the store. 伊丽莎白呢？她去买东西-You make the girl go to the store? -Do I know where the store is? 你让女生去买东西？我知道商店在哪里吗？Hurry up. Get out. 快出来Here you go,honey. 拿去吧-Thank you! -Diet Coke. 谢谢你健怡可乐Ice. 冰块I need ice. 我要冰块Okay. 好-Thank you. -Be right back. 谢谢你我马上回来Okay. 谢谢你我马上回来You and your ice. 又是冰块这一招Get out! Get out! Go! Come on! 出来，快点No,not in there! Not in there! He's in there! 不行，他在那里面-Did you really hear a bear? -Go! 你真的听到熊叫了吗？进去啦Here you go,honey. 来了One Diet Coke with ice. 一杯加冰的健怡可乐Thank you. 谢谢I am so happy that you're here. 真高兴有你在-Here I am! -Elizabeth! 我回来了伊丽莎白Look! Elizabeth's here! 看，伊丽莎白来了Who were you talking to? 你在跟谁说话？You guys? 你们啊How did you know we were here? 你怎么知道我们在这里？She obviously saw the tire tracks leading up to the closed garage. 她一定是看到往车库的方向有轮胎痕Obviously. 是啊What are you doing here? 你来这里干什么？Did you come up here to work on that term paper or something? 你是来这里赶报告的吗？Yeah. 没错Well,why don't you go in that room and do your homework? 那你去那个房间写吧I wouldn't do it in there. That's my dad's bedroom. 我不会去那个房间写那是我爸的卧房That's your dad's bedroom. 那是你爸的卧房That's your dad's bedroom! 那是你爸的卧房Why are you yelling? 你干嘛这么大声？That Diet Coke,I think, just straight to my head! 这杯健怡可乐让我好highHi,honey. 亲爱的See you later. 待会儿见Wait. I bought groceries. I was gonna make you dinner. 我买了东西要帮你煮晚餐Well,next time,ask! 下次先问我Or at least wait for me to ask! 或等我先开口Hi,this is Hildy from the Morgan Chase Museum. 我是摩根却斯博物馆的海蒂-I'm calling for Monica Geller. -Oh,no. 我要找摩妮卡盖勒完了I wanted to let her know that there was a cancellation. 有人取消预约If she's still interested in having the Bing-Geller wedding in our facility...如果她还想在我们这里办婚礼it is available.... 现在有空了Please. He didn't hear it! 拜托，他没听到，他没听到This is Chandler Bing! This is Chandler Bing! 我是钱德宾，我是钱德宾No! 不！Can I help you? 有什么事吗？Yeah,where's the guy who decides whose pictures go up on the wall? 决定谁能上墙的那个人呢？-He's not here right now. -You're kidding me! 他现在不在不会吧Make sure you tell him that Joey Tribbiani stopped by to drop off all these clothes. 记得告诉他乔伊崔比亚尼带了一堆衣服来I'm an actor. I'm trying to get my picture on the wall. 我是个演员我想让我的照片上墙You know,there are two people who could get your picture up there.其实有两个人能决定这件事Oh,really? 是吗？Well,maybe you and I go out for drinks. 也许我们应该去喝一杯You're the other one,right? 你是另外一个人吧？So,Lizzie, are you planning on staying the night? 丽莎，你今晚要留下来吗？No,no. Believe me, I'm leaving as soon as possible. 不，我要尽快离开Good. Not that we don't want you to stay. Obviously,you're welcome.那好…不是我们不要你留下来How much more homework do you have? 你还有多少功课？I just have one problem left that I do not know how to solve. 只剩一个问题不知道怎么解决Rachel, maybe you wanna come upstairs and help me figure it out?瑞秋，也许你可以上楼来帮我Really? 是吗？Okay. 是吗？Okay,I'll go upstairs... 好，我上楼if you get me something from the car. 你去车上帮我拿东西What do you need from the car? 你要拿什么东西？Surprise me. 给我惊喜啊Okay. 好So you're gonna be in the car! I will be upstairs! 你要去车上，我要去楼上That's where everybody's gonna be! 这就是目前的状况Just relax. Relax,Paul. You're doing great. 放轻松，放轻松你表现得很好She likes you. 她喜欢你I think she likes you. She likes you. 她…她喜欢你You know why? Because you're a neat guy. 为什么？因为你粉赞You are the man. 你是男子汉You are the man! 你是男子汉Still got it. 还是很有料Still sexy. 很性感You're just a love machine. 你是个爱情机器我是个爱情机器我只为你服务，宝贝你是个爱情机器Showtime. 上场了我是个爱情机器，宝贝上场了-Phoebe? -Yeah? 菲比-Have you seen Chandler? -No,why? 你有见到钱德吗？没有，怎么了？The museum called and said that there was a cancellation... 博物馆那个女人打来说有人取消预约and that we could move up our wedding. And Chandler heard. 我们可以提前举行婚礼结果钱德听见了I know. How bad is this? 就是啊，你觉得有多严重？Well,with a regular guy, it's bad. With Chandler, oh, dear God! 对一般男人来说很严重但是对钱德…我的天哪I know! And he totally freaked out. I can't find him anywhere! 我知道，他被吓到了我到处都找不到他-What are you gonna do? -I'm never going to listen to you again. 你要怎么办？反正我再也不听你的话了"What harm can it do if you put your name down?" “先预约又不会怎样”-Rachel said that. -Well,Rachel's not here! 那是瑞秋说的瑞秋不在这里You really think she put your picture up already? 她真的已经把你挂上去了？Did she put my picture up? 这是什么话？You kidding, after the date we had? 那次约会之后I wouldn't be surprised if she put 10 of my pictures up there. 她就算挂十张我都不会惊讶Except for the fact that I only gave her one. I don't know where she'd get the other nine.只不过我只给了她一张不知道她要去哪里再弄九张Here it is! 在这里Joey,why did you sign it "son of a bitch"? 乔伊，你为什么要签“混蛋”-I didn't do that. Who would do that? -Son of a bitch! 我没有啊，这是谁干的？Okay. Maybe ask this guy. 混蛋问他好了-You! Get out of my shop! -What did he do? 你，滚出我的店他做了什么？-He went out with my wife! -Joey! 他跟我老婆约会乔伊I did not go out with your wife! Okay? 我没有跟你老婆约会，好吗？I went out with her. 我是跟她约会That's my wife! 她就是我老婆I'm not pointing at her,no. I'm pointing at her. 我指的不是她，我指的是她"Zelda McMurray." 赛妲麦默瑞Who the hell..? How did she get up there?! 谁啊？她凭什么上墙？Get out! 谁啊？她凭什么上墙？-Well,we should go. -Yeah. 我们还是走好了Ross? 罗斯？罗斯？Elizabeth! 伊丽莎白Okay. I'm gonna go out this window. 好，我从窗户爬出去I'll meet you at the front door. Tell them you're going home. 我们前门见，你就说你要回家-Okay. -Wait! No,don't go in there! 好等等，别进去Don't go in there! I need another soda! 别进去！我还要喝汽水Ross! 罗斯Oh,my God,Ross! What in heaven's name are you doing here? 天哪，罗斯，你在这里干什么And that is why we cannot see each other anymore. 所以我们不能再见面了Ross, you and I are gonna have to have a little talk. 罗斯，我们得好好谈一谈-Daddy, I.. -You're next! 爸接着就是你Okay. I didn't know he was here. 好，我不知道他有来Let me just see if I got this straight. 让我把话问清楚I tell you to stay away from my daughter or I'll have you fired. 我叫你离我女儿远一点否则就让你被开除What you heard was: "Take my daughter... 结果你听到的是come up to my country house and ruin my weekend with Rachel." “带我女儿到我乡下的别墅” “破坏我和瑞秋的周末”-Please,Paul. Just let me explain. -No! Let me explain! Fired! -拜托，你听我说 -不，你听我说：开除Okay,fine. Fine. Have me fired. 好，开除就开除But I want you to know... 我只想你知道that you and I are not all that different. I mean... 我们也没那么不同I,too,am a "neat guy." 我也粉赞What? 什么？And I,too... 我也是...am "just a love machine." 爱情机器-Let me show you the guest room. -Okay. 我带你去客房I'm so sorry. Please stop freaking out. 对不起，你别再害怕了I'm not freaking out. 我没有害怕啊Why would I? A woman named Hildy called and said we were getting married. 我干嘛害怕？有个叫海蒂的说我们要结婚了But that happens every day. 但这是常有的事Honey,we were at this beautiful place... 亲爱的，那个地方很漂亮and I just put our names down for fun. 我只是预约好玩的-I mean,what's the harm in that? -Right here. -会怎样吗 -会这样Please don't think I was trying to pressure you. 钱德，你千万别以为我想逼婚-Phoebe and Rachel thought.. -Phoebe and Rachel? 菲比和瑞秋觉得… 菲比和瑞秋So the people that knew about our wedding before me were you...所以比我早知道我们要结婚的有你...Phoebe and Rachel, Hildy, and some band called the Starlight Magic Seven... 菲比和瑞秋海蒂和一个叫星光魔力的乐团who are available, by the way. 对了，他们也有空It was a mistake. 我错了Please don't take this to mean anything, because it doesn't. 我完全没有那个意思Okay. 好吧Really? 真的？Yes. If it really doesn't mean anything, because you know I'm not ready.如果你真的没有那个意思你知道我还没准备好I know. 我知道I know. 我知道Okay. 好All right. 好I'm gonna go tell Joey that you're back. 我去告诉乔伊你回来了We were really worried about you. 我们刚才好担心And that guy that never delivered his burrito? 不是有个人叫了卷饼没送来？He thought there was some sort of connection. 他以为跟那件事有关Did she buy it? 她相信了吗？Totally. 相信了-So did Hildy show you the place? -Yeah. It's beautiful. 海蒂有带你参观吗？有，那里好漂亮I can't believe you're gonna ask Monica to marry you. 你居然要跟摩妮卡求婚了I know. 就是啊-Hey,Gunther. -Take these cappuccinos to table 11. 阿甘把这些卡布奇诺端到11桌And that guy wants some biscotti. 那个男的要意大利脆棒I just actually came in for a cup of coffee. 我只是要外带一杯咖啡Do you still work here? 你还在这里打工吗？No. I quit a long time ago. 没有，我早就不做了Did I forget to tell you that? I'm sorry. 我没有告诉你吗？抱歉-Cool. I was gonna fire you anyway. -Great! 反正我也打算开除你太好了。

经典美剧《老友记》-第一季-第六集-字幕-对白-纯英文-看美剧学英语

Ooh! Look! Look! Look! Look, there's Joey's picture!This is so exciting!You can always spot someone who's never seen one of his plays before. Notice, no fear,no sense of impending doom...The exclamation point in the title scares me.Y'know, it's not just Freud, it's Freud!Oh, shhh, shh. Magic is about to happen.Well, Eva, ve've done some excellent vork here,and I vould have to say, your pwoblem is qviiite clear.*All you want is a tinkle**What you envy's a schwang**A thing through which you can tinkle**To play with or simply let hang.*God. I feel violated.Did anybody else feel they just wanted topeel the skin off their body, to have something else to do?Ross, ten o'clock.Is it? Feels like two.No, ten o'clock.-What?There's a beautiful woman at eight, nine, ten o'clock!Oh. Hel-lo!She's amazing!She makes the women that I dream aboutlook like short, fat, bald men!Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone.Oh yeah, and what would my opening line be?'Excuse me. Blarrglarrghh.'Oh, come on. She's a person, you can do it!Oh please, could she be more out of my league?Ross, back me up here.He could never get a woman like that in a million years.Thank you, buddy.Oh, oh, but y'know, you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys,you could be one of those guys.You could do that!- You think? - Yeah!Oh God, I can't believe I'm even considering this...I'm very very aware of my tongue...Come on! Come on!Here goes....Yes?Hi.... um... okay, next word... would be...Chandler!Chandler is my name, and, uh (i)- Yes, you said that. - Yes, yes I did,but what I didn't say was what I was about to say,what I wanted to say was, uh...would you like to go out with me sometime, thankyou, goodnight. Chandler?Hey!- I didn't know you could dance! - You're in a play! - You had a beard! What do you think?- I didn't know you could dance! - You're in a play! - You had a beard! C'mon, you guys, it wasn't that bad.I was the lead.It was better than that thing I did with the trolls,at least you got to see my head.Saw your head. Saw your head.She said yes!! She said yes!!Awful play, man. Whoah.Her name's Aurora, and she's Italian,and she pronounces my name 'Chand-lrr'.'Chand-lrr'.I think I like it better that way.Oh, listen, the usher gave me this to give to you.The Estelle Leonard Talent Agency.Wow, an agency left me its card! Maybe they wanna sign me! Based on this play?Based on this play!- Hey, kids! - Hey, Chandler.No, because this line is passion, and this is just a line.Well, I can't believe I've been here almost seven secondsand you haven't asked me how my date went.Oh, right, right. How was your date, 'Chand-lrr'?It was unbelievable.I-I've never met anyone like her.She's had the most amazing life!She was in the Israeli army......Luckily none of the bullets hit the engine block.So, we made it to the border, but just barely, and I ...I've been talking about myself all night long, I'm sorry. What about you? Tell me one of your stories.Alright. Once I got on the subway, right,and it was at night, and I rode it all the way to Brooklyn... just for the hell of it.We talked till like two.It was this perfect evening...more or less....All of a sudden we realised we were in Yammon. Oh, I'm sorry, so 'we'is?'We'would be me and Rick.Who's Rick?My husband.Oh, so you're divorced?No.Oh, I'm sorry, then you're widowed? Hopefully?No, I'm still married.So tell me, how do- how do you thinkyour husband would feel about you sitting here with me? Sliding your foot so far up my pant legyou can count the change in my pocket?Don't worry. I imagine he'd be okay with youbecause really he's okay with Ethan.Ethan? There's, there's an Ethan?Mmmm... Ethan is my... boyfriend.What?!So explain something to me here, uh,what kind of a relationship do you imagine us having if you already have a husband and a boyfriend?I suppose mainly sexual.Oh. I'm sorry it didn't work out.What 'not work out'? I'm seeing her again on Thursday. Didn't you listen to the story?Didn't you listen to the story? This is twisted!How could you get involved with a woman like this? Well, y'know, I had some trouble with it at first too, but the way I look at it is,I get all the good stuff all the fun,all the talking, all the sex,and none of the responsibility.I mean, this is every guy's fantasy!Oh, yeah. That is not true.Ross, is this your fantasy?No, of course not!Yeah, yeah, it is.So you guys don't mind going out with someone else who's going out with someone else?I couldn't do it.Good for you, Joey.When I'm with a woman, I need to know thatI'm going out with more people than she is.Well, y'know, monogamy can be a, uh, tricky concept.I mean, anthropologically speaking-Fine. Fine, alright, now you'll never know.We're kidding.Come on, tell us!Alright. There's a theory, put forth by Richard Leakey- Are we greeting each other this way now? Cause I like that. Look! I cleaned!I did the windows, I did the floors...I even used all the attachments on the vacuum,except that little round one with the bristles,I don't know what that's for.Oh yeah, nobody knows. And we're not supposed to ask. Well, what think?Very clean! It looks great! Terrific!...Oh! I-I see you moved the green ottoman.How-how did that happen?I dunno.. I-I thought it looked better there.And I- and also, it's an extra seat around the coffee table. Yeah, yeah, it's interesting..but you know what? Just for fun,let's see what it looked like in the old spot.Alright, just to compare.Let's see. Well, it looks good there too.Let's just leave it there for a while.I can't believe you tried to move the green ottoman. Thank God you didn't try to fan out the magazines.I mean, she'll scratch your eyes right out.You guys, I am not that bad!Yeah, you are, Monica.Remember when I lived with you?You were like, a little, you know,That is so unfair!Oh come on! When we were kids,yours was the only Raggedy Ann doll that wasn't raggedy! Okay, so I'm responsible, I'm organised.But hey, I can be a kook.Alright, you madcap gal. Try to imagine this.The phone bill arrives, but you don't pay it right away.- Why not? - Because you're a kook!Instead you wait until they send you a notice.I could do that.Okay, uh, you let me go grocery shopping,and I buy laundry detergent,but it's not the one with the easy-pour spout.Why would someone do that?! ...One might wonder.Someone's left a glass on the coffee table.There's no coaster.It's a cold drink, it's a hot day.Little beads of condensation are inching their waycloser and closer to the surface of the wood...STOP IT!!Oh my God. It's true! Who am I?Monica? You're Mom.Uh huh.. uh huh... oh my God! Okay! Okay, I'll be there!That was my agent.My agent has just gotten me a job... in the new Al Pacino movie! Oh my God! Whoah!Well, what's the part?Can you believe this? Al Pacino!This guy's the reason I became an actor!"I'm out of order? Pfeeeh. You're out of order!This whole courtroom's out of order!"This whole courtroom's out of order!"Seriously, what-what's the part?"Just when I thought I was out,they pull me back in!"they pull me back in!"Come on, seriously, Joey, what's the part?..You're, you're 'mah mah mah'what?...I'm his butt double. 'Kay?I play Al Pacino's butt. Alright?He goes into the shower,and then- I'm his butt.- Oh my God. - Come on, you guys.This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big!Oh no, it's terrific, it's... it's... y'know,you deserve this, after all your years of struggling,you've finally been able to crack your way into showbusiness. Okay, okay, fine! Make jokes, I don't care!This is a big break for me!You're right, you're right, it is...So you gonna invite us all to the big opening?Alright, alright, alright...Here. I need to borrow some moisturizer.-- For what? - What you think?Today's the big day!Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't ever tell me what you did in there.Thank you!Where's Joey? His mom's on the phone.He's in the bathroom. I don't think you wanna go in there!C'mon, we're roommates!My eyes!! My eyes!!I warned you...Who is being loud?Oh, that would be Monica.Hey, listen, I wanna borrow a coupla things, Aurora spent the night, I really wanna make her breakfast. -Oh, you got the whole night, huh?Yeah, well, I only have twenty minutesuntil Ethan, so, y'know..Ooh, do I sense a little bit of resentment?No, no resentment,believe me, it's worth it. OK?You know in a relationship you have these key momentsthat you know you'll remember for the rest of your life?Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora..and I've just wasted about thirty-five of themtalking to you people, so, uh..- Monica, can you help me with the door? - Sure.Oh, um, Chandler? Y'know, the-the old Monicawould-would remind you to scrub that Teflon pan with a plastic brush. But I'm not gonna do that.Okay, everybody ready?Uh, listen, I just wanna thank you for this great opportunity.Lose the robe.- Me? - That will work.Right. Okay. Losing the robe.And the robe is lost.Okay, everybody, we'd like to get this in one take, please.- Let's roll it.. - Water's working..and... action.And cut. Hey,Butt Guy, what the hell are you doing?Well, I'm- I'm showering.No, that was clenching.Oh. Well, the way I see it, the guy's upset here, y'know?I mean, his wife's dead, his brother's missing...I think his butt would be angry here.I think his butt would like to get this shot before lunch. Once again,rolling...water working...and action....and cut.What was that?I was going for quiet desperation.But if you have to ask...God, I love these fingers...- Thank you. - No, actually I meant my fingers.Look at them, look at how happy they are.Oh my God, I'm late.Oh no no no no no no no no no no, don't go..- I have to. - Look, she's leaving.I'm sorry. He'll be waiting for me.Well, I thought- I thought you talked to Rick.- It's not Rick. - What, Ethan?He got to spend the whole day with you!No, it's-it's Andrew.I know there'll be many moments in the years to come when I'll regret asking the following question, but- And Andrew is?He's... new.Oh, so what you're saying isyou're not completely fulfilled by Rick, Ethan and myself? No, that's not exactly what I was..Well, y'know, most women would kill for three guys like us. So what do you want?You.You have me!Nono, just youWhat do you mean?Lose the other guys....Like, ...all of them?Come on, we're great together, why not?Why can't we just have what we have now?Why can't we just talk, and laugh, and make love,without feeling obligated to one another...and up until tonight I thought that's what you wanted too. ...Well, y'know, part of me wants that,but it's like I'm two guys, you know?I mean, one guy's going 'Shut up! This is great!'But there's this other guy.Actually it's the same guy that wells up every timethat Grinch's heart grows three sizesand breaks that measuring device...And he's saying, y'know,'This is too hard! Get out! Get out!'So... which one of the two guys will you listen to?I don't know, I-I have to listen to both of them,they don't exactly let each other finish...Which one?...The second guy.Well, call me if you change your mind.Sorry, the first guy runs the lips.Look at it this way : you dumped her. Right?I mean, this woman was unbelievably sexy,and beautiful, intelligent, unattainable...Tell me why you did this again?Hey, waitwait, aren't you the guy thatplays the butt in the new Al Pacino movie?Nope.No? What happened, big guy?"Big guy?"It felt like a 'big guy'moment.I got fired.Yeah, they said I acted too much with it.I told everybody about this!Now everybody's gonna go to the theatre,expecting to see me, and...Oh, Joey, you know what, no-one is gonna be able to tell. My mom will.Something so sweet and...disturbing about that.Y'know, I've done nothing but crappy plays for six years.And I finally get my shot, and I blow it!Maybe this wasn't your shot.Yeah, I mean...I think when it's your shot, y'know, you-you know it's your shot. Did it... feel like your shot..?Hard to tell, I was naked.No, I don't think this was your shot.I mean, I don't even think you just get one shot.I really believe big things are gonna happen for you, I do!You've gotta just keep thinking aboutthe day that some kid is gonna run up to his friends and go'I got the part! I got the part!I'm gonna be Joey Tribbiani's ass!'.Yeah? That's so nice!I'm sorry, Joey.I'm gonna go to bed, guys.Good nightUh, Mon, you-you gonna leave your shoes out here?Really?Just casually strewn about in that reckless haphazard manner? Doesn't matter,I'll get 'em tomorrow. Or not.Whenever.She is a kook.If it bothers you that much, just go out and get the shoes.No. Don't do this. This is stupid!I don't have to prove anything, I'm gonna go get them...But then everyone will know.Unless I get them, and then wake up really early and put them back!I need help!第一季第六集So no one told you life was gonna be this wayyour jobs a joke, you're broke,your love life's D.O.A.It's like you're always stuck in second gear,And it hasn't been your day, your week, your month,or even your year, butI'll be there for you,when the rain starts to pour.I'll be there for you,like I've been there before.I'll be there for you,'cause you're there for me too.。

经典美剧《老友记》-第五季-第二十一集-字幕-对白-中英文对照-看美剧学英语

I'll get coffee. Want anything, baby doll? 我要点咖啡外带洋娃娃，你也要吗？I'm fine. Thanks. 不用了，谢谢I can't pull off "baby doll," can l? 我不能叫你洋娃娃吧No,I think we learned that from the "sugar lips" incident. 对，从那次甜甜嘴事件我们已经学到教训了I'll make some tea. 我去点茶来喝How you doing,pumpkin? 小亲亲，你好吗？行不通小亲亲，你好吗？-So it's going well for you two? -I know. Really well. 你们俩看起来越来越好了呢我知道，真的很好I'm gonna ask Phoebe to move in with me. 其实我正想要菲比搬来我家What do you think? 你觉得呢？It's great! When will you ask her? 这真是太棒了你何时要问她？Tonight. But don't say anything. 今天晚上，你先别透露喔I swear. I promise. 我发誓不说，人格担保…I'm so excited! 天啊，我超兴奋的But listen,do not get her flowers, okay? 我跟你说，记得不要送她花Because she cries when they die. Then there's the whole funeral. 因为花谢了她会哭还会帮花办葬礼之类的-I'll see you after work,sweetie. -Okay. Bye. 亲爱的，下班后再见好，再见So, what movie should we see? 我们应该去看什么电影？Gary's gonna ask you to move in with him! 盖瑞要请你搬去跟他住What? Really? 什么？真的吗？He made me promise not to tell, but I couldn't hold it in any longer! 他刚才在吧台上跟我说的他要我保证不会说出去但我实在是憋不住I can't believe this. 我不敢相信Right? Because it's fast. Because it's so fast. It's fast. 对，因为太快了，太快…Relax. It's Phoebe, not you. 别激动，是菲比，又不是你Good for you, Phoebe. Way to go. 菲比，很厉害，有一套No, but it is fast, isn't it? 不过真的是很快，对吧？-I like him, but I'm not ready. -So,what are you gonna do? 我是很喜欢他没错但我还没有准备好要同居那你打算怎么办？I don't know. I'll just handle it. I'll ask you to talk to him! 不知道，兵来将挡干脆找你去和他说！Me? Why me? 我？为何是我？Because you are so afraid of commitment. 因为你怕死了给承诺You talk to him. Make him scared like you, make him a man. 你去跟他说说让他跟你一样怕让他成为一个…男人I'll try, but I'm not sure what good it'd do. 我会去试试但我不确定会多有用I'm less afraid of commitment than I used to be. 因为比起以前我现在已经不很害怕承诺了That is so sweet. 真是太甜蜜了Still terrified. I'll take care of it. 还是很怕但我会处理，没问题The One With the Ball 本集播出：“同居大不行”44 罗斯，斯塔顿岛真的是岛吗？That's why they call it Staten "lsland." 是啊，所以才叫斯塔顿“岛”Oh,I thought it was like Long lsland. 我还以为那跟长岛一样Also an island. 长岛也是岛-What time is it? -2:17. 几点了？ 2点17分We haven't dropped this ball for an hour.你知道吗？我们丢这个球连续一小时都没有漏接落地Are you serious? 你是认真的？I realized it a half-hour ago, but I didn't say anything. 对，我半小时前就发现了之所以没说I didn't wanna jinx it. 是怕坏了好事We are pretty good at this. 我们还真会丢接球呢We totally forgot about lunch. 我们完全忘了吃午餐That's the first time I've ever missed a meal. 这是我第一次忘记吃饭I think my pants are a little loose. 对，我的裤子都有点松了Hey,you guys. Is Monica here? 嗨，摩妮卡在吗？I bought something. I'm not sure she'll like it. 我带了东西回来我不确定她会喜欢It may seem crazy, but I've wanted this since I was a little girl. 听起有点奇怪那个东西我从小就想要了You bought Shaun Cassidy! 你带的是史恩卡希迪？（歌手）No. I wish! 不是，我也希望是Okay,you ready? 你们准备好了没？好了那好你们准备好了没？好了Check it out. 请看！What is it? 那是啥啊？What the hell is that? 什么鬼东西？It's a cat. 这是猫啊That is not a cat! 这才不是猫Yes,it is! 这就是猫啊Why is it inside out? 它的皮怎么翻出来了？Excuse me! 帮帮忙But this is a purebred, show-quality sphinx cat. 这可是展示级的纯种狮身人面猫How much did you pay for that? 你花了多少钱买的？It was extravagant, but I got a good deal. 有点奢侈但我谈到了很好的价钱-How much? -Thousand bucks. 多少钱？一千美元On a cat? 买一只猫？It's not a cat! 那才不是猫！For a thousand dollars, you'd think at least it'd come with hair. 花一千元起码也要有毛才对Or something. 或是其他有的没的All right. Listen, ball boys. 你们这两个玩球的给我听好My grandma had one when I was little. It was the sweetest thing. 我小时候祖母就养了这种猫它们最讨人喜欢了It would sit in my lap and just purr all day long. 超可爱的，躺在我的膝盖上整天满足地喵喵叫I would drag a string and it would chase it. 我还会拿鞋带在地上拖让它追着跑Free cats do that too, you know. 不要钱的猫也会那样It's not a cat! 那才不是猫！I'm really excited about this,okay? I don't care what you think. 反正我买得很兴奋我才不管你们怎么想I'm gonna set up a litter box for Mrs. Whiskerson. 我要去帮威丝克森太太张罗出一个小猫砂盒What am I gonna call her? Fluffy? 不然我要叫它“毛毛”吗？Do you wanna get something to eat, or see how long we can throw this ball? 你要去吃点东西吗？还是要看我们能来回丢多久？The ball thing. 继续丢球是喔Wouldn't it be great if we could go for two hours without dropping it?若我们连丢两小时不落地那样是不是棒？Yeah,it would! 对喔Let's do it. 来吧好I have to pee. 我要尿尿And Rachel's in the bathroom! 瑞秋却在洗手间里Man,I didn't think we'd make it. 没想到这样也行I know. 是啊Don't switch hands, okay? 你别换手喔Hey, ladies. What are you in here for? 小姐，你们在这里干嘛？What are you doing here? 钱德，你来这里干嘛？I am here to report a crime. 盖瑞，我是来报案的是吗？It's a crime that we don't spend time together. 我们俩不常聚在一起是一种罪What's up? 你有什么事？You're thinking about moving in with Phoebe, and I thought we should talk.听说你在考虑要菲比跟你同居我心想我们或许应该聊聊You know,man to... 男人…...well,me. 跟我的对话Sure,okay. 好啊，没问题Are you crazy? 你在发什么神经？Are you insane? 你疯了？If you live with Phoebe,you two are gonna be living together. 若你和菲比同居你们两个就会住在一起了I considered that. It'd make me happy. 对，我考虑过了我知道这会让我快乐-You mean scared. -No,I mean happy. 你是说害怕吧不，我是说快乐Scared happy. 害怕？快乐？What are you doing? 钱德，你在干嘛？I'm trying to open your eyes! 我在让你张开眼睛啊你看不出来吗？If you live with Phoebe, she is always gonna be there. 若你和菲比同居她就永远都会在You get home,she's there. You go to bed, she's there. 你回家会看到她你上床也会看到她You wake up and, oh, yes, she's there. 你起床呢？对，她还是在I know. I can't wait! 我知道，我都等不及了Were your parents happy or something? 你父母的婚姻很幸福吧？I was lucky enough to find someone that I really love. 钱德，我看这件事的角度是我很幸运能找到我的真爱I just want to be around her as much as I can. 我想要尽量多跟她在一起When you say it, it doesn't sound so scary. 怪了，这件事从你嘴里说出来感觉就没那么恐怖了You know what I'm saying? 所以你懂我的意思吧？Yeah,I think I do. 对，我想我懂You know what? 这样吧Move in with her. Move in right now. Maybe I'll move in with Monica. 跟她同居马上就去跟她同居或许我也应该和摩妮卡同居No,it's too soon for you guys. 不成，你们不能操之过及You're right about that. 是啊，你说的对When they found the remains of the Mesozoic mastodon... 他们找到中生代乳齿象化石...they discovered what appeared to be the remains... 却在嘴部发现到...of a Paleozoic amphibian in its jaws. 类似古生代两栖类的构造How did it get there? 怎么会牛头不对马嘴？Maybe this should be more of a quiet game. 或许这个游戏应该安静一点Hey,guys. 嗨嗨I left my watch here last night. 我昨晚把手表放在柜子上-lt was here. Where is it? -I don't know. 本来还在这里，到哪儿去了？我不知道I'm late for work. 别闹了，我上班快迟到了How do you know? You don't have a watch. 你怎么知道？你又没戴表Can you stop throwing the ball for one minute and help me find it? 能不能停一下再丢球先帮我找表？Oh, I don't know.... Yeah,can't do it. 不知道，没办法喔-What? -Do not drop that ball. 怎样啦？怎样都好千万别把球掉地上We haven't dropped it in.... 我们保持球不落地已经…Two hours,27 minutes. 2小时27分钟Really? 真的啊？I won't make it in to work today. 我今天没办法去上班I don't feel very good. 我人不太舒服漂亮！我人不太舒服For a second, I thought I was feeling better, but I'm not. 我刚才突然觉得自己好多了但其实没有Hey, Rach. 瑞秋嗨Check it out. Almost three hours without dropping it. 快来看，球不落地接近三小时Congratulations. That's quite a waste of time. 恭喜了，真是浪费时间You have scratches all over you. 你身上都是抓痕，怎么了？Well,it's my cat. 是我的猫-Oh,I got a cat. -I don't want a cat! 对了，我养了一只猫我不想养猫Don't worry,it's not a cat. 别担心，那不是猫没错You guys,this cat is nothing like my grandmother's cat. 这只猫跟我祖母养过的猫完全不一样It's not sweet. It's not cute. 既不讨人喜欢，也不可爱I dragged a string,and it flipped out and scratched the hell out of me. 我在地上拉着线逗它玩它竟然发飙把我抓得乱七八糟I know this sounds crazy, but every time this cat hisses at me... 我知道这听来很疯狂但我发誓这只猫每次嘘我的时候...I know it's saying,"Rachel!" 我知道它都在说“瑞秋”Doesn't sound as crazy as paying $1000 for a cat. 花一千买美元买一只猫比刚才那些话更疯狂You paid $1000 for a cat when you owe me $300? 你欠我三百美元不还还拿一千美元去买猫？Well,I was gonna let you play with it. 我本来打算让你跟它玩的“中央咖啡馆” 我本来打算让你跟它玩的Did you talk to Gary about moving in? 你跟盖瑞聊过同居的事没？I think you should do it. 聊过了，我觉得你应该答应He's a great guy and he loves you a lot. You are a very lucky lady. 他很棒，他也很爱你你非常幸运You are useless! 你真没用Freaking out about commitment is the one thing you can do... 害怕承诺是你唯一会做的事...and you can't even do that right! 你竟然连那件事都做不好！天啊Sorry. If he asked me, I'd move in with him. 抱歉换做我都愿意和他同居Get out of here,good-for-nothing. 窝囊废，你滚吧Hey,Chandler. 钱德Hey,Gar. 盖瑞Hey,sweetie. 亲爱的Can I talk to you for a second? 能不能先聊一下？好啊You look pretty today. 你今天很美Thanks. Okay. 谢谢，好吧Here's the thing. 是这样的I really want this relationship to move forward. 我很想让这段关系更进一步If you're not moving forward, you're moving backwards. 因为不进则退No, if you're not moving forward, you're staying still. 不对，那不是真的如果不进，就是静止不动And staying still is good. Watch this. 静止不动是很好的，你看菲比是静止不动是很好的，你看I want you to move in with me. 我要你搬来一起住That is so sweet. 那真是太甜蜜了But don't you think it's too soon? 但你不觉得太快了些吗？There's so much we don't know about each other. 我们彼此还有太多地方不了解Okay. I get it. 好吧，我懂了I don't want us to jump into something that we're not ready for. 我只是不希望我们操之过急你懂吧？I don't want to mess up what we have. 我不想搞砸我们现在的一切I'm worried it's gonna be a big mistake. 我担心同居会铸成大错是啊我担心同居会铸成大错Which is why my answer is yes! 所以我的答案是我答应Really? 真的吗？You're so happy. 我好快乐Monica, stop throwing it so hard! 摩妮卡，别丢那么大力！We're on the same team! 我们是同一队You guys have been doing this for four hours? 四个小时？你们就这样丢了四小时？That's right,baby. 宝贝，没错-All right. Let me in. -No,no! Don't do it! 好，让我加入不行！…What? 什么？He's a dropper. 他是掉球大王Oh,yeah. That's right! 对，没错！I'm not a dropper! 我才不是掉球大王It's really a three-person game, you know? 这其实是三个人的游戏It's throwing and catching. 还不就是你丢我接All right. 好吧Oh,it's so hard. 好大力喔Don't worry,guys. It's not a cat. 别紧张，那不是猫喔Oh,good God! 我的…天啊I give up. I don't know what I'm gonna do with this thing. 我放弃了我不知道要怎么处理Baking it didn't help? 送它进烤箱也没用？Take it back to where you got it. 把它送回你买的地方呢？I tried. They won't take her back. 我试过了，他们不收Maybe that's because she's a minion of the Antichrist. 或许是因为它是反基督的爪牙Why won't they take it? 瑞秋，店家为什么不收？They said they would only give me store credit. 他们说要收回可以但只退我店里的购物券What am I gonna do? Get 1000 regular cats? 我要拿来买什么？一千只普通的猫不成？You said it was a show cat. Why don't you show it,win some prize money.你不是说这是展示猫吗？那就带去比赛拿奖品啊Those shows cost a hundred bucks to enter, and all you win are these ribbons...参加猫展要先缴一百美元赢来的东西...which technically belong to the damn cat. 还不是都归这死猫所有You can keep it until you find out what to do with it. 不然你先留着罗等到你找到处理的方法That's not the point. I'm out $1000... 不行，那不是重点我破费一千美元...I'm all scratched up... 搞得全身都是抓痕...and I'm stuck with this stupid cat that looks like a hand! 还跟长得像手的蠢猫困在一起Oh,my God! 天啊The cat's made my eyes water. Don't throw it to me! 那只猫害我流眼泪了别丢球给我！My vision's been compromised! 我的视力被连累到了Oh,God! Okay. 天啊，好了…It's okay. Man,that was close. 现在好了，真是惊险Yeah,you almost overreacted to something. 是啊，你的反应也太大了点-We have great news. -We're moving in together. Yay! 我们有个好消息我们要同居了，是不是很棒？Congratulations. 恭喜…-I'm so excited! -So am l. 是啊我好兴奋我也是You're not more excited than I am. No way. I'm the most excited. 你才没有我兴奋，不可能我是最兴奋的See you at the station later. 好，晚点在局里见I'll see you later. Don't forget about the moving-in! 好，晚点见别忘了同居的事喔So you're moving in with him? 你要搬去跟他住，怎么了？I couldn't tell him no. He got so sad. Maybe it'll be all right. 我不忍心拒绝他看他伤心成那样或许不会有事的I do like him a lot... 我真的很喜欢他...and probably do it eventually,anyway. 同居八成也是迟早的事Plus,think of all the money I'll save on stamps. 想想也可以省下不少邮票钱Do you write him a lot? 怎么着？你常写信给他？I heard when people live together... 不是，只是我听说同居的人...they split the cost of stamps,don't they? 会分担邮票的费用，不是吗？-Yeah,yeah. -That's right. 是啊，没错…Sorry,the oven mitts really freaked me out. 抱歉，耐热手套吓了我一跳Hey,honey. 亲爱的Did you find any apartments in Brooklyn Heights? 你找到公寓没？布鲁克林高地有吗？No, nothing. 不，没找到-Oh, really? -Yeah. 真的？是啊-Nothing at all? -No. 一间都没有？没有If something opens up,we'll move in. If it has a pool. I need a pool. 只要有公寓招租我们马上搬进去不过要有附泳池的我需要泳池Can I talk to you? 菲比，可以跟你聊一下吗？Take a seat. 请坐好You okay? 你没事吧？You feel all right? 还好吧？I feel great, because we're moving in together. 我很好啊，因为我们要同居了So you.... 那么...You checked the paper for listings in Brooklyn Heights,right? 报上布鲁克林高地的租屋广告你都看过了？You checked the Post? 邮报你有查过吗？Yeah,there was nothing. 有啊，啥都没有-Can I get some water? -ln a minute. 我能喝点水吗？等一下You checked today's Post? 你查过今天的邮报吗？Yeah,today's. 对，我是看今天的Because this is today's Post. 这是今天的邮报And these are the listings I found. 我找到了这些租屋广告Brooklyn Heights, two bedrooms. Brooklyn Heights, one bedroom. 布鲁克林高地，两房布鲁克林高地，一房Brooklyn Heights,Brooklyn Heights, Brooklyn Heights! 布鲁克林高地地区…Oh,are these for rent? I thought people were just bragging. 这些是要租的吗？我以为他们是在炫耀自己的房子有多棒Let me tell you what's going on here. 我来告诉你我的想法Don't look at the table. Look at me. 不要看桌子，看着我Somebody asked someone to move in with him. 一个男生要求一个女生同居Someone said yes, but now she has doubts... 女生本来说好，现在反悔了...because things are moving too fast. Does that sound possible? 因为女生觉得这样太快了你觉得是不是这样？Yes,fine! I am someone! 对！…好，我就是那个女生You want me to say it? I have doubts! 你要我说老实话？对，我是不确定I'm sorry! 对不起菲比？对不起It's okay that you feel this way. 你有这种感觉也没关系It is soon, and there's things we don't know about each other. 这真的是很快我们对彼此有许多地方不了解Everything I know about you, I really like. 我只是觉得我知道的你，我都很喜欢Things I don't know, I'll learn in a place with our names on the mailbox. 我还不知道的你就等同居后再慢慢了解That's so sweet. 那样好甜蜜喔But if it's too soon for you, we don't have to do it. 不过如果你觉得这样太快我刚才说的可以慢慢再来不用赶着现在就同居I want you to be happy. 我只想要你快乐Living with you would make me happy. 跟你同居会让我快乐的You don't have to say that. 菲比，你不用那样说I want to live with you. I want to move in with you. 不，我很想跟你住在一起我要跟你同居Are you sure? 你确定？Definitely,yes! Let's live in an apartment we both live in. 对，百分之百确定！我们一起住在公寓同居吧Oh,that's great. 太好了Oh,wait, one sec. 等等…Hey,you! Behind the glass. Who are you looking at? 镜子后面的人你看什么看！I always wanted to say that every time I was in these rooms, which was never.我每次进来这种房间都想说这句话虽然我从没进来过Show cat! 展示猫Quality show cat! 高级的展示猫-Show cat! -Oh,my God! 展示猫天啊What's wrong with your baby? 你的宝宝怎么了？That's not a baby. That's a cat. 这不是宝宝，这是猫-It's creepy-looking. -Oh,no. 长得还真吓人不It's actually very sweet. It's very sweet. Look. 它其实很讨人喜欢的… 不信你看Yeah. Do you want it? 你要不要？No,I hate cats. 不了，我恨猫Then what are you doing to me? 那你干嘛跟我扯半天？Get out of here,all right? Move on! 滚吧，继续走你的路What an unusual cat. 这只猫真不寻常Yes,thank you! Exactly. You want it? 是的，谢谢你真的是这样，你要吗?Maybe. 有可能I was thinking about getting a cat from the shelter,but.... 我考虑要养猫我正好要去流浪动物之家…-Okay. Why not? -Oh,terrific! That'll be $2,000. 好吧，就它了太好了，总共是两千美元-What? -Okay,1000. 什么？好吧，一千Didn't you want me to adopt your cat? 我以为你是要我认养你的猫I do,but you'll have to look at this as more of an investment than a cat. 是啊，不过这不只是猫更是一项投资Okay,yeah. I just wanted a cat. 好吧，我要的只是猫Obviously,you know how to haggle, so I won't try and take you on. 你显然是杀价高手所以我就不唬弄你了So $800,and I don't call the cops, because you are robbing me blind! 算你八百，我也不报警了因为你这根本是抢劫Blind! Just take the cat. Leave the money. Run away! 把钱留下，猫带走溜之大吉吧…Run away. Damn it! 快走吧可恶！Can't you at least smile or something? 死猫，你起码也笑一下嘛Did anybody just hear that? Anybody? 有没有人听到？谁听到了？-I'm starving. -Come on,guys. Suck it up! 我饿死了你们振作一点We're closing in on 10 hours. 就快达成连续十小时了It's gut-check time! 这是比毅力的时刻I don't know who made you the boss. We invented this game. 怎么变成是你当老大？这游戏是我们发明的I made this game what it is! 帮帮忙，这游戏是因为我才有现在的局面Not fun anymore? 不再好玩的局面？I'm still hungry. 我还是很饿There's pizza at my place. We can eat with one hand. Are you with me?好吧，我家还有一点比萨你们可以用一手吃吧？要不要？-I am. -All right,let's go! Come on! 我要好，我们走…Let's go, Team Monica! 摩妮卡大队，走罗We can work out the name later. 好啦，队名等一下再讨论What is your cat doing in my bowl? 瑞秋，你的猫在我碗里干嘛？I'm defrosting a chicken. 不是啦，我在解冻鸡肉I sold Mrs. Whiskerson. 我把威丝克森太太卖掉了Thank God! 谢天谢地-Get your money back? -Yeah,$1500. 你的钱拿回来没？有，一千五百美元You made a profit? 哇，你还有赚耶I just came for the red velvet pillow. 我是来拿红丝绒枕头的-There you go. -Thanks,Rachel. 在这里瑞秋，谢了Don't forget, you can come visit her anytime. 别忘了，你随时可以来看它Oh, good. Great. I'll keep that in mind. 好…我会记得的So is this some kind of snake or something? 这是啥？某种蛇吗？I like waking up with you. 我真喜欢和你一起醒来I like waking up with you too. 我也是Oh, it's such a beautiful morning. 今天早上真美I could stay here all day. 我可以在床上待一整天That would be great. 那样不错-We could have breakfast in bed. -Wait,just a second. 我们可以在床上吃早餐等等好Oh,no. 不会吧All right. Come on, Monica! Look alive. Come on! 来，摩妮卡，活力点…Oh,I was having the best dream. 我刚才做了最棒的梦-What? -I dreamed I was drowning... 什么梦？我梦到自己溺水...and not throwing this ball. 不用再丢这颗球了Oh, good. You're all up. 很好，你们都起床了It's 6:00 in the morning. Why aren't you at Gary's? 菲比，现在才早上六点你怎么没在盖瑞那里？-Oh, yeah. That's over. -What? 对，结束了什么？Gary's such a great guy. You can work it out. 别这样，盖瑞这么好有什么问题都能解决的-He shot a bird. -That is over. 他开枪杀了一只鸟结束了-I'm sorry. -That's terrible. 太糟糕了…我很遗撼…Are you okay? 菲比，你还好吧？I'll be all right. 对…我不会有事的Here,Phoebe. 菲比，接住I don't feel like playing. 我不太想玩球It's okay. It's okay. 没事…It didn't happen. No one needs to know. 就当没发生这件事没必要让别人知道She's not an official ball player. 菲比又不是正式的队员Only official ball players can drop the ball. 正式队员掉球才算数-Come on. -Let's go. 算了…我好饿…You wanna get breakfast? 菲比，要吃早餐吗？Okay, let's race! 好，我们来赛跑First one there wins. 最先到的赢You guys wanna eat here? 你们要在这里吃吗？That was great,huh? 在这里就好Can you believe how long we threw it? 真不敢相信我们丢了那么久It is amazing it lasted that long. 是啊，撑了那么久真的很不可思议My arm is killing me. 是啊，我的手臂酸死了No, I meant with the dropper over here. 不是，我是说有掉球高手在还能那么久How did I get this reputation as a dropper? “掉球高手”这称号怎么会落到我头上？I am anything but a dropper. 我再怎么说也不是掉球高手Ross! 罗斯…。

经典美剧《老友记》-第六季-第二十集-字幕-对白-纯英文-看美剧学英语

"We've got 3 minutes till it blows. We won't make it!""You've got to get out of here! Save yourself!""I won't leave you.""Don't worry about me. I'm a robot. I'm just a machine!" -"No,you're not. Not to me." -Oh,my God.-What? -I am extremely talented.-Yeah. You're great. -Yeah.-Okay,let's take it from.. -No,I mean, I was really acting my ass off.I thought I was pretty good,too.Yeah,you're solid. You're just no me.You know what? I think that's enough for now.I don't want to be over-rehearsed.Fine. I'll do it without you!I don't need you or anybody else!I'm gonna make it on my own!You'll see! You'll all see!The One With Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.21It's a new TV show.I'm up for the part of Mac, Machiavelli, or "Mac"!I'm a detective and I solve crimes with my robot partner.He's a computerized humanoid...electronically enhanced secret enforcer.Or "C.H.E.E.S.E."-So Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E.? -That's the title!They lucked out that the initials spell "cheese."That is lucky.So Joey,if you get this, you're gonna be,like...the star of your own TV show.I mean,you'll be like the "Big Cheese" or the "Big Mac." Hey, you love those! Don't get your hopes up. It probably won't happen.Why would you say that?Well,I mean, come on, guys. My own TV show?-I don't know if I'm good enough. -I am.What are you talking about? You're a terrific actor.-You really think so? -How can you even ask that question?-She's pretty. -Yeah. And she's really nice too.She taught me all about how to work with cameras...and "smell the fart" acting.-I'm sorry. What? -Excuse me?It's like you got so many lines to learn so fast...sometimes you need time to remember your next one.So while you're thinking of it, you take this pause where you look intense. You know, like this:Okay.Here's my scene! Here's my scene!Mrs. Wallace? I'm Dr. Drake Ramorey, your sister's surgeon.You sister is suffering from a...Well,Eva,we've done some excellent work here.And I would have to say your problem is quite clear.All you want is a tinkleWhat you envy's a schwangA thing through which you can tinkleOr play with or simply let hangI play Al Pacino's butt.All right?He goes into the shower and then, I'm his butt.-Oh,my God. -Come on,you guys.This is a movie and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big!It's terrific. You deserve this. After years of struggling...you've finally cracked your way into show business.Okay,fine, make jokes. I don't care. This is a big break for me.-No,you're right,it is. -Yeah.So,you gonna invite us to the big opening?All right,I'm out of here. Wish me luck.Good luck,good luck We all wish you good luckYeah,whatever.Wow,if I could dance, I'd be a triple threat.It's your turn.Oh,are we playing this?How'd the audition go?Terrible. I messed up every word. I shouldn't even be an actor. Wait. Are you pretending it didn't go well, but it really did go well? -Yeah, did I fool you? -Totally!-So it did go well? -Amazingly well!-Great! -It's down to me and two other guys.And they're really good.One's from those allergy commercials who's chased by flowers.Oh,I love that guy!What are you doing?What am I doing?I'm so nervous,you know? The callback is tomorrow at 5:00.-I feel like my head's gonna explode. -Well,it is overdue.-Don't worry. You'll be fine. -But it's so much pressure.What you guys do is different. I don't know if you'd understand. Yeah,we don't have pressure at our jobs.I know what time it is,but I'm looking at the wee-ness and I'm not happy. Well,I'm tearing the lettuce.-Is it dirty? -Don't worry,I'll wash it.Don't. I like it dirty.That's your call.So what are you going to do next?I thought I'd cut up the tomatoes.Are they firm?-They're all right. -You sure they haven't gone bad?You sure they're not very,very bad?-No,really. They're okay. -You gonna slice them real nice?Actually,I was gonna do them julienne.I'm out of here.I'm quitting. I just helped an 81-year-old woman put on a thong...and she didn't even buy it.I'm quitting. That's it. I'm talking to my boss right now.Yes,I am. Yes,I am.Bye. Call me when you get this message.Well,what happened?Well, he came in for a massage, and everything was fine until... Oh,my God.And all of a sudden, his hands weren't the problem anymore.-Was it? -Boy Scouts could've camped under there.You ate my sandwich?It was a mistake. It could happen to anyone.Really?Now calm down.Come look in my office. Some of it may still be in the trash.-What? -Well,it was quite large.I had to throw most of it away.You threw my sandwich away?My sandwich?My sandwich!It's just,I want this part so much.If I don't get this part, I'm never gonna eat macaroni and cheese again.I didn't say that. That doesn't count.Come on,guys. It's not like I moved to Europe.I just moved across the hall.And we would have you over all the time...if it weren't for Monica's allergies.You're right,I could never lie to you.She hates you.Should I get that?Hello? No,Joey's not here right now. Can I take a message?Yeah,okay. So the audition's been moved from 5:00 to 2:30? Okay,great. Bye.-Aren't you dressed yet? -Am I naked again?We're meeting my parents in 15 minutes.I was just talking to the guys. Look at them.Is it okay if they come visit?What about my allergies?Right. Your allergies.All her. She hates you.Yes! All right.How cool would it be if you could watch a life-size version of this? -I mean,how crazy would that be? -As crazy as soccer?Hello?What are you talking about? The audition's at 5.Well,nobody told me.Who'd you talk to?Never mind.You mean you didn't get it from this?-The allergy guy got the part. Thanks. -Maybe we can fix it. Maybe we can send him some big flowers and scare him!How could you do this? This could've turned my career around.I messed up,okay? I'm sorry. I really messed up.Why'd you answer my phone?-I have a machine! -Which I bought for you.Taught you how to use it. You thought it was a copier.If there was anything I could do, I'd do it.Everybody's allowed one mistake,right?He could have gotten me a VCR or golf clubs.But no,he has to get me the "Woman Repeller."The eyesore from the "Liberace House of Crap!"-It's not that bad. -Easy for you to say.You don't have to sport a reject from the "Mr. T" collection.I pity the fool who puts on my jewelry! I do! I do!I pity the fool that...When you were late last night, Kathy and I were talking and... one thing led to another and....And what? Did you sleep with her?-No! No,I just kissed her. -What? That's even worse!-How? -I don't know! But it's the same!I have no excuses. I was over the line.Over the line?You're so far past the line you can't even see it!The line is a dot to you!I'm not saying you should magically forgive me.But you're not perfect. You've made errors in judgment. Name one!What happened?Man! He promised he wouldn't take the chairs!How were you locked in? And where the hell's all of our stuff? This guy came to look at the unit...and he didn't think it was big enough to fit a man.So you got in voluntarily?I was trying to make a sale!If I ever run into him again, know what I'll do?Bend over?There's Lori.Remember,no trading. You get the pretty one,I get the mess.-Hi,Joey. -Hey.Well,well. Look what you brought.And what did you bring?She's checking her coat.Joey,I'm gonna go wash the cab smell off my hands.Will you get me a white Zinfandel and a glass of red for Janice. Janice?Oh,my God!Joey's tailor took advantage of me.What?No way. I've been going to the guy for 12 years.You said he'd do my inseam...then he ran his hand up my leg and then there was...What?Cupping.That's how they do pants!-Isn't that how a tailor measures? -Yes,yes,it is. In prison!I said name one!-I can't believe I did this. -Stop beating yourself up.People make mistakes. These things happen.There aren't any messages you've forgotten to give me?Apparently,you're not very good at it.-Do you think he'll forgive me? -Of course.The important thing is that you forgive yourself.-You know what,I kind of have. -Already?That was pretty bad what you did.He will forgive you.I like to bring a pad with me when I answer the phone, okay?-You didn't see how mad he was. -I'm sure he'll forgive you.We've all been there. You fight, you make up. That's how it works. It took two people to break up this relationship!Yeah! You and that copy girl...which yesterday you took responsibility for!I didn't know what I was taking responsibility for.-I didn't finish the letter. -What?-I fell asleep. -You fell asleep?It was 5:30 in the morning.And you had rambled on for 18 pages.Front and back!And by the way? Y-O-U, apostrophe R-E means,"you are."Y-O-U-R means "your."I can't believe I thought of getting back together with you.We are so over!Fine by me!And just so you know, it's not that common...it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!I knew it!-You had no right to go out with him. -That's ridiculous..-You sold me out! -I did not!-You did! You sold me.. -Would you let me talk?Did you just flick me?Well,you wouldn't let me finish and..Stop it!-Stop. -Stop.-All right. No,let's not do this. -No!-Happy thoughts. -No!-Happy thoughts. -No!Okay,now I'm gonna kick some ass!All right. Now,I will let go if you both stop.-Fine. -Fine.There we go.You know what? If we were in prison, you guys would be my bitches. Okay, buddy boy, here it is.You hide my clothes? I'm wearing everything you own.Oh,my God!Look at me,I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes? Maybe if I wasn't going commando.I tell you,it's hot with all this on. I'd better not do any lunges. Joey?Got you the Joey special! Two pizzas!乔伊？Hello? Damn it!Hello?No,Joey's not here right now, but I can take a message. I think. He's still got a chance for the part? That's great news!Well,no,obviously not for the actor who was mauled by his dog. That's great. I'll give Joey the message.Yes!Okay.Mac...audition...at 2:00.Allergy...actor...attacked.By dog...not...flowers.-Tell me you got the message. -What message?The actor playing Mac couldn't do it. They needed you at 2. What? It's 6:00!Look! I wrote it on the board!I wrote it down, then went looking for you!I went to Ross's, the coffee house...I went to any place they make sandwiches!-I can't believe this,Chandler! -I'm sorry.-I don't know what to say! -You might say congratulations!I saw the board, I went to the audition, I got the part!Was that funny? I was worried.-I'm sorry. -That fake-out thing is just mean.Oh,I'm sorry. I didn't mean to make you feel bad.Well,that's good.Because you didn't! And I'm incredibly happy for you! That's mean!-You had me going! -We could do this all day.Yeah,you're right.Let's talk about what a huge star I'm gonna be.You're gonna be huge! I'm gonna hug you!-You hug me! -All right.-Do we do this too much? -I think so.-Yeah. Get off me. -Yeah."C.H.E.E.S.E., I'm not leaving without you.Route your backup power source through your CPU.""l can't! My circuits are fried! They're fried, I tell you!" "Then I'll carry you!""That'll be a neat trick...""when you're dead!"You don't have to yell.There was just an explosion. My hearing would be impaired.I thought you were great.For a minute,I was like, "Where'd Ross go?"Thank you. And that first scene where you meet Mac...-Yeah? -Oh,my God. I mean...And you know what?That's enough for today. Thanks for your help.-Holding us back. -Totally. 358。

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Ooh! Look! Look! Look! Look, there's Joey's picture!This is so exciting!You can always spot someone who's never seen one of his plays before. Notice, no fear,no sense of impending doom...The exclamation point in the title scares me.Y'know, it's not just Freud, it's Freud!Oh, shhh, shh. Magic is about to happen.Well, Eva, ve've done some excellent vork here,and I vould have to say, your pwoblem is qviiite clear.*All you want is a tinkle**What you envy's a schwang**A thing through which you can tinkle**To play with or simply let hang.*God. I feel violated.Did anybody else feel they just wanted topeel the skin off their body, to have something else to do?Ross, ten o'clock.Is it? Feels like two.No, ten o'clock.-What?There's a beautiful woman at eight, nine, ten o'clock!Oh. Hel-lo!She's amazing!She makes the women that I dream aboutlook like short, fat, bald men!Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone.Oh yeah, and what would my opening line be?'Excuse me. Blarrglarrghh.'Oh, come on. She's a person, you can do it!Oh please, could she be more out of my league?Ross, back me up here.He could never get a woman like that in a million years.Thank you, buddy.Oh, oh, but y'know, you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys,you could be one of those guys.You could do that!- You think? - Yeah!Oh God, I can't believe I'm even considering this...I'm very very aware of my tongue...Come on! Come on!Here goes....Yes?Hi.... um... okay, next word... would be...Chandler!Chandler is my name, and, uh (i)- Yes, you said that. - Yes, yes I did,but what I didn't say was what I was about to say,what I wanted to say was, uh...would you like to go out with me sometime, thankyou, goodnight. Chandler?Hey!- I didn't know you could dance! - You're in a play! - You had a beard! What do you think?- I didn't know you could dance! - You're in a play! - You had a beard! C'mon, you guys, it wasn't that bad.I was the lead.It was better than that thing I did with the trolls,at least you got to see my head.Saw your head. Saw your head.She said yes!! She said yes!!Awful play, man. Whoah.Her name's Aurora, and she's Italian,and she pronounces my name 'Chand-lrr'.'Chand-lrr'.I think I like it better that way.Oh, listen, the usher gave me this to give to you.The Estelle Leonard Talent Agency.Wow, an agency left me its card! Maybe they wanna sign me! Based on this play?Based on this play!- Hey, kids! - Hey, Chandler.No, because this line is passion, and this is just a line.Well, I can't believe I've been here almost seven secondsand you haven't asked me how my date went.Oh, right, right. How was your date, 'Chand-lrr'?It was unbelievable.I-I've never met anyone like her.She's had the most amazing life!She was in the Israeli army......Luckily none of the bullets hit the engine block.So, we made it to the border, but just barely, and I ...I've been talking about myself all night long, I'm sorry. What about you? Tell me one of your stories.Alright. Once I got on the subway, right,and it was at night, and I rode it all the way to Brooklyn... just for the hell of it.We talked till like two.It was this perfect evening...more or less....All of a sudden we realised we were in Yammon. Oh, I'm sorry, so 'we'is?'We'would be me and Rick.Who's Rick?My husband.Oh, so you're divorced?No.Oh, I'm sorry, then you're widowed? Hopefully?No, I'm still married.So tell me, how do- how do you thinkyour husband would feel about you sitting here with me? Sliding your foot so far up my pant legyou can count the change in my pocket?Don't worry. I imagine he'd be okay with youbecause really he's okay with Ethan.Ethan? There's, there's an Ethan?Mmmm... Ethan is my... boyfriend.What?!So explain something to me here, uh,what kind of a relationship do you imagine us having if you already have a husband and a boyfriend?I suppose mainly sexual.Oh. I'm sorry it didn't work out.What 'not work out'? I'm seeing her again on Thursday. Didn't you listen to the story?Didn't you listen to the story? This is twisted!How could you get involved with a woman like this? Well, y'know, I had some trouble with it at first too, but the way I look at it is,I get all the good stuff all the fun,all the talking, all the sex,and none of the responsibility.I mean, this is every guy's fantasy!Oh, yeah. That is not true.Ross, is this your fantasy?No, of course not!Yeah, yeah, it is.So you guys don't mind going out with someone else who's going out with someone else?I couldn't do it.Good for you, Joey.When I'm with a woman, I need to know thatI'm going out with more people than she is.Well, y'know, monogamy can be a, uh, tricky concept.I mean, anthropologically speaking-Fine. Fine, alright, now you'll never know.We're kidding.Come on, tell us!Alright. There's a theory, put forth by Richard Leakey- Are we greeting each other this way now? Cause I like that. Look! I cleaned!I did the windows, I did the floors...I even used all the attachments on the vacuum,except that little round one with the bristles,I don't know what that's for.Oh yeah, nobody knows. And we're not supposed to ask. Well, what think?Very clean! It looks great! Terrific!...Oh! I-I see you moved the green ottoman.How-how did that happen?I dunno.. I-I thought it looked better there.And I- and also, it's an extra seat around the coffee table. Yeah, yeah, it's interesting..but you know what? Just for fun,let's see what it looked like in the old spot.Alright, just to compare.Let's see. Well, it looks good there too.Let's just leave it there for a while.I can't believe you tried to move the green ottoman. Thank God you didn't try to fan out the magazines.I mean, she'll scratch your eyes right out.You guys, I am not that bad!Yeah, you are, Monica.Remember when I lived with you?You were like, a little, you know,That is so unfair!Oh come on! When we were kids,yours was the only Raggedy Ann doll that wasn't raggedy! Okay, so I'm responsible, I'm organised.But hey, I can be a kook.Alright, you madcap gal. Try to imagine this.The phone bill arrives, but you don't pay it right away.- Why not? - Because you're a kook!Instead you wait until they send you a notice.I could do that.Okay, uh, you let me go grocery shopping,and I buy laundry detergent,but it's not the one with the easy-pour spout.Why would someone do that?! ...One might wonder.Someone's left a glass on the coffee table.There's no coaster.It's a cold drink, it's a hot day.Little beads of condensation are inching their waycloser and closer to the surface of the wood...STOP IT!!Oh my God. It's true! Who am I?Monica? You're Mom.Uh huh.. uh huh... oh my God! Okay! Okay, I'll be there!That was my agent.My agent has just gotten me a job... in the new Al Pacino movie! Oh my God! Whoah!Well, what's the part?Can you believe this? Al Pacino!This guy's the reason I became an actor!"I'm out of order? Pfeeeh. You're out of order!This whole courtroom's out of order!"This whole courtroom's out of order!"Seriously, what-what's the part?"Just when I thought I was out,they pull me back in!"they pull me back in!"Come on, seriously, Joey, what's the part?..You're, you're 'mah mah mah'what?...I'm his butt double. 'Kay?I play Al Pacino's butt. Alright?He goes into the shower,and then- I'm his butt.- Oh my God. - Come on, you guys.This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big!Oh no, it's terrific, it's... it's... y'know,you deserve this, after all your years of struggling,you've finally been able to crack your way into showbusiness. Okay, okay, fine! Make jokes, I don't care!This is a big break for me!You're right, you're right, it is...So you gonna invite us all to the big opening?Alright, alright, alright...Here. I need to borrow some moisturizer.-- For what? - What you think?Today's the big day!Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't ever tell me what you did in there.Thank you!Where's Joey? His mom's on the phone.He's in the bathroom. I don't think you wanna go in there!C'mon, we're roommates!My eyes!! My eyes!!I warned you...Who is being loud?Oh, that would be Monica.Hey, listen, I wanna borrow a coupla things, Aurora spent the night, I really wanna make her breakfast. -Oh, you got the whole night, huh?Yeah, well, I only have twenty minutesuntil Ethan, so, y'know..Ooh, do I sense a little bit of resentment?No, no resentment,believe me, it's worth it. OK?You know in a relationship you have these key momentsthat you know you'll remember for the rest of your life?Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora..and I've just wasted about thirty-five of themtalking to you people, so, uh..- Monica, can you help me with the door? - Sure.Oh, um, Chandler? Y'know, the-the old Monicawould-would remind you to scrub that Teflon pan with a plastic brush. But I'm not gonna do that.Okay, everybody ready?Uh, listen, I just wanna thank you for this great opportunity.Lose the robe.- Me? - That will work.Right. Okay. Losing the robe.And the robe is lost.Okay, everybody, we'd like to get this in one take, please.- Let's roll it.. - Water's working..and... action.And cut. Hey,Butt Guy, what the hell are you doing?Well, I'm- I'm showering.No, that was clenching.Oh. Well, the way I see it, the guy's upset here, y'know?I mean, his wife's dead, his brother's missing...I think his butt would be angry here.I think his butt would like to get this shot before lunch. Once again,rolling...water working...and action....and cut.What was that?I was going for quiet desperation.But if you have to ask...God, I love these fingers...- Thank you. - No, actually I meant my fingers.Look at them, look at how happy they are.Oh my God, I'm late.Oh no no no no no no no no no no, don't go..- I have to. - Look, she's leaving.I'm sorry. He'll be waiting for me.Well, I thought- I thought you talked to Rick.- It's not Rick. - What, Ethan?He got to spend the whole day with you!No, it's-it's Andrew.I know there'll be many moments in the years to come when I'll regret asking the following question, but- And Andrew is?He's... new.Oh, so what you're saying isyou're not completely fulfilled by Rick, Ethan and myself? No, that's not exactly what I was..Well, y'know, most women would kill for three guys like us. So what do you want?You.You have me!Nono, just youWhat do you mean?Lose the other guys....Like, ...all of them?Come on, we're great together, why not?Why can't we just have what we have now?Why can't we just talk, and laugh, and make love,without feeling obligated to one another...and up until tonight I thought that's what you wanted too. ...Well, y'know, part of me wants that,but it's like I'm two guys, you know?I mean, one guy's going 'Shut up! This is great!'But there's this other guy.Actually it's the same guy that wells up every timethat Grinch's heart grows three sizesand breaks that measuring device...And he's saying, y'know,'This is too hard! Get out! Get out!'So... which one of the two guys will you listen to?I don't know, I-I have to listen to both of them,they don't exactly let each other finish...Which one?...The second guy.Well, call me if you change your mind.Sorry, the first guy runs the lips.Look at it this way : you dumped her. Right?I mean, this woman was unbelievably sexy,and beautiful, intelligent, unattainable...Tell me why you did this again?Hey, waitwait, aren't you the guy thatplays the butt in the new Al Pacino movie?Nope.No? What happened, big guy?"Big guy?"It felt like a 'big guy'moment.I got fired.Yeah, they said I acted too much with it.I told everybody about this!Now everybody's gonna go to the theatre,expecting to see me, and...Oh, Joey, you know what, no-one is gonna be able to tell. My mom will.Something so sweet and...disturbing about that.Y'know, I've done nothing but crappy plays for six years.And I finally get my shot, and I blow it!Maybe this wasn't your shot.Yeah, I mean...I think when it's your shot, y'know, you-you know it's your shot. Did it... feel like your shot..?Hard to tell, I was naked.No, I don't think this was your shot.I mean, I don't even think you just get one shot.I really believe big things are gonna happen for you, I do!You've gotta just keep thinking aboutthe day that some kid is gonna run up to his friends and go'I got the part! I got the part!I'm gonna be Joey Tribbiani's ass!'.Yeah? That's so nice!I'm sorry, Joey.I'm gonna go to bed, guys.Good nightUh, Mon, you-you gonna leave your shoes out here?Really?Just casually strewn about in that reckless haphazard manner? Doesn't matter,I'll get 'em tomorrow. Or not.Whenever.She is a kook.If it bothers you that much, just go out and get the shoes.No. Don't do this. This is stupid!I don't have to prove anything, I'm gonna go get them...But then everyone will know.Unless I get them, and then wake up really early and put them back!I need help!第一季第六集So no one told you life was gonna be this wayyour jobs a joke, you're broke,your love life's D.O.A.It's like you're always stuck in second gear,And it hasn't been your day, your week, your month,or even your year, butI'll be there for you,when the rain starts to pour.I'll be there for you,like I've been there before.I'll be there for you,'cause you're there for me too.。

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