英语话剧之泰坦尼克号Titanic后现代搞笑版

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英语搞笑改编短剧剧本-孙悟空三打白骨精

英语搞笑改编短剧剧本-孙悟空三打白骨精第一篇：英语搞笑改编短剧剧本-孙悟空三打白骨精Beat it!人物：T:唐僧M:孙悟空P:猪八戒S:沙僧X:白骨精原型B1:白骨精变成的村姑B2:白骨精变成的漂亮的女人B3: 白骨精变成男人T: Emitofo, Wow…,boys,this place looks beautiful.where we are now?......Does any one of you know what this place is? 众徒弟们摇头，除了八戒在看书。

T: bajie, give me the map(不回头，懒洋洋的问)T:bajie? Give the map to me!（严肃的问）八戒依旧看书，不理睬。

M: Idiot, What are you looking at?孙悟空用棍子打了一下八戒，八戒才注意，赶忙藏书。

但为时已晚，M一把抢过。

M: Look，monster…..(把书抢走交给师傅)T:(很吃惊)（转身训斥八戒）Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!P: Oh, master!Forgive me。

I will never do this again(伸手拿回)T:(缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west.P: Master, we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow so.我这肚子饿了。

M: Fat Pig!P: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….M: You will what(凶相)? P: I will help you catch fleas 跳蚤。

英文情景剧剧本《泰坦尼克奇遇记》

The Adventures of Titanic剧本编撰：Whitney旁白：Long, long ago, there was a kingdom named Arendelle. The country was rich and the people lived in peace. However, the king and the queen of the kingdom were very avaricious, and they craved the legendary jewel--The Heart Of The Ocean. But they didn’t kno w how to find it until one day.第一幕演员——巫师\皇后\国王\大臣King和Queen坐在座位上，大臣跑进来。

大臣(兴奋地跑进来)：Your Majesty. Here comes a witch, and she said she knew how to find the heart of the ocean.国王（从座位上跳起来，兴奋地）:Really? Let her in at once! I’m gonna see her. If I get the jewel, I will be the richest and the most powerful man in the world.女王(生气,对着King)：What? You wanna have it for yourself? How dare you!The King(秒怂，拿出要跪搓衣板的气势):Oh, my sweetheart. How can that be? The most beautiful jewel should be given to the most beautiful lady. The necklace is certainly yours, my honey. (托一下皇后的下巴,宠溺状)The Queen(气消了一丢丢，做作的)：Well, let him in, just wait and see. The Witch（跪下）: Your majesty, it’s my hon or to be able to serve you. Oh, you are so charming, my queen……The Queen(不耐烦地打断)：Okay, I’ve had enough of your garbage. Just tell me where the jewel is, or I'll cut off your head!（巫师很慌，水晶球也掉了，跪在地上，很怕）The King(一边安抚Queen，一边对Witch说)：Easy, honey. Well, just show us the necklace. If you can really find the jewel, I promise you promotion and wealth.The Witch（慢慢平复情绪，找回水晶球）：Well, Let me see, let me see……（摸水晶球）Emm…I see…The priceless necklace belongs to a boy named Jack. He seems like an orphan, lonely, poor, and lives a very, very hard life. Oh, what a poor little thing.The Queen: Tell me where he is!The Witch: He is far away from us, and it's hard to find where he is right now. But I can cast a spell and lead him to us! I'll give him a steamer ticket of Titanic to here, Arendelle. It's an opportunity for him to find a bright future, he must can't refuse. This will also be our chance to get the jewel--the heart of the ocean.The King: But what if he doesn't want to give it to me?The Witch: Your majesty，I have an idea……（巫师招呼大臣一起过来，凑上去窃窃私语，国王点头）第二幕演员——Jack\老乞丐（大臣）\闲杂人等通往命运之地船票！还是……（旁白说的时候大家（船上人员）聚在一起看墙上的告示，议论纷纷，此时（大臣扮演的）乞丐地坐在旁边，但是人们都不屑看他一眼，Jack看了看公告，落魄地埋着头从人群中出来，看到了一旁要饭的大臣）旁白：The following morning, there's sensational news on the front page: The king and queen of Arendelle decide to build a grand ship named Titanic, and only the noble and the rich can get the opportunity to get on and move to Arendelle.老乞丐（大臣假扮的，坐在地上很可怜的样子）：Could you give me something to eat? I've been hungry for days.Jack(上场看到了一个老乞丐，拿出口袋里仅剩的面包，有些犹豫的)This is the only food I have.（稍微思考，给他）老乞丐（很感动，快哭了)：Thank you, thank you！God bless you! Many people passed by, but you are the only one who gives me food. (说完大臣一口吃下了面包，并且叫住了正要转身离开的Jack，同时拿出船票递给Jack)This is the reward for your kindness.Jack(有些犹豫)：No, I can't accept it.老乞丐（笑着）：Thanks, good boy. But this is what you deserve for your kindness. Just take it and enjoy the journey.Jack: Thank you.（Jack走远之后仔细地看了那张船票，发现竟然是登上那艘Titanic的票）Jack(超级无敌惊讶，超级无敌开心)：It's a steamer ticket of…… The Titanic！ What a chance for me! I can start a brand new life! I have to make good prepare for the journey.（Jack回头一望刚刚乞丐坐的地方，但却发现他早已不见了踪影）第三幕演员——Jack\Rose\闲杂人等Jack & Rose，命定之人！擦出的是怎样的火花？（众人登上泰坦尼克号）（屏风稍做分隔，贵妇、海妖少女、等乘客落座）(Rose在船头栏杆外爆哭。

[英文电影剧本]TITANIC(泰坦尼克号)(JamesCa

[英文电影剧本]TITANIC(泰坦尼克号)(JamesCatitanica screenplay by james cameroncast:kate winslet... rose dewitt bukaterleonardo dicaprio... jack dawsonkathy bates... the unsinkable molly brownbilly zane... caledon hockleybill paxton... brock lovettwritten and directed by:james cameron1 blacknessthen two faint lights appear, close together... growing brighter. theyresolve into two deep submersibles, free-falling toward us like expresselevators.one is ahead of the other, and passes close enough to fill frame, lookinglike a spacecraft blazing with lights, bristling with insectilemanipulators.tilting down to follow it as it descends away into the limitless blacknessbelow. soon they are fireflies, then stars. then gone.cut to: 2 ext./ int. mir one / north atlantic deeppushing in on one of the falling submersibles, called mir one, right up toits circular viewport to see the occupants.inside, it is a cramped seven foot sphere, crammed with equipment. anatoly mikailavich, the sub's pilot, sits hunched over his controls... singingsoftly in russian.next to him on one side is brock lovett. he's in his late forties, deeplytanned, and likes to wear his nomex suit unzipped to show the gold fromfamous shipwrecks covering his gray chest hair. he is a wiley, fast-talkingtreasure hunter, a salvage superstar who is part historian, part adventurerand part vacuum cleaner salesman. right now, he is propped against the co2 scrubber, fast asleep and snoring.on the other side, crammed into the remaining space is a bearded wide-bodynamed lewis bodine, who is also asleep. lewis is an r.o.v. (remotelyoperated vehicle) pilot and is the resident titanic expert.anatoly glances at the bottom sonar and makes a ballast adjustment.cut to:3 ext. the bottom of the seaa pale, dead-flat lunar landscape. it gets brighter, lit from above, as mirone enters frame and drops to the seafloor in a downblast from itsthrusters. it hits bottom after its two hour free-fall with a loud bonk.cut to: 4 int. mir onelovett and bodine jerk awake at the landing.anatoly(heavy russian accent)we are here.ext. / int. mir one and two5 minutes later: the two subs skim over the seafloor to the sound of sidescan sonar and the thrum of big thrusters.6 the featureless gray clay of the bottom unrolls in the lights of the subs. bodine is watching the sidescan sonar display, where the outline of a huge pointed object is visible. anatoly lies prone, driving the sub, his face pressed to the center port.bodinecome left a little. she's right in front of us, eighteen meters. fifteen. thirteen... you should see it.anatolydo you see it? i don't see it... there!out of the darkness, like a ghostly apparition, the bow of the ship appears. its knife-edge prow is coming straight at us, seeming to plow the bottom sediment like ocean waves. it towers above the seafloor, standing just as it landed 84 years ago.the titanic. or what is left of her. mir one goes up and over the bow railing, intact except for an overgrowth of 'rusticles' draping it like mutated spanish moss.tight on the eyepiece monitor of a video camcorder. brock lovett's facefills the black and white frame.lovettit still gets me every time.the image pans to the front viewport, looking over anatoly's shoulder, to the bow railing visible in the lights beyond. anatoly turns.anatolyis just your guilt because of stealing from the dead.cut wider, to show that brock is operating the camera himself, turning it in his hand so it points at his own face.lovettthanks, tolya. work with me, here.brock resumes his serious, pensive gaze out the front port, with the camera aimed at himself at arm's length.lovettit still gets me every time... to see the sad ruin of the great ship sitting long fall from the world above.anatoly rolls his eyes and mutters in russian. bodine chuckles and watches the sonar.bodineyou are so full of shit, boss.7 mir two drives aft down the starboard side, past the huge anchor while mir one passes over the seemingly endless forecastle deck, with its massiveanchor chains still laid out in two neat rows, its bronze windlass caps gleaming. the 22 foot long subs are like white bugs next to the enormous wreck.lovett (v.o.)dive nine. here we are again on the deck of titanic... two and a half miles down. the pressure is three tons per square inch, enough to crush us like a freight train going over an ant if our hull fails. these windows are nineinches thick and if they go, it's sayonara in two microseconds.8 mir two lands on the boat deck, next to the ruins of the officer'squarters. mir one lands on the roof of the deck house nearby.lovettright. let's go to work.bodine slips on a pair of 3-d electronic goggles, and grabs the joystickcontrols of the rov.9 outside the sub, the rov, a small orange and black robot called snoop dog,lifts from its cradle and flies forward.bodine (v.o.)walkin' the dog.snoop dog drives itself away from the sub, paying out its umbilical behindit like a robot yo-yo. its twin stereo-video cameras swivel like insecteyes. the rov descends through an open shaft that once was the beautifulfirst class grand staircase.snoop dog goes down several decks, then moves laterally into the first class reception room.snoop's video pov, moving through the cavernous interior. the remains of the ornate handcarved woodwork which gave the ship its elegance move through the floodlights, the lines blurred by slow dissolution and descending rusticle formations. stalactites of rust hang down so that at times it looks like anatural grotto, then the scene shifts and the lines of a ghostly undersea mansion can be seen again.montage style, as snoop passes the ghostly images of titanic's opulence:10 a grand piano in amazingly good shape, crashed on its side against awall. the keys gleam black and white in the lights.11 a chandelier, still hanging from the ceiling by its wire... glinting assnoop moves around it.12 its lights play across the floor, revealing a champagne bottle, then some white star line china... a woman's high-top 'granny shoe'. then something eerie: what looks like a child's skull resolves into the porcelain head of adoll.snoop enters a corridor which is much better preserved. here and there adoor still hangs on its rusted hinges. an ornate piece of moulding, a wall sconce... hint at the grandeur of the past.13 the rov turns and goes through a black doorway, entering room b-52, thesitting room of a 'promenade suite', one of the most luxurious staterooms ontitanic.bodinei'm in the sitting room. heading for bedroom b-54.lovettstay off the floor. don't stir it up like you did yesterday.bodinei'm tryin' boss.glinting in the lights are the brass fixtures of the near-perfectlypreserved fireplace. an albino galathea crab crawls over it. nearby are theremains of a divan and a writing desk. the dog crosses the ruins of the onceelegant room toward another door. it squeezes through the doorframe,scraping rust and wood chunks loose on both sides. it moves out of a cloudof rust and keeps on going.bodinei'm crossing the bedroom.the remains of a pillared canopy bed. broken chairs, a dresser. through thecollapsed wall of the bathroom, the porcelain commode and bathtub tookalmost new, gleaming in the dark.lovettokay, i want to see what's under that wardrobe door.several angles as the rov deploys its manipulator arms and starts movingdebris aside. a lamp is lifted, its ceramic colors as bright as they were in1912.lovetteasy, lewis. take it slow.lewis grips a wardrobe door, lying at an angle in a corner, and pulls itwith snoop's gripper. it moves reluctantly in a cloud of silt. under it is adark object. the silt clears and snoop's cameras show them what was underthe door...bodineooohh daddy-oh, are you seein' what i'm seein'?close on lovett, watching his monitors. by his expression it is like he isseeing the holy grail.lovettoh baby baby baby.(grabs the mike)it's payday, boys.on the screen, in the glare of the lights, is the object of their quest: asmall steel combination safe.cut to: 14 ext. stern of deck of kedysh - daythe safe, dripping wet in the afternoon sun, is lowered onto the deck of aship by a winch cable.we are on the russian research vessel akademik mistislav keldysh. a crowdhas gathered, including most of the crew of keldysh, the sub crews, and ahand-wringing money guy named bobby buell who represents the limitedpartners. there is also a documentary video crew, hired by lovett to coverhis moment of glory.everyone crowds around the safe. in the background mir two is being loweredinto its cradle on deck by a massive hydraulic arm. mir one is alreadyrecovered with lewis bodine following brock lovett as he bounds over to thesafe like a kid on christmas morning.bodinewho's the best? say it.lovettyou are, lewis.(to the video crew)you rolling?cameramanrolling.brock nods to his technicians, and they set about drilling the safe'shinges. during this operation, brock amps the suspense, working the lens tofill the time.lovettwell, here it is, the moment of truth. here's where we find out if the time,the sweat, the money spent to charter this ship and these subs, to come outhere to the middle of the north atlantic... were worth it. if what we thinkis in that same... is in that safe... it will be.lovett grins wolfishly in anticipation of his greatest find yet. the door ispried loose. it clangs onto the deck. lovett moves closer, peering into thesafe's wet interior. a long moment then... his face says it all.lovettshit.bodineyou know, boss, this happened to geraldo and his career never recovered.lovett(to the video cameraman)get that outta my face.cut to: 15 int. lab deck, preservation room - daytechnicians are carefully removing some papers from the safe and placingthem in a tray of water to separate them safely. nearby, other artifactsfrom the stateroom are being washed and preserved.buell is on the satellite phone with the investors. lovett is yelling at thevideo crew.lovettyou send out what i tell you when i tell you. i'm signing your paychecks,not 60 minutes. now get set up for the uplink.buell covers the phone and turns to lovett.buellthe partners want to know how it's going?lovetthow it's going? it's going like a first date in prison, whattaya think?!lovett grabs the phone from buell and goes instantly smooth.lovetthi, dave? barry? look, it wasn't in the safe... no, look, don't worry aboutit, there're still plenty of places it could be... in the floor debris inthe suite, in the mother's room, in the purser's safe on c deck...(seeing something)hang on a second.a tech coaxes some letters in the water tray to one side with a tong...revealing a pencil (conte crayon) drawing of a woman.brock looks closely at the drawing, which is in excellent shape, though itsedges have partially disintegrated. the woman is beautiful, and beautifullyrendered. in her late teens or early twenties, she is nude, though posedwith a kind of casual modesty. she is on an empire divan, in a pool of lightthat seems to radiate outward from her eyes. scrawled in the lower rightthe girl is not entirely nude. at her throat is a diamond necklace with onelarge stone hanging in the center.lovett grabs a reference photo from the clutter on the lab table. it is aperiod black-and-white photo of a diamond necklace on a black velvetjeller's display stand. he holds it next to the drawing. it is clearly thesame piece... a complex setting with a massive central stone which is almostheart-shaped.lovetti'll be god damned.cut to:16 inserta cnn news story: a live satellite feed from the deck of the keldysh,intercut with the cnn studio.announcertreasure hunter brock lovett is best known for finding spanish gold insunken galleons in the caribbean. now he is using deep submergencetechnology to work two and a half miles down at another famous wreck... thetitanic. he is with us live via satellite from a russian research ship inthe middle of the atlantic... hello brock?lovettyes, hi, tracy. you know, titanic is not just a shipwreck, titanic is theshipwreck. it's the mount everest of shipwrecks.cut to:17 int. house / ceramics studiopull back from the screen, showing the cnn report playing on a tv set in the living room of a small rustic house. it is full of ceramics, figurines, folk art, the walls crammed with drawings and paintings... things collected over a lifetime.panning to show a glassed-in studio attached to the house. outside it is a quiet morning in ojai, california. in the studio, amid incredible clutter,an ancient woman is throwing a pot on a potter's wheel. the liquid red clay covers her hands... hands that are gnarled and age-spotted, but still surprisingly strong and supple. a woman in her early forties assists her.lovett (v.o.)i've planned this expedition for three years, and we're out here recovering some amazing things... things that will have enormous historical and educational value.cnn reporter (v.o.)but it's no secret that education is not your main purpose. you're a treasure hunter. so what is the treasure you're hunting?lovett (v.o.)i'd rather show you than tell you, and we think we're very close to doing just that.the old woman's name is rose calvert. her face is a wrinkled mass, her body shapeless and shrunken under a one-piece african-print dress.but her eyes are just as bright and alive as those of a young girl.rose gets up and walks into the living room, wiping pottery clay from her hands with a rag. a pomeranian dog gets up and comes in with her.the younger woman, lizzy calvert, rushes to help her.roseturn that up please, dear.reporter (v.o.)your expedition is at the center of a storm of controversy over salvage rights and even ethics. many are calling you a grave robber.tight on the screen.lovettnobody called the recovery of the artifacts from king tut's tomb grave robbing. i have museum-trained experts here, making sure this stuff is preserved and catalogued properly. look at this drawing, which was found today...the video camera pans off brock to the drawing, in a tray of water. the image of the woman with the necklace fills frame.lovett...a piece of paper that's been underwater for 84 years... and my team are able to preserve it intact. should this have remained unseen at the bottom of the ocean for eternity, when we can see it and enjoy it now...?rose is galvanized by this image. her mouth hangs open in amazement.rosei'll be god damned.cut to: 18 ext. keldysh deck - nightcut to keldysh. the mir subs are being launched. mir two is already in thewater, and lovett is getting ready to climb into mir one when bobby buellruns up to him.buellthere's a satellite call for you.lovettbobby, we're launching. see these submersibles here, going in the water?take a message.buellno, trust me, you want to take this call.cut to: 19 int. lab deck / keldysh - nightbuell hands lovett the phone, pushing down the blinking line. the call isfrom rose and we see both ends of the conversation. she is in her kitchenwith a mystified lizzy.lovettthis is brock lovett. what can i do for you, mrs... ?buellrose calvert.lovett... mrs. calvert?rosei was just wondering if you had found the 'heart of the ocean' yet, mr.lovett.brock almost drops the phone. bobby sees his shocked expression...buelli told you you wanted to take this call.lovett(to rose)alright. you have my attention, rose. can you tell me who the woman in thepicture is?roseoh yes. the woman in the picture is me.cut to: 20 ext. ocean - daysmash cut to an enormous sea stallion helicopter thundering across theocean. pan 180 degrees as it roars past. there is no land at either horizon.the keldysh is visible in the distance.close on a window of the monster helicopter. rose's face is visible, lookingout calmly.cut to: 21 ext. keldysh - daybrock and bodine are watching mir 2 being swung over the side to start adive.bodineshe's a goddamned liar! a nutcase. like that... what's her name? thatanastasia babe.buellthey're inbound.brock nods and the three of them head forward to meet the approaching helm.bodineshe says she's rose dewitt bukater, right? rose dewitt bukater died on thetitanic. at the age of 17. if she'd have lived, she'd be over a hundred now.lovetta hundred and one next month.bodineokay, so she's a very old goddamned liar. i traced her as far back as the20's... she was working as an actress in l.a. an actress. her name was rosedawson. then she married a guy named calvert, moved to cedar rapids, had twokids. now calvert's dead, and from what i've heard cedar rapids is dead.the sea stallion approaches the ship, bg, forcing brock to yell over therotors.lovettand everybody who knows about the diamond is supposed to be dead... or onthis ship. but she knows about it. and i want to hear what she has to say.got it?cut to: 22 ext. keldysh helipadin a thundering downblast the helicopter's wheels bounce down on thehelipad.lovett, buell and bodine watch as the helicopter crew chief hands out aboutten suitcases, and then rose is lowered to the deck in a wheelchair bykeldysh crewmen. lizzy, ducking unnecessarily under the rotor, follows herout, carrying freddy the pomeranian. the crew chief hands a puzzled keldysh crewmember a goldfish bowl with several fish in it. rose does not travellight.hold on the incongruous image of this little old lady, looking impossiblyfragile amongst all the high tech gear, grungy deck crew and giganticequipment.bodines'cuse me, i have to go check our supply of depends.cut to: 23 int. rose's stateroom / keldysh - daylizzy is unpacking rose's things in the small utilitarian room. rose isplacing a number of framed photos on the bureau, arranging them carefullynext to the fishbowl. brock and bodine are in the doorway.lovettis your stateroom alright?roseyes. very nice. have you met my granddaughter, lizzy? she takes care of me.lizzyyes. we met just a few minutes ago, grandma. remember, up on deck?roseoh, yes.brock glances at bodine... oh oh. bodine rolls his eyes. rose finishesarranging her photographs. we get a general glimpse of them: the usual snapshots... children and grandchildren, her late husband.rosethere, that's nice. i have to have my pictures when i travel. and freddy ofcourse.(to the pomeranian)isn't that right, sweetie.lovettwould you like anything?rosei should like to see my drawing.cut to: 24 int. lab deck, preservation arearose looks at the drawing in its tray of water, confronting herself across aspan of 84 years. until they can figure out the best way to preserve it,they have to keep it immersed. it sways and ripples, almost as if alive.tight on rose's ancient eyes, gazing at the drawing.25 flashcut of a man's hand, holding a conte crayon deftly creating ashoulder and the shape of her hair with two efficient lines.26 the woman's face in the drawing, dancing under the water.27 a flashcut of a man's eyes, just visible over the top of a sketching pad.they look up suddenly right into the lens. soft eyes, but fearlessly direct.28 rose smiles, remembering. brock has the reference photo of the necklacein his hand.lovettlouis the sixteenth wore a fabulous stone, called the blue diamond of thethe neck up. the theory goes that the crown diamond was chopped too... recutinto a heart-like shape... and it became le coeur de la mer. the heart ofthe ocean. today it would be worth more than the hope diamond.roseit was a dreadful, heavy thing.(she points at the drawing)i only wore it this once.lizzyyou actually believe this is you, grandma?roseit is me, dear. wasn't i a hot number?lovetti tracked it down through insurance records... and old claim that was settled under terms of absolute secrecy. do you know who the claiment was, rose?rosesomeone named hockley, i should imagine.lovettnathan hockley, right. pittsburgh steel tycoon. for a diamond necklace his son caledon hockley bought in france for his fiancee... you... a week before he sailed on titanic. and the claim was filed right after the sinking. sothe diamond had to've gone down with the ship.(to lizzy)see the date?lizzylovettif your grandma is who she says she is, she was wearing the diamond the day titanic sank.(more)lovett (cont'd)(to rose)and that makes you my new best friend. i will happily compensate you for anything you can tell us that will lead to its recovery.rosei don't want your money, mr. lovett. i know how hard it is for people who care greatly for money to give some away.bodine(skeptical)you don't want anything?rose(indicating the drawing)you may give me this, if anything i tell you is of value.lovettdeal.(crossing the room)over here are a few things we've recovered from your staterooms.laid out on a worktable are fifty or so objects, from mundane to valuable. rose, shrunken in her chair, can barely see over the table top. with a trembling hand she lifts a tortoise shell hand mirror, inlaid with mother of pearl. she caresses it wonderingly.rosethis was mine. how extraordinary! it looks the same as the last time i sawit.she turns the mirror over and looks at her ancient face in the crackedglass.rosethe reflection has changed a bit.she spies something else, a silver and moonstone art-nouveau brooch.rosemy mother's brooch. she wanted to go back for it. caused quite a fuss.rose picks up an ornate art-nouveau hair comb. a jade butterfly takes flighton the ebony handle of the comb. she turns it slowly, remembering. we cansee that rose is experiencing a rush of images and emotions that have laindormant for eight decades as she handles the butterfly comb.lovettare you ready to go back to titanic?cut to: 29 int. imaging shack / keldyshit is a darkened room lined with tv monitors. images of the wreck fill thescreens, fed from mir one and two, and the two rovs, snoop dog and duncan.bodinelive from 12,000 feet.rose stares raptly at the screens. she is enthraled by one in particular, animage of the bow railing. it obviously means something to her. brock isstudying her reactions carefully.bodinethe bow's struck in the bottom like an axe, from the impact. here... i canrun a simulation we worked up on this monitor over here.lizzy turns the chair so rose can see the screen of bodine's computer. as heis calling up the file, he keeps talking.bodinewe've put together the world's largest database on the titanic. okay,here...lovettrose might not want to see this, lewis.roseno, no. it's fine. i'm curious.bodine starts a computer animated graphic on the screen, which parallels hisrapid-fire narration.bodineshe hits the berg on the starboard side and it sort of bumps along...punching holes like a morse code... dit dit dit, down the side. now she'sflooding in thebodine (cont'd)forward compartments... and the water spills over the tops of the bulkheads,going aft. as her bow is going down, her stern is coming up... slow at first... and then faster and faster until it's lifting all that weight,maybe 20 or 30 thousand tons... out of the water and the hull can't deal...so skrttt!!(making a sound in time with the animation)... it splits! right down to the keel, which acts like a big hinge. now thebow swings down and the stern falls back level... but the weight of the bow pulls the stern up vertical, and then the bow section detaches, heading for the bottom. the stern bobs like a cork, floods and goes under about 2:20a.m. two hours and forty minutes after the collision.the animation then follows the bow section as it sinks. rose watches this clinical dissection of the disaster without emotion.bodinethe bow pulls out of its dive and planes away, almost a half a mile, beforeit hits the bottom going maybe 12 miles an hour. kaboom!the bow impacts, digging deeply into the bottom, the animation now follows the stern.bodinethe stern implodes as it sinks, from the pressure, and rips apart from the force of the current as it falls, landing like a big pile of junk.(indicating the simulation)cool huh?rosethank you for that fine forensic analysis, mr. bodine. of course the experience of it was somewhat less clinical.lovettwill you share it with us?her eyes go back to the screens, showing the sad ruins far below them.a view from one of the subs tracking slowly over the boat deck. rose recognizes one of the wellin davits, still in place. she hears ghostly waltz music. the faint and echoing sound of an officer's voice, english accented, calling 'women and children only'.30 flash cuts of screaming faces in a running crowd. pandemonium and terror. people crying, praying, kneeling on the deck. just impressions... flashes inthe dark.31 rose looks at another monitor. snoop dog moving down a rusted,debris-filled corridor. rose watches the endless row of doorways sliding past, like dark mouths.32 image of a child, three years old, standing ankle deep in water in the middle of an endless corridor. the child is lost alone, crying.33 rose is shaken by the flood of memories and emotions. her eyes well up and she puts her head down, sobbing quietly.lizzy(taking the wheelchair)i'm taking her to rest.roseno!her voice is surprisingly strong. the sweet little old lady is gone,replaced by a woman with eyes of steel. lovett signals everyone to stayquiet.lovetttell us, rose.she looks from screen to screen, the images of the ruined ship.roseit's been 84 years...lovettjust tell us what you can--rose(holds up her hand for silence)it's been 84 years... and i can still smell the fresh paint. the china hadnever been used. the sheets had never been slept in.he switches on the minirecorder and sets it near her.rosetitanic was called the ship of dreams. and it was. it really was...as the underwater camera rises past the rusted bow rail, we dissolve / matchmatch dissolve: 34 ext. southampton dock - dayshot continues in a florious reveal as the gleaming white superstructure oftitanic rises mountainously beyond the rail, and above that the buff-coloredfunnels stand against the sky like the pillars of a great temple. crewmenmove across the deck, dwarfed by the awesome scale of the steamer.crowd of hundreds blackens the pier next to titanic like ants on a jellysandwich.in fg a gorgeous burgundy renault touring car swings into frame, hangingfrom a loading crane. it is lowered toward hatch #2.on the pier horse drawn vehicles, motorcars and lorries move slowly throughthe dense throng. the atmosphere is one of excitement and general giddiness.people embrace in tearful farewells, or wave and shout bon voyage wishes tofriends and relatives on the decks above.a white renault, leading a silver-gray daimler-benz, pushes through thecrowd leaving a wake in the press of people. around the handsome cars peopleare streaming to board the ship, jostling with hustling seamen and stokers,porters, and barking white star line officials.the renault stops and the liveried driver scurries to open the door for ayoung woman dressed in a stunning white and purple outfit, with an enormous feathered hat. she is 17 years old and beautiful, regal of bearing, withpiercing eyes.it is the girl in the drawing. rose. she looks up at the ship, taking it in。

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TITANICCharactors: Song Lin, Song Y ongjia, Jiao juanjuan, Li LingjunJiao: Let’s make a agreement .The guy who wins, he will get the ticket to America. All agree?Together: OK. Y eah. Sure.(some time later…..)Jack: Oh, I win. I got the ticket to America. Dear America, I’m coming!(On the ship. Rose and her mother are talking about something.) Lee: Dear daughter, you know our family is not stable as it used to be. Our future depend on you.Rose: I know , mom. I know what I should do. Get married, OK?Lee: Look! Y our fiancé.Jiao: Good afternoon, ladies. Oh Rose, you look so beautiful. I think it will be a meaning trip for us. As soon as we get back to America, we will get married!! Haha!!Song: OK. OK. I know.(One night, Rose is watching the beautiful scenery on the board. Then Jack comes there.)Rose: I have never seen this beautiful night before.Jack: (say to himself) This is my first time to America. I can achieve myAmerican dream. Oh, good evening, beautiful young lady.Rose: Good evening. I’m Rose.Jack: I’m Jack. Y ou look a little sad.Rose: To be honest. I will marry to a man, but I don’t love him. I want to find a man I truly love.Jack: I feel so sorry. I can understand you, but you still have to live. Rose: Y eah. I know. Thanks for your suggestion. Maybe it’s too late, I would go back. Hope to see you again Jack.Jack: See you, Rose.(Next day, they meet again.)Jack: Did you have a good sleep last night?Rose: It’s too bad. Oh. When I thought I would marry to a man that I don’t love, I even want to jump into the sea.Jack: No,Rose. Y ou jump, I jump.Rose: What do you mean?Jack: Rose. Since last time I saw you, I couldn’t forget you. I think I fall in love with you.(Jack singing “My heart will go on”, Rose followed.)Jack: Give me your hand. Close your eyes. Come on, stand up and keep your eyes closed, you trust me?Rose: I trust you.Jack: OK. Open your eyes.Rose: Oh Jack. I’m flying.(singing together “ Near far …..”)(Unfortunately, the ship crushed into the iceberg. On the board.) Rose: I can’t go without you.Jack: No. Y ou have to go.Rose: No. jack.Jack: Y es, get on the boat.Rose: No. I’ll not forgive you if you leave me.(At this moment, the ship was sinking into the sea. Jack and Rose both jumped into the freezing water.)Rose: I love you Jack.Jack: Don’t say goodbye, not yet. Do you understand?Rose: I’m so cold.Jack: Listen to me, Rose. Y ou must get out of here.Oh Rose, I love you. Promise me. Y ou will survive. Y ou won’t give up. Promise me.Rose: I promise you.(After two hours,Rose was saved by a rescue team.However,Jack was drifting to an island.Then a sweet girl named Susan found him.) Susan:Oh my god.That’s a man.He is still alive.Wake up,wake up……(After Jack was saved,he stayed at Susan’s home.Suasan looked after Jack very well.Gradually,she found herself fell in love with him.One day…..)Jack:I feel better these days,maybe I should go.Thanks for your kindness. Susan:It doesn’t matter.I feel very happy with you this period.Y ou can stay longer.Jack:Oh no.I must go.I have to find my lover.Susan:Y ou mean?Jack:Y eah,you are right.I know you are a pretty girl,but in my heart,she is the best.Y ou will find a better man.Susan:No,Jack.Don’t leave me,I love you.Jack:Sorry.I must go…….(Jack decided to go to America to find Rose.At this moment,A concert of Micheal Jackson will be held.Rose stands by the window and she is thinking about something.)Rose:Oh,Jack.I miss you so much.Tonight I will go to the Micheal’s concert.I know he is your favorite singer when you alive.(song “you are not alone”)(In the crowd,Jack and Rose met again……)The End。

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12The Captain: Good morning, welcome to Titanic. And now we are about to start on our journey. Come on lads, SPEED UP!-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------3Aside: The great ship, Titanic, which was called of “the ship of dream”，sailed for New York from Southampton on April 10th 1912. She was carrying one thousand three hundred sixteen passengers. At that time, however, she was not only the largest ship that had ever been built, but was regarded as unsinkable.-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------4Aside: The hero named Jack Dawson is a penniless artist who won his third-class ticket in a poker game. The heroine called Rose Bukater is a rich girl, but she is bound by various powers. She trapped in a loveless engagement because of her mother is facing finance ruin. They first met each other in the bow. And then, they fell in love.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------5场景一（At the ball 在舞会上）Carl: Rose this ball is pretty good, isn’t it.Rose: Yes, well definitely.Carl: Our wedding will be much better than this ball, Rose. We’re going to marry very soon. I hope our marriage can be perfect.Rose:……marriage……marriage…… Oh! Sorry Carl, I am t ired. I want to get some rest.Carl: All right. Enjoy yourself. See you latter.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------6Jack: Hi, Rose. You look beautiful tonight. Can we have a dance?Rose: No, Jack. I need rest.Jack: Rose, you look you are in trouble. I can see you.Rose: What?Jack:You are not happy, I know how the world works. You don’t love Carl, Right?Rose:Sorry, Jack. You can’t say that. It’s impolite.Jack: Listen, Rose. You should find your own way……Rose: It’s not your business, Jack. Mr. Dawson, I have to leave.--------------Carl: Rose. You must be loyal to me.Rose: What……? I can’t understand you.Carl: Listen. Now you’re gong to marry me! You can’t fall in love with others, with that man! Rose: So, Mr. Carl. Why do you think I would marry you? I love you? No, no……---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------789场景二（在船头In the bow）响音乐---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------10Rose: Hello Jack. I change my mind. They said you might be ……Jack: Shh…… Give me your hand. Now close your eyes. Go on!…… Step up……Don’t peak.Rose: I’m not.Jack: hold on, hold on. Do you trust me?Rose: I trust you.Jack: All right. Open your eyes.Rose: Oh! Oh…… Jack! I am flying Jack! I am flying!---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------11~14---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------15Rose: I love you, Jack.Jack: Don’t do that. Don’t say good bye. Not yet. Do you understand me?Rose: I’m so cold.Jack:Listen, Rose. You are going to get out of here. You’re going to go on. You’re going to make lots of babies and you are going to watch them grow. You’re going to die an old, an old lady, warm in your bed. Not here. Not this night. Not like this. Do you understand me? Rose: I promise.Jack: Never let go.Rose:I will never let go, Jack. I’ll never let go.Rose: Jack. Jack. Jack. There’s a boat. Jack. Jack. Jack? Jack! Jack! There’s a boat, Jack. Jack. Rose: Come back! Come back! Come back! Come back! I’ll never let go. I promise.---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------16 Rose: Now you know there was a man named Jack Dawson and that he saved me in any way that a person can be saved I don’t even have a picture of him. He exists now only in my memory. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------1718 THANKS---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------THE END。

泰坦尼克号 Titanic 中英文剧本

To see the sad ruin of the great ship sitting here 看到这艘巨轮长眠海底
where she landed at 2:30 in the morning of April 15, 1912 一九一二年四月十五日
凌晨两点半
after her long fall from the world above. 她从海面上缓缓堕入海底
- Lewis: Cable out, Captain. - Make your turn. Watch the wall. 转弯，小心墙
Yeah, Brock, we're at the piano, you copy? 布洛克，我们看到钢琴了
知道了
Brock: Okay, copythat. 听到没？
好，查理
- All right, tether out. - Man: Tether out. 放出缆绳
放出缆绳
Man (Over Radio): Okay, Brock, we're dropping down along the hull. 布洛克，沿船舱往下放
Roger that. Okay, drop down and go into the first-class gangway door. 知道了
沿着一等舱登船口下去
I wantyou guys working the D deck reception area and the dining saloon. 看看D层、接待大厅和餐厅
Man (Over Radio): Copythat. 知道了
- Tether out. - Man: Tether out. 放出缆绳，往左边…

英语作文电影泰坦尼克号Titanic

【英语作文】电影《泰坦尼克号》TitanicTitanicis a 1997 American epic romantic disaster film directed, written, co-produced, and co-edited by James Cameron. It is a fictionalized account of the sinking of the RMS Titanic. Its stars Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet as members of different social classes who fall in love aboard the ship during its ill-fated maiden voyage.泰坦尼克号是1997年美国史浪漫史诗灾难片，是由詹姆斯·卡梅隆导演，编剧，拍摄和剪辑的。

这是一部根据RMS泰坦尼克号沉没改编的小说。

莱昂纳多·迪卡普里奥和凯特·温斯莱特是不同社会阶层的成员，他们在这次命运多舛的首次航行中爱上彼此。

Upon its release on December 19, 1997, the film achieved critical and commercial success. It equaled records with fourteen Academy Award nominations and eleven wins, receiving the prizes for Best Picture and Best Director. With a worldwide gross of over $1.8 billion, it was the first film to reach the billion dollar mark, remaining the highest-grossing film of all time for twelve years, until Cameron's next directorial effort,Avatar, surpassed its gross in 2010. A 3D version of the film was re-released in theaters (often billed as "Titanic 3D") on April 4, 2012, to commemorate thecentenary of the tragedy. All over the world were moved by this film and the romantic story it told. In the past fourteen years, it still draws the world’s attention and regared as one of the best film. Now, the vast majority of people go into the cinema to seeTitanic 3Dto relive the feelings and memories of fourteen years ago. Thisfilm still touches people’s deepest hearts with its moving love story, melodious music and beautiful frames, although it has passed for so long. Many have changed in such a long time, the youth then now has come to their thirties and been parents, but the wonderful memories ofTitanicwill last forever.。

我最喜欢的电影英语作文泰坦尼克号

我最喜欢的电影英语作文泰坦尼克号My Favorite Movie: TitanicTitanic is the best movie ever! It's a super exciting adventure film that will make you laugh, cry, and sit on the edge of your seat the whole time. I've probably watched it a hundred times and I never get bored.The movie starts in the present day when a crew is exploring the wreckage of the real Titanic ship at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. They discover a safe with a really cool antique drawing of a naked woman inside. An old lady named Rose gets wind of this and goes to see the drawing because it's actually her! When she was a young woman of 17 in 1912, she went on the hugely famous maiden voyage of the Titanic. The rest of the movie flashes back to tell her incredible story on that ship.Rose was a rich girl from Philadelphia who had to travel on the ship with her snooty mom and wealthy fiance Cal, who she didn't really love. Rose felt like she was trapped in a gilded cage with no freedom or choices of her own. She was so unhappy that she almost killed herself by trying to jump off the back of the ship! But then she's miraculously saved by a heroic, handsome guy named Jack Dawson.Jack is totally different from all the rich snobs on the ship. He's a poor artist from Wisconsin who won his Titanic tickets in a lucky hand of poker. From the first moment they meet, Rose and Jack have an incredible connection and undeniable chemistry. There are such sparks between them! Despite coming from totally different worlds, they quickly fall in head-over-heels love.Jack shows Rose how to really embrace life and live every moment to the fullest. He takes her out of her sheltered world and they have the ultimate adventures together on the ship. They dance and celebrate with the fun-loving people in steerage, go walking and hanging out on the ship's deck under the stars, and even get frisky in the backseat of a car in the cargo hold! Their whirlwind love affair is the central love story that the whole movie revolves around.Of course, Jack and Rose's happiness is threatened by Rose's jealous fiance Cal, who is furious that Rose has fallen for a "gutter rat" like Jack. There are some really intense, dramatic scenes where Cal's bodyguard chases Jack to try and kill him. The action and suspense had me on the edge of my seat! Would Rose choose to stay with her boring life of money and privilege or get away with Jack for a life of freedom and true love?The climax of course is when the ship tragically strikes an iceberg and begins sinking on its maiden voyage across the Atlantic. It's horrifying to watch but totally gripping. There's panic as everyone rushes for the too-few lifeboats while the "women and children first" policy leaves many men, including Jack, stuck on board the doomed ship. Rose has to make the heart-wrenching choice between saving herself or staying on the sinking Titanic with Jack.The sinking scenes are easily the most incredible part of the film. With groundbreaking special effects, you feel like you're really there as the massive ship cracks in half, water rushes in from all sides, and people are tragically killed or washed away by the overpowering current. It's all so intense and emotional, especially when Jack helps Rose onto a piece of driftwood but then sacrifices himself by staying in the freezing cold water. Their tearful goodbye as Jack slowly freezes while the ship goes down is absolutely heartbreaking. I always sob during that scene!All in all, Titanic is an amazing movie that really has it all - action, adventure, romance, drama, well-developed characters you really care about, and edge-of-your-seat thrills and suspense. It's nearly flawless in my book. Even though the ship sank over a hundred years ago, this film brings that tragichistorical event so vividly to life with amazing attention to historical detail. It transports you right back to 1912 and you really feel like you've gone through that monumental voyage and disaster.The special effects and cinematography are spectacular, especially during the incredibly realistic sinking scenes. I've watched behind-the-scenes footage of how they actually rocked the ship set with massive hydraulics and filled it with millions of gallons of water to get those harrowing shots. It's crazy the lengths the filmmakers went to for authenticity!The acting is also phenomenal and really makes you connect with Rose and Jack's grand love story. Leonardo DiCaprio and Kate Winslet were perfectly cast and have off-the-charts chemistry together. I cry every time during that heartbreaker of an ending when the elderly Rose finally reunites with Jack in the afterlife by dropping the priceless "Heart of the Ocean" diamond into the sea at the wreck site. Their love transcended life and death, which is just too romantic for words!Titanic has definitely earned its reputation as one of the greatest films ever made. It's an exquisitely crafted masterpiece that thoroughly transports you to another time and place while completely capturing your heart. It's nearly perfect and willdefinitely be a film that's remembered forever. I can't recommend this iconic movie enough - it will absolutely become your new favorite too after watching it! Just keep an entire box of tissues nearby because you're going to need them by the end.。

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You jump， l jump！你跳，我也跳!
Thank you!
Do you know who am I ？ l am superwoman.The famous superman is my brother.l am willing to help others! 你知道我是谁吗?我是女超人。著名的超人是我的弟弟。我非常愿意帮助别人!
Would you please help us get away from here? 请帮助我们离开这里好吗 ?
l really want to help you,but my ability is limited. 我真的想帮助你,但是我的能力有限。
On,my god! Go away at once! 我的天啊! 马上滚远点！
Suddenly,the life boat is shaking because Jack and Rose are too heavy! 突然,救生艇开始摇晃。因为杰克和露丝太重了…重了…了。
Rose!Listen to me！l love you, but l will leave you.The boat can’t support us for a long time.You must live,so l will jump into the sea. 露丝!听我说!我爱你,但是我将离开你。船不能支撑我们两个很长时间。你必须活着,我会跳进大海。
ቤተ መጻሕፍቲ ባይዱ
Would you please help us get away from here? 请帮助我们离开这里好吗 ?
OK! l have a magic blanket,maybe it can take you e on! 好的!我有一个神奇的毯子, 也许可以把你带走。来吧

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泰坦尼克号6人英语剧本

Titanic（六人英语话剧）第一幕The Captain: Good morning, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Titanic. And now we are about to start on our journey. SPEED UP!All: SPEED UP!Aside: The great ship, Titanic, sailed for New York from Southampton on April 10th 1912. She was carrying one thousand three hundred sixteen passengers. At that time, however, she was not only the largest ship that had ever been built, but was regarded as unsinkable.Aside: The hero named Jack Dawson is a poor man. The heroine called Rose Bukater is a rich girl, but she is limited by various powers. They first met each other on the deck. And then, they fell in love.Rose: I am Rose Bukater, a rich girl. But I am not happy because of my unwilling marriage with Carl. I don’t love him at all, but I have to. I am the only hope for my family to bring back to life by this marriage with Carl. I don’t have any picture of my future life. However one man named Jack Dawson teaches me what real life is. Carl: Rose，this ball is pretty good, isn’t it？Rose: Yes, definitely perfect.Carl: Our wedding will be much better than this ball, Rose. We’re going to marry very soon. I hope our marriage can be fantastic. Rose:……marriage……marriage……Oh! Sorry Carl, I am tired. I want to get some rest.Carl: All right. Enjoy yourself. See you latter.Jack: Hi, Rose. You look beautiful tonight. Can we have a dance?Rose: No, Jack. I need rest.Jack: Rest? Let me tell you a joke.Rose: No, No. Don’t bother me, Jack.Jack: Rose, you look you are in trouble. I can see you.Rose: And then?Jack: I can help you. You are not happy, you know. I know how the world works. You don’t love Carl, Right? You are just like an in-door girl.Rose: Sorry, Jack. You can’t say that. It’s impolite.Jack: Listen, Rose. You should find your own way of life……Rose: It’s none of your business, Jack. Mr. Dawson, I have to leave.Aside: The housekeeper see the scene that Rose and Jack talking closely and happily ,so he walks towards to Mr Carl.The Housekeeper: Mr.! You may be in trouble! Look at that bad guy. He must be dangerous to you. Take care of your Fiancée!Carl: You must be kidding. She is my girl and I can give her whatever she wants. What can the poor guy give her?The Housekeeper: Mr. Carl! You’d better be careful. The guy seems to be clever and knows what girls really need. He will be a great threat.Carl: Then what should I do?The Housekeeper: She will never love you except that she realize you are the most who know her well in the world. You ought to have a talk with her. Let her feel your deep love and resolute determination. Don’t yield to the poor guy.第二幕Carl: Rose. You must be loyal to me.Rose: What……? I can’t understand you.Carl: Listen. Now you’re gong to marry me! You can’t fall in love with others, with that man!Rose: So, Mr. Carl. Why do you think I would marry you? I love you? No, no……Carl. You gave me lots of things. But you just can’t give the real love that Jack had given to me. I have no choice but to marry you just because of our marriage is the only hope that can bring my family back to life. Carl, I can’t feel your love. I don’t want to be like this. I want a bright future. I want to live my own life.The Captain: Hi, buddy! What’s up? You look so depressed.Jack: I have fallen in love with a girl but she seems to be angry with me. Will she marry the wealthy guy? How can I win her heart？The Captain: Don’t be stupid! She is just a simple woman. For her, romance is more important than bread.( Rose is coming.) Your chance is coming. Good luck!Rose: Hello Jack. I’ve changed my mind. They said you might be here……Jack: Shh……Give me your hand.Jack: Give me your hand. Now close your eyes. Go on!……Step up……Don’t peak. Rose: I’m not.Jack: hold on, hold on. Do you trust me?Rose: I trust you.Jack: All right. Open your eyes.Rose: Oh! Oh……Jack! I am flying Jack! I am flying!第三幕Aside: Four days after setting out, while the Titanic was sailing across the icy waters of the North Atlantic. A huge iceberg was suddenly spotted by a look-out. The Titanic turned just in time, narrowly missing the immense wall of ice. Titanic was sinking rapidly. Seconds later, the water is filled with hundreds of screaming people. Jack and Rose drift in the black water. Jack is clinging to the piece of wood that Rose is lying on.Rose: It’s getting quiet.Jack: It’s just going to take them a couple of minutes to get the boats organized. I don’t know about you. But I intend to write a strongly worded letter to the White Star Line about all this.Rose: I love you, Jack.Jack: Don’t do that. Don’t say good bye. Not yet. Do you understand me?Rose: I’m so cold,Jack: Listen, Rose. You are going to get out of here. You’re going to go on. You’regoing to make lots of babies and you are going to watch them grow. You’re going to die an old, an old lady, warm in your bed. Not here. Not this night. Not like this. Do you understand me?Rose: I can’t feel my body.Jack: Winning that ticket was the best thing that ever happened to me. It brought me to you and I’m thankful for that, Rose. I’m thankful. You must……You must do me this honor. You must promise me that you’ll survive……That you won’t give up. No matter what happens……No matter how hopeless. Promise me now, Rose. And never let go of that promise.Rose: I promise.Jack: Never let go.Rose: I will never let go, Jack. I’ll never let go.The Captain: Is anybody hearing me? Is anybody hearing me?Rose: Jack. Jack. Jack. There’s a boat. Jack. Jack. Jack? Jack! Jack! There’s a boat, Jack. Jack.Rose: Come back! Come back! Come back! Come back! I’ll never let go. I promise. The Captain: Come up out!Aside: Now you know there was a man named Jack Dawson and that he saved me in anyway that a person can be saved. I don’t even have a picture of him. He exists only in my memory now.注：本剧本有对应的同名PPT，需要的可以搜索下载。

泰坦尼克Ti nic英语话剧剧本

TitanicAside: Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. There is a sheep called Titanic which is going to America with thousands of people. At this time, a young man named Jack is betting with others to win tickets of Titanic.Part1道具：一张桌子、4 张凳子、一副牌、烟Mathew (Jack’s friend): Jack, you bet everything we have.Jack: When you got nothing ,you got nothing to lose.（对着Mathew说）Jimmy(打牌对手)：I can’t believe you bet our tickets（对着Jack说）Jack: Tom?Tom(对手朋友)：Bet!Jack: All right. Somebody’s life is about to ch ange. Mathew?Mathew: Nothing.Jack: Jimmy?Jimmy: Nothing.Tom?（Tom把牌示意出来）Jack: Two pair.I’m sorry. Mathew.Mathew: Sorry? Did you bet all our money?Jack: I’m sorry, you’re not going to see your mom again for a long time.Because we’re going to America. I am the winner，boys（一边说一边笑）Jimmy 抓住 Jack 的衣领，想要挥拳，最后打了一拳TomJack: Come on, I’m going home（对着Mathew说）Mathew: I go to America!（对手他们在厮打）Jack: Titanic goes to America, in five minutes. Come on. Come on! （对着Mathew说，一边说一边示意Mathew跟他走）Part2Aside: At that, Jack and his friend board Titanic. At the same time, a young lady called Rose who is boarding Titanic with her future husband whom she doesn’t love. Because she doesn’t want to live this life any more, she has a thought of sea suicide.道具：标有“TITANIC”的船头Rose 想从船头跳下去，被Jack看到。

改编版泰坦尼克英文短片剧本

Titanic幕：一，上船前二，相遇三，下等舱的相爱四，与未婚夫的冲突，杰克被陷害五，救出杰克，遇冰山六，海中对白角色：Jack , Rose,Cal,第一幕（场景：赌场）法布里吉欧: Jack, you are pazzo. You bet everything we have杰克: When you got nothing, you got nothing to lose.杰克：All right... moment of truth. Somebody's life's about to change。

杰克: Fabrizio?法布里吉欧: Niente.杰克：:Olaf?欧拉夫:Nothing.杰克:Sven?杰克:Uh-oh. Two pair.I'm sorry, Fabrizio.法布里吉欧:"Sorry"? You bet all the money!杰克:I'm sorry. You're not gonna see your mom for a long time.Cos we're going to America! Full house, boys!杰克，法布里吉欧:Whoa!Yeah!（上船过程中。

）船员：Welcome aboard, ma'am. Welcome to Titanic.旁白：It was the ship of dreams - to everyone else.To me it was a slave ship taking me back to America in chains. Outwardly I was everything a well-brought-up girl should be. Inside, I was screaming.第二幕（场景：甲板上露丝站在高处，杰克和两个朋友坐在下面）Ryan : I'm Tommy Ryan.Jack:Jack Dawson.Fabrizio : Fabrizio.Ryan:Hi. Do you make any money with your drawings?Oh, forget it, boyo. You'd as like have angels fly out of your arse as get next to the likes of her.Rose一个人站在船头Jack：Don't do it.露丝：Stay back. Don't come any closer.杰克：Come on.Gimme your hand. I'll pull you back.露丝：No! Stay where you are. I mean it. I'll let go.杰克：No, you won't.露丝：What do you mean, no, I won't? Don't presume to tell me what I will and will not do.杰克：Well, you would've done it already.露丝：You're distracting me. Go away.杰克：I can't. I'm involved now. You let go and I'm gonna have to jump in there after you.露丝：I saw my whole life as if I'd already lived it, an endless parade of parties and cotillions, polo matches. Always the same narrow people, the same mindless chatter. I felt like I was standing at a great precipice with no-one to pull me back. No-one who cared, or even noticed.杰克：So you wanna go to a real party to have a relax ?第三幕杰克：may I?露丝：pleasure!音乐起，一块跳舞。

泰坦尼克号Titanic后现代搞笑版

泰坦尼克号Titanic后现代搞笑版-英语话剧剧本旁白：It’s a cold evening. The Titanic has sunken. Rose, Jack and Oscar are on the life boat旁白：It’s a cold evening. The Titanic has sunken. Rose, Jack and Oscar are on the life boat floating in the ocean. This is Jack. This is Rose and this is Oscar, her husband-to-be.（边说边介绍，三人坐在课桌上）Oscar: Oh, honey~ Are you OK? （边说边将手搭上Rose肩）Jack: She is my girl.（打开Oscar的手）Oscar: You are so cold.（脱下报纸披在R身上面向观众）what you wear, what you are.Jack: What are you doing! （扔掉校服，脱下自己的羽绒服抖了抖，面向观众）BoSideng （波斯登）, warm and comfortable, it’s my choice.（将羽绒服披在Rose身上）Rose:（向Jack）I love you.（向观众）But I love BoSideng more.Oscar: Hey! She is my wife-to-be, who are you?Jack: I am I. Wo de di pan wo zuo zhu（我的地盘我做主）.Oscar: People on the Earth all know, She, and I, will go to New York to have our wedding. Rose: But now……Jack: Don’t say any more! Take your knife out! （从口袋里掏出铅笔，紧握手中）Oscar: Ok. Let’s go fighting! （同样掏出铅笔紧握手中）Jack & Oscar: Fighting! （用铅笔互戳）----小蜜蜂~Rose: No, no, no! Please stop! （拉二人）( J & O不小心将Rose推下桌子——落水）Rose: Help, help!（Jack & Oscar将拉上Rose桌子）Oscar: Honey, how are you?Rose:（向观众）PiaoRou（飘柔）, just so confident~（甩头发）（Rose不小心推Oscar，Oscar落水）Oscar: Help, help!Rose: Oh, no! （向Oscar伸手）（Jack抓过Rose的手，对视）Jack:（唱）你是我的玫瑰，你是我的花…You are my life, you are my honey~Rose: But……what about Oscar?Jack: Don’t pay attention to him.Rose: OK. Darling~ I love you, loving you, like mouse love rice~旁白：At this time, Oscar has been far away……Jack and Rose are still floating in the ocean. It’s colder and colder.Jack: Do you feel cold?Rose: Yes. You see we are so lonely.Jack: Don’t worry. I have this! （从口袋里掏出打火机，并向观众展示）This is a magic DaHuoji（打火机）.（Jack按下打火机）（Superwoman上，胸前贴一张纸，上书S）Superwoman:（向观众）Do you know who am I? I am Superwoman! The famous Superman is my brother. I’m willing to help others.Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?（Superwoman无视，面向Jack）Superwoman: Oh, pretty boy~ Come here, I will save you.Jack: Take my girl together.Superwoman: No way!（Superwoman下）（Jack第二次按下打火机）（Indian Princess上，向观众合掌问候）Princess: I am a princess from India.Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?Princess: OK. I have a magic blanket, maybe it can take you away. Come on.（从口袋里掏出围巾）（Jack & Rose 尝试伸出脚，Princess上下晃动围巾）Princess: Oh, no, it’s broken! My blanket! （边说边后退，渐远）（Indian Princess下）（Jack第三次还没按，Harry Potter上，提着扫帚）Harry: Yi? Where am I? （向观众）My name is Harry Potter. I’m from Hogwarts（霍格沃茨）. I lose my way.Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?Harry: I really want to help you, but my ability is limited.（耸肩）Jack:（愤怒地）Oh, my god! Go away at once! （指向前方）（Harry Potter下）旁白：Suddenly, the life boat is shaking because Jack and Rose are too heavy.Jack: Rose, listen to me. I love you, but I will leave you.The boat can’t support us fora long time. You must live, so I will jump into the sea.Rose: No, no, no. Jump or not jump, this is a question.Jack: Then let the God decide it（二人低头虔诚祈祷状）Rose: God will bless us.（Jack和Rose同时从身后伸出手来，包剪锤）Jack & Rose: One two three!（Jack出锤子，Rose出包子）Jack: I lose. You see, it’s God’s choice.（Rose连连摇头）Rose: Oh, no. Jack, Jack, why your name is Jack!Jack: I wish you a happy life. Good-bye!（Jack跳下桌子，Rose伸手拉，未果）Rose: You jump, I jump.（Rose跳下桌子，O未死，继续叫救命……）（旁白唱my heart will go on，音乐起，全剧终。

英语搞笑话剧剧本

英语搞笑话剧剧本英语搞笑话剧剧本英语搞笑话剧剧本（一）从前，一个巫婆有一双臭脚，人们都很讨厌。

所以，她想找一个人换掉她的双脚。

有一天她来到"香国" .她发现，人人都有双香脚。

一天王子午睡，巫婆用自己的臭脚换了王子的香脚。

有一位公主，她总是失眠。

虽然国王和王后在尝试了很多方法，她还不能睡觉。

国王和王后陛下非常担心自己的女儿。

最后，他们就发现了一个方法：每当公主无法入睡，她只需要嗅觉王子的臭脚，然后她将睡得很好。

最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起。

人物Ada: Little girlCandy: QueenEvander: KingEvelynJoel: PrinceRita: Singer /WomanYilina: WitchSummaryOnce upon a time…A witch had a pair of stink y feet. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.And one day she flied to "Fragrance Country". She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince’s fragrant feet.There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in "Beauty Country". Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep.The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter.And then, they discovered a perfect method for the princess to fall asleep: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, she only had to smell the prince’s stinky feet, and then she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.SCENE I（One afternoon, a girl, Ada, is reading a book）Ada: Oh~ what an interesting story! Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They smelt worse than stinky tofu. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.Ada: And one day she flied to "Fragrance country". She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree.Witch: （screaming and laughing and dancing）I’m the most perfect witch who has both beauty and intelligence. More and more people fall for my…my … feet! Oh no, my feet! I’m such a charming witch, but why do my feet stink so much? Everyone faints when they smell my feet. The smell of my feet can kill mice. Oh, I don’t want to live. I want to fly away!（Flying to the Fragrance country）Witch: （Crying） I hate my feet! I hate my feet! （in a low voice） Ha-ha, what’s the smell? It smells so sw eet. （Searching）Oh. What a handsome boy. （Come closer and take a deep breath）Oh, oh, oh, why do his feet have such a sweet smell? It’s just notfair! （Angrily）Not fair! Look, he’s sleeping and snoring. Let me exchange my feet with his! （Doing magic and laughing loudly）Oh, my feet. You smell so sweet! Now I’m really the most charming witch. （Fly away）Prince: （Asleep and dreaming） Oh! What a beautiful girl you are! You are my only one – my dear princess.Prince: （Wake up!）Oh~ what’s wrong? What a bad sm ell!! The room smells of stinky tofu. Is it my table? My hand? My chair? My head? Or my window? Oh no! It’s my feet. I have a pair of stinky feet. How did it happen? （Hold on to his head.）（Run away）I can’t believe it!-SCENE II（The prince is walking and sees some crows on the way.）Prince: Oh~ there are many crows.Crow A: Please go away…Crow B: Quickly! It’s full of bad smell here.Crows: We are going to die, because your feet are too disgusting.Prince: Oh! I am so sorry…My feet cause you much trouble…Sorry~!（Prince continues to walk. He sees some flowers.）Prince: Hum~ I like the perfume of flowers.Flower A: Oh! I can’t live without fresh air.Flower B: Keep your feet far away from us, please.Flowers: Your feet are too disgusting.Prince: Why does everyone dislike me? I am so sad and I am sorry for making you feel bad.（Prince continues to walk.）Prince: What can I do? I want my sweet-smelling feet back.（Many strangers are buying from vendors on the road.）Stranger A: Did you step in something? Check your shoes.Stranger B: Oh! Don’t talk nonsense.Stranger C: I know where that bad smell comes from. It’s him.Strangers: Just get lost! Dirty man!Prince: Oh I’m sorry. I’m not a dirty man. My feet are really disgusting.（Prince continues to walk.）-SCENE IIIAda: There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in "Beauty country."Although king and queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep.Ada: The king and the queen are very worried about their daughter. Then, they finally found a perfect solution after several trials and failures…（In the palace.）Queen: I am the queen!King: Of course I am the king!Queen: You never care about your daughterKing: So…what happened to our baby?Queen: My dear daughter can’t sleep!King: So…what can we do?（Queen brings many kinds of pills to her daughter.）King: Oh~my dear, just take them all.Princess: Take them all? Are you sure?King: Yes!Princess: （Take medicine）I still can’t sleep me still can’tsleep!（Try another method.）King: Hey my dear! Dad teaches you a good way to fall sleep: Counting Sheep.Princess: 1 sheep 2 sheep 3 sheep ……（Try a third method.）Queen: I know a girl with a beautiful voice. Maybe she can make our daughter sleep.King: Yes yes! （Open the door） Is she the one? （See Ada）Queen: Oh~no!King: Is she the one?Queen: Of course! Please start singing!Rita: I am a magic singer. （Clean the throat.） Can I start to sing?Rita: Baby sleep. Baby sleep. Baby hurry to sleep. Everybody sing with me…Princess: Shut up! Get out of here!!King: I think these methods are not good ideas. We’ll think of better ideas.Queen: Hum…I have an idea…maybe we can……King: You can say that again.Queen: Let’s get ready.（King and queen are preparing …）Princess: Daddy! Mommy! It’s time to sleep! Don’t forget to take medicine.（King and queen are disguised as ghosts in order to scare the princess to sleep.）King: Oh, no! It didn’t work. Maybe we should get help from people.Queen: OK! （Point to Ada） You just do it. Go out on thestreets and find some help.-SCENE IV（Prince walks in the Beauty Country and looks at a crowd of people. Some people try to make the princess sleep.）Prince: （To himself.）A woman among the crowd: I’ve tried several ways and still they didn’t work! I think I can make the princess sleep! Can I try?King & Queen: Yes! It’s our pleasure. Please try.Prince: Thank you! （Take his shoes off and put his feet in front of the princess’s face.） Sorry! My dear princess!Princess: Oh! Your feet smell so awful. I can’t breathe and I want to sleep.King & Queen: Oh no! My dear~ What happened to you? Don’t scare us!（King touches her nose to check if the princess breathes.）King: She’s still breathing. She just fell asleep.（Queen hugs the Princess.）Queen: Thank you! Oh, thank God! My dear baby finally fell asleep.King: （To the prince.） Oh! Thank you! We are very lucky to meet you.Prince: I can’t believe it! My disgusting feet have magic power!!Queen: Oh! Don’t say that! They are not disgusting at all. Congratulations! You are going to marry my dear daughter.King: Yes! This is a happy ending.Ada: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, all she had to do was to smell the prince’s stinky feet. And then, she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess livedhappily together.英语搞笑话剧剧本（二）旁白：话说梁山伯和祝英台59年前一同来到刚刚成立的吉林农业大学学习英语。

泰坦尼克号改编剧本,7人英语短剧,鱼香出场

船长: All third-class passengers with a forward berth this way, please, this queue. 前舱旅客，请这边走妈妈- Right here.爸爸: - Big boat, huh? 你看这船Daddy, it's a ship. - You're right. 是大轮船你说得对妈妈：I don't see what all the fuss is about. 没什么大不了的嘛！卡尔：You can be blase about some things, Rose, but not about Titanic. 绝对不能小看泰坦尼克爸爸：It's over 1 00 feet longer than Mauritania and far more luxurious. 她比毛里塔尼亚长一妈妈：Your daughter is far too difficult to impress, Ruth. 你女儿真是挑剔啊，露诗露丝：So this is the ship they say is unsinkable. 人家说她是不沉之船？爸爸：It is unsinkable. God Himself could not sink this ship. 没错，绝对不会沉船长：Sir, you have to check your baggage through the main terminal. It's round that way, sir.卡尔：- Now, kindly see my man. –船长：Yes, sir, my pleasure, sir. 我的荣幸，请随时吩咐船长：Welcome aboard, ma'am. Welcome to Titanic. 欢迎登上泰坦尼克号Rose: It was the Ship of Dreams to everyone else. 对别人来说，她是艘梦幻之船To meit was a slave ship 对我而言，她像是艘奴隶船taking me back to America in chains. 要把我押回去美国Outwardly, I was everything a well-brought-up girl should be. 表面看来我无异于别的大家闺秀Inside, I was screaming. 内心里，我却在呐咸登船-2杰克- Come on. –鱼香! 快走！我要回家了- I'm going home!鱼香- I'm going home too. - I go to America. 我要去美国了杰克: oh No, Titanic go to America in five minutes. 不，泰坦尼克号要去美国只剩五分钟了鱼香：Come on. Come on. Here. - 快走！杰克：We're riding in high style now. We're a couple of regular swells. 这下可风光了我们要上船跟富人一起了Y：We're practically goddamn royalty, ragazzo mio. 是吗？可是差点输个精光Fabrizio: You see, it's my destino!杰克：Like I told you, I go to America to be milionario.Driver: Whoa, whoa! - Bastardo!Y- You're pazzo! - Maybe, but I've got the tickets. 你真是混蛋没错，但票赢到手了杰克- Come on, I thought you were fast. - Aspetta!Y Wait, wait! Hey, wait! 等一下…杰克We're passengers. Passengers. 我们是乘客CAP-Haveyou been through the inspection queue? 你们通关了没有？鱼香-Of course. Anyway, we don't have any lice. 当然有我们没有虱子杰克：I‘m American, - Right, come aboard. 我是美国人鱼香：我是中国人船长:All the way, darling. 好，上船、All ahead full! 全速前进肉丝：I felt likel was standing at a great precipice 我仿佛站在悬崖上with no one to pull me back 没人要拉我一把no one who cared or even noticed. 没人关心或甚至注意到我杰克：Don't do it. 别跳Stay back. 退回去Don't come any closer. 别靠近Come on. Just give me your hand. I'll pull you back over. 手伸出来，我拉你鱼香：oh jake Do you really want to save him? He seems quite beautiful。

泰坦尼克号删改剧本_

Crewman: Keep on rocking. Oars in place. 把桨排好Get an oar under it.Murdoch（默尔多）: Women and children only, damn you.Crewman: Hold it, hold it. 等一下！(Men Y elling) 等一下！Get these davits cranked in. Then get the falls hooked up. 把悬臂升起来，绳索固定好Murdoch: Stay back.Child: Help me. 妈咪(Crying)Keep going up. 往上走！Murdoch: Stop pushing! 别推（面向众人）Stay back! 退后群众甲Tommy：Will you give us a chance to live, you limey bastard? 给我们机会活命，混蛋！Murdoch：I'll shoot any man who tries to get past me. Get back! 谁硬闯，我就杀谁！群众乙：- Bastard! - Get back! 退后！高富帅：We had a deal, damn you. 我们说好的Murdoch：Y our money can't save you any more than it can save me. Get back. 再多钱也救不了你.退后Crewman: Women and children only! 限妇孺上船【群众开始推搡大约要五六个人来表现】(Gunshot)(Gunshot)群众乙：(Passengers Screaming) 不！汤米Tommy! No, Tommy.Bastardo! Oh, no, oh, no.Oh, no. Oh, Tommy.【此时开枪的那个大副准备自杀】船员：- No, Will! - (Gunshot) 不要，威尔！【枪响大副Murdoch掉海里】船员：Stand back, damn you. Get back, damn you. 退后，可恶！轻轻的，快点(Screaming)高富帅- Cal：- (Child Crying) - I have a child.I have a child. - Clear a path here. 我有个小孩Please, I have a child. 其他群众演员让路我有个小孩Please, I'm all she has in the world. 拜托，我是她唯一的依靠船员：Go on. Step back, step back, I say. 去吧- Please. - Woman: Here, give her to me. 退后拜托Give her here.- (Child Wailing) - There, there. 没事了Rose：Wait, wait, wait. Mr. Andrews. 等一下！安德鲁斯先生…Mr. Andrews：Oh, Rose. 萝丝Rose：Won't you even make a try for it? 你不想试着逃生吗？Mr. Andrews：I'm sorry that I didn't build you a stronger ship, young Rose.对不起船造得不够牢Jack：It's going fast. We have to move. 船沉得很快，快走Wait. 等一下Mr. Andrews：Good luck to you, Rose. 祝你好运，萝丝Rose：And to you. 你也一样Priest牧师（被众人围着）：Holy Mary, mother of God 圣母玛利亚pray for us sinners now and at the hour of our death, amen. 在我们死亡的时刻请为我们祈祷Hail Mary, full of grace 圣母玛利亚…- the Lord is with thee. -I saw a new heaven and a new earth 我看见新天和新地when the first heaven and the first earth had passed away... 先前的天和地不见了- (Women Screaming) - and there was no more sea. 海也消失了(Gasping)- Woman: Help me! - It'll be over soon. 很快就过去了It'll all be over soon.Priest: And He shall dwell with them 它和人住在一起and they shall be His people 人们成为它的子民and God Himself shall be with them... 上帝将与他们同在And God shall wipe away all the tears from their eyes 上帝将擦干他们的眼泪and there shall be no more death. 不会再有死亡Neither shall there be sorrow or crying. 没有悲伤哭泣Neither shall there be any more pain 也不会再有痛苦for the formerworld has passed away. 先前的世界已成过去Jack：Here, get on it. 爬上去Get on top. 爬到上面(Gasping) - Come on, Rose. - (Gasping) 快点(Rose Y ells) （两人都想爬，板要翻了）J：- Stay on it. Stay on, Rose 趴好，萝丝Y ou'll be all right now. 没事了Y ou'll be all right now. 没事了J：It's just going to take them a couple of minutes 他们需要一点时间. to get the boats organized. 才能把船安排好I don't know about you 不知道你是怎么想的…but I intend to write a strongly worded letter 但我准备写封抗议信to the White Star Line about all this. 给白星轮船公司(Scattered Moaning And Pleading ln Distance)R：I love you, Jack. 我爱你，杰克J：Don't you do that. 不要这样Don't you say your good-byes. Not yet. 别说再见，时候还没到Do you understand me? 听到没有？R:I'm so cold. 我好冷J：Listen, Rose... 听我说，萝丝you're going to get out of here. 你可以脱险Y ou're going to go on 你会活下去and you're going to make lots of babies 生一堆小孩and you're going to watch them grow. 然后看着他们长大Y ou're going to die an old... an old lady warm in her bed. 你会长命百岁寿终正寝Not here. Not this night. 不会死在这里的Not like this. Do you understand me?R：I can't feel my body. 我都麻痹了J：Winning that ticket, Rose, was the best thing that ever happened to me. 赢到船票，坐上这艘是我一生最美好的事It brought me to you... 让我能跟你相逢and I'm thankful for that, Rose. 我很感激，萝丝I'm thankful. - (Crying) 我很感激Y ou must-- Y ou must-- Y ou must do me this honor-- Y ou must promise me that you'll survive 你要答应我，你会活下去that you won't give up 你不会放弃no matter what happens 不管发生什么事no matter how hopeless. 不论希望多么的渺茫Promise me now, Rose 现在答应我，萝丝and never let go of that promise. 且绝对不要食言R：I promise. 我答应你Never let go. 永不放弃I will never let go, Jack. 我不会放弃的，杰克(Shivering) I'll never let go. 我永不放弃- (Kisses HerHand) - (Both Shivering）【Jack差不多要被冻僵了】【搜救队到来】只需要画外音就可以Lowe: Oars! 收桨Do you see any moving? 有没有人在动？No, sir. None moving, sir. 没有，没人在动Is anybody there？Is anybody there？Is anybody there？Jack? 杰克…Jack. Jack. Jack, there's a boat. 杰克…Jack. 船来了Jack?Jack. Jack! Jack. …(Faltering): There's a boat, Jack. 船来了，杰克Jack? 杰克…(Crying Softly) 【小哭一会】(Weakly): Come back. Come back. (V oices Of Searchers) Come back. Come back.Come back. (Louder): Come back, come back. 回来，回来Hello! Can anyone hear me? There's nothing here, sir. 没人，长官R：Come back. 回来Come back. 回来【把Jack沉下海】I'll never let go. 我永不放弃I promise. 我答应吹哨子，得救【最后字幕打上伤亡总人数，还有制作人，演员，致谢纪念100年】。

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『泰坦尼克号』Made by 西瓜沙拉4距离13米13 meters. You should see it.应该看得见了好的，越过船头的栏杆Okay. Take her up-and over the bow rail.和平二号Okay, Mir 2, we're going over the bow.-Stay with us.我们就要到船头了，跟好好了，安静，我们开始Okay, quiet. We're rolling.看她像鬼船一样地出现Seeing her coming out-of the darkness like a ghost ship每次都让我胆颤心惊still gets me every time.看到这艘巨轮长眠海底To see the sad ruin-of the great ship sitting here一九一二年四月十五日-凌晨两点半where she landed at 2:30-in the morning of April 15, 1912,她从海面上缓缓堕入海底after her long fallfrom the world above.好象你亲眼看见似的，头儿You are so full of shit, boss!我们这是第六次来了Dive six - here we are again-on the deck of Titanic. 水深2.5英里2.5 miles down, 3,821 meters.就是3821米每平方英寸的水压达到3.5吨The pressure outside-is 3.5 tons per square inch.这些窗户9英寸厚These windows are nine inches thick.万一玻璃破裂-我们瞬间就会完蛋If they go,-it's sayonara in two microseconds.好了，废话说够了All right. Enough of that bullshit.将潜艇降在办公舱尾部的顶上Put her down on the roof-of the officers' quarters.和平二号Sure.我们已经降在大梯上方了Okay, Mir 2.你们准备好了没？We've landed on the grand staircase.-You guys set to launch?好，放机器人Yeah. Launching Dunkin now.-Go, Charlie.去吧，查理放出缆绳- Tether out.-- Tether out.布洛克，沿船舱往下放Okay, Brock,-we're dropping down along the hull.知道了Roger that. Okay, drop down and-go into the first-class gangway door.沿着一等舱登船口下去看看D层、接待大厅和餐厅I want you guys working the "D" deck,-reception and the dining saloon.知道了Copy that.放出缆绳，往左边…- Tether out.-- Tether out.- Now left.-- I'm coming left.探测狗出动Snoop Dog is on the move.沿着楼梯往下We're headed down the stairwell.下到B层，路易斯Okay, Lewis. Drop down to "B" deck.A层Okay. "A" deck.缆绳放长一点Give me some rope, Captain.B层，到里头去"B" deck. Get in there.小心门框Watch the doorframe.小心I see it. I got it.我知道没事了，放松点，头儿We're good... Just chill, boss.好，转弯Make your turn.转弯，小心墙- Cable out, Captain.-- Make your turn.布洛克，我们看到钢琴了Brock, we're at the piano.-You copy?听到没？知道了Okay, copy that.就在那里，就在那里Right there, that's it!就是那道房门！- That's the bedroom door!-- I see it... I see it.我看见了进去了We're in!进去了，我们进去了We're in, baby, we're there!那就是霍克利的床-那个狗娘养的就睡在那That's Hockley's bed.That's where the son of a bitch slept.有人忘了关水龙头Somebody left the water running.等一下，回到右边Hold it. Go back to the right.那个衣柜的门，靠近点That wardrobe door... Get closer.你察觉到什么了，头儿？- You smelling something, boss?-- I wanna see what's under it.我想看看它下面让我操作手臂Gimme my hands, man.好极了All right...!轻点，不然可能会散掉- Take it easy. It might come apart.-- Okay.好，掀开Go! Go, go, go!继续，继续Flip it over, flip it over. Go.Keep going. Go, go, go.7100:08:08,33 --> 00:08:09,53好，放下Okay. Drop it.哦，宝贝，宝贝-你看到没有，头儿？Oh, baby, baby...-Are you seeing this, boss?兄弟们，今天发饷It's payday, boys.Ka-ching! 我们找到了，鲍比！We did it, Bobby!Oh, yeah! Who's the man!谁最棒啊？Who's the best, baby?7800:08:50,38 --> 00:08:52,57说啊！说啊Say it, say it.7900:08:52,68 --> 00:08:54,48当然是你，路易斯You are, Lewis.8000:08:56,88 --> 00:08:58,28鲍比，我的雪茄- Bobby, my cigar.-- Right here.把它撬开Okay, crack her open.- Let me get around. Hang on.-- You getting it?妈的！Shit.没有钻石？No diamond.这种鸟事泽罗德以前也碰到过You know, boss,他从此一蹶不振the same thing happened to Geraldo,-and his career never recovered.87把摄影机关掉Turn the camera off.合伙人想知道现在的情况Brock, the partners would-like to know how it's going.嗨，戴夫·巴瑞Hey, Dave. Barry. Hi.-Look, it wasn't in the safe, but hey东西不在保险箱里，但别担心可能在其他地方don't worry about it.-There's plenty of places it could be.地板碎片、他母亲的房间The floor debris,-the mother's room...船上的保险柜里- Purser's safe on "C" deck.-- Jimmy Hoffa's briefcase.或是在百慕大三角…还有很多地方要找A dozen other places.要一个一个排除You've got to trust my instincts.-I know we're close.我相信快找到了We just got to go through-a process of elimination.等一下Hang on a second.让我看看Let me see that.可能有发现了We might have something here, guys.项链的照片呢？Where's the photo of the necklace?我等会儿再打电话给你- We'll call you right back.-- Holy...“一九一二年四月十四日”-“J.D.”竟有这种事！I'll be goddamned.因找到西班牙黄金而闻名的-寻宝高手布洛克·罗威特…Treasure hunter Brock Lovett-is best known for finding Spanish gold...他租用了一艘俄罗斯潜艇…It's okay. I'll feed you in a minute.探索最有名的沉船泰坦尼克号He's chartered a Russian sub to reach-the most famous wreck of all: Titanic.11他正在北大西洋的船上-通过卫星和我们连线He's with us live via satellite from-the Keldysh in the North Atlantic.11100:11:06,81 --> 00:11:07,90你好，布洛克- Hello, Brock.-- Hello, Tracy.11200:11:08,11 --> 00:11:09,41你好，崔茜11300:11:09,52 --> 00:11:12,11泰坦尼克号的事是家喻户晓的Everyone knows-the stories of Titanic,11400:11:12,52 --> 00:11:15,52船上的贵族、乐队等等the nobility,-the band playing and all that.11500:11:15,72 --> 00:11:18,52但我想发掘的-是那些不为人知的故事 I'm interested in the untold stories,-the secrets deep inside the hull.11600:11:18,62 --> 00:11:20,02深锁在残骸中的秘密11700:11:20,73 --> 00:11:25,10没人像我们如此深入探测We're using robot technology-to go further into the wreck11800:11:25,90 --> 00:11:28,30此事引起许多争议than anybody's ever done before.11900:11:27,40 --> 00:11:30,70You're at the center of a controversy12000:11:29,17 --> 00:11:31,20像打捞权和道德问题等12100:11:31,74 --> 00:11:34,14很多人批评你是在发死人财 over salvage rights, and ethics.-Many are calling you a grave robber.12200:11:34,34 --> 00:11:36,74这是见仁见智的…Nobody called the recovery-of King Tut "grave robbing".12300:11:36,74 --> 00:11:37,74什么事？- What is it?-- Turn that up, dear.12400:11:37,74 --> 00:11:39,34把声音开大点12500:11:39,65 --> 00:11:42,15我们请了很多专家I have museum-trained experts here12600:11:42,15 --> 00:11:45,14所有发现的物品都会被妥善保存making sure these relics-are treated properly.12700:11:45,55 --> 00:11:47,85看我们今天发现的这幅画Look at this drawing-we found just today.12800:11:48,35 --> 00:11:51,35它在海底已经八十四年了A piece of paper that's been-underwater for84 years12900:11:51,76 --> 00:11:54,95我们却能把它完好地加以保存and my team were able-to preserve it intact.13000:11:55,66 --> 00:11:59,65难道这应该永远留在海底？Should this have remained unseen-at the bottom of the ocean for eternity?13100:12:00,97 --> 00:12:02,66竟有这种事？I'll be goddamned.13200:12:05,87 --> 00:12:07,36布洛克Brock!-There's a satellite call for you.13300:12:07,97 --> 00:12:09,67有找你的卫星电话13400:12:09,88 --> 00:12:11,07鲍比，我们要下海了Bobby, we're launching.-You see these submersibles going in?13500:12:11,18 --> 00:12:12,97看到潜艇没有？13600:12:13,18 --> 00:12:16,67相信我，不接你会后悔的Trust me, buddy.-You wanna take this call.13700:12:17,28 --> 00:12:18,77最好别骗我This better be good.13800:12:19,49 --> 00:12:21,89你得大声点，她年纪很大了You gotta speak up.-She's kinda old.13900:12:22,29 --> 00:12:23,28好极了Great.14000:12:25,09 --> 00:12:27,39我是布洛克·罗威特-请问有何指教？这位夫人是…This is Brock Lovett.-How can I help you, Mrs...?14100:12:27,49 --> 00:12:28,59是卡维特，露丝·卡维特Calvert. Rose Calvert.14200:12:28,69 --> 00:12:29,79露丝·卡维特14300:12:29,90 --> 00:12:31,39卡维特夫人？Mrs Calvert?14400:12:32,00 --> 00:12:34,00我想知道…I was just wondering if you'd found-the "Heart of the Ocean", Mr Lovett.14500:12:34,00 --> 00:12:37,59你是不是要找“海洋之心”？14600:12:39,61 --> 00:12:42,01我说这个电话对你很重要吧I said you wanted to take the call.14700:12:43,51 --> 00:12:46,50好的，露丝，我洗耳恭听All right.-You have my attention, Rose.14800:12:46,81 --> 00:12:49,51你能告诉我们-画中那女人是谁吗？Can you tell us who the woman-in the picture is?14900:12:49,62 --> 00:12:53,02当然可以，那画中的女人就是我Oh, yes.15000:12:51,72 --> 00:12:54,21The woman in the picture is me.15100:13:09,24 --> 00:13:11,03她一定在撒谎She's a goddamned liar! Some nutcase-seeking money or publicity!15200:13:11,14 --> 00:13:15,44不是想捞钱就是想出名15300:13:15,64 --> 00:13:17,84就像“真假公主”的故事一样God only knows why!-Like that Russian babe, Anaesthesia!15400:13:17,94 --> 00:13:19,43 他们到了They're inbound!15500:13:24,75 --> 00:13:28,71露丝十七岁时就沉船死了Rose DeWitt Bukater died on Titanic-when she was 17.15600:13:29,22 --> 00:13:32,72要是还活着，现在得一百多岁了Right.15700:13:30,73 --> 00:13:33,36If she'd lived, she'd be over 100 by now.15800:13:32,83 --> 00:13:34,52下个月满一百零一岁101 next month.15900:13:35,13 --> 00:13:38,12所以这老骗子岁数肯定不小了So she's a very old goddamned liar!16000:13:38,53 --> 00:13:40,73我查过她的底细I've done the background-on this woman16100:13:41,53 --> 00:13:44,73她在20年代是个演员back to the '20s-when she was working as an actress.16200:13:44,84 --> 00:13:46,23演员啊An actress!16300:13:48,04 --> 00:13:50,54她当时叫露丝·道森There's your first clue, Sherlock!-Her name was Rose Dawson back then.16400:13:50,54 --> 00:13:53,25后来她嫁给一个姓卡维特的人She marries a guy named Calvert.-They move to Cedar Rapids and have kids.16500:13:53,25 --> 00:13:56,24搬到博瑞镇，生了几个孩子16600:13:56,35 --> 00:13:57,84现在她老公死了Now Calvert's dead,-and Cedar Rapids, too.16700:13:57,95 --> 00:13:59,44博瑞镇也没落了16800:13:59,55 --> 00:14:02,75知道钻石的人估计都死光了Everybody who knows-about the diamond16900:14:02,86 --> 00:14:04,25但她却知道is supposed to be dead-or on this boat, but she knows.17000:14:17,77 --> 00:14:20,26她的行李可真不少Doesn't exactly travel light, does she? 17100:14:22,58 --> 00:14:24,27卡维特夫人，我是罗威特Mrs Calvert, I'm Brock Lovett.17200:14:24,38 --> 00:14:25,57欢迎登上凯尔迪希号Welcome to the Keldysh.17300:14:27,98 --> 00:14:29,78送她进去Let's get her inside.17400:14:30,68 --> 00:14:32,17 嗨，卡维特小姐Hi, Ms Calvert.17500:14:32,48 --> 00:14:33,78欢迎来到凯尔迪希号- Hi.-- Welcome to the Keldysh.17600:14:34,89 --> 00:14:35,68谢谢17700:14:36,66 --> 00:14:38,22 Hey.17800:14:38,30 --> 00:14:39,96 Hey!17900:14:46,70 --> 00:14:48,29房间还舒适吗？Yes?18000:14:48,50 --> 00:14:50,30很舒适- Are your staterooms all right?-- Very nice.18100:14:50,80 --> 00:14:53,20见过我孙女莉西没有？Have you met my granddaughter Lizzy?18200:14:53,31 --> 00:14:54,70一直都是她在照顾我She takes care of me.18300:14:55,41 --> 00:14:57,20我们刚才见过了We metjust a few minutes ago.18400:14:57,41 --> 00:14:59,00在甲板上，记得吗？Remember, Nana? Up on deck?18500:14:59,31 --> 00:15:00,71哦，对了18600:15:01,41 --> 00:15:03,11这样就对了There, that's nice.18700:15:03,52 --> 00:15:05,61我出门都一定带着照片Have to have my pictures when I travel.18800:15:06,12 --> 00:15:08,52 还需要些什么？Is there anything you'd like?18900:15:09,72 --> 00:15:10,92是的Yes.19000:15:11,32 --> 00:15:13,92我想看看我的画像I would like to see my drawing.19100:15:27,24 --> 00:15:32,34路易十六的王冠上-有一颗非常少见的蓝色钻石Louis XVI wore a fabulous stone,-the Blue Diamond of the Crown,19200:15:32,54 --> 00:15:35,04在一七九二年时不见了which disappeared in 1792.19300:15:35,65 --> 00:15:39,05差不多就是在他上断头台那年About that time old Louis-lost everything, from the neck up.19400:15:39,65 --> 00:15:43,14据说那颗钻石也被切割了The theory goes that-the Crown Diamond was chopped, too.19500:15:43,66 --> 00:15:46,06重新切割成心形Recut into a heart shape that became-known as "The Heart of the Ocean".19600:15:46,16 --> 00:15:47,75就是有名的“海洋之心”19700:15:48,16 --> 00:15:50,86如今它的价值-可远超过“希望之钻”Today it'd be worth more-than the Hope Diamond.19800:15:51,26 --> 00:15:53,77那东西重的不得了It was a dreadful, heavy thing.19900:15:53,77 --> 00:15:55,86我只戴过一次I only wore it this once.20000:15:56,07 --> 00:15:58,06奶奶，你真的认为这是你吗？You actually think this is you, Nana?20100:15:58,57 --> 00:16:00,47当然是我，亲爱的It is me, dear.20200:16:00,67 --> 00:16:02,57我那时很美吧？Wasn't I a dish?20300:16:04,38 --> 00:16:06,97我翻遍保险记录I tracked it down-through insurance records.204 00:16:07,28 --> 00:16:11,38但老的保险条款规定-获赔人信息要绝对保密An old claim that was settled-under terms of absolute secrecy.20500:16:12,28 --> 00:16:15,05您能告诉我，获赔的人是谁吗？Can you tell me-who the claimant was, Rose?20600:16:15,25 --> 00:16:18,26我想应该是个姓霍克利的人I imagine someone named Hockley.20700:16:18,26 --> 00:16:20,16对，奈森·霍克利Nathan Hockley, that's right.20800:16:20,16 --> 00:16:22,35匹兹堡的钢铁大亨Pittsburgh steel tycoon.20900:16:22,46 --> 00:16:24,50他掉了一条钻石项链The claim was for a necklace his son-Caledon bought his fiancée - you -21000:16:24,50 --> 00:16:28,40是他儿子买给未婚妻……你的21100:16:28,50 --> 00:16:31,20那是上船之前一星期时买的a week before he sailed on Titanic.21200:16:31,60 --> 00:16:34,30沉船后就马上办了理赔It was filed right after the sinking,21300:16:34,71 --> 00:16:38,40因此项链-一定跟着船沉入海底了so the diamond had to have-gone down with the ship.21400:16:39,21 --> 00:16:41,01看到日期没有？You see the date?21500:16:42,01 --> 00:16:44,21一九一二年四月十四日"April 14, 1912."21600:16:44,42 --> 00:16:47,11如果你祖母就是那女的If your grandmother-is who she says she is,21700:16:47,22 --> 00:16:48,91泰坦尼克号沉没时…she was wearing the diamond-the day the Titanic sank.21800:16:49,02 --> 00:16:50,32她就戴着那条项链21900:16:50,42 --> 00:16:53,32这也就使你成为我的新好友And that makes you my new best friend.22000:16:54,33 --> 00:16:57,32 这是从船上找到的These are some of the things-we recovered from your stateroom.22100:16:59,93 --> 00:17:02,03这是我的This was mine!22200:17:02,94 --> 00:17:05,13真不可思议How extraordinary!22300:17:05,64 --> 00:17:09,13跟我最后一次-看到它时一模一样And it looks the same as it did-the last time I saw it.22400:17:14,75 --> 00:17:17,74只是镜中的人变样了The reflection has changed a bit.22500:17:33,97 --> 00:17:37,16你准备好要重返泰坦尼克号了吗？Are you ready to go back to Titanic?22600:17:39,77 --> 00:17:40,86好，是这样的Okay, here we go. She hits the berg-on the starboard side, right?22700:17:41,37 --> 00:17:43,86船的右舷撞到冰山22800:17:44,18 --> 00:17:47,67船身在水线以下破了一排的洞She bumps along, punching holes-along the side, below the waterline.22900:17:48,08 --> 00:17:50,48前舱便开始进水23000:17:50,58 --> 00:17:57,29水位上升，越过防水隔板Then the forward compartments-start to flood.23100:17:54,36 --> 00:17:57,62As the water rises, it spills over-the watertight bulkheads23200:17:57,29 --> 00:17:59,78因为隔板最高只到E层which don't go any higher-than "E" deck.23300:18:00,09 --> 00:18:03,58船首下沉，船尾就翘起So now as the bow goes down,-the stern rises up,23400:18:03,70 --> 00:18:06,10下沉速度由慢变快slow at first,-then faster and faster,23500:18:06,30 --> 00:18:09,30直到整个船尾朝着天空until she's got her whole ass-up in the air. A big ass.23600:18:09,30 --> 00:18:13,00 船尾有二、三万吨重We're talking 20,000, 30,000 tons, okay?23700:18:13,41 --> 00:18:15,90船身承受不了The hull's not designed to deal-with that pressure, so what happens?23800:18:16,01 --> 00:18:19,60结果船身就从中间裂开23900:18:19,71 --> 00:18:22,61于是船尾掉回海面She splits, right down to the keel,-and the stern falls back level.24000:18:22,92 --> 00:18:26,51船首下沉的时候-将船尾拉成垂直As the bow sinks-it pulls the stern vertical24100:18:26,62 --> 00:18:28,31最终两截脱离and then finally detaches.24200:18:28,82 --> 00:18:32,92船尾浮了几分钟后The stern section bobs there-like a cork for a few minutes,24300:18:33,33 --> 00:18:36,33最终在凌晨两点二十分沉没floods, and finally goes under-about 2.20am.24400:18:36,33 --> 00:18:38,42出事两小时四十分钟后Two hours and 40 minutes-after the collision.24500:18:39,93 --> 00:18:42,23船首部分滑行到The bow section planes away,-landing about half a mile away,24600:18:42,53 --> 00:18:44,54半英里之外24700:18:44,54 --> 00:18:46,73以二、三十海里的时速沉底going 20, 30 knots-when it hits the ocean floor.24800:18:50,64 --> 00:18:52,13很酷吧？Pretty cool, huh?24900:18:52,24 --> 00:18:56,54谢谢你这番精确的分析Thank you for that fine-forensic analysis, Mr Bodine.25000:18:57,65 --> 00:19:03,65当然，亲身体验是有些不同的Of course, the experience of it was...-somewhat different.25100:19:04,16 --> 00:19:07,15愿意说来听听吗？Will you share it with us?25200:20:00,81 --> 00:20:02,40 我要带她去休息- I'm taking her to rest.-- No.25300:20:02,51 --> 00:20:03,32 不要25400:20:03,32 --> 00:20:04,30 走吧，奶奶- Come on, Nana.-- No!25500:20:04,42 --> 00:20:05,51 不要25600:20:11,19 --> 00:20:13,29 Tape recorder.25700:20:14,63 --> 00:20:15,92 说吧，露丝Tell us, Rose.25800:20:17,83 --> 00:20:20,32 已经八十四年了It's been 84 years.25900:20:20,53 --> 00:20:22,52 没关系，记得什么就说什么Try to remember anything.26000:20:22,63 --> 00:20:23,83 什么都可以Anything at all.26100:20:24,84 --> 00:20:27,63你真的想听吗，罗威特先生Do you want to hear this or not,-Mr Lovett?26200:20:31,64 --> 00:20:35,51已经过去八十四年了It's been 84 years26300:20:36,42 --> 00:20:39,82我彷佛还闻的到新油漆的味道and I can still smell the fresh paint.26400:20:41,32 --> 00:20:44,22船上的瓷器都是新的The china had never been used.26500:20:44,92 --> 00:20:47,62床单也没人用过The sheets had never been slept in.26600:20:49,23 --> 00:20:53,93泰坦尼克号被称为“梦幻之船”Titanic was called-"The Ship of Dreams".26700:20:54,63 --> 00:20:56,83名副其实And it was.26800:20:57,04 --> 00:20:59,33真的名副其实It really was.26900:21:28,61 --> 00:21:31,44All third-class passengers 27000:21:31,37 --> 00:21:35,97前舱旅客，请这边走with a forward berth,27100:21:33,74 --> 00:21:36,94this way, please.-This queue. Right here.27200:21:36,07 --> 00:21:37,18你看这船Big boat, uh?27300:21:37,18 --> 00:21:38,97爸爸，这真是艘大轮船- Daddy, it's a ship.-- You're right.27400:21:39,28 --> 00:21:39,97你说得对27500:22:10,11 --> 00:22:12,10没什么大不了的嘛Why all the fuss? It doesn't look-any bigger than the Mauritania.27600:22:13,21 --> 00:22:15,30不会大过茅利塔尼亚号27700:22:15,41 --> 00:22:18,41你可不要小看泰坦尼克号You can be blaséabout some things,-Rose, but not about Titanic.27800:22:19,12 --> 00:22:21,02她比茅利塔尼亚号要长一百英尺It's 100 feet longer27900:22:21,22 --> 00:22:22,71而且豪华得多and far more luxurious.28000:22:23,32 --> 00:22:25,72你女儿真是挑剔啊Your daughter is difficult-to impress, Ruth.28100:22:27,03 --> 00:22:29,12人家说她是不沉之船？So this is the ship-they say is unsinkable.28200:22:29,23 --> 00:22:31,63- 没错，绝对不会沉-- 先生……God himself could not sink this ship.28300:22:31,63 --> 00:22:32,43什么事？Sir, you have to check your baggage-through the main terminal.28400:22:32,43 --> 00:22:35,93请到另一边托运行李28500:22:35,93 --> 00:22:38,63交给你了，我要照顾女士I put my faith in you, good sir.-Now kindly see my man.28600:22:38,74 --> 00:22:41,83乐于为您效劳28700:22:40,38 --> 00:22:42,40Yes, sir. My pleasure, sir.28800:22:42,04 --> 00:22:45,03那部车上全部的箱子Right.28900:22:43,78 --> 00:22:46,54All the trunks from that car there,29000:22:45,54 --> 00:22:47,14这部车有十二箱12 from here, and the safe,29100:22:47,35 --> 00:22:50,35还有保险箱，送到宫殿套房29200:22:50,35 --> 00:22:52,34B52、54和56号to the Parlour Suite, rooms B52, 54, 56.29300:22:54,25 --> 00:22:57,15女士们，请快点Ladies...29400:22:56,73 --> 00:22:58,46Better hurry.29500:23:02,46 --> 00:23:04,26- 我的外套……-- 在我这儿- My coat?-- I have it, miss.29600:23:08,37 --> 00:23:11,86头等舱旅客这边请All third-class passengers-queue here for health inspection.29700:23:12,28 --> 00:23:13,67Chin up.29800:23:18,28 --> 00:23:19,77欢迎登上泰坦尼克号Welcome aboard, ma'am.-Welcome to Titanic.29900:23:21,48 --> 00:23:25,78对别人来说，她是艘梦幻之船It was the ship of dreams-- to everyone else.30000:23:25,98 --> 00:23:28,78但对我而言，她却象是艘奴隶船To me it was a slave ship30100:23:28,89 --> 00:23:31,58要把我押去美国taking me back to America in chains.30200:23:32,69 --> 00:23:34,18表面看来Outwardly I was everything-awell-brought-up girl should be.30300:23:34,29 --> 00:23:36,78我无异于别的大家闺秀30400:23:37,20 --> 00:23:39,79 内心里，我却在呐喊Inside, I was screaming.30500:23:52,71 --> 00:23:55,91(俄语)30600:23:56,21 --> 00:23:59,12杰克，我们只剩这些钱了Jack, you are pazzo.-You bet everything we have.30700:24:00,52 --> 00:24:03,01东西没了，也就不怕丢了When you got nothing,-you got nothing to lose.30800:24:03,42 --> 00:24:07,02白痴，居然连船票也拿出来赌You moron.-I can't believe you bet our tickets.30900:24:10,33 --> 00:24:11,32史文？Sven?31000:24:12,63 --> 00:24:13,62(俄语)31100:24:32,85 --> 00:24:35,34好的，关键时刻All right... moment of truth.31200:24:35,65 --> 00:24:37,85有人一生即将改变Somebody's life's about to change.31300:24:38,36 --> 00:24:39,65 法布里？Fabrizio?31400:24:41,66 --> 00:24:43,25 - 什么都没有？-- 没有Niente.31500:24:43,03 --> 00:24:44,09 Niente.31600:24:44,76 --> 00:24:46,16 欧拉夫？Olaf?31700:24:46,97 --> 00:24:48,26 没有Nothing.31800:24:48,47 --> 00:24:49,76 史文？Sven?31900:24:53,47 --> 00:24:55,36 哦，两对Uh-oh. Two pair.32000:24:55,97 --> 00:24:57,37 抱歉，法布里I'm sorry, Fabrizio.32100:24:57,58 --> 00:24:59,57 抱歉？钱都输光了！"Sorry"? You bet all the money!32200:24:59,68 --> 00:25:03,58抱歉，得跟你妈说再见了I'm sorry. You're not gonna see-your mom for a long time.32300:25:03,98 --> 00:25:05,47因为我们要去美国了Cos we're going to America!-Full house, boys!32400:25:05,58 --> 00:25:07,18- 同花-- 赚到了32500:25:07,79 --> 00:25:09,38Whoa!32600:25:09,49 --> 00:25:10,79Yeah!32700:25:10,89 --> 00:25:13,02Dio mio, grazie!32800:25:14,49 --> 00:25:16,59(俄语)32900:25:20,54 --> 00:25:22,20Come on!33000:25:22,90 --> 00:25:24,60我要回家了Figlio di puttana!33100:25:23,64 --> 00:25:25,37I'm going home!33200:25:28,41 --> 00:25:30,90我要去美国了I'm going home!33300:25:31,01 --> 00:25:35,91先生们，泰坦尼克号-再过五分钟就要启航了I go to America!33400:25:31,68 --> 00:25:32,88No, mate.33500:25:33,02 --> 00:25:35,81Titanic go to America, in five minutes.33600:25:37,02 --> 00:25:40,01快走Come on! Come on, here!33700:25:39,56 --> 00:25:41,68Andiamo!33800:25:41,12 --> 00:25:42,92这下可风光了We're riding in high style now!-We're a couple of swells!33900:25:43,62 --> 00:25:45,52我们要上船跟富人一起了340 00:25:45,92 --> 00:25:48,42是吗？可是差点输个精光Practically goddamn royalty,-ragazzo mio!34100:25:48,73 --> 00:25:51,79You see, it's my destino!34200:25:51,87 --> 00:25:54,36I go to America to be millionario!34300:25:54,44 --> 00:25:56,06Whoa! Whoa!34400:25:57,44 --> 00:25:58,93你真是混蛋Bastardo!34500:25:59,04 --> 00:26:00,44也许是，但船票赢到手了- You're pazzo!-- Maybe, but I've got the tickets!34600:26:02,31 --> 00:26:04,61Come on, I thought you were fast!34700:26:05,04 --> 00:26:07,64等一下…- Aspetta!-- Wait! Hey, wait!34800:26:07,75 --> 00:26:10,24我们是乘客We're passengers! Passengers!34900:26:12,15 --> 00:26:13,95你们通过卫生检查了吗？- Have you been through the inspection?-- Of course!35000:26:14,05 --> 00:26:15,14当然了35100:26:15,25 --> 00:26:16,24我们很干净Anyway, we don't have lice.-We're Americans.35200:26:16,35 --> 00:26:18,35我们是美国人，两个都是35300:26:18,66 --> 00:26:20,06好的，上船吧Right. Come aboard.35400:26:24,76 --> 00:26:27,25你真是个大混蛋We're the luckiest sons of bitches-in the world!35500:26:36,98 --> 00:26:38,47再见Goodbye!35600:26:41,48 --> 00:26:42,67有你认识的人吗？- You know somebody?-- That's not the point.35700:26:42,78 --> 00:26:44,27那有什么关系？35800:26:44,48 --> 00:26:46,88- 再见，我会想你们的-- 再见了- Goodbye! I'll miss you!-- Goodbye! I will never forget you!35900:26:46,99 --> 00:26:50,08再见，我永远不会忘记你们36000:27:38,41 --> 00:27:40,47Go left, darling.36100:27:42,41 --> 00:27:46,81G60…36200:27:45,35 --> 00:27:47,18G60, G60...36300:27:46,91 --> 00:27:47,71对不起Excuse me, ma'am.36400:27:48,91 --> 00:27:50,01G60在哪呢？36500:27:51,22 --> 00:27:52,31哦，在这Oh, right here.36600:27:53,32 --> 00:27:56,72嗨，你好，我是杰克，幸会Hey, how you doing?-Jack. Nice to meet you.36700:27:56,92 --> 00:27:58,51杰克·道森，幸会I'm Jack Dawson. Nice to meet you.-How you doing?36800:27:58,92 --> 00:27:59,72你好36900:28:00,63 --> 00:28:02,62谁让你睡上铺的？Who says you get top bunk, huh?37000:28:05,03 --> 00:28:06,72史文呢？Where's Sven?37100:28:08,53 --> 00:28:10,93这里专供你们使用，先生This is your private deck, sir.-Would you be requiring anything?37200:28:11,14 --> 00:28:12,83还有别的吩咐吗？37300:28:13,34 --> 00:28:14,43告退- Mm-mm.-- Excuse me.37400:28:14,84 --> 00:28:15,43这一幅？- This one?-- No... It had a lot of faces on it.37500:28:15,54 --> 00:28:16,53不对37600:28:16,64 --> 00:28:18,54是好多张脸那幅37700:28:19,64 --> 00:28:21,24就是这幅This is the one.37800:28:22,85 --> 00:28:24,54全都拿出来吗？Would you like all of them out, miss?37900:28:24,85 --> 00:28:27,94对，这房间需要些颜色Yes... We need a little color-in this room.38000:28:31,56 --> 00:28:33,96放到衣橱里Put it in there, in the wardrobe.38100:28:34,16 --> 00:28:36,46又要挂那些画？God, not those finger paintings again!38200:28:36,66 --> 00:28:38,36真是浪费钱Waste of money!38300:28:38,46 --> 00:28:40,47这是我们不同之处The difference between Cal's taste-and mine38400:28:40,47 --> 00:28:43,16。

泰坦尼克英语笑话

泰坦尼克英语笑话Why did the Titanic break up and sink?The Titanic broke up and sank due to a combination of factors. Firstly, the ship was traveling at a high speed through an area known to have icebergs. This made it difficult for the crew to spot and avoid the iceberg that ultimately caused the disaster.Secondly, the Titanic was designed with a fatal flaw in its construction. The ship had 16 compartments that were supposed to be watertight, but they were not sealed off at the top. When the iceberg hit the ship, water flooded into multiple compartments, causing the ship to start sinking.Thirdly, there were not enough lifeboats on board the Titanic to accommodate all the passengers and crew. This lack of lifeboats meant that many people were left stranded on the sinking ship, leading to a high loss of life.Overall, it was a combination of speed, design flaws, and insufficient safety measures that led to the sinking of the Titanic.泰坦尼克号为什么会破裂和沉没？泰坦尼克号破裂并沉没是由多种因素共同造成的。

英语剧本炸翻天

荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）：Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. Good idea! But，who is the right candidate?阿三：After screening，I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?荆轲Of course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!两人冲上前来玩石头剪刀布，李莫愁输李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要么？）李莫愁：Mom always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Mom is right.荆轲再次大笑太子丹上（抱拳）：How are you?荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?荆柯：Sure!太子丹：How are you?荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?太子丹晕倒荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too!（从地上爬起）May I have your name , please?阿三：Hero，we need your help.荆柯：I am busy now!太子丹：You can get a lot of money.荆柯：I am very busy now!阿三：IC, ID, IQ card?荆柯：I am very very busy now!阿三(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love!阿三：What? What’s the TCM?荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM?阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM .太子丹：I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.荆柯（激动）：Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.阿三：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗……荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!Action Ш。

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旁白：It’s a cold evening. The Titanic has sunken. Rose, Jack and Oscar are on the life boat floating in the ocean. This is Jack. This is Rose and this is Oscar, her husband-to-be.（边说边介绍，三人坐在课桌上）
Oscar: Oh, honey~ Are you OK? （边说边将手搭上Rose肩）
Jack: She is my girl.（打开Oscar的手）
Oscar: You are so cold.（脱下报纸披在R身上面向观众）what you wear, what you are. Jack: What are you doing! （扔掉校服，脱下自己的羽绒服抖了抖，面向观众）BoSideng （波斯登）, warm and comfortable, it’s my choice.（将羽绒服披在Rose身上）Rose:（向Jack）I love you.（向观众）But I love BoSideng more.
Oscar: Hey! She is my wife-to-be, who are you?
Jack: I am I. Wo de di pan wo zuo zhu（我的地盘我做主）.
Oscar: People on the Earth all know, She, and I, will go to New York to have our we dding. Rose: But now……
Jack: Don’t say any more! Take your knife out! （从口袋里掏出铅笔，紧握手中）Oscar: Ok. Let’s go fighting! （同样掏出铅笔紧握手中）
Jack & Oscar: Fighting! （用铅笔互戳）----小蜜蜂~
Rose: No, no, no! Please stop! （拉二人）( J & O不小心将Rose推下桌子——落水）Rose: Help, help!（Jack & Oscar将拉上Rose桌子）
Oscar: Honey, how are you?
Rose:（向观众）PiaoRou（飘柔）, just so confident~（甩头发）
（Rose不小心推Oscar，Oscar落水）Oscar: Help, help!
Rose: Oh, no! （向Oscar伸手）（Jack抓过Rose的手，对视）
Jack:（唱）你是我的玫瑰，你是我的花…You are my life, you are my honey~
Rose: But……what about Oscar?
Jack: Don’t pay attention to him.
Rose: OK. Darling~ I love you, loving you, like mouse love rice~
旁白：At this time, Oscar has been far away……Jack and Rose are still floating in the ocean. It’s colder and colder.
Jack: Do you feel cold?
Rose: Yes. You see we are so lonely.
Jack: Don’t worry. I have this! （从口袋里掏出打火机，并向观众展示）This is a magic DaHuoji（打火机）.（Jack按下打火机）（Superwoman上，胸前贴一张纸，上书S）Superwoman:（向观众）Do you know who am I? I am Superwoman! The famous Super man is my brother. I’m willing to help others.
Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?（Superwoman无视，面向Jack）Superwoman: Oh, pretty boy~ Come here, I will save you.
Jack: Take my girl together.
Superwoman: No way!（Superwoman下）（Jack第二次按下打火机）
（Indian Princess上，向观众合掌问候）
Princess: I am a princess from India.
Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?
Princess: OK. I have a magic blanket, maybe it can take you away. Come on.（从口袋里掏出围巾）（Jack & Rose 尝试伸出脚，Princess上下晃动围巾）
Princ ess: Oh, no, it’s broken! My blanket! （边说边后退，渐远）
（Indian Princess下）（Jack第三次还没按，Harry Potter上，提着扫帚）
Harry: Yi? Where am I? （向观众）My name is Harry Potter. I’m from Hogwarts（霍格沃茨）. I lose my way.
Rose: Would you please help us get away from here?
Harry: I really want to help you, but my ability is limited.（耸肩）
Jack:（愤怒地）Oh, my god! Go away at once! （指向前方）（Harry Potter下）
旁白：Suddenly, the life boat is shaking because Jack and Rose are too heavy.
Jack: Rose, listen to me. I love you, but I will leave you.The boat can’t support us for a long time. You must live, so I will jump into the sea.
Rose: No, no, no. Jump or not jump, this is a question.
Jack: Then let the God decide it（二人低头虔诚祈祷状）
Rose: God will bless us.（Jack和Rose同时从身后伸出手来，包剪锤）
Jack & Rose: One two three!（Jack出锤子，Rose出包子）
Jack: I lo se. You see, it’s God’s choice.（Rose连连摇头）
Rose: Oh, no. Jack, Jack, why your name is Jack!
Jack: I wish you a happy life. Good-bye!（Jack跳下桌子，Rose伸手拉，未果）Rose: You jump, I jump.（Rose跳下桌子，O未死，继续叫救命……）
（旁白唱my heart will go on，音乐起，全剧终。

Jack & Rose跳舞，张开手臂经典动作作结。

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