英语趣味小故事

英语趣味小故事 It was last revised on January 2, 2021

O n e d a y，a l i t t l e m o n k e y i s p l a y i n g b y t h e w e l l。

H e l o o k s i n t h e w e l l a n d s h o u t s：“O h！M y g o d！T h e m o o n h a s f a l l e n i n t o t h e w e l l！”

A n o l d e r m o n k e y s r u n s o v e r，t a k e s a l o o k，a n d s a y s，“G o o d n e s s m e！T h e m o o n i s r e a l l y i n t h e w a t e r！”

A n d o l d e r l y m o n k e y c o m e s o v e r。

H e i s v e r y s u r p r i s e d a s w e l l a n d c r i e s o u t：“T h e m o o n i s i n t h e w e l l。”

A g r o u p o f m o n k e y s r u n o v e r t o t h e w e l l。T h e y l o o k a t t h e m o o n i n t h e w e l l a n d s h o u t：

“Them oondidfallintothewell！Comeon！Let’getitout！” Then，theoldestmonkeyhangsonthetreeupsidedown,withhisfeetonthebranch。Andhepullsthenextmonkey’sfeetwithhishands。Alltheothermonkeysfollowhissuit，Andtheyjoineachotheronebyonedowntothemooninthewell。Justbeforetheyreachthemoon theoldestmonkeyraiseshisheadandhappenstoseethemooninthesky，Heyellsexcitedly“Don’tbesofoolish！Themoonisstillinthesky！”

A woman was having lunch at a restaurant, and she was enjoying the food very much. But there was a man in the next seat, and he began looking at the floor near her. The woman was angry and asked,“What are you looking for, sir”

“A piece of cake,” the man said to her, “My cake fell to the floor. ”

“A piece of cake” the woman said angrily, “It’s dirty now! Take this, and go back to your seat! I’m having lunch now. ” The woman gave the man a big piece of cake.

“But,” the man said, “My teeth are in the piece of cake on the floor!

A Good Boy

Little Tom asked his mother for two yuan.

“What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday ” his mother asked.

“I gave it to a poor old woman .” he answered .

“You are a good boy. ” said the mother proudly . “ Here are two more yuan , but why are you so interested in the old woman ”

“ She is the one who sells the candy .”

Where is the father?

Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.

"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"

"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father"

The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was

painting the pictures."

Mrs. Brown was very fat. Her husband thought she should have a balanced diet, and he made her not eat meat or cakes.

One morning, Mrs. Brown made a nice cake for her husband, and he ate half of it. After he went out, Mrs. Brown cut a very small piece of cake and ate it. It was very delicious. Then she cut another piece and ate it, too. In a few minutes she ate up the cake. “My husband is going to be very angry.” She thought, “What should I do” She made another cake very quickly, ate half of it, and put the other half on the table. Mr. Brown came back later and when he saw the half of the cake on the table, he was very happy.