武林外传英语话剧

武林外传英语话剧（节选）【说死姬无命的那一集】

This is a part from ,in Chinese ,called 《武林外传》。In this part ,姬，who is a Offenders ,escape from the Prison ,and return to The Tongfu hote l to revenge! However, he can’t remember who he is ,in other words he forg et s everything that once happened in the hotel. Being frightened, the people in t he hotel decide to run away, and our story begins!

白（急）：pick up things that are necessa ryan d then we should run away as possib le as we can!

掌柜： Why? Are you okay, Zhan tang

白：Ji escape from the prison!

大嘴:Ai….It isn’t as bad as I thought. If he dares to come, I will put him in to the prison again without yours’ help.

白：Then I just need to wait for your body. Nobody knows how strong he is. If t here was not a exception for him, we would not have the chance to speak here to day.

掌柜（面露紧张）：Then what we should do ,now?

白：We can do nothing except run away as soon as possible.

掌柜(转向贝)：Xiao Bei ,there is not any point studying ,you ,now inform Xiucai and Xiao guo.Hurry!

（秀才进）

白:Okay,Xiucai is coming ,now I will go to inform Xiaoguo!

秀才：Em,I come to make you know why I say knowledge is power!

掌柜（摔掉手中的书）:Don’t you see we are busy? Translate it to Xiaoguo!

秀才：No. She will hit me.

老白：（放下手中东西，指着秀才）If you don’t go ,I will hit you

秀才：It is better to say something than do for a gentleman.

掌柜：（把秀才向门外推）

秀才：AI…..Is it every difficult to accept the truth?

掌柜：（收拾手中的手饰） Ok, say it!

秀才：It will begin with the relationship between the universe and the human be ing.

白：Excellent! Beautiful ! Well, take the pillow?

秀才：Then ,why you were laughing at me?

掌柜:It is our ignorance .Where is my mirror?

秀才：（疑惑）you?

掌柜:We are stupid !Okay?? Go, quickly.Well,where is Dazui?

白：He goes to rent a trio .

掌柜：Then we are ready. Isn’t it?

（楼下传来打斗声，碗碟破碎声，老白，掌柜的出）

贝：Then when will we go?

（姬拉过小贝，小贝大叫）

白:Stop! She is your own daughter!( (The shopkeeper speak to Lao Bai’s ear wit h low voice ,then,Lao Bai frightened) What?

掌柜:I have no choice!

白：Although, you shouldn’t tell lies!

姬：Then whose daughter she is on earth？

掌柜：yours!（指向姬）....his!

姬：What? His daughter? Your are a big beast!

秀才:Stop! Once a sage said Force will not resolve any problems!

众人： Who?

秀才：DR.LV.

姬(angry)：Well, I will kill you the way you like!

郭 :(comes out)the row mountain pour sea,(BE used the arm elbow system by the s mall 姬 ) Alas!.

姬: Next time recruit, there is no need to speak out! Taking a life.

秀才：

Wait! Of course you can kill me, but before you kill me, please tell me who wou ld have killed me.

姬：Silly question! It’s me, of course!

秀才：Who is that “me”?

姬：How do I know who you are !

秀才(smile)：Well ,there is the question.

姬:What do you mean on earth?