双簧英语剧本

1: It's our turn to perform.

2: Yeah, hey, You just said to ask me some questions, Now, please ask me in front of everyone.

1: Ah, well, do you know what call "双簧"?

2: 双簧？Are two yellow eggs?

1: Ha ha, why don't you say two yellow duck eggs?

2: No,this is joking,how couldn't I do know 双簧! It is a kind of Chinese folk art forms.

1: Oh,very good,So,can you say something in detail?

2: Its English name is two-man act,with one speaking or singing while hiding behind the other who does the acting.

1: So,do you think you can show a two-man act?

2: of course.

1: Well,well,that I will test you today.Now,I'm behind you, and say, you are in front of me, and play.OK?

2: That's all right! Go ahead!

1: That's good, we will start it after you clap your hands.

(2坐在椅子上，一拍巴掌.)

1: My name is WangErLang, one of the ten best singer winners, what? You don't believe it? Well,I will sing some....

(这时2听着有点怪，就站起来.)

2: Stand up, you are singing? You will kill me

1:嗯哼you can't show it? Why do you say it out bravely?

2: Who said I can't show it. Just....

1：Okay,okay. Let me change somethings else. I say what to do,you act what i say,Ok?

2: No problem.

（2再坐下，拍掌起，1再说）

1: Square your shoulders , Accept stomach, Carry buttock , Raise your head , Then close your eyes,stretch your right hand,open your mouth,and put your fingers into your mouth,cut,cut ,cut it with strength!

2: Stand up again.

1: And what's wrong with you?

2: You ask what? If I do as what you said like that,my hand will be bitten off.

1: Didn't you say no problem?

2: Yeah,no problem,but I won't have my fingers!

1: Oh.That's right.Let me change somethings else,again.

（再次坐下）

1: How do I feel something on my face?

Stretch out my right hand to hit my left face,

and Stretch out my left hand to hit my right face,

Stretch out my right hand to hit my left face,Stretch out my right hand ......

（说着说着，乙站起来走了……）

1: Come back, my words are not over.

2: To hit anymore,My face will become the face of pigs.

1&2: That's the end of our performance. Thank you for your attention!