搞笑的中式英语翻译

搞笑的中式英语翻译
前一段时间在微博上看到了类似“to male business”对公业务之类的爆笑中式英文，忍俊不禁之余也想和大家分享一些来中国人更加常用常见的中式英语。

扇贝叔希望大家笑过之后可以学会用英文的思维去说英文。

这里附上一篇从前的周刊文章：如何避免说中式英语
1 Good good study, day day up. 好好学习，天天向上
2 How are you ? How old are you? 怎么是你，怎么老是你？
3 You have seed. I will give you some color to see see. Brothers！Together up! 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！
4 You ask me，me ask who？你问我，我问谁
5 We two who and who? 咱俩谁跟谁？
6 No three no four. 不三不四
7 Horse horse tiger tiger. 马马虎虎
8 One car come,one car go,two car pengpeng,one car died! 关于一场车祸的描述
9 people moumtain people sea 人山人海
10 If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one! 要钱没有，要命一条
11 Know is know, noknow is noknow. 知之为知之，不知为不知
12 watch sister 表妹
13 As far as you go to die. 有多远，死多远
14 Four Glad Meatballs 直译：四个开心的肉球被用为：四喜丸子
15 Chickens That Did Not Have Sexual Experience 童子鸡
16 Dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse"s son can make hole! 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
17 Heart flower angry open. 心花怒放
18 Go past, no mistake past. 走过路过，不要错过
19 fire big 火大
20 Wash after relief 用过请冲水解释：中国的厕所光冲（flush）不行，居然还要“洗”（wash）！。