爱情公寓英语剧本

人物：Z（曾小贤）,H（胡一菲）,Y（悠悠）,Q（子乔）

SECTION ONE

H（啃着苹果）：Oh,I see,you want to get ZhangWei’s room back. Z:Yes.We have to do this,for the peace of our department!

H:How can you demand me to do this?

H:It’s not the matter of money,he could get it back if he has the ability t o defeat me by intelligence.

Z:OK,I’d like to present him to challenge you.

H:you?Hahahh~~~

Z:hahahhha~~don’t you afraid?

H:No way!I mean,you three could just come in one time.If you were lu cky enough to defeat me,just have whatever you want,but if you fail,I w ill occupy the whole department!

H:Of course.

Z:That is a deal!(悠悠突然冲出来)

Y:OOUWOWO,you are having a competition.Great,great!I would like b e the judge and set the questions!

四个人一人玩一个苹果，曾小贤的苹果丢了，继续摆手。

Y:Here comes the rule:Each team have to answer thirty questions,you will have thirty seconds for each question.Now,the coin will tell us whic

h team first.

悠悠扔起硬币然后按住，慢慢的揭开，然后沉默片刻

Y:Would you please get your side up first?大家一阵嘘声

Ｚ:Is that so important?

Q:

Z:well,we have decided,the head side.

Y:Hehe~I’m sorry,but neither side of the coin is the head.

Q:

Ｚ:(。。。的):ignore it,anyway,the side without flower.

Y(抛硬币):It is the side of number.

Q:

三人叹气，然后短暂沉默，突然惊喜的大声惊叫。

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Y:boys,please choose your subject.

Q:

(大家尴尬对视)

Y:This subject is not included.There are only subjects of animals,lifestyl e,movies and science.

Z:Well…the lifestyle subject.

Y:Well,listen carefully:there is someone that you always take responsibi

lity for her but never take responsibility for you,who is it?三人笑了Ｚ：ｔｈｉｒｄｐａｒｔｙ

Y：wrong，it’s bank.Yifei

H:Animals

Y:A pig need to go across the bridge,and the bridge can only afford500k ilograms.The pig weighs300kilograms.But the bridge broke down while it was crossing the bridge.Why?

Ｚ:how can it be the subject of animals?

Y(出示黄牌)

H:I got it.The pig was driving!

Y:right.

Q:

H:why can’t a pig drive since Zengxiaoxian can do so?(曾小贤做开车动作)

Y:well,it’s your turn

Q:

Y(黄牌)

Z:we choose lifestyle again.

Y:listen,Huyifei falls from the height of6000to1000.why is she still aliv e?

Q:

Y:wrong.She was a Chinese stock investor who dropped from6000poin

t to1000point.

Z:I see that,can you be more stupid?

Y:yifei

H:movies

Y:please speak out the four most frequent dialogues said by Monk Sha. H(思考一会儿):big brother,our master was caught by the monster! Y:one.

H:second brother,our master was caught by the monster!

Y:right,two.

H:big brother,second brother was caught by the monster!

Y:three.What about the last one?

H:ouei!~big brother,our master and second brother were both caught b y the monster.

Y:perfect!

SECTION TWO

Y:now,the score is15to14..Here comes the last question.It is your last chance.Please choose a subject.

Ｚ:science!I love science!

Y:waoo~~the question may not be easy to you.We divide the pain into 12degrees in medical.The first degree is bitten by a mosquito,and the t welfth degree is the pain of delivering a baby.So,what’s the thirteenth d egree?