[实用参考]2014临海洞房经大全

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2014临海洞房经全

临海洞房经1手捧金盘圆又圆，脚踏云梯步步升；一对红烛亮堂堂, 一对亲人进新房。

今日半夜送洞房，一对鸳鸯配成双；新房好比皇宫殿，夫妻恩恩又爱爱。

日进金来夜进银，荣华富贵度光阴。

高升又高升，新乌娘生儿生千金。

被角拉拉直，生儿生不息新乌娘生儿，一定高升好不好……好！！！（“好”均为众人呼应）儿女满堂好不好……好！！！三元及第好不好……好！！！四季同春好不好……好！！！五子登科好不好……好！！！六六大顺好不好……好！！！七子富贵好不好……好！！！八仙过海好不好……好！！！久久长长好不好……好！！！十全十美好不好……好！！！今夜送洞房，下年得贵子；左手关门右手闭，新乌娘生儿做皇帝。

太阳上山是盘花,凤凰飞过万岁家,金宫娘娘生太子,相请新人新郎邦金花.男帮东来女邦西,天配一对好夫妻,金花邦龙床,新人生儿上元郎.一格楼挮一格高,众班朋友走牢牢,国老氶相是金品,倍倍新郎上楼来临海洞房经2今日今夜送洞房，一对鸳鸯凑成双，手捧金盘上楼台，新郎新娘心花开，脚踏楼梯步步高，凤凰飞过采仙桃，采来仙桃盘盘满，八扇大门开，新郎新娘请进来，说牡丹来话牡丹，客人面前开口难。

一脚踏进洞房地，洞房里面亮堂堂，中间一双寿字台，寿字台上起红光，一对红烛亮堂堂，一对亲人进新房。

床在东来被在西，迎来一对好夫妻，夫妻恩爱在新房，中间一张百子床，两条黄龙盘上框，金丝稿毡龙须席，龙须席上一对好夫妻，日进金来夜进银，荣华富贵度光阴。

龙凤被，鸳鸯枕，鸳鸯枕头配成双，杨柳成行平屋里，百年团贺好夫妻。

眼看里面好家当，四块金砖定脚边。

两只黄龙来床角，眼在两头看凤凰。

八仙桌上四角方，里面好像府大堂。

大堂里面好鸳鸯，百年到头夫妻好。

利市香烟配成双，亲友点起香烟红满堂。

房间还有新媳妇，天上降下何仙姑。

新娘听了笑一声，就地出黄金。

前面造个金銮殿，后面造个粮食仓。

多谢新娘谢新郎，新武娘端出桶盘亮堂堂。

多谢四亲九眷来探望，福禄寿喜每人尝高升又高升，新乌娘生儿掌千金。

被角拉拉直，生儿生不息，国家有国策，新乌娘生儿百个百。

结婚铺床四言八句【闹洞房大全】

结婚铺床四言八句【闹洞房大全】铺床铺床，儿孙满堂，先生贵子，后生女郎；福贵双全，永远吉祥！绣花帐子高高挂，十彩被子铺满床，鸳鸯枕头床上放，绫罗绸缎装满箱。

春雨浓浓育新苗，鸳鸯戏水配成双；自由恋爱结硕果，创家立业是楷摸。

洞房花烛红似火，夫妻恩爱万年长；新婚夫妇饱作田，一年胜似几十年。

今年我们来铺床，明年添过状元郎；大红枣子撒几把，早生贵子早得力。

两岁入学堂，四岁能成章，能文又能武，步步高升出国镀金去留洋。

四个床头按一按，养的儿子当县官；四个床头理一理，养的儿子当总理。

铺床铺得满堂春，养的儿子当将军；铺床铺得满堂彩，养的儿子当总裁。

铺床铺得满堂红，养的儿子当总统；铺床铺得整整齐，养的儿子当国家主席。

太阳一出红似火，幸福人家喜事多；喝了喜酒喝闹酒，金银财宝天天有。

担头一响，都吃喜糖；担头一落，端茶来喝；担头一毕，拿烟来吃；铺床铺床，喜气洋洋。

●《新婚铺床歌》版本一：铺床铺床（噢）喜气洋洋（啊）各位亲戚（噢）听撒洞房（啊）一撒荣华并富贵（噢）二撒金玉满池堂（啊）三撒三元及第早（噢）四撒龙凤配呈祥（啊）五撒屋子拜宰相（噢）六撒六合同春长（啊）七撒夫妻同皆老（噢）八撒八马转回乡（啊）九撒九九多长寿（噢）十撒十全大吉祥（啊）新人房里好嫁妆（噢）两面摆的柜和箱（啊）中间架的百子床（噢）棉质被窝铺满床（啊）麒麟送子高堂上（噢）五男二女世无双（啊）新人丽貌赛天仙（噢）月星嫦娥下九天（啊）双双成对百年好（噢）二人好事并头连（啊）少年美貌对少年（噢）好事合福二神仙（啊）手挽手啊肩并肩（噢）常发齐财万万年（啊）版本二：铺床铺床喜气洋泮男婚女嫁花烛洞房一铺鸳鸯戏水二铺龙凤呈祥三铺鱼水合欢四铺恩爱情长五铺早生贵子六铺儿孙满堂七铺百年好合八铺地久天长九铺家庭和美十铺前途辉煌。

金屋人间传二美银河天上星成双志同道合创大业携手并肩奔小康上慈下孝全家福夫唱妇和老少康新婚新喜新气象幸福美满万年长版本三：铺床铺床，喜气洋洋，先铺四角，后铺中央；夫妻恩爱，共枕同床，百年好合，鱼水情长；早生贵子，播种成双，一儿一女，龙凤呈祥；生的儿子当总经理，生的女儿当董事长。

闹洞房吉言闹洞房喜话大全

闹洞房吉言闹洞房喜话大全一、闹洞房四言八句红烛灯光照花堂，鞭炮贺歌喜洋洋，花好月圆新婚夜，四言八句贺新郎。

一对鸳鸯，今夜同床。

龙飞凤舞，花烛洞房。

富贵双全，百年久长。

早生贵子，朝中栋梁。

新郎新娘，比翼鸳鸯。

白头到老，丹凤朝阳。

糖甜烟香，丹桂蜜糖。

夫妻恩爱，地久天长。

新郎新娘，两情绵长。

打情骂俏，有个名堂。

今宵洞房，大有文章。

鸳鸯戏水，鸿案相庄。

二、经典的闹洞房吉言夫妻貌女配才郎，洞房闹腾喜洋洋。

好亲好眷好鸳鸯，相亲相爱天地长。

新郎今夜小登科，月中丹桂配嫦娥；鸾凤和鸣天地久，鸳鸯交配永谐和。

饮了十杯再加双，莫却金杯尽量装，今晚洞房花烛夜，好乘酒兴叙衷肠。

一进洞房把门跨，听我说个吉祥话。

双双亲人同到老，儿孙满堂一大坝。

铺好新床请新郎，抱起新娘坐床上。

今夜洞房唱大戏，夫妻恩爱万年长。

洞房里面样样新，满屋闹房特开心。

新郎新娘百年好，幸福生活万古春。

新婚夫妇好鸳鸯，喜糖美酒满屋香。

新郎吃了千百岁，新娘吃了寿延长。

新婚夫妇心连心，多子多福多寿延。

荣华富贵全在手，白头到老皆平安。

三、送房十句喜话一撒一元入洞房，一世如意百世昌。

二撒二人上牙床，二人同心福寿长。

三撒三朝下厨房，三阳开泰大吉祥。

四撒四季配才郎，四季花开满树香。

五撒五子登金榜，五凤楼前写文章。

六撒六继情意长，六龙捧日放光芒。

七撒七子团圆庆，七夕织女会牛郎。

八撒八仙来庆寿，八十儿女伴君王。

九撒九子同居住，九世儿孙列朝堂。

十把不撒，一窝养俩。

转载：新娘梳头经喜经（退车马拜堂铺床撒帐喝交杯酒）

转载：新娘梳头经喜经（退车马拜堂铺床撒帐喝交杯酒）新娘梳头经日吉时良，天地开张。

今日新娘，嫁前梳妆。

新娘坐X方向X方，相生玉女来梳妆。

一梳梳到尾，二梳夫妻同心，三梳白发齐眉，四梳儿孙满堂，五梳长寿高官，六梳生意兴隆，七梳贵人相助，八梳出入平安，九梳勤奋学习，十梳工作顺利。

喜经（退车马拜堂铺床撒帐喝交杯酒)远远看见车马来，门前摆下八仙台，车来车且住，马来马退堂。

伏以：开天辟地，盘古为王。

东山剩公南山剩母。

男婚女嫁，方为夫妇，留传世间。

XX?省XX县XX镇XX氏男和XX省XX县XX镇XX 氏女结为夫妇。

三星在户，喜气盈门，月老先行，拜为鸳鸯。

当年太岁，自得真神。

东方清帝，车马神君；南方赤帝，车马神君；西方北帝，车马神君；北方黑帝，车马神君；五方五路，车马神君。

喜神全男，喜神全女。

合和童子，印喜郎君。

此鸡不是非凡鸡，王母娘娘抱小鸡。

头顶红花朵朵秀，身穿五色花花衣。

从来世上无鸡叫，今日世上有鸡啼。

唐僧西天去取经，带来鸡蛋传回程，带得三双零六个，放在蚕纱里面存，昆仑山上抱鸡子，凤凰窝内出鸡儿，寅年出个寅鸡子，卯年出个卯鸡儿。

别人拿它无用处，弟子拿做印血鸡。

一撒东方甲乙木，朱雀玄武往外出；二撒南方丙丁火，朱雀玄武两边躲；三撒西方庚辛金，朱雀玄武两边分；四撒北方壬癸水，朱雀玄武闭口嘴；五撒中央戊己土，朱雀玄武一齐出。

五方八门都撒过，迎接新人进贵门。

大门大大开，新郎新娘走进来。

红庚八字纸一张，一破两开是一双，今日八字合拢来，不克妻来不克夫，不克爹来不克娘，天生的一对，地配的一双。

合拢来，合拢来，合成一对巧鸳鸯。

从今结就新伴侣，明年喜添状元郎。

双双喜上又加喜，请进堂中来拜堂。

多子多福，百福男女万万春，夫妻双双拜家堂。

百福男女禄寿长，夫妻双双如鱼水。

新郎新娘进家堂。

新人拜堂喽！拜堂拜堂，日吉时良，天地相配，夫妻成双，传宗接代，后世不忘，光宗耀祖，九世吉昌。

天游龙凤、地呈祥瑞。

日吐金华、月洒清辉。

神仙眷侣，人间佳配。

洞房撒帐词

【乡村版】铺床撒帐词贵府婚庆喜洋洋，我们姐妹来铺床。

铺床就得来撒帐，撒得如意又吉祥。

一撒铺床铺到东，早添贵子传家风。

二撒铺床铺到西，一胎两个笑眯眯。

三撒铺床铺到南，宝宝长得胖又圆。

四撒铺床铺到北，宝宝聪明了不得。

五撒铺床铺到中，读书升学年年红。

六撒铺床铺得平，事业腾飞有威名。

七撒铺床四角齐，多才多艺万人迷。

八撒铺床铺得好，夫妻恩爱共偕老。

九撒铺床贵客来，鸿运亨通乐开怀。

十撒铺床吃喜糖，荣华富贵万年长。

（叫声主人快点来哟，快把喜糖端上来哟，端上喜糖好运来哟，好合百年兴万代哟）洞房撒帐词新婚燕尔洞房暖，嘉宾云集展笑颜。

佳偶天成恩爱伴，祝酒撒帐喜连连。

一喜新人进房来，红烛对映放光彩。

喜酒满斟福满载，早生贵子兴万代。

二喜新郎好眼力，新娘温柔又美丽。

知书达礼敬长辈，心灵手巧一贤妻。

三喜新娘气质雅，嫁的新郎好潇洒。

精明能干又顾家，幸福日子锦上花。

四喜新人智慧多，志同道合是楷模。

欢度蜜月结硕果，兴家创业奏凯歌。

五喜洞房样样有，电脑电视得心手。

学习娱乐双享受，见多识广好前途。

六喜新房宽又亮，家用电器添花样。

保鲜保暖保健康，节能节俭也跟上。

七喜家庭很和谐，道德传家是特色。

尊老爱幼讲团结，邻里关系好合拍。

八喜全家鸿运来，心想事成上台阶。

创优争先展风采，人财两旺乐开怀。

喜宴谢客词政通人和吉星照，恭贺新禧好热闹。

张灯结彩迎新人，欢声笑语贺新婚。

新郎新娘好般配，同心同德结连理。

大红对联喜盈门，美味饭菜健身心。

喜烟喜糖和喜酒，样样丰盛桌桌有。

主人全家把酒敬，连声感谢心意诚：亲朋戚友真多礼，满面春风来贺喜；左邻右舍情谊深，舍己帮忙好热心；婚庆主持水平高，看得开心笑弯腰。

民间演员好能干，自家节目真好看。

摄影师傅很认真，全程服务没离身。

天公作美艳阳照，观众捧场掀高潮。

社会和谐春满园，家庭和睦喜连连。

幸福日子比蜜甜，党的恩情刻心间。

2012年2月18日初稿于吴江。

闹洞房新招二十八式

19．添筷子——（寓意添子）将一根筷子放到啤酒瓶子里，露出1公分左右，让新郎新娘用舌头合作添出来。
20．擀面条——:新郎仰面躺着，让新娘用啤酒瓶子（或短木棍）从头擀到脚，直到新郎的鸡鸡硬了，面条才算擀好。
21．敲锣打鼓——新郎腰部用绳系一个大勺子，新娘腰部系一个平底锅，新郎挺腰用勺子敲打锅，连续10下，并且两人分别大喊铁人王进喜的口号：大干、快上、勤打井、多出油；要够响，大家听满意为止。
29．运转乾坤——将鸡的不同部位如鸡头、鸡尾、鸡翼、鸡脾、鸡胸、鸡颈等放在碟上，再将碟放在转盆上，由新郎转动，那一部位转向自己，就要吻新娘身体的那一部位。
30．相亲相爱——要求新人当众亲热，并可要求指定动作，如长吻、深吻等。
31．鲤跃龙门——要求新娘分开两脚站著作龙门，用牙签插满在橙上，当作足球，由新郎负责踢入龙门，若一踢不入则罚饮酒。
11．肉麻够不够——让新郎对新娘说甜言蜜语,直到大家都认为够肉麻为止。
12．谁是真新郞——在房间中间或前面放四把椅子，然后叫新郎及三位男士站在椅子前。现在，蒙上新娘的眼睛，她通过触摸这些男士的胸部来认出哪个是新郎。无论她知道与否，让她检查一次，让新娘原地转几圈后，她再次触摸的感觉是相同的，揭开布。
13．安能辩雄雌——让新郎新娘互换结婚礼服作为闹洞房的结束曲，即新郎穿婚纱，新娘穿西装将所有客人送到大门外。
新婚闹洞房游戏(44招)
1．五子登科——考验新人互相配合的默契，找根红绳子，新人用嘴各叼一头，中间系上一支点燃的香烟，在桌上放5跟竖直的火柴（可插在水果上）然后新人不能用手帮忙，两人合作把5根火柴全部点燃。提示：一定要紧绷绳子眼睛瞄准。
2．爱心杯——取2个一样的杯子，倒满酒在其中一个杯子口部盖上保鲜膜，然后将2个杯子口对口的扣上缓缓抽出薄膜，要求新人不能动手一起喝完扣在一起的两杯酒，不能洒出。提示：只要新人中其中一人将杯子稍稍推开，另一人只管使劲喝就可以了。

闹洞房暴强三十三式(Fierce bridal chamber, strong thirty-three style)

闹洞房暴强三十三式（Fierce bridal chamber, strongthirty-three style）The bridal chamber strong storm type thirty-three.Txt love is colorful balloons, no matter how tough the color, can not afford a barbed tip gently. A first-class lover can not only make a woman love forever, but also love a woman all her life! Make the bridal chamber strong, thirty-three style easy to learnGame class:A collective game: warm up - MojiangThe guests take a candy, write his name in the paper, and then into the bride's collar. When the "raffle tickets all into the lottery box", the groom and bride to go in from the collar, a touch of a grain of sugar. The winner was the host of the night. If you are in touch people lack self withdrawal, presided over talent, need to pay 10 yuan of money, is to groom the evening hard, the bridegroom then mojiang.Game two: smokeAll the men stood on the table, let the bridegroom holding the bride, for all the population in cigarette ignition. As everyone deliberately refused to let the bride smoke, so it is very difficult. While the groom is tired of seeing temples sweat, the arm could not withstand acid. So under the watch of friends, especially the young man said to the groom booing: "against, or you can't hold me!"Game three: body HuntA condom is hidden in a hidden part of the bride's body by the female guest. The hands on the other side to back down fumble, until you find the hidden condoms so far.Game four: cut.Two legs with two ropes tied to the groom, let trousers and pants at into a pocket, not slipping things. The eggs, egg, and egg into the duck's egg from the waistband. When everything was ready, the bride put her hand into the groom's trousers and bit it from the ground. Take one out and ask, "whose egg is this?"" The bridegroom must answer truthfully. Until the egg pulled out, the bride asked: "who is this egg?" Groom answer: "goose (I) egg."!Game five: set of bananasThe groom lay on his back, with his legs sexy parts clamped a banana, then the bride with the ferrule to banana throwing target, to a total of 5 sets of bananas in order to complete the task.Game six: see sew in the bananaTie a sponge around the bride's hip and cut a slit between the sides of it. Tie a banana vertically at the groom's waist. When the game starts, the groom must insert the banana into the crevice of the sponge. With each insertion, the bride asks a question "not in the middle" The groom answers "yes" or "no"according to the actual situation".Game seven: shooting DartsThe groom blindfolded, and the bride held a tray 3 meters ahead, and the groom held the cigarette to the plate with his hand. The bride was in charge of the cigarettes. When the groom shoots a dart, he asks the bride, "shoot in or out?" The bride answered truthfully, until the groom had three cigarettes shot into the dish, will come to a successful issue.Game eight: Candy swingsA thin line in the waist, lint candy, groom stood behind the bride, bride and bridegroom live bride bent the waist walking behind, with their own strength before and after the thin waist swing up, the bride bent from his mouth in between his legs that sugar, even if success.Game nine: make noodlesThe groom lying on his back, let the bride with a beer bottle from head to foot roll, until the groom DD hard, just roll out the noodles.Game ten: push upsThe bride was lying on the ground, the bridegroom bride stays on the top. The program organizer asked the bride to sing, "we have strength."". Then the groom must pick up the voice "Hi" and do the push ups......Game Eleven: drive a carThe bride and groom sit face to face on the chair. The bride takes off her shoes and puts her feet up. She puts it on the bridegroom somewhere. It is called "stepping on the gas". The groom stretched his arm and placed it on a woman's two place, called the steering wheel. Men and women behind each one respectively, nudging two, pushing the bride, bride must step on the accelerator simulation sound "ri~~~~~~" the groom, the groom to simulate the horn sound "bibi~~~" push chair people to speed up the frequency, just listen to the voice of "ribibi two as one falls, another rises...... Ribibi......"Conventional class:1, familiarThe day of the wedding, the bride dressed, a hole, guests can think of a way to let the couple enjoyed each other to play games, lost a punch that shed a piece of clothing or jewelry, until?? Can't fade anymore.2, high cup wineThe bride urged the groom to show her affection for her, and tried to get him to drink three cups with high heels.3 、 love appleIn order to express continuous love, to the bride groom eatapple to feed, but not apple peel cut, broken, penalty ten minutes long kiss bride groom.4, want you to look goodTo guess the bridegroom bride wedding night underwear is what color, right, as long as the bride Xianbao, show a little bit, said the answer to; guess wrong, to groom only underwear "naked can run three laps of the bridal chamber.5, warm iceFirst ask the bride and groom will hold up, then, friends two or three people will be prepared in advance of crushed ice, pour into the groom arms, then they embrace the couple, let the cold new fun, jumping up and down, so as to avoid the consummation, excessive enthusiasm.6, Qiao grams cheongsamThe female VIP puts the chocolate into the bride's cheongsam. "The bride is of course sitting," and asks the groom to pick up the same amount.7, crispy chocolateA female friend, out of fluid in the chest with a heart-shaped sweet bride and groom in chocolate sauce, taste the requirements, to the heart.8, bridal chamber lockLock the bridal chamber in advance, the key is hidden somewhere or a friend, then let the groom find, every time you can't find it, the bride must ask the guests to kiss once until they find it.9, mimeThe topic of "mime" of the game, the two sides of the test of understanding, the topic more embarrassing people better, for example: you are still virgin? Her measurements? Do you love me? I'm in red today, and I'm going to bed at twenty Today is very beautiful (without condoms) and so on.10, three new CDThe groom to the bride's body to cut arms, not to pass any round error, the penalty picked up the bride groom front, mouth connected to go three times bridal chamber.11, love candyTo use the mouth to hold the wedding for the bride groom candy (candy) to eat, eat a total of thirty grains, of course, the groom can help the bride groom eat, if not eat, other men can also be replaced!12, the spring has loveIn order to groom and the future to home, so to carryingthe bride into the bridal chamber, and five laps to go on a spring bed,the bride are not allowed to fall, if the strength not following the call by other men.13, love songs to singFor several pieces of inflammatory festive songs, take the lead by the guests sing again by the bride or bridegroom sing to the relay, the wrong or not to sing, let men kiss the bride sent off, drink three cups of the groom, YA!14, Hula DanceHula can be the most simple conditions, the toilet paper can be torn into strips instead, of course we can't see the bride jump, put this program to groom more sensational effect, especially fat groom, twisted up her flesh shake up, the......15, the same solution knotCannot be solved by hand or by mouth! Concentric knot can be made by the guests, but not too winding, otherwise there will be new chin chin against the risk of the pot, after the completion of the rope suggested not to abandon, unless you can endure mixing saliva taste.16, plain sailingThe basin is a river, the soap box is a boat, the soap matches the match, the big head is upward, the new person's mouth carries the fine thread, the fine thread, in the middle ties the cigarette. Light the matches on the soap with a lightedcigarette. It's difficult and exercise! Another attention should be paid to fire prevention!17 bees gather honeyPut a face to the bridegroom bride Xitang, honey. The groom can breast clip two pillows for wings, must make the flap shape, can be made a butt after another belt a cane or something as a wasp sting, we must read the familiar songs in the mouth: bees buzz, flying in the flowers... The beak, a bride... All the sugar finished, if you need to increase the difficulty, can consider using tooth strip wrappers.18, as a brideOf course, the groom is living, the charming bride command the groom wearing slim dress, the body must not Groom Bride embossed with, so you can consider adding props enhance the ornamental, necessary suggestions can makeup is makeup, if you don't eat much for dinner, you can make-up!19, perfectGive full play to the new body language ability and literary expression ability, make use of the body structure of two people, make one to ten digital shape, each number should say a good idiom. This is not difficult, afraid of some people prank, let them make Chinese numeral capital......20, festival gongs and drumsThe new man tied the lid of the pot and struck with joy. General in the bridal chamber, the props, the lid tied to the new body parts, casual, two people danced together, as long as you can hear the sound of loud drums, music can be considered, requirements of rhythm, the now popular R&.B.21, eat concentric fruitWith a rope to drop a fruit, the difficulty of small apples, difficult to use peanuts or melon seeds, so that the new mouth to bite it, half of a person, if it is meaningful, you can bite mean! Suggest more props.22 blow candlesPlace two candles on the table, and groom and bride put their eyes together in a solid cloth. Start blowing candles? Not really. Quickly replace a candle with a bowl of flour. "1, 2, 3, blow.". Flour raised, two people will become white, meaning "said of a couple. "The correct way, everyone gives a little face, know the secret, also pretend to be silly, blow a little lighter.".-The newly married bridal chamberPut a piece of rubber ball mud in the bride hips, then hang a cans in front of the middle belt bride groom, bend, groom with cans of spherical rubber mud rolling into a round Clay oven rolls shaped, the groom had to move forward and left hip, motion,roll, the bride must send out "ah -" sound, the can be changed into the bride and groom hold opposite to sit down, let the bride movement hips that part of the rubber roll with cans of mud, but the rolling time, the head must be back again, I must close your eyes for each of an alarm clock, set time (at regular intervals, and then the ring) the alarm clock tucked into the bridal chamber, evening lively, let the bride and groom for night alarm clock go.Let the bride and groom use their bodies to set Arabia figures from 0 to 9. 26 English letters are even stronger......The groom buckled a banana to let the bride eat and asked her when she was eating.Let the bride left with something, come out from the groom left trouser leg, right hand to her right leg, left to right.The bride lies on her back, the groom holding her hands on both sides of the bride's head, doing the face to face push ups, and making a kiss. :)Push the bride and groom into bed and ask them to throw 18 things out...... See underwear, you can close your hands and leave the door.Push the eggs: place a raw egg in the sleeve of the bride's left hand, then push the groom over the clothes, round the chest, push it out of the sleeve on the right, then push it to the right trouser leg, and push it out of the left leg.A thin line in the waist, fine thread a small candy, groom stood behind the bride, bride and bridegroom live bride bent the waist walking behind, with their own strength before and after the thin waist swing up, the bride bent from his mouth in between his legs that sugar, even if successful. Inactivate......My brother married, 2 people were seated in the spittoon, face to face, each holding a marriage certificate, saying: "I want to marry, for $#...... Love him (her)...... "Two people read the iron man Wang Jinxi's slogan: "go all out, go faster, drill well, get more oil.";A pair of chopsticks is hung behind the groom's trousers, and a bottle of beer is placed on the floor. The bride is required to direct the groom. The groom squats down and puts the chopsticks into the bottle. Finally, do you have to ask? Go in;Hold each other, said the one hundred nickname, began to seriously, then did not have to say, all kinds of household appliances are out, the most simple, the effect is fineTwo walnuts allow the bride to be tucked into the groom's trouser legs...... Go straight up...... Walk to the knee position and ask the bride: "where is it?" Answer: knees! Ask again: how many walnuts do you touch? Answer: two! Ask again: which big? Answer: the left hand (or right hand) of thebig!...... The bride goes up the walnut...... Somewhere...... Where did you ask? Answer:...... Ask again: where exactly is it? Answer:...... Remind the bride until she speaks......And ask: "now, how many walnuts are there?" Answer: two! / ask again until you answer the four! Ask again: there are several large walnut, a few small walnut...... Answer: two large walnut, two small walnut...... Question: why?...... Answer it and order it to exchange the left and right walnuts...... Can not answer, the other two walnuts will be put in, and will be able to take out a small walnut...... We can help you with this move. The tools are not limited...... After that, leave.Car: play, men and women face to face on the chair...... The woman took off her shoes and put her right foot in a man's place. It was called "stepping on the gas". The man stretched his arm and placed it in the two place of the woman. It was called the steering wheel...... Men and women behind each one respectively, nudging two people, female female must push, throttle sound simulation.. "RI~~~~~~" when pushing men, men imitate honk...... "BIBI~~~.""...... When both men and women are familiar, both men and women are faster...... Just listen to the voice of two people as one falls, another rises: "RI bibi...... RI bibi...... ~ ~ ~"Before marriage, friends have played. The bride is lying in bed,The groom was sitting face to face with the bride. The program organizer asked the bride to sing, "we workers are powerful."". Remember that revolutionary song, remember?. The key: "workers" should be changed into the groom's name, and then the groom must answer "Hi!""! And do push ups......The scene at that timeBride: let's XX have powerGroom: (doing push ups) hi!Bride: busy every dayGroom: (panting, doing push ups) hi!Add chopsticks (meaning Tim), put a chopstick into a beer bottle, reveal about 1 centimeters, and let the bride and groom cooperate with the tongue.Roll the noodles: the groom lying on his back, let the bride with a beer bottle (or short sticks) from head to foot roll, until the groom's chicken noodles is hard, roll out......。

洞房入门知识点总结图

洞房入门知识点总结图在中国传统文化中，洞房是新婚夫妇在婚礼之后所住的新房，也是新婚之夜的场所。

在洞房之夜，新婚夫妇将开始共同生活，因此在中华文化中有许多关于洞房的习俗和传统。

本文将从洞房入门的各个方面进行知识点总结，包括准备洞房、洞房布置、洞房礼仪、夫妻相处等方面的内容。

一、准备洞房1.选择洞房地点选择一个宽敞明亮、通风良好的房间作为洞房，最好是家中的主卧室或者特意布置的客厅。

2.清理和整理在新婚之前，要对洞房进行彻底的清理和整理，确保床上用品、地面、家具等都保持干净整洁。

3.准备洞房用品需要准备好床上用品、浴室用品、食品饮料等，确保新婚夫妇在洞房时能够享受到舒适的环境和愉快的体验。

4.保持隐私在新婚之前，一定要注意保持洞房的隐私，避免家庭成员或其他人员随意进入洞房，以免影响新婚夫妇的私密空间。

二、洞房布置1.浪漫布置在洞房布置上，可以选择一些浪漫的元素，比如用红色鲜花、气球、蜡烛等进行装饰，给新婚的氛围增添浪漫色彩。

2.舒适性布置不仅要注重外观的装饰，还要注意洞房的舒适性，比如准备足够的软垫、毛毯、枕头等，让新婚夫妇能够舒适地休息。

3.创意装饰此外，还可以考虑一些创意装饰，比如挂上写有“甜蜜洞房”、“百年好合”等字样的布置，表达对新婚夫妇的祝福和美好期待。

三、洞房礼仪1.新燕入室在洞房之夜，通常会有“新燕入室”的仪式，新郎抱新娘过门之后，由家中的长辈或者长者拿着一杯酒等待在门口，新娘要在门口敬饮一杯酒，表示愿意进入新的家庭。

2.新婚夫妇旨意在新郎新娘进入洞房后，通常要经过“新婚夫妇旨意”的仪式，新郎新娘要一同向天地、祖宗、父母行礼，表示对家庭的尊重和敬谢。

3.敬茶仪式新婚之夜通常会安排敬茶仪式，新郎新娘要分别向父母敬茶，表示对父母的感恩之情，同时父母也会给予新婚夫妇祝福和教诲。

四、夫妻相处1.心理疏导对于新婚夫妇来说，面对新的生活和角色转变，可能会有一些紧张和不适应的情绪，需要进行心理疏导和互相体谅。

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1.五子登科——考验新人互相配合的默契，找根红绳子，新人用嘴各叼一头，中间系上一支点燃的香烟，在桌上放5跟竖直的火柴(可插在水果上)然后新人不能用手帮忙，两人合作把5根火柴全部点燃。

提示：一定要紧绷绳子眼睛瞄准。

提示：只要新人中其中一人将杯子稍稍推开，另一人只管使劲喝就可以了。

提示：新郎可以对新娘说，指挥她左边点或者右边点。

4.探囊取物——两个生鸡蛋分别由新郎两个裤管放入，往上移动并使两颗鸡蛋于“重要部位”交会再分别由另一裤管移出。

6.农夫山泉有点甜——准备一矿泉水，新郎立于凳子上用腿夹紧矿泉水瓶(夹的部位要监督好)然后新娘咬开盖子喝一口对着话筒说：“XXX的农夫山泉有点甜”。

7.冲击波——在新郎新娘身上的关键部位贴上充了气的小气球，然后绑住两人的手和脚，双方只能用身体的相互挤压和碰撞，弄破气球，直到双方身上所有气球都破了为止。

8.见缝插针——在新娘的臀部绑上一块海绵，在其正中间割开一条缝。

在新郎的腰间垂直绑一香蕉。

游戏开始，新郎必须把香蕉**海绵的缝隙里。

洞房赋

洞房赋性野含羞情渐迷，妻娇语媚笑夫痴.巫山云雨同舟渡，携手今生共济时。

洞房赋古有神女会襄王，今有公子戏娇娘大地春回，万物勃发。

实客星门，美洒飘香。

推杯换过后，满座皆碎。

遂离宴席，掩门入室。

吹灯熄火，效鱼水之欢，享闺房之乐趣。

日上三竿，睡眼惺忡，忆昨夜之浓情，草成一赋，传博笑之。

月上柳梢，洞房花烛。

一对新人，两件旧物。

血脉贲张，腰悬黑虎。

春意盎然，胸藏白兔。

檀口香腮，交颈叠股。

蛇游鳝行，轻车熟路。

夺命矛枪，直逼仙窟。

泉扣神关，一泄如注。

而乃披襟夜眺，月圆花好。

天苍苍兮星河耀，山淡淡兮云雾绕。

水淼淼兮渔火微，院深深兮钟鼓老。

四目相顾，默默倾诉。

野火重燃，梅开二度。

争似蛟龙入海，宛若鸾凤还巢，狂甩豹子头，微挺小蛮腰。

梨花犹带雨，横笛复吹箫。

往来无闲暇，轻拢更重挑。

意驰神先飞，体舒声亦娇。

待止戈收兵，已是珠胎暗结时。

鸳枕斜，锦被皱。

灯火明，玉体透。

香汗淋，云雨后。

花开并蒂永相依，天长地久无尽时！《新婚赋》才子扬眉待笑，佳人低首含羞。

知此日红梅欲放，喜今宵丹桂生香。

洞房中，如战场。

将向中原问鼎，从赤壁尘兵。

冲开水寨，中关窄坠。

怎挡匹马当先？独道崎岖，难制雄兵直进。

连环炮，顿响细柳营前。

大将军独占葫芦谷里，奇阵一合一开，往来七纵七擒；入不毛之地，为插血之谋。

今宵三寸金莲，占尽洞房花月。

铸造万宗情怀，犹如别境神仙。

美臀赋股不在白，紧翘则灵。

臀不在大，腰细则美。

斯是卑处，惟吾赏识。

曲线灵魂处，统领全身美。

谈笑有美臀，往来必欣赏。

可以观线条，思入怀，无二奶之累赘，无小蜜之耗神。

古巴黑翘臀，中华紧健臀。

在下云：何卑之有。

美臀赋肌不在丰，人爱则佳，肌不在润，利大则夸。

绝妙美臀，盛世奇葩。

比月月失色，比玉玉多瑕。

荟萃高科技。

惊艳你我他。

可以悦公仆，换乌纱。

抗十级之地震，耐千吨之重压，寻遍海陆空，问遍亚欧拉。

何方有？唯我中华。

2）保持门窗干净、无尘土、玻璃清洁、透明。

洞房

取材：網路PPS：991718從前有個縣官，愛讀詩文，樂於助人。

但有個脾氣，好爭強鬥勝。

這正月，縣官路過一座小廟，發現廟門上貼了這樣一副對聯，上寫：經籤可超生，難道閻王怕和尚？紙錢能贖命，分明菩薩是贓官！橫批：虛無飄緲。

縣官對這副對聯產生了興趣，問何人所寫。

有人回稟：「此聯出自一個十八歲少年之手。

」縣官便想見識見識這位才子，命衙役找來少年問道：「你叫何名？」少年答道：「新郎。

」縣官見新郎舉止幹練、老成，出口斯文，便要和他比試比試。

當面提出了很多問題，新郎都一一答得無懈可擊。

最後新郎恭恭敬敬地彎腰一禮，問道：「民間男婚女嫁，須三媒六證。

請教父母官，何為三媒？何為六證？」縣官聽罷，冥思苦想，只知道三媒中月老牽線為一媒，其他就不得而知了，羞得他面紅耳赤。

正在騎虎難下的時候，路旁閃過來一個十五六歲的姑娘，她笑道：「媒妁紅線，過喜庚帖，定情之物此乃三媒也。

關於六證嗎？諸位請等一等。

」她不慌不忙地到村子取來：米升、剪刀、尺子、鏡子、算盤和秤，縣官一見似有所悟。

姑娘又對新郎說：「要知五穀雜糧有幾何，以米升為證；衣褲帶履從何來，以剪刀為證；一絲一縷知多少，以尺為證；喜怒哀樂情如何，以鏡為證；事物輕重分緩急，以秤為證；年月盈缺何為憑，以算盤為證。

」新郎對姑娘的回答十分欣佩，縣官也稱讚她聰穎過人。

問她叫什麼名字，姑娘羞怯地說：「卑女姓辛名喚辛娘。

」縣官看新郎和辛娘乃是天生的一對，便出面作媒，二人愉快地接受了。

但辛娘提出一個條件，要新郎三天蓋一間不用門窗，不用房梁，片瓦不見，寸木不生，天生地長的新房，新郎欣然允諾。

縣官不明其意，迫於面子，不好直問，只好到時再看是啥典故。

三天後，新郎辛娘拜天地，請縣官來作客。

他見新郎高高興興地將新娘領進了一間冬暖夏涼的岩洞，洞口上用紅紙寫了兩個大字「洞房」。

從此，民間婚娶事，新人住的地方就叫洞房了。

溫柔法則1：當你買了一樣，對方一直想要卻一直沒去買的東西時，那份禮物就是最浪漫，最有價值的東西。

后狂闹洞房新招大全

后狂闹洞房新招大全1．五子登科——考验新人互相配合的默契，找根红绳子，新人用嘴各叼一头，中间系上一支点燃的香烟，在桌上放5跟竖直的火柴（可插在水果上）然后新人不能用手帮忙，两人合作把5根火柴全部点燃。

提示：一定要紧绷绳子眼睛瞄准。

2．爱心杯——取2个一样的杯子，倒满酒在其中一个杯子口部盖上保鲜膜，然后将2个杯子口对口的扣上缓缓抽出薄膜，要求新人不能动手一起喝完扣在一起的两杯酒，不能洒出。

提示：只要新人中其中一人将杯子稍稍推开，另一人只管使劲喝就可以了。

3．香唇探宝——新郎平躺在4把椅子上，弟兄们在旁边围着看，新郎身上放上8-10个小物件，可以是小糖果，牛肉干之类，新娘蒙上眼睛转个圈然后不用手要用“香唇”把新郎身上的小物件收集齐全然后拆去眼布一个一个喂给新郎吃。

提示：新郎可以对新娘说，指挥她左边点或者右边点。

4．探囊取物——两个生鸡蛋分别由新郎两个裤管放入，往上移动并使两颗鸡蛋于“重要部位”交会再分别由另一裤管移出。

5．甜蜜的交流——准备各6颗颜色一样的奶糖混在一起共12颗平分给新郎新娘含在嘴里，然后要求不能用手帮忙让新娘和新郎分别在嘴里最终呈现同样颜色的奶糖（比如新郎嘴里全是红色奶糖，而新娘嘴里全是乳白色的奶糖）提示：此游戏重在新娘新郎互相配合，可以张开嘴巴让对方观察，然后互相配合把对方需要的糖果“送”过去。

6．农夫山泉有点甜——准备一矿泉水,新郎立于凳子上用腿夹紧矿泉水瓶（夹的部位要监督好）然后新娘咬开盖子喝一口对着话筒说：“***的农夫山泉有点甜”7．冲击波——在新郎新娘身上的关键部位贴上充了气的小气球，然后绑住两人的手和脚，双方只能用身体的相互挤压和碰撞，弄破气球，直到双方身上所有气球都破了为止。

8．见缝插针——在新娘的臀部绑上一块海绵，在其正中间割开一条缝。