《不差钱》英语话剧

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不差钱台词篇一：赵本山小品《不差钱》经典台词日语版20XX年央视春晚上的一个小品《不差钱》不仅让全国人民捧腹大笑，而且还捧红了赵本山的徒弟小沈阳！接下来我们就来回顾一下这让人笑哭了的经典台词日文版！人最痛苦的事是人死了钱没花完。

人の一生で一番つらいのは、死ぬまでに金を使い切らなっかたこと。

——小沈阳人最最最痛苦的事是人活着钱没了。

人の一生で一番つらいのは、生きている間に金がなくなってしまうこと。

——赵本山人的一生很短暂，有的时候跟睡觉是一样的，眼睛一闭，一挣，一天过去了，好~~~~眼睛一闭，不挣，这辈子就过去了，好~~~~~人の一生は非常に短く、時には睡眠と同じで、目を閉じたりあけたりしているうちに一日が終り、目を閉じてあけなくなら一生が終わる。

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英语话剧台词——小品【不差钱】_全文翻译

Today we performopusculum赵本山：带钱了，三万，带包没有啊we have money ,thirty thousand yuan. don't you take the purse?毛毛：我落在炕上了I left it on the brick bed.赵本山：给你办事，还落在炕上了I do business to you,but you left it?毛毛：兜里才70多元I only have seventy yuan.赵本山：我还有400Here is 400 yuan.毛毛：也不够啊it's not enough.赵本山：够不够都可以的it doesn't matter.赵本山：服务员waiterss !小沈阳：你管谁叫姑娘，我是纯爷们girl? I'm a real man. 赵本山：怎么穿裙子why do you wear a skirt?小沈阳：也不是裙子，这是七分裤，这有腿的，着急穿错了，it's not,this is a seventhtrousers..Sorry,I wear wrongin a hurry .may I takeyour order?赵本山：yes.赵本山：你们这个酒店，如果要吃一顿饭，要多少钱。

最贵的要点上要吃多少钱I want to know how much it costto have a meal,including themost expensive dishes.小沈阳：要一、二万元about ten or twenty thousand yuan.赵本山：是否有这样的情况，今天吃饭明天来结帐can I have meals today but pay tomorrow?小沈阳：打白条owe the money?赵本山：不是打白条，给你小费no,I have money,don't shorts of money.Give you tips.毛毛: so many tips I have money.小沈阳：大爷，你太帅了uncle,I LOVE YOU .赵本山：客人来了，我点菜的时候你要给我兜着，我要点贵菜When The guest comes,youshould help me when I amordering dishes.If I want toorder a dear dish……小沈阳：我就说没有I say not have?赵本山：你太明白了you are so clever.毛毛：爷爷，我饿了grandpa,I'm hungry. 赵本山：给我来碗面条take me a bowl of noodles.小沈阳：78元一碗78 yuan.毛毛:do you have the cheaper?小沈阳: this is the cheapest,赵本山:ok ,please小沈阳: here is the noodle毛毛：爷爷有一点咸了,it's a bit salty. I want to drink coffee 赵本山：给她搞一碗白开水,give her some water. we first tryto act to order the dish小沈阳：ok赵本山：澳洲鲍鱼四只Four Ausrialia’s abalones.小沈阳：对不起没有。

英语剧本不差钱

英语剧本-《不差钱》英文版Got the Money Anyway(A Comic Piece for the CCTV Spring Festival Gala 2009)Play script by Cui Kai et al.CharactersUncle Zhao, acted by Zhao BenshanShenyang, acted by Shen HeCCTV Man, acted by Bi FujianYadar, acted by Wang Jinfeng (Mao Mao)小品：“不差钱”（2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目）编创者崔凯等表演者赵本山、沈鹤、毕福剑、王金凤（毛毛）（舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。

本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。

）(This short play is set in a restaurant named "Scottish Taste / Feel." Uncle Zhao, in his customary Chinese tunic suit, enters, carrying a string of garlic on his back and a pheasant in hand, with his granddaughter Yadar in tow.)赵本山：到了。

毛毛：到了。

赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。

这不，苏格兰调情（tiáo qíng）。

毛毛：爷爷，你念反了，苏格兰情调（qíng diào）。

赵本山：啊，情调？就搁这儿吃。

毛毛：爷爷，这家老贵的啦。

赵本山：贵？咱带钱了，带三万多块，那包呢？毛毛：我没拿包啊。

赵本山：装钱那包，黄包。

毛毛：完了，让我落炕上了。

赵本山：我说，你这孩子还能办点事吗？！这给你办事，落炕上了还。

M9《we laughed a lot》

(2) What did the men and the women wear ?
The men wore women’s clothes. The women wore men’s clothes.
(3) What did the actors do?
The actors told lots of jokes.
go go went tell tell told
get get got
wear wear wore eat eat ate
laugh laugh laughed
What did you do last night?
(昨晚你做了什么？）
Homework:
★Listen to the tape-record.
men women’s
The actors told lots of jokes(笑话）.
They laughed(笑) a lot.
We laughed a lot.
Listen and answer
(1) Where did they go last week?
They went to a children’s theatre.
Module 9 unit 1
short act （小品）——不差钱
He is a man（男人）. She is a woman（女人）
He is an actor(男演员）.
She is an actress(女演员）
man —men
woman —women
The man wore woman’s clothes.
(4) What did they eat?
They ate hamburgers and chips.

English show小沈阳不差钱

小沈阳: This I know, sir, but with Mr. Bi here, perhaps only for once, can't you stop being so stingy(小气的）? I am still young, but I see life can be so very short, it sometimes is much the same as taking a sleep. Eyes closed, eyes opened, and a whole day is over. Eyes closed but never opened again ，then your whole life is over.我知道大爷不差钱。

我的意思，毕老师好容易来一回，咱吃喝不能在乎钱，大爷。

你看我今年岁数小，但是我总结了，人这一生其实可短暂了，有时候一想，跟睡觉是一样一样的。

眼睛一闭，一睁，一天过去了；眼睛一闭，不睁，这辈子就过去了。

毕福剑：What a master of wit!小伙子，精辟。

赵本山：Not wit, he's a waiter. 精辟啥，他是屁精。

小沈阳：I didn't mean to offend you, sir.大爷，我没别的意思。

赵本山：What did you mean?你啥意思？小沈阳：One shouldn't set too much stock on money. What good can it do, really? The most scary part of it all, sir, is to die leaving your money unused.我的意思，人不能把钱看得太重了。

钱乃身外之物。

人生最痛苦的事情，你知道是什么？人死了，钱没花了。

赵本山：What's more scary..人这一生最最痛苦的事，你知道是什么吗？小沈阳：Yeah?什么？赵本山： ... is to be left living with you' money gone. Don't worry, boy. If you play your part well, I'll pay you well.是人活着呢，钱没了。

从会话合作原则的角度赏析小品《不差钱》

从会话合作原则的角度赏析小品《不差钱》《不差钱》是一部以人际沟通和合作为主题的小品，通过一个有趣的情节引发观众的共鸣并传达出积极向上的价值观。

小品以两个生活极端相遇的情景打开序幕。

一边是拥有无限财富的大富豪，另一边是在基本生活需求上都难以满足的小商贩。

两者在生活事务中缺乏沟通和合作，而在这部小品中却通过一系列愉快的互动实现了目的。

整个小品通过一系列场景构建了人际沟通和合作原则。

首先是信息的共享和扶持原则，小商贩在卖蔬菜时，大富豪掏出一张百倍于小商贩给出售价的钞票，此举惊讶了小商贩。

这里大富豪通过自己丰厚的财富，帮助小商贩升级他的思维意识，明确了自身生意的价值与水平。

同时，他还在协商过程中积极地分享了自己的信息和经验，帮助小商贩了解了自己的缺陷并帮助他加强自身的竞争力。

这一幕深刻的展示出信息共享与正向扶持在互助合作中担任至关重要的角色。

其次是相互理解与关照原则。

在随后的场景中，小商贩通过了解到大富豪的实际需求，意识到他对车辆的依赖，于是便将自己所有的蔬菜都算给了大富豪，热心的为他解决了交通费的问题和丰盛的晚餐双管齐下。

在这一幕的情景中，既突出了相互理解和关照的重要性，也将这一系列的行为归于相互沟通下的成果。

最后是合作精神的体现原则。

在小品的最后，大富豪与小商贩一起挤车。

尽管不是那么舒适，但他成功地证明了财富毫无关系。

在小商贩遇到困难的时候，大富豪帮他度过最难关。

小商贩与大富豪也同时体现了合作精神，两人互相配合，共同化解危机。

他们在克服重重困难过程中，体现了共同努力并取得成功的好处。

这一幕无疑是在向观众传递合作的力量和价值，只有团结协作，在生活中才能不断创造出更为理想的结果。

总之，通过在故事中勾勒出合作的原则，小品《不差钱》充分诠释了人际关系在生活与事业中起到的至关重要的作用，深入而有魅力的生动地展现了思想的升华。

同时，充分体现了小商贩需要帮助与大富豪的态度完美融合，呈现出在逆境中合作与共赢的精神，使观众对于小品的思想其深刻程度和意外性产生深刻的感触。

适合初二学生表演的英语话剧

适合初二学生表演的英语话剧《麦琪的礼物》双语剧本：Mon.:Tomorrow will be Christmas. But Della feels very sad. Because she has no money to buy a present for her husband , Jim . She has only one dollar and eighty-seven cents . They have only 20 dollars a week, it doesn't leave much for saving.旁白：明天是圣诞节，但是德拉觉得很难过，因为她无钱为她丈夫吉姆买一份圣诞礼物，她只有1.87美元，他们一个月只有20美元的收入，那很难再从中省钱了。

In fact, Della and Jim have two possessions in which they both take very great pride. One is Jim's gold watch, which has been his father's and his grandfather's. The other is Della's long beautiful hair.事实上，德拉和吉姆有两件让他们引以为豪的宝贝，一件是吉姆的金表，那是从他祖父和父亲那里留传下来的，还有一件是德拉那一头棕发，又长又美丽。

D: Life is so hard for me. Though I saved the money for many months , I still have only one dollar and eighty seven cents.德拉：生活对我来说很困难，虽然我很多个月以前就开始存钱了，我仍然只有1.87美元。

D: I—- I—- I have to have my hair cut and sold it . In that way I can get some money and I can buy a beautiful present for Jim.德拉：我……我……我不得不剪了头发去卖掉，那样我就能得到一些钱去买礼物给吉姆了。

初中英语搞笑话剧剧本

初中英语搞笑话剧剧本第一幕开场白旁白：Long long ago there lived a beautiful princess, and there is a big family. But the hostess died. Her son is handsome and goodness. Her husband married another wife. The stepmotheris very cruel to the son. One day their King will hold a ball and choose a prince for his daughter.B: Girls in the other side look at me, look at me, look at me …I am David, handsome and cool. I try my best to loose my weight for this ball. This is my photo three days ago.C: I am rich and humor. Look at my snow-white teeth, because I use the famous toothpaste---Peer.A: Oh, Can I go to the ball?B and C: No!B: Look at yourself. The clothes are so bad and dirty.C: Yes, yes.B: Your hair …（用手拨几下）C: What a mass!B: Your faceC: Black and dirty, you seemed like a frog.（B拿出青蛙的.照片）B: How can you go to meet the beautiful princess?Stepmother: OK, children, let’s go!C: Mum, what about him?Stepmother: You, just stay at home to do some housework.A: But, Mum, I want to go there.Stepmother: Oh, OK.B and C: Mum, why do you take him? Don’t you think he will loose our face?Finally, they go without A.第二幕仙女下凡A: Why Why Why I can’t go to join that ball.Fairy: Ahh, my poor child! What things make you so sad?A: The beautiful princess will held a ball, but mystepmot her and my brothers don’t let me go there.Fairy: My good boy, let me help you. (拿出一套礼服)A:（喜出望外，准备去参加舞会。

赵本山小品《不差钱》四人剧本

赵本山小品《不差钱》四人剧本小品源于生活，高于生活，适度夸张，事例典型，这是成功小品的要领。

赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的饭店，苏格兰调情毛毛：你念反了，苏格兰情调，这家老贵了赵本山：带钱了，三万，带包没有啊毛毛：我落在炕上了赵本山：给你办事，还落在炕上了毛毛：兜里才70多元赵本山：我还有400毛毛：也不够啊赵本山：够不够都可以的赵本山：服务员小沈阳：对不起大爷，我们是高档酒店，不收农产品赵本山：我们是吃饭的，姑娘这顿饭很重要的小沈阳：你管谁叫姑娘，我是纯爷们赵本山：怎么穿裙子小沈阳：也不是裙子，这是七分裤，这有腿的，着急穿错了，我说走路怎么不方便赵本山：那条腿留给别人穿，小伙子我跟你说，今天请重要的客人，你一定要招待好小沈阳：没有问题赵本山：你们这个酒店，如果要吃一顿饭，要多少钱。

最贵的要点上要吃多少钱小沈阳：要一、二万元赵本山：是否有这样的情况，今天吃饭明天来结帐小沈阳：打白条赵本山：不是打白条，给你小费小沈阳：大爷，你太帅了赵本山：客人来了，我点菜的时候你要给我兜着，我要点贵菜小沈阳：我就说没有赵本山：你太明白了毛毛：爷爷，我饿了小沈阳：78元一碗赵本山：这么贵小沈阳：苏格兰打鲁面赵本山：先来一碗鲁子，一会儿星光大道的毕老师来了，你要给我争脸，这是人生最好的机会，爷爷培养你四十多年了毛毛：爷爷我才多大赵本山：我培养你爸多少年，你爸是半成品，都成了文化站长，你要有信心毛毛：洪湖水，一浪比一浪强，我要把我爹打在沙滩上小沈阳：鲁子来了毛毛：爷爷有一点咸了小沈阳：给你搞一碗白开水小沈阳：你不是谁吗，你是那个主角，不是的，白岩松不是的，老毕，你是毕老师吗毕老师来了，快来人啊，一会儿该跑了赵本山：干什么，吵什么啊，让狼咬了吗?小沈阳：毕老师给我照个相吗?毕福剑：我找莲花县文化站长赵铁柱的爹赵本山：我是赵铁柱的爹，你找对了毕福剑：爹，对了赵本山：县布置的很隆重，布一个大厅，一个大房间，一个大照片放在中间，周围都是花毕福剑：老哥，花都是什么颜色赵本山：白的，黄的都有的。

英语小品剧本-《不差钱》英文版

小品：“不差钱”（2009年中央电视台春节联欢晚会节目）Got the Money Anyway（舞台上是一个餐厅的背景，写着：“苏格兰情调”。

本山大叔穿着中山装，身上背着一串蒜头，手上拿着野鸡，拉着毛毛上场。

Yadar Here we are. 毛毛：到了。

Uncle Zhao It's the most expensive restrant in Tieling:苏格兰调情~~~赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的一家饭店。

这不，苏格兰调情（tiáo qíng）。

Yadar You got it wrong –苏格兰情调！！毛毛：爷爷，你念反了，苏格兰情调（qíng diào）。

Uncle Zhao 情调（qíng diào）All right, . We're gonna have our meal here anyway. 赵本山：啊，情调？就搁这儿吃。

Yadar But it's very expensive. 毛毛：爷爷，这家老贵的啦。

Uncle Zhao So what? We've got the money, 30,000 yuan. Where's the bag?赵本山：贵？咱带钱了，带三万多块，那包呢？Yadar What bag? 毛毛：我没拿包啊。

英语口语考试话剧表演

第一幕歌曲：When I was just a little girl,I asked my mother, What will I be?Will I be pretty, will I be rich?Here is what she said to me:Que sera, serawhatever will be, will be .The future is not our to seeQue sera seraWhat will be, will be旁白: When they are youngLuo: Good morning. Boys and girls.Chen, Tian, LN, LX: Good morning .Miss luo.Luo: Today I’d like to talk about the future with you .Take the example of my own ,now my life have been nearly in half ,I hope after my retirement ,I could sit under the sunset ,drinking a cup of tea ,reading a piece of newspaper . What a beautiful scene. Now it’s your turn, tell me what kind of future you’d like to have.LX: I want to be a spy.Luo: Why?LX: Because I worship James Bond very much .He is so cool. Perhaps I will marry another spy, then we may become the new generation of Smith.Luo: That’s so cool .Anyone else?LN: Me. I wanna be a person who can go to any place as long as he likes .If I feel hot, I would go to Mercury and take a bath. If I’m hungry, I would go to Mars and have roast beef. If I were dead, I would bury my body on Pluto. If I….Luo: How rich your imagination is. But a bit realistic. Anyone else? What about you, Avril?T: I haven’t put much thought in it .In my opinion, as long as we are happy everyday ,that’s enough .Luo：That’s a good idea .Happy is the most important. What about you, Winnie?C: If I say out my thought, please don’t laugh at me.Luo: Of course not.C: I want to have ten children.T, LN, LX: Oh, my god. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my lady gaga.Luo: Quite, quite .please.C: So that we can make up a football team .My father often feel sad after watching a football game .Luo: Oh, maybe your family will be the hope of our Chinese football team .haha. Children, just remember, the future is yours to shape, you should get involved and , hold fast to your dreams. 旁白：Hold fast to dreams.For if dreams die.Life is a broken winged bird.That can not fly.Hold fast to dreams.For when dreams go.Life is a barren field.Frozen with snow.When we were young, we all would love to dream and imagine the future of ourselves . That’s a sweet thing.Childhood should be full of innocence and keep it in mind forever.第二幕歌曲第二部分旁白：When they grow up .LX: Have you heard a rise in prices?LN: Yeah. You can’t image that only one kilo cabbage cost meten dollars.T；I’m afraid I also have a complaint to make .I took 100 dollars to go shopping, but when I went to the supermarket ,I found 100 dollars meant nothing .C: Look at my coat .（LN trying to touch Chen’s new coat）No touching .you know, it cost me five thousand dollars. That is to say, I spent my salary of a month .Excuse me, I gonna a bathroom.Luo: Hi, guys. I’m sorry I’m late. Please forgive me .(luo is coming with a bag)LX（in a low voice）：you’re always late .LN: What’s in your bag?Luo；Guess what’s in it? Dang…dang …dang…A new coat .I only spent ten thousand dollars in buying it .It’s really a great deal . It’s a limited production of Channel .look….(luo转着身试衣服，Winnie从洗手间出来，与罗相遇。

神笔马良英文剧本(小学版)

神笔马良剧本旁白：Once upon a time,there was a little child Who loved painting very much.He was too poor to buy a paintbrush.马良：I'm very tired after working,It's time to rest, oh If I can get a real paintbrush.that's amazing!老者：Ma Liang. you are Ma Liang.what a nice boy!This paintbrush is for you.You must keep it well and draw pictures for poor people .please remember!马良：I didn＇t sleep soundly.I was dreaming.Ah! A paintbrush !Is the dream true?The mortal Taoist priest ,Where is he? Is it a dream or not?农女玩伴①：Maliang ！are you ready?We are waiting for you.Let's go and cut firewood together！农女玩伴②：Maliang. Why don't you go out?农女玩伴①：Yes.Let＇s go now！Why are you still here Ma liang?Look! A paintbrush!Where is it from?马良:It's almost dawn马良：I had a dream！A mortal Taoist priest gave me a paintbrush. He told me I must draw pictures for poor people. When I woke up i the morning The paintbrush is here。

5人英语话剧剧本范文大全

5人英语话剧剧本范文大全第一篇：5人英语话剧剧本5人英语话剧剧本-Yes Means No(似是而非)Teddy Lawson is going to marry Edith Merrill and he asks his father, wson, to finance his honeymoon.However, Teddy's father wants him to learn to say NO first because Teddy always says YES to everyone who makes a request.They make a deal that wson will give Teddy one hundred dollars for every time Teddy says NO in half an hour, but if Teddy says YES just once, Teddy forfeits every wson's secretary, Miss Collins, will make the strict account of every NO.In order to have a nice honeymoon, Teddy tries hard to carry out his father's orders and answer NO as many as possible to everything asked, even though he is running the risks of breaking his father's deal with T.J.Morgan and losing his own sweet heart,Edith Merrill...TEDDY:(Coming to his father's desk L.)Dad, there's something I want to tell WSON: Oh, is that so!What is it?TEDDY: Well, Dad, I've just proposed to Edith Merrill and she's accepted WSON: Going to get married, eh? When do you intend doing this?TEDDY: Right away.That's why I wanted to see you, and of course I know you'll finance the WSON: Oh...I will, will I?(Pounds desk, rises and comes to Teddy C.)I'll tell you that I'm ashamed of you.You haven't any backbone...you can't say NO!I left you in charge of my business last week just to see how you'd conduct it.And you did great.Ha!...If I'd stayed away another week, you'd have ruined me(Strolls up C.)TEDDY: I did the best I could!LAWSON: Then you'd make a fine business man.(Comingdown C.)The most essential thing in a business man's life is to be able to say “NO.” At all times NO.Especially in a credit business like mine.But you said YES to everyone who asked for extra time.(Takes a few steps L.)TEDDY: But they always cried to me and I just couldn't say “no.”LAWSON: Well, you'll learn to say “no” before I finance any honeymoon.(Lawson is below desk L.Phone rings, Lawson turns to his desk, grabs phone quickly and sits down.)Lawson talking...!(Listens a second.)NO！!I...said...NO.(Listens again.)Then I'll foreclose.That's final..NO!(Lawson hangs up receiver.Turns to Teddy.)That's how I make my money..being able to say NO..NO..NO.(Pounds desk with each “No!” Rises and comes to Teddy C.)And that's the way I want my son to be before he shoulders the responsibility of marriage.TEDDY: Well, give me another chance, Dad...and I'll try to make WSON:(He sneers the last word and takes a stroH up C.)Do you mean it?TEDDY: You betl doLAWSON:(Coming down L of Teddy.)TEDDY: All right...I'll give you another chance.You want money for a honeymoon?...Very well!You take charge of this office while I go to lunch and I'll give you one hundred dollars for every time you say WSON: One hundred dollars?TEDDY: Right!Do you think you can do it? LAWSON: I'll try.TEDDY:(Crosses R to Miss Collins.)Miss Collins, I want you to remain in this office with my son while I'm gone.You can sit at my desk.(Miss Collins doesn't move immediately.)NOW!(She jumps and crosses stage.)COLLINS: Yes, sir!LAWSON:(Crosses L.)And I don't want you to leave it for a second.Understand?(Miss Collins nods.)And I want you to keep strict account of every time my son says NO.But remember, if heanswers YES just once...he forfeits every “NO.”(Turning to Teddy.)Are you on? TEDDY: Yes.(He realizes what he has said and clasps hand over his mouth.)LAWSON:(Crossing R to door, taking coat and hat from hall-tree.)Very well.You'll be in charge here for one-half hour...(Looks at watch.)Now remember...not one “Yes.”...It must be “NO” to everything.(Lawson exits and slams door.)(Teddy stands for a second smiling.Phone rings, and he rushes across stage to phone on desk L, and picking it up shouts into it.TEDDY: NO..POSITIVELY NO!(Hangs up.Strolls across stage, grinning at Miss Collins, who is amazed.)That's two...put them down.COLLINS:(Writing.)Yes, sir.(Phone rings.Teddy grabs it again, while Miss Collins warns him to be careful.)You better hear who it is, sir.It may be important.TEDDY: Hello?(Repeating what is said to him.)Is wson in? NO!Do I mind speaking for him? NO!What?...NO!COLLINS:(Rising and pleading.)Don't you think you'd better hang up, sir?TEDDY:(To Miss Collins.)No.Put them all down...there were five of them.(Into phone.)No, no, no!(Raising three fingers to Miss Collins.)I wasn't talking to you...I was talking to wson's secretary.What? No!I should worry? No!(Hangs ughing heartily at his results so far.)COLLINS:(Fearfully.)Aren't you going a little too far, sir?TEDDY: No!There's another.Are you keeping strict account of them?(Crosses to desk L.)How many are there?COLLINS: Just...just thirteen, sir.TEDDY:(Taking C and dancing a step.)Thirteen, eh? COLLINS: But isn't that an unlucky number, sir?TEDDY: No!That makes fourteen!(Teddy crosses to desk R.)Well, that's a trip to California, anyway.(Phone rings.But thistime Miss Collins gets it first.)COLLINS: Hullo? Just a second, please.(Now to Teddy in a whisper.)It's T.J.Morgan to see your father.TEDDY: No!COLLINS: Shall I tell him to come back?TEDDY: No!COLLINS: But he wants to know if he can see wson? TEDDY: Tell him NO!(Emphatically.Crosses R.)COLLINS:(Into phone.)No!(Hangs up.)TEDDY:(Enjoying it all immensely.)Add three more to the list.How many is that now?(Teddy crosses to desk L.)(At this point T.J.Morgan rushes into room unceremoniously.)MORGAN: What's the idea of telling me I can't see Lawson? Is he in?(Comes C as Teddy circles below him to R.)TEDDY: No!(Miss Collins keeps marking every “no.”)MORGAN:(Turning to Miss Collins L.)Then who said Lawson wouldn't see me? Was it you?(Mill Collins starts to answer but Teddy butts in.)TEDDY: No!(Hoists a finger for Miss Collins to get the additional “no” on the record.)MORGAN:(Turning back to Teddy R.)Oh, then it was you? TEDDY:(Gulping.)No!MORGAN:(Confused.)Then who was it? Was there anybody else in the office? TEDDY: No!MORGAN: Can't you say anything but “NO-O-O!?” TEDDY:(Imitating his dragged out “No.”)“NO-O-O!”MORGAN:(Waving his hand in disgust.)You're a silly ass...Will you deny that? TEDDY: For a hundred dollars?..NO!(Signals Miss Collins to add it on the list.)MORGAN: You're impossible.You tell him that T.J.Morgan was here to see him about that lumber deal.He likes to make moneythe same as everybody, doesn't he? TEDDY: Why...er..NO!MORGAN: What?(He shakes his finger in Teddy's face.)Do you mean to tell me he's not interested in that lumber deal any more?(Miss Collins tries to speak.Morgan turns to her quickly.)Were you going to say something? TEDDY: No..Shefifteen-TEDDY: Don't skip any.COLLINS: Just forty-six, sir.TEDDY:(Excitedly, taking stage.)Forty-six? Why, it'll be a trip around the world.I must make it an even fifty.(Offstage R, Lawson's voice is heard in warm argument.)LAWSON: You just come in here with me.We'll see what this is all about.(He enters swiftly, followed by Edith and Mr.Morgan.They surround T eddy who has sneaked to C, half frightened.)Now Miss Merrill, ask him before me.EDITH:(Half crying.)Didn't you tell me your father paid you to break off our engagement? TEDDY: NO!(She staggers back amazed.) MORGAN: When I asked you about the lumber deal, what did you say? TEDDY: NO!LAWSON:(Coming toward Teddy and shaking his fist.)Don't you know any better than that? TEDDY: NO!(Calling to Miss Collins on opposite side.)That makes fifty！!LAWSON:(Bewildered)What's the idea?TEDDY: The idea is that I've carried out your orders...I haven't said one...(Catches himself.)what you said not to WSON:(Shaking fist in Teddy's face.)Do you think I'm a complete idiot? TEDDY: No!(T o Miss Collins.)There's another one...put it WSON:(To Miss Collins.)Don't you DARE put that down.I've had enough of this.MORGAN:(Approaching Lawson L, and brushing Teddy aside.)I think I understand it all now.It was WSON: Absolutely!(Going to door R with Morgan.)We'll talk it over at the club tonight.(Morgan exits R.)TEDDY:(Meeting his father C, and grasping his coat lapel.)Make a check for me...for five thousand dollars.Fifty “No's,” you WSON:(Crossing to desk L.)How could anyone say fifty “No's” in fifteen minutes? Imagine what I could do in an hour.My middle name is WSON: All right, I'm the goat.I'll give you the check.Then use some of that speed in getting out of here.(He turns to desk L, and sees Miss Collins seated at it.)Well, what are you doing at my desk?COLLINS:(Rising, frightened.)Why, you told me to sit here, sir.Shall I go to my own desk, sir? LAWSON:(Shouting.)YES!(Miss Collins crosses R, to her own desk.)TEDDY:(Crossing to his father's desk.)Did I hear you say YES? LAWSON: NO!(Writes in checkbook.)EDITH:(Coming to Teddy C.)Oh, Teddy, I see it all now.“No” meant “Yes”..when you said “no.”TEDDY: “No”..“Yes”...wait...When I said “No”...when I said...I...(Conflised.)Oh, I only know we are going on a honeymoon.(They kiss and embrace.)LAWSON:(Rises with check in hand and comes C.)Here's your check.I made it out for ten thousand instead of five, because ten will take you farther away and keep you away longer.TEDDY:(Taking check and looking at it.)Why, Dad!You're wonderful..you're marvelous..you're...(Changing tone.)IS IT GOOD?(Father swells with satisfaction on praise, but turns furiously on last line.)Well, come on, darling.Good-bye, Dad...(They both start for door R.)(T eddy catches hand of Edith who waits for him in door R, and they plunge off happily together.)(Lawson and Miss Collins stare after them, Miss Collins chuckling with delight.)The End第二篇：英语话剧剧本Have you finished packing？情景一Mike :Hi, we are going to take advantage ofour two weeks vacation to have a relaxed trip.So where do you want to go for our trip?Mina :Awesome!I am looking forward to going to London.!we are going to take advantage of the beautiful London’s scenery in the winter and have a” winter date week”Dave : Oh, that sounds nice!London is always extremelypretty this time of year.I just love it!Mike: Nice , but this long distance trip is starting to wear me down.I amthinking that we’d do a little hiking.No matter where we gobut there is a really nice trail about five hour away from our house.It’s through the woods and so I’m sure it will look beautiful.Mina: Oh ,brother, You know that London is the place where I really want to go.I had read online that it was a decent place ,an d I can’t forget how beautiful that is!Dave : I agree with Mina.We have two weeks vacation not two days, sowe should have a long trip.Mike: Ok, ok, I guess I’ll agree to that , but only on one condition.市销话剧第二组Mina and Dave: what’s that?Mike: I want take some beautiful photos in this vacation ,so you must promisethat there are many beautiful sceneriesin the place where we go for trip.Mina: London is home to some of the most iconic attractions in the word from historic landmarks such as the Tower of London to more recent constructions likes the London Eye.So there is no need to worry about that.Dave: I believe that you will be snapping away like crazy.So we will go to London.情景二Mike : what should we prepare for our trip? We should make a plan before we start packing.Mina :Sounds like a good idea.Weshould get the tourist visa and book plane tickets.Dave :Oh ,dear, How about my plants and dog?Mike : Don’t worry ,how about give our house key to Haining Zhang, and she will take care of our house when we out.Mina : That sounds great.What’s more don’t forget to unplug TV and electrical stuff.Mike :So I will call Haining zhang.But where is my cell phone?市销话剧第二组Oh, my cell phone!I lost my cell phone!Dave :The kitchen.It’s in the kitchen.I saw it this morning.Mike :I get it.Ta-dahMina and Dave are packing.Haining: Hi, Mike ,this is Haining Zhang, how are you ? Mike : I am fine ,and you ?Haining: I am fine , anythingalse?Mike : Dear, we well have a two weeks trip, could you take care of our house in that time.Haining : Ok, no problem.What can I do for you?Mike : Could you water my plants and feed my dog? I don’t want to put the dog in the kennel.Haining : Sure, it’s my pleasure.Have you finished packing? Mike : yeah , I have finished everything.Dave and Mina ar e packing now.these two they’re never prepared.Mina : Oh my god, where is my wallet!I can’t find it anywhere.Mike Bathroom.Mina : Are you sure? So strange.(hold up he wallet)I get it.Dave : Where is the tourist visa and tickets, and do you know where I put it ?市销话剧第二组Mike : Here, on the table.Dave get it.Mina :Mike!we’ll be late!Let’s go!Haining :Have a great trip!Mina ,Mike ,Dave, Bye , Haining.Mike : Does everyone have everything?Mina , Dave: Yep!Mike , Let’s go!情景三Dave :I don’t remember where I p ut the tourist visa and plane tickets.Mike: Oh ,no!there are only one hour left.Dave : Let me think, oh ,there it is ,I put it on the dresser.Mike ,Mina : what a relief!now ,London here come!市销话剧第二组第三篇：英语话剧剧本英语话剧剧本在一个鸟语花香的一个早上，站长一如既往地坐在办公室，一边翘着二郎腿，一边单手拿起一本咖啡喝。

不差钱台词

不差钱台词篇一：赵本山小品《不差钱》经典台词日语版 2009 年央视春晚上的一个小品《不差钱》不仅让全国人民捧腹大笑，而且还捧红了赵本山的徒弟小沈阳！接下来我们就来回顾一下这让人笑哭了的经典台词日文版！人最痛苦的事是人死了钱没花完。

人の一生で一番つらいのは、死ぬまでに金を使い切らなっかたこと。

——小沈阳人最最最痛苦的事是人活着钱没了。

人の一生で一番つらいのは、生きている間に金がなくなってしまうこと。

——赵本山人的一生很短暂，有的时候跟睡觉是一样的，眼睛一闭，一挣，一天过去了，好~~~~眼睛一闭，不挣，这辈子就过去了，好~~~~~ 人の一生は非常に短く、時には睡眠と同じで、目を閉じたりあけたりしているうちに一日が終り、目を閉じてあけなくなら一生が終わる。

——小沈阳早道日语网校国内最大的日语直播网校，随时随地，快学快用关注早道日语微信号:izaodao 或早道日语（蓝色头像）关注早道日语微信编辑“文库”两字发送，即可获得：2 天开口说日语精品课原价：99 篇二：经典小品剧本之-- 不差钱经典小品剧本之-- 不差钱赵本山：到了毛毛：到了赵本山：这就是铁岭最贵的饭店这不苏格兰调情毛毛：爷你念反了那苏格兰情调，赵本山：啊情调哈就各这吃毛毛：爷这家老贵了吧赵本山：贵咱带钱了嘛带三万多呢那包呢毛毛：我没拿包啊赵本山：装钱那包黄包毛毛：完~~完了让我落在炕上了赵本山：你说你这孩子还能办点事不你说这给你办事落在炕上了还兜都还有钱没毛毛：兜多少钱还才 70 多块元赵本山：我还有 400 行了够了毛毛：那也不能够啊 1 / 12赵本山：哎呀够不够就这样吧进来赵本山：服务员小沈阳：对不起大爷我们这是高档酒店不收农副产品赵本山：不是我们是吃饭的小沈阳：哎妈呀吃饭的啊赵本山：不像吗小沈阳：不太像赵本山：我说姑娘啊这顿饭非常重要小沈阳：哎妈呀你管谁叫姑娘呢人家是是纯爷们赵本山：那怎么还这么个打扮呢这还还穿个裙子呢小沈阳：这是按我们苏格兰风格包装的再说了也不是裙子啊这是七分裤吗没看这有腿的嘛,哈 ………… 妈呀着急穿跑偏了哎妈呀我说走道咋没有裆呢 …… 赵本山：行啦那条腿留明儿个穿哎呀小伙子我跟你说呀今天我要请一位重要客人吃饭小沈阳：是吗赵本山：你一定要招待好啊小沈阳：啊没问题赵本山：来来来我问问你这个你们这个酒店如果要激头白脸吃一顿得多少钱啊小沈阳：这咋还吃急眼了呢赵本山：不是我意思是就是最贵的都点上小沈阳：得一两万吧赵本山：一一两万啊那啥有没有那种情况今儿个吃完了明儿个来结帐的小沈阳：打白条啊赵本山：不是不是打白条不差钱有钱小沈阳：啥意思啊？赵本山：小费小沈阳：唉妈呀大爷你真敞亮你太帅了赵本山：给一百块钱还帅跟你说这不白给啊一会客人到了你一定要给足我面子明白吗我到点菜的时候你得替我兜着点小沈阳：咋兜啊? 赵本山：既把面子给了但是呢又不能花的太狠我要点贵菜小沈阳：我就说……没有呗？赵本山：哎呀妈呀你也太厉害了来来来拿点儿毛毛：都给你了赵本山：再给你三十来小沈阳：我给你兜明白儿的啊~ 赵本山：谢谢你啊 2 / 12小沈阳：放心吧毛毛：爷我有点饿了赵本山：饿了来碗面条小沈阳：78 元一碗赵本山：啥面啊这么贵呀小沈阳：苏格兰打卤面赵本山：那个……是不是卤子贵呀小沈阳：卤不要钱赵本山：啊那你来碗卤子先尝尝咸淡快去快去小沈阳：妈没能么上过呀赵本山：那是我没来我要来了你早就这么上了还去吧去吧小沈阳：这老爷子我要说面条不要钱还要面条了呢还赵本山：来站起来跟你说啊一会儿星光大道的毕老师来了你一定要给我争点脸好不这是人生最好的一次机会知道吗爷爷培养你都已经四十多年了毛毛：爷我才多大儿啊赵本山：我还培养你爸 30 多年呢对不你爸那是个半成品我都培养成文化站站长了你一定要超过他有决心没毛毛：有赵本山：表下决心毛毛：我指定洪湖水浪打浪长江后浪推前浪一浪更比一浪强把我爹拍在沙滩上赵本山：有志向小沈阳：哎来了赵本山：来先把这卤子喝了孩子饿了鸭蛋：哎呀爷有点咸了赵本山：没事咸了整碗水去。

英语小品翻译（共5篇）

英语小品翻译（共5篇）第一篇：英语小品翻译你好，每个人这里。

这是一个故事关于diao-chan。

现在我想去介绍都字符为你。

第一角色diao-chan，雌英雄在这个玩。

这是wang-yun，diao-chan的父亲。

我们的可爱士兵。

一个粗野男子，dong-zhuo。

最后最大的战斗机在我们的故事，lyu-bu，一般柳留流溜类。

现在让的开始我们的故事。

说书人:先生，男孩和女孩，现在一起来，享受我的节目。

今天我要告诉大人去了你一个story--一个故事关于diao-chan，一个奇妙美女;爱的故事;一个故事关于不愿，一个故事关于忠诚和辜负。

一些1500年前，它最后汉朝的政权。

在一个静湖午夜，wang-yun，首相时间，在担心他的国家的关于未来。

Act 1 地点：王允家人物：王允，貂禅王允:现在那些有雄心的朝臣开始争夺权力，利润和影响。

（心里独白）王允:但是有的星期六下午因为dong-zhou的养子，lyu-bu。

他最大的战斗机自从，会保护他的父亲!我的主，我该怎么办?(说完王很心痛得走，貂禅出现，双手合十，默默祈祷）貂禅:(叹息)[我的主，请帮助我的父亲出。

[王允听到了声音,循声而去.] 貂禅:从我时候开始三我的父亲wang-yun已经治疗了我就像他的自己的女儿!它的时间就我来说偿还他的仁慈。

，…王允:你在干什么，我亲爱的?(王允走了一圈，发现貂）貂禅:健康…我有个主意对如何杀dong-zhou。

wang-yun:哦，那的伟大!然而…… 貂禅:然而爸，那是我们唯一的方式!wang-yun:但是……diao-chan:[diao-chan点头她头，同一个公司，决心的表达在她的脸。

别担心!就相信我。

爸。

让的来你们那一套开始。

Wang-yun：[深深吐了一口气，缓缓地道出]O---KAct 2 地点：王允家人物：王允，貂蝉，吕布，董卓，士兵说书人:，据diao-chan所说的计划，wang-yun邀请了两者都lyu-bu，dong-zhou分别他的房子。

“不差钱”“人情债，我肉偿了”英文咋说09十大网络流行语英文版（图）

“不差钱不差钱”“”“”“人情债人情债人情债，，我肉偿了我肉偿了””英文咋说英文咋说? 09? 09十大网络流行语英文版十大网络流行语英文版((图)这是一个充满无限可能的时代，也是一个网络推动的时代。

岁末将至，盘点2009年中出现的每一句网络流行语，无一不与我们的生活息息相关；细读每一个网络流行语诙谐和无厘头的背后，无一不是对现实问题的最理性的思考。

1. 1. 不差钱不差钱不差钱Money is not a problem.Money is not a problem.出处：2009年央视春晚，赵本山、小沈阳等演出了小品《不差钱》。

几乎一夜之间，二人转演员小沈阳连同小品中的多句经典台词，红遍大江南北。

入选理由：赵本山的小品历年来都不乏经典台词，这次有了小沈阳的加盟，语录更是经典。

春晚过后，老百姓去餐馆点菜，和餐馆服务员之间最常见的对白就是“这个真没有”，“这个可以有”“咱不差钱”。

2. 2. 哥抽的不是烟哥抽的不是烟哥抽的不是烟，，是寂寞是寂寞！！What brother is smoking is not a cigarette, but loneliness!What brother is smoking is not a cigarette, but loneliness!出处：7月初，在百度贴吧里突然有人发了一张一名非主流男子吃面的图片，图片配文“哥吃的不是面，是寂寞”。

之后一发不可收拾，有网友相继模仿“哥×的不是×，是寂寞”的句式，“哥上的不是网，是寂寞”、“哥爱的不是你，是寂寞”……入选理由：今年，“寂寞体”成为很多人的MSN、QQ 签名，仿佛什么事情都可以化作“寂寞”两个字，它折射出现代人需要抚慰的心灵。

寂寞是一种病，我们都在寻找治愈它的药片。

3. 3. 贾君鹏你妈妈喊你回家吃饭贾君鹏你妈妈喊你回家吃饭贾君鹏你妈妈喊你回家吃饭！！Jia Junpeng, your mother wants you to go home to have some food.Jia Junpeng, your mother wants you to go home to have some food.出处：贾君鹏只是个网络虚拟人物，但是在2009年7月16日百度贴吧里的魔兽世界吧里，一个只有标题《贾君鹏，你妈妈喊你回家吃饭！》的空帖，短短几个小时就被390617名网友浏览，引来超过1.7万条回复，并在接下来的一天时间内吸引了710万点击和30万的回复。

英语剧本不差钱

《不差钱》英文剧本（片段）小沈阳：我知道大爷不差钱。

我的意思，毕老师好容易来一回，咱吃喝不能在乎钱，大爷。

你看我今年岁数小，但是我总结了，人这一生其实可短暂了，有时候一想，跟睡觉是一样一样的。

眼睛一闭，一睁，一天过去了；眼睛一闭，不睁，这辈子就过去了。

毕福剑：小伙子，精辟。

赵本山：精辟啥，他是屁精。

小沈阳：大爷，我没别的意思。

赵本山：你啥意思？小沈阳：我的意思，人不能把钱看得太重了。

钱乃身外之物。

人生最痛苦的事情，你知道是什么？赵本山：嗯？小沈阳：人死了，钱没花了。

赵本山：人这一生最最痛苦的事，你知道是什么吗？小沈阳：啥呀？赵本山：是人活着呢，钱没了。

不差钱，放心吧，啊。

把菜好好做上。

小沈阳：哎，好嘞。

赵本山：这孩子。

小沈阳：这一天......这也太抠了。

赵本山：他姥爷，这菜呢，得做一会儿。

你看看丫蛋来了，这孩子从小就是一身的艺术细菌哪。

毕福剑：艺......艺术细胞。

赵本山：给看看，能不能上你的大道。

毕福剑：她......赵本山：才艺，那是了不得。

毕福剑：老哥，我弄明白了，你今天截我到这儿来，就是为了让您孙女上我们《星光大道》。

赵本山：可不是嘛，它有这么个关系。

毕福剑：哦，那她都......会点什么？赵本山：来吧，给姥爷表示表示。

服务员，拿麦克。

有卡拉OK的麦克吗？拿来。

站好了。

Shenyang This I know, sir, but with Mr. Bi here, perhaps only for once, can't you stop being so stingy? I am still young, but I see life can be so very short, it sometimes is much the same as taking a sleep. Eyes closed, eyes opened, and a whole day is over. Eyes closed but never opened again - then your whole life is over.CCTV Man That`s wit! / What a master of wit!Uncle Zhao Not wit, he's a waiter. / To me, he jus' stings like shit! Shenyang I didn't mean to offend you, sir.Uncle Zhao Then whut did you mean?Shenyang One shouldn't set too much stock on money. What good can it do, really? The most scary part of it all, sir, is to die leaving your money unused.Uncle Zhao Whut's more scary...Shenyang Yeah?Uncle Zhao ... is to be left living with you' money gone. Don't worry, boy. If you play your part well, I'll pay you well.Shenyang Do as you please.Uncle Zhao Go ahead.Shenyang(to himself) What a day... just too stingy.(Shenyang exits again.)Uncle Zhao(to CCTV Man) Preparin' the dishes would take s'me time, sir. Here's Yadar, my granddaughter. They all call her Yadar. She started showin' promise to be art'ritis when very young.CCTV Man You mean an artist.Uncle Zhao Please test her to see whether she's good enough for you' Broadway.CCTV Man Can she...Uncle Zhao Whut can she do, right? No problem!CCTV Man Now I see. You got me stuck here so your granddaughter can get into my program.Uncle Zhao Oh yeah, that's it.CCTV Man What exactly can she do?Uncle Zhao Yadar, show Grandpa Bi whut you can do. Waiter, give us a mike for a Karaoke show.(Shenyang enters for a third time.)Uncle Zhao(to Yadar) Stand over there.。

高级英语话剧Blackmail台词

Blackmail(paragraphy14—109)Ogilvie: now then, you two was in the hit-’n-run.Duchess: what are you talking about?Ogilvie: don’t play games, lady. This is for real.(拿烟，咬烟头) you saw the papers. There’s been plenty on radio, too.Duchess: (脸红)what you are suggesting is the most dis’gusting,ri’diculous…Ogilvie: I told you –cut it out! (拿烟在公爵鼻子下晃了晃)you listen to me, your high-an’-mightiness. This city’s burnin’mad--cops, mayor, everybody else. When they find who done last night, who killed that kid an’its m other, then high-tailed it, they’ll throw the books, and never mind who it hits, or whether they got fancy titles neither. Now I know what I know, and if I do what by rights I should, there’ll be a squad of cops in here so fast you’ll hardly see’em. But I come to you first, in fairness, so’s you could tell your side of it to me.（眨眼变凶）if you want it the other way, just say so.Duchess: (跳起来怒容满面)you unspeakable blackguard! How dare you! Duke: (对Duchess)it’s no go, old girl. I’m afraid. It was a good try.(对Ogilvie) what you accuse us of is ture. I am to blame. I was driving the car and killing the little girl.Ogilvie: that’s more like it.(点烟) now we’re getting somewhere. Duchess: (疲乏的做认输手势，颓然坐回椅子上，双手对握已掩饰颤抖) what is it you know?Ogilvie: well now, I’ll spell it out.(吐眼圈带嘲讽意看Duchess（皱鼻）指向Duke)last night, early on, you went to Lindy’s Place in Irish Bayou, You drove there in your fancy jaguar, and you took a lady friend. Leastways, I guess you’d call he that if you’re not too fussy’(看Duchess咧嘴笑) Duke: (厉声吼) get on with it.Ogilvie: well, the way I hear it, you won a hundred at the tables, then lost it at the bar. You were into a second hundred-with a real swingingparty-when your wife here got there in a taxi.Duke: how would you know all this?Ogilvie: I told you, Ogilvie-I’ve been in this town and this hotel a long time. I got friends all over. I oblige them; they do the same for me, like letting me know what gives, and where. There ain’t much, out of the way, which people who stay in this hotel do, I don’t get to hear about. Most of’em never know I know, or know me. They think they go t their little secret tucked away, and so they have-except like now.Duke: (冷冷地)I see.Ogilvie: one thing I’d like to know. I got a curious nature, ma’am. How’d you figure where he was?Duchess: you know so much… I supposed it doesn’t matter. My husbandhas a habit of making notes while he is telephoning. Afterward he often forgets to destroy them.Ogilvie: (咋舌表责备)a little careless habit like that, Ogilvie-look at the mess it gets you in. well, here’s what I figure about the rest. You an’your wife took off home, you drivin’, though the way things turned out it might have been better if she’d have drove.Duke: my wife doesn’t drive.Ogilvie: (点头表理解) explains that one. Anyway, I reckon you were lickered up, but good…Duchess: then you don’t know! You don’t kno w anything for sure! You can’t possibly prove…Ogilvie: lady, I can prove all I need to.Duke:(规劝Duchess) better let him finish, old girl.Ogilvie: that’s right, just sit an’ listen. Last night I seen you comein-though the basement, so’s not to use the lo bby. Look the right shaken, too, the pair of you, just come in myself, an’I got to wondering why. Like I said, I got a curious nature.Duchess: go on.Ogilvie: late last night the word was out about the hit-’n-run. On a hunch I went over the garage and took a quiet look-see at your car. You maybe don’t know-it’s away in the corner, behind a pillar where the jockeys don’t see it when they’re comin’by.Duke:(舔嘴唇)ｉsuppose that doesn’t matter now.Ogilvie: you might have something there. Anyway, what I found made me do some scouting-across at police headquarters where they know me too.(吸香烟看一眼红烟头) over there they got three things to go on. They got a headlight trim ring which musta come off when the kid an’the woman was hit. They got some headlight glass, and look’in at the kid’s clothin’, they reckon there’ll be a brush trace.Duchess: a what?Ogilvie: you rub clothes against something hard, Duchess, specially if it’s shiny like a car fender, say, an’it leaves a mark the same way as fingerprints.Duke: (像讨论与自己无关紧要的事) that’s interesting, I didn’t know that. Ogilvie: not many do. In this case, though, I reckon it don’t make a lot difference. On your car you got a busted headlight, and the trim ring’s gone. Ain’t any doubt they’d match up, even without the brush trace an’the blood. Oh year,I shoulda told, there’s plenty of blood, though it don’t show too much on the black paint.Duchess:(一手捂脸转过面去)oh, my god!Duke: what do you propose to do?Ogilvie:(搓手低头看手指) like I said, I come to hear your side of it.Duke: (绝望地)what can I possibly say? You know what happened.(作势想挺胸但没成功)you’d better call the police and get it over.Ogilvie: well now, there’s no call for being hasty. What’s done’s been done. Rushing any place ain’t gonna bring back the kid nor its mother neither. Besides, what they’d do to you across at the headquarters, Ogilvie, you wouldn’t like. No sir, you wouldn’t like it at all.(接着说)I was hoping, that you folks could suggest somethingDuke:(狐疑地说) I don’t understand.Duchess: I understand, you want money, don’t you? You came here to blackmail us.Ogilvie: (耸肩)whatever names you call things, ma’am, don’t matter to me. All I come for was to help you people out of trouble. But I got to live too. Duchess: you’d accept money to keep silent about what you know? Ogilvie: I reckon I might.Duchess: but from what you say, it would do no good. The car would be discovered in any case.Ogilvie: I guess you’d have to take that xhance. But there’s some reasons it might not be. Something I ain’t told you yet.Duchess: tell us now, please.Ogilvie: I ain’t fig ured this out myself completely. But when you hit that kid you was going away from town, not to it.Duchess: we’d made a mistake in the route, somehow we’d become turned around. It’s easily done in New Orleans, with the street winding as they do. Afterward, using side streets, we went back.Ogilvie: I thought it might be that.(点头表理解) but the po lice ain’t figured it that way. They’re looking for somebody who was headed out. That’s why, right now, they’re workin’on the suburbs and the outside towns. They may get around to searchin’down town, but it won’t be yet. Duchess: How long before they do?Ogilvie: maybe three, four days. They got a lot of other places to look first.Duchess: how could that help us-the delay?Ogilvie: it might, providin’ nobody twigs the car-an’seein’where it is, you might be lucky there. An’if you can get it away.Duchess: you mean out of state?Ogilvie: I mean out o’the south.Duchess: that wouldn’t be easy?Ogilvie: no, ma’am. Every state around will be watching for a car damaged the way yours is.Duchess:(考虑) Is there any possibility of having repairs made first? If the wo rk were done dis’creetly we could pay well.Ogilvie:(摇头) you try that, you might as well walk over to headquarters right now an’give up. Every repair shop in Louisiana’s been told to holler ‘cops’the minute a car needing fixin’like yours comes in. they’d d o it, too. You people are hot.Duchess:(想到一个主意) the piece from our car which you say the policehave. What is it called?Ogilvie: a trim ring.Duchess: is it traceable?Ogilvie:(肯定点头) they can figure what king o’car it’s from-make, model,an maybe the year, or close to it. Same thing with the glass. But with your car being foreign, it’ll likely take a few days.Duchess: but after that, the police will know they’re looking for a Jaguar? Ogilvie: I reckon that’s so.(Duchess认真考虑很长一段时间)Duchess: (面向Ogilvie)how much do you want?Ogilvie: well…I figure you people are pretty well fixed.Duchess:(冷冷地) I asked how much.Ogilvie:(眨眼) ten thousand dollars.Duchess:(不动声色地) assuming we paid this gro’tesque amount, what would we receive in return?Ogilvie: like I said, I keep quiet about what I know.Duchess: and the alternative?Ogilvie:(耸肩) I go down the lobby. I pick up a phone.Duchess:(斩钉截铁地) no, we will not pay you.Ogilvie:(不安的移动身子，脸涨得通红) now listen, lady…Duchess:(蛮横地打断Ogilvie的话) I will not listen. Instead, you will listen to me.(紧盯Ogilvie且脸上显出霸道的神态) we would achieve nothing by paying you, except possibly a few days’ respite. You have made that abundantly clear.Ogilvie: that’s a chance you gotta…Duchess:(厉声呵斥) silence!(Ogilvie满脸不高兴的住口了，Duchess接着果断宣布)we will not pay you ten thousand dollars. But we will pay you twenty-five thousand dollars.(Ogilvie鼓眼睛) in return for that, you will drive our car north.(Ogilvie依旧目瞪口呆状) twenty-five thousand dollars, ten thousand now. fifteen thousand more when you meet us in Chi’cago. (Ogilvie舔嘴唇，不发一言，眼睛似乎不相信似的直盯Duchess双眼，一阵沉默然后在Duchess目不转睛的逼视下，微微点了点头)Ogilvie: this cigar botherin’you, Duchess?(Duchess点了点头，Ogilvie随即将烟掐灭了)。

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