英语笑话和奥运精神分享
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你是我的对手，但不是敌人。因为你的竞争给予我力量，你的意志带给我勇气，你的精神使我崇高。我的目标是战胜你，但如果能够成功，我不会羞辱你，相反，我将以你为荣。因为如果没有你，我不可能完善自己。
一位精明的家庭主妇听人说有一种炉子用起来可以比她现在用的炉子省一半的煤。她听了大为兴奋，说：“那太好了！一个炉子可以省一半的煤，那么如果我买两个炉子的话，不就可以把没全部省下师哭了
Six year old John was terribly spoiled.His father knew,but his grandma doted on him.He hardly left her side.And when he wanted anything,he either cried or threw a temper tantrum.Then came his first day of school,his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.
"Ah,yes.",answered the little boy,"I know the proverb,but the dog know the proverb too?"
一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。
“没有关系，”一位先生说，“不要爱怕，，‘吠狗不咬人。’”你不知道这条谚语吗？”
“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗？”
When he came home from school,his grandma met him at the door.
"Was school all right?"she asked."Did you get along all right?Did you cry?"
"Cry?"John asked."No,I didn't cry,but the teacher did."
resistance2gives me strength，your will gives me courage，your spirit
ennoble3me. And though I aim to4defeat you, should I succeed I will
not humiliate5you;instead, I will honor6you. For without you, I am a
六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点，可他的祖母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭就是闹。第一天上学的时候，他才离开祖母的怀抱。
共享奥运精神
Share the spirit of Olympic Games
Yon are my adversary1，but you are not my enemy. For your
1.Dose the Dog Know the Proverb,Too?
狗也知道这个谚语吗？
A little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
"It's all right."said gentlemen,"Don't be afraid.Don't you know the proverb:barking dogs don't bite."
2.A Smart Housewife
精明的家庭主妇
A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning.She was very excited,and said,"That'll be terrific.Since one stove can save half of the coal,if I buy two,no coal will be needed! "
你是我的对手，但不是敌人。因为你的竞争给予我力量，你的意志带给我勇气，你的精神使我崇高。我的目标是战胜你，但如果能够成功，我不会羞辱你，相反，我将以你为荣。因为如果没有你，我不可能完善自己。
一位精明的家庭主妇听人说有一种炉子用起来可以比她现在用的炉子省一半的煤。她听了大为兴奋，说：“那太好了！一个炉子可以省一半的煤，那么如果我买两个炉子的话，不就可以把没全部省下师哭了
Six year old John was terribly spoiled.His father knew,but his grandma doted on him.He hardly left her side.And when he wanted anything,he either cried or threw a temper tantrum.Then came his first day of school,his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.
"Ah,yes.",answered the little boy,"I know the proverb,but the dog know the proverb too?"
一个小男孩非常不喜欢狗狂叫的样子。
“没有关系，”一位先生说，“不要爱怕，，‘吠狗不咬人。’”你不知道这条谚语吗？”
“啊，我是知道，可是狗也知道吗？”
When he came home from school,his grandma met him at the door.
"Was school all right?"she asked."Did you get along all right?Did you cry?"
"Cry?"John asked."No,I didn't cry,but the teacher did."
resistance2gives me strength，your will gives me courage，your spirit
ennoble3me. And though I aim to4defeat you, should I succeed I will
not humiliate5you;instead, I will honor6you. For without you, I am a
六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点，可他的祖母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭就是闹。第一天上学的时候，他才离开祖母的怀抱。
共享奥运精神
Share the spirit of Olympic Games
Yon are my adversary1，but you are not my enemy. For your
1.Dose the Dog Know the Proverb,Too?
狗也知道这个谚语吗？
A little boy did not like the look of the barking dog.
"It's all right."said gentlemen,"Don't be afraid.Don't you know the proverb:barking dogs don't bite."
2.A Smart Housewife
精明的家庭主妇
A smart housewife was told that there was a kind of stove which would only consume half of the coal she was burning.She was very excited,and said,"That'll be terrific.Since one stove can save half of the coal,if I buy two,no coal will be needed! "