英语搞笑短剧剧本
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英语短剧剧本（一）角色：小兔、小狗、小猴、山羊characters: hare、dog、monkey、goat画外音：小兔子肚子饿了，她想找些东西吃。
找呀，找了半天。
忽然发现小路边的地里长着一根萝卜。
兔：啊，一个萝卜！一个大萝卜！我把它拔出来。
H:Oh,a radish!A big radish!I’ll pull it out.哎——嗨——呦！哎——嗨——呦！Ai-----Hay---Yo! Ai---Hay---Yo!这萝卜太重了。
我拔不出来。
The radish is too heavy. I can’t pull it out.狗：我是小狗。
我饿了。
哦，兔小姐，你在干什么？D: I’m a dog. I’m hungry. Oh, Miss hare,What are you doing.兔：你好，狗先生。
一个萝卜，一个大萝卜。
它太重了。
我拔不出来。
H:Hello,Mr.Dog.A radish,a big radish.It’s too heavy.I can’t pull it out.狗：我帮你。
咱们一起拔。
D:I’ll help you.Let’s pull it together.兔：谢谢你。
咱们一起拔。
H:Thank you .Let’s pull it together.兔和狗：一、二、开始！哎----嗨----呦！哎---嗨---呦！哦，这萝卜太重了。
我们拔不出来。
H&D:One,two,begin!Ai---Hay—Yo!Ai—Hay—Yo!Oh,the radish is too heavy.We can’t pull it out.（小猴走了过来）猴：我是小猴。
我饿了。
哦，你们在干什么？M:I’m a monkey. I’m hungry.Oh, What are you doing? 兔和狗：你好，猴先生。
一个萝卜，一个大箩卜。
它太重了。
我们拔不出来。
H&D:Hello,Mr. Monkey. A radish, a big radish. It’s too heauy. We can’t pull it out.猴：我帮你们。
英语三人短剧--搞笑
顾客: 小心, 你的大拇指在我汤里了服务员: 别担心, 先生, 不是很烫！A : Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!B: Don't worry Sir it's not that hot!一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排，大拇指在牛肉上。
“你疯了吗？”顾客喊到，“你的手在我的牛排上！”“什么？”服务员说，“你想让它再掉地上？”A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat.A:Are you crazy?( yelled the customer ),with your hand on my steak? (What answers the waiter) You want it to fall on the floor again?服务员：茶或咖啡？先生。
第一个顾客：我要茶第二个顾客：我也是茶——杯子要干净的！服务员：两杯茶，哪个要干净的杯子？B:(Waiter:) Tea or coffee gentlemen?A:I'll have tea.C:(2nd customer:) Me too - and be sure the glass is clean!(Waiter exits returns)B:(Waiter:) Two teas.Which one asked for the clean glass?创新句子：我坚持用干净杯子喝茶。
服务员，这只苍蝇在我汤里干什么？看起来象是在仰泳，A:Waiter what's this fly doing in my soup?Um looks to me to be backstroke sir...服务员，汤里有只苍蝇！别担心，先生，面包里的蜘蛛会干掉它。
A:Waiter there's a fly in my soup!B:Don't worry sir the spider on the breadroll will get 'em.服务员，我汤里有只苍蝇！不是，先生，那是蟑螂，苍蝇在你牛排里。
英语剧本6人版简单短剧
英语剧本6人版简单短剧角色：1. 大卫（David） - 一个乐观开朗的年轻人2. 玛丽（Mary） - 大卫的好朋友，聪明而有魅力3. 托尼（Tony） - 一位滑稽可爱的男孩4. 莉莉（Lily） - 一位甜美可爱的女孩5. 保罗（Paul） - 大卫的兄弟，沉稳且有责任心6. 莎拉（Sarah） - 保罗的女朋友，聪明而优雅场景：一间小型咖啡馆故事情节：场景1：咖啡馆（大卫和玛丽坐在一张咖啡桌前，边喝咖啡边聊天）大卫：玛丽，我真的很开心我们能相互支持对方的梦想。
玛丽：是的，大卫，我们是好朋友，我们应该互相鼓励。
你计划在剧院工作是个很好的主意。
大卫：谢谢你的支持，玛丽。
我已经找到了一份兼职的工作，在学习剧场的同时赚些生活费。
（托尼和莉莉走过来）托尼：嘿，大卫，嘿，玛丽！你们在这儿呢？莉莉：我们正要喝杯咖啡。
你们要加入我们吗？大卫：当然，托尼。
莉莉，你今天看起来很开心。
莉莉：是的，我的梦想是成为一名设计师，我刚刚得到了一份实习工作。
玛丽：恭喜你，莉莉！你会是一位了不起的设计师。
场景2：咖啡馆（保罗和莎拉走近）保罗：嘿，大卫，玛丽，托尼，莉莉！你们怎么在这里？大卫：我们在这里喝咖啡，保罗。
你来得正好。
莎拉：嘿，大家，我刚刚接到一个关于市政项目的工作邀请。
玛丽：那真是太棒了！你一定会在项目中取得很大的成功。
保罗：莎拉，我为你感到骄傲。
你一直是我佩服的人。
莎拉：谢谢你们，保罗。
场景3：咖啡馆（大卫，玛丽，托尼，莉莉，保罗和莎拉围在一起）大卫：我觉得我们六个人真的很幸运。
我们都在追逐自己的梦想，而且相互支持。
莉莉：是的，我们每个人都经历了各自的挑战，但彼此的鼓励让我们更加坚强。
托尼：我们应该感谢彼此，因为我们一起成长，一起努力。
保罗：我也同意。
我们是一支团队，我们共同为梦想而努力。
玛丽：我觉得我们应该庆祝一下。
为我们的友谊和梦想干杯！全体：干杯！（他们举起自己的咖啡杯，表达庆祝和团结的喜悦）故事结束这个英语剧本6人版简单短剧以六个朋友之间的友谊和梦想为主题。
搞笑英文话剧剧本
搞笑英文话剧剧本演话剧咱们也可以少了剧本呢？为了方便大家表演，带来了搞笑英文话剧剧本，请看：搞笑英文话剧剧本英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket MoneyScene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……Now let me cut it into pieces!另一个白雪公主与七个小矮人Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.)皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here!魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.搞笑英文话剧剧本Characters: Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A), Candy(C), Policeman(P)Preparation: 学校布景，做糖果用桌及相关材料，小贩家布景Scene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu …… He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……Now let me cut it into pieces!One, two, three, four, five……（用脏菜刀）Wow, everything is ready!糖果钻出来（跳舞），跳完后，非常难过地说：Oh, I’m so dirty and ugly! What can I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwuwu…S: Mmmm…It looks dirty, let me give you a nice coat! (给它穿上) Wow! Now it’s so beautiful! Haha……C: Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)Scene2（At the school gate）N: The next day, when the class is over, all the students come out happily and the salesman goes to the school gate as usual. （Maggie和Alice 欢快地跑出校门，看到小贩）(小贩拉着糖上场，吆喝)：Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……M: Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!A: Yeah! I think they are yummy!M: Let’s ask him.A: OK!C: Don’t buy me！（非常焦急）MA: Why?C: I’m dirty！M: No, you look nice!C: What can I do? (面对观众) Wuwuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面)S: Candies! Candies!（引诱两个女孩）MA: How much are they?S: Do you have money?（轻蔑）MA: Money?(对视)M:Oh, I’ve no money!（失落之极）A: Me too.S: No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开，下场)M: What can we do now?A: Let’s ask dad for money.M: But how to ask?A: How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.（自信）M: Good idea!(全部下场)Scene 3:（At Maggie’s home）N: The children have to go home and ask dad for some money, and they know their father is good at playing guitar, so they will do something clever. (爸爸看报)M: Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)A: And play the guitar for us!M: We know you play so well!(爸爸惊诧地看着孩子)D: Oh? What a bright day today!MA: Please, dad!(哀求)D:OKOK! Let’s.(取吉他，开始准备)D: Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?MA: Of course!(开始弹，第一段孩子随节奏起舞，第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“you first”之类的话，爸爸停止弹琴。
搞笑英语话剧剧本带翻译
《The Unlucky Day》
角色：汤姆、丽莎、布朗先生（汤姆的老板）、詹姆斯（汤姆的朋友）
场景1
（汤姆准备上班。他不小心把咖啡洒在衬衫上。）
汤姆：哎呀！今天真是倒霉！首先，我把脚趾碰在桌子上，现在又把衬衫弄脏了。
场景2
（汤姆到达办公室。布朗先生走了进来。）
布朗先生：汤姆，我需要那些报告在今天中午之前交上来。它们非常重要。
Scene 5
(Tom finally finishes the reports and hands them to Mr. Brown.)
Mr. Brown: Tom, these reports are full of mistakes. You need to redo them immediately.
Mr. Brown: Tom, I need those reports by noon today. They're very important.
Tom: Yes, Mr. Brown. I'll get them to you as soon as possible.
Scene 3
(Tom goes to the copy machine to make copies of the reports. The machine suddenly breaks down.)
汤姆：谢谢你邀请我，丽莎。这绝对改变了我的今天。
丽莎：我很高兴你玩得开心。也许你的运气正在改变呢！
结局
以上剧本是一部简短的搞笑英语话剧，通过汤姆一系列倒霉的事情和最后的转机，向观众传递了积极的情绪。学生们可以通过这样的戏剧形式，轻松愉快地学习英语，提高他们的表演能力和口语表达能力。希望这个剧本能够为英语教学和学生表演活动提供一些启发和帮助。
英语搞笑话剧剧本
英语搞笑话剧剧本篇一：搞笑小学英语小品剧本搞笑小学英语小品剧本人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。
农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle , I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 250！This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表] It is time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作]树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。
树站回后台] 兔子A：OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here.[农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！ [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走][农夫跟在兔子后面。
两个人走啊走。
兔子突然回头。
农夫假装看手表。
两人继续走。
兔子回头。
农夫假装看天气。
两人继续走。
兔子回头。
英语私人小品剧本六篇
英语私人小品剧本六篇Little Red Riding Hood第一场：Little Red Riding Hood家Mum： (妈妈拿着一个篮子，把桌子上的水果放在篮子里）Little Red Riding Hood:(唱着歌，欢快地跑进来）Hi,mummy, what are you doing?Mum：（一边把水果放在篮子里，心事重重地说）Grandma is ill. Here are some apples and bananas for Grandma. Take them to Grandma.Little Red Riding Hood：（边提起篮子，边点头说）Ok!Mum：（亲切地看着Little Red Riding Hood说） Be good. Be careful. Little Red Riding Hood： Yes ,mummy．Goodbye, mummy.Mum： Bye-bye. Darling.第二场：在路上(一阵轻快的音乐由远而近，Little Red Riding Hood挎着篮子蹦跳跳地跳到花草旁)Little Red Riding Hood： Wow！Flowers, how beautiful! （放下篮子采花）One flower ,two flowers, three flowers.Wolf：（wolf大步地走上台）I am wolf. I am hungry. (做找东西状,东张西望) Here is a little red riding hood. Hi! Little Red Riding Hood. Where are you going? (做狡猾的样子和Little Red Riding Hood打招呼)Little Red Riding Hood：(手摸辫子，天真地答复)To Grandma’s．Grandma is ill. Wolf：（自言自语）I' ll eatGrandma. But……（对Little Red Riding Hood说）Hey, look! 6 little baby ducks.Little Red Riding Hood：(和6只鸭子随着音乐翩翩起舞)Wolf：（悄悄地藏到大树后）Little Red Riding Hood：（停顿跳舞）Hello! Baby ducks，how are you? Six Ducks：We’ re fine．Thank you． Where are you going?Little Red Riding Hood：To Grandma’s．Oh, I must go, bye.Six Ducks：Goodbye．第三场：Grandma家Grandma：（喘着气出场，颤颤悠悠地走到床前，吃力地坐到床边，喘了几口，打几个哈欠，慢吞吞地躺倒在床上。
英语小话剧剧本(精选11篇)
英语小话剧剧本（精选11篇）英语小话剧剧本（精选11篇）剧本主要是由台词和舞台指示组成的，是戏剧艺术创作的文本基础，编导与演员演出的依据。
以下是小编整理的英语小话剧剧本，希望对大家有所帮助。
英语小话剧剧本1时间：阳光明媚的星期天早晨地点：鸟语花香的动物王国人物：Little Duck,Mr. Cat,Mr. Rat,Mr. Dog旁白：Little Duck要去看望外婆。
一路上他又唱又跳，兴奋极了。
在小河边，他碰到了Mr Cat.Duck:（很好奇）Hello,Mr. Cat.Whatre you doing ?Cat:（急得抓耳挠腮）Hello,Little Duck .Theres a big fish in the river .Im hungry ,but I cant get it .Duck:Dont worry .Let me help you .（Little Duck跳进水里，一会儿就帮Mr. Cat抓到了鱼。
）Duck:Here is the fish for you ,Mr. Cat .Have a good meal .Cat:Thank you ,Little Duck .You are so kind .Duck:Thats all right ,Mr. Cat .I must go now .Im going to my grandmothers home .Bye-bye!Cat:Bye-bye!（Little Duck继续赶路。
忽然他看到Mr. Rat躺在草地上，连忙跑过去。
）Rat:（躺在草地上）Oh,Little Duck.I run too fast and my leg is broken.I cant stand up and I cant walk.Duck:Dont worry .Let me help you .（Little Duck拿出一条手帕帮Mr. Rat包扎好伤口，然后扶着她回家。
英语舞台剧剧本,五到十分钟
《孔雀东南飞》(英文搞笑话剧)——金科Wanders every five miles焦仲卿Johnny(J for short) 刘兰芝Lunch(L for short)焦母Johnny’s mother(JM for short) 刘母mother(LM for short) Lunch’s太守之子Mayor’s son(MS for short) 强盗Burglars(AB and C)Prologue(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)J: Everybody says that I’m hen pecked, butin fact, I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my wife is WuSong.(指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you!(内砸出一脸盆,,接住当成盾牌护着头)Then, I’m afraid of whom?My wife Lunch is the most famous womanin the neighbor-hood. She is braver than me,smarter than me and stronger than me. All thisI do not care.I only want her to be tender than me. But she is not! Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!As you see , people live around here all said that I am not a man. Yes, I am not a man, I am a handsome man.(手撩头发做臭美状)(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)My God! Who can help me?(下)Act1(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)JM(拄拐棍上):I can!(对门内)Lunch! Lunch! Where are you?L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’mhere! What’s up mum?JM: I’ve told you again and again that you should call me― my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law‖.L: OK. My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’sup? (口气很不情愿)JM: Since you married my son you have behaved so badly. You have been so rude, so brusque, s o lazy……L: But……JM:Never interrupt me!L: Never interrupt me!(手势) Since Imarried your son, that terrible Johnny(语气重点头), I have been working hard all day long, cooking and washing. I have raised(掰手指头数) ten soft hous and sof pigs and ducks and chick en and……JM: But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh, you want agrandson, don’t you?(开始解围裙)Go and askyour son. I’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)Act2(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)L: Mum, I’m back!LM:(惊讶睁大眼) You are back? Why?What happened?L: I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.(怨愤抱拳在胸前)LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See! (手指向兰芝)I have already toldyou!(咳嗽两声) When you insisted onmarrying that terrible Johnny,(咳) I told youthat he is ugly stupid and poor, but you did notlisten to me. Look at yourself…… (咳咳咳)L: But, mum…… (很委屈温声细语)LM: Never interrupt me!L: Mum, I’m not interrupting you. I justwant to tell you that you are always right OK? And I’ll marry whom ever you want me toLM(大喜):Nice girl!(竖大拇指)Just now,I met the mayor`s son in the market. He said:―If your daughter haven’t been married, Ireally really want to marry her!‖ Now you arefree again, I’ll go and tell him.(下)L(惊愕):What? (手捂下巴)The mayor`sson? The most famous play boy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅铲掉在地上)What asilly thing I have done! No, I will not marry a man like that!(扭身子撒娇)LM: But he is really handsome…L: ...ok, go ahead!Act3(J睡眼惺忪上)J(边走边道):Lunch! Lunch! Where are my socks?(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here theyare!(闻一下) Er! How smelly! They are still dirty!(突然想起)Lunch has gone! I have to wash them myself.(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh, I’m sohungry! But there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围裙)This is what Lunch always wears! I miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! Now she has gone. I have to cook for my mother and myself.JM(上):Where’s my breakfast? Where’sLunch? Hasn’t she got up yet?J: Mum, can’t you remember? Lunch has gone! (手揉眼哭)JM(沉吟片刻):Well, to tell you the trutha son without a wife is useless. Lunch Johnny,is a nice girl, go and take her back!J(立正敬礼):Yes madam!Act4(J开心地走着(慢跑状步行)，忽然跳出来三个强盗) J往后一跳，手放下巴下面A: Hey you!(指J) Stop and listen to us!(指自己胸口)The road is built by me!(单手人猿泰山状抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)B: And I planted one tree!(竖食指做1状，亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)C: If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)AB&C: Give us all your money! (齐伸手)J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出,角硬币):Is1mao enough?(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量)A: What bad luck! This guy is broken!B: If we can not rob any money today, we will have nothing to eat tonight!C:I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss LiuLanzhi next month. We can go and rob the wedding!A&B: Good idea!J(惊讶):What? What? Lunch is going to get married? It’s impossible!AB&C:Why? A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!J:But Lunch is my wife! We haven’t gotdivorced yet!(突然有了主意)I’ve got an idea! You aredon’t you? I’ll go going to rob the wedding,with you. You take the money and I take the bride.B: Have you got any experience?J: No. But I’ve got this!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书,,，,,,，,,,强盗头头念出来)Act5(转眼已到了婚礼之期(MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，L盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)L(to her mother): Dont you say he is handsome? (委屈状手放下巴) LM: no! I just say he has some hands..(J和三强盗跃至台中)ABC&J: Hey you! Stop and listen to us!A: The road is built by me!B: And I planted one tree.C: If you want to go by this street---J: Give us all your money!(张开怀抱)(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J，拥抱，并躲到了J的身后，J做老母鸡张翅状护住)(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来(J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!(挥拳向MS冲去)(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS)(J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前)J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey ,how are you? L(哭状):I hurt a lot! J: Don’t cry baby. I’ll go and fetch the medicine. (下)L(起身去追):Wait for me! (跑下)(音乐起 Can You Celebrate)。
六人英语小短剧
六人英语小短剧以下是一个简单的六人英语小短剧示例，名为 "The Magic Hat"。
角色：1. 魔法师 - 神秘、机智2. 公主 - 美丽、善良3. 王子 - 勇敢、忠诚4. 小精灵 - 聪明、机敏5. 巫婆 - 邪恶、狡猾6. 村民 - 普通、善良幕一：（舞台上布置得像一个魔法森林，中心有一顶魔法帽。
魔法师正在为观众表演魔法，气氛神秘而紧张。
）魔法师（挥舞魔杖）： "I present to you the magic hat!"（公主、王子、小精灵、巫婆和村民陆续上台）幕二：公主（惊叹）： "Oh, what a wonderful hat!"王子（警惕）： "Be careful, my lady. It might be a trap."小精灵（机智）： "Let me try it on. If there's a trap, I'll be the first to feel it."幕三：（小精灵戴上魔法帽，突然消失）村民（惊恐）： "What happened?"巫婆（冷笑）： "Ha, ha! I knew it was a trap. The hat is mine now!"幕四：（魔法师表现出困扰，然后举起魔杖，指向巫婆）魔法师（严肃）： "You will not escape my magic!"（巫婆被变成了一只青蛙）幕五：（公主戴上魔法帽，突然消失）王子（焦急）： "My lady! Where did you go?"魔法师（微笑）： "Be patient, young prince. Your lady will be returned to you."幕六：（公主被魔法师变回舞台，她从魔法帽中取出了一枚宝石）公主（欣喜）： "Thank you, wise wizard. This宝石is a gift for your help."（公主将宝石交给魔法师，然后与王子一起离开舞台）。
大学生英语幽默短剧剧本_0
大学生英语幽默短剧剧本篇一：英语搞笑短剧剧本三打白骨精Three Times’ Beating Monster人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精（何平） B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B 变化成的老头 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,Iwill ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see , boss is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away….. T: Em…….It is a ,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒)Ah……T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆) B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡) S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it(哭喊) S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives! S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster! T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）J: boss, brother Monkey is.......T: Don’t mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走) T: （惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B: (抓住T)I’ll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can’t understand......What happened?S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).......Monkey’s intuition(直觉)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I’m sorry(小声) S: What?T: I’m sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）（这个放伴奏） (谢幕)篇二：孔雀东南飞--英语搞笑短剧剧本焦仲卿johnny(j for short)刘兰芝lunch(l for short)焦母johnny’s mother(jm for short)刘母lunch’s mother(lm for short)太守之子mayor’s son(ms for short)强盗burglars(a b and c)prologue 序幕(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my wife is wusong.译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。
初中英语短剧剧本《Thefunnytalking》[推荐5篇]
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初中英语短剧剧本《Thefunnytalking》[推荐5篇]第一篇：初中英语短剧剧本《The funny talking》郑 Aside [əˈsaid]：（Class will start soon）旁白：马上要上课了方 Tom:Joe,could I see your composition[ˈkɒmpəˈzɪʃn] ?Tom:Joe,我可以看看你的作文吗？杰 Joe：OK。
Joe：好吧。
Aside：（Tom copies the composition and hand in it.In a short time,the teacher come in with a book.）旁白：T om抄袭了作文并交了上去。
不一会儿，老师拿着一本书进来了然 Teacher: Class begin!老师：上课！肖 class monitor['mɒnɪtə(r)] ：Stand up!班长：起立！All the students:Good afternoon,Ms.Green.全体同学：下午好，格莱恩女士。
Teacher:Good afternoon,class.Sit down,please.老师：下午好，同学们。
请坐。
Teacher：Before class, I want to ask you a question: Did you do your homework by yourselves?If you do,please put up your hands.老师：在上课之前，我想问你们一个问题：你们是独立完成家庭作业吗？如果你这样做，请举手。
Aside：(All the students put up their hands.)旁白：（所有学生都举起了手。
）Teacher: But Tom, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother，Joe’s.Did you copy his? 老师: 但是Tom, 你的作文“我的狗狗”里写的东西和你哥哥Joe写得一模一样.你是不是抄袭了他的? Tom: No Ms.Green, it’s th e same dog.Tom: 不是这样的,老师!我们俩养的是同一只狗狗.Aside：(The teacher is angry.At the same time,Frank coming.)旁白：（老师有一些生气。
英语戏剧有趣英语小短剧
英语短剧六() 班刘靖怡开场前四人在幕前介绍自己：A ：乞丐 A : Hello, I am a beggar .【乞丐：你好，我是一个乞丐。
】B ：商人 B : Hello, I am a businessman .【商人：你好，我是一个商人。
】E ：椅子 E : Hello, I am a chair .【椅子：你好，我是一把椅子。
】F ：记者 F : Hello, I am a reporter .【记者：你好，我是个记者。
】剧本正文：A:Sir ,sir ！Please give me a piece of bread .I am hungry to die .【 A ：先生，先生！请给我一片面包。
我快饿死了。
】B:Get away,get away,dirty man .【 B ：走开，走开，肮脏的人。
】A:But…sir…Please listen to me！【 A ：但是…先生的…请听我说！】E:Oh，Man are always very tired .【 E ：唉，男人总是很烦。
】E:Sir!You lost your wallet!You can be a little smarter?【 E ：先生！你丢了钱包！你能聪明一点吗？】F : Good morning, everybody . I saw a very weird thing—— a chair opens its mouth .Now,I will interview the two Witness .【 F：早上好，各位。
我看到了一个非常奇怪的事情——一把椅子说话了。
现在，我将采访两个目击者。
】B :The chair can speak !Strange happenings！Strange happenings! (胡言乱语)【 B ：这椅子能说话！怪事！怪事！】F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad . We needn't take notice of him .Let me interview the other man .“Hello,sir .Can you tell man why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?【 F：我很抱歉的告诉你，这个男人已经疯了。
8分钟英语小品剧本（共五则范文）
8分钟英语小品剧本（共五则范文）第一篇：8分钟英语小品剧本Keep Away From The Net Bar场景：1、中午，一间网吧内乌烟瘴气，几台电脑正传出游戏的声音。
2、教室里摆着一张讲台，几张桌椅，一块活动黑板。
快放学了，老师正在讲评考卷，同学们在订正。
3.老师带领学生回网吧要书包4.教室里，老师公布新一次的成绩。
对T om 的进步作出表扬并倡导大家远离网吧。
剧中人物：T om，boss，Ms.Wu，student A B C…道具：几张桌椅，几台“电脑”，一张讲台，一块活动黑板，下课铃声，试卷Reporter：Scene1:This is a net bar.This room is full of smog and the noise of playing computer games.Now,it’s 12 o’clock.There’s still a lot of people sitting in front of the computers.Look,Tom is one of them.He is playing computer games carefully.Tom：（手指在键盘上跳跃，两眼注视着屏幕。
兴奋地说）Oh,yeah!I win!I'm the winner!Boss：（翘着脚坐在一旁。
）Hi,Little kid,time is up,you must stop.Tom：（边咳嗽，边揉揉眼睛，作疲劳状，顾不上回答。
）Wait a moment,boss,wait a moment.Let me play for a while.I'll win this game.Boss：Oh no.Unless you pay me more money.Tom：OK.OK.Please wait a minute,I'll pay you the money.（继续前全神贯注地玩着游戏。
英语搞笑短剧剧本(6角色)_0
英语搞笑短剧剧本(6角色)篇一：6人英语小品短话剧剧本6人英语小品短话剧剧本A(衣衫褴褛）b（衣着光鲜）c小花D小草e椅子F新闻记者b坐在e上吃东西，A一乞丐上前A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。
b：（厌恶）让开，让开。
（然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到e上头了）A：先生，先生（A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的b）b：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了（看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了）c：他真愚蠢啊D：是啊是啊（D点头附和）A：可??先生??您听我说??（仍拉着b衣服的后摆）b：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌！（还是没有回头看A一眼）c：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢？e：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~D：是啊是啊与此同时A与b还在纠缠，这时e终于隐忍不住爆发了。
e：先生！你的钱包丢了！你怎么这么傻啊。
A与b同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子e，吓昏过去了。
这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。
于是F就报道了这一事件。
F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。
b：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。
F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了？A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲??F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。
是吗，椅子？e：是啊，是啊（e傻傻地拼命点头）c：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。
D：谁让这是一个童话呢??为了配合马可的英文翻译，所以台词能简单就简单啦。
下面是马可的英文翻译。
A:sir,sir,pleasegivemeapieceofbread.thankyou,sir.I'mhungrytodie.b:getaway,getaway,dirtyman.A:sir,sir!!b:runaway,pleaserunaway.Ihavenofood,andIdon'thavemoney,either.c:hey,xiaoD,heissofoolish,isn'the?D:yes,yes.A:but....sir....pleaselistentome.....b:wa,whyareyousodisgusting!!c:hey,chair,doyoufeelthemansatonyouamomentagoisverystupid.e:ai,prettyflower,doyouknow,menarealwaysverysilly.D:yes,yes!!e:sir!youlostyourwallet!can'tyoubemoreclever?F:goodmorning,everybody.I'majonistF.TodayIsawaveryweirdthing--achair openhermouth,andtwomenarefrightenedtofaint.now,Iwillintenviewthetwo nozzyman.b:wo,mygod,wo,my,mum.F:I'msorrytotellyouthismanhasbeenmad.weneedn'ttakenoticeofhim.letmei nterviewtheotherman,hello,man,canyoutellmenwhydidn'tyoutellhimhelost hiswallet?A:I'msorry,Idon'tknowhowtospeak"钱包"inenglish......F:dearaudience,throughthisthingwecanlearnthathowimprotantitistomaster yaforeignlanguage,andhowlagrethemoneyaffectus.isthatallright,chair? e:yes,yes.（本文来自天空剧本网）c:ai,menissosilly.D:don'tbelieveus,itisjustafairlytale.篇二：很好的6人英语短剧剧本很好的6人英语短剧剧本。
中小学英语短剧剧本精选5篇
P2: He wants to eat us!
P3: My god, help me! (三只小猪都在床底下)
W: Little pigs, little pigs. Let me come in!
P1P2P3: No! Not by the hair on our chinny chin chins.
W : Open the door! I can get the house down! (吹三下，没动，鼓足又吹三下，迟疑了一下) Why ? (最后吹三下，开始喘气了，然后倒地)
P1p3p2 : Yeah ! We are safe!
旁白：The wolf is very angry ! He has a good idea! He climbs the chimney! The birds tell the three little pigs!
(鸟叫声)
B1/2：Hello, pigs.
P1/2/3: Hello, birds.
B1/2：It is a nice morning. Nice to meet you!.
P1/2/3Leabharlann Nice to meet you, too. How are you today?
B1/2：We are fine. How about you?
（老狼出现，做饥饿状，狼嚎音乐，肚子咕咕叫声）
W: Gu, gu, gu gu gu. I’m very hungry. Oh, I sniff the pig’s smell. Aha! I have a good idea ! (来到第一只小猪的门前敲们) Little pig, little pig , let me come in!
英语小品6人搞笑简短
英语小品6人搞笑简短Scene: A living room. Six people are sitting around, talking.Person 1: So, I was thinking, we should do something fun this weekend.Person 2: Like what?Person 3: I know! We can go to the movies.Person 4: That's a great idea. What movie do you want to see?Person 5: I don't know. I'm not really in the mood for anything too serious.Person 6: Me neither. Let's see if there's anything funny playing.Person 1: Okay, I'll check the listings.(Person 1 gets up and goes to the computer.)。
Person 2: So, what do you think we should do after the movie?Person 3: We could go out to dinner.Person 4: That sounds good to me.Person 5: Me too.Person 6: Where should we go?Person 1: (Comes back from the computer.) There's a new comedy playing at the theater down the street. It looks pretty good.Person 2: That sounds like fun.Person 3: I'm in.Person 4: Me too.Person 5: Let's do it.Person 6: Great. I'll buy the tickets.(Everyone gets up and starts to leave.)。
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三打白骨精
Three Times’ Beating Monster
人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒
J：沙僧
B：白骨精（何平）B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?
S: Bajie,map!
E: (摸出，递给S)
S: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）
T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!
E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)
T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west
E: But……
T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.
S: Fat Pig!
E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)?
E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).
S: Hm!
T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?
E: You see , boss is hungry,too!
T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!
J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..
T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?
S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）
J: This is…..?
S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!
S: Bye!(走)
T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》
B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)
B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?
J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.
B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!
T: Bomb?(打出)
B1: Double King!
T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,y ou are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)
S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)
B1: （倒)Ah……
T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!
S: She is a monster!
T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)
S: Oh,please don’t……
T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)
S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)
T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!
B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)
B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?
T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡) S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)
E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)
J: Look,(伸食指)how many?
T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)
B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it(哭喊)
S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)
T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives! S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!
T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!
S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》
J: boss, brother Monkey is.......
T: Don't mention that guy any more!
B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)
T: （惊）You are......
B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)
B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......
S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.
T: Wukong?
E: Oh,Brother Monkey!
J: Our hero is back!
T: I,I can't understand......What happened?
S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!
T: How,how did you find out?
S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)
T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声) S: What?
T: I'm sorry.
S: Em? Louder,please?
T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）(谢幕)。