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Dennis: Well, mystery solved! I guess we can all go back to our peaceful evening now.
丹尼斯：好吧，神秘解开了！我猜我们现在都可以回到自己的宁静晚上了。
(They all chuckle and head back downstairs)
第三幕：神秘的噪音案
Characters:
角色：
Emma - a curious woman who can't stand strange noises
艾玛 - 一个好奇的女子，无法忍受奇怪的噪音
Dennis - Emma's nosy neighbor who loves to investigate
（他们一起上了楼，敲响了吵闹邻居的门）
Jane: (opening the door) Oh, hi there! Sorry about the noise. We were just doing some home workout videos. Jumping jacks can be quite loud, huh?
艾玛：太荒谬了！每次我洗衣服，我的几只袜子就神秘失踪了。就好像它们长了腿一样走了。
(Just then, their cat, Whiskers, enters the room with a sock in its mouth)
（就在这时，他们的猫，威克斯，带着一只袜子进了房间）
Tom: Well, I think we've found the culprit. Looks like Whiskers has been hoarding our socks!
丹尼斯：好吧，神秘解开了！我猜我们现在都可以回到自己的宁静晚上了。

搞笑话剧剧本简短6人

搞笑话剧剧本简短6人[INTRODUCTION]Title: 搞笑话剧剧本简短6人[Scene: Living room][Characters: Mike, Jack, Lily, Sarah, Bob, Emma][Props: Sofa, TV, popcorn][Background music: Upbeat and playful tune][01. OPENING]The scene opens to a cozy living room. Mike and Jack are sitting on the sofa, engrossed in watching a hilarious sitcom on TV. Lily, Sarah, Bob, and Emma enter the room, curious about the laughter.[02. INTERRUPTION]Lily: What's going on? Why are you all laughing so hard?Sarah: Yeah, it sounds like a riot in here!Mike: (barely able to speak through laughter) You guys have to watch this sitcom! It's absolutely hilarious!Jack: Trust me, you don't want to miss it![03. THE BARGAIN]Lily: Alright, alright. We'll watch it together. But only if you promise to stop making fun of my cooking for a week.Bob: And I want an extra bag of popcorn!Emma: Deal![04. UNEXPECTED CONSEQUENCES]As they settle down to watch the sitcom, the characters become more engrossed in the comedy. The laughter intensifies, causing a hilarious domino effect.[05. LAUGHTER CONTAGION]Sarah: (hysterically laughing) I can't breathe!Everyone joins in the laughter, unable to control themselves. They roll on the floor clutching their stomachs.[06. UPSIDE DOWN WORLD]Suddenly, the laughter causes a strange phenomenon. The living room flips upside down, turning everyone's world topsy-turvy.[07. CHAOS ENSUES]Mike: (laughing uncontrollably) I can't believe this! How are we going to get everything back to normal?Jack: (struggling to speak) I-I have no idea. But this is hilarious![08. THE MAGIC REMEDY]Emma: (snaps her fingers) Wait a minute! I read about this in a book. Laughter is the only potion to restore things!Lily: So, all we need to do is laugh even harder?The characters take a moment to process the plan, and then they burst into even louder laughter.[09. THE RETURN TO NORMALCY]With every hearty laugh, the living room gradually turns right-side up, and everything returns to normal.[10. EPILOGUE]As the laughter subsides, the characters sit on the sofa, reflecting on their crazy adventure.Sarah: (wiping tears of joy) That was the best laugh I've ever had!Bob: And I didn't even have to cook dinner for an entire week!Emma: Laughter truly is the best medicine![11. CONCLUSION]The scene ends with the characters sharing a group hug, cherishing the bond created through their laughter.[THE END]。

搞笑英语话剧剧本带翻译

The End
《The Unlucky Day》
角色：汤姆、丽莎、布朗先生（汤姆的老板）、詹姆斯（汤姆的朋友）
场景1
（汤姆准备上班。他不小心把咖啡洒在衬衫上。）
汤姆：哎呀！今天真是倒霉！首先，我把脚趾碰在桌子上，现在又把衬衫弄脏了。
场景2
（汤姆到达办公室。布朗先生走了进来。）
布朗先生：汤姆，我需要那些报告在今天中午之前交上来。它们非常重要。
Scene 5
(Tom finally finishes the reports and hands them to Mr. Brown.)
Mr. Brown: Tom, these reports are full of mistakes. You need to redo them immediately.
Mr. Brown: Tom, I need those reports by noon today. They're very important.
Tom: Yes, Mr. Brown. I'll get them to you as soon as possible.
Scene 3
(Tom goes to the copy machine to make copies of the reports. The machine suddenly breaks down.)
汤姆：谢谢你邀请我，丽莎。这绝对改变了我的今天。
丽莎：我很高兴你玩得开心。也许你的运气正在改变呢！
结局
以上剧本是一部简短的搞笑英语话剧，通过汤姆一系列倒霉的事情和最后的转机，向观众传递了积极的情绪。学生们可以通过这样的戏剧形式，轻松愉快地学习英语，提高他们的表演能力和口语表达能力。希望这个剧本能够为英语教学和学生表演活动提供一些启发和帮助。

英语搞笑小话剧

英语搞笑小话剧（彼得与狼）Peter and the Wolfall : I’ll tell you a story. It is “Peter and the Wolf” Peter: Good morning everyone. What a fine day! How beautiful the green lawn is! Bird: Good morning, Peter.Peter: Good morning, Bird.Bird: It’s a fine morning, isn’t it! All is calm. All is beautiful. Duck: I’m a duck, you see. Peter forgot to lock the door. Now I’m free. How I want to have a good bath in the pool!(Duck jumps into the pool.)Bird: Hi! Who are you? You can’t fly?Duck: Aren’t you a bird! You can’t swim? You see. I can.Bird: You are a fool.Duck: I’m clever. You are a fool.Bird: You are a fool.Duck: I’m clever. You are a fool.(At this time, a black cat is coming quietly.)Cat: Yeh. They are quarrelling. So I have no trouble catching them. Look at me, please.Peter: Take care, Bird. Be careful, Bird.(So the bird flies away.)Duck: You are a thief. Why don’t you catch that bird?Bird: You are a robber. Why don’t you rob me?Cat: Should I go to catch the bird? Should I? I’m afraid when I get there, the bird will fly away.Grandfather: Peter, you see. It is very dangerous here. The duck is running into the pool. If a wolf comes, what should you do then?Peter: I’m a young pioneer. I’m very brave. How can I dare a wolf? (A few minutes later. A very big, cruel wolf comes siletly. The black cat runs away quickly.)Cat, Bird: Oh,! Wolf!Duck: Oh! My dear. The wolf is coming. Let me run quickly.(How can a bird run so fast! Look, the wolf has caught the bird, and eaten him up.)Wolf: How I am satisfied! But I still want to catch the bird andthe black cat.(Now Peter and the grandfather see what has happened. They have a good idea now.)Peter: Bird. Please fly over the wolf’s head. You can fly around and around him. But you should be careful enough.Bird: Wolf. Wolf. Can you catch me? You are a fool! Can you catch me? Catch me!(The wolf is so angry that he jumps up and down. At this moment. Peter and his grandfather throw a rope and catches the wolf.)Cat, Bird, Grandfather: Beat him. Beat him. Don’t let hi m run away. (At this moment. A group of hunters get to the forest. Listen, they are shooting at the wolf.)Peter: Oh, no. Bird and I have caught the wolf. Don’t kill him. Let him alive. Please help us to send him to the zoo.Peter, Gra ndfather,Hunters, Cat, Bird: Oh! Oh! Let’s go to the zoo. Let’s go to the zoo.。

英语搞笑话剧剧本

英语搞笑话剧剧本篇一：搞笑小学英语小品剧本搞笑小学英语小品剧本人物：农夫，兔子A，兔子B，大树。

农夫：I’m a farmer.（稍停顿）[走两步]A cool farmer.（掏出墨镜戴上）[冷酷地走两步，突然被绊了一跤，继续保持冷酷]Eh...When I was yong,I studied in Xu~~~~chuan Middle , I’m rich now！[开始展示名牌，边说边掏]Look！This is my modern mobile——Nokia WC 250！This is my watch!This is my MP3!These are my shoes——(夸张低沉地)ADIDAS!This is… [不经意地掏出一个苹果]Oh,sorry.[扔掉苹果]It’s this![从怀里掏出痒痒挠] Do you know what’s this？痒痒挠？No no no~~You are out!!It’s my modern——锄头~！！[看下表] It is time to do some farming！[开始弯下腰做出锄地的动作]树：I’m a tree!I can do many things!I can sing![做出疯狂摇滚歌手的动作，哼哼哈西！！！]I can dance![跳四小天鹅] Oh?There comes a rabbit! [引导观众看兔子A)。

树站回后台] 兔子A：OK,I’m a rabbit. Now I’m just walking around here.[农夫继续锄地，边锄边上场，突然看见前面有个兔子]农夫：（惊喜地）Lunch！[扔掉痒痒挠]I will catch it！ [偷偷摸摸地跟到兔子后面走][农夫跟在兔子后面。

两个人走啊走。

兔子突然回头。

农夫假装看手表。

两人继续走。

兔子回头。

农夫假装看天气。

两人继续走。

兔子回头。

搞笑话剧剧剧本

搞笑话剧剧剧本Title: Hilarious Comedy Play ScriptScene 1: Living RoomCharacters:- Tom: a clumsy and forgetful husband- Linda: Tom's practical and sensible wife- Jerry: Tom's mischievous and witty best friend- Lucy: Linda's energetic and lively sister(As the curtains rise, Tom is sitting on a couch, absentmindedly flipping through a magazine.)Tom: (muttering to himself) Where did I put my glasses? I can never find anything in this house!Linda: (enters the room, holding Tom's glasses) Tom, they were on your head again!Tom: (laughs sheepishly) Oh, right! Silly me.Scene 2: KitchenCharacters:- Chef: an eccentric and passionate cook- Waiter: clumsy and always mixing up orders(Chef is standing behind the kitchen counter, frantically cooking while Waiter is clumsily serving food to the customers.)Waiter: (carrying a tray of food, accidentally spills it on a customer) Oops! Sorry, sir! Let me get you another one.Customer: (laughs) Well, at least this meal comes with a free shower!Scene 3: ParkCharacters:- Jack: an introverted bookworm- Emily: an outgoing and adventurous girl(Jack is sitting on a park bench, engrossed in a book. Emily walks by, noticing Jack.)Emily: (curiously) What's the book about?Jack: (startled) Oh, hi! It's about ancient civilizations and their mysteries. Want to join me?Emily: (smiling) Sure, but only if you promise to take me on an adventure someday!Scene 4: OfficeCharacters:- Boss: a strict and serious manager- John: a clumsy and accident-prone employee(Boss is sitting at his desk, with John nervously standing in front.)Boss: John, I need you to be more careful with your work. We can't afford any more mistakes.John: (nervously) I'm trying, but accidents always seem to find me!(Boss accidentally knocks over a stack of papers, causing both of them to burst into laughter.)Scene 5: PartyCharacters:- Sarah: the party host- Mike: a professional party crasher(Sarah is busy arranging decorations, while Mike stealthily enters the party.)Mike: (approaching Sarah) Excuse me, miss. I believe I've RSVP'd for this party.Sarah: (confused) I don't remember inviting you.Mike: Well, I'm known for crashing parties. Can't resist the fun!(The crowd gathers around, laughing and dancing together.)Scene 6: Theatre StageCharacters:- Performers: a group of talented actors and actresses(The performers are rehearsing a hilarious comedy play. The audience bursts into laughter throughout the performance.)Scene 7: Final Scene -- Wedding(All characters are gathered at a wedding, celebrating the marriage of Tom and Linda.)Tom: (to Linda) I may be forgetful and clumsy, but you always make me laugh. That's why I married you!Linda: (smiling) And you know how to turn any situation into a comedy!(All characters raise their glasses in a toast to love, laughter, and lifelong friendships.)As the curtains fall, the laughter of the audience echoes throughout the theater, leaving them with joyful memories of an unforgettable comedy play.。

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人物Bunny Cheng: Bunny ChenEliza Lin: DaughterCeline Tu: Reporter et AsideSano Hsieh: Small gangster(小流氓)Trent Cheng: Big gangster(大流氓)——————————————————————————–SCENE IA mother is doing exercise in the living room when the phone is ringing. And her daughter is in the school now.Mom: Hello~Caller: (A boy is crying.) Ha! Your kid is here. Do you hear his voice? If you want to save your kid, prepare the ransom.Mom: Are you crazy? I don’t have a son Don’t try to cheat me. Stupid guy!The mother is very angry and hung up the phone. But later… the phone is ringing again…Mom: Hello~Caller: Hello~ Are you busy now?Mom: (I recognize the voice.) You are a fraud, right? Do you want to trick me again? Is it fun? Don’t do such a boring thing, O.K.? I won’t believe you.Caller: Really? Listen to this.(A girl is crying on the phone, ”mom, help me~ help me~) Mom: Oh~ you are a good actor. This time is better but I still won’t fall into your trap to rob me of my money! If you call again, I will call the cop. Do you understand? (Hang up the phone more angrier.)But the voice sounds like her dau ghter’s and the mom is not disturbed. She decides to go to the elementary school to see her daughter. The mom got there…Mom: Eliza~Eliza: Mom~ why you are here? Are you missing me? Do you come here to pick me up?Mom: Ya~ are you ha ppy in the school? Let’s go home. I want to tell you something on the way home.Mom tells Eliza about the phone scam and wants her to be careful from now on.SCENE IIBecause the mother didn’t believe the two gangsters really kidnapped her kid, the gangs ters were furious. So they decided to kidnap her daughter this time.The gangsters have found the school her daughter studies in, and observed for many days. Today is the day they plan to kidnap the child.The big gangster always focuses on what he’s doing but the small gangster is usually absent-minded.Big gangster: Hey! Concentrate!! (The big gangster hit the small gangster’s head)Small gangster: Ouch! O.K. O.K.At this moment, the girl appears.Small gangster: (Check the picture.) Hey!! Buddy!! Look! Is that her?Big gangster: Ha! Ha! Ha! It’s hunting time.Small gangster: I’m so excited!! Oh~ what a beautiful girl. Just like a fairy. My sweetheart… Buddy do you know? I feel that I get butterflies in my stomach!Big gangster: (Hitting the sm all gangster’s head again.) Hey! Wake up!! Stop day-dreaming. Let’s make a move!Small gangster: Oh~ my baby~ I’m coming!!Big gangster: Hey!! Lady!! Can you do me a favor?Eliza: Sure! What can I do for you?Small gangster: (Murmuring) This beautiful lady has a beautiful heart.Big gangster: Sorry. Ignore what he said.Eliza: Never mind!Big gangster: Thanks! I want to go to Tunghai University. Do you know how can I get there? Eliza: Oh… you sh ould go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.Big gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, turn right and we will see a supermarket at the end of the street. And…Eliza: No! No! No! Go straight until the traffic light, then turn right until you see a convenience store at the corner and turn left. Keep going straight and you would see the university.Small gangster: Go straight until the first traffic light, then turn left and go straight to the end of the street, then we can see the university.Eliza: Oh, my! No! Wrong again! You two are really a stupid guy.Big gangster: It’s too complex. I can’t remember all the directions. I’m a foreigner. And I have an important presentation there. Could you go with us, guide us there? Please~Eliza was confused. But she is a kind person and she likes to help people.Eliza: Umm… let me think… okay!! Let’s go!Small gangster: How kind of you!! My little girl.Big gangster: Sorry. Just ignore him. Thank for your help.Eliza goes with the gangsters.In the gangsters’ car, the small gangster suddenly shows a sharp knife. And shouts, “Don’t move!” Eliza is shocked and starts screaming.Eliza: What are you doing?Small gangster: I’m kidnapping you!Eliza: Oh~ I am so scared.Small gangster: (Talk to the big gangster.) Did you hear that, she is scared?Big gangster: Ya~ we are professional.Eliza: Not funny! I’m hungry. I want to go home! I want to go home!Small gangster: Shut up. Don’t be so noisy!Eliza keeps crying.Small gangster: You! Get out of the car!Big gangster: (Hit the small gangster angrily!) Idiot! I have a stupid partner. (Disappointed) Eliza: I agree! (Nod head.)Big gangster: Don’t cry baby, I give you a lollipop.Eliza: Thank you. How kind of you.SCENE IIIMother is preparing dinner.Mom: Eliza! Eliza! Time for dinner! I’m hungry! Hurry up!No one answers her. And she realizes there is something wrong.Mom: Eliza, where are you? Don’t play hide and seek with me! It’s not funny. I’m h ungry.As the mother is finding her daughter, the phone rings.Mom: Hello~ this is Anderson. I’m busy finding my daughter. Don’t bother me!Big gangster: Are you finding your daughter? Ha! Ha! Ha… she is right here.Mom: Good job! Tell her it’s time for dinner. I’m hungry!Big gangster: Hey! You are clueless. I have already kidnapped your daughter, Eliza Anderson!Mom: Hey! Buddy! Don’t trick me!Big gangster: Sure! Listen! (The gangster takes the phone to Eliza.)Eliza: Hello! Mom! I’m here! They are so kind. They gave me a lollipop. The gangster takes the phone away.Big gangster: Do you believe me now? If you want your daughter to come back for dinner. You have to prepare the ransom of NT $ 20,000,000.Mom: Too expensive! 20% off.Big gangster: Are you buying clothes?Mom: Bargain is my hobby.Big gangster: No negotiation you should bring the ransom to Tunghai Lake at 8:00 pm. And remembe r don’t call the cop. Or you will find your daughter in the lake.Mom: O.K. See you then!At Tunghai Lake. The gangsters and Eliza are baking fish from the lake because they are hungry. At this time, the mother is coming.Mom: Ha! (Mom shouts.)The gangsters and Eliza are shocked. And the small gangster’s fish is falling down on the floor. Small gangster: Oh,! My fish! Who’s there?Mom: It’s me, Bunny Anderson, Eliza’s mother, Anderson’s wife. Where is my daughter? Release my daughter.Eliza: Hi! Mom, I’m here. Do you want to come here to eat fish?Big gangster: Where is the ransom?Mom: Release my daughter first!Big gangster: Give me the ransom first!Mom: No way!And the battle begins.Mom: Justice is always the winner.Eliza: Oh~ Yeah! Mom, you win!Celine: Ha! I got it! I got it! A new…… headline.Celine: I am at Tunghai Lake. Earlier, there was a violent fighting. A watermelon knife V.S. A B.B.Q. fork. According to the witnesses, a mother fought with the gangsters for her daughter. And the mother won. Now, let’s interview the persons involved. Celine: Do you feel regretful? Do you feel sorry to this society?Small gangster: I……Celine: I…… I know. You are very sorry and regretful. How about you? (Turn to the big gangster.)Big gangster: None of your business. (Run to the wall.) Leave me alone.Eliza: Me! Me!Celine: What do you want to say?Eliza: Uh…My mom is so cool. She came to save me!Mom: My turn. My turn.Celine: O.K. O.K. What do you want to say after winning the fight?Mom: Well……Celine: Well, you are very happy and proud of yourself to be the winner in the battle. Mom: Yes. And the gangsters…Celine: Oh, the gangsters are very stupid and silly.Mom: Right. And they…Celine: They want to trick you, but…Mom: But… enough. I’m hu ngry. I want to go home with my daughter.Celine: Next time, if you receive a phone call from a scam artist, here are the things you can do to avoid being tricked. First, stay clam and be skeptical about it. The caller hopes to fool you with a moving story, causing you to forget your good judgment. A little doubt can protect you. Second, verify the story. Call the organization to make sure the story is true. Third, report it to the police. And don’t deal with the villains on your own. One phone call wi ll often expose a trap quickly. However, to tell the truth, the mother is really very brave. She is my idol. I want to keep her sign. This is reporter Celine reporting from Tunghia Lake for TVAS.《出租车司机》英语话剧剧本一天出租车司机Tommy遇到了很多奇怪的事情。

英语幽默短剧剧本

英语幽默短剧剧本篇一：两个英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket Money英语幽默短剧剧本The Pocket MoneyScene1（At Salesman’s home）N: In a dark dirty house, there lived a small, dirty salesman. He always makes unhealthy candies and sells them to the students. He has a lot of money now. But how does he make the candies? Oh, xu ……He is coming!S: Hello, do you know me? No? Oh, let me tell you .I’m the famous candy salesman at the school gate. My candies are very popular,(展示)，I don’t know why. The foolish students always come here. I’ll be a boss soon! Candy, money, candy, money……Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)First, put the flour on the table.Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)Now press, press……Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)Press, press……Oh, my god!Never mind! Just do it!Press, press, the children will not know it , it’s OK,hehehe……Now let me cut it into pieces!另一个白雪公主与七个小矮人Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs 英文短剧本旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The queen married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous. She dressed Snow White in rags and forced her to do the housework all day and all night, such as sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.白雪：( Sweep and mop the floor, do some cleaning, carry water and so on.) 皇后：I’m the new queen. I’m very beautiful. you see. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely.Now, mirror, mirror, come here! 魔镜：Yes, I’m coming. Your Majesty! What do you want to know?皇后：Mirror, mirror, on the wall.Who is the fairest of the all?魔镜：Yes. Your Majesty! You are the fairest of all, I think.But there is a young lady. She is as white as snow, as red as rose and as black as ebony.She is much more beautiful than you.皇后：She is much more beautiful than me?Who is she? Tell me quickly.篇二：搞笑英语话剧剧本搞笑英语话剧剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》搞笑7人剧本《西门吹雪与叶孤城》演员表：西门吹雪、叶孤城、花满楼、king、路人、上官雪儿旁白道具：牛奶两袋，匕首一把，戒子一枚，纸屑若干。

大学生英语幽默短剧剧本_0

大学生英语幽默短剧剧本篇一：英语搞笑短剧剧本三打白骨精Three Times’ Beating Monster人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精（何平） B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B 变化成的老头 T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west E: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,Iwill ,I will………. S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see , boss is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away….. T: Em…….It is a ,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people are enough.B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒)Ah……T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆) B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡) S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it(哭喊) S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killed three lives! S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster! T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）J: boss, brother Monkey is.......T: Don’t mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走) T: （惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B: (抓住T)I’ll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can’t understand......What happened?S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).......Monkey’s intuition(直觉)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I’m sorry(小声) S: What?T: I’m sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）（这个放伴奏） (谢幕)篇二：孔雀东南飞--英语搞笑短剧剧本焦仲卿johnny(j for short)刘兰芝lunch(l for short)焦母johnny’s mother(jm for short)刘母lunch’s mother(lm for short)太守之子mayor’s son(ms for short)强盗burglars(a b and c)prologue 序幕(j作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,j被打中,狼狈不堪)j:everybody says that i’m hen pecked, but in fact,i’m a strong tiger,(小声)while my wife is wusong.译：人人都说我怕老婆，实际上我是老虎，（小声）我妻子是武松。

初中英语短剧剧本《Thefunnytalking》[推荐5篇]

初中英语短剧剧本《Thefunnytalking》[推荐5篇]第一篇：初中英语短剧剧本《The funny talking》郑 Aside [əˈsaid]：（Class will start soon）旁白：马上要上课了方 Tom:Joe,could I see your composition[ˈkɒmpəˈzɪʃn] ?Tom:Joe,我可以看看你的作文吗？杰 Joe：OK。

Joe：好吧。

Aside：（Tom copies the composition and hand in it.In a short time,the teacher come in with a book.）旁白：T om抄袭了作文并交了上去。

不一会儿，老师拿着一本书进来了然 Teacher: Class begin!老师：上课！肖 class monitor['mɒnɪtə(r)] ：Stand up!班长：起立！All the students:Good afternoon,Ms.Green.全体同学：下午好，格莱恩女士。

Teacher:Good afternoon,class.Sit down,please.老师：下午好，同学们。

请坐。

Teacher：Before class, I want to ask you a question: Did you do your homework by yourselves?If you do,please put up your hands.老师：在上课之前，我想问你们一个问题：你们是独立完成家庭作业吗？如果你这样做，请举手。

Aside：(All the students put up their hands.)旁白：（所有学生都举起了手。

）Teacher: But Tom, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother，Joe’s.Did you copy his? 老师: 但是Tom, 你的作文“我的狗狗”里写的东西和你哥哥Joe写得一模一样.你是不是抄袭了他的? Tom: No Ms.Green, it’s th e same dog.Tom: 不是这样的,老师!我们俩养的是同一只狗狗.Aside：(The teacher is angry.At the same time,Frank coming.)旁白：（老师有一些生气。

英语搞笑话剧剧本

英语搞笑话剧剧本英语搞笑话剧剧本英语搞笑话剧剧本（一）从前，一个巫婆有一双臭脚，人们都很讨厌。

所以，她想找一个人换掉她的双脚。

有一天她来到"香国" .她发现，人人都有双香脚。

一天王子午睡，巫婆用自己的臭脚换了王子的香脚。

有一位公主，她总是失眠。

虽然国王和王后在尝试了很多方法，她还不能睡觉。

国王和王后陛下非常担心自己的女儿。

最后，他们就发现了一个方法：每当公主无法入睡，她只需要嗅觉王子的臭脚，然后她将睡得很好。

最后王子和公主很幸福的生活在一起。

人物Ada: Little girlCandy: QueenEvander: KingEvelynJoel: PrinceRita: Singer /WomanYilina: WitchSummaryOnce upon a time…A witch had a pair of stink y feet. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.And one day she flied to "Fragrance Country". She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree. At that time, the witch exchanged her own stinky feet with the prince’s fragrant feet.There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in "Beauty Country". Although the king and the queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep.The king and the queen were very worried about their daughter.And then, they discovered a perfect method for the princess to fall asleep: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, she only had to smell the prince’s stinky feet, and then she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess lived happily together.SCENE I（One afternoon, a girl, Ada, is reading a book）Ada: Oh~ what an interesting story! Once upon a time…A witch had a pair of stinky feet. They smelt worse than stinky tofu. They were very disgusting. So, she wanted to find a person to change her feet.Ada: And one day she flied to "Fragrance country". She found everyone there had a pair of fragrant feet. And the prince had the most fragrant pair of feet. The prince took a nap and snored under the tree.Witch: （screaming and laughing and dancing）I’m the most perfect witch who has both beauty and intelligence. More and more people fall for my…my … feet! Oh no, my feet! I’m such a charming witch, but why do my feet stink so much? Everyone faints when they smell my feet. The smell of my feet can kill mice. Oh, I don’t want to live. I want to fly away!（Flying to the Fragrance country）Witch: （Crying） I hate my feet! I hate my feet! （in a low voice） Ha-ha, what’s the smell? It smells so sw eet. （Searching）Oh. What a handsome boy. （Come closer and take a deep breath）Oh, oh, oh, why do his feet have such a sweet smell? It’s just notfair! （Angrily）Not fair! Look, he’s sleeping and snoring. Let me exchange my feet with his! （Doing magic and laughing loudly）Oh, my feet. You smell so sweet! Now I’m really the most charming witch. （Fly away）Prince: （Asleep and dreaming） Oh! What a beautiful girl you are! You are my only one – my dear princess.Prince: （Wake up!）Oh~ what’s wrong? What a bad sm ell!! The room smells of stinky tofu. Is it my table? My hand? My chair? My head? Or my window? Oh no! It’s my feet. I have a pair of stinky feet. How did it happen? （Hold on to his head.）（Run away）I can’t believe it!-SCENE II（The prince is walking and sees some crows on the way.）Prince: Oh~ there are many crows.Crow A: Please go away…Crow B: Quickly! It’s full of bad smell here.Crows: We are going to die, because your feet are too disgusting.Prince: Oh! I am so sorry…My feet cause you much trouble…Sorry~!（Prince continues to walk. He sees some flowers.）Prince: Hum~ I like the perfume of flowers.Flower A: Oh! I can’t live without fresh air.Flower B: Keep your feet far away from us, please.Flowers: Your feet are too disgusting.Prince: Why does everyone dislike me? I am so sad and I am sorry for making you feel bad.（Prince continues to walk.）Prince: What can I do? I want my sweet-smelling feet back.（Many strangers are buying from vendors on the road.）Stranger A: Did you step in something? Check your shoes.Stranger B: Oh! Don’t talk nonsense.Stranger C: I know where that bad smell comes from. It’s him.Strangers: Just get lost! Dirty man!Prince: Oh I’m sorry. I’m not a dirty man. My feet are really disgusting.（Prince continues to walk.）-SCENE IIIAda: There was a princess who couldn’t sleep in "Beauty country."Although king and queen tried many methods, she still couldn’t sleep.Ada: The king and the queen are very worried about their daughter. Then, they finally found a perfect solution after several trials and failures…（In the palace.）Queen: I am the queen!King: Of course I am the king!Queen: You never care about your daughterKing: So…what happened to our baby?Queen: My dear daughter can’t sleep!King: So…what can we do?（Queen brings many kinds of pills to her daughter.）King: Oh~my dear, just take them all.Princess: Take them all? Are you sure?King: Yes!Princess: （Take medicine）I still can’t sleep me still can’tsleep!（Try another method.）King: Hey my dear! Dad teaches you a good way to fall sleep: Counting Sheep.Princess: 1 sheep 2 sheep 3 sheep ……（Try a third method.）Queen: I know a girl with a beautiful voice. Maybe she can make our daughter sleep.King: Yes yes! （Open the door） Is she the one? （See Ada）Queen: Oh~no!King: Is she the one?Queen: Of course! Please start singing!Rita: I am a magic singer. （Clean the throat.） Can I start to sing?Rita: Baby sleep. Baby sleep. Baby hurry to sleep. Everybody sing with me…Princess: Shut up! Get out of here!!King: I think these methods are not good ideas. We’ll think of better ideas.Queen: Hum…I have an idea…maybe we can……King: You can say that again.Queen: Let’s get ready.（King and queen are preparing …）Princess: Daddy! Mommy! It’s time to sleep! Don’t forget to take medicine.（King and queen are disguised as ghosts in order to scare the princess to sleep.）King: Oh, no! It didn’t work. Maybe we should get help from people.Queen: OK! （Point to Ada） You just do it. Go out on thestreets and find some help.-SCENE IV（Prince walks in the Beauty Country and looks at a crowd of people. Some people try to make the princess sleep.）Prince: （To himself.）A woman among the crowd: I’ve tried several ways and still they didn’t work! I think I can make the princess sleep! Can I try?King & Queen: Yes! It’s our pleasure. Please try.Prince: Thank you! （Take his shoes off and put his feet in front of the princess’s face.） Sorry! My dear princess!Princess: Oh! Your feet smell so awful. I can’t breathe and I want to sleep.King & Queen: Oh no! My dear~ What happened to you? Don’t scare us!（King touches her nose to check if the princess breathes.）King: She’s still breathing. She just fell asleep.（Queen hugs the Princess.）Queen: Thank you! Oh, thank God! My dear baby finally fell asleep.King: （To the prince.） Oh! Thank you! We are very lucky to meet you.Prince: I can’t believe it! My disgusting feet have magic power!!Queen: Oh! Don’t say that! They are not disgusting at all. Congratulations! You are going to marry my dear daughter.King: Yes! This is a happy ending.Ada: Whenever the princess couldn’t sleep, all she had to do was to smell the prince’s stinky feet. And then, she would sleep very well. In the end, the prince and the princess livedhappily together.英语搞笑话剧剧本（二）旁白：话说梁山伯和祝英台59年前一同来到刚刚成立的吉林农业大学学习英语。

英语戏剧有趣英语小短剧

英语短剧六() 班刘靖怡开场前四人在幕前介绍自己：A ：乞丐 A : Hello, I am a beggar .【乞丐：你好，我是一个乞丐。

】B ：商人 B : Hello, I am a businessman .【商人：你好，我是一个商人。

】E ：椅子 E : Hello, I am a chair .【椅子：你好，我是一把椅子。

】F ：记者 F : Hello, I am a reporter .【记者：你好，我是个记者。

】剧本正文：A:Sir ,sir ！Please give me a piece of bread .I am hungry to die .【 A ：先生，先生！请给我一片面包。

我快饿死了。

】B:Get away,get away,dirty man .【 B ：走开，走开，肮脏的人。

】A:But…sir…Please listen to me！【 A ：但是…先生的…请听我说！】E:Oh，Man are always very tired .【 E ：唉，男人总是很烦。

】E:Sir!You lost your wallet!You can be a little smarter?【 E ：先生！你丢了钱包！你能聪明一点吗？】F : Good morning, everybody . I saw a very weird thing—— a chair opens its mouth .Now,I will interview the two Witness .【 F：早上好，各位。

我看到了一个非常奇怪的事情——一把椅子说话了。

现在，我将采访两个目击者。

】B :The chair can speak !Strange happenings！Strange happenings! (胡言乱语)【 B ：这椅子能说话！怪事！怪事！】F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad . We needn't take notice of him .Let me interview the other man .“Hello,sir .Can you tell man why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?【 F：我很抱歉的告诉你，这个男人已经疯了。

4人幽默剧本英语带翻译

4人幽默剧本英语带翻译适合4个人表演的幽默英语情节要精炼简洁，主题明确，最好在对剧本是安排好发展。

4人幽默英语剧本(一)公园记(四人课堂话剧)A(衣衫褴褛) B(衣着光鲜) C小花 E椅子 F新闻记者B坐在E上吃东西，A一乞丐上前。

A：先生，先生，请给我些面包，谢谢，我饿得不行了。

B：(厌恶)让开，让开。

(然后便起身离开，这时他的钱包掉到E 上头了) A：先生，先生。

(A看见后，立即拾起，追上了走远的B) B：让开，让开啊，我没吃的了，也没钱了。

(看也不看A，仍自顾自地走了) C：他真愚蠢啊A：可&bdquo;&bdquo;先生&bdquo;&bdquo;您听我说&bdquo;&bdquo;(仍拉着B衣服的后摆)B：挖，你这人怎么这么讨厌!(还是没有回头看A一眼)C：椅子啊，你会不会觉得刚刚坐在你身上的人特愚蠢?E：唉，人总是这么愚蠢啊~~~~与此同时A与B还在纠缠，这时E终于隐忍不住爆发了。

E：先生!你的钱包丢了!你怎么这么傻啊。

A与B同时回头，看见了那会说话的椅子E，吓昏过去了。

这一幕恰巧被经过的F看见了。

于是F就报道了这一事件。

F：大家好，我是新闻记者F，今天我看见了一个奇异的现象，一个椅子说话了，两个人被吓昏了，下面我将采访一下被吓昏的两个人。

B：哦，上帝，哦，妈妈。

F：这个人傻了，我们不鸟他了，下面我采访一下另一个人吧，请问你为什么不告诉他，他的钱包丢了?A：对不起，我不知道“钱包”这个单词怎么讲&bdquo;&bdquo;F：通过这一事件，我们可以认识到，掌握一门外语的重要性，以及金钱给人类带来的影响。

是吗，椅子?E：是啊，是啊。

(E傻傻地拼命点头)C：唉，人可真愚蠢，椅子也被他们弄傻了。

A:Sir,sir,please give me a piece of bread.thank you,sir.I'm hungry to die.B:Get away,get away,dirty man.A:Sir,sir!!B:Run away,please run away.I have no food,and I don't have money,eitherC:Hey,xiao D,he is so foolish,isn't he?A:But....sir....please listen to me.....B:Wa,why are you so disgusting!!C:Hey,chair,do you feel the man sat on you a moment ago is very stupid.E:Ai,pretty flower,do you know,men are always verysilly.E:Sir!you lost your wallet!Can't you be more clever?F:Good morning,everybody.I'm a jonrnist F. Today I saw a very weird thing--a chair open her mouth,and two men are frightened to faint. Now,I will intenview the two nozzy man.B:Wo,my god,wo,my,mum.F:I'm sorry to tell you this man has been mad.We needn't take notice of him.Let me interview the other man,Hello,man,can you tell men why didn't you tell him he lost his wallet?A:I'm sorry,I don't know how to speak "钱包" in english......F:Dear audience,through this thing we can learn that how improtant it is to mastery a foreign language,and how lagre the money affect us. Is that all right,chair?E:Yes,yes.C:Ai,men is so silly.四人英语话剧剧本The Rolling Orange人物Tom:Father OrangeKlye:Mother OrangeWallis:Older Sister OrangeJessie:Little Brother OrangeCharactersFather Orange:He is a middle-aged,considerate,and thoughtful man.Mother Orange:She is a younger and more youthful woman than Father.She is also very optimistic.Older Sister Orange:She is young ,energetic,and competitive .Little Brother Orange:He is the youngest and,therefore,a little spoiled.SCENE I 场景一：果园One Morning in an Orange Orchard.(Today is a sunny day .An orange family is discussing nervously about something on an orange tree in an orchard.) Father:I was awakened early this morning by the sound of trucks in the field (yawning).Mother:Well,it wasn’t the first time to be like this.Sister:A whole bunch of strange men was brought in by trucks.Brother:That really scared me.They got out and started to climb up ladders.Sister:(Afraid suddenly) Oh!My friends were grabbed and put into large bags.I could hear them yell for help.Father:Hey!We shouldn’t look at them; otherwise,they’ll notice us.Mother:But it’s useless.Sister:Oh,God!We’re discovered!Brother:Oh!We’re being grabbed and pulled from our branches.What will we do for food and water?Sister:It will be so uncomfortable going to town in that bag with a lot of strangers.Mother:Well,we’ll just have to do our best.Father:Yeah!SCENE IIOn a Fruit Stand.(After having been on the road in a bag for half an hour,they are placed on a fruit stand.)Sister:Gee!This place is so cold and desolate.I wish we had our friends here on this stand (looks at the opposite fruit stall).Brother:I tried to make friends with these people on our way here,but everyone looked pretty uncomfortable and scared.(Suddenly)Sister:Oh!Mother!How could they do that?Mother:What are you talking about?Brother:I know what she’s talking about (Brother turns to look).Father:What did you see?Sister:My friends were cut up and eaten.How could they do that?I’m so scared.Father:Now,children,be calm.Mother:Sh~Someone’s coming.Father:Try to be quiet.Sister:I don’t want to be taken away.Brother:Oh!My friend’s being taken away.Sister:Your friend looks so fat.Mother:If we look sour,maybe we won’t be taken away.Brother:That’s a bright idea.But how could we look sour?Mother:Now,children,stop being scared and calm down.Father:Oh!No!I’m being looked at.Mother:I told you not to eat so much.Now you look so fat and juicy.(Father is being taken away.)Brother:Oh,no,Dad!Father:(Sadly) Good bye,children.Sister:Oh!Dad’s being put into the basket and taken away.Mother:Oh,no!Brother:Stop that.Our father can’t be taken away.Mother:Look,he’s being bagged and put into a cart.Sister:Hey!The cart’s wheels are going out of the store.Brother:A car’s pulling up.Mother:Oh,no!His bag is being picked up.Sister:But it’s breaking.And Dad’s falling out.Brother:Dad’s rolling away.All:(Jumping up and down cheering) ROLL!ROLL!He’s getting away.Sister & Brother:Yip!Yip!Hurray for Dad!Mother:Oh!Thank God.。

英语舞台剧剧本,五到十分钟

《孔雀东南飞》（英文搞笑话剧）——金科Wanders every five miles焦仲卿Johnny(J for short) 刘兰芝Lunch(L for short)焦母Johnny’s mother(JM for short) 刘母Lunch’s mother(LM for short)太守之子Mayor’s son(MS for short) 强盗Burglars(AB and C)Prologue(J作被打状跑上台,内砸出一卷纸筒,J被打中,狼狈不堪)J: Everybody says that I’m hen pecked, but in fact, I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my wife is WuSong.(指着上台处的门大声道)I’m not afraid of you!(内砸出一脸盆,Ｊ接住当成盾牌护着头)Then, I’m afraid of whom?My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the neighbor-hood. She is braver than me, smarter than me and stronger than me. All thisI do not care.I only want her to be tender than me. But she is not! Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!As you see , people live around here all said that I am not a man. Yes, I am not a man, I am a handsome man.(手撩头发做臭美状)(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)My God! Who can help me?(下)Act1(序幕结束时,JM作窃听状)JM(拄拐棍上):I can!(对门内)Lunch! Lunch! Where are you?L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here! What’s up mum?JM: I’ve told you again and again that you should call me“ my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”.L: OK. My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’sup? （口气很不情愿）JM: Since you married my son you have behaved so badly. You have been so rude, so brusque, so lazy……L: But……JM:Never interrupt me!L: Never interrupt me!（手势）Since I married your son, that terrible Johnny（语气重点头）, I have been working hard all day long, cooking and washing. I have raised（掰手指头数）ten soft hous and sof pigs and ducks and chicken and……JM: But all those you have done are not as valuable as a grandson!L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh, you want a grandson, don’t you?(开始解围裙)Go and ask your son. I’m leaving!(扯下围裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)Act2(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)L: Mum, I’m back!LM:（惊讶睁大眼）You are back? Why? What happened?L: I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.（怨愤抱拳在胸前）LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See! （手指向兰芝）I have already told you!（咳嗽两声）When you insisted on marrying that terrible Johnny,（咳）I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor, but you did not listen to me. Look at yourself…… （咳咳咳）L: But, mum…… （很委屈温声细语）LM: Never interrupt me!L: Mum, I’m not interrupting you. I just want to tell you that you are always right OK? And I’ll marry whom ever you want me to LM(大喜):Nice girl!（竖大拇指）Just now, I met the mayor`s son in the market. He said:“If your daughter h aven’t been married, I really really want to marry her!” Now you are free again, I’ll go and tell him.(下)L(惊愕):What? （手捂下巴）The mayor`s son? The most famous play boy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅铲掉在地上)What a silly thing I have done! No, I will not marry a man like that!（扭身子撒娇）LM: But he is really handsome…L: ...ok, go ahead!Act3(J睡眼惺忪上)J(边走边道):Lunch! Lunch! Where are my socks?(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下)Er! How smelly! They are still dirty!(突然想起)Lunch has gone! I have to wash them myself.(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh, I’m so hungry! But there’s no breakfast!(捡起地上的围裙)This is what Lunch always wears! I miss her so much, and her excellent cooking skill! Now she has gone. I have to cook for my mother and myself.JM(上):Where’s my breakfast?Where’s Lunch? Hasn’t she got up yet?J: Mum, can’t you remember? Lunch has gone! （手揉眼哭）JM(沉吟片刻):Well, to tell you the truth Johnny, a son without a wife is useless. Lunch is a nice girl, go and take her back!J(立正敬礼):Yes madam!Act4(J开心地走着（慢跑状步行），忽然跳出来三个强盗) J往后一跳，手放下巴下面A: Hey you!（指J）Stop and listen to us!（指自己胸口）The road is built by me!(单手人猿泰山状抬脚重重地踩在一块大石头上)B: And I planted one tree!(竖食指做1状，亦抬脚踩在同一块石头上)C: If you want to go by this street---(欲踩石头，但踩到了A的脚)AB&C: Give us all your money! （齐伸手）J(搜遍了每一个口袋，掏出１角硬币):Is 1mao enough?(三强盗晕倒状，接着三人聚在一边商量) A: What bad luck! This guy is broken!B: If we can not rob any money today, we will have nothing to eat tonight!C:I heard that the mayor’s son is going to marry Miss LiuLanzhi next month. We can go and rob the wedding!A&B: Good idea!J(惊讶):What? What? Lunch is going to get married? It’s impossible!AB&C:Why? A pretty girl and a rich man,what a good couple!J:But Lunch is my wife! We haven’t got divorced yet!(突然有了主意)I’ve got an idea! You are going to rob the wedding, don’t you?I’ll go with you. You take the money and I take the bride.B: Have you got any experience?J: No. But I’ve got thi s!(J脱下鞋子从里面摸出一张支票，上书＄１，０００，０００强盗头头念出来)Act5(转眼已到了婚礼之期．MS意气风发用红绸牵着新娘上，L盖着红盖头极不情愿地被拉上台)L(to her mother): Dont you say he is handsome? （委屈状手放下巴）LM: no! I just say he has some hands..(J和三强盗跃至台中)ABC&J: Hey you! Stop and listen to us!A: The road is built by me!B: And I planted one tree.C: If you want to go by this street---J: Give us all your money!（张开怀抱）(L听到J的声音，掀起了盖头)L(惊喜万分):Johnny!(不顾一切地飞奔到J，拥抱，并躲到了J的身后，J做老母鸡张翅状护住)(MS大怒，挥拳向J打来．J矮身一躲，MS打中了J身后的L，L晕倒)J(火冒三丈):How dare you beat my wife!（挥拳向MS冲去）(J与MS混战，JM上，以拐杖击晕MS) (J将MS胸前的新郎标志扯下戴在自己胸前) J(扶起L，关切地问):Honey ,how are you?L(哭状):I hurt a lot!J: Don’t cry baby. I’ll go and fetch the medicine.(下)L(起身去追):Wait for me!(跑下)(音乐起Can You Celebrate)。

中小学英语短剧剧本精选5篇

P1: The wolf is very strong!
P2: He wants to eat us!
P3: My god, help me! (三只小猪都在床底下)
W: Little pigs, little pigs. Let me come in!
P1P2P3: No! Not by the hair on our chinny chin chins.
W : Open the door! I can get the house down! (吹三下，没动，鼓足又吹三下，迟疑了一下) Why ? (最后吹三下，开始喘气了，然后倒地)
P1p3p2 : Yeah ! We are safe!
旁白：The wolf is very angry ! He has a good idea! He climbs the chimney! The birds tell the three little pigs!
(鸟叫声)
B1/2：Hello, pigs.
P1/2/3: Hello, birds.
B1/2：It is a nice morning. Nice to meet you!.
P1/2/3Leabharlann Nice to meet you, too. How are you today?
B1/2：We are fine. How about you?
（老狼出现，做饥饿状，狼嚎音乐，肚子咕咕叫声）
W: Gu, gu, gu gu gu. I’m very hungry. Oh, I sniff the pig’s smell. Aha! I have a good idea ! (来到第一只小猪的门前敲们) Little pig, little pig , let me come in!

搞笑的英语剪简短话剧

搞笑的英语剪简短话剧1.搞笑的英语短话剧2.搞笑的英语短话剧,7个人左右的1.Do You Know My Work?One night a hotel caught fire, and the people who were staying in it ran out in their night clothes. Two men stood outside and looked at the fire. “Before I came out,” said one,“I ran into some of the rooms and found a lot of money. People don't think of money when they're afraid. When anyone leaves paper money in a fire, the fire burns it. So I took all the bills that I could find.No one will be poorer because I took them.”“You don't know my work,” said the other. “What is your work?”“I'm a policeman.“Oh!” cried the first man. He thought quickly and said,“And do you know my work?”“No,”said the policeman.“I'm a writer. I'm always telling stories about things that never happened.”3.搞笑简短的英语小品”As she walked through the forest. “What big eyesWord文档 1you have got, Grandma.”said the wolf.“Oh, no!”cried the little girl!”she said.”they said to the hunter.帮你沾来的. She has got a cold.“What a big mouth you have got, Grandma.”thought the hunter.The hunter cut open the wolf. Grandma and Little Red Coat were still alive. They jumped out of the wolf. “Bye-bye, a wolf saw her?”“I'm going to my grandma's house.The bad wolf ate Little Red Coat, too.“Come in, please.”The big wolf opened the door and walked into the room?” asked the wolf.“She lives in the house near the forest. There are some big trees in front of her house.” Said Little Red Coat. “What a big stomach he has got. “Thank you, “Hello. He ate Grandma up.He put on Grandma's coat and trousers. Then he lay in bed.Little Red Coat walked into her grandma's room.The wolf was sleeping on Grandma's bed.At this time, a hunter came and saw the wolf, little girl.” The wolf ran to the grandma's house.Grandma asked, “Who is it?”“It's me, Little Red Coat.Grandma and Little Red Coat were very happy.” said the wolf, litter girl. Where are you going.” Said Little Red Coat.“Where does she live! Grandma must be in his stomachThe little girl liked wearing a red coat. So everybody called her Little Red Coat.One day, her grandma hadWord文档 2a cold. Her mother said to Little Red Coat, “my dear, send some bananas and cakes to your grandma.“Because I want to eat you, my dear!” she said.“Because I want to see your pretty face.”said the wolf4.要简单点的搞笑五六人的英语小短剧One day a postman came to a house but found no one was at home. He went to the next house and asked the neighbour, "Excuse me, when is Mrs. Smith coming back?" The neighbor said, "Oh, I don't know her well. But I know she works from Monday to Friday. And some Saturdays and some Sundays." "So when does Mrs. Smith come back?" “She leaves about 7:40 in the morning and gets home at about 5:30. But sometimes she is late, because she goes to the store.” "Oh, I'm sorry I can't wait for her. Would you please give the box to her?" "Oh, no. I don't know her well. Her kids are coming from Tokyo this evening. She is shopping right now. She wants to buy some food her kids." "But would you just pass the box to her please?" "Oh, I'm sorry. I don't know her well." (Introduction): Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally heWord文档 3failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）： Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world？（画外音：It's you, Prince Dan！太子丹高兴状） Thank u mirror！（面对观众） I'm Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do？（向幕里大叫） Where is my minister？阿三（毕恭毕敬）： Honey, I am coming. 太子丹：I've told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”！阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~ （作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent！（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is the right candidate？阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world. 太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK？阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华 Now, you will see why I was upsetWord文档 4at first.D: Jim, you don't know what a nice –what a beautiful , nice gift I've got for you. Can you guess?J: I'm sorry. I won't guess.D: Look. A gold watch chain. Isn't it lovely ,Jim? I hunted all over the town to find it. You'll have to look at the time a hundred times a day now. Give me your watch. I want to see how it looks on it .J: Della, Let's put our Christmas gifts away and keep them a while. They're too nice to use just at present. I sold the watch to get the money. And I bought the combs. Now, Let's have our supper.礼物旁白：明天是圣诞节，但是德拉觉得很难过，因为她无钱为她丈夫吉姆买一圣诞礼物，她只有1.87美元，他们一个月只有20美元的收入，那很难再从中省钱了。

白雪公主英文搞笑话剧

白雪公主英文搞笑话剧第一场旁白：Once upon a time, there was a queen. She had a pretty daughter named Snow White. Soon after the child was born, the queen died. The kind married another queen. The stepmother was very jealous and cruel. She treated Snow White badly.在很久很久以前，有一个皇后，她有一个名叫白雪公主的可爱女儿。

在这个孩子出生不久，皇后就去世了。

国王娶了另外一个皇后，这个后妈很妒忌别人和残忍。

她对待白雪公主的态度非常坏。

公主:(出场,) 唱：【I'm a cute cute girl with a bad bad mom. It's a big big thing if you love me.选自big big world】My horror mother always obliges me, such a beautiful，handsome，humor，smart，lovely，kind princess to do a lot of homework…oh I cannot bear it. So I just make a brilliant decision: running away(离开) 我恐怖的后妈总是逼我这样一个美丽，帅气，幽默，聪明，可爱，善良的公主去做很多的作业……噢，我不能忍受了。

所以，我就做了一个很明智的选择：离开这里。

皇后(上场)：I’m the legendary cruel queen , oh，no ，it’sthe legendary beautiful、greedy、bloody queen. If anyone is more beautiful than me, I’ll kill her. I have a magic mirror. If I want to know something, It will tell me surely. Now, mirror, mirror, come here!我就是传授中残忍的皇后，噢，不，是传说中美丽，贪婪、嗜血的皇后。