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英语小品剧本--孙悟空vs猪八戒（5篇范例）

英语小品剧本--孙悟空vs猪八戒（5篇范例）第一篇：英语小品剧本 -- 孙悟空vs猪八戒英语小品剧本--孙悟空vs猪八戒An English play----Pig Guy has been defeated by Monkey King悟空：师傅，是不是太累了？休息一下再走吧。

Master, are you tired? Let’s have a rest.唐僧：没关系，前面不远就有人家了，到了那里再休息吧。

I am fine.Let’s have a rest later.Look!There is a house over there.悟空仔细地搀扶唐僧继续行走，同时另一边老头、老妈、小媳妇出场。

小媳妇（做哭状）：爹、妈，我……Daddy, mommy, I, I …老头：女儿，快走吧，不然那猪精来了，就走不了了。

Honey, hurry up.The spirit is coming soon.小媳妇走几步又回头跑回老妈的怀里，抱头痛哭。

老头在一边叹息，擦泪。

唐僧、悟空走到他们面前。

悟空：师傅，到了。

Master, here we are.唐僧（走到老头面前行礼，悟空看见了正在哭的母女俩，觉得奇怪，上下打量）：老施主，我是从东土大唐前往西天取经的和尚，想借贵地休息一晚，不知方便否？Excuse me, sir.I am the monk from the east.Can we stay over here tonight?老头（做哽咽状）：哦，是东土大唐来的高僧啊，可以可以。

（别过脸去继续哭泣）Oh, you are the monk from the east.Sure.Sure, come in, please ……唐僧正在奇怪，老妈闻声抬起头，仔细打量唐僧，突然扑到唐僧面前。

老妈：高僧啊，你可要救救我的女儿，救救我们一家啊。

Master, please save my daughter, save my family…唐僧：老施主休要伤心，有什么事慢慢说。

西游记英文版剧本

[标签:标题]篇一：英语-西游记英文搞笑剧本孙悟空Monkey ( M for short ) 白骨精Jenny White ( J for short )唐僧Tang Seng ( T for short ) 黄袍怪Yellow ( Y for short )沙僧Sha Seng ( S for short ) 猪八戒Pig ( P for short )Act 1（J 照着镜子上台）（这时，电话铃响了起来，J不耐烦地接过听筒，于是，一个更另她心烦的声音就在电话那头响起。

）Y: Hello! It’s me.J: I know it’s you. You call me every day ，it has 400 years 。

Y: And today, I’ll ask the same question again.Will you marry me?(J对这位契而不舍的追求者已厌烦到了极点。

)J: You wish ! I get one more pimple. How bad!Y: Ah! I just call to tell you the meat of Tang Seng can make you beautiful and Tang Seng will come to our place.We can go and catch him together.J: ok ,ok,. I will have a rest.(不待Y说完，J就没好气地挂断了电话。

)Y；Refuse me again .I will never give up.(说罢，好不威风的下台去了)J: How nasty he is! ( 她想了想，说) But Tang Seng is really good for me.（拿起一副望远镜。

J便观察起T的行踪来。

)J: ( 欢喜万分) Ah-ha,(M握着金箍棒在前面探路,打电话给T)M：Hi,master.T; monkey,where are we ?M; DaHuangZheng,JieShouShiM; Ok，we are coming.(P在前面摇摆走着，T随后，可怜S提着许多行李上台)M；master，please（指着一休息地方）（J拿起一纸筒，把耳朵凑上去偷听T师徒四人谈话）T: Monkey! You are great, thank you very much ,I am happy to be your teacher and...... (P懒洋洋地突然打断)P: Sir! I’m so hungry.T: I’m hungry too. Monkey, go and buy some food。

搞笑英文话剧剧本(三打白骨精)

搞笑英文话剧剧本Three Times’ Beating Monster人物：T唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：猪八戒 J：沙僧B：白骨精 B1：B变成的村姑 B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头 N：哪吒T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look,master (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures ofbeautiful girls with you!E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will , I will……….S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get mesome food?E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）E: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’sbooks. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it! T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific!Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)B1: (接近三人，望着)Can I join you?T: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against Landlord and threepeople are enough.B1: (在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a master-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S: (回来，看见B1)Oh,monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒)Ah……T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱)S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, master?(扶T) J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊) S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住 )You have killedthree lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》E: Master, brother Monkey is.......T: Scratch! Don't mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T: （惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr Tang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened?S: Master,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearanceinto three shapes in order to cheat you! T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)N: Excuse me, where is the cniminal?S; Ah......you are too late ,Nezha!(对T)I've called the police.N: (摇醒B)You are under arrest .(出示证件)You have the right to remain silent If you give up the right, anything you will say can and willbe against you in a court of law!(带走B)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声)S: What?T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）T: Let's go guys!( 歌)S: You are carrying the luggage, I am leading the horse.E: Say goodbye to the sun, Welcome evening glow.J: Sleeping on the ground, again we set out set out, again we set out.T.S.E.J: Ah......Ah...... Sleeping on the ground again we set out.T: One after the other the seasons go by,and ohe after the other, the year go on. You wonder where the road is. The road is under your feet.T.S.E.J: You uonder where the road is, the road is under your feet.....英语话剧剧本The BusA Story about Love and Stinky Feet5-6人英语剧本，公交车上的故事，适合大学生活，关于爱和臭脚的故事。

英语搞笑改编短剧剧本-孙悟空三打白骨精

英语搞笑改编短剧剧本-孙悟空三打白骨精第一篇：英语搞笑改编短剧剧本-孙悟空三打白骨精Beat it!人物：T:唐僧M:孙悟空P:猪八戒S:沙僧X:白骨精原型B1:白骨精变成的村姑B2:白骨精变成的漂亮的女人B3: 白骨精变成男人T: Emitofo, Wow…,boys,this place looks beautiful.where we are now?......Does any one of you know what this place is? 众徒弟们摇头，除了八戒在看书。

T: bajie, give me the map(不回头，懒洋洋的问)T:bajie? Give the map to me!（严肃的问）八戒依旧看书，不理睬。

M: Idiot, What are you looking at?孙悟空用棍子打了一下八戒，八戒才注意，赶忙藏书。

但为时已晚，M一把抢过。

M: Look，monster…..(把书抢走交给师傅)T:(很吃惊)（转身训斥八戒）Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!P: Oh, master!Forgive me。

I will never do this again(伸手拿回)T:(缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the west.P: Master, we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow so.我这肚子饿了。

M: Fat Pig!P: Monkey, if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….M: You will what(凶相)? P: I will help you catch fleas 跳蚤。

英语搞笑短剧剧本-西游记

Once there was true love for me, but I did not treasure it. Now it’s too late to regret. Nothing in the world can be more painful than that. If only time could go back, if only God could give me one more chance, I would say to the girl: “I love you.”If you dare ask me how long my love will last, my answer will be at least 10,000 years.Beat it!人物：T:唐僧吕欢 M:孙悟空徐彩凤 P:猪八戒艾翘 S:沙僧李岩艳X:白骨精原型乌凡迪 X1:白骨精变成的男人张伊僮X2:白骨精变成的女人王彧 Q:女儿国王后孙栾营T: Wow…,boys,this place looks beautiful. where we are now?Does any one of you young men know what this place is?众徒弟们摇头，除了八戒在看书。

T: bajie, give me the map(不回头，懒洋洋的问)T:bajie? Give the map to me!（严肃的问）T：bajie! Give the fucking……..(转过身看到八戒在看书)T:(很吃惊) hey！bajie，you are making youself a new man.what kind of book are you reading? Is it 《jingangjing》or 《dabeizhou》?八戒依旧看书，不理睬。

T:(凑过去)let me have a look at it!八戒才注意，赶忙藏书。

英语搞笑短剧剧本-西游记

英语搞笑短剧剧本-西游记In this funny English play。

we have ___。

Bajie。

Wukong。

the prototype of the female and male White Bone Spirits。

and the King of the Women's Country。

Tang and his disciples arrive at a beautiful place。

but they don't know where they are。

Tang asksfor the map。

but Bajie is too busy reading a book。

Tang gets angry and demands the map。

but Bajie still ignores him。

Eventually。

___ why they can't think about ___ to listen to Tang and looks innocent.need proper food。

not just bananas。

Get me some rice and vegetables。

And next time。

make sure you listen to my ___.After giving ns to Monkey。

Tang turned to Pigsy and asked him to leave so he could rest in peace。

Once Pigsy left。

Tang ___ to call his lover。

the king of the girl country。

When he finally got through to her。

she ___ he could only call her when he was alone。

英语剧本(猪八戒VS孙悟空)New

英语小品剧本—Sutra-Seek取西经一、道具准备（Tools needed）1、一瓶水（one bottle of water）2、一条木棒（one sticks）3、一个面具（one masks）4、一个羽毛球拍(a battledore)二、出场人物（Performer）1、孙悟空（Monkey king—Wukong）2、民女（The girl）3、猪八戒(Pig guy —Bajie)4、唐僧（Master—Tangzeng）三、情景（scene）Monkey king was going to seek for the sutra when Pig Guy was chasing the girl. Now, let’s go to see what happens.Chapter 1P: Don’t be shy! Come on, we will become a couple.G: No, I don’t want to.P: just look at me, I am so handsome.G: Y ou are telling lies. Y ou are just a pig.P: Tell you the truth. I used to be ……G: Stop! Stop! Stop! I don’t believe it. Y ou, a foolish ugly pig, let me go.P: Shut up, stupid. （spat her）G: Help! Help! Help!P: Ha Ha Ha, nobody can hear you.Monkey king heard some one was shouting from a way of distance.Chapter 2MK: No, you are wrong. I can hear it.M: So do I.P: Who you are?MK: I’m the Mahatma（齐天大圣）, the king of the monkeys.P: Ha Ha Ha, monkey? Y ou think you can defeat（击败）me? Ha Ha Ha, stupid. （Give him the battledore）MK: Go to hell!( So Monkey King was fighting with Pig Guy. )（激烈交锋）M: Stop fighting, you are brothers.MK (amazing): What? Brothers?（Pig guy pierced（刺）straight at Monkey King when he was in distraction（分心）. Unfortunately, he was pierced in contrary.M: Are you OK? Guy?P: I am going to die.M: Y ou are going to be my apprentice. Wukong, give me the water.So, the monkey king took the water to his master, and the master let pig guy drink it, but it didn’t help.The girl changed into another form（变形）. (Put on the towel) She took a mask fromhis pocket.Chapter 3G: Are you OK?P: I’m going to die. If you see Change E in the paradise, tell her, I love her.G: Y ou will revive when you put on the mask, Pig Guy.MK: What? Is that true?P: I rather to die than put on the ugly mask.M: Y ou should listen to me. Y ou can meet Chang E when you finish the Sutra—Seek. P: Wow. (He put on the mask quickly)M: Now, you are my apprentice now, and I will name you Bajie.MK: Just look at him. He’s too ugly to meet people.(Pig guy glare to Monkey king with great anger)M: Who are you? Girl?G: I’m the God from the heaven.All (amazing):What?G: Music!(Singing the song—God is a girl)G: I have to leave now. I will bless you guys.All (look at each other): Oh, My God.。

英语小品剧本西游记

英语小品剧本西游记英语小品剧本西游记小品剧本不同于影视剧本，它要求在较短的'时间内表达一个完整的故事内容，主要由人物对话（台词或唱词）和舞台提示组成。

下面是小编收集整理的英语小品剧本西游记，希望对您有所帮助！英语小品剧本西游记Actor: Tang Sun Wukong pig shaceng Bai Jingjing (demon) Personnel coordination: sound engineer, narrator (both scheduling and directing)Props: Music CDs, matching outfits, sticks, cell phones(aside) say Tang Seng, master and apprentice, four people go to the west to learn scriptures. This day, the four over the black wind ridge, came to a village, where the smoke curl, it seems there are people inn. Four people are tired and tired here for a moment...... )Tang: West Road Rosinante, flyfox, Wukong, hungry, go to some food!Sun: Master, you are not to lose weight? The fat burning took us a lot of money can......Tang: (impatiently) you the monkey crap, did not see the Division has skinny? This way, how many demons and ghosts eager to see the wind color as a teacher, how can let people disappointed?!(the catwalk around the field, stop posing)Sun: (exhibit) all right, master. I'm going to go. Eat and drink. Don't blame me for not reminding you, and cursing!Tang: (walks) you are more and more annoying, not fast!Sun: Yes, shifu. Eight quit, take care of Mr. Tang shaseng. I will be back soon.(Sun Xia)Don: (blame action) the monkey mouth how many birds?Pig: (self acting) master, he is to see that I have passed the English class four, I am not satisfied with it, so I study hard day and night to exceed me!(after a while)Tang: Hey, eight quit, you see, there is not come over a beauty!Pig: Master, really! It's beautiful!Tang: (shame, soft voice) sin, sin...... Pig you,Tang: (handing the handkerchief, despising the shape, changing the expression quickly), not wiping the corners of the mouth quickly...... But it's a pity that the skin is a little darker......(pig, Sha Eran)(woman floats)Sand: STOP! (vibrato, questioning with dance girl) Hello, how old are you, what is your name, where you come from, where to go, you have no object, what is your basket, do you know the way a lot of monster ah, never mind I can protect you the.White: (a lady is polite, gentle and tender). This little monk is polite. A small woman surnamed white, the name is Jingjing, Sprite, bright, and cool is also the jingjing.(three people fascinated)Bai: This goes to Datang to take the IQE test. Master but from Dongtu Datang to?Pig: You are right! We are all eminent monks in Tang dynasty.I wonder if Miss is engaged in life insurance or property insurance?.White: life insurance is also!Tang: excitedly shaking his shoulders and shining his eyesTo tell you the truth, I contribute to this, in terms of skills...... That I can pour a helping hand......Sun: (around the field)Where evildoer, dare to harass. Master, Don't worry., I'm here, too!(grabbed the pig, and pigs are clapping hands)Which way do you come from?!Pig: brother, it's meSun: SORRY. Accidentally lost contact lenses on the road, can not tell who is who.Tang: the monkey is becoming useless. No, to borrow my glasses with him.(sand gives glasses to Sun Daishang)Sun: (rush forward, stop)It's youWhite: Jingjing! Is it really you?(TITANIC music, sun white eye, moving situation pas de deux) Pig: Oh, my God! Lovers!Tang: (wiping tears) it's so touching. Since I saw the story of JACK and ROSE, I haven't seen such a touching scene again!Sha: (handing towel to Tang) master, don't make people laugh, that's TITANIC.Sandy: (to the audience, in a whisper)The last time passing stellar cinema, he dragged us to see, he cried ah...... Alas, I master a lot of sentimental......Pig: brother, this is........ ?Sun: MONICA and I are college classmates......Bai: STIVEN was a member of the sports committee at that time. I was a representative of the English class......White: he sends me home every nightSun: he calls me every nightSun: we love to walk in the woods in the evening......White: he always likes telling me ghost stories, and makes me shy(three people are fascinated, sun Bai two people as memories) Pig: I know, there was love song: ONLY YOU,CAN MAKE MY SKY BRIGHT, ONLY YOU, CAN MAKE ME...Sun: hum, you're a big guySha: since it's an acquaintance, then........ Ah, no, you are not the monkey, white lady......Don: (shouting down fast) escorting, monster ah...... !Sun: (in a dilemma) MONICA, escort master is now I learn, read in the old, you don't embarrass me......White: Bian water, the water flow to the Si, Guazhou ferries head, Wu little sorrow, my thought, hate long, hate to be caused when hugh. The moon on the floor. Five hundred years, STIVEN, you really don't miss me at all?Sun: when I moved past, I was no longer the original me. Your old ticket couldn't get on my broken ship. Why should you?......Pig: two love long, a blessing in every morning and evening...... Miss Bai, I and you are Similarly afflicted people pity each other. ah......Sun: SHUT UP! PIG!Tang: Wukong, this is you, not anymore. Miss white so crazy, you have this heart of stone, understand style. Oh, my God, tragedy......(Shaseng to towel to Tang)Bai: STIVEN, I'm not here to catch your master this time. I just want to tell you that there is someone in the world who will miss you forever. Now that you're going to the Buddha and you'relooking for progress, I'm not going to be able to stop you. Me...... I'm leaving。

西游记三打白骨精英语搞笑剧本

Three Times’ Beating Monster人物：T唐僧S：孙悟空E：猪八戒J：沙僧B：白骨精B1：B变成的村姑B2：B变成的太婆B3：B变化成的老头once upon a time,there was a story about The T ang Priest (San zang) and his three disciples were on their way to the Western Heaven to obtain Buddhist scriptures.It is said that they had had 81 struggles and finally got the books.They were known for their persistent .But in fact the thing is that......J: Here we are!With green mountains around us and bright river along the mountains .What a lovely day!T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look,boss (凑近T)………（T、S一齐转向E）T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, don’t bring these pictures of beautiful girls!E: Oh, boss!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em……we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food? E: You see , boss is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget who ate my last meal!J: But boss,if a monster comes while brother monkey is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）J: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from boss’s books. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: Let’s play cards!(三人开始打牌)音乐《斗地主》B: Hm!Hm!Electric net?You are too childish.(变成B1)That poor thing can never stop me from having delicious dinner. Now I've changed into a girl.B1: (接近三人，望着)Hey,guys!Can I join you?J: I’m sorry,lady. We are playing Fighting Against landowner and three people areB1: All right I'll watch you then.(在一旁观看)Oh,Chance! Bomb!T: Bomb?(打出)B1: Double King!T: Oh….I win! Em……,Lady,you are a boss-hand. Come in and teach me!(准备开电网门)S: (回来，看见B1)Dai!You ugly monster!(上前就打)B1: （倒)Ah……help!T: (气愤)Wukong! Look what have done! She is my teacher!S: She is a monster!T: Nonsense!(深呼吸)S: Oh,please don’t……T:It’s too late!(唱)Once more……you open the door…(泰坦尼克主题曲，走音离谱) S: Please,Please,oh,no……(痛苦抱头)T: (呛住，咳)Wukong,I’m disappointed with you!B: (真身出现)Hm!Sun Wukong, I’ll teach you a lesson!(变成太婆)B2:Hello,have you seen my daughter?T: Daughter?...(连忙挡住地尸体)No,sorry!(陪笑，B2想看后面是什么，T挡)S: （咬牙切齿）You monster, I’ll beat you into hell!(S追打B2,B2躲至T身后，S打，不想打到T头，T晕，S再打死B2)E&J: Are you Ok, boss?(扶T)J: Look,(伸食指)how many?T:Two…..(晕乎乎地)Sun Wukong, game over!(变成B3)B3: (看到B1,B2尸体)Oh….,my daughter, my wife! Who did it?!!(哭喊)S: I’ll kill you, monster!(打)T: （想阻止，未及）You,you.....(险些晕，E,J扶住)You have killed three lives!S: No,they are not human beings!They are created by monster!T: Monster?You are a real monster!Never let me see you,go!!S: (悲，离去)（音乐，营造“假”悲伤气氛）《人鬼情未了》J: boss, brother Monkey is.......T: Don't mention that guy any more!B: (出现) Ha,ha,ha!(三尸体B1,B2,B3在B招手后“飘”走)T: （惊）You are......B: How foolish you are ,Mr T ang!(E,J去阻斗，被击退)B: (抓住T)I'll enjoy your meat and blood,ha,ha......S: (悄悄走到B后，打B,B晕)A thousand years later.T: Wukong?E: Oh,Brother Monkey!J: Our hero is back!T: I,I can't understand......What happened?S: Boss,your IQ needs increasing! This monster changed its appearance into three shapes in order to cheat you!T: How,how did you find out?S: (沉默).......Monkey's intuition(直觉)T: Wukong(S不理T)I admit my mistake this time(S仍不理)I'm sorry(小声) S: What?T: I'm sorry.S: Em? Louder,please?T: I......am......sorry.....(S 捂耳)（音乐响）《敢问路在何方》（这个放伴奏）(谢幕)。

【VIP专享】英语搞笑短剧剧本-西游记

Beat it!人物：T:唐僧M:孙悟空P:猪八戒S:沙僧X:白骨精原型X1:白骨精变成的男人X2:白骨精变成的女人Q:女儿国王后T: Wow…,boys,this place looks beautiful. where we are now?Does any one of you young men know what this place is?众徒弟们摇头，除了八戒在看书。

T: bajie, give me the map(不回头，懒洋洋的问)T:bajie? Give the map to me!（严肃的问）T：bajie! Give the fucking……..(转过身看到八戒在看书)T:(很吃惊) hey！bajie，you are making youself a new man.what kind of book are you reading? Is it 《jingangjing》 or 《dabeizhou》?八戒依旧看书，不理睬。

T:(凑过去)let me have a look at it!八戒才注意，赶忙藏书。

但为时已晚，T一把抢过。

发现是封面女郎很惹火，眼神立刻变得温柔，接过书开始看T：yao….xi…..(流口水，八戒看到，拿出卫生纸给唐僧擦，唐僧回过神来)T:（转身训斥八戒）how many times I have told you! You are not supposed to read this kind of book! I will keep it for you until the trip is end…..(唐僧将画册掖到衣服里)P:But..um,why boss,why you always said we can never touch girls?I just do not understand…T:（sigh），how many times I have to tell you ,That is because…(唐僧摆出一个酷酷的动作，一边跳舞，一边开始唱歌，Jackson的dangeous)………P:I knowT:Monkey,I am hungry.Go and get me some food….Shaseng,you go feed the horse. (声音放低)and I think it is the time for me to call my little honey pony(甜蜜的，一边掏出手机，回头看到八戒在身边) hey！pig, get out of here !give me some private space!唐僧开始给Q打电话T:hi..how you’re doing(不解释….)Q:I am fine,but I miss you.Since you left,I can not stoping recalling the days we are together..but you do not even give me a callT:oh darling….i am sorry.these boys are so gaush,it is not convenient to phone you.But you know I love you…oh…they are back! Fuck u boys,can you give me a moment of peace…M:who you are phoning,boss?T:er (支支吾吾的)I was just having a chat with Budda. where is my food?M:here! I found some delicious bananas!T:bananas again?! How many times I have told you!i am a monk, not a monkey! I want meat, meat(加重语气)！don’t you understand? The next time,you still brings me nothing but bananas, I think we can do nothing but eat your buddy pig(眼睛瞄向八戒，流口水)（T拿起手机）T:I will call you later，honey，I miss youQ:me too,I will be on the phone,bye…唐僧拿着香蕉，从衣服里掏出画册，做到一边边吃边看，边擦嘴…..白骨精上场X;Hahahaaa…I heard that any monster eating master tang will get a infinite life.how lucky am I,they are in my area.Wow,I get to come up with a plan. Ehn…..get it! i can pretend to be a poor man,so they will trust me.haha……change change……转了几圈，变成了一个男人。

中英小品剧本《孙悟空三打白骨精》

中英小品剧本《孙悟空三打白骨精》人物：唐僧、孙悟空、猪八戒、沙僧、白骨精、女儿、老头、老太婆、四小妖场景：三座假山音乐开始，唐僧师徒四人走上，唐僧做骑马状，孙悟空在前面打望，八戒跟在唐僧周围，沙僧挑担跟后。

唐僧：徒弟们，前面地势险要，难以行走，大家要小心哪!Apprentic,theroadisrough,watchyourstep!悟空：师傅，放心吧。

有我呢。

Master,don’tworry,I’mhere.八戒：没事的，猴哥在前面探路。

Yes,nothingdangerous,brothermonkeyisahead.师徒四人做艰难行走的样子，在舞台上兜一圈，之后唐僧停下，三位徒弟围上来，唐僧作擦汗的样子。

唐僧：走了半天，已经饿了，在这里歇息一下。

悟空，你看看哪里有人家，去化些斋来吧!We’vewalkedsofar,I’mhungry.Let’shavearest.Wukong,pl easegotogetsomefood.悟空：好吧，我马上去，但只怕这荒山野岭，没有人*，化不到斋饭，先让我去看一看。

Ok,Iamgoingrightnow,butI’mafraidIcan’tgetanyfoodforId on’tseeanyhouseshere.悟空作蹦跳状，踏上其中一座山头顶，手搭凉棚，作四处观望状，再跳下山来，跑到唐僧面前，单腿跪下禀报。

悟空：师傅，这里确实没有人*，但我看见远处山上有一片红*的地方，好象是桃子熟了，等我去摘一些来，拿给师傅和师弟们充饥。

Master,there’sreallynopeopl earoundhere,butIseesomepeac hes.I’llgotogetsomeforyou.唐僧：好吧，快去快回。

Allright!Comebacksoon.悟空转身欲走，又想起了什么。

转过身来，对大家说。

悟空：师傅，这里山势险峻，*风阵阵，只怕有妖精出没，待我画一个圈把你们围起来，我没有回来，你们不要踏出圈外。

三打白骨精英语话剧搞笑剧本附中文

❖ S: You will what(凶相)?
❖ 再说你怎么样？
❖ E: I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤). ❖ 我帮你抓虱子。 ❖ S: Hm! ❖ 哼！ ❖ T:（轻咳）Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could
you go to get me some food? ❖ 悟空，我也有点饿了，你能去化些斋饭来吃吗？ ❖ E: You see , boss is hungry,too! ❖ 你看，师傅不也饿了吗！
idea?
❖ S: No problem!(安装)（B已躲在一旁偷看）
❖ 没问题！（白骨精躲在一旁偷看）
❖ J: This is…..?
❖ S: Electric net! I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!
❖ 伏魔圈！只要待在里面，就没有妖怪能接近！
❖ E: But……
❖ 但是……
❖ T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?
❖ 阿弥陀佛，色即是空，空即是色！地图？
❖ E: (递)Here.Em…… we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.
Three Times’ Beating Monster.
三打白骨精
T:唐僧(A) S:孙悟空 (B) E:猪八戒(C) J:沙僧(D) B:白骨精(E) B1:B变成村姑 B2:B变成太婆 B3:B变化成老

英语话剧剧本三打白骨精

• • • • • • • • • • •
悟空：那里有妖精，师傅，不要去那里。我们走别的路吧。 S:The monster is there. Master, let’s take the other way. 唐僧：明明是一个老头，哪来的妖精 T:Be quiet!He’s really an old man, not a monster. 唐僧：老施主，我们是去往西天取经的和尚，经过此地，想在此歇息一阵，不知方便否？ T:Sir, we’re monks.We’ll go to the west. 老头：东土高僧前来，老朽自然高兴。只是今天早上我女儿外出送饭，至今未回，老伴出去寻找也不见踪影，不知高僧一路上是否看到？ B: I’m glad to see you! Did you see my daughter and wife? 八戒：你看，你看，都说不是妖怪，都怪这猴哥，把他们全打死了。 Z:Look. I have told you that they were not monsters. It’s the monkey’s fault. 老头：什么？我的女儿和老伴都被这猴子打死了？还我的女儿和老伴来。这位师傅，你怎么有这样的徒弟？还敢去西天取经？ B:What? My daughter and wife were killed by the monkey? Bring them back to me. Sir, how can you be his master? How dare you go to the west? 唐僧：施主，你没事吧！ T：Sir, are you okay?
• • •
• 唐僧：你这泼猴，怎么不问一问就打？即便是妖精，出家人也不应杀生，这次教训一下你，如若再犯，定和你断绝师徒关系。 • T:We shouldn’t kill anybody even if it’s a monster. If you do it again. Don’t call me master any more. • 悟空：师傅，师傅师傅。 • S:Master,master master! • 八戒：前面有户人家，我们去那里歇息吧。 • Z:There’s a house over there. Let’s go and have a rest.

英语搞笑短剧剧本-西游记

Beat it!人物：T:唐僧陈鹏M:孙悟空陈中良P:猪八戒李涛S:沙僧魏涛X:白骨精原型李鹏程X1:白骨精变成的男人X2:白骨精变成的女人刘佳佳Q:女儿国王后徐静静T: Wow…,boys,this place looks beautiful. where we are now?Does any one of you young men know what this place is?众徒弟们摇头，除了八戒在看书。

T: bajie, give me the map(不回头，懒洋洋的问)T:bajie? Give the map to me!（严肃的问）T：bajie! Give the fuc ……..(转过身看到八戒在看书)T:(很吃惊) hey！bajie，you are ma youself a new man.what kind of book are you reading? Is it 《jingangjing》or 《dabeizhou》?八戒依旧看书，不理睬。

T:(凑过去)let me have a look at it!八戒才注意，赶忙藏书。

但为时已晚，T一把抢过。

发现是封面女郎很惹火，眼神立刻变得温柔，接过书开始看T：yao….xi…..(流口水，八戒看到，拿出卫生纸给唐僧擦，唐僧回过神来)T:（转身训斥八戒）how many times I have told you! You are not supposed to read this kind of book! I will keep it for you until the trip is end…..(唐僧将画册掖到衣服里)P:But..um,why boss,why you always said we can never touch girls?I just do not understand…T:（sigh），how many times I have to tell you ,That is because…(唐僧摆出一个酷酷的动作，一边跳舞，一边开始唱歌，Jackson的dangeous) ………P:I knowT:Monkey,I am hungry.Go and get me some food….Shaseng,you go feed the horse. (声音放低)and I think it is the time for me to call my little honey pony(甜蜜的，一边掏出手机，回头看到八戒在身边) hey！pig, get out of here !give me some private space!唐僧开始给Q打电话T:hi..how you’re doing(不解释….)Q:I am fine,but I miss you.Since you left,I can not stoping recalling the days we are together..but you do not even give me a callT:oh darling….i am sorry.these boys are so gaush,it is not convenient to phone you.But you know I love you…oh…they are back! Fuck u boys,can you give me a moment of peace…M:who you are phoning,boss?T:er (支支吾吾的)I was just having a chat with Budda. where is my food? M:here! I found some delicious bananas!T:bananas again?! How many times I have told you!i am a monk, not a monkey! I want meat, meat(加重语气)！don’t you understand? The next time,you still brings me nothing but bananas, I think we can do nothing buteat your buddy pig(眼睛瞄向八戒，流口水)（T拿起手机）T:I will call you later，honey，I miss youQ:me too,I will be on the phone,bye…唐僧拿着香蕉，从衣服里掏出画册，做到一边边吃边看，边擦嘴…..白骨精上场X;Hahahaaa…I heard that any monster eating master tang will get a infinite life.how lucky am I,they are in my area.Wow,I get to come up with a plan. Ehn…..get it! i can pretend to be a poor man,so they will trust me.haha……change change……转了几圈，变成了一个男人。

西游记英文情景剧

T：唐僧 S：孙悟空 E：八戒 B：妖精T: Emitofo,do you know where we are now?S: Bajie,map!E: (摸出，递给S)S: Look,master (凑近T)………(T、S一齐转向E)T: Bajie!How Many times I have told you, nof to bring these pictures of beautiful girls with you!E: Oh,master!Forgive me(伸手拿回)T: (缩手)I’ll keep it for you until we reach the westE: But……T: Emitofo,nothing is lust,lust is nothing! Map?E: (递)Here.Em……we have arrived in White Tiger Mountain!Ah I can’t walk on any more!(坐)My stomach doesn’t allow So.S: Fat Pig!E: Monkey,if you dare to say these two words once again,I will ,I will……….S: You will what(凶相)?E: (软禁)I will help you catch fleas(跳蚤).S: Hm!T:(轻咳)Wukong,factually,I am a bit hungry Could you go to get me some food?E: You see ,master is hungry,too!T: Baijie!Don’t forget w ho ate my last meal!E: But master,if a monster comes while brother monkeg is away…..T: Em…….It is a problem.Wukong,do you have any idea?S: No problem!(安装)(B已躲在一旁偷看)E: This is…..?S: Electric net!I have learnt the energy of electricity from master’s boo ks. So I made this. No monster can approach you if you stay in it!T: Em……Wukong, you are becoming more and more scientific! Emitofo, knowledge is power!S: Bye!(走)T: it’s boring, bajie,I remember you have a MagazineE:NO！，NO! I havn’t.唐僧打开猪八戒的手，翻看杂志。

英语搞笑短剧剧本-西游记

搞笑英语话剧之西游记篇人物：唐僧八戒悟空白骨精原型女白骨精变形1 白骨精变形2 白骨精原型男女儿国国王hope you guys enjoy it！改编作者杜宛芸成医学子唐: Wow…boys! This place looks beautiful. Where we are now Does any one of you know something about it众徒弟们摇头，除了八戒在看书。

唐: 八戒, give me the map(不回头，懒洋洋的问)唐:八戒，Give the map to me!（严肃的问）唐：哼!（唐生气地叫）pig ，Give the map……..(转过身看到八戒在看书)唐:(很吃惊) wow！八戒，very good ! I hardly see you study！. What kind of book are you reading Is it about Chinese or English八戒依旧看书，不理睬。

唐:(凑过去)let me have a look !八戒才注意，赶忙藏书。

但为时已晚，唐一把抢过。

发现是封面女郎很惹火，眼神立刻变得温柔，接过书开始看唐：yo….xi…..(流口水，八戒看到，拿出卫生纸给唐僧擦，唐僧回过神来)唐:（转身训斥八戒）how many times have I told you You are not supposed to read books about beautiful girls! I will keep it for you until we finish the journey …..(唐僧将画册掖到衣服里)八戒:But…..,why boss, why can’t we think about girls I just don’t understand…唐:（叹气）哎，how many times have I told you ,This is because…oh 悟空dance to my song ！(开始唱歌，Jackson的dangeous，悟空伴舞)八戒:ok boss，I will listen to you！（无辜地表情）唐:悟空,I am and get me some food…（四处看看）.where is 沙僧,悟空：he is feeding the horse . boss I‘ll find some food and be back soon,唐：ok….(悟空走了唐看见八戒还在这，正经地对八戒说) hey 八戒I need to take a good rest . get out of here !give me some private space!（八戒走后唐僧就偷袭着自言自语到眉毛上抬使坏样）：嘿嘿its time to call my little honey king of the girl country唐:hi..sweetie how are you doing(不解释….)女:I am fine ,but I miss you very much ，after you left, I just can not stop recalling the days when we were together. 哼！you seldom give me a call。

英语话剧大话西游

孙：He every night to give me a call。We always love evening strolling in the small forest...
Ok, I will protect you
白：The boy is too polite。Small white woman surnamedName jingjing（小女子姓白，名晶晶）
Is the SpriteCrystal crystal（就是雪碧——晶晶亮，透心凉的那个晶晶是也。）
（三人作神往状）
唐：The hedgehog, your crap，Haven't seen for division has skinny? This way, how to buddhist paradise to see for bogeymen of, how can let people by disappointment? !
沙：（递毛巾给唐）
The master, don't let people joke, is that many.
（对观众）
Last time, he not pass dahua cinema dragging us to see。自己哭得啊……唉My teacher is good sentimental……
（一把抓住猪，与猪相互击掌）
Which way is your hair, the name of god.(你是哪路毛神，还不快报上名来！)
孙：SORRY。t lenses.Don't know who is who?
唐：The monkey and useless.沙僧，I borrowed his glasses.

英语-西游记英文剧本

孙悟空Monkey （ M for short ）唐僧Tang Seng （ T for short ）沙僧Sha Seng （ S for short ） Act 1 白骨精Jenny White （ J for short ）黄袍怪Yellow （ Y for short ）猪八戒Pig （ P for short ）（J 照着镜子上台）（这时，电话铃响了起来，J 不耐烦地接过听筒，于是，一个更另她心烦的声音就在电话那头响起。

）Y: Hello! It ' s me.J: I know it ' s you. You call me every day ，it has 400 yearsY: And today, I ' ll ask the same question again.Will you marry me?（J 对这位契而不舍的追求者已厌烦到了极点。

）J: You wish ! I get one more pimple. How bad!Y: Ah! I just call to tell you the meat of Tang Seng can make you beautiful and Tang Seng will come to our place.We can go and catch him together.J: ok ,ok,. I will have a rest.（不待Y 说完，J 就没好气地挂断了电话。

）Y；Refuse me again .I will never give up.（说罢，好不威风的下台去了）J: How nasty he is! （她想了想，说） But Tang Seng is really good for me. （拿起一副望远镜。

J 便观察起T 的行踪来。

）J: （欢喜万分） Ah-ha,（M握着金箍棒在前面探路，打电话给T）M：Hi , master.T; monkey，where are we ?M; DaHuangZheng，JieShouShiM; Ok ，we are coming.（P 在前面摇摆走着，T 随后，可怜S 提着许多行李上台） M；master ，please （指着一休息地方）（J拿起一纸筒，把耳朵凑上去偷听T师徒四人谈话）T: Monkey! You are great， thank you very much ，I amhappy to be your teacher and .................（P 懒洋洋地突然打断）P: Sir! I ' m so hungry.T: I'm hungry too. Monkey， go and buy some food 。

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