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小学生英语故事

英文幽默故事：

1、There was a guy（家伙，伙计）who went into a shop to buy a parrot（鹦鹉）. There were three parrots in the shop. One was $5,000; another（另一个）one, $10,000; and the t hird（第三）one, $30,000. The customer（顾客）asked the owner, “How this guy is $5,000? T hat’s so expensive（贵的）for this kind（种类）of parrot.” The owner said, “Because I have trained （训练）him and he can talk.” So the customer asked him, “How about this guy? What can he do that makes him so expensive?” The owner said, “Well, apart from（除了）talking, he can also do some amusing （有趣的）actions （动作）,like dancing and so on. That’s why he’s so expensive.” Then the customer said, “How about the third one? What can he do that makes him so expensive?” The owner of the shop said, “I don’t know. Normally（通常）, I have never heard him talk, nor dance, nor whistle（吹口哨）, nor sing, nothing at all! But the other two call him ‘The Boss（老板）.

2、Where is the egg?

Teacher:Can you make a sentence（造句）with the word "egg"?

Student:Yes.I ate a piece of（一块）cake yesterday.

Tea cher:Then where is the “egg"?

Student:In the cake,Sir.

3、Tom is a little boy, and he is only seven years old. Once he goes to a cinema. It is the first time for him to do that. He buys（买）a ticket（票）and goes in. But after two or three minutes（分钟）he comes out, and buys the second（第二张）ticket and goes in again. After a few minutes he comes out again and buys the third（第三张）ticket. Two or three minutes after that he comes out and asks for another ticket. But a girl asks him,“Why do you buy so many tickets? How many friends do you meet?” “No, I have no friends here, but a big woman always stops me at the door and cuts up（剪）my ticket.”

4、Teacher: Would Shakespeare（莎士比亚）be a great man if he were still alive today?

Student: Of course. He must be a great man, for so far（目前为止）nobody has lived to over 400 years.

5、Mr. Smith: Waiter, there's a dead fly（死苍蝇）in my soup（汤）.

Waiter: Yes, sir, I know---it's the heat（热）that kills（杀死）it.

6、"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool（棉花）in your ear? Is it infected（感染）?" "No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other , so I am trying to stop it."

7、Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract（热胀冷缩）. Now，can anyone give me a good example（例子）? John：Well ，in the summer the days are long，and in the winter the days are short.

8、A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents（分）. "What did you do with the money I gave（给）you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly（骄傲地）. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in（感兴趣）the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy.（糖果）"

9、Drunk（醉酒）

One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age（年龄）, the boy was interested in（感兴趣）all kinds of things and was always asking questions（问问题）. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning（意思）of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied（回答）, "look, there are standing（站着）two policemen. If I regard（认成）the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

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