关于英语笑话故事阅读

关于英语笑话故事阅读

两颗心脏在跳动

Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?

护士：手术后你感觉怎样?

Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.

病人：很不错，只是我能感觉到我体内有两颗心脏在跳动。

Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere jsut now.

护士：怪不得给你做手术的大夫刚才到处寻找他的手表呢。

两颗心脏在跳动

Nurse: How do you feel after your operation?

护士：手术后你感觉怎样?

Patient: Quite alright, only I can feel two hearts beating inside me.

病人：很不错，只是我能感觉到我体内有两颗心脏在跳动。

Nurse: No wonder the doctor who operated on you was looking for his watch everywhere jsut now.

护士：怪不得给你做手术的大夫刚才到处寻找他的手表呢。

说太多

Teacher: Sam, you talk a lot!

老师：萨姆，你说话太多了!

Sam: It’s a family tradition.

萨姆：这是家庭传统。

Teacher: What do you mean?

老师：什么意思?

Sam: Sir, My grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher.

萨姆：先生，我祖父是街头小贩，我爸爸是老师。

Teacher: What about your mother?

老师：那你妈妈呢?

Sam: She’s a woman.

萨姆：她是女人。

去电影院

"Can I go to the theatre?"asked a mosquito to her mother.

“我可以去电影院吗?”一只蚊子问妈妈。

"Yes, but be aware and pay attention during the applause."

“可以，但是要小心，观众鼓掌的时候可要留神。”

做错事

Daughter: Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?

女儿：妈妈，你为什么有好几根白头发?

Mom: Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.

妈妈：每次你做错了事，惹我生气或是流泪，我就会有根头发变白。

Daughter: Mom, how come all of grandma’s hairs are white.

女儿：妈妈，为什么外婆的头发都是白的。

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