经典美剧《老友记》-第八季-第四集-字幕-对白-纯英文-看美剧学英语

Wait. Before we go in, I just want you to know that I love you.

I had a great time on our honeymoon.

I can't wait to spend our life together.

You're sticking with the shell necklace, huh?

You're back!

Come on in!

How was the honeymoon?

So much fun. The best part is, we met this great couple.

That was the best part? Good honeymooning, tiger.

They're cool. It was their honeymoon too.

They live here in the city.

Can we go call them? Is it too soon to call?

We're excited. We finally have a couple to hang out with. Oh, were you looking for that?

Well, yeah.

A couple? Like two people? Like one, two people?

It's different. Greg and Jenny are married.

Greg and Jenny? "Hi, Greg. I'm Chandler."

"Hi, Monica. This is Jenny." "Hi, Jenny. Hi, Greg."

-They're great. If you just.. -You know what?

Give us our souvenirs and get out of here.

-We didn't get a chance to.. -You're kidding!

-We didn't get anything for anyone. -Nice necklace.

That you can have.

The One With The Videotape

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Great! How about you? You're having a baby!

Yeah, we are. It's so exciting.

I always knew you two would have a child out of wedlock.

-Look, I have a sonogram picture. -Good.

Ross, it's got your wavy, black lines.

Now that Ross knows, how'd it happen? When? How many times? Monica, that's not right. Start with where.

It happened about six weeks ago.

I got home and Ross was there. He'd been hanging out with Joey.

You're welcome, buddy.

Yeah, thanks.

I had a lot of work, and Ross offered to help.

We had wine, we got to talking.

Next thing you know, Ross comes on to me.

That's a little misleading.

-What is? -The lie you just told.

-That you came on to me? -There's the one!

-But you did. Let's be honest. -Yes, let's.

Ross. If it helps, I don't believe you.

It's not important.

What's important is, we're having a baby, not who came on to who. "Whom."

That's right.

-You kissed me first. -You were begging for it!

You were sending me signals!

I was sending signals? Anyone think that I'd send Ross begging signals?

Please, show of hands.

It doesn't matter what people believe! It happened.

Maybe I need to be more careful. Am I sending these signals now? -You know what? Just drop it. -Show me how I begged you.

I can show you! I have it on videotape.

It's an expression.

Come on, Rachel, open up. Let me explain.

-Still won't let you in, huh? -No.

I'm just gonna close this door so we can talk about you.

I can't believe he taped them having sex.

Yeah. You gotta tell a girl before you tape her.

Such a rookie mistake.

-Know who has a great camera? -Greg and Jenny?

-I want to call them. -Let's call.

Ask them if they brought their friends souvenirs.

Hello. 8th Street Deli?

Hang up. You get food poisoning just talking to that place.

-Sorry, wrong number. -Here you go, babe.

Hello? It's the deli again!

All right, I'll have a sandwich.

I don't think this number's right.

-What? -You got fake-numbered.

-What? People don't do that. -Oh, I think we do.

-Why would they do that? -I don't know.

You were a delight. You asked those great questions.

And you were never funnier. Joke, joke, joke! You were a hoot!