超级搞笑的中国式英语

超级搞笑的中国式英语

超级搞笑的中国式英语

1. 爱TMD谁谁谁：love he mother’s who who who

2. 白痴：White eat!

3. 板门弄斧：play an ax before Luban

4. 班长：class long

5. 彼此彼此：you me you me

6. 表妹：watch sister

7. 别唬我：don’t tiger me

8. 不管三七二十一：no care three seven two ten one

9. 不入虎穴，焉得虎子：Blue who say，and whose

19. 放马过来，给你点颜色看看：release your horse and come, I’ll give you some color to see see

20. 蜂拥而至：go out like bee

21. 给你点颜色看看：I’ll show you some color

22. 给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸：I give you face you don’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face

23. 恭喜发财：go high fuck try

24. 狗娘养的：dog mother born

25. 关公面前耍大刀：play a big knife before Guangong

26. 好多人死了，你怎么不去死！：How many

pople go to die, why do not you go to die

27. 好好学习、天天向上：good good study, day day up

28. 好久不见：long time no see

29. 红颜知己：red face know me

30. 加油：add oil

31. 救人一命，胜造七级浮屠：save man one life, betther than building up 7-floor tower

32. 开水：open water

33. 看不看：see no see?

34. 抗日游行：resist sun swim go

35. 课间操：lesson between fuck

36. 老表：old watch

37. 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞：dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse’s son can make hole

38. 马马虎虎：horse horse tiger tiger

39. 没脸见人：have no face see person

40. 美中不足：American Chinese not enough

41. 面试：face try

42. 明天谁起得早谁叫谁：tomorrow morning who get up early, who call who!

43. 哪凉快哪呆着去where cool where you stay!

44. 你爱我吗：you love I?

45. 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你：you don’t bird me, so I don’t bird you

46. 你给我等着：you give me wait

47. 你给我滚出去：you gave me get out

48. 你给我记住：you give me remember

49. 你给我站住：you give me stop

50. 你没看，我现在非常忙，一边玩去：You no see, I now very busy. One side play go

51. 你妻子真漂亮/哪里哪里：your wife is beautiful/where where

52. 你去不去？你不去我去！：You go no go? You no go I go!

53. 你认为你是谁？：What do you think ,who are you ?

54. 你TMD：you he mother’s

55. 你问我，我去问谁：you ask me, me ask who

56. 你丫要敢唬我，我他妈扇你！：IF you tiger me,I will mountain you!

57. 你有两下子：you have two down son

58. 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上：you have seed，I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！

59. 你真有两下子：you really have tow down son

60. 骑驴看唱本，走着瞧：riding a donkey reading play , go and see

61. 七上八下：seven up eight down

62. 亲爱的王小姐：dear wang little girl

63. 请别碰行李：Please no touch the move the lee

64. 青翠欲滴：It`s so green as will dropped

65. 去你妈：go you mother

66. 让世界充满爱：let's make love all over the world

67. 人山人海：people mountain people sea

68. 人之初，性本善：people first born, sex is kind

69. 三人行，必有我师：three people go, one is my teacher

70. 三心二意：three heart two meaning