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高中英语幽默笑话故事五篇

高中英语幽默笑话故事五篇关于高中英语幽默笑话故事<一>the wolf and the fox wanted to eat the rabbit, but it wasn't easy to catch him.one day the wolf said to the fox, "you go home and lie in bed. i'll tell the rabbit that you are dead. when he comes to look at you, you can jump up and catch him." that's a good idea," said the fox.he went home at once. the wolf went to the rabbit's house and knocked at the door. "who is it?" asked the rabbit. "it's the wolf. i've come to tell you that the fox is dead." then the wolf went away.the rabbit went to the fox's house. he looked in through the window and saw the fox lying in bed with his eyes closed. he thought, "is the fox really dead or is he pretending to be dead? if he's not dead, he'll catch me when i go near him." so he said, "the wolf says that the fox is dead. but he doesn't look like a dead fox. the mouth of a dead fox is always open." when the fox heard this, he thought, "i'll show him that i'm dead." so he opened his mouth.the rabbit knew that the fox wasn't dead, and he ran as quickly as he could.狼和狐狸想要吃掉兔子，但是这只兔子太难抓到了。

2023英语讲小笑话,3篇

2023英语讲小笑话,3篇（范例推荐）英语讲的小笑话1雇主和雇员Workman: “Mr. Brown, I should like to ask for a smallrise in my wages.I have just been married."Employer: "Very sorry, my dear man, but I can"t help you. For accidents which happen to our workmen outside the factory we are not responsible."工人：“布朗先生，我想请您给我加一点工资。

我刚刚结了婚。

”雇主：“非常抱歉，老兄，但是我无能为力。

对工人在厂外发生的`事故我们概不负责。

”英语讲的小笑话2第一次开出租车A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath1, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.The driver said, "Look mate, don"t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologized and said, "I didn"t realize that a little tap would scare you so much." The driver replied, "Sorry, it"s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver. I"ve been drivinga funeral van for the last 25 years."乘客轻拍了一下出租车司机的肩膀，想问个问题。

高中爆笑英语笑话带翻译

高中爆笑英语笑话带翻译高中爆笑英语笑话带翻译一：Drunken Humour 醉汉的幽默Wife: Dear, you looked quite drunk last night and you kept repeating the same thing at the table.Husband: Really? Then dont believe anything said by a drunken person. By the way, what did I say to you?Wife: I love you, dear.妻子：友爱的，你昨晚看上去真的醉了，饭桌上老唠叨一件事。

丈夫：真的吗?千万别信一个醉汉说的话，对了，我都说了什么?妻子：我爱你，友爱的。

高中爆笑英语笑话带翻译二：送出去还有的`东西What can Santa give away and still keep?Answer: a cold.什么东西圣诞老人可以分送出去，自己却也还留着?答案：感冒。

高中爆笑英语笑话带翻译三：圣诞老人的爱好What does Santa Claus like to do in his garden?Answer: he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe.圣诞老人喜爱在花园里做什么?答案：锄地。

(英文里Hoe 和ho同音。

hoe是锄草之意，ho 则是圣诞老人的笑声。

)高中爆笑英语笑话带翻译四：Falling Down 他肯定是在吹牛A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his country.There is a building so tall, it took my friend Alex 7 hours to fall off it!Oh, my God! says his friend. Surely he must have died! Of course. He was without food or water for 3 days!一个人在吹牛，说他们国家得事情是多么不行思议。

高一短篇英语笑话大全

高一短篇英语笑话大全冷笑话是近几年才出现的新兴语言现象，它以网络为主要的传播方式。

它是幽默的一种特殊的表现形式，主要流传于网页，微博，贴吧等。

店铺分享高一短篇英语笑话，希望可以帮助大家!高一短篇英语笑话：A good chess playerA man went to visit a friend and was amazed to find him playing chess with his dog. He watched the game inastonishment for a while. "I can hardly believe my eyes!" he exclaimed. "That's the smartest dog I've ever seen.""Nah, he's not so smart," the friend replied. "I've beaten him three games out of five."高一短篇英语笑话：Three very tough miceThree rats are sitting at the bar talking bragging about their bravery and toughness.The first says, "I'm so tough, once I ate a whole bagful of rat poison!"The second says, "Well I'm so tough, once I was caught in a rat trap and I bit it apart!"Then the third rat gets up and says, "Later guys, I'm off home to harass the cat."高一短篇英语笑话：Steven Wright on dogsThe other day, I was walking my dog around my building...on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.I had a dog once. I spilled spot remover on him, and now he's gone.I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them. Then I took one out and he ran around in circles.I bought a dog the other day... I named him Stay. It's fun tocall him... "Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!" He went insane. Now he just ignores me and keeps typing. He's an East German Shepherd.高一短篇英语笑话：Never talk to the parrotMrs. Peterson phoned the repairman because her dishwasher quit working. He couldn't accommodate her with an "after-hours" appointment and since she had to go to work, she told him, "I'll leave the key under the mat. Fix the dish washer, leave the bill on the counter, and I'll mail you a check. By the way, I have a large rotweiler inside namedKiller; he won't bother you. I also have a parrot, and whatever you do, do not talk to the bird!"Well, sure enough the dog, Killer, totally ignored the repairman, but the whole time he was there, the parrot cursed,yelled, screamed, and about drove him nuts.As he was ready to leave, he couldn't resist saying, "You stupid bird, why don't you shut up!"To which the bird replied, "Killer, get him"高一短篇英语笑话：I'll use my seeing eye dogA blind man with a seeing eye dog at his side walks into a grocery store. The man walks to the middle of the store, picks up the dog by the tail, and starts swinging the dog around in circles over his head.The store manager, who has seen all this, thinks this is quite strange. So, he decides to find out what's going on. The store manager approaches the blind man swinging the dog and says, "Pardon me. May I help you with something."The blind man says, "No thanks. I'm just looking around."。

短的英语笑话故事大全（精选10篇）

短的英语笑话故事大全（精选10篇）笑话具有篇幅短小，故事情节简单而巧妙，往往出人意料，给人突然之间笑神来了的奇妙感觉的特点。

大多揭示生活中乖谬的现象，具有讽刺性和娱乐性。

其趣味有高下之分。

接下来由小编为大家整理出短的英语笑话故事大全（精选10篇），仅供参考，希望能够帮助到大家！短的英语笑话故事1Where is your beard?After many years, a young Jewish Talmud student who had left the old country for America returns to visit the family. "But--where is your beard?" asks his mother upon seeing him. "Mama," he replies, "in America, nobody wears a beard." "But at least you keep the Sabbath?" "Mama, business is business. In America, everybody works on the Sabbath." "But kosher food you still eat?" "Mama, in America, it is very difficult to keep kosher." The old lady ponders this information and then leans over and whispers in his ear, "Isaac, tell me--you’re still circumcised?"短的英语笑话故事2They Didnt Have Nikes In Those DaysA young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss his use of the car. His father said to him, "Ill make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study the bible a little, and get your hair cut, then well talk about it."A month later the boy came back and again asked his father if he could use the car. His father said, "Son, Im really proud of you. You brought your grades up, studied the bible well, but you didnt get your hair cut!"The young man waited a moment and then replied, "You know dad, Ive been thinking about that. Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair."His father replied, "Yes son, and they walked everywhere they went."短的英语笑话故事3Polly Want a WHAT?This lady approaches a priest and tells him, "Father, I have a problem. I have these two talking female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.""What do they say?" the priest asked."They only know how to say, Hi, we are prostitutes. Do you want to have some fun?""Thats terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "But I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two talking female parrots over to my house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots who I have taught to pray and read the Bible. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn to pray and worship.""Thank you," said the lady.The next day, the lady brings her female parrots to the priests house. The priests two male parrots are holding rosary beads and praying in their cage.The lady puts her female talking parrots in with the male talking parrots and the female parrots say, "Hi, we are prostitutes! Do you want to have some fun?"One male parrot looks over to the other male parrot and screams, "Frank! Put the Bibles away--our prayers have been answered!"短的英语笑话故事4Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to Chinafromher visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her. At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directlyfromAmerica."短的英语笑话故事5Midway TacticsThree competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue.The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, "Gigantic Sale!" and "Super Bargains!"The store on the left raised bigger signs proclaiming, "Prices Slashed!" and "Fantastic Discounts!"The owner in the middle then prepared a large sign that simply stated, "ENTRANCE".短的'英语笑话故事6Five Months OlderThe Second World War had begun, and John wanted to join the army, but he was only 16 years old, and boys were allowed to join only if they were over 18. So when the army doctor examined him, he said that he was 18.But John‘s brother had joined the army a few days before, and the same doctor had examined him too. This doctor remembered the older boy‘s family name, so when he saw John‘s p apers, he was surprised."How old are you?" he said."Eighteen, sir," said John."But your brother was eighteen, too," said the doctor. "Are you twins?""Oh, no, sir," said John, and his face went red. "My brother is five months older than I am."短的英语笑话故事7West PointMy father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College. Taking a stroll before kickoff, we met many cadets in neatly pressed uniforms. Several visting fans asked the recruits if they would pose for photographs, "to show our son what to expect if he should attend West Point."One middle-aged couple approached a very attractive female cadet and asked her to pose for a picture. They explained, "We want to show our son what he missed by not coming to West Point."短的英语笑话故事8Be Careful What You Wish ForA couple had been married for 25 years and were celebrating their 60th birthdays, which fell on the same day.During the celebration a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple for all 25 years, she would give them one wish each.The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her hand, and Boom! She had the tickets in her hand.Next, it was the husband‘s turn. He paused for a moment, then sa id shyly, "Well, I‘d like to have a woman 30 years younger than me."The fairy picked up her wand, and Boom! He was ninety.短的英语笑话故事9Napoleon Was IllJack had gone to the university to study history, but at the end of his first year, his history professor failed him in his examinations, and he was told that he would have to leave the university. However, his father decided that he would go to see the professor to urge him to let Jack continue his studies the following year."He‘s a good boy," said Jack‘s father, "and if you let him pass this time, I‘m sure he‘ll improve a lot next year and pass the examinations at the end of it really well.""No, n o, that‘s quite impossible," replied the professor immediately. "Do you know, last month I asked him when Napoleon had died, he didn‘t know!""Please, sir, give him another chance," said Jack‘s father. "You see, I‘m afraid we don‘t take any newspaper in our house, so none of us even know that Napoleon was ill."短的英语笑话故事10He Was Only Wrong by TwoJack Hawkins was the football coach at an Amercian college, and he was always trying to find good players, but they weren‘t always smart enought to be acce pted by the college.One day the coach brought an excellent young player to the dean of the college and asked that the student be allowed to enter without an examination. "Well," the dean said after some persuasion, "I‘d better ask him a few questions first."Then he turned to the student and asked him some very easy questions, but the student didn‘t know any of the answers.At last the dean said, "Well, what‘s five times seven?"The student thought for a long time and then answered, "Thirty-six."The dean threw up his hands and looked at the coach in despair, but the coach said earnestly, "Oh, please let him in, sir! He was only wrong by two."。

关于英文笑话故事5篇_英语的笑话故事简短

关于英文笑话故事5篇_英语的笑话故事简短关于英文笑话故事5篇关于英文笑话故事篇一alieMom:"Whichbananadoyouwant,Victor"Victor:"Iwantthatoneofthegr eatet."Mom:"Victor,youhouldbepolite,tohavethatlittleone."Victor: "Mom,Imutlietobepolite"妈妈：“你要哪一只香蕉，维克多”维克多：“我要那只最大的。

”妈妈：“维克多，你应该懂礼貌，要那只小的。

”维克多：“妈妈，难道懂礼貌就必须说谎吗”关于英文笑话故事篇二TwoBird两只鸟Teacher:Herearetwobird,oneiawallow,theotheriparrow.Nowwhocantell uwhichiwhichStudent:IcannotpointoutbutIknowtheanwer.Teacher:Plea etellu.Student:Thewallowibeidetheparrowandtheparrowibeidethewall ow.老师：这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。

谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。

老师：请说说看。

学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。

关于英文笑话故事篇三WhoItheLaziet谁最懒Father:Well,Tom,Iakedtoyourteachertoday,andnowIwanttoakyouaqueti on.WhoithelazietperoninyourclaTom:Idon"tknow,father.Father:Oh,ye,youdo!Think!Whenotherboyandgirlaredoingandwriting,whoitinthecla andonlywatchehowotherpeopleworkTom:Ourteacher,father.父亲：哎，汤姆，今天我跟你们老师谈过，现在我想问你个问题。

[高一英语小笑话故事阅读]英语笑话故事

[高一英语小笑话故事阅读]英语笑话故事笑话作为一种城市化的民间口头创作体裁,是一种重要的交际手段。

小编精心收集了高一英语小笑话故事，供大家欣赏学习!高一英语小笑话故事篇1BoxingandRunning拳击和赛跑Danisteachinghissonhowtobox.Ashedoesso,helefthisfriend, "Thisisatoughworld,soI’mteachingmyboytofight."丹在教他的儿子怎样拳击。

他告诉他的朋友：“这是一个粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的儿子怎么去拼搏。

”Friend:"Butsupposehecomesupagainstsomeonemuchbiggerthan heis,who’salsobeentaughthowtobox."朋友：“如果他碰上的对手是一个比他高大，健壮而且也会拳击的人怎么办?”Dan:"I’mteachinghimhowtorun,too."丹：“我也会教他怎么样赛跑呢。

”高一英语小笑话故事篇2TheFourthElement第四元素Teacher:Whatarethefourelementofnature?老师：自然界的四大元素是什么?Student:Fire,air,earth,and...and...学生：火、气、和。

和。

Teacher:Andwhat?Justthinkitover,whatdoyouwashyourhandsw ith?老师：和什么?想一想，你用什么洗手的?Student:Soap!学生：肥皂。

高一英语小笑话故事篇3FriendforDinner请朋友吃饭Honey,saidthehusbandtohiswife,Iinvitedafriendhomeforsup per.“亲爱的，”丈夫对妻子说：“我邀请了一位朋友回家吃晚饭。

”What?Areyoucrazy?Thehouseisamess,Ihaventbeenshopping,al lthedishesaredirty,andIdontfeellikecookingafancymeal!“什么?你疯了吗?我们的房子乱糟糟的，我很久没有买过东西回来了，所有的碗碟都是脏的，还有，我可不想做一餐累死人的晚饭。

高中英语幽默笑话故事五篇

高中英语幽默笑话故事五篇有时候阅读一些幽默搞笑的英语故事，除了能让人产生兴趣更能提高英语阅读水平。

以下是小编给大家整理的关于高中英语幽默笑话故事，希望可以帮到大家关于高中英语幽默笑话故事<一>the wolf and the fox wanted to eat the rabbit, but it wasn't easy to catch him.one day the wolf said to the fox, "you go home and lie in bed. i'll tell the rabbitthat you are dead. when he comes to look at you, you can jump up and catch him." that's a good idea," said the fox.he went home at once. the wolf went to the rabbit's house and knocked at the door. "who is it?" asked the rabbit. "it's the wolf. i've come to tell you that the fox is dead." then the wolf went away.the rabbit went to the fox's house. he looked in through the window and saw the fox lying in bed with his eyes closed. he thought, "is the fox really dead or is he pretending to be dead? if he's not dead, he'll catch me when i go near him." so he said, "the wolf says that the fox is dead. but he doesn't look like a dead fox. themouth of a dead fox is always open." when the fox heard this, he thought, "i'll show him that i'm dead." so he opened his mouth.the rabbit knew that the fox wasn't dead, and he ran as quickly as he could.狼和狐狸想要吃掉兔子，但是这只兔子太难抓到了。

与英语有关的笑话

与英语有关的笑话笑话一：英语考试的难题有一天，小明参加了英语考试。

考试题目非常难，根本不知道如何下手。

小明看着试卷上的第一道题，上面写着：“请用英语翻译下面的句子：‘我的猫在屋子里睡觉’。

”他想了一会儿，终于决定回答：“My cat sleeps in the room.” 结果，他错了！笑话二：拼写错误的尴尬在一个英语课上，老师问小明：“请你在黑板上拼写‘电视’这个单词。

”小明听到后，自信满满地上前去写。

他认真地写下了“T-E-L-E-V-S-I-O-N”这个单词。

全班爆发出一阵笑声，可是小明却不明白大家在笑什么。

笑话三：英语学习的困惑小李正在学习英语的时候碰到了一个很难理解的词汇 - "heteronym"（同音异形词）。

他询问了老师，老师解释说：“就是不同的单词拼写相同但读音和意思不同。

”小李听后恍然大悟，他说：“噢，你的意思是‘homonym’（同音同形词）吧！”老师苦笑着点了点头。

笑话四：音标的误解小红正在努力学习英语的发音。

有一天，她看到一个生词“schedule”（日程表），但不知道它的正确读音。

她问了很多人，但得到的回答都不尽相同。

最终，她决定向老师请教。

老师在她的本子上写下了正确的发音：“/ˈʃɛd.juːl/”，小红看了之后茅塞顿开，满怀信心地说：“哦，看来它读作'sked-yule'。

”笑话五：语法解释的幽默小明在英语课上学习了形容词的比较级和最高级。

他灵机一动，想到了一个搞笑的问题：“老师，如果'good'的比较级是'better'，那最高级是不是'bester'？”全班哄然大笑，而小明尴尬地明白了自己的错误。

笑话六：难以理解的字母顺序小张学习英语的时候遇到了一个难题，他对于字母表的顺序感到困惑。

他问了老师：“老师，为什么字母表中U和I的顺序不是按照字母表顺序排列的？”老师微笑着回答：“因为UI是一个表情符号，表示‘你和我’。

有关高中英语笑话大全

有关高中英语笑话大全笑话是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。

透过笑话我们可以看到一个民族的生存环境、生活方式、社会关系和心理特征等等。

小编精心收集了有关高中英语笑话，供大家欣赏学习!有关高中英语笑话：MilkThere were three guys hitchiking along the roads of a plain, boring field because their car overheated from the long drive. Exhausted, hungry, and thirsty from the long walk, they weredesperately willing to stay over anywhere. Fortunately, they saw about a mile ahead of them a cow ranch, filled with hundreds of cows. They decided to stay there for the night. So they looked for the main office to ask the ranch owner if they could stay for the night. However, the ranch owner left for the day and no one was there. Too tired from their journey, they decided rather to sleep with the cows than walk forever. They each slept under a cow.One guy said, "I'm hungry and thirsty, what will we eat and drink?"Another guy suggested to drink the milk from the cow since they were lying beneath the milk sac. So they began to suck and drink.The first guy said, "My cow's milk is so good, I finished it all and now I'm full."The second guy said, "My cow's milk is so good, I finished it all and now I'm full."The third guy said, "My cow's milk doesn't taste quite right."The first and second guy then said to the third guy, "Well, try another nipple, that one probably has no more milk."The third guy in a confused state exclaimed, "But how comemy cow has only one, long, nipple!?"有关高中英语笑话：Like a StrawThere were these two not so bright guys who had to get across the desert. Since they didn't have enough money for a car they decided to buy a camel.The camel dealer promised them that the camel would get them across the desert if they made sure he was full of water before they left. They took the camel down to the water hole, but the camel would not drink. So finally the first guy says: "I have an idea, why don't I hold his head down in the water and you suck on his butt. That way the water will be drawn up into him like a straw." The second gut thought about this for a while and finally agreed.After a while the first guy asks "Well is it working?"The second guy replied "I think it is going to work, but you have to pick his head up just a little because I'm just getting mud."有关高中英语笑话：Gorilla In a TreeAs he was quietly watching television at home, the chap heard a sound on the roof of his house and rushed out to investigate. Seeing it was a fair-sized gorilla tearing the shingles off his home, he promptly called up the local zoo authorities to inform them one of their animals had escaped. He was reassured that a gorilla recovering units was on the way and to remain calm.A few minutes later, an old beat up truck, displaying the Gorilla recovery unit logo on its panels, pulled up to the house. The elderly driver proceeds to recover from the back of the truck, a chiwawa dog, a pair of handcuffs, a ladder, a baseball bat, and a 12-gauge shotgun. Puzzled on how this lone elderly was to solve the problem of this gorilla that had by now torn half theroof apart, the chap asked him how he would go about doing this. As he handed him over the 12-gauge shotgun, the zoo employee explained the plan:"First I'll climb up there with the ladder. Then I'll approach the gorilla and knock him off the roof using the baseball bat. As soon as the gorilla hits the ground, the specially trained chiwawa will attack its private parts. When I get back on the ground, the gorilla will have lowered its hands to its groin area to protect itself thus making it easy for me to slip on the handcuffs. Then, I lead him to the truck, lock him up and take him back to the zoo..."Amazed at the procedure, the somewhat startled house owner asked why he was handed the 12-gauge shotgun?"Well," explained the experienced gorilla retriever, "It's just a precaution should things not go exactly as planned. In the unlikely event that once on the roof the gorilla knocks me off with the baseball, shoot the dog."有关高中英语笑话：Who Runs Faster?Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appeared from a distance, running toward them. One of the guys took out a pair of Nikes from his bag and started to put them on. The other guy, with a surprised look on his face, exclaimed, "Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?" His friend replied, "I don't have to outrun it, I just have to run faster than you."有关高中英语笑话：Lion TamerA circus owner ran an ad for a lion tamer, and two young people showed up. One was a good-looking lad in his mid-twenties, and the other was a gorgeous blonde about the same age.The circus owner told them, "I'm not going to sugarcoat it.This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer, so you guys better be good or you're history. Here's your equipment: chair, whip, and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"The girl said, "I'll go first." She walked past the chair, the whip, and the gun and stepped right into the lion's cage. The lion started to snarl and pant and began to charge her. About half way there, she threw open her coat revealing her beautiful naked body.The lion stopped dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawled up to her, and started licking her ankles. He continued to lick her calves, kissed them, and then rested his head at her feet.The circus owner’s mouth was on the floor. He said, "I've never seen a display like that in my life." He then turned to the young man and asked, "Can you top that?"The young man replied, "No problem, just get that lion out of the way."。

适合高一的英文幽默故事

1、一个女生前一天晚上得到男朋友的订婚戒指,但竟没有一个同学注意到,令她忿忿不平.到下午大家坐着谈天的时候,她突然站起来大声说：“哎呀,这里真热呀,我看我还是把戒指脱下来吧.”1.the night before, a girl get boyfriend engagement ring, but no one noticed the classmate, make her antics. You sit and chat in the afternoon, she suddenly stood up and shouted: \"oh, it's really hot in here, I think I'd better take off your ring.2、女主人把女佣叫到面前问她：“你是否怀孕了?”“是啊!”女佣回道.“亏你还说得出口,你还没有结婚,难道不觉得害羞吗?”女主人再次训.“我为什么要害羞,女主人你自己不也怀孕了吗?”“可是我怀的是我丈夫的!”女主人生气地反驳.“我也是啊!”女佣高兴地附和.2, the mistress called the maid to ask her: \"are you pregnant?\" \"Yes!\" The maid answered. Export \"kui you still say, you are not married, don't you feel shy?\" The hostess training again. \"Why should I be shy, you don't the hostess also pregnant?\" \"But I conceive is my husband!\" The hostess retorted angrily. \"Me too!\" The maid happy to echo.3、一个人骑摩托车喜欢反穿衣服,就是把口子在后面扣上,可以挡风.一天他酒后驾驶, 翻了,一头栽在路旁.警察赶到：警察甲：好严重的车祸.警察乙：是啊,脑袋都撞到后面去了.警察甲：嗯,还有呼吸,我们帮他把头转回来吧.警察乙：好.一、二使劲,转回来了.警察甲：嗯,没有呼吸了.3, a man riding a motorcycle like the dress, is to cut on the back, can the wind. Drunk driving one day, he turned over, a planted on the road. Police: police a: a good serious car accident. Policeman b: yes, his head hit the back. Po1: well, still breathing, let's help him turn his head back. Po2: good... One, two, turn back. Policeman a: well, not breathing...4、在一条七拐八拐的乡村公路上,因为时常发生车祸,所以常常有一些鬼故事发生,有一天晚上,有一个出租车司机看见路边有一个长发披肩,身着白衣的女人向他招手,因为这个司机没有见过鬼,所以大胆的停下来让她上车了,这一路上,司机虽然不信有鬼,心里也毛毛的,所以时常从后视镜看后面的女人,开着开着,突然司机发现那个女人不见了!司机吓了一大跳,赶紧踩了一个刹车!只见那个女人满脸是血,表情狰狞.司机吓的牙直打颤.突然那女人开口了：“你会不会开车啊!我低头系个鞋带你突然一刹车我把鼻子都撞破了……”4, turn in a curvy country road, because often in a car accident, so often have some ghost story, one night, there's a taxi driver saw the side of the road have a long hair shawls, dressed in a white woman waved to him, because the driver didn't see a ghost, so bold stopped to let her get on the bus, along the way, the driver doesn't believe in ghosts, the in the mindalso maomao, so often the woman behind the rearview mirror to see, open open, the driver found the woman suddenly disappeared! The driver startled, hurriedly stepped on a brake! I saw the woman face is blood, grim expression. The driver frighten of teeth chatter. Suddenly the woman spoke: \"would you drive! I bow to fasten shoelaces are you smashed through a sudden brake my nose...\"5、一个病人去看病,医生检查了他,皱着眉头说：“您病得太严重了,恐怕不会活多久了.” 病人：“求您告诉我我还能活多久?” 医生：“十……” 病人着急地问：“十什么?十年?十个月?十天?” 医生：“十,九,八,七,六,五……”5, a patient to see a doctor, the doctor examined him, frowning said: \"you too serious ill, I'm afraid I won't live much longer.\" Patient: \"please tell me how long will I live?\" Doctor: \"ten...\" Patient anxiously asked: \"what? Ten years? Ten months? Ten days?\" Doctor: \"ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five...\"6、老师：“你能说一些18世纪科学家共同特点吗?”学生：“能,他们都死了.”6, teacher: \"can you say some 18 th-century scientists common characteristics?\" Student: \"yes, they are all dead.\"7、犀粪蜣和蚊子谈恋爱,蜣问蚊子是做什么工作的,蚊子说：“护士,打针的.”蜣一拍大腿：“缘分呐,我是中药局搓药丸的…”7. rhino poop Qiang and mosquito fall in love, Qiang asked a mosquitois to do what work, the mosquito said: \"nurse, give or take an injection.\" Qiang a clap a thigh: \"the fate, I am a traditional Chinese medicine bureau rub pills...\"8、一非洲人住在某一宾馆.夜半,起火,不明原因.非洲人见状顾不了那么许多,光着身子就跑出去了.消防员见状惊呼：“我的妈呀!都烧的糊了吧区的了还能跑那么快!”8, the africans live in a hotel. In the midnight, a fire, unknown reason. Before rushing so many africans, naked and ran out. Firefighters said exclaimed: \"my mama ah! All paste the burned area can run so fast!\"9、一个人想出国考察,但必须得到老总批准.于是他向老总请示,老总给了他一张字条,上面写着：“Go ahead”. 那人想：“Go ahead=前进,老总是批准了.”于是他开始打点行李. 一个同事见到了他问：“你在做什啊?”他说：“我准备出国考察,老总批准了,给我写了‘Go ahead’.” 同事一见条就乐了：“咱们老总根本就没批准!咱老总的英语水平你还不知道,他这是在说去个头!”9, a person wants to go abroad, but it must be approved by boss. So he to the manager for instructions, the boss gave him a note, it read: \"Go ahead\". The man thought, \"Go ahead = progress, boss is approved.\" So he started to packing. A colleague to see he asked: \"what are you doing?\" He said: \"I'm ready to Go abroad investigation, boss approved, wrote me 'Go ahead'.\" Colleague of joy at the sight of article: \"let's boss haven't approved! Our boss English don't you know, he is said to head!\"10、牧师对买了他马和马车的农夫说：“这匹马只能听懂教会的语言,叫"感谢上帝"它就跑;叫"赞美上帝"它才停下.”农夫将信将疑,他试着喊了一声感谢上帝,那匹马立刻飞奔起来,越跑越快.一只跑到悬崖边上惊恐的农夫才想起让它停下来的口令“赞美上帝”.果然,马停下来了.死里逃生的农夫长出一口气：“感谢上帝………”10, priests to buy his horse and carriage of the farmer said, \"this horse can only understand the language of the church, call\" thank god \"it ran; called\" praise god \"it didn't stop.\" Farmer track, he tried to thank god gave a cry, the horse gallop, immediately ran faster and faster. A run to the edge of the cliff frightened farmer remembered that let it stop password \"praise god\". Sure enough, the horse stopped. Close the farmer grows a sigh: \"thank god.\"。

英语笑话故事4篇

英语笑话故事4篇下面是店铺整理的英语笑话故事4篇，欢迎大家阅读!英语笑话故事一Jimmy is three years old.吉米3岁了。

One day, he was gazing out of the window when the night fell. He suddenly shouted, "Mum, mum, come close the window!"一天，他正在窗口观望，夜幕降临。

他突然喊道：“妈妈，妈妈，快来关窗!”"Why? It's not cold, sonny."“为什么?天不冷呀，宝贝。

”"Yes, mum, but the night will come inside."“是的，妈妈，可黑夜会进来。

”英语笑话故事二On one occasion when Mark Twain arrived in London from New York，the Star thought the fact worth recording onits evening placard.But there was another piece of news to bementioned：it was about the Ascot Cup being stolen.Theplacard thus ran： MARK TWAIN ARRIVES. ASCOT CUP STOLEN. Mark Twain，we believe，never heard the last of it.有一次，马克·吐温从纽约起程抵达伦敦访问，《星报》认为这个消息值得登在它的晚招贴上。

但是，还有一条消息也要登上：关于爱斯科杯被盗的消息。

招贴是这样写的：马克·吐温光临爱斯科杯被盗我们相信，马克·吐温从来也没听说过这件事。

简单搞笑的英语小故事

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关于高一英语小笑话及翻译-英语小笑话带翻译

关于高一英语小笑话及翻译:英语小笑话带翻译近年来,冷笑话在电视媒体以及网络上广为流传,带来了一场崭新的语言风暴。

小编整理了关于高一英语小笑话及翻译，欢迎阅读!关于高一英语小笑话及翻译篇一Mother asked her little daughter who was reading a book. “What are you reading, dear?””I don’t know.” the little girl answered.”You don’t know? But you were reading aloud, so you must know.””I was reading aloud, mummy, but i wasn’t listening,” explained the child.我没有在听女儿在大声读书，妈妈问：“亲爱的，你在读什么?”“我不知道，”小女孩回答说。

“你不知道?你不是在朗读吗，你应该知道的，”妈妈说。

女儿解释说，“我在朗读，可我没有在听啊!”关于高一英语小笑话及翻译篇二The teacher noticed that Johnny had been daydreaming for a long time. She decided to get hisattention. “Johnny,” she said, “If the world is 25,000 miles around and eggs are sixty cents adozen, how old am I?”Thirty-four,” Johnny answered unhesitatingly.The teacher replied “Well, that’s not far from my actual age. Tell me...how did you guess?””Oh, there’s nothing to it,” Johnny said. “My big sister is seventeen and she’s only half-crazy.”实际年龄老师注意到约翰尼走神很久了，她决定吸引他的注意力。

适合高一的英语笑话大全

适合高一的英语笑话大全笑话是一种十分常见的语言现象，在日常生活中，它无处不在，起着十分重要的作用。

下面是店铺带来的适合高一的英语笑话，欢迎阅读!适合高一的英语笑话篇一One day, while Sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. Curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. A little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it."Oh, that," Frank said. "Every time I cheated on you, I put an egg in this box." Sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad."But what about the 10,000 dollars?""Every time I got a dozen, I sold them."一天，妻子Sue 在整理床铺时，偶然发现了一个小盒子。

出于好奇心，她小心翼翼的打开了盒子，发现里面放了三枚鸡蛋和10000美元钞票。

对于相处了20余年丈夫居然对自己隐瞒了此事，她开始感到有些疑惑不安。

“哦，是这样的，”丈夫Frank 解释道，“每次我做了对你不忠的事，我就会在这个盒子里放一枚鸡蛋。

” Sue 虽然对此感到不很高兴，但是转念又一想20多年的丈夫背着她有婚外情也不过只有三次，想想也不算太坏。

“那么另外的那10000美元是怎么回事?”“每当鸡蛋凑够一打，我就卖了换成现金。

关于英文小笑话故事大全英语的笑话故事简短

关于英文小笑话故事大全英语的笑话故事简短关于英文小笑话故事大全关于英文小笑话故事大全关于英文小笑话故事篇一瞎子的判断Once there was a blind. One day when he was walking, he stepped the head of the dog who was sleeping. The dog barked for a while. The blind man went on for miles, this time he stepped the other dog“s tail, so this dog barked. The blind man had thought that it was the first dog, so he said in surprise, It“s a wonder that the dog is so long. 从前有个瞎子。

一天，他正在行路时踩着了一只正在睡觉的狗的脑袋，狗汪汪汪地叫了一阵。

这人又往前走，这回踩着的是另外一只狗的尾巴，狗又汪汪汪地叫起来。

瞎子以为还是那条狗，惊诧地说：奇怪，这只狗可真够长的。

关于英文小笑话故事篇二我没有看到另外一块Mother: I left two pieces of cake in the cupboard this morning, Johnny, and now there is only one piece left. Can you explain thatJohnny: Well, I suppose it was so dark that I didn’t notice the other. 妈妈：约翰尼，我今天早上在橱子里放了两块点心。

现在就剩下一块了。

你能解释一下吗约翰尼：嗯，我想是因为里面太黑我没看到另外那块。

关于英文小笑话故事篇三铅笔he Astronaut Pen During the heat of the space race in the 1960s, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed a ball point pen to write in the zero gravity confines of its space capsules. After considerable research and development, the Astronaut Pen was developed at a cost of approximately $$1 million U.S. The pen worked and also enjoyed some modest success as a novelty item back here on earth. The Soviet Union, faced with the same problem, used a pencil. 在二十世纪六十年代，美国和苏联正处于太空竞赛的白热化阶段，美国航空航天局决定研制一种圆珠笔，以便在太空舱重力为零的环境下仍然可以书写。

高中英语小笑话大全爆笑

高中英语小笑话大全爆笑笑话(jokes)往往是指能引人发笑的谈话或故事。

作为文体,篇幅短小,故事情节简单而巧妙,往往出人意料,取得令人捧腹的艺术效果。

店铺整理了高中爆笑英语小笑话，欢迎阅读!高中爆笑英语小笑话篇一"Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?""No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the other ,so I am trying to stop it."把它堵在里面“孩子，你为什么用棉花塞住耳朵?它感染了吗?”“没有，老师。

可是你昨天说你告诉我的知识都是一个耳朵里进，一个耳朵里出，所以我要把它堵在里面。

”高中爆笑英语小笑话篇二A businessman was having a tough time lugging his lumpy, oversized travel bag onto theplane. Helped by the flight attendant, he finally managed to stuff it in the overhead bin.'Doyou always carry such heavy luggage?' she sighed.'No more,'the man said.'Next time, I'm hiding in the bag, and my parter can buy the ticket!'行李一个商人拖着他那鼓鼓囊囊的特大号旅行袋登上飞机，真够费劲的。

在一位机务乘员的帮助下，他终于设法将旅行袋进了头顶上的行李箱。