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TheMeltdown

冰河世纪2

This global warming is killing me.

This Is too hot, the Ice Age was too cold. What would it take to make you happy? This I like.

Oh, no, you won't catch me.

No running, James. Camprules.

Make me, sloth.

Make me, sir. It's all about respect.

Water ball.

Sammy, you just ate. Wait an hour. Hector, no, no, no, you can't pee-pee there. OK, there is fine. Ashley ,stop picking your... Pi? ata!

Stop! You're supposed to wear blind folds. OK.

-Hey, it's my turn to hit the sloth. -Mine.

-Mine. -Mine.

Hey, you didn't have any candy in you.

-Let's bury him. -Yeah!

Hey, whoa. Who said you kids could to rture the sloth?

Manny, don't squash their creativity.

Hey, Manny, Diego, my bad mammals-jammals.

Wanna give a slotha hand?

Look, I opened my camp. "Campodel Sid". It means Camp of Sid.

Congratulations. You're now an idiot in two languages.

Not in front of the k-i-d-z. These little guy slove me. Right, Billy?

Don't make me eat you.

They kid. That's why they're called kids.

It old you, Sid. You're not qualified to run a camp.

What do qualifications have to do with child care?

Besides, these kids look up to me. I'm a role model to them.

I can see that.

You guys never think I can do any thing, but I'm an equal member of this herd.

I made this herd, so you need to start treating me with some respect.

-Come on, Sid. -Sid, we were just kidding.

Hey, let's play pin-the-tail-on-the-mammoth.

Yeah!

Sid!

I can do stuff.

Won't give me their stupid respect.

I'll show'em.

And so, in the end, the little burro reached his mommy.

And they lived happily everafter.

-Good job. -Question.

Why does the burro go home? Why doesn't he stay with the rabbits?

Because...because he wanted to be with his family.

He should go with the girlburro. That's a better love story.

OK, well, when you tell your burro story, that's what he'll do.

Burroi sade meaning name. Technically, it's called awildass.

Fine. The wildass boy came home to his wildass mother.

See, that's why I called it a burro.

Could the burro have a grazing problem? Then he'd be morere latable.

-Boring. -It's not believable.

-Do burros eat their young? -It's not a good ending.

Sometimes I throw up.

They lived happily everafter. You can't get more satisfying than that.

One big happy family. That's the way it's supposed to be.

Where's your big, happy family?

Then the hungry tiger ate the pesky little kids.

-You OK, buddy? -Sure. Why not?

-I thought...-Story time's over. The end.

-Run for your lives! -Where's everybody going?

-The world's coming to an end. –What are you talking about?

FastTony –he says the world's gonna flood.

Folks, I holdin my hand a device so powerful,

it can actually pull air right out of the sky.

Yeah, right.