英语搞笑短剧role play荆轲刺秦王
最新《荆轲刺秦王》(搞笑英语小话剧-英语及翻译)
《荆珂刺秦王》旁白：Long long ago, there was a crazy country, where some crazy people live, who are trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.很久以前，有一个疯狂的国家，在这个疯狂的国家有一些疯狂的人，试图用疯狂的方式展示疯狂的历史。
荆轲是最有名的剑客并被派去杀清王，嬴政。
但最后他失败了。
你想知道当时发生了什么事？好吧，下面将会告诉你真相。
Action I太子丹：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world?(画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!) Thank u mirror! I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? Where is my minister?镜子，镜子，告诉我，这个世界上最漂亮的人是谁？(画外音：是你，太子丹！)谢谢你的镜子！我是太子丹，魔镜说我是世界上最有吸引力的男人。
荆轲刺秦剧本-荆轲刺秦王话剧
荆轲刺秦剧本-荆轲刺秦王话剧英语话剧剧本——荆轲刺秦王 4-5人剧本，短小搞笑Roles: 太子丹；荆轲；荆轲妻；谋士阿三；莫愁；旁白旁白(Aside )/介绍： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming. I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~ 太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensivecommodity in this century? Talent! Good idea! But who is the right candidate?阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三：Yes.Action II荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?荆轲Of course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。
荆轲刺秦王五人英语剧本
荆轲刺秦王The man wants to kill the king演员表：秦王荆轲太医秦舞阳赵高对话原文：Outside荆轲：Do you know why we are sent to meet the king of Qin?秦舞阳：Our king of Yan told us to find a chance to kill the king of Qin when we meet him!荆轲：That's right! Are you scared? It's a dangerous task, we will die whenever we kill him or not!秦舞阳：I am Qin Wuyang, I had killed someone when I was just 8 years old. There is nothing that I will be scared of in the word.荆轲：You are really brave! I trust we can make it with your help! Let's go to meet the king of Qin.Inside宦官：My lord, the messengers of the country-Yan want to meet you, they are outside. 秦王：Just let them in! I just want to occupy the small country, I want to know what they want to do or give in.宦官出，请荆轲，秦舞阳进入,秦舞阳发抖秦舞阳小声：I am so scared. I want to go home and find my mother.荆轲：Are you kidding? You just say you are a brave man.秦舞阳：I am so sorry. I will keep calm down.荆轲上前：My lord, I am Jingke, the represent of my country,Yan. I am sent to make peace with you.秦王：You think too much. I can occupy your country whenever I want.荆轲：That's not benefit to you because a lot of your soldiers will die or bleed. But if you could make peace with us, we will give one state of our country to you without any money.秦王：Let me think twice. Oh! It's a good idea. But what state will you give me? 荆轲：I take a map of my country. I can show you the state in this map. And here is the map。
荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧
• 太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、 graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、 smart and dearest Prince Dan”! • 阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~
• 荆珂：Darling, I love you. • 妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申 克的救赎》） • 荆珂：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界 末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》)
Action II
• 荆轲: Are you Li mochou? • 李莫愁:Yes. • 荆轲: OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world. • 李莫愁: Are you challenging me? • 荆轲: Off course! • 李莫愁: Come on!
• Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.
•The End.
• 荆柯: Just tell me • what should I do? I will do anything for you. • Yeah!
英语搞笑短剧role_play荆轲刺秦王
英语搞笑短剧role_play荆轲刺秦王第一篇：英语搞笑短剧role_play荆轲刺秦王荆轲刺秦王很久很久以前中国战国时代，有两个国家的王子-------燕国的太子丹和秦国的嬴政，他们是很好的朋友，他们经常一起赏花，喝酒，唱歌，游玩。
有一天，他们还在游山玩水的时候，突然发现了一面镜子，一面有着神奇魔力的镜子，这是一面可以回答任何问题的魔镜。
于是，太子丹和嬴政迫不及待的凑了上去。
Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways.Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”.But finally he failed.Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：魔镜啊魔镜，我帅么？魔镜说：“当然了我的殿下，你是整个燕国最帅的人” 太子丹高兴状然后，张璐上，问：魔镜啊魔镜，告诉我，那谁是这个世界上最帅的人呢？Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world?(魔镜：It’s you)张璐做极度嚣张状。
对太子丹说：“小弟啊，拿着这个镜子，自卑去吧，我是这个世界上最帅的人啊，啊哈哈啊哈........太子丹回到宫中“欺人太甚了，太过分了，我要报复！！我的仆人，你在哪里？” 仆人上“哦，亲爱的，我来了Honey, I am coming。
新荆轲刺秦王英文剧本
荆轲刺秦王剧本角色：旁白、太子丹、阿三、荆轲、荆轲妻、李莫愁旁白：Long long ago there was acrazy country.In this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you th e truth.Action 1人物：太子丹、魔镜(由旁白充当)、阿三（太子丹的honey）Prince Dan: Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the prettiest man in the world?[掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状]Mirror: It’s you, Prince Dan! [画外音]Prince Dan: oh oh oh, I know it.I’m Prince Dan; the magic mirror said I was the most attractive man in the world.But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy; I feel he will kill me if the mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? [面对观众，做忧愁状]Where is my minister? [仰天长啸]San: Honey, I am just here, prince san.Prince Dan : I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan” [自恋状]San: Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~Prince Dan: Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? [看阿三] Talent[拍阿三肩膀，赞许状]Good idea! But who is the right candidate? [疑惑]San: After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss Limo Chou and the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.Prince Dan: Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?San: yes.Action 2人物：荆轲、李莫愁Lee:jingke, I will take your head in my hand.Jing ke: haha,l’ll give you some colour see see today.荆轲奔向李莫愁，然后捅了李莫愁一刀（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）Lee: why? What are you doing? Why did you stick me indeed with your sword? You see ,oh ,my g od ,a lot of blood [吓死过去]Jing ke: hahahaha,l’m the winner!Action 3人物：荆轲、荆轲女朋友、太子丹、阿三（《大话西游》主题曲响起）San: Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.Jing: Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friendsPrince Dan: I will miss you, baby.Action 4人物：荆轲、荆轲妻子《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型Jing: Darling, I love you.J wife: I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!Jing: I love you more. Now ,I feel that except you and me, the whole silly world going to pieces ar ound us,I love you. [流泪状]J wife: Well. Be a man, just does it! I will be right here waiting for you.妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，荆珂上船，渐渐远去Action 5人物：荆轲妻子、阿三J wife：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……[偷笑]J wife(掏出手机拨号，阿三接手机)： Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance $1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account. San：Okay okay!旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.。
[方案]荆轲刺秦王英语搞笑剧本
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[方案]荆轲刺秦王英语搞笑剧本荆轲刺秦王英语搞笑剧本The man wants to kill the king旁白:It was war periods time, the war among different countries seemed endless. Every kings or ministers tried to find some supermen to work for them——to be thekilling tools for their political purposes. As time goes by, it was becoming a fashion to feed some good men at home……This is a crazy world. In the crazy world, there are the crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by the crazy way.第一幕:Conspire(密谋)太子丹(上，叹气):Ying Zheng,that bad guy,treats me even worse than before.Resorts to lots of persons in his hand,he never cares about me ---the most sensible prince under the sun.Recently,he has got much more cities from my hands.How can I live if these things happen again(急)。
Hey!! I must think out a good idea. I must make him know who I am.(向幕里大叫)Where is my minister? (大臣阿三上)Indeed, tell me what shall we do now?阿三:(毕恭毕敬)Just keep calm,please!Let me see!(盘坐在地。
2019年英语搞笑话剧剧本-范文word版 (13页)
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荆轲刺秦王英文话剧剧本
英语话剧剧本--荆珂刺秦王The man wants to kill the kingThis is a crazy world. In the crazy world, there are the crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by the crazy way.这是一个疯狂的世界。
在这个疯狂的世界,有疯狂的人们,试图用疯狂的方式来展示疯狂的历史。
第一幕：Conspire(密谋)太子丹（上，叹气）：Ying Zheng,that bad guy,treats me even worse than before.Resorts to lots of persons in his hand,he never cares about me ---the most sensible prince under the sun.Recently,he has got much more cities from my hands.How can I live if these things happen again(急)。
嬴政,那个坏家伙,对待我比以前更糟。
许多人则在他手中,他从不关心我- - -最明智的王子在太阳下。
最近,他有更多的城市从手中滑落。
我如何生活,如果这些事发生呢Hey!! I must think out a good idea. I must make him know who I am.(向幕里大叫)嘿! !我得想出一个好主意。
我要让他知道我是谁。
Where is my minister? 哪里是我的部长?(大臣阿三上)Indeed, tell me what shall we do now?事实上,告诉我,我们应该做些什么呢?阿三：（毕恭毕敬）Just keep calm,please!Let me see!只是保持镇静,请!让我看看!（盘坐在地。
荆轲刺秦王英语话剧
太空步滑到妻子身边)
荆轲 to lose weight like her (指着大屏幕上面的美女的照片)
场景一：(一日嬴政正在欣赏舞蹈，此处播放跳舞的音乐，在跳 舞的结尾有一舞女将衣袖甩在了嬴政的身上，嬴政大怒) 嬴 政：Do you have eyes? Do you want to kill me? Where is my weapon ? Where is my weapon ? Where is my weapon ? (解开腰带打跳舞仆人甲) 跳舞仆人甲（荆轲妻）：Forgive me！ Forgive me！ Forgive me！ 跳舞仆人甲：someday I will kill him！ 跳舞仆人乙：your husband will support you.
荆轲：money,money,这是money（荆轲拿出钱包）很不屑，从口袋 中掏出钱Hurry up(看表)，I have no time！I am busy now！ 阿三：Maybe I know what do you want(小声对荆轲说).How about beautiful girls?(指着韩老师说)Look，she is the most beautiful girl in the world .If you say OK,she is yours. 荆轲：(荆轲表示害羞，与此同时戴上桃心的面罩)，beautiful！I hav time now.I agree with you ! 太子丹：OK，it’s a deal! 荆轲：But I should go back to the hospital to see my wife and say goodbye to her. 太子丹：All right.(此时太子丹与荆轲拉钩，拉钩上吊一百年 不许变（never，never，never），荆轲下台后，然后太子丹与 阿三击掌)
荆轲刺秦王英语剧本
The man wants to kill the king旁白: 在这个战争时期,各国之间的战争似乎没完没了。
每一个国王或者部长都想找到一些超人来为他们工作。
随着时间的推移,喂养着些超级人类成为了他们流行一时的风气……这是一个crazy的世界。
在这个crazy的世界,有着那么一群crazy的人们,试图用crazy的方展示出那个crazy的历史。
你想知道当时的情形如何吗?下面就是见证真相的时刻。
第一幕：Conspire(密谋)太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：魔镜魔镜,告诉我,谁是世界上最漂亮的人?魔镜：是你！宇宙无敌明智英俊的王子殿下！（太子丹高兴状)太子丹（飞吻，妩媚）：谢谢~（面对观众）我是太子丹,魔镜说我是世界上最有魅力的男人（举手，仰天，自恋状）。
但嬴政是个被嫉妒包围的坏家伙,如果镜子告诉他的真相，我相信他会杀了我。
我好害怕，好无助（双手抱肩，娇嫩）。
最近,他从我手中又抢了几块地。
（低手，握拳，恨）要是再发生这种事情。
（停顿）我就去shi！(急)（沉思，突然奸笑）哇嘎嘎嘎嘎！我叫人一起想个主意。
我要让那个始皇知道我是谁。
(向幕里大叫)阿三！阿三！快点出来！阿三(甩~) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹（生气）：我告诉你很多遍了！要喊我“宇宙无敌明智英俊的王子殿下”！阿三（甩！）：Sure, honey!太子丹（晕，再双手互搓，不好意思）：嬴政想要我命…肿么办肿么办肿么办（渐强）！阿三：淡定。
让我想想！（盘坐在地。
两手在头上画画如一休）旁白：当当当，砰！！阿三：哦了,我们可以送一个超人去把嬴政~ ~ ~（作杀状）那么,所有的美女、首饰和城市都是我们的啦~ ~哇嘎嘎嘎嘎嘎 ~（淫笑）太子与阿三作流口水状.太子：哈哈~ ~ ~。
好想法! 二十一世纪最需要的是什么？（群众演员在群众中喊：人才！）（拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）你觉得我们可以送那个过去呢?阿三：我有想过这个问题,我觉得我们可以送西门吹雪过去，他目前在我国荡来荡去。
英语话剧——荆轲刺秦王
荆轲刺秦王Long long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr.Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he faile d. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.One day, Yinzhen and Prince dan took a walk in the garden.Suddenly,they found a migic mirror.嬴政（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）： Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (魔镜：It’s you ! 嬴政高兴状) Thank you mirror! （面对观众）做极度嚣张状。
对太子丹说：“take this mirror,go to cry.I am the most handsome man in the world.Then Prince dan get home.Sheet！I am crazy,I want to revenge！！！My servent,where are you ?仆人上，说“Honey, I am coming。
”太子丹：“I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!仆人：“Oh, sorry. I am wrong. It’s too hot to handle. But I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng（作杀状）太子丹：Oh yeah, Good idea .You know: What is the most expensive commodity in this century?仆人：Talent ?太子丹：Yes. But who is the right candidate?仆人： After searching, I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss Limo Chou, the other is Mr. JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the No.1 killer of the world.太子丹：“Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?仆人：“OK。
英语话剧
英语话剧大话西游Site: DungeonCharacters: 至尊宝、猪八戒、沙僧、唐僧猪和沙：Master, master(两人同时悄声说)猪：We come to save you.沙：We come to bring you out.唐：I won’t go.猪和沙：Stay here? Why?唐：There’re full of obstacles in the way of getting scriptures. This is because we’re not uni ted enough. So we let the devils do bad to us. That’s fine. This prison has no difference with the outside world, to me; the outside world is just a bigger prison. You go out first. I have something to tell him.(猪和沙下)唐：You come in and have a sit!至：To be honest, I’m not your disciple. I don’t want to be your disciple. Master I know you’re a good guy. Please let me go!唐：Do you know “dong , dong, dong ……”?至：What is “dong, dong, dong”?唐：“dong, dong, dong ……” is ……(唐唱Only you)至：Stop. Stop. I can’t take this anymore, please stop ……唐：Ohoh ……至：Damn you, you … I’ve said I can’t take this anymore. Don’t disturb or I’ll kill you.唐： Monkey King, you can kill me. Life and death are very minor. When you know why you should make sacrifices, you will come back and sing this song with me. Namonitabhaya …(至跑走)Aside: The Monkey King succeeds in escaping form the Bull King, and he reaches the Spiders’ Cave with the Grapes. Unfortunately, the Monkey King and his friends meet the Queen of Spider.The Monkey have heard that if the blade slashed fast and accurately, the guy who’s cut open won’t die at once. He can still see. So he asks the Queen of the Spider to kill him as fast as she could and to tear his heart out and let him have a look.After the Monkey King’s d eath, he appears in the Hole of Waterfall …二、Peter and the Wolfall : I’ll tell you a story. It is “Peter and the Wolf” Peter: Good morning everyone. What a fine day! How beautiful the green lawn is!Bird: Good morning, Peter.Peter: Good morning, Bird.Bird: It’s a fine morning, isn’t it! All is c alm. All is beautiful.Duck: I’m a duck, you see. Peter forgot to lock the door. Now I’m free. How I want to have a good bath in the pool!(Duck jumps into the pool.)Bird: Hi! Who are you? You can’t fly?Duck: Aren’t you a bird! You can’t swim? You see. I can.Bird: You are a fool.Duck: I’m clever. You are a fool.Bird: You are a fool.Duck: I’m clever. You are a fool.(At this time, a black cat is coming quietly.)Cat: Yeh. They are quarrelling. So I have no trouble catching them. Look at me, please.Peter: Take care, Bird. Be careful, Bird.(So the bird flies away.)Duck: You are a thief. Why don’t you catch that bird?Bird: You are a robber. Why don’t you rob me?Cat: Should I go to catch the bird? Should I? I’m afraid when I get there, the bird will fly away.Grandfather: Peter, you see. It is very dangerous here. The duck is running into the pool. If a wolf comes, what should you do then?Peter: I’m a young pioneer. I’m very brave. How can I dare a wolf?(A few minutes later. A very big, cruel wolf comes siletly. The black cat runs away quickly.)Cat, Bird: Oh,! Wolf!Duck: Oh! My dear. The wolf is coming. Let me run quickly.(How can a bird run so fast! Look, the wolf has caught the bird, and eaten him up.)Wolf: How I am satisfied! But I still want to catch the bird andthe black cat.(Now Peter and the grandfather see what has happened. They have a good idea now.)Peter: Bird. Please fly over the wolf’s head. You can fly around and around him. But you should be careful enough.Bird: Wolf. Wolf. Can you catch me? You are a fool! Can you catch me? Catch me!(The wolf is so angry that he jumps up and down. At this moment. Peter and his grandfather throw a rope and catches the wolf.)Cat, Bird, Grandfather: Beat him. Beat him. Don’t let him run away.(At this moment. A group of hunters get to the forest. Listen, they are shooting at the wolf.)Peter: Oh, no. Bird and I have caught the wolf. Don’t kill him. Let him alive. Please help us to send him to the zoo.Peter, Grandfather,Hunters, Cat, Bird: Oh! Oh! Le t’s go to the zoo. Let’s go to the zoo.搞笑英语话剧剧本《荆珂刺秦王》旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）：Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman剑客and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）Good idea! But who is the right candidate?阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。
英语剧
话剧前半部分是荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本（Introduction）： Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazyways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill kingof Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know whathappened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. ActionI太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who isthe most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man inthe world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirrortold him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Whereis my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my mostbeautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest PrinceDan”!阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to killYingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in thiscentury? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状） Good idea! But who is theright candidate?阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is MissLiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killerof the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Areyou Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let youknow I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。
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荆轲刺秦王很久很久以前中国战国时代，有两个国家的王子------ -燕国的白哥和秦国的嬴政，他们是很好的朋友，他们经常一起赏花，喝酒，唱歌，游玩。
有一天，他们还在游山玩水的时候，突然发现了一面镜子，一面有着神奇魔力的镜子，这是一面可以回答任何问题的魔镜。
于是，白哥和嬴政迫不及待的凑了上去。
白哥（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：魔镜啊魔镜，我帅么？魔镜说：“当然了我的殿下，你是整个燕国最帅的人”白哥高兴状然后，张璐上，问：魔镜啊魔镜，告诉我，那谁是这个世界上最帅的人呢？Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (魔镜：It’s you)张璐做极度嚣张状。
对白哥说：“小弟啊，拿着这个镜子，自卑去吧，我是这个世界上最帅的人啊，啊哈哈啊哈........白哥回到宫中“欺人太甚了，太过分了，我要报复！！！！我的仆人，你在哪里？”仆人上“哦，亲爱的，我来了Honey, I am coming。
”白哥：“错，我应经告诉你多少遍了，你应该叫我最漂亮，最美丽，最英俊，最迷人，最可爱，最聪明和最亲爱的太子丹。
I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!仆人：“对不起，亲爱的，我知道错了，我完全知道你现在的苦恼，我有一个好主意，那就是~找一个英雄杀了嬴政！”I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）白哥：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍仆人肩膀，做赞许状）好主意，可是谁是好的人选呢？Good idea! But who is the right candidate?仆人：经调查，有两个人比较合适，一个是李莫愁小姐，一个是荆轲，明天他们将为谁是天下第一杀手而决斗。
After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.白哥：“太好了，赶快让我看看胜利者，行么？”Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?仆人：“好的，开拍Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?你想挑战我么？荆轲Of course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。
”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状李莫愁：“发生了什么，为什么你不受伤？What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?”荆轲：“你根本就不懂的什么是剑，哎独孤求败啊….ai….. In solitude I seek for defeat..李莫愁：“Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.（阿甘正传台词）荆轲再次大笑白哥上（抱拳）：How are you?荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?白哥：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?荆柯：Sure!白哥：How are you?荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?白哥晕倒荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!白哥：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：To be or not to be, that's a question.白哥：“哇哦，如此的富有诗意，不愧是大侠。
”仆人：Hero，we need your help.荆柯：I am busy now!太子丹：You can get a lot of money.荆柯：I am very busy now!仆人：IC, ID, IQ card?荆柯：I am very very busy now!仆人(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love! 仆人：What? What’s the TCM?荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.仆人：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM。
白哥：我必须使出我的王牌了，这就是立顿减肥茶，中国联合利华驰名商标。
I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.荆柯（激动）：减肥茶，哦这是我梦见了数千次的东西，我的妻子一直威胁我，如果我不减肥就要离开我。
Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.白哥：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗……（大话西游台词）（《No matter》音乐起，荆轲先与仆人跳探戈，拥入怀中，又甩出去，仆人做呕吐状。
然后荆轲与白哥跳伦巴，最后白哥摆一个女性化的造型，向后弯腰并抬其中一条腿，荆轲做调戏状。
）荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.白哥：真的？荆轲：真的，亲爱的。
太子丹与阿三（撞胯，击掌）Yeah!（《大话西游》主题曲响起荆珂挽着妻子，白哥,仆人在后.仆人：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River.荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends白哥：I will miss you, baby.（白哥，仆人下。
停顿。
《泰坦尼克号》主题曲起，荆轲与妻子做Jack和rose在船头的经典造型，忽然荆轲看到一个美女——此时一个中国古典美女经过，向荆轲抛媚眼，并抛下定情手绢。
荆轲高兴的盯着美女看，妻子发觉不对，扭过头来。
）荆珂（急忙收敛）：Darling, I love you.妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!你对我来说比世界上的任何事情都重要。
（《肖申克的救赎》）荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》)妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you.荆珂（欲走还留，执子之手又曰）：Sweetheart! You must do me this honor... promise me you will survive... that you will never give up... no matter what happens... no matter how hopeless... promise me now, and never let go of that promise（泰坦尼克号沉船时，Jack 对Rose的倾诉）.妻子:"I promise."荆轲:"Never let go. “妻子:"I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I'll never let go."妻子努力挤出几滴眼泪，荆珂上船，渐渐远去妻子：It’s a good day to die. Never come back. Never…… Never……今天是个送死的好日子的，别回来啊别回来…….妻子(掏出手机拨号，仆人接手机)：Thank you very much. As soon as I get the life assurance（人寿保险）$1000, 000, I will transfer half of it, $500,000 to your account.仆人：Okay okay!旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.The End。