英语搞笑短剧role play荆轲刺秦王

荆轲刺秦王

很久很久以前中国战国时代，有两个国家的王子------ -燕国的白哥和秦国的嬴政，他们是很好的朋友，他们经常一起赏花，喝酒，唱歌，游玩。有一天，他们还在游山玩水的时候，突然发现了一面镜子，一面有着神奇魔力的镜子，这是一面可以回答任何问题的魔镜。于是，白哥和嬴政迫不及待的凑了上去。

白哥（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：魔镜啊魔镜，我帅么？

魔镜说：“当然了我的殿下，你是整个燕国最帅的人”

白哥高兴状

然后，张璐上，问：魔镜啊魔镜，告诉我，那谁是这个世界上最帅的人呢？Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (魔镜：It’s you)张璐做极度嚣张状。

对白哥说：“小弟啊，拿着这个镜子，自卑去吧，我是这个世界上最帅的人啊，啊哈哈啊哈........

白哥回到宫中

“欺人太甚了，太过分了，我要报复！！！！我的仆人，你在哪里？”

仆人上

“哦，亲爱的，我来了Honey, I am coming。”

白哥：“错，我应经告诉你多少遍了，你应该叫我最漂亮，最美丽，最英俊，最迷人，最可爱，最聪明和最亲爱的太子丹。I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!

仆人：“对不起，亲爱的，我知道错了，我完全知道你现在的苦恼，我有一个好主意，那就是~找一个英雄杀了嬴政！”I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~

（作杀状）

白哥：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍仆人肩膀，做赞许状）好主意，可是谁是好的人选呢？Good idea! But who is the right candidate?

仆人：经调查，有两个人比较合适，一个是李莫愁小姐，一个是荆轲，明天他们将为谁是天下第一杀手而决斗。After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.

白哥：“太好了，赶快让我看看胜利者，行么？”Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?

仆人：“好的，开拍Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?你想挑战我么？

荆轲Of course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。。。。”李莫愁倒地荆轲大笑李莫愁痛苦状李莫愁：“发生了什么，为什么你不受伤？What happened? Why aren’t you hurt?”

荆轲：“你根本就不懂的什么是剑，哎独孤求败啊….ai….. In solitude I seek for defeat..

李莫愁：“Momma always said: "Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you're gonna get." I got it, Momma is right.（阿甘正传台词）

荆轲再次大笑

白哥上（抱拳）：How are you?

荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you?

白哥：Oh my God! Could you give me an innovative answer to “How are you”?

荆柯：Sure!

白哥：How are you?

荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?

白哥晕倒

荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding!

白哥：Oh, I’m kidding too!（毕恭毕敬）May I have your name card, please?

荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着：

To be or not to be, that's a question.

白哥：“哇哦，如此的富有诗意，不愧是大侠。”

仆人：Hero，we need your help.

荆柯：I am busy now!

太子丹：You can get a lot of money.

荆柯：I am very busy now!

仆人：IC, ID, IQ card?

荆柯：I am very very busy now!

仆人(手指上场的美女，激动状): Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours.

荆柯（流口水）：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love! 仆人：What? What’s the TCM?

荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.

仆人：Excuse me? What’s the TCM?

观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM。

白哥：我必须使出我的王牌了，这就是立顿减肥茶，中国联合利华驰名商标。I must show you the trump card. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Lipton Slimming tea. It is a brand new product of Unilever China.

荆柯（激动）：减肥茶，哦这是我梦见了数千次的东西，我的妻子一直威胁我，如果我不减肥就要离开我。Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight.

白哥：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity, I’m very glad, you still have to speak up. Take it! Do you really like? Really?你不是真的想要吧？难道你真的想要吗……（大话西游台词）（《No matter》音乐起，荆轲先与仆人跳探戈，拥入怀中，又甩出去，仆人做呕吐状。然后荆轲与白哥跳伦巴，最后白哥摆一个女性化的造型，向后弯腰并抬其中一条腿，荆轲做调戏状。）

荆柯(诚恳状) Just tell me what should I do? I will do anything for you.