荆轲刺秦王英语话剧(搞笑)ppt
表演 荆轲刺秦王英语话剧(搞笑)
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• • • • • 荆珂挽着妻子，太子丹,阿三在后. 阿三：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River. 荆珂：Just stop here, please. Farewell, my friends 太子丹：I will miss you, baby. 妻子：I love you! You mean more to me than anything in this whole world!（《肖申克的救赎》） • 荆珂(流泪) ：I love you more. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. (哪怕 是世界末日我都会爱着你，选自《飘》) • 妻子：Well. Be a man, just do it! I will be right here waiting for you
Action II 荆轲：Are you Li mochou? 李莫愁：Yes. 荆轲：OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world. 李莫愁：Are you challenging（挑战的） me? 荆轲：Off course! 李莫愁：Come on! “人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍不死啊，两刀砍死 你啊。。。。” 李莫愁：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt（使受 伤 ）? 荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要 么？） 李莫愁：Momma always said: “Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you‘re gonna（将要 ） get." I got it, Momma is right.
英语搞笑短剧role play荆轲刺秦王
荆轲刺秦王很久很久以前中国战国时代，有两个国家的王子------ -燕国的白哥和秦国的嬴政，他们是很好的朋友，他们经常一起赏花，喝酒，唱歌，游玩。
有一天，他们还在游山玩水的时候，突然发现了一面镜子，一面有着神奇魔力的镜子，这是一面可以回答任何问题的魔镜。
于是，白哥和嬴政迫不及待的凑了上去。
白哥（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：魔镜啊魔镜，我帅么？魔镜说：“当然了我的殿下，你是整个燕国最帅的人”白哥高兴状然后，张璐上，问：魔镜啊魔镜，告诉我，那谁是这个世界上最帅的人呢？Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (魔镜：It’s you)张璐做极度嚣张状。
对白哥说：“小弟啊，拿着这个镜子，自卑去吧，我是这个世界上最帅的人啊，啊哈哈啊哈........白哥回到宫中“欺人太甚了，太过分了，我要报复！！！！我的仆人，你在哪里？”仆人上“哦，亲爱的，我来了Honey, I am coming。
”白哥：“错，我应经告诉你多少遍了，你应该叫我最漂亮，最美丽，最英俊，最迷人，最可爱，最聪明和最亲爱的太子丹。
I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!仆人：“对不起，亲爱的，我知道错了，我完全知道你现在的苦恼，我有一个好主意，那就是~找一个英雄杀了嬴政！”I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）白哥：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍仆人肩膀，做赞许状）好主意，可是谁是好的人选呢？Good idea! But who is the right candidate?仆人：经调查，有两个人比较合适，一个是李莫愁小姐，一个是荆轲，明天他们将为谁是天下第一杀手而决斗。
搞笑英语话剧剧荆轲刺秦王(正文及翻译)
《荆珂刺秦王》旁白：Long long ago, there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.很久以前，有一个疯狂的国家，在这个疯狂的国家有一些疯狂的人，试图用疯狂的方式展示疯狂的历史。
荆轲是最有名的剑客并被派去杀清王，嬴政。
但最后他失败了。
你想知道当时发生了什么事？好吧，下面将会告诉你真相。
Action I太子丹：(上，掏出乒乓球拍梳头，做自恋状)Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth.I am so scared. So what can I do? （向幕里大叫）Where is my minister?镜子，镜子，告诉我，这个世界上最漂亮的人是谁？(画外音：是你，太子丹！)谢谢你的镜子！我是太子丹，魔镜说我是世界上最有吸引力的男人。
英语话剧剧本——荆轲刺秦王修改版
5-9人剧本（男版），短小搞笑Roles: 太子丹；荆轲；母氏；谋士阿二，三；莫愁；旁白等旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）：Long long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy countrythere were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was themost famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man inthe world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）I’mPrince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is ajealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where are my ministers?阿二阿三: Honey, we are coming.、graceful 、太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautifulhandsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”！阿二：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? 二十一世纪最需要的是什么（这句话要跟观众交流）阿二阿三：Talent! 人才！太子丹：Great!Good idea! But who is the right candidate?阿二：After screening I have one promising persons on hand.阿三：I have one too!太子丹：What are they?阿二：His name is JinKe.阿三：Her name is LiMoChou，my lord!太子丹：but who should I choose ?阿二：Tomorrow let them PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿二阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲：Are you Li mochou?李莫愁：Yes.荆轲：OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁：Are you challenging me?荆轲：Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁：Come on!。
大学生英语话剧--荆轲刺秦王
太子丹 : Yingzheng,that bad guy ,treats me even worse than before.Resorts to lots of persons in his hand,he never cares about me ---the most sensible prince under the sun.Recently,he has got much more cities from my hands.How can I live if these things happen again Hey!! I must think out a good idea. I must make him know who I am . Where is my minister?
只是保持镇静,请!让我看看! Loki get one,we can sent a hero to put Ying Zheng to~~~
Then, all the beauties,jewelries and cities in Qin is ours~~~ 好的,我找到了,我们可以送一个英雄,把嬴政~ ~ ~ 那么,所有的美女、首饰和城市在秦代是我们的~ ~~
太子丹：No problem.没问题。
Part three
挽着那女子，太子丹在后，阿三一手拿着地图，一手拿着人 头上。
阿三：We have already reached Yishui River.我们已经达 到沂水河。 荆珂：Please just stop here. Goodbye.请在这里停车。再见。 太子丹：Hero, Let me see you off a little further英雄,让我送 你一些 荆珂：What a boring guy. If you walk a little further, then you will go to Qin instead of me 多么无聊的一场的家伙。如果你再走一段,然后你会代替我去 秦 太子丹：Well. Goodbye. Hero. Here is the map and the head of Fan Yuqi, so as to get trust of the king 好。再见。 英雄。这是地图的头部和樊于期,从而获得信任,尽显王者风范 荆珂 ：How can I express my feeling now? I don’t want to leave because I love you. Once I think I will kill Yingzheng . I can’t help rushing into W.C. you known. I don’t want to go. I don’t want to go.
英语话剧,荆轲刺秦王(上)ppt
• JK: Just tell me what should I do? • I will do anything for you. Yeah!
ACTION 3
• A3：Hero, we have already reached Yishui River. JK：Just stop here, please. Farewell（别了）, （别了） my friends PD：I will miss you, baby.
JK: Slimming tea! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times. My wife always threatens（威胁的） to leave me if I couldn’t reduce my weight. A3：You want? Speak up if you want! Why do you keep silent（沉默的 ）? Why are you looking at me? Although your eyes are full of sincerity（纯情）, I’m very glad（乐意）, you still have to speak up （讲出来）. Take it! Do you really like? Really?
荆轲刺秦王
荊轲JK： 妻子W： 太子丹PD： 阿三A3： 旁白： 李莫愁LMC：
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PD：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most prettyman in the world? Thank u mirror! I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror(魔镜） said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do?
荆轲刺秦王_英文话剧_2
英语话剧剧本--荆珂刺秦王资料 2009-11-07 20:26 阅读91 评论0字号：大中小The man wants to kill the king旁白：It was war periods time, the war among different countries seemed endl ess. Every king or minister tried to find some supermen to work for them——to be the killing tools for their political purposes. As time goes by, it was becoming a fa shion to feed some good men at home……This is a crazy world. In the crazy world, there are the crazy people, tryingto show the crazy history by the crazy way.第一幕：Conspire(密谋)太子丹（上，叹气）：Ying Zheng,that bad guy,treats me even worse than befor e,He never cares about me ---the most sensible prince under the sun.Recently,he has got much more cities from my hands.How can I live if these things happen ag ain(急)。
Hey!! I must think out a good idea. I must make him know who I am.(向幕里大叫)Where is my minister? (大臣阿三上)Indeed, tell me what shall we do now?阿三：（毕恭毕敬）Just keep calm,please!Let me see!（盘坐在地。
荆轲刺秦王英文话剧剧本
英语话剧剧本--荆珂刺秦王The man wants to kill the kingThis is a crazy world. In the crazy world, there are the crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by the crazy way.这是一个疯狂的世界。
在这个疯狂的世界,有疯狂的人们,试图用疯狂的方式来展示疯狂的历史。
第一幕：Conspire(密谋)太子丹（上，叹气）：Ying Zheng,that bad guy,treats me even worse than before.Resorts to lots of persons in his hand,he never cares about me ---the most sensible prince under the sun.Recently,he has got much more cities from my hands.How can I live if these things happen again(急)。
嬴政,那个坏家伙,对待我比以前更糟。
许多人则在他手中,他从不关心我- - -最明智的王子在太阳下。
最近,他有更多的城市从手中滑落。
我如何生活,如果这些事发生呢Hey!! I must think out a good idea. I must make him know who I am.(向幕里大叫)嘿! !我得想出一个好主意。
我要让他知道我是谁。
Where is my minister? 哪里是我的部长?(大臣阿三上)Indeed, tell me what shall we do now?事实上,告诉我,我们应该做些什么呢?阿三：（毕恭毕敬）Just keep calm,please!Let me see!只是保持镇静,请!让我看看!（盘坐在地。
荆轲刺秦王英语话剧
太空步滑到妻子身边)
荆轲 to lose weight like her (指着大屏幕上面的美女的照片)
场景一：(一日嬴政正在欣赏舞蹈，此处播放跳舞的音乐，在跳 舞的结尾有一舞女将衣袖甩在了嬴政的身上，嬴政大怒) 嬴 政：Do you have eyes? Do you want to kill me? Where is my weapon ? Where is my weapon ? Where is my weapon ? (解开腰带打跳舞仆人甲) 跳舞仆人甲（荆轲妻）：Forgive me！ Forgive me！ Forgive me！ 跳舞仆人甲：someday I will kill him！ 跳舞仆人乙：your husband will support you.
荆轲：money,money,这是money（荆轲拿出钱包）很不屑，从口袋 中掏出钱Hurry up(看表)，I have no time！I am busy now！ 阿三：Maybe I know what do you want(小声对荆轲说).How about beautiful girls?(指着韩老师说)Look，she is the most beautiful girl in the world .If you say OK,she is yours. 荆轲：(荆轲表示害羞，与此同时戴上桃心的面罩)，beautiful！I hav time now.I agree with you ! 太子丹：OK，it’s a deal! 荆轲：But I should go back to the hospital to see my wife and say goodbye to her. 太子丹：All right.(此时太子丹与荆轲拉钩，拉钩上吊一百年 不许变（never，never，never），荆轲下台后，然后太子丹与 阿三击掌)
荆轲刺秦王搞笑英文话剧18页PPT
Action 3
A conspiracy was quietly launching... ... 一场阴谋正在悄悄展开……
In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you.（ 就算你我还有整个世界即将毁灭 ，我仍然爱你）
45、法律的制定是为了保证每一个人 自由发 挥自己 的才能 ，而不 是为了 束缚他 的才能 。—— 罗伯斯 庇尔
The man wants to kill the king
演员列表
祝明月：荆轲 张明明：太子丹 பைடு நூலகம்丁思：阿三 韩金波：镜子配音，李莫愁，荆柯妻
Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr. Jing Ke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qin, “Ying Zheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth. 很久以前有一个疯狂的国家，在这疯狂的国 家有一些疯狂的人，试图用疯狂的方式展现 疯狂的历史。荆轲是最有名的剑客，被派去 杀秦王“嬴政”。但最后他失败了。你想知 道当时发生了什么事吗？好的，这场话剧会 告诉你真相。
英语话剧 荆轲刺秦
Action I太子丹（上）: This hateful ying zheng unexpectedly will I under house arrest so long.阿三：Prince .I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子丹：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）Good idea! But who is the right candidate?阿三：After screening I have one promising persons on hand. he is Mr JinKe.太子丹：Well, show me the Mr JinKe., OK?阿三：Yes.阿三：Prince.jinke is coming.荆轲：See the prince, JingKe to report.太子丹：Now the qin dynasty was broken zhao, I'm afraid I don't protect jing, this go to qin, shoulder the burden country, be careful.荆轲：Your highness trust, jing ke has to make the preparation!太子丹：You prepared some?荆轲：In order to qin dynasty success, I have with the qin ~ ~ ~ language.旁白：Jing ke came to the qin, ying zheng met with him.荆轲：This is Prince dan of the king of judah to map.秦王：What is this !荆轲：This is to kill pig knife.秦王：What! Do you dare to kill me.（秦王与荆轲打斗，荆轲被刺）秦王：Help! The jing ke carried down.。
荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本
荆珂刺秦王搞笑英语话剧剧本旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）：Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming.太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful、graceful 、handsome、charming、cute、smart and dearest Prince Dan”!阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）Good idea! But who is the right candidate?阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?荆轲Off course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。
荆轲刺秦王(英文版)话剧
荆轲刺秦王(英文版)话剧旁白：Long。
long ago。
it was Warring States d。
the XXX——to be the XXX。
XXX to feed some good men at home……This is a crazy world。
In the crazy world。
there are the crazy people。
XXX.第一幕：Conspire(密谋)XXX:(上，太息）Ying Zheng。
that bad guy。
treats me even worse than before.Resorts to lots of persons in his hand。
he never cares about me ---the most XXX。
he has got much more XXX(急)。
Hey。
I must think out a good idea。
I mustmake him know who I am。
(向幕里大呼)Where is my minister。
(大臣阿三上)Indeed,tell me what shall we do now?XXX:（必恭必敬）Just keep calm。
please。
Let me see!（盘坐在地,两手在头上画画如一休）（旁外音：铛铛当，砰。
）（阿三起）Ok。
I get one。
we can sent a heroto put Ying Zheng to~~~（作杀状）Then。
all the beauties。
jewelries and cities in Qingis ours~~~（淫笑）太子与XXX作流口水状.太子：Ha。
ha~~~。
Good idea。
Good idea。
But do you think who we can sent?阿三：I have thought about it。
we can send Xi Men Chui Xue。
英语话剧剧本——荆轲刺秦王
4-5人剧本，短小搞笑Roles: 太子丹；荆轲；荆轲妻；谋士阿三；莫愁；旁白旁白(Aside )/介绍（Introduction）：Long ago there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was s ent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.Action I太子丹（上，掏出镜子梳头，做自恋状）：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan! 太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! （面对观众）I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? (向幕里大叫) Where is my minister?阿三(毕恭毕敬) : Honey, I am coming. I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~（作杀状）太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most expensive commodity in this century? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！这句话要跟观众交流，最好由观众来回答，然后拍阿三肩膀，做赞许状）Good idea! But who is the right candidate?阿三：After screening I have two promising persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO1 killer of the world.太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK?阿三：Yes.Action II（《十面埋伏》中刘德华&金成武决斗时的音乐）荆轲Are you Li mochou?李莫愁Yes.荆轲OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world.李莫愁Are you challenging me?荆轲Of course! 耸耸肩表示同意李莫愁Come on!音乐起两人冲上前来“人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍死你啊，两刀砍死你啊。
搞笑英语话剧剧荆轲刺秦王(正文及翻译)
《荆珂刺秦王》旁白：Long long ago, there was a crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, trying to show the crazy history by crazy ways. Mr Jingke was the most famous swordsman and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Yingzheng”. But finally he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next show will tell you the truth.很久以前，有一个疯狂的国家，在这个疯狂的国家有一些疯狂的人，试图用疯狂的方式展示疯狂的历史。
荆轲是最有名的剑客并被派去杀清王，嬴政。
但最后他失败了。
你想知道当时发生了什么事？好吧，下面将会告诉你真相。
Action I太子丹：(上，掏出乒乓球拍梳头，做自恋状)Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (画外音：It’s you, Prince Dan!太子丹高兴状) Thank u mirror! I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous guy, I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? （向幕里大叫）Where is my minister?镜子，镜子，告诉我，这个世界上最漂亮的人是谁？(画外音：是你，太子丹！)谢谢你的镜子！我是太子丹，魔镜说我是世界上最有吸引力的男人。
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太子与阿三 ： Yean 旁白：Then Jingke was sent to Qin and finally killed by Yingzheng.
鼓掌！
阿三 ： You want ? Speak up if you want ! Why do you keep silent ? Why are you looking at me ?Although your eyes are full of sincerity ,I ‘m very glad .you still have to speak up .Take it ! Do you really like ? Really ? 你不是真的想要吧 ？难 道你真的想要吗……… 荆柯 ： Just tell me what should I do ? I will do angthing for you .
太子丹：How are you? 荆柯：Fine, thank you, and you? 太子丹：Oh my God! Could you give me an unusual answer to “How are you”? 我的天呀，你可以给我一个“你还好么”有创新的 回答吗？ 荆柯：Sure! 太子丹：How are you? 荆柯：Fine, thank you, and your wife?很好，谢谢，你的妻子怎么样？ 太子丹晕倒 荆柯：Hey, man, I’m kidding! 太子丹：Oh, I’m kidding too! May I have your name card, please? 荆轲从兜里掏出一卷纸，上面写着： To be or not to be, that‘s a question.成功或不成功，那是一个很严肃 的问题。 阿三：Hero，we need your help. 英雄，我们需要你的帮助。 荆柯：I am busy now! 我现在很忙。 太子丹：You can get a lot of money. 你会得到很多的钱。 荆柯：I am very busy now! 我现在真的很忙。 阿三：IC, ID, IQ card? 公交卡 身份证 智商证 荆柯：I am very very busy now! 我现在真的非常非常的忙。 阿三: Look! She is the most beautiful girl in the world. If you say O.K., she is yours. 看，她是世界上最美丽的女人，如果你答应了，
太子丹：杨冠男
阿三：陈柳 荆轲：潘斌 妻子：刘茜
李莫愁：余佳荣
旁白：周玲 路人甲：冯士康 中国古典美女：罗培
幕后人员：杨诚 李婷君
Introduction： Long ago there was a 介绍：在很久以前，有一个疯狂的国家。 crazy country, in this crazy country there were some crazy people, 在这个疯狂的国家里有着一些疯狂的人。 trying to show the crazy history by 并试图经过疯狂的方式来展现疯狂的历史。 crazy ways. Mr. Jing Ke was the most 荆轲，最有名的剑客，被送到秦国刺杀嬴政。但是最 后失败了。 famous swordsman（剑客）and was sent to kill king of Qing, “Ying Zheng”. But finally 你想知道他在这段时期发生的事吗，好的，接下来的 场景将告诉你事实的真相。 he failed. Do you want to know what happened at that time? Okay, next
Action II 荆轲：Are you Li mochou? 李莫愁：Yes. 荆轲：OK. I’m Jingke, you know, I will let you know I am the king of the killers’ world. 李莫愁：Are you challenging（挑战的） me? 荆轲：Off course! 李莫愁：Come on! “人在江湖漂啊，哪有不挨刀啊，一刀砍不死啊，两刀砍死 你啊。。。。” 李莫愁：What happened? Why aren’t you hurt（使受 伤 ）? 荆轲: We don't need any reason to win a person. Don't we? Do we? （赢一个人需要理由么，不需要么，需要 么？） 李莫愁：Momma always said: “Life is like a box of chocolates, Mochou. You never know what you‘re gonna（将要 ） get." I got it, Momma is right.
阿三 : Honey, I am coming. 太子丹：I’ve told you again and again that you should call me “my most beautiful、graceful(优雅的) 、handsome、charming(迷人的) 、cute、 smart and dearest Prince Dan”! 阿三：Sure, honey! I have a good idea. We can find a hero to kill YingZheng~~~ 太子：Oh yeah~~~. What is the most xpensive commodity in this century(世纪) ? Talent!（二十一世纪最需要的是什么，人才！） Good idea! But who is the right candidate(候选人) ? 阿三：After screening(筛选) I have two promising(有希望的) persons on hand. One is Miss LiMoChou, the other is Mr JinKe. Tomorrow they will PK for the NO.1 killer of the world. 太子：Well, show me the winner as soon as possible, OK? 阿三：Yes.
荆柯：I have to say she is a very sexy and beautiful girl, but TCM is my only love! 但 是传说中的TCM才是我的最爱。我不得不说她是非常的性感和美丽的女人。 阿三：What? What’s the TCM? 荆柯; Hey, guy! You look so smart but why you didn’t know TCM? Any of them can give you the answer.嘿，伙计，你看来如此聪明。但是为什么不真的TCM，只有他们 能给你答案。 阿三：Excuse me? What’s the TCM? 观众甲：TCM - Traditional Chinese MM . TCM-传说的中国美眉。 太子丹： I must show you the trump card . Ladies and gent lemen , this is Lipton Slimming tea . It is a brand new product of Unilever China.我必须要向你现出我的 王牌了，女生们，男生们，这是利普顿食疗法茶这是中国单分子的一个新产品牌子。 荆柯 ： Slimming 减食疗法 tea ! I have dreamed of it for thousands of times .My wife always threatens to leave me if I could’t reduce my weight .
太子丹：Mirror, mirror, tell me, who is the most pretty man in the world? (It’s you, Prince Dan! ) Thank u mirror! I’m Prince Dan, the magic mirror said I am the most attractive(吸引人的 ) man in the world. But Ying Zheng is a jealous(妒忌的) guy（家伙） I feel he will kill me if mirror told him the truth. I am so scared. So what can I do? Where is my minister(大臣 )?