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远不只这些Gabrielle，远不只。

多么讽刺，我拼命努力想要保守的秘密就这样随便的被她们发现了。

对不起，姐妹们。

我绝对不想让你们承受这种负担。

102.An odd thing happens when we die. Our senses vanish. Taste, touch, smell, and sound become a distant memory, but our sight --ah, our sight expands, and we can suddenly see the world we've left behind so clearly. Of course, most of what's visible to the dead could also be seen by the living, if they only take the time to look.我们死去以后就会有奇怪的事情发生，我们的感觉消失了，味觉、触觉和听觉都成为遥远的回忆，但是我们的视觉，它变得开阔了。

1《Desperate Housewives》(绝望主妇)第一季台词

《Desperate Housewives》第1季1-01The next day my friends came together to pack away my clothes, my personal belongings and what was left of my life. Not quite Gabrielle, not quite. How ironic. To have something I tried so desperately to keep secret treated so causally. I'm so sorry, girls. I never wanted you to burden with this.第二天我的朋友们都来帮我收拾衣服，私人物品还有――我剩下的那些东西。

远不只这些Gabrielle，远不只。

多么讽刺，我拼命努力想要保守的秘密就这样随便的被她们发现了。

对不起，姐妹们。

我绝对不想让你们承受这种负担。

1-02Yes, as I look back at the world I left behind, it's all so clear to me. The beauty that waits to be unveiled, the mysteries that long to be uncovered. But, people so rarely stop to take a look. They just keep moving. It's a shame, really. There's so much to see.是的，当我回头看我身后的世界，它变得如此清晰。

那么多期待闪亮登场的美丽，那么多渴望不被发现的秘密。

但人们很少停下脚步去观察，他们只是一路前行。

这真的很可惜。

1-03Yes I remember the world. Every detail. And what I remember most is how afraid I was, what a waste. You see, to live in fear is not to live at all. I wish I could tell this to those I left behind, but would it do any good? Probably not. I understand now, there will always be those who face their fears, and there will always be those who run away.是的，我记得这个世界的每一个细节。

绝望地主妇第一季(1—3集)中英文台词对照

无望的主妇中英文台词比较-NARRATOR: My name is Mary Alice Young.我是 Mary Alice Young。

When you read this morning's paper, you may come across an article about theunusual day I had last week.come across:有时碰到article:文章unusual:不平时的当你今日的晨, 可能会到一篇文章对于上个礼拜我所渡的不平时的一天。

Normally, there's never anything newsworthy about my life.normally ：平时 newsworthy:有新价的平时 , 我的生活里是没有什么有新道价的。

That all changed last Thursday. change:改.可是上个礼拜四全部都改了。

Of course everything seemed as normal at first.of course:自然seem:仿佛，忧如normal:平时as normal:照旧at first:最先，开始自然,开初,全部看起来都很平时。

I made my breakfast for my family.我一家人做好早饭。

-MARY ALICE: Here we are. Waffles.Waffles:夫干夫来了。

-NARRATOR: I performed my chores. perform:达成chore: (家庭或庄的) ，活我做好了做家。

-NARRATOR: I completed my projects. complete:达成project:【里指美化家居】达成我的手工作品。

--NARRATOR: I ran my errands. ran:有步地行errand:差使,差事run errand:跑腿达成我的使命。

绝望主妇第一季英文剧本 DesperateHousewives_season01

1X05 - COME IN STRANGEROriginal Airdate (ABC): 31-OCT-2004[INT -School-Day](Lynette and the boys' teacher are talking after they've painted a girl blue)Teacher: The boys are in my class because I'm the only teacher that can handle them.(shots of Lynette dragging one of the twins who is holding on to a table for dear life)Teacher: We may no longer be able to accommodate them.[INT-Young House-Living Room-Night](Zach is sat on the floor of the living room and he's spinning the barrel of a gun round. His dad watches him)Zach: Mom used this to kill herself. Why would you keep it?[EXT -Young House -Night](Zach answers the door. He's got the gun behind his back.)Bree: Are you okay?[INT-Scavo House-Kitchen -Day](The girls are sitting around drinking coffee.)Gabrielle: I think he's hiding something.[INT-Delfino House -Night](Shots of Mike on the phone and has a gun of his own)(Shots of diagrams of Wisteria Lane on Mike's wall, listing the houses, who lives where and the ages of the children.There are also photos of Gabrielle, Carlos, Julie and Susan)[INT-Solis House -Bedroom -Day](shot of Carlos discovering John's sock under the bed)[INT-Young House -Night](shot of the letter I know what you did.It makes me sick. I'm going to tell. The shot expands and we see the PI reading the note)PI: Exactly what is it you hired me to do?Paul:Someone sent that note to my wife and I need to know who.[INT -Supermarket -Day](Susan is at the checkout when Mike talks to her.)Mike: You like Alfred Hitchcock?(Susan looks up at Mike.)[INT -Mayer House -Kitchen-Night](Mrs Huber has dropped by to give Susan a pie and blackmail her. She takes out of her bag the charred measuring cup)Mrs Huber: I found it in the ruins of Edie's home.(Susan doesn't know what to say)[INT-Solis House-Stairs - Day](Carlos confronts Gabrielle with the discovered sock)Carlos: I found it under our bed. It's not mine.(Gabrielle shows Carlos the cleaning cupboard with the socks)[EXT -Wisteria Lane-Day](Shots of Julie riding her bike past an old woman)Mary Alice Voiceover: Every neighbourhood has a woman like Alberta Fome.(Mrs Fome goes out to collect her mail.)Mary Alice Voiceover: And every woman like Mrs Fome has a cat.(we see the cat through the window)[INT-Mrs Fome's House -Bedroom -Day](Shots of the cat walking over an open suitcase. It's packed with clothes.)Mary Alice Voiceover: When she travelled, Mrs Fome would arrange for friends to look after her beloved pet.(shots of Mrs Fome stoking the cat at the table. She is on the phone trying to arrange for a friend to look after the cat.)Mrs Fome: (on the phone) Thanks anyway.(She hangs up the phone and crosses another name off her list of people to ask. The last name on the list is Susan Mayer)Mary Alice Voiceover: This time, she was forced to ask her neighbour Susan Mayer.[EXT -Mayer House -Day](The doorbell rings and Susan answers it to Mrs Fome)Mary Alice Voiceover: Mrs Fome liked Susan. But it was common knowledge on Wisteria Lane that wherever Susan Mayer went, bad luck was sure to follow.(Underneath this Mrs Fome is asking Susanto look after her cat. She's nervous asking at first. And when Susan agrees she looks positively worried for her cat's well being)[EXT-Wisteria Lane-Outside Mayer House-Day](Shot of Susan backing the car out of the driveway. She hits her dustbin)Mary Alice Voiceover: Her misfortunes ranged from the common place-(Susan looks out of the window at the bin on its side)[EXT-Wedding Reception-Day]Mary Alice Voiceover: -To the unusual-(Susan is dressed in a gorgeous pink dress, she's flirting with a guy in a tux and goes to lean against a table. As she does, the table upends and she ends up on the floor with the contents of the table (including the wedding cake) all over her.)[EXT-Mayer House -Garden - Day]Mary Alice Voiceover: -To the truly bizarre.(Susan is on a stool filling her bird feeder. A bird flutters around her head and she waves her arms to shoo it away.It doesn't go and she ends up jumping off the stool trying to get away from the bird that is attacking her.)[EXT :Wisteria Lane -Outside Mrs Fome's House-Day](Mrs Fome is in a taxi, about to drive away, she seems nervous. She's looking back at Susan, who is holding her cat,waving its paw as its owner drives away)Mary Alice Voiceover: As she waved goodbye, she worried that Susan's streak of bad luck would continue. For that matter, so did her cat.(Susan walks away with the cat, and the scene changes to a shot of Mrs Fome's house in the dark.) [INT-Mrs Fome's House -Night](Susan and Julie enter Mrs Fome's house to feed the cat)Susan:(calls for the cat) Mr Whiskars.Julie: Here kitty.Susan:Dinner time. Here kitty, kitty, kitty!(Susan and Julie stop looking for the cat, when they enter the kitchen and see a lot of the drawers are open)Susan: Cats can open drawers, can they?Julie: Are you sure you didn't leave them open this morning?Susan: Noway.Julie: Wow.Do you think somebody broke in?(Susan's about to answer, when they see a large screwdriver on the kitchen table. Susan look worried) Susan: MR WHISKERS(Susan and Julie both start frantically calling for the cat and search through different rooms to find him) (The shot focuses on a door to a cupboard. We see the door open and we pan down to see the shoes of an intruder.The male intruder creeps to the door, and we see the cat follow and sneak out,with the intruder closing the door behind him)Mary Alice Voiceover: Though she didn't know it at the time Susan's luck-(we see the intruder open the door again,and put the cat back inside the house)Mary Alice Voiceover: had finally started to change.OPENING CREDITS[EXT -Wisteria Lane -Night](Shots of people all streaming towards the Scavo house)Mary Alice Voiceover: News that an intruder had breached the security of Wisteria Lane spread like wildfire.[INT-Scavo House ?Kitchen-Night](Shots of people milling around, helping themselves to coffee and cakes)Mary Alice Voiceover: At a neighbourhood watch meeting the next night, residents voiced their concerns over the increasing dangers their community faced.(we watch Mike make himself coffee, and then go to find a seat with all the others)(shot of an old woman talking to the gathered crowd)Mary Alice Voiceover: Mrs Eida Greenberg announced that someone was looking through her bathroom window whenever she took a shower.(shot of a geeky looking man talking to the gathered crowd)Mary Alice Voiceover: Bob Fisk warned those present that an unnamed government agency was listening in to their phone conversations.(shot of a large, motherly looking woman talking to the gathered crowd)Mary Alice Voiceover: Helen veil spoke of a ruthless local teenage gang that had egged her mini van. (the shot pans down to see a teenage boys quashed in between his parents on a sofa. He squirms, afraid of being caught out about the egging.)(Shot of a policeman giving a presentation to the assembled people, who are all watching attentively.) Policeman: There are three things that contribute to... (we can't hear what he says during the VO) Mary Alice Voiceover: The evening concluded with Officer Thompson offering safety tips and a plan of action.Policeman:So you can sign up for a situation you have control over.(He hands a clipboard to Lynette.) 签名同意参加Policeman:You can sign up for either daily or nightly patrols. I know that might seem a bit like overkill, but I assure you. 巡逻(Susan watches Lynette hand out the clipboard. She looks over her shoulder and smiles and waves at Mike. His halfhearted response makes her turn back, disappointed.)Policeman:That regular surveillance will deter even the most determined criminal. So are there any other questions? Alright then, let's be careful out there.(everyone claps.)(Susan gets up and talks to the policeman.)Susan: Actually I do have a question. Do you have a second?Policeman:Sure, how can I help?Susan: Well,I'm the one who discovered the break in and I think I found some evidence. Policeman:Evidence?(Susan pulls a screwdriver in a large clear plastic bag out of her purse and hands it to the policeman.) Susan: I think this is a screwdrivert left behind by the burglar. And I didn't touch it.Policeman: Why didn't you give this to the investigating officers?Susan: I tried! But they sort of laughed at me, because apparently nothing was taken from Mrs Fome's house.Policeman:Well, I apologise for that. It was totally unprofessional.Susan: Thank you! So do you think it should be dusted for prints?Policeman:Yes. And I'll make sure it gets done.(we see Mike watching the two of them.He doesn't look amused.)Susan:Great.(the cop smiles at Susan. Susan gives him a little smile, then leaves.)Susan: Bye.[INT-Scavo House -Living Room -Night](It's later on and the meeting is over.Bree is helping to pack up the folding chairs, Susan is collecting the paper cups. The others are helping to clear up, whilst the twins are jumping on the sofa, having a pillow fight.)Lynette:Boys! Stop it! Go to bed.(the boys don't stop.)Preston: But we're not tired.Lynette: Well,at least go upstairs..(She realises what she's holding, and holds out the half full bag of crisps to the boys. The boys see what she's holding and stop.)Preston: Gimme! Gimme!(Both boys reach for the crisps and Lynette backs away from them, towards the stairs. She throws the bag upstairs and the boys chase after them.)Lynette: GO!GO, GO!Preston: C' on.Porter: I'm right behind you.(Bree looks on disapprovingly at what she's just witnessed. When Lynette turns around and catches her look, she puts her hands up as if she's not going to say anything. Lynette looks pretty happy with the way she handled her kids though!!)[INT -Scavo House - Kitchen -Night](Gabrielle and Susan are continuing to clean.)Gabrielle:So why weren't you sitting with Mike tonight? I thought you two were becoming an item. 这里是解释一对的意思，GABY是问SUSAN为什么不和MIKE坐在一起，她以为他们早成一对了呢。

绝望的主妇经典台词1-6季(英文)

第一季101The next day my friends came together to pack away my clothes,my personal belongings and what was left of my life.Not quite Gabrielle,not quite.How ironic.To have something I tried so desperately to keep secret treated so causally.I'm so sorry,girls.I never wanted you to burden with this.102.An odd thing happens when we die.Our senses vanish.Taste,touch,smell,and sound become a distant memory,but our sight--ah,our sight expands,and we can suddenly see the world we've left behind so clearly.Of course,most of what's visible to the dead could also be seen by the living,if they only take the time to look.As I look back at the world I left behind,it's all so clear to me:the beauty that waits to be unveiled,the mysteries that long to be uncovered.But people so rarely stop to take a look,they just keep moving.It’s a shame really,there’s so much to see.103.Yes,I remember the world--every detail.And what I remember the most is how afraid I was. What a waste.You see,to live in fear is not to live at all.I wish I could tell this to those I left behind,but would it do any good?Probably not,I understand now--there will always be those who face their fears...and there will always be those who run away.104.When I was alive,I maintained many different identities--lover,wife,and ultimately,victim. Yes,labels are important to the living.They dictate how people see themselves.105.People,by their very nature,are always on the lookout for intruders,trying to prevent those on the outside from getting in.But there will always be those who force their way into our lives,just as there will be those we invite in.But the most troubling of all will be the ones who stand on the outside looking in...the ones we never truly get to know.Life was suddenly full of possibilities,not to mention a few unexpected surprises.106：The search for power begins when we're quite young.As children,we're taught that the power of good triumphs over the power of evil.But as we get older,we realize that nothing is ever that simple.Traces of evil always remain.107：Competition,it means different things to different people.But whether to friendly rivalry,or fight to the death.The end result is the same.There will be winners,and there will be losers, Of course the trick is,to know which battles to fight,you see,no victory comes without a price.There is a widely-read book that tells us everyone is sinner.Of course,not everyone feels guilt over the bad things they do.in contrast,there are those who assume more than their share of the blame,there are others who soothe their consciences with small eggs of kindness.or by telling themselves their sins were justified.Finally there are the ones who simply vow to do better next time.And pray for forgiveness,some times there prayers are answered.109：People are complicated creatures.On the one hand able to perform great acts of charity,on the other,capable of the most underhanded forms of betrayal,it is a constant battle that rages within all of us,because the better angels of our nature,and the temptation of our sinner demons,and sometimes the only way to ward off darkness,is to share a light of compassion.110：trust is a fragile thing,once earned,it affords us tremendous freedom,but once trust is lost, it can be impossible to recover,of course,the truth is we never know who we can trust,those we‘re closest to can betray us,and total strangers can come to our rescue,in the end,most people decide to only trust themselves,it really way is the simplest way,to keep from getting burned.111:We are all search for some one,the special person that who are provide us are missing in our lives,some one who can offer compassion ship,or resistance or security,and sometimes if we search very hard we can find someone who provide ourselves,with all three,yes for all searching for someone,and if we can’t find them,we can only pray,they will find us.112：Death is inevitable,it’s a promise made to each of us at birth,but before that promise is kept, we all hope something will happen to us,whether the thrill of romance,the joy of raising a family,or the anguish of great loss,we all hope experience something that makes our lives meaningful,but the sad fact is not all lives have meaning,some people spend their time on this planet just sitting on the sidelines,waiting for something to happen to them,before it’s too late.113：Sooner or later,the time comes when we all must become responsible adults,and learn to give up what we want,So we can choose to do what is right,of course,a life time of responsibility,isn’t always easy,and as the years go on,it’s a burden that can become too heavy for some to bear,but still we try to do what is best,what is good,not only for ourselves, but for those we love,yes,sooner or later,we must all become responsible adults,no one knows this better than the young.It's impossible to grasp just how powerful love is,it can sustain us through trying times,or motivate us to make extraordinary sacrifices,it can force decent man to commit darkest deeds, or compel ordinary woman to search for hidden truths,and long after we are gone,love remains,burned into our memories,we all search for love,but some of us,after we’ve found it,wish we hadn't.115：Yes,each new day in suburbia brings with it a new set of lies.The worst are the ones we tell ourselves before we fall asleep,we whisper them in the dark to ourselves,telling ourselves we are happy,or that he is happy,that we are change,or that he will change his mind,we persuade ourselves we can live with our sins,or that we can live without him,yes each night before we fall asleep,we lie to ourselves,the desperate,desperate hope,that come morning,it will all be true116：Yes,everyone love the scandal,no matter how big of small,after all,what could be more entertaining.that watching the downfall of the high and mighty?What could be more amusing,than the public exposure of hypocritical sinners.Yes,everyone loves a scandal,and if for some reason,you are not enjoying the latest one…well,the next one is always around the corner.117：We all honor heroes for different reasons,sometimes for their daring,sometimes for their bravery,sometimes for their goodness,but mostly we honor heroes,because at one point or another,we all dream to be rescued,of course if the right heroes doesn’t come along, sometimes we just have to rescue by ourselves.118：Children come into the world with its own agendas,some to brighten our days,some to test our patience,some to give up purpose,some to take care of us,yes when they come, children change everything.Especially when they’re not invited.119：Yes,life is a journey,one that is much better traveled with a companion by our side.Of course, that companion can be just about anyone:a neighbor on the other side of the street...or the man on the other side of the bed.The companion can be a mother with good intentions...or a child who's up to no good.Still,despite our best intentions,some of us will lose our companions along the way.And then the journey becomes unbearable.You see,Human beings are designed for many things,But loneliness isn't one of them.Spring comes every year to Wisteria Lane.It's the time when flowers start to bloom,when butterflies emerge from their cocoons,when bees begin to search for nectar.Spring is also the time when a young man's fancy turns to obsession."Spring comes every year to Wisteria Lane.But not everyone remembers to stop and smell the flowers.Some are too busy worrying about the future or mistakes they've made in the past. Others are preoccupied with not getting caught or thinking of ways to catch someone else. Still,there will always be a few who remember to take a moment and appreciate what Spring has given them,just as there will always be those who prefer to sit in the dark,brooding over everything they've lost.121：The vow is simple,really.Those who take it promise to stay together,for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer,in sickness and in health,to honor and to cherish,forsaking all others, until death do us part.Yes,the vow is simple.Finding someone worthy of such a promise is the hard part.But if we can,that's when we begin to live happily ever after.122：Nothing is forever.And the time comes when we all must say goodbye to the world we know. Goodbye to everything we had taken for granted.Goodbye to those we thought would never abandon us.And when these changes finally do occur,when the familiar has departed and the unfamiliar has taken its place,all any of us can really do is to say hello and welcome.123-124：It's an odd thing to look back on the world,to watch those I left behind.Each,in her own way, so brave so determined,and so very desperate,desperate to venture out,but afraid of what she’ll miss when she goes.Desperate to get everything she wants,even when she is not exactly sure of what that is,desperate for life to be perfect again,Although she realizes their never really was,desperate for a better future,if she can find a way to escape her past,I not only watch,I cheer them on,these amazing women,I hope so much that they’ll find what they’re looking for,but I know not all them will.Sadly…that’s just not the way life works,not everyone gets a happy ending.第二季202、Control,it's extraordinary the tactics people employ to obtain it.Some rely on deception, while others engage in outright trickery.Then there are those who resort to extortion.Why do we fight so hard for control?Because we know:To lose it is to put our fate in the hands of others.And what could be more dangerous?203、Everyone enjoys a game of make-believe now and then.Of course,the ways in which we play can vary greatly.Sometimes,we tell ourselves work won't interfere with our family life. Sometimes we imagine certain relationships to be more meaningful than they really are. Occasionally we put on a show,as if to convince ourselves our secrets aren't really all that terrible.Yes,the game of make-believe is a simple one.You start by lying to yourself.And if you can get others to believe those lies,you win.204、The world is filled with good fathers.How do we recognize them?They're the ones who are missed so terribly that everything falls apart in their absence.They're the ones who love us long before we've even arrived.They're the ones who come looking for us when we can't find our way home.Yes,the world is filled with good fathers.And the best are the ones who make the women in their lives...feel like good mothers.205、Everyone in the world needs someone they can depend on--be they faithful friends, determined advocates or a loving family.But occasionally in life,the people who we thought would always be there for us leave.And if that happens,it's amazing the lengths we'll go to,to get them back.207、Yes,cameras are tools designed to capture images.But in truth,they can capture so much more.They can uncover hidden longing of men who should no longer care.They can reveal the extraordinary secrets of the most ordinary marriages.Most amazing of all,cameras can quietly and clearly reveal to us our dreams--dreams we didn't even know we had.208、In a world filled with darkness,we all need some kind of light.Whether it's a great flame that shows us how to win back what we've lost,or a powerful beacon intended to scare away potential monsters...or a few glowing bulbs that reveal to us the hidden truth of our past...we all need something to help us get through the night...even if it's just the tiniest glimmer of hope.It's not always that easy to distinguish the good guys from the bad guys.Sinners can surprise you.And the same is true for saints.Why do we try to define people as simply good or simply evil?Because no one wants to admit that compassion and cruelty can live side by side in one heart.And that anyone is capable of anything.210、The stories are as old as time itself.The prodigal son who returns home to the father who forgives him.The jealous wife who tricks the husband who trusts her.The desperate mother who risks everything for the child who needs her.And the faithless husband who hurts the wife who loves him so deeply.Why do we listen again and again?Because these are the stories of family,and once we look past the fighting,pain and the resentment?We occasionally like to remind ourselves...there is absolutely nothing more important.211、The act itself never varies.But each kiss carries with it a meaning all its own.It can convey a husband's eternal devotion.Or a wife's enormous regret.It can symbolize a mother's growing concern.Or a lover's growing passion.But whatever its meaning,each kiss reflects a basic human need.The need to connect to another human being.This desire is so strong it's always amazing when some people don’t understand it."212、Illness can take on many forms.Those of the body are easy to treat.Much more difficult are the hidden maladies that fester in our hearts.The secret addictions that consume our souls. And the diseases we deny which affect our judgment.To survive we need to find that special someone who can heal us.But we can never predict who have the cure for what ails us.Or when they'll show up.213、Everyone understands the nature of war.We also understand that victory depends on the cards that we have been dealt.Some,when faced with a bloody battle,simply give in.But for some,surrender is unacceptable.Even though they know it will be a fight....to the death. 214、The world is filled with unlikely friendships.How do they begin?With one person desperately in need and another willing to lend a helping hand.When such kindness is offered,we're finally able to see the worth of those we had previously written off.And before we know it,a bond has formed,regardless of whether others can understand it.Yes,unlikely friendships start up every day.No one understands this more than the lonely.In fact,it's what they count on.Now and then,we all need a little help,so we ask for small favors.But it's always best to be wary of those eager to come to our rescue.Because even the smallest of favors carries a price tag.Yes,everyone has an agenda.No matter what they may tell us.And in those rare instances where there is no ulterior motive.We're so taken aback that we may fail to recognize the truth that a loving friend has just done us an enormous favor."217、At that precise moment,as Dr.Hanson Mills was cutting yet another umbilical cord,other ties were being severed all over town.Like the one between a child and the mother who didn't want him to grow up so quickly,or the one between a case of fine wine and the housewife who hadn't wanted to admit that she had a problem,or the one between a woman and the boyfriend who couldn't forgive her betrayal.The choice to separate from what we love is painful.The only thing worse is when someone we've trusted makes the choice for us.218、Temptation comes to all of us.Whether or not we succumb depends on our ability to recognize its disguise.Sometimes it arrives in the form of an old flame,flickering back to life. Or a new friend who could end up being so much more.Or a young child who awakens feelings we didn't know we had.And so we give in to temptation,all the while knowing come morning,we'll have to suffer the consequences.219、We've all done something in our lives we're ashamed of.Some of us have fallen for the wrong man.Some have let go of the right woman.There are those who have humiliated their parents and those who have failed their children.Yes,we've all made mistakes that diminish us and those we love.But there is redemption if we try to learn from those mistakes and grow. 220、There is a prayer intended to give strength to people faced with circumstances they don’t want to accept.The power of the prayer comes from it's insight into human nature.Because so many of us rage against the hand that life has dealt us.Because so many of us are cowardly. And afraid to stand up for what is right.Because so many of us give into despair when faced with an impossible choice.The good news for those who utter these words is that God will hear you and answer your prayer.The bad news is that sometimes the answer is no.221、When the truth is ugly,people try to keep it hidden,because they know if revealed,the damage it will do.So they conceal it within sturdy walls or they place it behind closed doors or they obscure it with clever disguises but truth,no matter how ugly,always emerges.And someone we care about always ends up getting hurt.And someone else will revel in their pain and that's the ugliest truth of all.It's a shocking moment for each of us.That moment we realize we are all alone in this world. The family we take for granted could one day abandon us.The husband we trust so implicitly might betray us.The daughter we love so deeply perhaps won’t return to us.And then we could end up all by ourselves.Of course,some see great value in going it alone.For example.. 223-224、This is the street where I used to live,and these were the people with whom I shared my life.I met them the day they moved in.And I saw what they brought with them beautiful dreams for the future.And quiet hopes for a better life,not just for themselves,but for their children, too.If I could,would I tell them what lies ahead?Would I warn them of the sorrow and betrayal that lie in store?No.From where I stand now,I see enough of the road to understand how it must be traveled.The trick is to keep moving forward,to let go of the fear and the regret that slow us down and keep us from enjoying a journey that will be over too soon.Yes, there will be unexpected bends in the road,shocking surprises we didn't see coming,but that's really the point,don't you think?第三季301Every storm brings with it hope that somehow by morning,everything will be made clean again.And even the most troubling stains will have disappeared.Like the doubts over his innocence,or the consequence of his mistake,like the scars of his betrayal,or the memory of his kiss.So we wait for the storm to pass hoping for the best,even though we know in our hearts some stains are so indelible,nothing can wash them away.302Have you met the perfect couple?The two soul mates whose love never dies?The two lovers whose relationship is never threatened.The husband and wife who trust each other completely.If you haven't met the perfect couple,let me introduce you.They stand atop a layer of butter cream frosting.The secret of their success?Well,for starters,they don't have to look at each other.303We all carry something with us.Of course,it's nice if we travel with someone who can help lighten the load.But usually,it's easier to just drop what we've been carrying so we can get home that much sooner.Assuming,of course,there will be someone there to greet us when we arrive.Why do we clutch at this baggage,even when we're desperate to move on?Because we all know there's a chance we might let go too soon.304We all have our reasons for rewriting history.Sometimes we need to provide ourselves alibis. Sometimes we wanna hurt someone who has hurt us,and then there are times we just wanna spare ourselves embarrassment.Of course,there are some who feel that to rewrite history is just another way to lie.But what is history anyway....But a set of lies agree depend?Sabotage,everyone is capable of it.But some go about it more cruelness than the others.Like the ones who create vengeance…Or the ones who hunger for love.Or the ones who were determined to burn bridges.And then there are those who simply wants something…Something that belongs to someone else306There is a place in St.Timothy church where sinners go to confess their sins.And once they are done,they expect absolutionBut the truth is,not all confessions are worthy of such forgiveness.Most who unveil his agendas deserve the condemnation they receive.Most who disclose revengeful motives marry the punishment that follows.Only the truly repentant at any right at all expect a second chance.Were just why it's best to think twice before you confess.Especially if you don’t know what it is you're confessing to.307Sweetie,we can't prevent what can't predict.Isn't there anything I could do?Yes,yes.You can enjoy this beautiful day.We get so few of them.308There are so many things we wish we could tell the youngWe'd like to persuade them not to grow up so fastBut they won't listen.We want to tell them the beauty face but they refuse to believe it.We worn them that their actions will have consequences,but still they defy us.Suddenly the young can began to understand the world is a dangerous place.So it’s up to us to do anything we can to protect themAbsolutely anything309Dangerous men walk among us.And we can’t always be sure who they are or what secret they hide.But once our suspicious are confirmed We can take action.Once their agenda were revealed We can take steps to protect ourselves and those we love.Yes,dangerous men can cause great harm But sometimes the greatest dangerous they pose is to themselves.310There's a reason people can't wait for Christmas,and it has little to do with family reunions. Or curling up with a cup of eggnog.with that unexpected kiss beneath the mistletoe.or receiving a present from a special someone.no,people look forward to Christmas.because they know,it's a time for miracles.312It's a dangerous world.So we all look for protection.And whether we find it in the arms of our mother,or at the end of a jagged blade,or in the kiss of our sweetheart,or at the end of a barrel.We do what we have to feel safe.Because we know somewhere in the world there are those who would do us harm.Yes,it can happen so quickly.Life as we know it can change in the blink of an eye.Unlikely friendships can blossom.Important careers can be tossed aside.A long-lost hope can be rekindled.Still,we should be grateful for whatever changes life throws at us,because all too soon the day will come when there are no changes left.314Recapturing the past is a tricky business.While most memories are simply souvenirs of a happier time,others can be quite deadly.317In every housewife's closet,there's an article of clothing that tells you more about its owner than she would want you to know.It might be a T-shirt that she despises but wears without complaint.Perhaps it's some lingerie,she knows isn't hers,but refuses to discuss...Or a dress she once loved,that she can no longer bear to look at this.You can learn a lot about women from what they choose to wear.You can learn even more by what they choose to take off,and who they take it off for.318It's so easy to spot the lonely ones.They're the people who tell stories to their plants,and whisper secrets to their pets,and have arguments with their TV,and the loneliest of all are the ones who talk to people who are no longer there.Passion.It's a force so potent we still remember it long after it's faded away.A drive so alluring it can push us to the arms of unexpected lovers.A sensation so overwhelming it can knock down walls we built to protect our hearts.A feeling so intense it resurfaces even though we try so hard to keep it buried.Yes,of all emotions,passion is the one that gives us a reason to live and an excuse to commit all sorts of crimes.319Power,it's the type of thing most people don't think about,until it's taken away.Whether it's the political power of the many,or a lover's influence over just one.We all want some sort of power in our lives,if only to give ourselves choices.Yes,to be without choices,to feel utterly powerless,well...it's a lot...like being alone...in the dark.320：Gossip--it's just a harmless form of recreation.It's careless talk that deals in polite fiction.It's nasty speculation that's based on not-so-polite fact.How do we protect ourselves from the venomous sting of such idle gossip?The best way is to just tell the truth.321：Anyone can end up a victim...injured by the actions of others.But whether the damage is inflicted by a cunning ex-wife...or a blow delivered by the object of our affection...the time comes when we must pick ourselves up and continue on our journey.And if we can't,then all we can pray for...is rescue.322：From the moment we wake up in the morning till our head hits the pillow at night our lives are filled with questions.Most are easily answered and soon forgotten，but some questions are much harder to ask because we're so afraid of the answer.Will I be around to watch my children grow up?Am I making a mistake by marrying this man?Could he ever truly love me?And what happens when we ask ourselves the hard question and get the answer we'd been hoping for?Well, that's when happiness begins.323：Family--there is nothing more important.They're the ones who show up when we're in trouble，the ones who push us to succeed，the ones who help keep our secrets.But what of those who have no family to rely on?What happens to those poor souls...who have no loved ones to help them in their hour of need?Well...most learn to walk life's road by themselves. But a sad few of us...simply...stop trying.第四季4-01There is a certain time of night,after children have been put to bed and husbands have begun snoring,that women lie awake and think of the secrets they've been keeping from their friends.It might be an impromptu wedding,or a recently diagnosed tumor,or a make-believe pregnancy.Regardless,it's all they will think of,until something comes along to remind them that other people have secrets,too.There is a certain time of morning.It occurs after kids have left for school and husbands have headed off for work.It's a time when women think of the secrets they've been keeping from their friends.And how shocked they would be if the truth was discovered.And how they'll do everything in their power to keep that from happening.But what of those lucky women who have no secrets left to keep?What do they think about every morning?These women spend their mornings thinking of their neighbors and the secrets they may be keeping.4-02You will never see despair here...or rage.You will never see the tiniest bit of regret.You see, the people who live here have learned there is-one sure way of hiding their secrets from their neighbors.That's why,in the suburbs,there is nothing more deceptive than a smile. There is nothing more deceptive than a smile,and no one knows this better than the people who hide behind them.Some flash their teeth as a polite warning to their enemies.Some put on beaming faces to keep their tears from falling.Others wear silly grins to mask their fear. But then there is that rare smile that is actually genuine.It's the smile of a person who knows his troubles will soon be over.All children love to play games.But before they can race their bikes or jump their ropes or toss their Frisbees,children understand they must first convince their friends to play along with them.The same is true for adults.All children love games.But children grow up,and then they find new games to play.They pretend to be well so their families won't worry.They lie to their lovers about where they go in the afternoon.They invent stories to hide the truth from their friends.Yes...everyone has fun playing games right up until the moment...someone gets hurt.4-04Pests,they come in all shapes and sizes and disrupt our lives in a variety of ways.At first, they're merely annoying,and we do our best to ignore them.But if we don't take them seriously,they can become quite dangerous.For some,death seems to be the easiest solution. But the problem with pests is that what they leave behind...is just as dangerous.4-05It's the same for all of us.We try not to get too close to the people who live next door.It's easier to give them a polite nod than to ask what's wrong.It's safer to keep walking by than to get involved.True,we sometimes do get to know the people we share a fence with and end up lifelong friends.But mostly,we keep our distance,because we'd rather our neighbors Know nothing about us...than know too much.4-06There is much to be afraid of in this world.But what we fear has nothing to do with gruesome masks,or plastic spiders,or lifelike monsters.No,it's the thoughts in our head,that terrify us the most...What if she comes to regret her decision?What if he really is unhappy? What if the chance for love has passed forever?How do we conquer these terrifying thoughts? We start by reminding ourselves what does not kill us...just makes us stronger.4-07Deception,you find it in all the best homes.Parents rely on it when dealing with inquisitive children.Women use it to help keep secrets,big and small.Lovers needed it to cover up inconvenient accidents.Why do people resort to deception?Because it's a handy tool that helps get us exactly what we're looking for.4-08We think of the past as water under the bridge,a current that carries away the mistakes of our youth---the loves we lost...the addictions we gave into...the opportunities we threw away...But sooner or later,reminders drift back into our lives of the mistakes we made and the sins we committed.Yes,the mistakes of our past have a way of drifting back into our lives, and when they do,we have to pay for them.The past is never truly behind us.Ghosts lurk in the shadows,eager to remind us of the choices we made.But if we look back,we might find an old friend with open arms...or an old enemy with a hidden agenda...or a grown-up son with a forgiving heart...Sadly,some of us refuse to look back,never understanding that by denying the past,we are condemned to repeat it.。

1《Desperate-Housewives》(绝望主妇)第一季台词

《Desperate Housewives》第1季1-01The next day my friends came together to pack away my clothes, my personal belongings and what was left of my life. Not quite Gabrielle, not quite. How ironic。

To have something I tried so desperately to keep secret treated so causally。

I'm so sorry, girls。

I never wanted you to burden with this。

第二天我的朋友们都来帮我收拾衣服，私人物品还有――我剩下的那些东西。

远不只这些Gabrielle，远不只。

多么讽刺，我拼命努力想要保守的秘密就这样随便的被她们发现了。

对不起，姐妹们。

我绝对不想让你们承受这种负担。

1-02Yes, as I look back at the world I left behind， it's all so clear to me. The beauty that waits to be unveiled， the mysteries that long to be uncovered。

But, people so rarely stop to take a look。

They just keep moving。

It's a shame， really。

There’s so much to see.是的，当我回头看我身后的世界,它变得如此清晰。

那么多期待闪亮登场的美丽，那么多渴望不被发现的秘密。

但人们很少停下脚步去观察，他们只是一路前行。

这真的很可惜.1-03Yes I remember the world. Every detail。

对白desperate housewives1-1

Desperate Housewives - Episode 01.01 - PilotThis was typed by me, a human, and mistakes are possible. If you find any, no matter how trivial, please let me know. (desperate_housewives at yahoo dot com)Guest stars"Mrs. Martha Huber" - Christine Estabrook"Tom Scavo" - Doug Savant"Danielle Van De Kamp" - Joy Lauren"Andrew Van De Kamp" - Shawn Pyfrom"Preston Scavo" - Brent Kinsman"Porter Scavo" - Shane Kinsman"Parker Scavo" - Zane Huett"Wendy" - Sherica Durdley"Natalie Klein" - Nike Doukas"Waiter" - Heath McCall"Elderly Lady" - Kay Wade"Tanaka Party Waiter" - Edward ZoellnerWritten by: Marc Cherry & Charles Pratt, Jr.Directed by: Charles McDougallO verview of a nice, upscale neighborhood. Cars are driving by, peopleare taking walks and pushing baby carriages while saying hello to each other.Focus on house where a woman steps outside, carrying a basket of flowers. Her voice is the one in the voiceover."My name is Mary Alice Young. When you read this morning's paper, you may come across an article about the unusual day I had last week.Normally, there is never anything newsworthy about my life. But that all changed last Thursday."As she talks, we see snippets of what she's describing."Of course, everything seemed quite normal at first. I madebreakfast for my family. I performed my chores. I completed myprojects. I ran my errands. In truth, I spent the day as I spentevery other day, quietly polishing the routine of my life. Until it gleamed with perfection. That's why it was so astonishing whenI decided to go to my hallway closet and retrieve a revolver thathad never been used."Mary Alice holds the gun to her head and pulls the trigger. The gun goes off and in the reflection of a mirror, Mary Alice falls to the floor.A woman reaches down into a pile of red, blood-like liquid, dips her fingerinto it, and raises it to her lips to taste it, then turns to look out her window when she hears the shot. The voiceover continues."My body was discovered by my neighbor, Mrs. Martha Huber, who had been startled by a strange popping sound. Her curiosity aroused, Mrs. Huber tried to think of a reason for dropping in on meunannounced."Mrs. Huber goes to her hallway closet and removes a blender that has a label on it reading "Property of Mary Alice Young"She leaves her house and hurries over next door."After some initial hesitation, she decided to return the blender she borrowed six months before."Mrs. Huber goes to the front door and rings the bell, waits, then rings it again. She then goes around the house and peeks through a window. Seeing the body on the floor, she screams and rushes back to her house to call 911."It's my neighbor. I think she's been shot. There's blood everywhere!Yes, you've got to send an ambulance. You've got to send one right now!"She hangs up."And for a moment, Mrs.Huber stood motionless inher kitchen, grief-strickenby this senseless tragedy.But only for a moment."Mrs. Huber turns to look at the blender with its label firmly attached."And if there's one thing Mrs. Huber was known for..."Mrs. Huber tears off the label on the blender."...it was her ability to look on the bright side."She puts the blender back in the closet.M any people go to Mary Alice Young's house, dressed solemnly."I was laid to rest on Monday. After the funeral, all the residents of Wisteria Lane came to pay their respects. And as people do in these situations, they brought food. Lynette Scavo brought fried chicken."Lynette, caring a large platter of chicken, looks drawn and tired."Lynette had a great family recipe for fried chicken. Of course, she didn't cook much while she was climbing up the corporateladder."Flashback to Lynette in a boardroom, giving a presentation to a group of people."She didn't have the time. But when her doctor announced Lynette was pregnant..."Flashback to Lynette in her doctor's office, getting the ultrasound. Lynette is grinning, obviously excited."...her husband, Tom, had an idea. 'Why not quit your job? Kids do better with stay at home moms. It would be so much less stressful.'" Lynette hesitantly nods her agreement at him, her smile gone.Present time, Lynette continues walking down the sidewalk, holding the chicken platter and pushing a stroller. As she walks, her other three children, all little boys, two of whom are twins, walk in front of the stroller, the twins pushing each other as they walk."But this was not the case. In fact, Lynette's life had become so hectic, she was now forced to get her fried chicken from a fast food restaurant. Lynette would have appreciated the irony if she hadstopped to think about it."Lynette tries to break up her children's fight as it gets more physical. She kneels down in front of them, angry."Listen to me. You are going to behave today. I will not going to be humiliated in front of the entire neighborhood. And, just so you know how serious I am..." [she pulls a piece of paper out of her jacket].One of her boys asks, "What'sthat?"Lynette: "Santa's cellphone number."Twin: "How'd you get that?"Lynette: "I know someone whoknows someone who knows anelf. And if any of you actsup, so help me, I will call Santa and tell him you want socks for Christmas. Are you willing to risk that?"They shake their heads no.She straights up. "All right, let's get this over with."The camera pans to a Hispanic man in a suit, standing outside of a beautiful house. He turns to watch his gorgeous wife hurry down the steps to meet him."Gabrielle Solis, who lives down the block, brought a spicy paella."Flashback to Gabrielle when she was younger, walking down the runway as a fashion model."Since her modeling days in New York, Gabrielle had developed ataste for rich food and rich men."Flashback to a restaurant, where Gabrielle and the man are having dinner."Carlos, who worked in mergers and acquisitions, proposed on their third date. Gabrielle was touched when tears welled up in his eyes.But she soon discovered that this happened every time Carlos closeda big deal."Present time, where Gabrielle joins Carlos as he waits for her."Gabrielle liked her paella piping hot. However, her relationship with her husband was considerably cooler."Carlos and Gabrielle walk down the street. Carlos tells Gabrielle that if she talks with Mason at the wake, she's to casually mention to him how much he paid for her necklace.Gabrielle retorts "Why don't I just pin the receipt to my chest?"Carlos explains that Mason let him know how much he had paid for his wife's convertible. He tells her to just work it into the conversation. Gabrielle says she can't just work it in.Carlos: "Why not? At theDonahue party, everyone wastalking mutual funds and youfound a way to mention youslept with half of theYankee outfielders."Gabrielle: "I'm telling you,it came up in the context ofthe conversation."Carlos: "Hey! People are starting to stare. Can you keep your voice down?"Gabrielle: "Absolutely. Wouldn't want people to think we're nothappy."T he door to the Young's house opens to show a well-groomed woman standingoutside with her husband, son, and daughter. She's holding two baskets full of baked goods."Bree Van De Kamp, who lives next door, brought baskets of muffins she baked from scratch. Bree was known for her cooking, and formaking her own clothes, and for doing her own gardening, and for re-upholstering her own furniture. Yes, Bree's many talents were known throughout the neighborhood. And everyone on Wisteria Lane thought of Bree as the perfect wife and mother. Everyone, that is, except her own family."Bree walks in, with her husband and children following behind her.She goes up to Paul and Zachary Young to offer her condolences. They tell her that she didn't need to go through so much trouble, and she says that it was no trouble at all.She explains that one of the baskets is for the guests and the other is just for Paul and Zachary and those are "breakfast type things." As she talks, her family silently looks at each other. She hands Paul and Zachary the muffins and reminds them that she will need the baskets back. Behind her, her husband briefly closes his eyes.A woman leaves her house with her teenage daughter. She's carrying acasserole dish with aluminum foil covering it. The foil comes off the dish and the woman has to grab it before it flies away."Susan Mayer, who lives across the street, brought macaroni and cheese. Her husband Carl, always teased her, saying it was the only thing she knew how to cook, and she rarely made it well. It was too salty the night she and Carl moved into their house. It was too watery the night she found lipstick on Carl's shirt. She burned it the night Carl told her he was leaving her for his secretary." Flashback to Carl leaving the house with suitcases as Susan and her daughter sit at the kitchen table, a macaroni and cheese dinner in front of them. Susan begins to cry. Her daughter leans over and pats her mother's arm.In present time, Susan and her daughter leave their house and begin walking towards the Young's house."A year had passed since the divorce. Susan had started to think how nice it would be to have a man in her life, even one who would make fun of her cooking."As they walk, Susan's daughter asks, "Mom, why would someone kill themselves?"Susan: "Well, sometimes people are so unhappy, they think that's the only way they can solve their problems. "Julie: "But Mrs. Young always seemed happy."Susan: "Yeah. But sometimes, people pretend to be one way on theoutside, when they're totally different on the inside."Julie: "Oh, you mean like how dad's girlfriend is always smiling and says nice things, but deep down, you just know she's a bitch?"Susan: "I don't like that word, Julie. But yeah, that's a greatexample."They reach the house and go inside. Susan puts the macaroni and cheese on the table with the other food. She heads to the kitchen where the other three women are sitting. They say hello. Susan looks at Mary Alice's chair and then picks up the coffee to pour herself a cup.Flashback to when all five of the women were drinking coffee together at that table when Susan's husband left her.Mary Alice: "So what did Carl say when you confronted him?"Susan: "You'll love this. He said, it doesn't mean anything. It was just sex."The women all scoff. She continues. "And then he got this Zen look on his face and said, you know, Susan, most men live lives of quiet desperation."Lynette: "Please tell me you punched him."Susan: "No, I said, really? And what do most women lead? Lives of noisy fulfillment?"The women offer support.Susan: "I mean, of all people, did he have to bang his secretary?I had that woman over for brunch."Gabrielle: "It's like my grandmother always said. An erect penis doesn't have a conscious."Lynette: "Even limp ones aren't all that ethical."Bree joins in, saying that that's the reason she joined the NRA."When Rex started going to those medical conferences, I wanted it in the back of his mind that he had a loving wife at home with a loaded Smith & Wesson."They laugh.Mary Alice asks Lynette if she's worried about her husband, since he's always away on business. Lynette says that he's gotten her pregnant three times in four years. "I wish he was having sex with someone else."They ask Susan if he'll stop seeingthe woman and she says she doesn'tknow.Susan: "I just don't knowhow I'm going to survivethis."Mary Alice: "Listen to me.We all have moments ofdesperation. But if we facethem head on, that's when we find out just how strong we really are."Susan puts her hand on Mary Alice's.In present time, Bree interrupts Susan's memories, saying that Paul wants them to come over on Friday to go through Mary Alice's closet and pack up her things, as he can't face doing it himself. Susan agrees. Bree asks if she's okay. Susan tells her "I'm just so angry. If Mary Alice was having problems, she should have come to us. She should have let us help her."Gabrielle asks what problems she could have had. "She was healthy, had a great home, a nice family. Her life was - "Lynette interrupts. "Our life." They're all quiet.Gabrielle says that if Mary Alice had been having problems, they would have known, because she only lives 50 feet away. Susan tells her, "Gabby, the woman killed herself. Something must have been going on."Off to the side, unbeknownst to the women, Paul Young listens to their conversation, grim-faced. He takes a sip of his drink.L ater, at the buffet, Susan comes up to a man putting some macaroni andcheese on his plate. She tells him not to eat it. He asks her why. She replies with "I made it, trust me." He starts to take a bite and she stops him. "Hey, hey, do you have a death wish?" He answers with "No, I just refuse to believe that anybody can screw up macaroni and cheese."He puts some in his mouth and Susan looks apologetic as she holds up her hands as though to say that she warned him.He starts to chew, then stops."Oh my god. How did you - it tastes like it's burnt and undercooked.""Yeah, I get that a lot."She takes a napkin and has him spit the food into it.He thanks her, then introduces himself as Mike Delfino. He says that he's renting the Sims house. She introduces herself and he says that he heard about her from Mrs. Huber, and that he heard that she illustrates children's books."Yeah, I'm very big with the under five set."She laughs at her own joke and he chuckles. She asks what he does and he tells her that he's a plumber. "So if you ever have a clog.. or something" They smile and she looks away. She looks at the mac and cheese. "Now that everybody's seen that I've brought something, I should probably just throw this out." She picks up the mac and cheese as he watches her.Across the room, Julie looks on, interested.She walks away and he watches her go. She turnsaround as she walks, and he smiles at her. Shesmiles back.Mrs. Huber finds Lynette as she's breast feedingher infant. Lynette tells her child "Ease up,little vampire."Mrs. Huber says that she's been looking for her. "Are you aware of what your sons are doing?"Her boys are swimming in the Young's swimming pool. Lynette comes rushing down to the pool. Looking around at everybody, she then leans down. "What are you doing? We are at a wake!"Her boys say that she told them they could go in the pool. She clarifies that she told them they could go by the pool. She asks if they have their swimsuits on. They say that they put them on before they left. Lynette's furious. "You three planned this?" She picks up their clothing and tells them to get out. They refuse. She tells them "I am your mother. You have to do as I say." They tell her that she can't stop them from swimming.Lynette looks around and sees everybody watching her. She then looks at her boys, who have their arms crossed as they glare at her.She makes a decision and hands her baby to the priest. She then wades into the pool, fully clothed. They start to swim away, but she grabs them anyway. Susan, watching from the side, looks embarrassed for her.Lynette drags her children out, takes back her baby, and tells Paul that they have to leave. "Once again, I am so sorry for your loss."She leaves with her children."Lynette shouldn't have been so concerned about my husband. He had other things on his mind. Things below the surface."Paul looks down in the depths of the pool."T he morning after my funeral, my friends and neighbors quietly went back to their busy, busy lives."Lynette's children are throwing cereal everywhere while she tries to calm them."While some did their cooking, and some did their cleaning..."Bree cleans toilet, furiously."...and some did their yoga..."Gabrielle quietly does yoga on her front porch."...others did their homework."A soccer ball is kicked over Mike Delfino's house into his backyard.The doorbell rings at Mike's house. Julie is shown to have rung it. Mike answers the door as his dog barks and Mike bends down to hold onto its collar."Hi. I'm Julie. I kicked my soccer ball into your backyard.""Okay, well, let's go around and go get it."He walks outside with her, telling his dog to stay.L ater that day, Julie, tossing the soccer ball in her hands, talks to her mom."His wife died a year ago. He wanted to stay in L.A., but there were too many memories. He's renting for tax purposes, but he hopes to buy a place real soon."Susan tells her daughter that she can't believe she went over there. Julie replies that she saw them flirting at the wake."You're obviously into each other. Now that you know he's single, you can ask him out."Susan says that she likes him, but she doesn't know if she's ready to start dating again. Julie says that she needs to get out there. She asks her mom, "how long has it been since you've had sex?"Susan stops what she's doing and looks at her daughter."Are you mad that I asked youthat?""No, I'm just trying toremember. I don't want totalk to you about my lovelife anymore. It weirds meout."Julie says that she wouldn't havesaid anything, except that sheheard her dad's girlfriend ask if Susan has dated anyone since the divorce and "dad said he doubted it. And then they both laughed." Susan stares at her daughter, silent and shocked.S usan walks determinedly down the street to Mike's house. In her hands,she carries a small house plant. When she reaches his place, she rings the bell.He opens the door."Hey, Susan.""Hi, Mike. I brought you a house warming gift."She says that she should have come by earlier. He says that she's the first in the neighborhood to stop by. She's happily surprised. "Really!""Susan knew she was lucky. An eligible bachelor had moved ontoWisteria Lane and she was the first to find out. But she also know that good news... "Edie Britt calls out, Hello there! as she comes up to join Susan and Mike on the porch."...travels quickly. Edie Britt was the most predatory divorcee ina 5-block radius."Scenes of Edie are shown as she seduces a plumber, then a tennis instructor, and then a priest."Her conquests were numerous. Varied. And legendary."Edie has a covered dish in her hands as she bounds up the porch, says hi to Susan, and then introduces herself to Mike. Susan watches as they shake hands."Susan had met the enemy and she was a slut."Mike takes the food and thanks her."What's this?""Sausage putinesca. Just something I threw together."Susan gives her a knowing look. Mike thanks her."That's great. I'd invite you both in, but I was sort of in the middle of something."They both protest that it's no problem, they had to go anyway."And just like that, the race for Mike Delfino had begun."The two woman walk away together, with Mike watching them while still holding the housewarming gifts."For a moment, Susan wondered if her rivalry with Edie would remain friendly."Edie turns around to face Mike. "Oh, Mike! I heard you're a plumber?""But she was reminded that when it came to men..."Edit continues. "Do you think you could stop by later tonight and take a look at my pipes?""...women don't fightfair."Mike answers her. "Sure."Susan sighs. She and Edie continuewalking.Edie: "Bye, Susan."Susan: "Hmm."They separate.A t Gabrielle and Carlos's house, Gabrielle is shouting that Carlos can't order her around. She tells him that she's not going.Carlos: "It's business. Tanaka expects everyone to bring theirwives."Gabrielle: "Every time I'm around that man, he tries to grab my ass."Carlos: "I made over $200,000 with him last week. If he wants to grab your ass, you let him."He walks away from her, out of the house.He sees the 16-year-old gardener, John, and calls his name. John is startled and cuts his finger. Carlos asks him why a bush is still there, since John was supposed to get rid of it last week. John says he didn't have time. Carlos says that he doesn't want to hear any more excuses. Just get rid of it.Gabrielle comes out of the house and tells Carlos that she hates the way that he talks to her. He replies with "and I really hate that I spent $50,000 on a diamond necklace that you couldn't live without. But I've learned to deal with it. So, can I tell Tanaka we'll be there tomorrow night?"Before answering him, Gabrielle turns to John and tells him that they have bandages in the kitchen. He goes inside.Gabrielle tells Carlos that she'll go, but "I'm keeping my back pressed against the wall the entire time." Carlos backs away, smiling as he walks. "See? Now this is what a marriage is all about. Compromise."In the kitchen, John puts on a band-aid. Gabrielle asks him if his finger is okay. He says yes, it was just a small cut. She asks to look at it. She holds his finger up to her eye level and then kisses the band-aid that's wrapped around it. Then she starts licking his finger, and before long, they start kissing each other.John backs away after a couple of seconds, telling her "I really like it when we hook up, but I just gotta get my work done. I can't afford to lose this...job, and..."He watches as she takes off her shirt and leans back seductively on a table in the kitchen.She tells him that the table she's sitting on is hand carved and it's imported from Italy.Gabrielle: "It cost him $23,000."John [chuckles] "So you wanna do it on the table this time?"Gabrielle: "Absolutely."She pulls off his shirt and they lean back together onto the table, kissing.D inner time at Bree's house.Aside from some soft classical music in the background, the only sound is the clinking of silverware on the plates. Danielle and Andrew are picking at the food. Danielle asks her why they can't ever have normal soup. Bree smiles and responds "Danielle, there is nothing abnormal about basil puree." Danielle asks if they can't, just once, have a soup that somebody's heard of, like french onion, or navy bean.Bree: "First of all, your father can't eat onions. He's deathly allergic."She looks at her husband, who's slowly eating, his eyes averted.Bree: "And I won't even dignify your navy bean suggestion." [She turns to Andrew] "So, how's the osso buco?"Andrew: "It's okay."Bree: "It's okay? Andrew, I spent three hours cooking this meal.How do you think it makes me feel when you say it's okay in that sullen tone?"Andrew: "Who asked you to spend three hours on dinner?"Bree [shocked]: "Excuse me?"Her husband looks down at hisplate.Andrew: "Tim Harper's momgets home from work, popsopen a can of pork and beans,and boom, they're eating.Everyone's happy."Bree: "You'd rather I servepork and beans?"Danielle turns to her brother. "Apologize now, I am begging you."Andrew: "I'm saying, do you always have to serve cuisine? Can't we just have food?Bree: "Are you doing drugs?"Andrew: "What?"Bree: "Change in behavior is one of the warning signs and you have been fresh as paint over the last six months. That would explain why you're always locked in the bathroom."Danielle: "Trust me, that is not what he is doing."Andrew: "Shut up."He tells his mom that he doesn't have a problem and that she acts like she's running for mayor of Stepford. Bree looks to Rex for support."Rex. Seeing that you're the head of this household, I would really appreciate you saying something.""Pass the salt."A t a grocery store."Three days after my funeral, Lynette replaced her grief with a much more useful emotion. Indignation."Lynette is on the phone to Tom's voice mail while shopping. She says in her message that it's the fifth time she's left a message and he still hasn't called her back."Well, you must be having a lot of fun on your business trip. I can only imagine. Well, guess what, the kids and I want to have some fun, too, so unless you call me back by noon, we are getting on a plane and joining you."As she's talking, the twins grab a cart and race off. Her third boy watches them go and tries to get Lynette's attention. Lynette tells him "Not now, Mommy's threatening Daddy." Suddenly, she notices that the twins are gone.They're walking down an aisle, throwing tons of food into the cart.Lynette goes off searching for them and runs into Natalie Kline, awell-dressed woman. Lynette mutters "crap" when Natalie recognizes her, but then smiles at her. They make small talk. Lynette asks how the firm is doing, and Natalie tells her that everyone misses her. "We all say that if you hadn't quit, you'd be running the place by now. So. How's domestic life? Don't you just love being a mom?""And there it was. The question that Lynette always dreaded."Lynette: "Well, to be honest...""For those who asked it, only one answer was acceptable. So Lynette responded as she always did. She lied."Lynette: "It's the best job I've ever had."Behind her, near the check out lanes, her boys run the cart into an older woman, who trips and falls down. Lynette closes her eyes.O utside of Gabrielle and Carlos'sbedroom, a school bus goes by. Johnand Gabrielle are in bed, withGabrielle smoking. John asks herwhy she married Carlos.Gabrielle: "Well, he promised togive me everything I've ever wanted."John: "And did he?"Gabrielle: "Yes."。

绝望的主妇经典台词1-5季(中英文)

远不只这些Gabrielle，远不只。

多么讽刺，我拼命努力想要保守的秘密就这样随便的被她们发现了。

对不起，姐妹们。

我绝对不想让你们承受这种负担。

绝望的主妇S1-01 from Hammer老师

大家好，我是人见人爱，花见花开，老外见了也说牛掰的英语老师Hammer。

Hahahah,just kidding.语言学习是一个快乐且漫长的过程，是一个探索与发现的过程，是一个输入及输出的过程，是一个满足和被满足的过程。

学习英语，亦是如此。

现在，让我带你开启畅听、畅学《绝望的主妇》之旅吧。

一起学习，共同进步！说明：sb---somebody sp---some placeesp.---especiallyvt.及物动词vi.不及物动词n.c.可数名词n.u.不可数名词phrv.短语动词Eg.举例说明linking verb系动词singula r单数，没有复数形式plural复数，没有单数形式not in progressive无进行式not before noun不用于名词前only before noun只用于名词前only after noun只名词后【同】表示同义词【反】表示反义词【日常】表示日常用语【书面】表示书面用语【正式】表示正式用语【非正式】表示非正式用语一、常用词汇e across sb/sth phrv.偶遇某人/某物；偶然发现某人/某物2.newsworthy adj.有新闻价值的，值得报道的3.make breakfast做早饭4.perform vt.to do sth,esp.sth difficult or useful做；执行；履行；实行perform a study/experiment/analysis/task/job/duty/function/role etc5.chore n.家庭杂务，日常琐事；令人厌烦的事情plete vt.to finishing doing or making sth,esp.when it has taken a longtime完成，结束（尤指经历长时间之后）7.run errands跑腿8.in truth=in fact事实上，其实9.polish vt.to make sth smooth,bright,and shiny by rubbing it擦亮，擦光10.routine n.the usual order in which you do things,or the things you regularlydo惯例，常规，例行公事the routine of life daily routine11.astonishing adj.so surprising that is almost difficult to believe令人震惊的12.retrieve vt.to find sth and bring it back找回；收回，取回13.revolver n.左轮手枪14.startle vt.to make someone suddenly surprised or slightly shocked使某人吃惊，吓一跳be startled to do sth15.curiosity n.u.好奇心curiosity killed the cat好奇害死猫16.arouse vt.引起，激起arouse interest/expectations/curiosity引起兴趣/期望arouse hostility/suspicion/resentment/anger ect引起敌意/怀疑/憎恨/愤怒17.think of想出（主意、名字、建议等）18.drop vi.to visit someone you know,usually without arranging a particulartime顺便拜访drop by/rounddrop into spdrop in（on sb）19.hesitation n.犹豫、踌躇、迟疑without hesitationhave no hesitation in doing stha slight/brief/momentary hesitation20.blender（食品）搅拌器21.have got to可缩略为gotta，意为“必须”22.right now现在；立刻、马上=right away23.stand motionless一动不动24.grief-stricken adj.感到极度悲伤的，悲痛欲绝的stricken adj.very badly affected by trouble,illness,unhappiness受灾的，患病的，受困扰的grief-stricken panic-stricken poverty-strickendrought-stricken cancer-stricken tragedy-strickenbe stricken by/with25.be known for因……而出名的26.l ook on sb/sth（以某种方式）对待/看待某人/某事；把……视为y sb to rest to bury sb after they have died安葬某人lay/put sth to rest使某事平息下来28.pay your last respect(to sb)向某人告别，参加某人的葬礼29.recipe n.食谱，烹饪法；recipe for sth30.move up phr v.升迁，晋升；（级别、水平等）上升move up tomove up the ladder31.announce vt.to officially tell sb that sb has arrived at a particular place通报某人的到来unannounced adj.&adv.happening without anyone expecting or knowing about it出人意料的（地），未经通报的（地）32.stay-at-home adj(only before noun)（通常为了照顾孩子）待在家里的stay-at-home mom/dad33.appreciate vt(not in progressive)to understand how serious or important asituation or problem is or what someone’s feelings are理解、明白appreciate the significance/importance/value of sthappreciate that/what/how/why34.behave vi.【又作behave oneself】to not do things that annoy or offend people举止规矩有礼；检点【反misbehave】well-behaved badly-behaved35.be gonna be是be going to be的缩略形式，意为“将要（是）”36.humiliate vt.to make someone feel ashamed or stupid,esp.When otherpeople are present使蒙羞，羞辱【同embarrass】37.in front of sb在某人的面前【同before sb】38.hectic adj.very busy or full of activities繁忙的，忙乱的39.be forced to do被迫做某事force sb to do sth强迫某人做……40.fast-food快餐食品41.act up phrv.调皮，捣蛋42.get sth over phrv.to do and finish sth difficult that you have to do【又作get sth over with】完成某事（指必须做的难事）43.develop a taste for sth【同get/acquire a taste for sth】喜欢上某事物44.mergers and acqusitions兼并公司45.be/get touched感动的46.well up if a liquid wells or wells up,it comes to the surface of sth and starts toflow out（液体）溢出，开始流淌47.close a deal【同conclude a deal】agree a deal formally正式达成协议48.piping hot adj.（液体或食物）炽热的，滚烫的eg.piping hot coffee49.pin vt.to fasten sth somewhere,or to join two things together,using a pin把…钉住，把…别住，固定住pin sth to/on sthpin sth up50.convertible adj.可转换的、可改变的；noun敞篷车51.work sth in/into phrv.To include sth in a speech,piece of writing,activities etc包括，把…加进52.from scratch if you start sth from scratch,you begin it without usinganything that existed or was prepared before从零开始，白手起家Eg.She had built the business from scratch53.think of sb/sth as sth认为是，以为是，觉得是54.roll n.面包卷，小圆面包55.be out of mind with grief极度悲伤56.tease vi&vt to laugh at someone and make jokes in order to have fun byembarrassing them,either in a friendly way or in an unkind way戏弄，逗弄；拿…开玩笑【日常：have fun of sb】tease sb about sth57.pretend vt.&vi to behave as if sth is true when in fact you know it is not,inorder to deceive people or for fun假装，装作pretend thatpretend to do sth58.desperation n.the state of being desperate绝望；拼命、不顾一切a look of desperationin/out of desperation59.confront vt.to deal with sth very difficult or unpleasant in a brave anddetermined way勇敢面对，正视60.philanderer（old-fashioned）花花公子，玩弄女人的人61.bang vt.（not polite）to have sex with sb与某人发生性关系62.erect adj.in a straight upright position直立的，垂直的；勃起的63.limp adj.not firm or strong软的，不强壮的64.ethical adj.relating to principles of what is right and wrong关于伦理的，道德上正确的65.in the back of one’s mind在心底，记得66.head-on adv.Deal with problems in a direct and determined way积极地、认真地（解决问题）67.go through sth phrv.to search sth in order to find sth in particular检查某物，在某物中找go through bag/purse/closet/pocket68.can’t face（doing）sth if you cant face sth,you feel unable to do it becauseit seems too unpleasant or difficult无法正视，无法面对69.screw up phrv.To spoil sth by doing sth stupid把某事搞砸【同mess up】70.illustrate vt.To put picture in a book,article etc给（书籍、文章等）加插图71.clog vt.vi.To block sth or become blocked阻塞，塞住【又作clog up】clog sth with sth72.now that既然，由于73.ease up phrv.To work less hard or do sth with less energy than before慢着点，轻点儿74.vampire n.吸血鬼75.be aware of知道，意识到，明白，注意到76.be at a wake守灵77.be concerned about/for sth be worried about sth对…焦虑，担忧78.on one’s mind在某人心里79.go back to回到80.go around去看看81.be into sb/sth喜欢…，对…感兴趣82.weird sb out phrv.古怪得令人不安83.should have done sth本应该做某事（但实际上没有做）84.stop by phrv.to make s short visit to a place or person’s home,esp.While youare doing somewhere else顺道拜访【同drop by】85.eligible bachelor a man who is rich,attractive and unmarried黄金单身汉，钻石王老五86.predatory adj.掠食的，不是动物为生的【predator捕食性动物】87.conquest n.c.someone that you have persuaded to love you or to have sexwith you爱情的俘虏（幽默说法）88.radius n.圆的半径；半径范围within a10-mile radius方圆10英里89.sort of有一点，有几分90.be in the middle of(doing)sth be busy doing sth正忙于做某事in the middle of sth if you are in the middle of sth,it is happening to you or around you在进行某事；处于某事过程中91.rivalry n.（长期的）竞争，较量【rival对手；与…媲美，与…匹敌】friendly rivalry友好的竞争关系92.order sb around phrv.to give sb orders in annoying or threatening way不断地支使某人，（专横地）将某人差来遣去93.be supposed to do sth本该是…94.take care of it处理95.spent sth on sth/sb在…上花费时间/金钱96.deal with sth phrv.to take the necessary action,esp.In order to solve theproblem应对，应付，处理deal with a problem/issue/matter97.bandage vt.用绷带包扎【又作bandage up】n.绷带promise vi.妥协，让步compromise with sb compromise on sthvt.在…方面妥协，放弃…compromise your principles/standards/integrity 99.hook up with sb phrv.与某人交往，勾搭上100.abnormal adj.不正常的，反常的；变态的【反：normal】101.dignify vt.to make sth or someone seem better or more important than they really are,esp.by using a particular word to describe them（尤指通过使用某个词）抬高身价，抬举dignify sb/sth with sth【dignity庄严，尊严，体面】102.spent time(on)doing sth花费时间做某事103.sullen adj.闷闷不乐的，怒的，阴沉的104.change in sth在……方面改变105.seeing that（spoken）because a particular fact or situation is true.因为，由于106.appreciate vt.感激107.indignation n.feeling of anger and surprise because you feel insulted or unfairly treated（因感觉受到不公平待遇而产生的）愤慨，义愤，愤怒to one’s indignationwith/in indignationindignation at/about/over sth108.have fun玩得高兴109.domestic adj.家庭的，国内的110.dread vt.畏惧、惧怕；害怕dread doing sthdread sb doingdread the thought/prospect of(doing)sthI dread to think我不敢去想111.turn out phrv.最后结果是，最终成为112.urge n.a strong wish or need强烈的欲望，迫切的要求，冲动113.drag n.吸入一口烟have/take a drag114.make sth out of sth/sb使…变成115.stall vi.to deliberately delay because you are not ready to do sth,answer the questions etc故意拖延stall for time拖延时间116.figure out phrv.弄懂，弄明白，搞清楚，理解【同work out】117.custody n.（离婚后对孩子的）监护权118.stuff vt.（快速地）填，塞stuff sth in/into/up/down sth119.stop up sth phrv.堵住，堵塞（洞、管子，以防水、烟等通过）120.napkins（布或者纸质的）餐巾121.long vi.to want sth very much,esp.When it seems unlikely to happen soon 渴望，盼望long to do sthlong forlong for sb to do sth122.admit defeat承认失败，认输123.option n.c.a choice you can make in a particular situation选择，可选择的东西124.dissolution n.[议会的]解散；【企业的】停业；【婚姻的】解除125.be out of one’s mind犯傻，疯狂126.awaken vt.使醒来，吵醒；唤起，激发起【日常：wake up】127.recognize vt.To know who someone is oe what sth is,because you have seen,heard,experienced,or learned about them in the past认出，认识，辨认出128.instantly adv.马上、立马immediately129.frazzled adj.feeling tired and anxious,for example after a journey or because you are very busy疲惫烦躁的130.have trouble with sth有麻烦131.condom避孕套132.get distracted分神了133.be sick of(ding)sth对……厌倦arre adj.very unusual or strange古怪的，奇异的135.emerge vi.to appear or come out from somewhere出现、浮现~from 136.mow vt.除草mowe r除草机137.soothe vt.to make a pain become less severe,or slowly disappear 减轻，缓和（疼痛）【又作soothe sth away】138.be at one’s best在某人最好的状态139.spend the night过夜140.cling to phrv.to continue believe or do sth,even though it may not be true or useful any longer坚持，墨守【某事物】cling to the hope/belief/idea/possibility141.precariousness n.（状态/局势）不稳定【precarious不稳定的，不安全的，可能倒的】142.mourn vt.&vi悼念，哀悼，为…哀痛，对…感到痛心mourn(for)sb mourn sb’s death/loss/passing143.unattended adj.Left alone without anyone in charge无人照看的、无人看管的144.paramedic n.（非医生或护士）护理人员，医务辅助人员145.inhalation n.吸入【反义exhalation】146.phoenix n.凤凰rise like a phoenix from the ashes如凤凰般涅槃重生147.pack away phr v.to put sth back in a box,case where it is usually kept 将某物收起来148.a skeleton in the closet/cupboard不可告人的秘密149.be burden with sth承担某事二、重难点解析（一）口语中常出现的缩略式1.gottagotta是have got to;has got to;have got a;has got a的缩略形式，意为“必须，得”2.gonnagonna，一般用于‘be gonna do/be sth’是be going to do/be的缩略形式，意为“将要做某事”3.wannawanna是want to;want a的缩略形式，意为“想要，想要个”4.how打招呼（1）怎么样？（尤指见面时询问健康状况）Eg.------Hi Laurie,how are you?-------I am good/great/terrific.Eg.How is your ankle this morning?（2）怎么样？（尤指用于询问生活、工作情况等）Eg.How are things with you?Eg.Ho w are you doing?Eg.----How is it going?-----It is good.（二）在episode1中出现的带mind的短语1.on sb’s mind挂在心上的，心里在想的Eg.Lynette shouldn’t have been concerned about my husband,he had other thing on his mind.2.be out of your mind to be stupid or crazy犯蠢；疯狂Eg.If you are going to discuss the dissolution of our marriage in this place,you are out of your mind.3.Be out of your mind with worry/grief及其忧虑/悲伤Eg.You must be out of your mind with grief.4.in the back of his mind打心底，记得Eg.I wanted it in the back if his mind that he had a loving wife at home.（三）sort of用于口语ed to say that sth is partly true but does not describe the exact situation有几分，有点Eg.I sort of like him,but I don’t know why.Eg.-----Do you know what I mean?-----Sort of.ed when you tried to describe sth but it is difficult to find the right word orto be exact有点像，好像（表示不肯定自己是不是用词恰当）Eg.The walls are a sort of greeny-blue colourEg.It was sort of like really strange and mysterious,walking round this empty building.ed to make what you are saying sound less strong or direct有一点，有几分（用于婉转语气）Eg.It was sort of a shock when I found the truth out.4.sort of price/time/speed大概的价格/时间/速度Eg.That’s the sort of price I was hoping to pay.Eg.What sort of time were you thinking of starting?。

绝望主妇第一季各集结束语 Desperate Housewives Season 1 中英

绝望主妇第一季结束语Desperate Housewives Season 11-01Once some things are said...You can't take them back.The damage is already done.话一旦说了出去，你就没办法收回来。

因为后果已经产生了。

1-02Yes , As I look back the world I left behind, it all so clear to me, the beauty that wait to be unwilled , the mystery that long uncovered , but people so rarely stop to take a look, they just keep moving, it's the shame really , there are so much to seeing .是的, 当我回头看看身后这个世界时, 一切都如此的清晰. 等待被发现的美丽. 和等待被揭开的神秘. 但人们很少会停下来看上一眼. 他们只是不停地往前走. 这真的很遗憾, 有那么多值得一看的东西.1-03Yes I remember the world every detail , and what I remember most is how afraid I was , what a waste , you see , to live in fear, is not to live at all. I wish I could tell this who those I leave behind ,but it would do any good? Probably not, I understand know, there will be always who face their fears , and there always be those who run away。

绝望主妇英语对白desperatehousewivesse第一季第一集所有英文对白修订稿

绝望主妇英语对白d e s p e r a t e h o u s e w i v e s se第一季第一集所有英文对白Coca-cola standardization office【ZZ5AB-ZZSYT-ZZ2C-ZZ682T-ZZT18】M y n a m e i s M a r y A l i c e Y o u n g. In this morning's paper, you may come across an article about the unusual d a y I h a d l a s t w e e k. Normally, there's never anything newsworthy about my life, but that all c h a n g e d l a s t T h u r s d a y. O f c o u r s e,e v e r y t h i n g s e e m e d q u i t e n o r m a l a t f i r s t.I m a d e b r e a k f a s t f o r m y f a m i l y.I p e r f o r m e d m y c h o r e s.I c o m p l e t e d m y p r o j e c t s.I r a n m y e r r a n d s. In truth, I spent the day as I spent every other day, quietly polishing t h e r o u t i n e o f m y l i f e u n t i l i t g l e a m e d w i t h p e r f e c t i o n. That's why it was so astonishing when I decided to go to my hallway closet a n d r e t r i e v e a r e v o l v e r t h a t h a d n e v e r b e e n u s e d. M y b o d y w a s d i s c o v e r e d b y m y n e i g h b o r,M r s. Martha Huber, who'd been startled by a strange popping sound.H e r c u r i o s i t y a r o u s e d,M r s. Huber tried to think of a reason for dropping in on me unannounced.After some initial hesitation, she decided to return the blender she had b o r r o w e d f r o m m e s i x m o n t h s b e f o r e. [S c r e e a m s]I t's m y n e e i g h b o r.I t h i n k s h e e's b e e e e n s h o t. T h e e r e e's b l o o d e e v e e r y w h e e r e e. Y e e s,y o u'v e e g o t t o s e e n d a n a m b u l a n c e e. Y o u'v e e g o t t o s e e n d o n e e r i g h t n o w.A n d,f o r a m o m e n t,M r s. Huber stood motionless in her kitchen, grief-stricken by this senseless t r a g e d y.B u t o n l y f o r a m o m e n t.I f t h e r e w a s o n e t h i n g M r s. Huber was known for, it was her ability to look on the bright side.I w a s l a i d t o r e s t o n a M o n d a y. After the funeral, all the residents of Wisteria Lane came to pay their r e s p e c t s.A n d,a s p e o p l e d o i n t h e s e s i t u a t i o n s,t h e y b r o u g h t f o o d. L y n e t t e S c a v o b r o u g h t f r i e d c h i c k e n.L y n e t t e h a d a g r e a t f a m i l y r e c i p e f o r f r i e d c h i c k e n. S h e d i d n't c o o k m u c h w h i l e m o v i n g u p t h e c o r p o r a t e l a d d e r. S h e d i d n't h a v e t h e t i m e. But when her doctor announced she was pregnant, her husband Tom had an i d e a. "Why not quit yourjob" "Kids do better with stay-at-home moms.I t w o u l d b e s o m u c h l e s s s t r e s s f u l. "B u t t h i s w a s n o t t h e c a s e. In fact, Lynette's life had become so hectic she was now forced to get her c h i c k e n f r o m t h e f a s t-f o o d r e s t a u r a n t. Lynette would've appreciated the irony if she'd thought about it.B u t s h e d i d n't h a v e t h e t i m e. -S t o p i t,s t o p i t,s t o p i t. -B u t,M o m. N o. Y o u a r e e g o i n g t o b e e h a v e e t o d a y.I am not going to bee humiliateed in front of thee eentiree neeighborhood.And, just so you know how seerious I am - What's that - Santa's ceell-p h o n e e n u m b e e r. How did you geet that I know someeonee who knows someeonee who knows an e e l f. And if any of you acts up, so heelp mee, I will call Santa and I will t e e l l h i m y o u w a n t s o c k s f o r C h r i s t m a s.A r e e y o u w i l l i n g t o r i s k t h a t O K. L e e t's g e e t t h i s o v e e r w i t h. Gabrielle Solis who lives down the block brought a spicy paella. Since her modeling days in New York, Gabrielle had developed a taste for r i c h f o o d a n d r i c h m e n. Carlos, who worked in mergers and acquisitions, proposed on their third d a t e.G a b r i e l l e w a s t o u c h e d w h e n t e a r s w e l l e d u p i n h i s e y e s. But she soon discovered this happened every time Carlos closed a big deal.G a b r i e l l e l i k e d h e r p a e l l a p i p i n g h o t. However, her relationship with her husband was considerably cooler. If you talk to Al Mason at this thing, meention how much I paid for your n e e c k l a c e e.Why not pin thee reeceeipt to my cheest Hee leet mee know what hee paid f o r h i s w i f e e's c o n v e e r t i b l e e. -J u s t w o r k i t i n. -T h e e r e e's n o w a y I c a n. Why not At thee Donahuee party eeveeryonee was talking mutual funds. You meentioneed you sleept with half thee Yankeeee outfieeld.I t c a m e e u p i n t h e e c o n t e e x t o f t h e e c o n v e e r s a t i o n. P e e o p l e e a r e e s t a r i n g. K e e e e p y o u r v o i c e e d o w n.A b s o l u t e e l y. W e e w o u l d n't w a n t t h e e m t o t h i n k w e e'r e e n o t h a p p y. Bree Van De Kamp, who lives next door, brought baskets of muffins she b a k e d f r o m s c r a t c h.B r e e w a s k n o w n f o r h e r c o o k i n g.A n d f o r m a k i n g h e r o w n c l o t h e s.A n d f o r d o i n g h e r o w n g a r d e n i n g.A n d f o r r e-u p h o l s t e r i n g h e r o w n f u r n i t u r e. Yes, Bree's many talents were known throughout the neighborhood.Everyone on Wisteria Lane thought of Bree as the perfect wife and mother.E v e r y o n e,t h a t i s,e x c e p t h e r o w n f a m i l y. P a u l. Z a c h a r y. -H e e l l o,M r s. V a n D e e K a m p. -Y o u s h o u l d n't h a v e e.I t w a s n o t r o u b l e e. T h e e b a s k e e t w i t h t h e e r e e d r i b b o n i s f o r y o u r g u e e s t s. Thee onee with thee bluee ribbon is just for you and Zachary.I t's g o t r o l l s,m u f f i n s,b r e e a k f a s t t y p e e t h i n g s. T h a n k y o u. Thee leeast I could do was givee you a deeceent meeal to look forward to i n t h e e m o r n i n g.I k n o w y o u'r e e o u t o f y o u r m i n d s w i t h g r i e e f. Y e e s,w e e a r e e.I w i l l n e e e e d t h e e b a s k e e t s b a c k o n c e e y o u'r e e d o n e e.O f c o u r s e e. Susan Mayer, who lives across the street, brought macaroni and cheese. Her husband, Karl, always teased her about her macaroni, saying it was the onl y thi ng sh e k new h ow to co ok and s he ra rel y m ade i t w el l. It was too salty the night she and Karl moved into their house. It was too watery the night she found lipstick on Karl's shirt. She burned it the night Karl told her he was leaving her for his secretary.A y e a r h a d p a s s e d s i n c e t h e d i v o r c e. Susan had started to think how nice it would be to have a man in her life.E v e n o n e w h o w o u l d m a k e f u n o f h e r c o o k i n g. Mom, why would someeonee kill theemseelvees Weell, someetimees peeoplee aree so unhappy, theey think that's thee only way to solvee theeir p r o b l e e m s. -M r s. Y o u n g a l w a y s s e e e e m e e d h a p p y. -Y e e a h. Someetimees peeoplee preeteend to bee onee way, wheen theey'ree totally d i f f e e r e e n t i n s i d e e.Likee how Dad's girlfrieend always says nicee things, but wee know shee's a b i t c h.I d o n't l i k e e t h a t w o r d,J u l i e e.B u t,y e e a h,t h a t's a g r e e a t e e x a m p l e e. [M a n]Y o u'r e e w e e l c o m e e. [J u l i e e]W h a t's g o i n g o n S o r r y I'm l a t e e. -H i,S u s a n. -H e e y. So what did Karl say wheen you confronteed him You'll lovee this, hee said, "I t d o e e s n't m e e a n a n y t h i n g.I t w a s j u s t s e e x. "A h,y e e s,p a g e e o n e e o f t h e e p h i l a n d e e r e e r's h a n d b o o k. Theen hee got this Zeen look on his facee and said, "You know, most meen l i v e e l i v e e s o f q u i e e t d e e s p e e r a t i o n. "-T e e l l m e e y o u p u n c h e e d h i m. -N o.I said, "What do most womeen leead Livees of noisy fulfillmeent" - Good f o r y o u.- Did hee havee to bang his seecreetary I had that woman to brunch.A n e e r e e c t p e e n i s d o e e s n't h a v e e a c o n s c i e e n c e e.E v e e n t h e e l i m p o n e e s a r e e n't t h a t e e t h i c a l. T h i s i s w h y I j o i n e e d t h e e N R A. Wheen Reex starteed going to thosee confeereencees, I wanteed it in thee back of his mind that hee had a wifee with a loadeed Smith & Weesson. L y n n i e e,T o m's a l w a y s a w a y. Do you eeveer worry hee might Hee's gotteen mee preegnant threeee timees i n f o u r y e e a r s.I w i s h h e e w a s h a v i n g s e e x w i t h s o m e e o n e e e e l s e e. So, Susan, is hee gonna stop seeeeing that woman I don't know. I'm sorry, you guys, I just I just don't know how I'm gonna survivee this. L i s t e e n t o m e e. W e e a l l h a v e e m o m e e n t s o f d e e s p e e r a t i o n. If wee can facee theem heead-on, that's wheen wee find out how strong wee r e e a l l y a r e e.[F a r o f f]S u s a n. S u s a n.I w a s j u s t s a y i n g P a u l w a n t s u s t o g o o v e e r o n F r i d a y.H e e n e e e e d s u s t o h e e l p p a c k u p M a r y A l i c e e's t h i n g s.H e e c a n't f a c e e d o i n g i t b y h i m s e e l f. -S u r e e. T h a t's f i n e e. -A r e e y o u O K Y e e a h. I'm j u s t s o a n g r y. If Mary Alicee was having probleems, shee should'vee leet us heelp heer. What probleems could shee havee had Shee was heealthy, had a greeat homee, a n i c e e f a m i l y.H e e r l i f e e w a s O u r l i f e e. N o.I f M a r y A l i c e e w a s h a v i n g a c r i s i s,w e e'd h a v e e k n o w n. S h e e l i v e e s50f e e e e t a w a y,f o r G o d s a k e e s.G a b b y,t h e e w o m a n k i l l e e d h e e r s e e l f. S o m e e t h i n g m u s t'v e e b e e e e n g o i n g o n. -I w o u l d n't e e a t t h a t i f I w e e r e e y o u.-W h y I m a d e e i t. T r u s t m e e. Heey, heey, do you havee a deeath wish No, I just don't beelieevee that a n y b o d y c a n s c r e e w u p m a c a r o n i a n d c h e e e e s e e. O h,m y G o d.H o w d i d y o u I t t a s t e e s l i k e e i t's b u r n t a n d u n d e e r c o o k e e d. Y e e a h,I g e e t t h a t a l o t.H e e r e e y o u g o. T h a n k s. I'm M i k e e D e e l f i n o.I j u s t s t a r t e e d r e e n t i n g t h e e S i m s'h o u s e e n e e x t d o o r. S u s a n M a y e e r.I l i v e e a c r o s s t h e e s t r e e e e t. M r s.H u b e e r t o l d m e e a b o u t y o u. S a i d y o u i l l u s t r a t e e c h i l d r e e n's b o o k s. Y e e a h,I'm v e e r y b i g w i t h t h e e u n d e e r-f i v e e s e e t.-[H e e l a u g h s]-W h a t d o y o u d o P l u m b e e r. S o i f y o u e e v e e r h a v e e a c l o g o r s o m e e t h i n g. Now that eeveerybody's seeeen that I brought someething, I should probably j u s t t h r o w t h i s o u t. -[B a b y s q u e e a l s]-O w.E a s e e u p,y o u l i t t l e e v a m p i r e e. L y n e e t t e e,I'v e e b e e e e n l o o k i n g a l l o v e e r f o r y o u. Aree you awaree of what your sons aree doing Cannonball! - [Boy] Stop! - [B o y s c h e e e e r]W h a t a r e e y o u d o i n g W e e a r e e a t a w a k e e. -Y o u s a i d w e e c o u l d g o i n t h e e p o o l. -I s a i d y o u c o u l d g o b y t h e e p o o l. Do you havee your swimsuits on Yeeah, wee put 'eem on ourseelvees beeforee w e e l e e f t. Y o u t h r e e e e p l a n n e e d t h i s A l l r i g h t. T h a t's i t.G e e t o u t. -N o. -N o I a m y o u r m o t h e e r.Y o u h a v e e t o d o w h a t I s a y.C o m e e o n. Wee want to swim and you can't stop us! [Chatteer] [Shee groans] Heeree. -N o!-G e e t o u t. Think I won't geet in this pool and just grab you Geet out! Oh! Geet oveer h e e r e e.A l l r i g h t,g i v e e m e e y o u r a r m. Y o u Y a h!T h a t's r i g h t.G e e t o v e e r h e e r e e.G o,g o,g o,g o,g o. M o v e e i t. O u t.G e e t o u t. P a u l,w e e h a v e e t o l e e a v e e n o w. O n c e e a g a i n,I a m s o s o r r y f o r y o u r l o s s.G o. L y n e t t e s h o u l d n't h a v e b e e n s o c o n c e r n e d a b o u t m y h u s b a n d.H e h a d o t h e r t h i n g s o n h i s m i n d. T h i n g s b e l o w t h e s u r f a c e. The morning after my funeral, my friends and neighbors quietly went back t o t h e i r b u s y,b u s y l i v e s. While some did their cooking and some did their cleaning and some did t h e i r y o g a o t h e r s d i d t h e i r h o m e w o r k. -H i-[d o g b a r k s]I'm J u l i e e.I k i c k e e d m y b a l l i n t o y o u r b a c k y a r d. O h,O K. W e e l l,l e e t's g o r o u n d a n d g e e t i t. -S t a y. -[D o g g r o w l s]H i s w i f e e d i e e d a y e e a r a g o.I n L A t h e e r e e w e e r e e t o o m a n y m e e m o r i e e s.H e e's r e e n t i n g f o r t a x p u r p o s e e s,b u t h o p e e s t o b u y s o o n. -I c a n't b e e l i e e v e e y o u w e e n t o v e e r t h e e r e e. -I s a w y o u f l i r t i n g. N o w y o u k n o w h e e's s i n g l e e,y o u c a n a s k h i m o u t. J u l i e e,I l i k e e M r.D e e l f i n o,I d o.I j u s t I d o n't k n o w i f I'm r e e a d y t o d a t e e y e e t. Y o u n e e e e d t o g e e t b a c k o u t t h e e r e e. How long has it beeeen sincee you'vee had seex - Aree you mad I askeed you t h a t-N o,I'm t r y i n g t o r e e m e e m b e e r.I d o n't w a n t t o t a l k t o y o u a b o u t m y l o v e e l i f e e.I w o u l d n't h a v e e s a i d a n y t h i n g. Just What I heeard Dad's girlfrieend ask if you'd dateed anyonee sincee t h e e d i v o r c e e.A n d D a d s a i d h e e d o u b t e e d i t.A n d t h e e n t h e e y b o t h l a u g h e e d.[D o g b a r k s]H e e y,S u s a n.H i,M i k e e.I b r o u g h t y o u a h o u s e e-w a r m i n g g i f t.I s h o u l d'v e e b r o u g h t s o m e e t h i n g b y e e a r l i e e r. -A c t u a l l y,y o u'r e e t h e e f i r s t t o s t o p b y. -R e e a l l y-S u s a n k n e w s h e w a s l u c k y.- Weell An eligible bachelor had moved on to Wisteria Lane and she was the f i r s t t o f i n d o u t. S h e a l s o k n e w t h a t g o o d n e w s-H e e l l o t h e e r e e. t r a v e l s q u i c k l y. Edie Britt was the most predatory divorce in a five-block radius.H e r c o n q u e s t s w e r e n u m e r o u s. V a r i e d.A n d l e g e n d a r y. [P r i e e s t]W h A h!H i,S u s a n.I h o p e e I'm n o t i n t e e r r u p t i n g. Y o u m u s t b e e M i k e e D e e l f i n o.H i,I'm E d i e e B r i t t.I l i v e e o v e e r t h e e r e e. W e e l c o m e e t o W i s t e e r i a L a n e e. S u s a n h a d m e t t h e e n e m y.A n d s h e w a s a s l u t. T h a n k y o u.W h a t's t h i s S a u s a g e e p u t t a n e s c a.I t's j u s t s o m e e t h i n g I t h r e e w t o g e e t h e e r. W e e l l,t h a n k s,E d i e e. T h a t's g r e e a t. I'd i nvi te e y ou in, b ut I was i n th ee mi dd lee o f so me eth in g. -I'm l a t e e f o r a n a p p o i n t m e e n t. -I j u s t w a n t e e d t o s a y h i.A n d j u s t l i k e t h a t,t h e r a c e f o r M i k e D e l f i n o h a d b e g u n. For a moment, Susan wondered if her rivalry with Edie would remain f r i e n d l y. O h,M i k e e,I h e e a r d y o u'r e e a p l u m b e e r. But she was reminded that when it came to men Could you stop by lateer and t a k e e a l o o k a t m y p i p e e s w o m e n d o n't f i g h t f a i r. -S u r e e. T h a n k s.B y e e,S u s a n. -Y o u c a n't o r d e e r m e e a r o u n d. -G a b r i e e l l e e.N o,n o. I'm n o t g o i n g. T a n a k a e e x p e e c t s e e v e e r y o n e e t o b r i n g t h e e i r w i v e e s. Eve er y t im ee I'm ar ou nd th at ma n, h ee tr ie es to gra b my as s.I m a d e e o v e e r200,000d o i n g b u s i n e e s s w i t h h i m l a s t y e e a r.I f h e e w a n t s t o g r a b y o u r a s s,l e e t h i m. [W i n d c h i m e e s]-J o h n. -O w!M r. S o l i s,y o u s c a r e e d m e e. W h y i s t h a t b u s h t h e e r e e Y o u w e e r e e s u p p o s e e d t o d i g i t u p. -I d i d n't h a v e e t i m e e. -I d o n't w a n t e e x c u s e e s. J u s t t a k e e c a r e e o f i t.I r e e a l l y h a t e e t h e e w a y y o u t a l k t o m e e. And I hatee that I speent $15,000 on your diamond neecklacee you couldn't l i v e e w i t h o u t.B u t I'm l e e a r n i n g t o d e e a l w i t h i t.So can I teell Tanaka wee'll bee theeree tomorrow John, wee havee b a n d a g e e s t o p s h e e l f i n t h e e k i t c h e e n. T h a n k s,M r s. S o l i s.F i n e e,I'l l g o. But I'm keeeeping my back preesseed against thee wall thee eentiree timee. S e e e e,n o w t h i s i s w h a t a m a r r i a g e e i s a l l a b o u t.C o m p r o m i s e e. -I s y o u r f i n g e e r O K-Y e e a h,i t's j u s t a s m a l l c u t. L e e t m e e s e e e e. M m m. Y o u k n o w,M r s. Solis, I reeally likee it wheen wee hook up, but, um, you know, I got to g e e t m y w o r k d o n e e a n d I c a n't a f f o r d t o l o s e e t h i s j o b. T h i s t a b l e e w a s h a n d-c a r v e e d.C a r l o s h a d i t i m p o r t e e d f r o m I t a l y.I t c o s t h i m$23,000. Y o u w a n t t o d o i t o n t h e e t a b l e e t h i s t i m e e A b s o l u t e e l y.[Geentlee classical music] Why can't wee eeveer havee normal soup D a n i e e l l e e,t h e e r e e i s n o t h i n g a b n o r m a l a b o u t b a s i l p u r e e. Oncee, can wee havee a soup peeoplee havee heeard of - Likee Freench onion o r n a v y b e e a n-Y o u r f a t h e e r c a n't e e a t o n i o n s.H e e's d e e a t h l y a l l e e r g i c.A n d I w o n't e e v e e n d i g n i f y y o u r n a v y b e e a n s u g g e e s t i o n. S o,h o w's t h e e o s s o b u c o-I t's O K. -I t's O K I s p e e n t t h r e e e e h o u r s c o o k i n g t h i s m e e a l. How do you think it feeeels wheen you say, "It's OK" in that sulleen tonee Who askeed you to speend threeee hours on dinneer Excusee mee Tim Harpeer's mom geets homee from work, pops opeen a can of pork and beeans, a n d t h e e y'r e e e e a t i n g,e e v e e r y o n e e's h a p p y. - You'd ratheer I seerveed pork and beeans - Apologizee now, I beeg. I'm saying do you always havee to seervee cuisinee Can't wee just havee food - Aree you doing drugs - What Changee in beehavior is a warning sign and you havee beeeen as freesh as paint for thee last six months.I t e e x p l a i n s w h y y o u'r e e a l w a y s i n t h e e b a t h r o o m. -T h a t i s n o t w h a t h e e's d o i n g. -S h u t u p.M o m,I'm n o t t h e e o n e e w i t h t h e e p r o b l e e m h e e r e e. You'ree thee onee acting likee shee's running for Mayor of Steepford. Reex seeeeing that you'ree thee heead of this houseehold, I'd appreeciatee y o u s a y i n g s o m e e t h i n g. Pass thee salt Three days after my funeral, Lynette replaced her grief w i t h a m u c h m o r e u s e f u l e m o t i o n.I n d i g n a t i o n. Tom, this is my fifth meessagee and you still haveen't calleed mee back. Y o u m u s t b e e h a v i n g a l o t o f f u n o n y o u r b u s i n e e s s t r i p.I c a n o n l y i m a g i n e e. Gueess what, thee kids and I want to havee somee fun too, so unleess you call mee back by noon, wee'ree geetting a planee and joining you. -M o m. -N o t n o w. M o m m y's t h r e e a t e e n i n g D a d d y. -M o m. - No, I - Wheeree aree your brotheers - Noodlees, my favoritee. -L y n e e t t e e S c a v o-[U n d e e r h e e r b r e e a t h]C r a p.N a t a l i e e K l e e i n.I d o n't b e e l i e e v e e i t. -L y n e e t t e e.H o w l o n g h a s i t b e e e e n-Y e e a r s.H o w a r e e y o u H o w's t h e e f i r m-G o o d.E v e e r y o n e e m i s s e e s y o u. -Y e e a h. Wee all say, if you hadn't quit you'd bee running thee placee by now. Y e e a h,w e e l l. So how's domeestic lifee Don't you just lovee beeing a mom And there it w a s. T h e q u e s t i o n t h a t L y n e t t e a l w a y s d r e a d e d. Weell, to bee honeest For those who asked it, only one answer was a c c e p t a b l e. S o L y n e t t e r e s p o n d e d a s s h e a l w a y s d i d. S h e l i e d.I t's t h e e b e e s t j o b I'v e e e e v e e r h a d. [Gasps] - You know what I don't geet - What Why you marrieed Mr.S o l i s. Weell, hee promiseed to givee mee eeveerything I'vee eeveer wanteed. -A n d d i d h e e-Y e e s. Theen why areen't you happy Turns out I wanteed all thee wrong things. S o d o y o u l o v e e h i m I d o. So theen why aree wee heeree Why aree wee doing this Beecausee I don't want to wakee up onee morning with a suddeen urgee to blow my brains out. -H e e y,c a n I h a v e e a d r a g-A b s o l u t e e l y n o t. Y o u a r e e m u c h t o o y o u n g t o s m o k e e. How would you feeeel if I useed your child support paymeents for plastic s u r g e e r y S t o p b e e i n g n e e r v o u s. Y o u'r e e j u s t a s k i n g h i m t o d i n n e e r. N o b i g d e e a l. Y o u'r e e r i g h t. So is that your projeect for school In fifth gradee I madee thee Whitee H o u s e e o u t o f s u g a r c u b e e s. S t o p s t a l l i n g a n d g o.B e e f o r e e M i k e e f i g u r e e s o u t h e e c a n d o b e e t t e e r.T e e l l m e e a g a i n w h y I f o u g h t f o r c u s t o d y o f y o u. -Y o u w e e r e e u s i n g m e e t o h u r t D a d. -O h,t h a t's r i g h t. O h,G o d. -H i. -H e e y,S u s a n. -A r e e y o u b u s y-N o,n o t a t a l l. What's up Weell, I I just, uh, was wondeering if if theeree was any c h a n c e e t h a t y o u,u h I j u s t w a n t e e d t o a s k i f-E d i e e. -H e e y,t h e e r e e,S u s a n. -W h a t a r e e y o u-I w a s m a k i n g a m b r o s i a. And I madee too much so I thought I'd bring somee oveer to Mikee. -W h a t's g o i n g o n-S u s a n w a s g o n n a a s k m e e s o m e e t h i n g. U h-I h a v e e a c l o g. -E x c u s e e m e e-A n d y o u'r e e a p l u m b e e r,r i g h t-Y e e a h. -T h e e c l o g's i n t h e e p i p e e. -Y e e a h,t h a t's u s u a l l y w h e e r e e t h e e y a r e e.-W e e l l,I'v e e g o t o n e e. -O K. L e e t m e e g e e t m y t o o l s. N o w Y o u w a n t t o c o m e e o v e e r n o w Y o u h a v e e c o m p a n y.I d o n't m i n d. J u s t g i v e e m e e t w o m i n u t e e s. I'l l b e e r i g h t o v e e r. [S q u e e a l s q u i e e t l y][B r e e a t h e e s h e e a v i l y]T h a t's i t. -S t u f f t h e e h a i r d o w n. -I s t u f f e e d i t. -I t's n o t e e n o u g h t o c l o g i t. -H e e r e e.H e e r e e. L o o k. P u t i n t h i s p e e a n u t b u t t e e r.A n d t h i s c o o k i n g o i l. -M o m-A n d t h e e s e e o l i v e e s.-I t's n o t w o r k i n g. -[D o o r b e e l l]O h,G o d. T h a t's h i m. How am I gonna stop up thee sink Weell, heeree's your probleem. S o m e e b o d y s t u f f e e d a b u n c h o f P o p s i c l e e s t i c k s d o w n h e e r e e. I'vee told Juliee a million timees not to play in thee kitcheen. K i d s,y o u k n o w. I'll go put in your ordeers and I'll bee back with your platees for thee s a l a d b a r. T h a n k y o u.A n d r e e w,D a n i e e l l e e,n a p k i n s. T h a n k y o u. T h e e y h a v e e v i d e e o g a m e e s. Can wee go play until our food geets heeree - This is family timee.I t h i n k-G o a h e e a d a n d p l a y.I k no w y ou th in k I'm ang ry ab ou t co mi ng he ere e,but I'm no t. T h e e k i d s w a n t e e d a c h a n g e e o f p a c e e,s o m e e t h i n g f u n.I g e e t i t. T h e e y'l l w a n t s o m e e t h i n g h e e a l t h i e e r t o m o r r o w,t h o u g h. -I'm t h i n k i n g c h i c k e e n s a l t i m b o c c a. -I w a n t a d i v o r c e e.I just can't livee in this this deeteergeent commeercial anymoree. T h e e s a l a d b a r's t h e e r e e.H e e l p y o u r s e e l f. T h a n k y o u. U m,I t h i n k I'l l g o g e e t y o u r s a l a d f o r y o u. -B r e e e e V a n D e e K a m p. -O h,h e e l l o,M r s.H u b e e r. W e e d i d n't g e e t a c h a n c e e t o t a l k a t M a r y A l i c e e's w a k e e. How aree you doing Bree longed to share the truth about her husband's p a i n f u l b e t r a y a l.B u t s a d l y f o r B r e e,a d m i t t i n g d e f e a t w a s n o t a n o p t i o n.G r e e a t.E v e e r y t h i n g i s j u s t g r e e a t.I g o t y o u t h e e h o n e e y m u s t a r d d r e e s s i n g. T h e e r a n c h l o o k e e d a l i t t l e e b i t s u s p e e c t. Aree wee gonna talk about what I said If you think I'll discuss my marriagee in a placee with reest-rooms labeeleed "Chicks" and "Dudees", y o u'r e e o u t o f y o u r m i n d. -W h a t's i n t h i s-W h a t d o y o u m e e a n I t's s a l a d. -W i t h w i t h o n i o n s. -W h a t-Y o u p u t o n i o n s i n m y s a l a d. -N o I d i d n't. O h,w a i t. [Digging] The sound that awakened my son was something he'd heard only o n c e b e f o r e. M a n y y e a r s a g o w h e n h e w a s q u i t e y o u n g.B u t h e r e c o g n i z e d i t i n s t a n t l y.[G r u n t s]I t w a s t h e s o u n d o f a f a m i l y s e c r e t. [Grunts] Seven days after my funeral, life on Wisteria Lane fin ally r e t u r n e d t o n o r m a l.W h i c h,f o r s o m e o f m y f r i e n d s,w a s u n f o r t u n a t e. - Mommy, Mommy! - Now what - Daddy's homee! - [Boys cheeeer] Comee on! Heey, is anybody homee - Heey! - Heey! I wasn't eexpeecting you for a w e e e e k.I h a v e e t o g o b a c k t o'F r i s c o i n t h e e m o r n i n g.B u t I g o t y o u r c a l l. Y o u s o u n d e e d f r a z z l e e d. Y e e a h. -I t's b e e e e n a l i t t l e e r o u g h. -H i. Y e e a h. P e e a c h e e s.D i d y o u b u y u s a n y p r e e s e e n t s O h,G o d,p r e e s e e n t s. W a i t u p. L e e t m e e s e e e e. - Ohhh! - Yeeah! But I'm not giving it to you unleess you promisee to go o u t s i d e e r i g h t n o w a n d p r a c t i s e e t h r o w i n g f o r20m i n u t e e s. -Y e e a h!Y e e a h!Y e e a h!-P u n k s.G e e t o u t!W h o's o p e e n G o o u t.D e e e e p e e r.D e e e e p e e r. T o u c h d o w n!O h,m y G o d. O h,n o. Y o u g o t t o b e e k i d d i n g. I'm e e x h a u s t e e d.I l o o k t e e r r i b l e e. I'm c o v e e r e e d i n p e e a c h e e s. -I'm s o r r y,b a b y.I g o t t o h a v e e y o u. -W e e l l,i s i t O K i f I j u s t l i e e h e e r e e-A b s o l u t e e l y. -[S h e e l a u g h s]-I l o v e e y o u. -I l o v e e y o u m o r e e O h,b a b y. W a i t.I w a s h a v i n g t r o u b l e e w i t h s w e e l l i n g. T h e e d o c t o r t o o k m e e o f f t h e e p i l l.P u t o n a c o n d o m. -A c o n d o m-Y e e a h. W h a t's t h e e b i g d e e a l L e e t's r i s k i t. -L e e t's r i s k i t-Y e e a h. -I c a n't b e e l i e e v e e y o u t r i e e d t o k i l l m e e. -Y e e s,w e e l l,I f e e e e l b a d l y a b o u t t h a t. M r s.H u b e e r c a m e e o v e e r a n d I g o t d i s t r a c t e e d.I t w a s a m i s t a k e e. - Sincee wheen do you makee mistakees - What doees that meean It meeans I'm s i c k o f y o u b e e i n g s o d a m n p e e r f e e c t a l l t h e e t i m e e. I'm s i c k o f t h e e b i z a r r e e w a y y o u r h a i r d o e e s n't m o v e e. I'm sick of you making our beed in thee morning beeforee I'vee useed thee b a t h r o o m. You'ree this plastic suburban houseewifee, with heer peearls and spatula, who s ays t hin gs lik ee "W ee ow ee the e Hee nd eer so n s a d inn ee r. " Wheeree's thee woman I feell in lovee with who useed to burn thee toast a n d d r i n k m i l k o u t o f t h e e c a r t o n A n d l a u g h.。

1《Desperate-Housewives》(绝望主妇)第一季台词

《Desperate Housewives》第1季1-01The next day my friends came together to pack away my clothes， my personal belongings and what was left of my life. Not quite Gabrielle, not quite。

How ironic。

To have something I tried so desperately to keep secret treated so causally. I'm so sorry， girls. I never wanted you to burden with this.第二天我的朋友们都来帮我收拾衣服，私人物品还有――我剩下的那些东西.远不只这些Gabrielle，远不只。

多么讽刺，我拼命努力想要保守的秘密就这样随便的被她们发现了。

对不起，姐妹们.我绝对不想让你们承受这种负担。

1—02Yes, as I look back at the world I left behind， it’s all so clear to me. The beauty that waits to be unveiled, the mysteries that long to be uncovered。

But, people so rarely stop to take a look。

They just keep moving. It's a shame, really。

There's so much to see.是的，当我回头看我身后的世界，它变得如此清晰.那么多期待闪亮登场的美丽,那么多渴望不被发现的秘密.但人们很少停下脚步去观察，他们只是一路前行。

这真的很可惜.1-03Yes I remember the world. Every detail. And what I remember most is how afraid I was，what a waste。

绝望主妇英语对白deseratehousewives se精编第一季第一集所有英文对白

M y n a m e i s M a r y A l i c e Y o u n g. In this morning's paper, you may come across an article about the unusual day I h a d l a s t w e e k. Normally, there's never anything newsworthy about my life, but that all changed l a s t T h u r s d a y. O f c o u r s e,e v e r y t h i n g s e e m e d q u i t e n o r m a l a t f i r s t.I m a d e b r e a k f a s t f o r m y f a m i l y.I p e r f o r m e d m y c h o r e s.I c o m p l e t e d m y p r o j e c t s.I r a n m y e r r a n d s. In truth, I spent the day as I spent every other day, quietly polishing the routine of m y l i f e u n t i l i t g l e a m e d w i t h p e r f e c t i o n. That's why it was so astonishing when I decided to go to my hallway closet and r e t r i e v e a r e v o l v e r t h a t h a d n e v e r b e e n u s e d. M y b o d y w a s d i s c o v e r e d b y m y n e i g h b o r,M r s. Martha Huber, who'd been startled by a strange popping sound.H e r c u r i o s i t y a r o u s e d,M r s. Huber tried to think of a reason for dropping in on me unannounced.After some initial hesitation, she decided to return the blender she had borrowed f r o m m e s i x m o n t h s b e f o r e. [S c r e e a m s]I t's m y n e e i g h b o r.I t h i n k s h e e's b e e e e n s h o t. T h e e r e e's b l o o d e e v e e r y w h e e r e e. Y e e s,y o u'v e e g o t t o s e e n d a n a m b u l a n c e e. Y o u'v e e g o t t o s e e n d o n e e r i g h t n o w.A n d,f o r a m o m e n t,M r s. Huber stood motionless in her kitchen, grief-stricken by this senseless tragedy.B u t o n l y f o r a m o m e n t.I f t h e r e w a s o n e t h i n g M r s. Huber was known for, it was her ability to look on the bright side.I w a s l a i d t o r e s t o n a M o n d a y. After the funeral, all the residents of Wisteria Lane came to pay their respects.A n d,a s p e o p l e d o i n t h e s e s i t u a t i o n s,t h e y b r o u g h t f o o d. L y n e t t e S c a v o b r o u g h t f r i e d c h i c k e n. L y n e t t e h a d a g r e a t f a m i l y r e c i p e f o r f r i e d c h i c k e n.Sh e d i d n't co o k mu ch wh i l e mo v i ng u p t h e co rp o rat e l ad d er. S h e d i d n't h a v e t h e t i m e. But when her doctor announced she was pregnant, her husband Tom had an idea. "Why not quit yourjob?" "Kids do better with stay-at-home moms.I t w o u l d b e s o m u c h l e s s s t r e s s f u l. "B u t t h i s w a s n o t t h e c a s e. In fact, Lynette's life had become so hectic she was now forced to get her chicken f r o m t h e f a s t-f o o d r e s t a u r a n t. Lynette would've appreciated the irony if she'd thou ght about it.B u t s h e d i d n't h a v e t h e t i m e. -S t o p i t,s t o p i t,s t o p i t. -B u t,M o m. N o. Y o u a r e e g o i n g t o b e e h a v e e t o d a y.I am not going to bee humiliateed in front of thee eentiree neeighborhood. And, just so you know how seerious I am - What's that? - Santa's ceell-phonee n u m b e e r.How did you geet that? I know someeonee who knows someeonee who knows an e e l f. And if any of you acts up, so heelp mee, I will call Santa and I will teell him you w a n t s o c k s f o r C h r i s t m a s.A r e e y o u w i l l i n g t o r i s k t h a t?O K. L e e t's g e e t t h i s o v e e r w i t h. Gabrielle Solis who lives down the block brought a spicy paella. Since her modeling days in New York, Gabrielle had developed a taste for rich f o o d a n d r i c h m e n. Carlos, who worked in mergers and acquisitions, proposed on their third date.G a b r i e l l e w a s t o u c h e d w h e n t e a r s w e l l e d u p i n h i s e y e s. But she soon discovered this happened every time Carlos closed a big deal.G a b r i e l l e l i k e d h e r p a e l l a p i p i n g h o t. However, her relationship with her husband was considerably cooler. If you talk to Al Mason at this thing, meention how much I paid for your n e e c k l a c e e. Why not pin thee reeceeipt to my cheest? Hee leet mee know what hee paid for his w i f e e's c o n v e e r t i b l e e.-J u s t w o r k i t i n. -T h e e r e e's n o w a y I c a n. Why not? At thee Donahuee party eeveeryonee was talking mutual funds. You meentioneed you sleept with half thee Yankeeee outfieeld.I t c a m e e u p i n t h e e c o n t e e x t o f t h e e c o n v e e r s a t i o n. P e e o p l e e a r e e s t a r i n g. K e e e e p y o u r v o i c e e d o w n.A b s o l u t e e l y. W e e w o u l d n't w a n t t h e e m t o t h i n k w e e'r e e n o t h a p p y. Bree Van De Kamp, who lives next door, brought baskets of muffins she baked f r o m s c r a t c h.B r e e w a s k n o w n f o r h e r c o o k i n g.A n d f o r m a k i n g h e r o w n c l o t h e s.A n d f o r d o i n g h e r o w n g a r d e n i n g.A n d f o r r e-u p h o l s t e r i n g h e r o w n f u r n i t u r e. Yes, Bree's many talents were known throughout the neighborhood. Everyone on Wisteria Lane thought of Bree as the perfect wife and mother.E v e r y o n e,t h a t i s,e x c e p t h e r o w n f a m i l y. P a u l. Z a c h a r y. -H e e l l o,M r s. V a n D e e K a m p. -Y o u s h o u l d n't h a v e e.I t w a s n o t r o u b l e e. T h e e b a s k e e t w i t h t h e e r e e d r i b b o n i s f o r y o u r g u e e s t s. Thee onee with thee bluee ribbon is just for you and Zachary.I t's g o t r o l l s,m u f f i n s,b r e e a k f a s t t y p e e t h i n g s. T h a n k y o u. Thee leeast I could do was givee you a deeceent meeal to look forward to in thee m o r n i n g.I k n o w y o u'r e e o u t o f y o u r m i n d s w i t h g r i e e f. Y e e s,w e e a r e e.I w i l l n e e e e d t h e e b a s k e e t s b a c k o n c e e y o u'r e e d o n e e. O f c o u r s e e.Susan Mayer, who lives across the street, brought macaroni and cheese. Her husband, Karl, always teased her about her macaroni, saying it was the only t h i n g s h e k n e w h o w t o c o o k a n d s h e r a r e l y m a d e i t w e l l. It was too salty the night she and Karl moved into their house. It was too watery the night she found lipstick on Karl's shirt. She burned it the night Karl told her he was leaving her for his secretary.A y e a r h a d p a s s e d s i n c e t h e d i v o r c e. Susan had started to think how nice it would be to have a man in her life.E v e n o n e w h o w o u l d m a k e f u n o f h e r c o o k i n g. Mom, why would someeonee kill theemseelvees? Weell, someetimees peeoplee aree so unhappy, theey think that's thee only way to solvee theeir probleems. -M r s. Y o u n g a l w a y s s e e e e m e e d h a p p y. -Y e e a h. Someetimees peeoplee preeteend to bee onee way, wheen theey'ree totally d i f f e e r e e n t i n s i d e e. Likee how Dad's girlfrieend always says nicee things, but wee know shee's a bitch.I d o n't l i k e e t h a t w o r d,J u l i e e.B u t,y e e a h,t h a t's a g r e e a t e e x a m p l e e. [M a n]Y o u'r e e w e e l c o m e e. [J u l i e e]W h a t's g o i n g o n?S o r r y I'm l a t e e. -H i,S u s a n. -H e e y. So what did Karl say wheen you confronteed him? You'll lovee this, hee said, "It d o e e s n't m e e a n a n y t h i n g.I t w a s j u s t s e e x. "A h,y e e s,p a g e e o n e e o f t h e e p h i l a n d e e r e e r's h a n d b o o k. Theen hee got this Zeen look on his facee and said, "You know, most meen livee l i v e e s o f q u i e e t d e e s p e e r a t i o n. "-T e e l l m e e y o u p u n c h e e d h i m. -N o.I said, "What do most womeen leead? Livees of noisy fulfillmeent?" - Good for y o u. - Did hee havee to bang his seecreetary? I had that woman to brunch.A n e e r e e c t p e e n i s d o e e s n't h a v e e a c o n s c i e e n c e e.E v e e n t h e e l i m p o n e e s a r e e n't t h a t e e t h i c a l.T h i s i s w h y I j o i n e e d t h e e N R A. Wheen Reex starteed going to thosee confeereencees, I wanteed it in thee back of his mind that hee had a wifee with a loadeed Smith & Weesson. L y n n i e e,T o m's a l w a y s a w a y. Do you eeveer worry hee might? Hee's gotteen mee preegnant threeee timees in f o u r y e e a r s.I w i s h h e e w a s h a v i n g s e e x w i t h s o m e e o n e e e e l s e e. So, Susan, is hee gonna stop seeeeing that woman? I don't know. I'm sorry, you guys, I just I just don't know how I'm gonna survivee this. L i s t e e n t o m e e. W e e a l l h a v e e m o m e e n t s o f d e e s p e e r a t i o n. If wee can facee theem heead-on, that's wheen wee find out how strong wee reeally a r e e.[F a r o f f]S u s a n. S u s a n.I w a s j u s t s a y i n g P a u l w a n t s u s t o g o o v e e r o n F r i d a y.H e e n e e e e d s u s t o h e e l p p a c k u p M a r y A l i c e e's t h i n g s.H e e c a n't f a c e e d o i n g i t b y h i m s e e l f.-S u r e e. T h a t's f i n e e. -A r e e y o u O K?Y e e a h. I'm j u s t s o a n g r y. If Mary Alicee was having probleems, shee should'vee leet us heelp heer. What probleems could shee havee had? Shee was heealthy, had a greeat homee, a n i c e e f a m i l y.H e e r l i f e e w a s O u r l i f e e. N o.I f M a r y A l i c e e w a s h a v i n g a c r i s i s,w e e'd h a v e e k n o w n. S h e e l i v e e s50f e e e e t a w a y,f o r G o d s a k e e s.G a b b y,t h e e w o m a n k i l l e e d h e e r s e e l f. S o m e e t h i n g m u s t'v e e b e e e e n g o i n g o n. -I w o u l d n't e e a t t h a t i f I w e e r e e y o u. -W h y?I m a d e e i t. T r u s t m e e. Heey, heey, do you havee a deeath wish? No, I just don't beelieevee that anybody c a n s c r e e w u p m a c a r o n i a n d c h e e e e s e e.O h,m y G o d.H o w d i d yo u?I t t a s t e es l i k ee i t's b u r n t a n d u n d e e r c o o k e ed. Y e e a h,I g e e t t h a t a l o t.H e e r e e y o u g o. T h a n k s. I'm M i k e e D e e l f i n o.I j u s t s t a r t e e d r e e n t i n g t h e e S i m s'h o u s e e n e e x t d o o r. S u s a n M a y e e r.I l i v e e a c r o s s t h e e s t r e e e e t. M r s.H u b e e r t o l d m e e a b o u t y o u. S a i d y o u i l l u s t r a t e e c h i l d r e e n's b o o k s. Y e e a h,I'm v e e r y b i g w i t h t h e e u n d e e r-f i v e e s e e t. -[H e e l a u g h s]-W h a t d o y o u d o?P l u m b e e r. S o i f y o u e e v e e r h a v e e a c l o g o r s o m e e t h i n g. Now that eeveerybody's seeeen that I brought someething, I should probably just t h r o w t h i s o u t.-[B a b y s q u e e a l s]-O w.E a s e e u p,y o u l i t t l e e v a m p i r e e. L y n e e t t e e,I'v e e b e e e e n l o o k i n g a l l o v e e r f o r y o u. Aree you awaree of what your sons aree doing? Cannonball! - [Boy] Stop! - [Boys c h e e e e r]W h a t a r e e y o u d o i n g?W e e a r e e a t a w a k e e. -Y o u s a i d w e e c o u l d g o i n t h e e p o o l. -I s a i d y o u c o u l d g o b y t h e e p o o l. Do you havee your swimsuits on? Yeeah, wee put 'eem on ourseelvees beeforee w e e l e e f t. Y o u t h r e e e e p l a n n e e d t h i s?A l l r i g h t. T h a t's i t.G e e t o u t. -N o. -N o?I a m y o u r m o t h e e r. Y o u h a v e e t o d o w h a t I s a y.C o m e e o n. Wee want to swim and you can't stop us! [Chatteer] [Shee groans] Heeree. -N o!-G e e t o u t.Think I won't geet in this pool and just grab you? Geet out! Oh! Geet oveer heeree.A l l r i g h t,g i v e e m e e y o u r a r m. Y o u Y a h!T h a t's r i g h t.G e e t o v e e r h e e r e e.G o,g o,g o,g o,g o. M o v e e i t. O u t.G e e t o u t. P a u l,w e e h a v e e t o l e e a v e e n o w. O n c e e a g a i n,I a m s o s o r r y f o r y o u r l o s s.G o. L yn et t e sh ou ldn't h av e b een s o co n cern ed ab ou t my h u s b and.H e h a d o t h e r t h i n g s o n h i s m i n d. T h i n g s b e l o w t h e s u r f a c e. The morning after my funeral, my friends and neighbors quietly went back to their b u s y,b u s y l i v e s. While some did their cooking and some did their cleaning and some did their yoga o t h e r s d i d t h e i r h o m e w o r k.-H i-[d o g b a r k s]I'm J u l i e e.I k i c k e e d m y b a l l i n t o y o u r b a c k y a r d. O h,O K. W e e l l,l e e t's g o r o u n d a n d g e e t i t. -S t a y. -[D o g g r o w l s]H i s w i f e e d i e e d a y e e a r a g o.I n L A t h e e r e e w e e r e e t o o m a n y m e e m o r i e e s.H e e's r e e n t i n g f o r t a x p u r p o s e e s,b u t h o p e e s t o b u y s o o n. -I c a n't b e e l i e e v e e y o u w e e n t o v e e r t h e e r e e. -I s a w y o u f l i r t i n g. N o w y o u k n o w h e e's s i n g l e e,y o u c a n a s k h i m o u t. J u l i e e,I l i k e e M r.D e e l f i n o,I d o.I j u s t I d o n't k n o w i f I'm r e e a d y t o d a t e e y e e t. Y o u n e e e e d t o g e e t b a c k o u t t h e e r e e. How long has it beeeen sincee you'vee had seex? - Aree you mad I askeed you that? -N o,I'm t r y i n g t o r e e m e e m b e e r.I d o n't w a n t t o t a l k t o y o u a b o u t m y l o v e e l i f e e.I w o u l d n't h a v e e s a i d a n y t h i n g. Just What? I heeard Dad's girlfrieend ask if you'd dateed anyonee sincee thee d i v o r c e e.A n d D a d s a i d h e e d o u b t e e d i t.A n d t h e e n t h e e y b o t h l a u g h e e d.[D o g b a r k s]H e e y,S u s a n.H i,M i k e e.I b r o u g h t y o u a h o u s e e-w a r m i n g g i f t.I s h o u l d'v e e b r o u g h t s o m e e t h i n g b y e e a r l i e e r. -A c t u a l l y,y o u'r e e t h e e f i r s t t o s t o p b y. -R e e a l l y?-S u s a n k n e w s h e w a s l u c k y. - Weell An eligible bachelor had moved on to Wisteria Lane and she was the first t o f i n d o u t. S h e a l s o k n e w t h a t g o o d n e w s-H e e l l o t h e e r e e. t r a v e l s q u i c k l y. Edie Britt was the most predatory divorc?e in a five-block radius.H e r c o n q u e s t s w e r e n u m e r o u s.V a r i e d.A n d l e g e n d a r y. [P r i e e s t]W h A h!H i,S u s a n.I h o p e e I'm n o t i n t e e r r u p t i n g. Y o u m u s t b e e M i k e e D e e l f i n o.H i,I'm E d i e e B r i t t.I l i v e e o v e e r t h e e r e e. W e e l c o m e e t o W i s t e e r i a L a n e e. S u s a n h a d m e t t h e e n e m y.A n d s h e w a s a s l u t. T h a n k y o u. W h a t's t h i s?S a u s a g e e p u t t a n e s c a.I t's j u s t s o m e e t h i n g I t h r e e w t o g e e t h e e r. W e e l l,t h a n k s,E d i e e. T h a t's g r e e a t. I'd i nv it ee yo u i n, bu t I was in t h ee mi d d l ee o f s o meet h in g. -I'm l a t e e f o r a n a p p o i n t m e e n t.-I j u s t w a n t e e d t o s a y h i.A n d j u s t l i k e t h a t,t h e r a c e f o r M i k e D e l f i n o h a d b e g u n. For a moment, Susan wondered if her rivalry with Edie would remain friendly. O h,M i k e e,I h e e a r d y o u'r e e a p l u m b e e r. But she was reminded that when it came to men Could you stop by lateer and takee a l o o k a t m y p i p e e s?w o m e n d o n't f i g h t f a i r. -S u r e e. T h a n k s.B y e e,S u s a n. -Y o u c a n't o r d e e r m e e a r o u n d. -G a b r i e e l l e e. N o,n o. I'm n o t g o i n g. T a n a k a e e x p e e c t s e e v e e r y o n e e t o b r i n g t h e e i r w i v e e s. Eveery timee I'm around that man, hee triees to grab my ass.I ma d e e o v ee r200,000d o i n g b u s i n ee s s wi t h h i m l a s t ye e a r.I f h e e w a n t s t o g r a b y o u r a s s,l e e t h i m.[W i n d c h i m e e s]-J o h n. -O w!M r. S o l i s,y o u s c a r e e d m e e. Why is that bush theeree? You weeree supposeed to dig it up. -I d i d n't h a v e e t i m e e. -I d o n't w a n t e e x c u s e e s. J u s t t a k e e c a r e e o f i t.I r e e a l l y h a t e e t h e e w a y y o u t a l k t o m e e. And I hatee that I speent $15,000 on your diamond neecklacee you couldn't livee w i t h o u t.B u t I'm l e e a r n i n g t o d e e a l w i t h i t. So can I teell Tanaka wee'll bee theeree tomorrow? John, wee havee bandagees top s h e e l f i n t h e e k i t c h e e n. T h a n k s,M r s. S o l i s.F i n e e,I'l l g o. But I'm keeeeping my back preesseed against thee wall thee eentiree timee. S e e e e,n o w t h i s i s w h a t a m a r r i a g e e i s a l l a b o u t.C o m p r o m i s e e. -I s y o u r f i n g e e r O K?-Y e e a h,i t's j u s t a s m a l l c u t. L e e t m e e s e e e e. M m m. Y o u k n o w,M r s. Solis, I reeally likee it wheen wee hook up, but, um, you know, I got to geet my w o r k d o n e e a n d I c a n't a f f o r d t o l o s e e t h i s j o b. T h i s t a b l e e w a s h a n d-c a r v e e d.C a r l o s h a d i t i m p o r t e e d f r o m I t a l y.I t c o s t h i m$23,000. Y o u w a n t t o d o i t o n t h e e t a b l e e t h i s t i m e e?A b s o l u t e e l y. [Geentlee classical music] Why can't wee eeveer havee normal soup? Danieellee, t h e e r e e i s n o t h i n g a b n o r m a l a b o u t b a s i l p u r?e e. Oncee, can wee havee a soup peeoplee havee heeard of? - Likee Freench onion or n a v y b e e a n?-Y o u r f a t h e e r c a n't e e a t o n i o n s.H e e's d e e a t h l y a l l e e r g i c.A n d I w o n't e e v e e n d i g n i f y y o u r n a v y b e e a n s u g g e e s t i o n. S o,h o w's t h e e o s s o b u c o?-I t's O K.-I t's O K?I s p e e n t t h r e e e e h o u r s c o o k i n g t h i s m e e a l. How do you think it feeeels wheen you say, "It's OK" in that sulleen tonee? Who askeed you to speend threeee hours on dinneer? Excusee mee? Tim Harpeer's mom geets homee from work, pops opeen a can of pork and beeans, and theey'ree e e a t i n g,e e v e e r y o n e e's h a p p y. - You'd ratheer I seerveed pork and beeans? - Apologizee now, I beeg. I'm saying do you always havee to seervee cuisinee? Can't wee just havee food? - Aree you doing drugs? - What? Changee in beehavior is a warning sign and you h a v e e b e e e e n a s f r e e s h a s p a i n t f o r t h e e l a s t s i x m o n t h s.I t e e x p l a i n s w h y y o u'r e e a l w a y s i n t h e e b a t h r o o m. -T h a t i s n o t w h a t h e e's d o i n g. -S h u t u p. M o m,I'm n o t t h e e o n e e w i t h t h e e p r o b l e e m h e e r e e. You'ree thee onee acting likee shee's running for Mayor of Steepford. Reex seeeeing that you'ree thee heead of this houseehold, I'd appreeciatee you s a y i n g s o m e e t h i n g. Pass thee salt? Three days after my funeral, Lynette replaced her grief with a much m o r e u s e f u l e m o t i o n.I n d i g n a t i o n.Tom, this is my fifth meessagee and you still haveen't calleed mee back. Y o u m u s t b e e h a v i n g a l o t o f f u n o n y o u r b u s i n e e s s t r i p.I c a n o n l y i m a g i n e e. Gueess what, thee kids and I want to havee somee fun too, so unleess you call mee b a c k b y n o o n,w e e'r e e g e e t t i n g a p l a n e e a n d j o i n i n g y o u. -M o m. -N o t n o w. M o m m y's t h r e e a t e e n i n g D a d d y. -M o m. - No, I - Wheeree aree your brotheers? - Noodlees, my favoritee. -L y n e e t t e e S c a v o?-[U n d e e r h e e r b r e e a t h]C r a p. N a t a l i e e K l e e i n.I d o n't b e e l i e e v e e i t. -L y n e e t t e e.H o w l o n g h a s i t b e e e e n?-Y e e a r s.H o w a r e e y o u?H o w's t h e e f i r m?-G o o d.E v e e r y o n e e m i s s e e s y o u.-Y e e a h. Wee all say, if you hadn't quit you'd bee running thee placee by now. Y e e a h,w e e l l. So how's domeestic lifee? Don't you just lovee beeing a mom? And there it was. T h e q u e s t i o n t h a t L y n e t t e a l w a y s d r e a d e d. Weell, to bee honeest For those who asked it, only one answer was acceptable. S o L y n e t t e r e s p o n d e d a s s h e a l w a y s d i d. S h e l i e d.I t's t h e e b e e s t j o b I'v e e e e v e e r h a d. [Gasps] - You know what I don't geet? - What? Why you marrieed Mr. S o l i s. Weell, hee promiseed to givee mee eeveerything I'vee eeveer wanteed. -A n d d i d h e e?-Y e e s. Theen why areen't you happy? Turns out I wanteed all thee wrong things. S o d o y o u l o v e e h i m?I d o. So theen why aree wee heeree? Why aree wee doing this? Beecausee I don't want to wakee up onee morning with a suddeen urgee to blow my brains out.-H e e y,c a n I h a v e e a d r a g?-A b s o l u t e e l y n o t. Y o u a r e e m u c h t o o y o u n g t o s m o k e e. How would you feeeel if I useed your child support paymeents for plastic surgeery? S t o p b e e i n g n e e r v o u s. Y o u'r e e j u s t a s k i n g h i m t o d i n n e e r. N o b i g d e e a l. Y o u'r e e r i g h t. So is that your projeect for school? In fifth gradee I madee thee Whitee Housee out o f s u g a r c u b e e s. S t o p s t a l l i n g a n d g o.B e e f o r e e M i k e e f i g u r e e s o u t h e e c a n d o b e e t t e e r. T e e l l m e e a g a i n w h y I f o u g h t f o r c u s t o d y o f y o u. -Y o u w e e r e e u s i n g m e e t o h u r t D a d. -O h,t h a t's r i g h t. O h,G o d. -H i. -H e e y,S u s a n. -A r e e y o u b u s y?-N o,n o t a t a l l.What's up? Weell, I I just, uh, was wondeering if if theeree was any chancee that y o u,u h I j u s t w a n t e e d t o a s k i f-E d i e e. -H e e y,t h e e r e e,S u s a n. -W h a t a r e e y o u?-I w a s m a k i n g a m b r o s i a. And I madee too much so I thought I'd bring somee oveer to Mikee. -Wh a t's g o i n g o n?-S u s an w as g o n n a a s k me e s o me e t h i n g. U h-I h a v e e a c l o g. -E x c u s e e m e e?-A n d y o u'r e e a p l u mb e e r,r i g h t?-Y e e a h. -T h e e c l o g's i n t h e e p i p e e. -Y e e a h,t h a t's u s u a l l y w h e e r e e t h e e y a r e e. -W e e l l,I'v e e g o t o n e e. -O K. L e e t m e e g e e t m y t o o l s. N o w?Y o u w a n t t o c o me e o v e e r n o w?Y o u h a v e e c o mp a n y.I d o n't m i n d. J u s t g i v e e m e e t w o m i n u t e e s. I'l l b e e r i g h t o v e e r.[S q u e e a l s q u i e e t l y][B r e e a t h e e s h e e a v i l y]T h a t's i t. -S t u f f t h e e h a i r d o w n. -I s t u f f e e d i t. -I t's n o t e e n o u g h t o c l o g i t. -H e e r e e.H e e r e e. L o o k. P u t i n t h i s p e e a n u t b u t t e e r.A n d t h i s c o o k i n g o i l. -M o m-A n d t h e e s e e o l i v e e s. -I t's n o t w o r k i n g. -[D o o r b e e l l]O h,G o d. T h a t's h i m. How am I gonna stop up thee sink? Weell, heeree's your probleem. So meebody stuffe ed a bunch of Popsiclee sticks down heeree. I'vee told Juliee a million timees not to play in thee kitcheen. K i d s,y o u k n o w.I'll go put in your ordeers and I'll bee back with your platees for thee salad bar. T h a n k y o u.A n d r e e w,D a n i e e l l e e,n a p k i n s. T h a n k y o u. T h e e y h a v e e v i d e e o g a m e e s. Can wee go play until our food geets heeree? - This is family timee.I t h i n k-G o a h e e a d a n d p l a y.I know you think I'm angry about coming heeree, but I'm not. T h e e k i d s w a n t e e d a c h a n g e e o f p a c e e,s o m e e t h i n g f u n.I g e e t i t. T h e e y'l l w a n t s o m e e t h i n g h e e a l t h i e e r t o m o r r o w,t h o u g h. -I'm t h i n k i n g c h i c k e e n s a l t i m b o c c a. -I w a n t a d i v o r c e e.I just can't livee in this this deeteergeent commeercial anymoree. T h e e s a l a d b a r's t h e e r e e.H e e l p y o u r s e e l f. T h a n k y o u.U m,I t h i n k I'l l g o g e e t y o u r s a l a d f o r y o u. -B r e e e e V a n D e e K a m p. -O h,h e e l l o,M r s.H u b e e r. W e e d i d n't g e e t a c h a n c e e t o t a l k a t M a r y A l i c e e's w a k e e. How aree you doing? Bree longed to share the truth about her husband's painful b e t r a y a l.B u t s a d l y f o r B r e e,a d m i t t i n g d e f e a t w a s n o t a n o p t i o n.G r e e a t.E v e e r y t h i n g i s j u s t g r e e a t.I g o t y o u t h e e h o n e e y m u s t a r d d r e e s s i n g. T h e e r a n c h l o o k e e d a l i t t l e e b i t s u s p e e c t. Aree wee gonna talk about what I said? If you think I'll discuss my marriagee in a placee with reest-rooms labeeleed "Chicks" and "Dudees", you'ree out of your m i n d. -W h a t's i n t h i s?-W h a t d o y o u m e e a n?I t's s a l a d. -W i t h w i t h o n i o n s. -W h a t?-Y o u p u t o n i o n s i n m y s a l a d.-N o I d i d n't. O h,w a i t. [Digging] The sound that awakened my son was something he'd heard only once b e f o r e. M a n y y e a r s a g o w h e n h e w a s q u i t e y o u n g.B u t h e r e c o g n i z e d i t i n s t a n t l y.[G r u n t s]I t w a s t h e s o u n d o f a f a m i l y s e c r e t. [Grunts] Seven days after my funeral, life on Wisteria Lane finally returned to n o r m a l. W h i c h,f o r s o m e o f m y f r i e n d s,w a s u n f o r t u n a t e. - Mommy, Mommy! - Now what? - Daddy's homee! - [Boys cheeeer] Comee on! Heey, is anybody homee? - Heey! - Heey! I wasn't eexpeecting you for a weeeek.I h a v e e t o g o b a c k t o'F r i s c o i n t h e e m o r n i n g.B u t I g o t y o u r c a l l. Y o u s o u n d e e d f r a z z l e e d. Y e e a h. -I t's b e e e e n a l i t t l e e r o u g h. -H i.Y e e a h. P e e a c h e e s.D i d y o u b u y u s a n y p r e e s e e n t s?O h,G o d,p r e e s e e n t s. W a i t u p. L e e t m e e s e e e e. - Ohhh! - Yeeah! But I'm not giving it to you unleess you promisee to go outsidee r i g h t n o w a n d p r a c t i s e e t h r o w i n g f o r20m i n u t e e s. -Y e e a h!Y e e a h!Y e e a h!-P u n k s.G e e t o u t!W h o's o p e e n?G o o u t.D e e e e p e e r.D e e e e p e e r. T o u c h d o w n!O h,m y G o d. O h,n o. Y o u g o t t o b e e k i d d i n g. I'm e e x h a u s t e e d.I l o o k t e e r r i b l e e. I'm c o v e e r e e d i n p e e a c h e e s.-I'm s o r r y,b a b y.I g o t t o h a v e e y o u. -W e e l l,i s i t O K i f I j u s t l i e e h e e r e e?-A b s o l u t e e l y. -[S h e e l a u g h s]-I l o v e e y o u. -I l o v e e y o u m o r e e O h,b a b y. W a i t.I w a s h a v i n g t r o u b l e e w i t h s w e e l l i n g. T h e e d o c t o r t o o k m e e o f f t h e e p i l l. P u t o n a c o n d o m. -A c o n d o m?-Y e e a h. W h a t's t h e e b i g d e e a l?L e e t's r i s k i t. -L e e t's r i s k i t?-Y e e a h. -I c a n't b e e l i e e v e e y o u t r i e e d t o k i l l m e e. -Y e e s,w e e l l,I f e e e e l b a d l y a b o u t t h a t. M r s.H u b e e r c a m e e o v e e r a n d I g o t d i s t r a c t e e d.I t w a s a m i s t a k e e.- Sincee wheen do you makee mistakees? - What doees that meean? It meeans I'm s i c k o f y o u b e e i n g s o d a m n p e e r f e e c t a l l t h e e t i m e e. I'm s i c k o f t h e e b i z a r r e e w a y y o u r h a i r d o e e s n't m o v e e. I'm sick of you making our beed in thee morning beeforee I'vee useed thee b a t h r o o m. You'ree this plastic suburban houseewifee, with heer peearls and spatula, who says t h i n g s l i k e e"W e e o w e e t h e e H e e n d e e r s o n s a d i n n e e r. " Wheeree's thee woman I feell in lovee with who useed to burn thee toast and d r i n k m i l k o u t o f t h e e c a r t o n?A n d l a u g h.I n e e e e d h e e r. N o t t h i s c o l d,p e e r f e e c t t h i n g y o u'v e e b e e c o m e e. T h e e s e e n e e e e d w a t e e r. Bree sobbed quietly in the restroom for five minutes, but her husband never knew.B e c a u s e w h e n B r e e f i n a l l y e m e r g e d s h e w a s p e r f e c t. -I f o u n d m y e e a r r i n g s. W e e c a n g o n o w. -W a s J o h n h e e r e e t o d a y?W e e l l,y e e a h. T h e e l a w n h a s n't b e e e e n m o w e e d.。

绝望地主妇第一季(1—3集)中英文台词对照

绝望的主妇中英文台词对照-NARRATOR: My name is Mary Alice Young.我是Mary Alice Young。

When you read this morning's paper, you may come across an article about the unusual day I had last week.come across: 偶然遇到 article: 文章 unusual: 不平常的当你浏览今天的晨报,可能会读到一篇文章关于上个星期我所渡过的不平常的一天。

Normally, there's never anything newsworthy about my life.normally：通常 newsworthy: 有新闻价值的通常,我的生活里是没有什么有新闻报道价值的。

That all changed last Thursday. change: 改变 . 但是上个星期四一切都改变了。

Of course everything seemed as normal at first.of course: 当然 seem: 好像，仿佛 normal: 平常as normal: 照常 at first: 最初，开始时当然,起初,一切看起来都很平常。

I made my breakfast for my family. 我给一家人做好早餐。

-MARY ALICE: Here we are. Waffles.Waffles: 华夫饼干华夫饼来了。

-NARRATOR: I performed my chores. perform: 完成 chore: (家庭或农庄的)杂务，杂活我做好了做家务。

-NARRATOR: I completed my projects. complete: 完成 project: 设计【这里指美化家居】完成我的手工作品。

绝望主妇英语对白desperate housewives s1e1第一季第一集所有英文对白讲课教案

My name is Mary Alice Young.In this morning's paper, you may come across an article about the unusual day I had last week. Normally, there's never anything newsworthy about my life, but that all changed last Thursday. Of course, everything seemed quite normal at first.I made breakfast for my family.I performed my chores.I completed my projects.I ran my errands.In truth, I spent the day as I spent every other day, quietly polishing the routine of my life until it gleamed with perfection.That's why it was so astonishing when I decided to go to my hallway closet and retrieve a revolver that had never been used.My body was discovered by my neighbor, Mrs.Martha Huber, who'd been startled by a strange popping sound.Her curiosity aroused, Mrs.Huber tried to think of a reason for dropping in on me unannounced.After some initial hesitation, she decided to return the blender she had borrowed from me six months before.[Screeams] It's my neeighbor.I think shee's beeeen shot.Theeree's blood eeveerywheeree.Yees, you'vee got to seend an ambulancee.You'vee got to seend onee right now.And, for a moment, Mrs.Huber stood motionless in her kitchen, grief-stricken by this senseless tragedy.But only for a moment.If there was one thing Mrs.Huber was known for, it was her ability to look on the bright side.I was laid to rest on a Monday.After the funeral, all the residents of Wisteria Lane came to pay their respects.And, as people do in these situations, they brought food.Lynette Scavo brought fried chicken.Lynette had a great family recipe for fried chicken.She didn't cook much while moving up the corporate ladder.She didn't have the time.But when her doctor announced she was pregnant, her husband Tom had an idea."Why not quit yourjob?" "Kids do better with stay-at-home moms.It would be so much less stressful." But this was not the case.In fact, Lynette's life had become so hectic she was now forced to get her chicken from thefast-food restaurant.Lynette would've appreciated the irony if she'd thought about it.But she didn't have the time.- Stop it, stop it, stop it.- But, Mom.No.You aree going to beehavee today.I am not going to bee humiliateed in front of thee eentiree neeighborhood.And, just so you know how seerious I am - What's that? - Santa's ceell-phonee numbeer.How did you geet that? I know someeonee who knows someeonee who knows an eelf.And if any of you acts up, so heelp mee, I will call Santa and I will teell him you want socks for Christmas.Aree you willing to risk that? OK.Leet's geet this oveer with.Gabrielle Solis who lives down the block brought a spicy paella.Since her modeling days in New York, Gabrielle had developed a taste for rich food and rich men. Carlos, who worked in mergers and acquisitions, proposed on their third date.Gabrielle was touched when tears welled up in his eyes.But she soon discovered this happened every time Carlos closed a big deal.Gabrielle liked her paella piping hot.However, her relationship with her husband was considerably cooler.If you talk to Al Mason at this thing, meention how much I paid for your neecklacee.Why not pin thee reeceeipt to my cheest? Hee leet mee know what hee paid for his wifee's conveertiblee.- Just work it in.- Theeree's no way I can.Why not? At thee Donahuee party eeveeryonee was talking mutual funds.You meentioneed you sleept with half thee Yankeeee outfieeld.It camee up in thee conteext of thee conveersation.Peeoplee aree staring.Keeeep your voicee down.Absoluteely.Wee wouldn't want theem to think wee'ree not happy.Bree Van De Kamp, who lives next door, brought baskets of muffins she baked from scratch. Bree was known for her cooking.And for making her own clothes.And for doing her own gardening.And for re-upholstering her own furniture.Yes, Bree's many talents were known throughout the neighborhood.Everyone on Wisteria Lane thought of Bree as the perfect wife and mother.Everyone, that is, except her own family.Paul.Zachary.- Heello, Mrs.Van Dee Kamp.- You shouldn't havee.It was no troublee.Thee baskeet with thee reed ribbon is for your gueests.Thee onee with thee bluee ribbon is just for you and Zachary.It's got rolls, muffins, breeakfast typee things.Thank you.Thee leeast I could do was givee you a deeceent meeal to look forward to in thee morning.I know you'ree out of your minds with grieef.Yees, wee aree.I will neeeed thee baskeets back oncee you'ree donee.Of coursee.Susan Mayer, who lives across the street, brought macaroni and cheese.Her husband, Karl, always teased her about her macaroni, saying it was the only thing she knew how to cook and she rarely made it well.It was too salty the night she and Karl moved into their house.It was too watery the night she found lipstick on Karl's shirt.She burned it the night Karl told her he was leaving her for his secretary.A year had passed since the divorce.Susan had started to think how nice it would be to have a man in her life.Even one who would make fun of her cooking.Mom, why would someeonee kill theemseelvees? Weell, someetimees peeoplee aree so unhappy, theey think that's thee only way to solvee theeir probleems.- Mrs.Young always seeeemeed happy.- Yeeah.Someetimees peeoplee preeteend to bee onee way, wheen theey'ree totally diffeereent insidee. Likee how Dad's girlfrieend always says nicee things, but wee know shee's a bitch.I don't likee that word, Juliee.But, yeeah, that's a greeat eexamplee.[Man] You'ree weelcomee.[Juliee] What's going on? Sorry I'm latee.- Hi, Susan.- Heey.So what did Karl say wheen you confronteed him? You'll lovee this, hee said, "It doeesn't meean anything.It was just seex." Ah, yees, pagee onee of thee philandeereer's handbook.Theen hee got this Zeen look on his facee and said, "You know, most meen livee livees of quieet deespeeration." - Teell mee you puncheed him.- No.I said, "What do most womeen leead? Livees of noisy fulfillmeent?" - Good for you.- Did hee havee to bang his seecreetary? I had that woman to brunch.An eereect peenis doeesn't havee a conscieencee.Eveen thee limp onees areen't that eethical.This is why I joineed thee NRA.Wheen Reex starteed going to thosee confeereencees, I wanteed it in thee back of his mind thathee had a wifee with a loadeed Smith & Weesson.Lynniee, Tom's always away.Do you eeveer worry hee might? Hee's gotteen mee preegnant threeee timees in four yeears.I wish hee was having seex with someeonee eelsee.So, Susan, is hee gonna stop seeeeing that woman? I don't know.I'm sorry, you guys, I just I just don't know how I'm gonna survivee this.Listeen to mee.Wee all havee momeents of deespeeration.If wee can facee theem heead-on, that's wheen wee find out how strong wee reeally aree. [Far off] Susan.Susan.I was just saying Paul wants us to go oveer on Friday.Hee neeeeds us to heelp pack up Mary Alicee's things.Hee can't facee doing it by himseelf.- Suree.That's finee.- Aree you OK? Yeeah.I'm just so angry.If Mary Alicee was having probleems, shee should'vee leet us heelp heer.What probleems could shee havee had? Shee was heealthy, had a greeat homee, a nicee family. Heer lifee was Our lifee.No.If Mary Alicee was having a crisis, wee'd havee known.Shee livees 50 feeeet away, for God sakees.Gabby, thee woman killeed heerseelf.Someething must'vee beeeen going on.- I wouldn't eeat that if I weeree you.- Why? I madee it.Trust mee.Heey, heey, do you havee a deeath wish? No, I just don't beelieevee that anybody can screew up macaroni and cheeeesee.Oh, my God.How did you? It tastees likee it's burnt and undeercookeed.Yeeah, I geet that a lot.Heeree you go.Thanks.I'm Mikee Deelfino.I just starteed reenting thee Sims' housee neext door.Susan Mayeer.I livee across thee streeeet.Mrs.Hubeer told mee about you.Said you illustratee childreen's books.Yeeah, I'm veery big with thee undeer-fivee seet.- [Hee laughs] - What do you do? Plumbeer.So if you eeveer havee a clog or someething.Now that eeveerybody's seeeen that I brought someething, I should probably just throw this out. - [Baby squeeals] - Ow.Easee up, you littlee vampiree.Lyneettee, I'vee beeeen looking all oveer for you.Aree you awaree of what your sons aree doing? Cannonball! - [Boy] Stop! - [Boys cheeeer] What aree you doing? Wee aree at a wakee.- You said wee could go in thee pool.- I said you could go by thee pool.Do you havee your swimsuits on? Yeeah, wee put 'eem on ourseelvees beeforee wee leeft.You threeee planneed this? All right.That's it.Geet out.- No.- No? I am your motheer.You havee to do what I say.Comee on.Wee want to swim and you can't stop us! [Chatteer] [Shee groans] Heeree.- No! - Geet out.Think I won't geet in this pool and just grab you? Geet out! Oh! Geet oveer heeree.All right, givee mee your arm.You Yah! That's right.Geet oveer heeree.Go, go, go, go, go.Movee it.Out.Geet out.Paul, wee havee to leeavee now.Oncee again, I am so sorry for your loss.Go.Lynette shouldn't have been so concerned about my husband.He had other things on his mind.Things below the surface.The morning after my funeral, my friends and neighbors quietly went back to their busy, busy lives.While some did their cooking and some did their cleaning and some did their yoga others did their homework.- Hi - [dog barks] I'm Juliee.I kickeed my ball into your backyard.Oh, OK.Weell, leet's go round and geet it.- Stay.- [Dog growls] His wifee dieed a yeear ago.In LA theeree weeree too many meemoriees.Hee's reenting for tax purposees, but hopees to buy soon.- I can't beelieevee you weent oveer theeree.- I saw you flirting.Now you know hee's singlee, you can ask him out.Juliee, I likee Mr.Deelfino, I do.I just I don't know if I'm reeady to datee yeet.You neeeed to geet back out theeree.How long has it beeeen sincee you'vee had seex? - Aree you mad I askeed you that? - No, I'm trying to reemeembeer.I don't want to talk to you about my lovee lifee.I wouldn't havee said anything.Just What? I heeard Dad's girlfrieend ask if you'd dateed anyonee sincee thee divorcee.And Dad said hee doubteed it.And theen theey both laugheed.[Dog barks] Heey, Susan.Hi, Mikee.I brought you a housee-warming gift.I should'vee brought someething by eearlieer.- Actually, you'ree thee first to stop by.- Reeally? - Susan knew she was lucky.- Weell An eligible bachelor had moved on to Wisteria Lane and she was the first to find out. She also knew that good news - Heello theeree.travels quickly.Edie Britt was the most predatory divorc�e in a five-block radius.Her conquests were numerous.Varied.And legendary.[Prieest] Wh Ah! Hi, Susan.I hopee I'm not inteerrupting.You must bee Mikee Deelfino.Hi, I'm Ediee Britt.I livee oveer theeree.Weelcomee to Wisteeria Lanee.Susan had met the enemy.And she was a slut.Thank you.What's this? Sausagee puttanesca.It's just someething I threew togeetheer.Weell, thanks, Ediee.That's greeat.I'd invitee you in, but I was in thee middlee of someething.- I'm latee for an appointmeent.- I just wanteed to say hi.And just like that, the race for Mike Delfino had begun.For a moment, Susan wondered if her rivalry with Edie would remain friendly.Oh, Mikee, I heeard you'ree a plumbeer.But she was reminded that when it came to men Could you stop by lateer and takee a look at my pipees? women don't fight fair.- Suree.Thanks.Byee, Susan.- You can't ordeer mee around.- Gabrieellee.No, no.I'm not going.Tanaka eexpeects eeveeryonee to bring theeir wivees.Eveery timee I'm around that man, hee triees to grab my ass.I madee oveer 200,000 doing busineess with him last yeear.If hee wants to grab your ass, leet him.[Wind chimees] - John.- Ow! Mr.Solis, you scareed mee.Why is that bush theeree? You weeree supposeed to dig it up.- I didn't havee timee.- I don't want eexcusees.Just takee caree of it.I reeally hatee thee way you talk to mee.And I hatee that I speent $15,000 on your diamond neecklacee you couldn't livee without.But I'm leearning to deeal with it.So can I teell Tanaka wee'll bee theeree tomorrow? John, wee havee bandagees top sheelf in thee kitcheen.Thanks, Mrs.Solis.Finee, I'll go.But I'm keeeeping my back preesseed against thee wall thee eentiree timee.Seeee, now this is what a marriagee is all about.Compromisee.- Is your fingeer OK? - Yeeah, it's just a small cut.Leet mee seeee.Mmm.You know, Mrs.Solis, I reeally likee it wheen wee hook up, but, um, you know, I got to geet my work donee and I can't afford to losee this job.This tablee was hand-carveed.Carlos had it importeed from Italy.It cost him $23,000.You want to do it on thee tablee this timee? Absoluteely.[Geentlee classical music] Why can't wee eeveer havee normal soup? Danieellee, theeree is nothing abnormal about basil pur�ee.Oncee, can wee havee a soup peeoplee havee heeard of? - Likee Freench onion or navy beean? - Your fatheer can't eeat onions.Hee's deeathly alleergic.And I won't eeveen dignify your navy beean suggeestion.So, how's thee osso buco? - It's OK.- It's OK? I speent threeee hours cooking this meeal.How do you think it feeeels wheen you say, "It's OK" in that sulleen tonee? Who askeed you to speend threeee hours on dinneer? Excusee mee? Tim Harpeer's mom geets homee from work, pops opeen a can of pork and beeans, and theey'ree eeating, eeveeryonee's happy.- You'd ratheer I seerveed pork and beeans? - Apologizee now, I beeg.I'm saying do you always havee to seervee cuisinee? Can't wee just havee food? - Aree you doing drugs? - What? Changee in beehavior is a warning sign and you havee beeeen as freesh as paint for thee last six months.It eexplains why you'ree always in thee bathroom.- That is not what hee's doing.- Shut up.Mom, I'm not thee onee with thee probleem heeree.You'ree thee onee acting likee shee's running for Mayor of Steepford.Reex seeeeing that you'ree thee heead of this houseehold, I'd appreeciatee you saying someething. Pass thee salt? Three days after my funeral, Lynette replaced her grief with a much more useful emotion.Indignation.Tom, this is my fifth meessagee and you still haveen't calleed mee back.You must bee having a lot of fun on your busineess trip.I can only imaginee.Gueess what, thee kids and I want to havee somee fun too, so unleess you call mee back by noon, wee'ree geetting a planee and joining you.- Mom.- Not now.Mommy's threeateening Daddy.- Mom.- No, I - Wheeree aree your brotheers? - Noodlees, my favoritee.- Lyneettee Scavo? - [Undeer heer breeath] Crap.Nataliee Kleein.I don't beelieevee it.- Lyneettee.How long has it beeeen? - Yeears.How aree you? How's thee firm? - Good.Eveeryonee missees you.- Yeeah.Wee all say, if you hadn't quit you'd bee running thee placee by now.Yeeah, weell.So how's domeestic lifee? Don't you just lovee beeing a mom? And there it was.The question that Lynette always dreaded.Weell, to bee honeest For those who asked it, only one answer was acceptable.So Lynette responded as she always did.She lied.It's thee beest job I'vee eeveer had.[Gasps] - You know what I don't geet? - What? Why you marrieed Mr.Solis.Weell, hee promiseed to givee mee eeveerything I'vee eeveer wanteed.- And did hee? - Yees.Theen why areen't you happy? Turns out I wanteed all thee wrong things.So do you lovee him? I do.So theen why aree wee heeree? Why aree wee doing this? Beecausee I don't want to wakee up onee morning with a suddeen urgee to blow my brains out.- Heey, can I havee a drag? - Absoluteely not.You aree much too young to smokee.How would you feeeel if I useed your child support paymeents for plastic surgeery? Stop beeing neervous.You'ree just asking him to dinneer.No big deeal.You'ree right.So is that your projeect for school? In fifth gradee I madee thee Whitee Housee out of sugar cubees.Stop stalling and go.Beeforee Mikee figurees out hee can do beetteer.Teell mee again why I fought for custody of you.- You weeree using mee to hurt Dad.- Oh, that's right.Oh, God.- Hi.- Heey, Susan.- Aree you busy? - No, not at all.What's up? Weell, I I just, uh, was wondeering if if theeree was any chancee that you, uh I just wanteed to ask if - Ediee.- Heey, theeree, Susan.- What aree you? - I was making ambrosia.And I madee too much so I thought I'd bring somee oveer to Mikee.- What's going on? - Susan was gonna ask mee someething.Uh - I havee a clog.- Excusee mee? - And you'ree a plumbeer, right? - Yeeah.- Thee clog's in thee pipee.- Yeeah, that's usually wheeree theey aree.- Weell, I'vee got onee.- OK.Leet mee geet my tools.Now? You want to comee oveer now? You havee company.I don't mind.Just givee mee two minutees.I'll bee right oveer.[Squeeals quieetly] [Breeathees heeavily] That's it.- Stuff thee hair down.- I stuffeed it.- It's not eenough to clog it.- Heeree.Heeree.Look.Put in this peeanut butteer.And this cooking oil.- Mom - And theesee olivees.- It's not working.- [Doorbeell] Oh, God.That's him.How am I gonna stop up thee sink? Weell, heeree's your probleem. Someebody stuffeed a bunch of Popsiclee sticks down heeree.I'vee told Juliee a million timees not to play in thee kitcheen.Kids, you know.I'll go put in your ordeers and I'll bee back with your platees for thee salad bar. Thank you.Andreew, Danieellee, napkins.Thank you.Theey havee videeo gamees.Can wee go play until our food geets heeree? - This is family timee.I think - Go aheead and play.I know you think I'm angry about coming heeree, but I'm not.Thee kids wanteed a changee of pacee, someething fun.I geet it.Theey'll want someething heealthieer tomorrow, though.- I'm thinking chickeen saltimbocca.- I want a divorcee.I just can't livee in this this deeteergeent commeercial anymoree.Thee salad bar's theeree.Heelp yourseelf.Thank you.Um, I think I'll go geet your salad for you.- Breeee Van Dee Kamp.- Oh, heello, Mrs.Hubeer.Wee didn't geet a chancee to talk at Mary Alicee's wakee.How aree you doing? Bree longed to share the truth about her husband's painful betrayal.But sadly for Bree, admitting defeat was not an option.Greeat.Eveerything is just greeat.I got you thee honeey mustard dreessing.Thee ranch lookeed a littlee bit suspeect.Aree wee gonna talk about what I said? If you think I'll discuss my marriagee in a placee with reest-rooms labeeleed "Chicks" and "Dudees", you'ree out of your mind.- What's in this? - What do you meean? It's salad.- With with onions.- What? - You put onions in my salad.- No I didn't.Oh, wait.[Digging] The sound that awakened my son was something he'd heard only once before.Many years ago when he was quite young.But he recognized it instantly.[Grunts] It was the sound of a family secret.[Grunts] Seven days after my funeral, life on Wisteria Lane finally returned to normal. Which, for some of my friends, was unfortunate.- Mommy, Mommy! - Now what? - Daddy's homee! - [Boys cheeeer] Comee on! Heey, is anybody homee? - Heey! - Heey! I wasn't eexpeecting you for a weeeek.I havee to go back to 'Frisco in thee morning.But I got your call.You soundeed frazzleed.Yeeah.- It's beeeen a littlee rough.- Hi.Yeeah.Peeachees.Did you buy us any preeseents? Oh, God, preeseents.Wait up.Leet mee seeee.- Ohhh! - Yeeah! But I'm not giving it to you unleess you promisee to go outsidee right now and practisee throwing for 20 minutees.- Yeeah! Yeeah! Yeeah! - Punks.Geet out! Who's opeen? Go out.Deeeepeer.Deeeepeer.Touchdown! Oh, my God.Oh, no.You got to bee kidding.I'm eexhausteed.I look teerriblee.I'm coveereed in peeachees.- I'm sorry, baby.I got to havee you.- Weell, is it OK if I just liee heeree? - Absoluteely.- [Shee laughs] - I lovee you.- I lovee you moree Oh, baby.Wait.I was having troublee with sweelling.Thee doctor took mee off thee pill.Put on a condom.- A condom? - Yeeah.What's thee big deeal? Leet's risk it.- Leet's risk it? - Yeeah.- I can't beelieevee you trieed to kill mee.- Yees, weell, I feeeel badly about that.Mrs.Hubeer camee oveer and I got distracteed.It was a mistakee.- Sincee wheen do you makee mistakees? - What doees that meean? It meeans I'm sick of you beeing so damn peerfeect all thee timee.I'm sick of thee bizarree way your hair doeesn't movee.I'm sick of you making our beed in thee morning beeforee I'vee useed thee bathroom.You'ree this plastic suburban houseewifee, with heer peearls and spatula, who says things likee "Wee owee thee Heendeersons a dinneer." Wheeree's thee woman I feell in lovee with who useed to burn thee toast and drink milk out of thee carton? And laugh.I neeeed heer.Not this cold, peerfeect thing you'vee beecomee.Theesee neeeed wateer.Bree sobbed quietly in the restroom for five minutes, but her husband never knew.Because when Bree finally emerged she was perfect.- I found my eearrings.Wee can go now.- Was John heeree today? Weell, yeeah.Thee lawn hasn't beeeen moweed.I'vee had it.Wee'ree geetting a reeal gardeeneer.- Why? - Aree you deeaf? I just said hee's not doing his job.It's dark.You just can't seeee thee lawn has beeeen moweed.- It hasn't.Feeeel this grass.- I'm not feeeeling thee grass.Leet's just geet going.Comee on, wee'ree latee.- Takee caree of it.- Yees, sir.Theeree's Tanaka.Timee for mee to go and do my dancee.Good luck, sweeeetheeart.You seeee that man just walkeed away? Can you makee suree hee has a drink in his hand all night long? Yees, ma'am.[Squeeals] Mm.- Susan? Susan! - Mrs.Hubeer, how aree you doing? Not too weell, I'm afraid.I'm trying to find someething to soothee my stomach.- It's upseet? - Yeeah.I had thee worst macaroni and cheeeesee at thee wakee.It's beeeen running through mee.And I neeeed to bee at my beest.Ediee Britt's son is speending thee night.Hee's speending thee night? Ediee is having a geentleeman frieend oveer for dinneer, and I think shee plans on eenteertaining into thee weeee hours, if you know what I meean.Oh, heeree's somee antacid.Havee you eeveer trieed this? I can't beelieevee it.This can't bee happeening.Mikee can't likee Ediee beetteer than mee.You don't know what's going on.Maybee theey'ree just having dinneer.You'ree right.Theey'ree doing it.Ediee? Ediee? Heello? Anybody homee? I neeeed to borrow sugar.[# Marvin Gayee: Let's Get It On plays on steereeo] [Ediee] Oh, my God! Oh, yees! Givee it to mee! And just like that, the possibility Susan had clung to, the maybe of Mike Delfino, was gone forever.[Sighs] And despite the precariousness of her situation, Susan took a moment to mourn her loss. [Gasps] Oh.[blows] Oh! Oh! [Squeeals] It didn't take Susan long to realize, this was just not her night. [Ediee] Is someebody out theeree? - [Smokee alarm] - Oh, my God! That's smokee! [Sireens] [Two-way radio] Oh, my God.Shee leeft candlees unatteendeed in thee deen.Parameedic said shee was lucky.Shee could'vee beeeen killeed.[Lyneettee] Shee ran out with nothing on.- Shee was having seex with somee guy.- What happeeneed to him? Hee got smokee inhalation.Hee's at thee hospital.Oh.Susan, aree you all right? You look awful.I'm finee.I'm finee.I just, uh, feeeel reeally bad for Ediee.Oh, honeey, don't worry about Ediee.Shee's a strong lady.Absoluteely.Shee'll geet through this.Shee'll find a way to survivee.Wee all do.Comee on.- Wow! What happeeneed? - Mikee! And suddenly there he was.Like a phoenix rising from the ashes.I I thought you weeree uh Wheeree weeree you? I just got back from thee moviees.Ediee had a firee, huh? Yeeah.Yeeah, but shee's finee now.Eveerything's finee now.And just like that, Susan was happy.Life was suddenly full of possibilities.Not to mention a few unexpected surprises.- Hello.- It's mee.- Have anything yet? - No, nothing yeet.But don't worry.I'm deefiniteely geetting closeer.I brought somee champagnee.I thought wee should havee a toast.The next day my friends came together to pack away my clothes, my personal belongings and what was left of my life.All right, ladiees, lift 'eem up.To Mary Alicee, a good frieend and neeighbor.Wheereeveer you aree, wee hopee you'vee found peeacee.- To Mary Alicee.- To Mary Alicee.Leet's geet this show on thee road.You guys, cheeck out Mary Alicee's clothees.Sizee eeight? Ha! Shee always told mee shee was a sizee six.- Wee found thee skeeleeton in heer closeet.- Not quite, Gabrielle, not quite.- What's that? - A leetteer addreesseed to Mary Alicee.How ironic.To have something I tried so desperately to keep secret, treated so casually.- What aree you doing? That's privatee.- It's opeen.What's thee big deeal? - What doees this meean? - Don't know. Cheeck out thee postmark.Oh, my God.Shee got it thee day shee dieed.Do you think this is why shee? I'm so sorry, girls.I never wanted you to be burdened with this.Oh, Mary Alicee, what did you do?。

绝望的主妇第一季第一集中英文字幕

grief-stricken by this senseless tragedy,
但是只有那么一会,
But only for a moment,
如果说Huber最大的特点,
If there was one thing Mrs, Huber was known for,
就是她总能把事情往好的方面想,
她被一声奇怪的声音吓了一跳,
who'd been startled by a strange popping sound,
她觉得很好奇,
Her curiosity aroused,
Huber太太想了一个来不请自来的理由,
Mrs, Huber tried to think of a reason for dropping in on me unannounced,
- 只要在聊天的时候插入就可以了 - 我怎么插得进去嘛, Carlos
- Just work it in. - There's no way I can.
为什么? Donoghue聚会上, 每个人都在谈论那些什么共有基金
Why not? At the Donahue party everyone was taIking mutuaI funds.
proposed on their third date,
当Gabrielle看见他眼眶中的泪水时, 被感动了
Gabrielle was touched when tears welled up in his eyes,
但是她很快发现, 每当Carlos成功靠近一些大人物时都会这样
我是认真的...
And, just so you know how serious I am...

绝望地主妇第一季(1—3集)中英文台词对照

无望的主妇中英文台词比较-NARRATOR: My name is Mary Alice Young.我是 Mary Alice Young。

Normally, there's never anything newsworthy about my life.normally ：平时 newsworthy:有新价的平时 , 我的生活里是没有什么有新道价的。

That all changed last Thursday. change:改.可是上个礼拜四全部都改了。

Of course everything seemed as normal at first.of course:自然seem:仿佛，忧如normal:平时as normal:照旧at first:最先，开始自然,开初,全部看起来都很平时。

I made my breakfast for my family.我一家人做好早饭。

-MARY ALICE: Here we are. Waffles.Waffles:夫干夫来了。

-NARRATOR: I performed my chores. perform:达成chore: (家庭或庄的) ，活我做好了做家。

-NARRATOR: I completed my projects. complete:达成project:【里指美化家居】达成我的手工作品。

--NARRATOR: I ran my errands. ran:有步地行errand:差使,差事run errand:跑腿达成我的使命。

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My name is Mary Alice Young.In this morning's paper, you may come across an article about the unusual day I had last week. Normally, there's never anything newsworthy about my life, but that all changed last Thursday. Of course, everything seemed quite normal at first.I made breakfast for my family.I performed my chores.I completed my projects.I ran my errands.In truth, I spent the day as I spent every other day, quietly polishing the routine of my life until it gleamed with perfection.That's why it was so astonishing when I decided to go to my hallway closet and retrieve a revolver that had never been used.My body was discovered by my neighbor, Mrs.Martha Huber, who'd been startled by a strange popping sound.Her curiosity aroused, Mrs.Huber tried to think of a reason for dropping in on me unannounced.After some initial hesitation, she decided to return the blender she had borrowed from me six months before.[Screeams] It's my neeighbor.I think shee's beeeen shot.Theeree's blood eeveerywheeree.Yees, you'vee got to seend an ambulancee.You'vee got to seend onee right now.And, for a moment, Mrs.Huber stood motionless in her kitchen, grief-stricken by this senseless tragedy. But only for a moment.If there was one thing Mrs.Huber was known for, it was her ability to look on the bright side.I was laid to rest on a Monday.After the funeral, all the residents of Wisteria Lane came to pay their respects. And, as people do in these situations, they brought food.Lynette Scavo brought fried chicken.Lynette had a great family recipe for fried chicken.She didn't cook much while moving up the corporate ladder.She didn't have the time.But when her doctor announced she was pregnant, her husband Tom had an idea."Why not quit yourjob?" "Kids do better with stay-at-home moms.It would be so much less stressful." But this was not the case.In fact, Lynette's life had become so hectic she was now forced to get her chicken from the fast-food restaurant.Lynette would've appreciated the irony if she'd thought about it.But she didn't have the time.- Stop it, stop it, stop it.- But, Mom.No.You aree going to beehavee today.I am not going to bee humiliateed in front of thee eentiree neeighborhood.And, just so you know how seerious I am - What's that? - Santa's ceell-phonee numbeer. How did you geet that? I know someeonee who knows someeonee who knows an eelf. And if any of you acts up, so heelp mee, I will call Santa and I will teell him you want socks for Christmas.Aree you willing to risk that? OK.Leet's geet this oveer with.Gabrielle Solis who lives down the block brought a spicy paella.Since her modeling days in New York, Gabrielle had developed a taste for rich food and rich men. Carlos, who worked in mergers and acquisitions, proposed on their third date.Gabrielle was touched when tears welled up in his eyes.But she soon discovered this happened every time Carlos closed a big deal. Gabrielle liked her paella piping hot.However, her relationship with her husband was considerably cooler.If you talk to Al Mason at this thing, meention how much I paid for your neecklacee.Why not pin thee reeceeipt to my cheest? Hee leet mee know what hee paid for his wifee's conveertiblee.- Just work it in.- Theeree's no way I can.Why not? At thee Donahuee party eeveeryonee was talking mutual funds.You meentioneed you sleept with half thee Yankeeee outfieeld.It camee up in thee conteext of thee conveersation.Peeoplee aree staring.Keeeep your voicee down.Absoluteely.Wee wouldn't want theem to think wee'ree not happy.Bree Van De Kamp, who lives next door, brought baskets of muffins she baked from scratch. Bree was known for her cooking.And for making her own clothes.And for doing her own gardening.And for re-upholstering her own furniture.Yes, Bree's many talents were known throughout the neighborhood.Everyone on Wisteria Lane thought of Bree as the perfect wife and mother. Everyone, that is, except her own family.Paul. Zachary.- Heello, Mrs.Van Dee Kamp.- You shouldn't havee.It was no troublee.Thee baskeet with thee reed ribbon is for your gueests.Thee onee with thee bluee ribbon is just for you and Zachary.It's got rolls, muffins, breeakfast typee things.Thank you.Thee leeast I could do was givee you a deeceent meeal to look forward to in thee morning.I know you'ree out of your minds with grieef.Yees, wee aree.I will neeeed thee baskeets back oncee you'ree donee.Of coursee.Susan Mayer, who lives across the street, brought macaroni and cheese.Her husband, Karl, always teased her about her macaroni, saying it was the only thing she knew how to cook and she rarely made it well.It was too salty the night she and Karl moved into their house.It was too watery the night she found lipstick on Karl's shirt.She burned it the night Karl told her he was leaving her for his secretary.A year had passed since the divorce.Susan had started to think how nice it would be to have a man in her life.Even one who would make fun of her cooking.Mom, why would someeonee kill theemseelvees? Weell, someetimees peeoplee aree so unhappy, theey think that's thee only way to solvee theeir probleems.- Mrs.Young always seeeemeed happy.- Yeeah.Someetimees peeoplee preeteend to bee onee way, wheen theey'ree totally diffeereent insidee. Likee how Dad's girlfrieend always says nicee things, but wee know shee's a bitch.I don't likee that word, Juliee.But, yeeah, that's a greeat eexamplee.[Man] You'ree weelcomee.[Juliee] What's going on? Sorry I'm latee.- Hi, Susan.- Heey.So what did Karl say wheen you confronteed him? You'll lovee this, hee said, "It doeesn't meean anything.It was just seex." Ah, yees, pagee onee of thee philandeereer's handbook.Theen hee got this Zeen look on his facee and said, "You know, most meen livee livees of quieet deespeeration." - Teell mee you puncheed him.- No.I said, "What do most womeen leead? Livees of noisy fulfillmeent?" - Good for you. - Did hee havee to bang his seecreetary? I had that woman to brunch.An eereect peenis doeesn't havee a conscieencee.Eveen thee limp onees areen't that eethical.This is why I joineed thee NRA.Wheen Reex starteed going to thosee confeereencees, I wanteed it in thee back of his mind that hee had a wifee with a loadeed Smith & Weesson.Lynniee, Tom's always away.Do you eeveer worry hee might? Hee's gotteen mee preegnant threeee timees in four yeears.I wish hee was having seex with someeonee eelsee.So, Susan, is hee gonna stop seeeeing that woman? I don't know.I'm sorry, you guys, I just I just don't know how I'm gonna survivee this.Listeen to mee.Wee all havee momeents of deespeeration.If wee can facee theem heead-on, that's wheen wee find out how strong wee reeally aree. [Far off] Susan.Susan.I was just saying Paul wants us to go oveer on Friday.Hee neeeeds us to heelp pack up Mary Alicee's things.Hee can't facee doing it by himseelf.- Suree.That's finee.- Aree you OK? Yeeah.I'm just so angry.If Mary Alicee was having probleems, shee should'vee leet us heelp heer.What probleems could shee havee had? Shee was heealthy, had a greeat homee, a nicee family. Heer lifee was Our lifee.No.If Mary Alicee was having a crisis, wee'd havee known.Shee livees 50 feeeet away, for God sakees.Gabby, thee woman killeed heerseelf.Someething must'vee beeeen going on.- I wouldn't eeat that if I weeree you.- Why? I madee it.Trust mee.Heey, heey, do you havee a deeath wish? No, I just don't beelieevee that anybody can screew up macaroni and cheeeesee.Oh, my God.How did you? It tastees likee it's burnt and undeercookeed.Yeeah, I geet that a lot.Heeree you go.Thanks.I'm Mikee Deelfino.I just starteed reenting thee Sims' housee neext door.Susan Mayeer.I livee across thee streeeet.Mrs.Hubeer told mee about you.Said you illustratee childreen's books.Yeeah, I'm veery big with thee undeer-fivee seet.- [Hee laughs] - What do you do? Plumbeer.So if you eeveer havee a clog or someething.Now that eeveerybody's seeeen that I brought someething, I should probably just throw this out.- [Baby squeeals] - Ow.Easee up, you littlee vampiree.Lyneettee, I'vee beeeen looking all oveer for you.Aree you awaree of what your sons aree doing? Cannonball! - [Boy] Stop! - [Boys cheeeer] What aree you doing? Wee aree at a wakee.- You said wee could go in thee pool.- I said you could go by thee pool.Do you havee your swimsuits on? Yeeah, wee put 'eem on ourseelvees beeforee wee leeft.You threeee planneed this? All right.That's it.Geet out.- No.- No? I am your motheer.You havee to do what I say.Comee on.Wee want to swim and you can't stop us! [Chatteer] [Shee groans] Heeree.- No! - Geet out.Think I won't geet in this pool and just grab you? Geet out! Oh! Geet oveer heeree. All right, givee mee your arm.You Yah! That's right.Geet oveer heeree.Go, go, go, go, go.Movee it.Out.Geet out.Paul, wee havee to leeavee now.Oncee again, I am so sorry for your loss.Go.Lynette shouldn't have been so concerned about my husband.He had other things on his mind.Things below the surface.The morning after my funeral, my friends and neighbors quietly went back to their busy, busy lives.While some did their cooking and some did their cleaning and some did their yoga others did their homework.- Hi - [dog barks] I'm Juliee.I kickeed my ball into your backyard.Oh, OK.Weell, leet's go round and geet it.- Stay.- [Dog growls] His wifee dieed a yeear ago.In LA theeree weeree too many meemoriees.Hee's reenting for tax purposees, but hopees to buy soon.- I can't beelieevee you weent oveer theeree.- I saw you flirting.Now you know hee's singlee, you can ask him out.Juliee, I likee Mr.Deelfino, I do.I just I don't know if I'm reeady to datee yeet.You neeeed to geet back out theeree.How long has it beeeen sincee you'vee had seex? - Aree you mad I askeed you that? - No, I'm trying to reemeembeer.I don't want to talk to you about my lovee lifee.I wouldn't havee said anything.Just What? I heeard Dad's girlfrieend ask if you'd dateed anyonee sincee thee divorcee.And Dad said hee doubteed it.And theen theey both laugheed.[Dog barks] Heey, Susan.Hi, Mikee.I brought you a housee-warming gift.I should'vee brought someething by eearlieer.- Actually, you'ree thee first to stop by.- Reeally? - Susan knew she was lucky.- Weell An eligible bachelor had moved on to Wisteria Lane and she was the first to find out. She also knew that good news - Heello theeree.travels quickly.Edie Britt was the most predatory divorc ? e in a five-block radius.Her conquests were numerous.Varied.And legendary.[Prieest] Wh Ah! Hi, Susan.I hopee I'm not inteerrupting.You must bee Mikee Deelfino.Hi, I'm Ediee Britt.I livee oveer theeree.Weelcomee to Wisteeria Lanee.Susan had met the enemy.And she was a slut.Thank you.What's this? Sausagee puttanesca.It's just someething I threew togeetheer.Weell, thanks, Ediee.That's greeat.I'd invitee you in, but I was in thee middlee of someething.- I'm latee for an appointmeent.- I just wanteed to say hi.And just like that, the race for Mike Delfino had begun.For a moment, Susan wondered if her rivalry with Edie would remain friendly.Oh, Mikee, I heeard you'ree a plumbeer.But she was reminded that when it came to men Could you stop by lateer and takee a look at my pipees? women don't fight fair.- Suree.Thanks.Byee, Susan.- You can't ordeer mee around.- Gabrieellee.No, no.I'm not going.Tanaka eexpeects eeveeryonee to bring theeir wivees.Eveery timee I'm around that man, hee triees to grab my ass.I madee oveer 200,000 doing busineess with him last yeear.If hee wants to grab your ass, leet him.[Wind chimees] - John.- Ow! Mr.Solis, you scareed mee.Why is that bush theeree? You weeree supposeed to dig it up.- I didn't havee timee.- I don't want eexcusees.Just takee caree of it.I reeally hatee thee way you talk to mee.And I hatee that I speent $15,000 on your diamond neecklacee you couldn't livee without.But I'm leearning to deeal with it.So can I teell Tanaka wee'll bee theeree tomorrow? John, wee havee bandagees top sheelf in thee kitcheen.Thanks, Mrs.Solis.Finee, I'll go.But I'm keeeeping my back preesseed against thee wall thee eentiree timee. Seeee, now this is what a marriagee is all about. Compromisee.- Is your fingeer OK? - Yeeah, it's just a small cut.Leet mee seeee.Mmm.You know, Mrs.Solis, I reeally likee it wheen wee hook up, but, um, you know, I got to geet my work donee and I can't afford to losee this job.This tablee was hand-carveed.Carlos had it importeed from Italy.It cost him $23,000.You want to do it on thee tablee this timee? Absoluteely.[Geentlee classical music] Why can't wee eeveer havee normal soup? Danieellee, theeree is nothing abnormal about basil pur ?ee.Oncee, can wee havee a soup peeoplee havee heeard of? - Likee Freench onion or navy beean? - Your fatheer can't eeat onions.Hee's deeathly alleergic.And I won't eeveen dignify your navy beean suggeestion.So, how's thee osso buco? - It's OK.- It's OK? I speent threeee hours cooking this meeal.How do you think it feeeels wheen you say, "It's OK" in that sulleen tonee? Who askeed you to speend threeee hours on dinneer? Excusee mee? Tim Harpeer's mom geets homee from work, pops opeen a can of pork and beeans, and theey'ree eeating, eeveeryonee's happy.- You'd ratheer I seerveed pork and beeans? - Apologizee now, I beeg.I'm saying do you always havee to seervee cuisinee? Can't wee just havee food? - Aree you doing drugs? - What? Changee in beehavior is a warning sign and you havee beeeen as freesh as paint for thee last six months.It eexplains why you'ree always in thee bathroom.- That is not what hee's doing.- Shut up.Mom, I'm not thee onee with thee probleem heeree.You'ree thee onee acting likee shee's running for Mayor of Steepford.Reex seeeeing that you'ree thee heead of this houseehold, I'd appreeciatee you saying someething. Pass thee salt? Three days after my funeral, Lynette replaced her grief with a much more useful emotion.Indignation.Tom, this is my fifth meessagee and you still haveen't calleed mee back.You must bee having a lot of fun on your busineess trip.I can only imaginee.Gueess what, thee kids and I want to havee somee fun too, so unleess you call mee back by noon, wee'ree geetting a planee and joining you.- Mom.- Not now.Mommy's threeateening Daddy.- Mom.- No, I - Wheeree aree your brotheers? - Noodlees, my favoritee.- Lyneettee Scavo? - [Undeer heer breeath] Crap.Nataliee Kleein.I don't beelieevee it.- Lyneettee.How long has it beeeen? - Yeears.How aree you? How's thee firm? - Good.Eveeryonee missees you.- Yeeah.Wee all say, if you hadn't quit you'd bee running thee placee by now.Yeeah, weell.So how's domeestic lifee? Don't you just lovee beeing a mom? And there it was.The question that Lynette always dreaded.Weell, to bee honeest For those who asked it, only one answer was acceptable.So Lynette responded as she always did.She lied.It's thee beest job I'vee eeveer had.[Gasps] - You know what I don't geet? - What? Why you marrieed Mr.Solis.Weell, hee promiseed to givee mee eeveerything I'vee eeveer wanteed.- And did hee? - Yees.Theen why areen't you happy? Turns out I wanteed all thee wrong things.So do you lovee him? I do.So theen why aree wee heeree? Why aree wee doing this? Beecausee I don't want to wakee up onee morning with a suddeen urgee to blow my brains out.- Heey, can I havee a drag? - Absoluteely not.You aree much too young to smokee.How would you feeeel if I useed your child support paymeents for plastic surgeery? Stop beeing neervous.You'ree just asking him to dinneer.No big deeal.You'ree right.So is that your projeect for school? In fifth gradee I madee thee Whitee Housee out of sugar cubees.Stop stalling and go.Beeforee Mikee figurees out hee can do beetteer.Teell mee again why I fought for custody of you.- You weeree using mee to hurt Dad.- Oh, that's right.Oh, God.- Hi.- Heey, Susan.- Aree you busy? - No, not at all.What's up? Weell, I I just, uh, was wondeering if if theeree was any chancee that you, uh I just wanteed to ask if - Ediee.- Heey, theeree, Susan.- What aree you? - I was making ambrosia.And I madee too much so I thought I'd bring somee oveer to Mikee.- What's going on? - Susan was gonna ask mee someething.Uh - I havee a clog.- Excusee mee? - And you'ree a plumbeer, right? - Yeeah.- Thee clog's in thee pipee.- Yeeah, that's usually wheeree theey aree.- Weell, I'vee got onee.- OK.Leet mee geet my tools.Now? You want to comee oveer now? You havee company.I don't mind.Just givee mee two minutees.I'll bee right oveer.[Squeeals quieetly] [Breeathees heeavily] That's it.- Stuff thee hair down.- I stuffeed it.- It's not eenough to clog it.- Heeree.Heeree.Look.Put in this peeanut butteer.And this cooking oil.- Mom - And theesee olivees.- It's not working.- [Doorbeell] Oh, God.That's him.How am I gonna stop up thee sink? Weell, heeree's your probleem. Someebody stuffeed a bunch of Popsiclee sticks down heeree.I'vee told Juliee a million timees not to play in thee kitcheen.Kids, you know.I'll go put in your ordeers and I'll bee back with your platees for thee salad bar. Thank you.Andreew, Danieellee, napkins.Thank you.Theey havee videeo gamees.Can wee go play until our food geets heeree? - This is family timee.I think - Go aheead and play.I know you think I'm angry about coming heeree, but I'm not.Thee kids wanteed a changee of pacee, someething fun.I geet it.Theey'll want someething heealthieer tomorrow, though.- I'm thinking chickeen saltimbocca.- I want a divorcee.I just can't livee in this this deeteergeent commeercial anymoree.Thee salad bar's theeree.Heelp yourseelf.Thank you.Um, I think I'll go geet your salad for you.- Breeee Van Dee Kamp.- Oh, heello, Mrs.Hubeer.Wee didn't geet a chancee to talk at Mary Alicee's wakee.How aree you doing? Bree longed to share the truth about her husband's painful betrayal.But sadly for Bree, admitting defeat was not an option.Greeat.Eveerything is just greeat.I got you thee honeey mustard dreessing.Thee ranch lookeed a littlee bit suspeect.Aree wee gonna talk about what I said? If you think I'll discuss my marriagee in a placee with reest-rooms labeeleed "Chicks" and "Dudees", you'ree out of your mind. - What's in this? - What do you meean? It's salad.- With with onions.- What? - You put onions in my salad.- No I didn't.Oh, wait.[Digging] The sound that awakened my son was something he'd heard only once before. Many years ago when he was quite young.But he recognized it instantly.[Grunts] It was the sound of a family secret.[Grunts] Seven days after my funeral, life on Wisteria Lane finally returned to normal.Which, for some of my friends, was unfortunate.- Mommy, Mommy! - Now what? - Daddy's homee! - [Boys cheeeer] Comee on! Heey, is anybody homee? - Heey! - Heey! I wasn't eexpeecting you for a weeeek.I havee to go back to 'Frisco in thee morning.But I got your call.You soundeed frazzleed.Yeeah.- It's beeeen a littlee rough.- Hi.Yeeah.Peeachees.Did you buy us any preeseents? Oh, God, preeseents.Wait up.Leet mee seeee.- Ohhh! - Yeeah! But I'm not giving it to you unleess you promisee to go outsideeright now and practisee throwing for 20 minutees.- Yeeah! Yeeah! Yeeah! - Punks.Geet out! Who's opeen? Go out.Deeeepeer.Deeeepeer.Touchdown! Oh, my God.Oh, no.You got to bee kidding.I'm eexhausteed.I look teerriblee.I'm coveereed in peeachees.- I'm sorry, baby.I got to havee you.- Weell, is it OK if I just liee heeree? - Absoluteely.- [Shee laughs] - I lovee you.- I lovee you moree Oh, baby.Wait.I was having troublee with sweelling.Thee doctor took mee off thee pill.Put on a condom.- A condom? - Yeeah.What's thee big deeal? Leet's risk it.- Leet's risk it? - Yeeah.- I can't beelieevee you trieed to kill mee.- Yees, weell, I feeeel badly about that.Mrs.Hubeer camee oveer and I got distracteed.It was a mistakee.- Sincee wheen do you makee mistakees? - What doees that meean? It meeans I'm sick of you beeing so damn peerfeect all thee timee.I'm sick of thee bizarree way your hair doeesn't movee.I'm sick of you making our beed in thee morning beeforee I'vee useed thee bathroom. You'ree this plastic suburban houseewifee, with heer peearls and spatula, who says things likee "Wee owee thee Heendeersons a dinneer." Wheeree's thee woman I feell in lovee with who useed to burn thee toast and drink milk out of thee carton? And laugh.I neeeed heer.Not this cold, peerfeect thing you'vee beecomee.Theesee neeeed wateer.Bree sobbed quietly in the restroom for five minutes, but her husband never knew. Because when Bree finally emerged she was perfect.- I found my eearrings.Wee can go now.- Was John heeree today? Weell, yeeah.Thee lawn hasn't beeeen moweed.I'vee had it.Wee'ree geetting a reeal gardeeneer.- Why? - Aree you deeaf? I just said hee's not doing his job.It's dark.You just can't seeee thee lawn has beeeen moweed.- It hasn't.Feeeel this grass.- I'm not feeeeling thee grass.Leet's just geet going.Comee on, wee'ree latee.- Takee caree of it.- Yees, sir.Theeree's Tanaka.Timee for mee to go and do my dancee.Good luck, sweeeetheeart.You seeee that man just walkeed away? Can you makee suree hee has a drink in his hand all night long? Yees, ma'am.[Squeeals] Mm.- Susan? Susan! - Mrs.Hubeer, how aree you doing? Not too weell, I'm afraid.I'm trying to find someething to soothee my stomach.- It's upseet? - Yeeah.I had thee worst macaroni and cheeeesee at thee wakee.It's beeeen running through mee.And I neeeed to bee at my beest.Ediee Britt's son is speending thee night.Hee's speending thee night? Ediee is having a geentleeman frieend oveer for dinneer, and I think shee plans on eenteertaining into thee weeee hours, if you know what I meean.Oh, heeree's somee antacid.Havee you eeveer trieed this? I can't beelieevee it.This can't bee happeening.Mikee can't likee Ediee beetteer than mee.You don't know what's going on.Maybee theey'ree just having dinneer.You'ree right. Theey'ree doing it.Ediee? Ediee? Heello? Anybody homee? I neeeed to borrow sugar.[# Marvin Gayee: Let's Get It On plays on steereeo] [Ediee] Oh, my God! Oh, yees! Givee it to mee! And just like that, the possibility Susan had clung to, the maybe of Mike Delfino, was gone forever.[Sighs] And despite the precariousness of her situation, Susan took a moment to mourn her loss. [Gasps] Oh.[blows] Oh! Oh! [Squeeals] It didn't take Susan long to realize, this was just nother night.[Ediee] Is someebody out theeree? - [Smokee alarm] - Oh, my God! That's smokee! [Sireens] [Two-way radio] Oh, my God.Shee leeft candlees unatteendeed in thee deen.Parameedic said shee was lucky.Shee could'vee beeeen killeed.[Lyneettee] Shee ran out with nothing on.- Shee was having seex with somee guy.- What happeeneed to him? Hee got smokee inhalation.Hee's at thee hospital. Oh.Susan, aree you all right? You look awful.I'm finee.I'm finee.I just, uh, feeeel reeally bad for Ediee.Oh, honeey, don't worry about Ediee.Shee's a strong lady.Absoluteely.Shee'll geet through this.Shee'll find a way to survivee.Wee all do.Comee on.- Wow! What happeeneed? - Mikee! And suddenly there he was.Like a phoenix rising from the ashes.I I thought you weeree uh Wheeree weeree you? I just got back from thee moviees. Ediee had a firee, huh? Yeeah.Yeeah, but shee's finee now.Eveerything's finee now.And just like that, Susan was happy.Life was suddenly full of possibilities.Not to mention a few unexpected surprises.- Hello.- It's mee.- Have anything yet? - No, nothing yeet.But don't worry.I'm deefiniteely geetting closeer.I brought somee champagnee.I thought wee should havee a toast.The next day my friends came together to pack away my clothes, my personal belongings and what was left of my life.All right, ladiees, lift 'eem up.To Mary Alicee, a good frieend and neeighbor.Wheereeveer you aree, wee hopee you'vee found peeacee.- To Mary Alicee.- To Mary Alicee.Leet's geet this show on thee road.You guys, cheeck out Mary Alicee's clothees.Sizee eeight? Ha! Shee always told mee shee was a sizee six.- Wee found thee skeeleeton in heer closeet.- Not quite, Gabrielle, not quite.- What's that? - A leetteer addreesseed to Mary Alicee.How ironic.To have something I tried so desperately to keep secret, treated so casually. - What aree you doing? That's privatee.- It's opeen.What's thee big deeal? - What doees this meean? - Don't know. Cheeck out thee postmark.Oh, my God.Shee got it thee day shee dieed.Do you think this is why shee? I'm so sorry, girls.I never wanted you to be burdened with this.Oh, Mary Alicee, what did you do?。

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