最新英语脱口秀

Hi guys, long time no see, have been a while not talking to you guys. Welcome to the brand new talk show, NickintheHouse. I will talk about things like myself, or the hot social topics. I hope you like it.

大家好，好久不见，有段时间没跟大家见面了。欢迎大家来到我全新的脱口秀视频，我在这里会用自己的方式点评下社会热点自己身边的趣事等等。希望你们能喜欢。I heard that the Traditional Chinese English is hot now. A lot of people had watched video that a CCTV journalist was interviewing a Zanbiya development director Andrew. The classic sentence is: How do you see China's DE'VE'LO'P'MENT in RE'CENT'L Y years. I got to say that it was really fun.

But I think this journalist will be under a lot of pressure, come on, give the guy a break. Furthermore, English is just a language tool, if you can understand what I am talking about, Andrew can understands what I am talking about, Lilei han meimei can understand each other, so that is enough. (just like cursing, you understand it, and you cursing back need a accent? ) (动作骂人) Most importantly, accent is a beautiful thing; it is passed down from our pioneers, generation from generation. We respect the culture, I am really proud of it, because I have an accent.

我听说中国传统#中式英语#最近又火了。相信许多人都看了那段央视记者用英语采访赞比亚发展委总监“按住”先生。那句最经典的：How do you see China's DE'VE'LO'P'MENT in RE'CENT'L Y years，我不得不说，这段视频很有趣。但是我想这个记者现在身上一定有着不小的压力，朋友们，放他一马吧。再说了，英语其实就是一个语言工具，如果你明白我在说什么，“按住”先生明白我在说什么，李雷韩美美互相能明白对方的意思，这就足够了。就像骂人一样，你听明白了，回骂就够了，需要口音吗？

最重要的是，口音是一种特有的艺术，它也是一辈传一辈，代代相传下来的。我们尊重传统文化，我有口音，我骄傲！According to Some official publicity department’s report, there are around 100 floating bodies in certain area from Yellow river every year, but it is said that it won’t affect the water’s quality, which meets the national water standard. Some people are whining about it:no, the water is bad, this is my country, full of its characteristic, blabalbal. Don’t bitch about it; you guys have drunk it for hundreds of years, now you become a smarty? Hang*3? Suck it up, like Peter Russell said, be a man!

Mommy, today’s water taste like pig, shut up and drink it, don’t be a sissy girl, be a man. Mommy, today’s water taste like diesel, drink it, shut up and drink it, don’t be a sissy girl, be a man.

Mommy, today’s water taste like shitty feet, drink it, shut up and drink it, don’t be a sissy girl, be a super man.

根据某宣传部通报：平均每年在黄河某段漂浮的尸体约有100具，水质正常，符合标准，未出现因浮尸影响黄河水质情况. 但是有些人就开始抱怨了，擦，水质太差，这就是我们的家园，太富有China特色了，等等等。各位别吵吵了，老百姓都喝了好几百年了，怎么现在才想起了呢？啊啊啊？适者生存，就像Peter Russell常说的，爷们点！！

妈妈，今天这水喝起来跟腐味猪汤一个味。闭嘴悄悄喝，别像个小孩一样，要像爷们一样去战斗。

妈妈，今天这水喝起来跟柴油一个味。闭嘴悄悄喝，别像个小孩一样，像爷们一样去战斗。妈妈，今天这水喝起来跟Cua赛的臭脚一个味，闭嘴悄悄喝，别像个小孩一样，像能飞的爷们一样去战斗。What a legendary win by Chinese football team, amazing and unbelievable victory for the team also for their people, they are the heroes of all times. The whole nation is going crazy about this. The national television reported this repeatedly, the whole world can not overlook the football power of China. Do they win the world cup? No they don’t, they just win