中文诗配英文句幽默

中文诗配英文句幽默

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十年生死两茫茫，不思量，forever young，千里孤坟，everything’s gone。纵使相逢应不识，尘满面，hair’s long。

昨夜幽梦忽还乡，小轩窗，sing sad song，相顾无言，only tears down。料得年年断肠处，明月夜， hold on。

众里寻他千百度，蓦然回首，Hey，hello,how are you

问君能有几多愁，easy come ,easy go

满园春色关不住,as the pandas love bamboo

两只黄鹂鸣翠柳，what place shall we go？

江山如此多娇，you are so small，惜秦皇汉武，too simple；唐宗宋祖，sometime naive。一代天骄，成吉思汗，have nothing fun。俱往矣，数风流人物,never go to school

但使龙城飞将在， I’ll have another pie .

昨夜西风凋碧树，独上高楼，watching Chairman Hu

两岸猿声啼不住，we have no freedom in the zoo

林花谢了春红，太匆匆,where is my iphone？

身无彩凤双飞翼，keep away from me！

春城无处不飞花，let’s go to the cinema

山穷水复疑无路，I’m glad to meet you,too! 爆竹声中一岁除，never had a dream come true

人生自是有情痴，can i have some sushi?

花自飘零水自流，what can I do for you?

遥知兄弟登高处，watching the beauties at school

茕茕白兔，东游西顾。Hey boy, you are really cool

山外青山楼外楼，my money has been stolen

劝君更尽一杯酒，no,I’ve been drunk,thank you

垂死病中惊坐起，let me up,I want to pee!

古来圣贤皆寂寞，then,what do I study for?

枯滕老树昏鸦，小桥流水人家，古道西风瘦马，夕阳西下，oh my lady gaga！

两个黄鹂鸣翠柳，two girls fought in studio

几许相思几许愁，I will see you tomorrow

老夫聊发少年狂，London bridge is falling down

花间一壶酒，every night I did so

孩儿立志出乡关，I want to be a superman

天若有情天亦老，enjoy your life right now

自信人生二百年，make your life full of fun

同是天涯沦落人，live in the trash bin

登高丘，望远海，say hi then say goodbye

前不见古人，后不见来者，念天地之悠悠，where shall I go？关关雎鸠，在河之洲，窈窕淑女，what’s your QQ？

东边日出西边雨，Run!Dumb ass ,quickly!

粉身碎骨浑不怕， Welcome to China

人生自古谁无死？How cool are these trousers?

天上掉下个林妹妹，didn’t remember where to stay

问君能有几多愁，as a boy without a girl

床前明月光，there's something wrong~

问世间情为何物，what the **** can I do

云中谁寄锦书来？Superman comes to say hi.

得意须尽欢，let’s drink the wine with pan

举头望明月，what’s your name, sir.

山外青山楼外楼，do you know i’m in control ?

身无彩凤双飞翼，Get away from me！

莫等闲白了少年头 not at all

忽如一夜春风来，you can’t find a nice guy?

我劝天公重抖擞，let me watch a talk show

不识庐山真面目，rascals also play Kongfu 今朝有酒今朝醉，i just wanna run away?

朱雀桥边野草花，Sheldon said bazinga.?(生活大爆炸) 男儿何不带吴钩，kick asses then you go.

王师北定中原日，congratulations~?

空山新雨后 dig a big hole?

月落乌啼霜满天，what are u doing man?

商女不知亡国恨，tell me where you have been

踏破铁鞋无觅处，Potato also make you full?

醉卧沙场君莫笑，let's go shopping in the mall.

秦时明月汉时关，can i keep this one.

洛阳亲友如相问，what did you do to may pen??

有缘千里来相会，call me tonight I'm free!!!?

人面不知何处去，go home to drink some tea?

东风夜放花千树，an elephant in the zoo?

孤舟蓑笠翁，it sounds interesting?

春色满园关不住，have party after school

故人西辞黄鹤楼，he fell in love with you.

少壮不努力， nothing you can be

金风玉露一相逢，have a wonderful evening