英文幽默故事

Lady First 女士优先 A

teacher asked her class: "Is the sentence ' The ox and the cow are in the fields' correct?" Most of the children said: "Yes, it is all right!" And only one little boy said: "No, it is not correct. The lady must be mentioned first."

Sentence:句子

Correct:正确的

Ox:公牛

Cow：母牛

Field：田野

Most：大多数的

Mention：提起

First：首先

The Reason of Being Late

Teacher: Johnny, why are you late for school every morning?

Johnny: Every time I come to the corner, a guidepost says, 'School -- Go Slow'.

Reason：原因

Corner:角落

Guidepost：指示牌

Slow：缓慢的

Not long after an old Chinese woman came back to China from her visit to her daughter in the States, she went to a city bank to deposit the US dollars her daughter gave her.

At the bank counter, the clerk checked each note carefully to see if the money was real. It made the old lady out of patience.

At last she could not hold any more, uttering. "Trust me, Sir, and trust the money. They are real US dollars. They are directly from America."

States：美国

Deposit：存钱

Dollars：美元

Counter：柜台

Clerk：职员

Check：检查

Note：钞票

Carefully：仔细的

Real：真的

Patience：耐心

Hold：把持

Not any more：不再

Trust：信任

Directly：直接

Mary was an English girl, but she lived in Rome. She was six years old. Last year her mother said

to her, “You’re six years old now, Mary, and you’re going to begin going to a school here. You

going to like it very much, because it’s a nice school.”“Is it an English school” Mary

. Her mother always took

it is,” her mother said. Mary went to the school, and enjoyed her lessons

her to school in the morning and brought her home in the afternoon. Last Monday her mother went

to the school at 4 o’clock, and Mary ran out of her class. “We’ve got a new girl in our class tod six years old too, and she’s very nice, but she isn’t English. She’s

Mummy,”　she said. “She’s

German.”“Does she speak English” Mary’s mother asked.” No, but she laughs in English,

said happily.

Live：居住

Last year：去年

Enjoy：享受

Take：带，拿走

Bring：带回

German：德国人

Laugh：大笑