短的英语笑话故事

短的英语笑话故事

policeman: why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?

警察：有人抢你的手表时，你为什么不呼救呢?

man: if i had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. that would be much worse.

男子：要是我张口的话，他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那就更糟了。

hanging in the hallway at whites high school in wabash, ind., and the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. a player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a

basketball identifying the year - "62-63", "63-64", "64-65", etc.

位于印第安那州瓦巴西的怀兹中学，其门厅里悬挂着过去四十年间样篮球队的照片。

每幅照片前排中间的队员举着一个篮球，上面标明年份-“62-63”，“63-64”，“64-65”等等。

one day i spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. turning to me, he said, "isn't it strange how the teams always lost by one point?"

一天，我看到一个新生很困惑地看着照片。他朝我转过身来，说道：“多奇怪呀，这

些队都是以一分之差输掉的!"

my two sister and i were all away at various colleges at the same time.

one day, after facing one crisis too many and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate, i phoned home for

some consolation and understanding of my unique problems.

我和两个妹妹同时离开家去不同的大学读书。经历了太多的危机，也厌倦了受到与其

他大学生相同的对待之后，有一天我给家里打了个电话，就我独有的问题寻求安慰和理解。

when my dad answered, i immediately launched into my litany连祷，冗长故事

of frustrations with college life. as i paused to catch my breath, he said, "o.k., honey...now, fist of all, who is this?"

爸爸接起电话后，我立刻开始历数我大学生活中的挫折。当我停下来歇口气时，爸爸说：“好啦，亲爱的...现在，首先告诉我，你是哪一个?”

bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. he went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.

鲍勃晚上失眠。他去看医生，医生给他开了一些强力安眠药。

sunday night bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. he took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: i didn't have a bit of trouble

getting up this morning.

星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药，睡得很好，在闹钟响之前就醒了过来。他到了办公室，遛达进去，对老板说：我今天早上起床一点麻烦都没有。

that's fine, roared the boss, but where were you monday and tuesday?

好啊!老板吼道，那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了?

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