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三顾茅庐 (sān gù máo lú)-英文版成语典故

三顾茅庐 (sān gù máo lú)-英文版成语典故

三顾茅庐(sān gù máo lú)Three Calls at the Thatched Cottage In Chinese literature, there are many stories about the Three Kingdoms (220-280 AD). Among them, the storycalled San Gu Mao Lu or "making three calls at the thatched cottage" is one of the best.Before becoming the ruler of the Kingdom of Shu Han, Liu Bei tried very hard to find talented people to helphim for the cause of unifying the country.One day the future ruler learned that there was ahighly-gifted strategist by the name of Zhuge Liang living ahermit's life in Longzhong. Liu decided to meet him.When Liu and his two best friends arrived at Zhuge'sthatched cottage, they were told by the houseboy thathis master was away for several weeks. Very disappointed, they left.A few months later, Liu and his friends came to Zhuge's cottage again in a heavy snowstorm. But once again,they were told Zhuge was not at home and probably would not be back for a couple of days.Feeling frustrated, Liu's friends tried to persuade him to give up. One of them said: "Zhuge is impolite for notmaking a returned call. Maybe he is but another self-acclaimed sage in the countryside."Liu replied: "At present, I very much need all kinds of talented people to support my cause. I will not give upmy efforts. If you don't want to go, I'll go by myself. I believe Zhuge will be moved by my sincerity."When Liu went to Longzhong for the third time, he was met by Zhuge personally at the entrance of the village.The two had a long discussion on the political and military situation at that time and made a long-term planfor unifying the country.Later, Zhuge became the top military adviser and prime minister for Liu's regime.Nowadays, the title of the story has become a widely-quoted idiom. It is used to refer to a potentate whorepeatedly requests someone to take up a responsible post. It also implies someone's deep sincerity in seekingthe assistance and trust from another person.。

英文,三顾茅庐)

英文,三顾茅庐)

第一幕屋子中,诸葛亮在屋里走着,诸葛亮:Buliang,this classroom is so dirty,猪不亮扫地,送水(营养快线)三兄弟上场,关羽(头巾),刘备(墨镜),张飞(不停打嗝)刘:饭后一支烟,赛过活神仙A cigerate after dinner plays an important role in my life.(伸手,张飞点烟,刘深吸一口,长舒一口气)刘:嗯?没点着En? It dosen’t burn on.张飞:凑合着吧,老师不让抽烟Sorry,we can only has this.We can’t smoke in the classroom!关羽:此番前来,定要邀请的卧龙先生We must invite Mr.Zhu Geliang!张飞:必须的,老曹太欺负人了Certainly,Mr.Cao bully us too much.三人来到门前,石头剪子布刘备:According to our custom?关羽:OK.张飞:No problem.刘备三人进行石头剪子布,刘备输了,其余两人把刘备推到前面。

刘备作出一幅英勇就义的姿态,(上海滩响起)刘备作按门铃状,(门铃声响起)。

诸葛亮:Bu liang(不亮), go to open the door.仆人:Heng!(哼)仆人板着个脸到了门口,做了一个甩头的动作,并呼啦呼啦头发,然后深呼吸,放平稳,保持微笑。

然后打开门,举了个躬。

仆人:안녕하세요(发音a ni ha sai yao~~~,中文意思:你好)刘备:Can you speak English?关羽:(紧接着刘备)Can you speak Chinese?张飞:(紧接着)Can you speak Japanese?刘备:(紧接着)Spanish?关羽:(紧接着)Congolese?张飞:(紧接着)Egyptian?仆人:(紧接着)Shut up! Who are you people?刘备:(摆个pose)I’m Liubei.关羽:(也摆个pose)I’m Guanyu.张飞:(同样摆个pose,把关羽碰倒了)I’m Sorry.刘备三人赶紧把仆人扶起来。

英语话剧三顾茅庐剧本

英语话剧三顾茅庐剧本

情景一:关羽:Boss! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? It's so terrible! 刘备:Y u, it's impossible that I don't feel painful, isn't it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the Pope. Now we come down to Caocao's corporation as gatekeeper, anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles. It's very hard to get work now.张飞:Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliang's wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husband’s CET-6 fees last month, it seems that it's time for us to be debt collectors now.关羽:Yeah, Brother! Or we'll be as poor as church mouse.刘备:Alas! How did I forget this? Let‘s go! Go~~ go go, Hurry up and follow me, let’s go to the mountain for money!一起上山········情景二:等待高山流水结束····诸葛亮:Good afternoon! I am the legend man(传说哥),ZhuGeliang . But I feel so morose recently. Because my wife forced me to pass the CET-6. But I've never heard about that.It’s ridiculous. My major is military advice, (军事谋略)not English. Oh,my god. Why should I learn English?黄月英:Darling! Do you know? We are in the red (赤字)for your CET-6. I' even borrowed money from the gate keeper.What can I do when they come for debts?诸葛亮:Are you pointing to that gatekeeper Liubei?黄月英:Oh! Yes! Come on quickly! Boy!书童:What is the matter? Madam?黄月英:Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to welcome any people, so you will tell the people who calls on him that boss has went to study in England.书童:Yes! Madam!情景三:旁白结束后····张飞:This is zhu’s house.Let me strike the door! Open! Open书童:Are these men asking for the debt?刘备:This is Liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife.书童:Zhu said he is not in.刘备:En书童:Oh! No!...I mean …I mean my boss is studying English in England for the exam o f CET-6,and he may not be come back this month.张飞:Well!He own our money. We wait for him here.关羽:Nobody knows that when he will come back, thus, let’s go home!一个月之后·····情景四:两个月后,冬天来了····张飞:Please tell me in time when you would see him next time, let me bind him up for you. It really should not trouble you to go there time and time again.刘备:These days, the borrower is the god(借钱的是上帝)! Let’s go there again and show our the warmest heart to move them.(感化他们)书童:My boss is at home today, but he is reading books about CET-6. Please wait for a moment!张飞:Xiao Zhu! Come out! Brothers, help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece. Get out, or I will burn your house down!张飞与刘备打斗···播放动画张飞、关羽打斗······关羽:Sunflower press(葵花点穴手)I press,I press.Brother,We are here for debt not for his life!If you kill him ,where is our money?If you know,please bat your eyes.诸葛亮在屋子里偷着乐···刘备:Liangzai. I have hunted you for a long time!诸葛亮:Oh! You are Liubei. What are you do here ?刘备:You have borrowed me 500 yuan, when will you repay it for me? I have starved for several days.诸葛亮:I owe you 500 yuan? who can testify it? But if you can give me a chance, I will give you back something better. I am an honest man.刘备:Why should I give you a chance? I will speak it to the judge.诸葛亮:Please look at yourself, although having ambition, you are just a guarder . But I can help you enlarge your power from this base, and then attack Caocao. At last I believe that you can reign the whole country.刘备:Wo wo wo. I’m so surprised! I don’t know you are such idea.I will be the king.诸葛亮:If I give you a country, could I not repay your money?刘备:En……. Of cause. But I need your help. are you willing to create a new country together with us?诸葛亮:I want But I can’t.刘备:If you don’t help me , the citizen will live a harder life , please don’t refuse.诸葛亮:En……sorry, I can’t. Because my Tigress forces me to pass the CET-6 recently. If you can help me to resolve the problem, I will help you.刘备:CET-6?That's a piece of cake ,I can help you!六级考试······出成绩情景五:旁白;告别黄月英:Excellent man have a long-range ambition.You should put cause above everything else. 诸葛亮:I'll have a long journey, Please take care of yourself!Don’t worry ,I never miss you!诸葛亮:My boss. I will never forget your favour. I should be loyal and devoted to the last.刘、关、张:Let' go。

终用稿(7人搞笑英语版话剧剧本三顾茅庐)

终用稿(7人搞笑英语版话剧剧本三顾茅庐)

终用稿(7人搞笑英语版话剧剧本三顾茅庐)————————————————————————————————作者:————————————————————————————————日期:2Three visits to the cottage三顾茅庐Aside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors(美['dʒænɪtɚ] n. 看门人;守卫)in Caocao's corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.SCENE 1: Liubei's homeActors: Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiGuanyu: Brother! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? It's so terrible!Liubei: Yu, it's impossible that I don't feel painful, isn't it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the Pope. Now we cometo Caocao's corporation as gatekeeper(看门人), anyhow we can fill ourstomachs between whiles. It's very hard to get work now. No diplomasand no job offers, what are you dreaming about?Zhangfei: Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliang's wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husband’s CET-6 fees last month, it seems that it's time for us to be debtcollectors now.Guanyu: Yeah, Brother! Or we'll be as poor as church mouseLiubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Let's go! Go~~ go~! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning!(收拾家伙挽袖子)Aside: And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang.SCENE 2: ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: ZhuGeliang Zhu’s Wife ZhuGeliang: Good morning! I am the genius ZhuGeliang. ButI feel so sad recently. Because my wife forced meto pass the CET-6. What’s CET-6? Do you know?I’ve never heart about that. And she asked me toread so heavy books and do so many texts.(拿起手里的试卷给大家亮亮)It’s ridiculous. My major ismilitary advice, not English. Why should I readthis?Wife: Darling!ZhuGeliang:My wife is coming,she is so long-winded(啰嗦的)that I can never bear her.(装作认真状)Wife:My dear, how about your study?ZhuGeliang:These books make me want to doze[dəʊz](打瞌睡).I’m dizzy.Wife:Darling! Now, competition is so serious. If you can’t pass cet-6 to get your master’s degree, it is difficult to find a job. I have stayed herefor half of a lifetime. But never visit a bigger place like Shanghai.(cry) ZhuGeliang:Don’t worry, these books are too easy for your husband and don’t need to learn.(扔书)Wife:Are you sure? let me have a test to you. Listen,read and see! ZhuGeliang:A piece of cake!Wife:Listen, can you spell apple? Desk?ZhuGeliang: Sorry I can’t.(不会抓耳挠腮)Wife:You can’t? Oh, how unfortunate I am! (crying) I'm wrong, I'm really wrong, I'm wrong from the beginning. I shouldn't marry here. If Ididn’t marry here, I'll never in thi s heartrending place now,诸葛亮——崩溃了(捂耳朵忙劝)ZhuGeliang:Don’t cry, don’t cry, stop!老婆——(马上变脸)I ‘m going to study hard at once. Wife: 给书童一个手势Keeper: What is the matter? Madam?Wife: Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to welcome any people, so you will tell the people who calls on him thatboss has went to study in England.Aside: While it is going on, liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have came to the gate of ZhuGeliang’s house.SCENE3 Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Let me knock the door! Open! Open!!!(气愤敲门咚咚咚)Keeper: (Check from the peep hole) Are these men asking for the debt?(Open the door)Liubei: This is liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife.Keeper: Zhu said he is not in.Liubei: En????Keeper: Oh! No!...I mean …I mean my boss is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6, and he may not be come back this month.Liubei: OK! We will wait for him here!Guanyu: Nobody knows that when he will be come back, so, let’s go home!Aside: The three men went away with disappointed. After a month, the deeply autumn came! They came here at the second time. Unfortunately, theydidn’t see Zhu Geliang as well. Two month passed, the cold winter iscoming! It is heavy snow and very cold outsides. ZhuGeliang knows thereason that why they come here three times, and orders the keeper to letthem come in whiles his wife is out.SCENE 4: ZhuGeliang’s HomeActors: ZhuGeliang wife liubei Zhangfei Guanyu ZhuGeliang: Thank goodness, here's Liubei at last. Ha ha ha ………Wife: Wof! Darling! He may come here to ask me to repay his money. We can’t let him in.ZhuGeliang: My darling, please don’t worry. I can make liubei go back with nothing by my sliver tongue Liubei: Mr. ZhuGeliang. I have hunted you for a long time!(此时刘备用枪指着诸葛亮头幻灯片放无间道)Zhu: Oh! You are Liubei. What can I do for you ?Liu: my brother, you have borrowed me 500yuan, when you repay it for me? I have starved for several days.(放乞丐的幻灯片)ZhuGeliang: I owe you 500yuan? who can testify? Please give me a chance, I want to be an honest man. Liubei: How can I give you a chance? Speak it to the judge.Zhu: Please look(扇子指向幻灯片幻灯片放西农地图), although having ambition , you are just a guarder. We can enlarge our power from this base, and then attack Caocao. At last I believe that we can reign the whole country.Liubei:(若有所思)I’m so surprised! I don’t know you are so smart.Zhu Geliang: If I give you a map, could I not repay your money?Liubei: En…….you know so much about affairs, are you willing to create a new country together with us?ZhuGeliang: En……sorry, I can’t. Because my wife forces me to pass the CET-6 recently. If you can help me toresolve the problem, I will help you.Liu: (面露难色)En…..Zhangfei: (拉刘备到身边耳语到)(Pull) Brother, come here.Everything is fake now such as the milk. Why can’t we find somebody help us do the test or buy a key ?(幻灯片武状元苏乞儿作弊呢段)Guanyu: Yes! We can overdraft our salary from Caocao to buy the key at first.(假答案图片)SCENE 5: Outside ZhuGelia ng’s houseAside: After receiving the master degree, ZhuGeliang will go to work with Liubei to establish a new Kingdom.So the couples apart.Actors: ZhuGeliang Wife Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiWife:Honey!ZhuGeliang:Darling!Wife:Excellent man have a great ambition. You should put cause above everything else , are sure not to miss me.ZhuGeliang:I will have a long journey .Please take care of yourself.((转身悄悄说)) Don’t worried, never missyou!!(出门拜倒在久侯的刘备关羽张飞脚下)ZhuGeliang:(To Liubei)Your Majesty( ['mædʒɪstɪ]主公), I will never forget your favour. I must be loyal anddevoted to the last.Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei: Let' go!!!!!Aside: The three men go down to the hill. That is the end of the whole story. Thank you for your attention.(结束时放猫和老鼠的结尾)旁白——话说刘关张桃园三结义之后四处奔波一时间找不到工作不得不在曹操的公司靠看大门为生而此时那个传说中的神秘人物诸葛卧龙先生正专心在家复习考试因为他的老婆黄氏逼着他参加CET-6场景一刘备家刘备关羽张飞上关羽——大哥咱们都饿了好几天了这种吃糠咽菜的生活我们要过到什么时候啊哎刘备——二弟这大哥我怎么可能不难受嘛可是常言道人在屋檐下怎能不低头我们现在曹操的公司里给人家看大门这年头工作这么难找我们三兄弟学历又不高好不容易能有口饭吃就很不错了哪还有什么奢求呀张飞——大哥对了上个月后面山头诸葛亮的老婆来问我们借走了500块钱去给她老公交学费去了都好久没还我们是不是应该去要回来关羽——是啊大哥不然的话这样下去我们就得喝西北风了刘备——哎就是我怎么这岔给忘了走走走二弟三弟随我这就上山(收拾家伙挽袖子)旁白——兄弟三人就此上山场景二诸葛亮家诸葛亮上诸葛亮——大叫好我就是绝顶聪明的诸葛亮可我最近却很是郁闷我那个娘子非要我去参加什么大学英语六级考试六级考试是个什么东西我怎么听都没听说过还要我看这么厚的书做这么多的题(拿起手里的金瓶梅给大家亮亮)我以后可是要当军师的!!又不是这个专业的干嘛还要要看这种书老婆——相公(远处喊)诸葛亮老婆上(比较啰嗦)诸葛亮——娘子来了我娘子啰嗦的像唐僧一样说起话来我可受不了快老实看书(装作认真状)老婆——相公你的书背的怎么样了诸葛亮——娘子啊这些书看得我头昏眼花光想打瞌睡老婆——哎相公呀你有所不知你看现在外面竞争这么激烈你要是不好好考六级将来拿个硕士文凭以后找不到工作可怎么办呀我们在这个小村子里都呆了小半辈子了你看我连稍微大一点的城市像铁岭都没去过诸葛亮——娘子你看老公我这么有才华以后还愁找不到工作么这些书太简单了统统不用看(扔书)老婆——哼!!你说简单那我考考你诸葛亮——怎么还要考我舌战群儒我都不怕小小考试焉能难道我(对观众说)老婆——我要考你听写(诸葛亮郁闷状)听着apple怎么写desk怎么写诸葛亮——(不会抓耳挠腮)老婆——相公啊你连这都不会可怎么办呀哎呀我错了我真的错了我从一开始就不应该嫁过来如果我不嫁过来就不会流落到这么一个伤心的地方我好后悔呀诸葛亮——崩溃了(捂耳朵忙劝)诸葛亮——娘子莫哭娘子莫哭相公好好看书就是老婆——(马上变脸)这还差不多你知道么为了供你读书咱们家已经欠了外面一屁股债连看大门的我都借过如果这些人上门来逼债我可怎么办呀诸葛亮——娘子你说看大门的?莫非就是呢个看大门的刘备(抓胡子兴奋点头)老婆——正是此人书童你快过来书童上书童——主人有何吩咐老婆——书童听着相公近日温习功课外人一律不见来人就说去国外游玩讲学去了书童遵命旁白——话正说着刘关张三人已经到了诸葛亮家门口场景三诸葛亮家门口刘关张上张飞——大哥我来叫门(气愤敲门咚咚咚)书童——(从猫眼里看看跟张飞头对上幻灯片配李逵的黑脸吓一跳)莫非是来讨债的(思考开门)刘备——在下刘备特来拜访诸葛卧龙先生和她老婆书童——主人说他不在家刘关张——恩???书童——哦不是主人主人出去游玩了可能很快回来也可能十多天不回来刘备——那我们就在这等他关羽——他呢么贪玩谁知道他什么时候回来大哥我们还是走吧旁白——三人离去又过了一个月已是深秋三人第二次登门拜访可是仍然没有见着第三次已经是冬天屋外下着鹅毛大雪诸葛亮知道了刘备上门讨债的事情趁这会老婆黄氏不在赶紧命书童前去开门场景四(此段删除)诸葛亮家门口(下大雪)刘关张书童上张飞——大哥下次要见诸葛小儿你先给我老三说一声我把他绑来见你如此劳烦哥哥甚是无礼刘备——哎二弟三弟现在欠钱的都是大爷我们还是再去一回吧一定要诚心诚意才能打动人家(抹眼泪幻灯片放杨白劳与黄世仁咚咚咚敲门)书童——主人今天在家(诸葛亮拿着金瓶梅从身后走过)但是正在看书请你们等一等张飞——(等不及了)诸葛小儿快出来大哥二哥帮我照顾好我七舅老爷他上外甥女。

英语话剧 三顾茅庐(修改)

英语话剧 三顾茅庐(修改)

Three visits to the cottageHello everyone, my name is ..., Today our group will perform Three visits to the cottage.I act...My name is ...Three visits to the cottage is a story from the Three Kindoms.In this play, we add many modern and funny elements.There are some spoken lines and actions which were copied from some classical movies.Now let's present to you and wish you will like it.Three visits to the cottageAside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei had to be janitors in Caocao's corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.SCENE 1: Liubei's homeActors: Liubei ZhangfeiZhangfei: Brother! We have been hungry for days. It's so terrible! AndGuanyu went to compete in the show "Super Boy", we don't know if he can win the award.Liubei: Fei, it's impossible that I don't feel painful, isn't it? Now we come down to Caocao's corporation as gatekeeper, anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles. It's very hard to get work now. No diplomas and no job offers, what are you dreaming about?Zhangfei: Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliang's wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husband’s CET-6 fees last month, it seems that it's time for us to be debt collectors now. Or we'll be as poor as church mouse.Liubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Let's go! Go~~ go~! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning!Aside: And then they climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang.SCENE 2: ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: ZhuGeliang WifeZhuGeliang: Good morning! I am the genius ZhuGeliang. But I feel so morose recently. Because my wife forced me to pass the CET-6. What’s CET-6? Do you know? You?(Ask the audience) I’ve never heart about that. And she obliged me to read so heavy books and do so many texts. It’s ridiculous. My major is military advice, not English. Why should I read this?Wife: Darling!ZhuGeliang:My wife is coming,she is so long-winded that I can never bear her.Wife:My dear, how about your study?ZhuGeliang:These books make me want to doze. I’m dizzy.Wife:Darling! Now, competition is so serious. If you can’t pass cet6 to get your master’s degree, it is difficult to find a job. I have stayed here for half of a lifetime. But never visit a bigger place like Yangling. ZhuGeliang:Don’t worry, these books are too easy for your husband and don’t need to learn.Wife:Are you sure? let me have a test to you. Listen,read and see! ZhuGeliang:A piece of cake!Wife:Listen, can you spell apple? Desk?ZhuGeliang: Sorry I can’t.Wife:You can’t? Oh, how unfortunate I am! (crying) I'm wrong, I'm really wrong, I'm wrong from the beginning. I shouldn't marry here. If I didn’t marry here, I'll never in this heartrending place now, ZhuGeliang:Don’t cry, don’t cry, stop! I 'm going to study hard at once. Wife (laugh): That's the spirit!Do you know? We are in the red for your Cet6. I even borrowed money from the gate keeper. What can I do when they dun for debts.ZhuGeliang: Are you pointing to that gatekeeper Liubei?Wife: Oh! Yes! (面向观众)My husband is too busy doing his homeworkto welcome any people, so I will tell the people who calls on him that he has went to study in England.Aside: While it is going on, liubei Zhangfei have came to the gate of ZhuGeliang’s house.SCENE3 Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: Liubei Zhangfei WifeZhangfei: Let me strike the door! Open! Open!!!Wife: (Check from the peep hole) Oh, it's the gatekeeper Liubei. I'll not let them in. (not open the door)Liubei: This is liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang.Wife: Zhu said he is not in.Liubei: En????What?Wife: Oh! No!...I mean …I mean he is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6,and he may not be come back this month.Liubei: OK! We are waiting for him here!Zhangfei: Nobody knows that when he will come back, thus, let’s go home!Aside: The two men went away with disappointed. After a month, the deeply autumn came! They came here at the second time. Unfortunately, they didn’t see Zhugeliang again. Two month passed, the cold winter is coming! It is heavy snow and very cold outsides. ZhuGeliang knows thereason that why they come here three times, and let them come in whiles his wife is outside.SCENE4 Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: Liubei Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Please tell me in time when you would see him next time, let me bind him up for you. It really should not trouble you to come here time and time again.Liubei: These days, the borrower is the god! Let’s go there again and show our the warmest heart to move them.(Knock the door) Keeper:My boss is at home today, but he is reading books about CET-6. Please wait for a moment!Zhangfei:Xiao Zhu! Come out! Brothers, help me to take care of my seventh uncle and my third niece. Get out, or I will burn your house down!Liubei: Sunflower press! Don't be so rude, we are here for debt, not for his life. If you will kill him, where is our money? If you understand, please bat your eyes!Zhangfei (Bat eyes)Liubei: sunflower press!!!!!Zhangfei: Where did you get this KongFu?Liubei: Hehe! I get it from a TV program called “Wu Lin Wai Zhuan”.Zhangfei: Why not say it earlier? We three brother could run a company of Chinese KongFu if we had know that before!Liubei: Oh!! That is a good idea!!!!Keeper: Don’t interrupt!!!! Boss is reading!!!Liubei: Keep quite!!!Aside: at this time, zhugeliang is exciting, but his wife come back soon.SCENE 5: ZhuGel iang’s HomeActors: ZhuGeliang wife liubei ZhangfeiZhuGeliang: Thank godness, here's Liubei at last. Ha ha ha ……….Wife: Wof! Darling! He may come here to ask me to repay his money. We can’t let him in.ZhuGeliang: My darling, please don’t worry. I can m ake liubei go back with nothing by my sliver tongue.Liubei: Mr. ZhuGeliang. It's so difficult to see you.Zhu: Oh! You are Liubei. What can I do for you ?Liubei: my brother, you have borrowed me $500, when will you repay it for me? I have starved for several days.ZhuGeliang: I owe you $500? who can testify? Please give me a chance, I want to be an honest man.Zhangfei: How can we give you a chance? Speak it to the judge.Zhu: Please look, although having ambition , you are just a guarder .Wecan enlarge our power from this base, and then attack Caocao. At last I believe that we can reign the whole country.Liubei: I’m so surprised! I d id n’t know you are so ideal.ZhuGeliang: If I give you a map, could I not repay your money? Liubei: En…….you know so much about affairs, are you willing to create a new country together with us?ZhuGeliang: But I can’t help you, I have accustom the life at present. Liubei: If you don’t help me , the citizen will live a harder life , please don’t refuse.ZhuGeliang: En……sorry, I can’t. Because my wife forces me to pass the CET-6 recently. If you can help me to resolve the problem, I will help you. Liu: En…..Zhangfei: (Pull) Brother, come here. Everything is fake now such as the milk. Why can’t we find somebody help us do the test or buy a key ? Liubei: Yes! We can overdraft our salary from Caocao to buy the key at first.SCENE 6: ZhuGeliang’s HomeActors: Wife ZhuvAside: Because the salary has been given to zhugeliang to buy the key, Liubei Zhangfei have been starving for one month.Zhu:(Happy)Oh my god! CET6 has got 600 scores. Be really to startlethe universe and move the gods.Wife:What happened? 600 scores? Oh! Do not shoulder your several years studying at a cold window; Do not shoulder my night holding candle accompanying you. After your Master graduates, happy life will approach. Cars, house, money!SCENE 7: Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseAside: After receiving the master degree, ZhuGeliang will go to work with Liubei to establish a new Kingdom.So the couples apart.Actors: ZhuGeliang Wife Liubei ZhangfeiWife:Honey!ZhuGeliang:Darling!Wife:Excellent man have a long-range ambition. You should put cause above everything else , are sure not to miss me.ZhuGeliang:I will have a long journey .Please take care of yourself.(Turn around) Don’t worried, never miss you!!(Run)ZhuGeliang:(To Liubei)Your Majesty, I will never forget your favour. I should be loyal and devoted to the last.Liubei Zhangfei: Let' go!!!!!Aside: The three men go down to the hill. That is the end of the whole story. Thank you for your attention.。

超级搞笑之三顾茅庐(英文剧本)

超级搞笑之三顾茅庐(英文剧本)
Geliang's wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husband‟s CET-6 fees last month, it seems that it's time for us to be debt collectors now.
Yes! Madam!
While it is going on, Liubei, Guanyu, Zhangfei have came to the gate of Zhu Geliang‟s house.
SCENE 3
First Visit
Outside Zhugeliang’s Home
Actors: Liu,Guan,Zhang,keeper
SCENE 4
Third Visit
Outside Zhugeliang’s Home
Actors: Liu,Guan,Zhang,Zhu,keeper
Please tell me in time when you would see him next time, let me bind him up for you. It really should not trouble you to go there time and time again. Everything is cloud(一切都是浮云). These days, the borrower is the god! Let‟s go there again and show our the warmest heart to move them. My boss is at home today, but he is reading books about CET-6. Please wait for a moment! Xiao Zhu! Come out! Brothers, help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece. Get out, or I will burn your house down!

英语剧本:三顾茅庐

英语剧本:三顾茅庐

英语剧本:三顾茅庐第一篇:英语剧本:三顾茅庐Three visits to the cottage————By FRIENDS Three visits to the cottage(中文名三顾茅庐)is a story from one of the Four Great classical Chinese novels——the Three Kindoms.ZhuGeliang is one of the main characters in the original.Also, he is an outstanding militarist, politician and the symbol of the wisdom in Chinese history.Another main actors——Liubei, who visited ZhuGeliang's thatched cottage three times and wanted to invite him to be his military adviser.Finally, ZhuGeliang was moved by Liubei' sincerity, helped the three brothers——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom.He devoted his whole life to the cause and died in harness.Our script is revised from this story and writed by my classmates of group FRIENDS.In this play, we add many modern and funny elements.For example, there are some spoken lines and actions which were copied from some classical movies like Infernal Affairs(中文名无间道), My Own Swordsman(中文名武林外传),The Flirting Scholar(中文名唐伯虎点秋香)were combined in our play.Also, we added some interesting pictures and audio to our slide.Maybe there are some mistakes in our dialogue.But this play is the result of painstaking efforts of our group.So we present our script to you and wish you will like it.Three visits to the cottageAside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors in Caocao's corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs.Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.SCENE1: Liubei's home Actors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei Guanyu: Brother!We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? It's so terrible!Liubei:Yu, it's impossible that I don't feel painful, isn't it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the Pope.Now we come down to Caocao's corporation as gatekeeper, anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles.It's very hard to get work now.No diplomas and no job offers, what are you dreaming about? Zhangfei: Oh, Brother!ZhuGeliang's wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husband’s CET-6 fees last month, it seems that it's time for us to be debt collectors now.Guanyu: Yeah, Brother!Or we'll be as poor as church mouse.Liubei: Alas!How did I forget this? Let's go!Go~~ go~!Hurry up!Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning!Aside: And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang.SCENE 2: ZhuGeliang’s house Actors: ZhuGeliang Wife ZhuGeliang: Good morning!I am the genius ZhuGeliang.But I feel so morose recently.Because my wife forced me to pass the CET-6.What’s CET-6? Do you know? You?(Ask the audience)I’ve never heart about that.And she obliged me to read so heavy books and do so many texts.It’s ridiculous.My major is military advice, not English.Why should I read this? Wife: Darling!ZhuGeliang:My wife is coming,she is so long-winded that I can never bear her.Wife:My dear, how about your study? ZhuGeliang:These books make me want to doze.I’m dizzy.Wife:Darling!Now, competition is so serious.If you can’t pass cet6 to get your master’s degree, it is difficult to find a job.I have stayed here for half of a lifetime.But never visit a bigger place like Yangling.ZhuGeliang:Don’t worry, these books aretoo easy for your husband and don’t need to learn.Wife:Are you sure? let me have a test to you.Listen,read and see!ZhuGeliang:A piece of cake!Wife:Listen, can you spell apple? Desk? ZhuGeliang: Sorry I can’t.Wife:You can’t? Oh, how unfortunate I am!(crying)I'm wrong, I'm really wrong, I'm wrong from the beginning.I shouldn't marry here.If I didn’t marry here, I'll never in this heartrending place now, ZhuGeliang:Don’t cry, don’t cry, stop!I ‘m going to study hard at once.Wife(laugh): That's the spirit!Do you know? We are in the red for your Cet6.I even borrowed money from the gate keeper.What can I do when they dun for debts.ZhuGeliang: Are you pointing to that gatekeeper Liubei? Wife: Oh!Yes!Come on quickly!Boy!Keeper: What is the matter? Madam? Wife: Listen carefully!My husband is too busy doing his homework to welcome any people, soyou will tell the people who calls on him that boss has went to study in England..Keeper: Yes!Madam!Aside: While it is going on, liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have came to the gate of ZhuGeliang’s house.SCENE3Outside ZhuGeliang’s house Ac tors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei Keeper Zhangfei: Let me strike the door!Open!Open!!Keeper:(Check from the peep hole)Are these men asking for the debt?(Open the door)Liubei: This is liubei!We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife.Keeper: Zhu said he is not in.Liubei: En Keeper: Oh!No!...I mean …I mean my boss is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6,and he may not be come back this month.Liubei: OK!We are waiting for him here!Guanyu: Nobody knows that when he will come back, thus, let’s go home!Aside: The three men went away with disappointed.After amonth, the deeply autumn came!They came here at the second time.Unfortunately, they didn’t see Zhugeliang again.Two month passed, the cold winter is coming!It is heavy snow and very cold outsides.ZhuGeliang knows the reason that why they come herethree times, and orders the keeper to let them come in whiles his wife is outside.SCENE4Outside ZhuGeliang’s house Actors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei Keeper Zhangfei: Please tell me in time when you would see him next time, let me bind him up for you.It really should not trouble you to come here time and time again.Liubei: These days, the borrower is the god!Let’s go there again and show our the warmest heart to move them.(Knock the door)Keeper:My boss is at home today, but he is reading books about CET-6.Please wait for amoment!Zhangfei:Xiao Zhu!Come out!Brothers, help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece.Get out, or I will burn your house down!Guanyu: Sunflower press!AI.Litter brother, big brother has said several times, We areintellectuals, understand? Don't be so rude, we are here for debt, not for his life.If you will killhim, where is our money? Liubei: The submortagage crisis is so serious, don’t you know that simple reason? If you know, please bat your eyes!Zhangfei(Bat eyes)Guanyu: sunflower press!!!Zhangfei: Where did you get this KongFu? Guanyu: Hehe!I get it from a TV program called “My Own Swordsman”, which is so popularwith lots of people in China!Zhangfei: Why not say it earlier? We three brother could run a company of Chinese KongFu if wehad know that before!Guanyu: Oh!That is a good idea!!Keeper: Don’t interrupt!!Boss is reading!!Liubei: Keep quite!!Aside: at this time, zhugeliang is exciting, but his wife come back soon.S CENE 5: ZhuGeliang’s HomeActors: ZhuGeliang wife liubei Zhangfei Guanyu ZhuGeliang: Thank goodness, here's Liubei at last.Ha ha ha ……….Wife: Wof!Darling!He may come here to ask me to repay his money.We can’t let him in.ZhuGeliang: My darling, please don’t worry.I can make liubei go back with nothing by my sliver tongue.Liubei: Mr.ZhuGeliang.I have hunted you for a long time!Zhu: Oh!You are Liubei.What can I do for you ?Liu: my brother, you have borrowed me $500, when you repay it for me? I have starved for several days.ZhuGeliang: I owe you $500? who can testify? Please give me a chance, I want to be an honest man.Liubei: How can I give you a chance? Speak it to the judge.Zhu: Please look, although having ambition , you are just a guarder.We can enlarge our power from this base, and then attack Caocao.At last I believe that we can reign the whole country.Liubei: I’m so surprised!I don’t know you are so ideal.ZhuGeliang: If I give you a map, could I not repay your money? Liubei: En…….you know so much about a ffairs, are you willing to create a new country together with us? ZhuGeliang: But I can’t help you, I have accustom the life at present.Liubei: If you don’t help me , the citizen will live a harder life , please don’t refuse.ZhuGeliang: En……sorry, I can’t.Because my wife forces me to pass the CET-6 recently.If you can help me to resolve the problem, I will help you.Liu: En…..Zhangfei:(Pull)Brother, come here.Everything is fake now such as the milk.Why can’t we find somebody help us do the test or buy a key ?Guanyu: Yes!We can overdraft our salary from Caocao to buythe key at first.SCENE 6: ZhuGeliang’s Home Actors: Wife Keeper Aside: Because the salary has been given to zhugeliang to buy the key, Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have been starving for one month.Keeper:(Happy)Sir , you are really a god.CET6 has got 600 scores.Be really to startle the universe and move the gods.Wife:What happened? 600 scores? Oh!Do not shoulder your several years studying at a cold window;Do not shoulder my night holding candle accompanying you.After your Master graduates, happy life will approach.Cars, house, money!SCENE 7: Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseAside: After receiving the master degree, ZhuGeliang will go to work with Liubei to establish a new Kingdom.So the couples apart.Actors: ZhuGeliang Wife Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei Wife:Honey!第二篇:三顾茅庐剧本白:在隆中道上,风雪交加,天寒地冻,刘备与关羽、张飞骑马急行,远远地看见了茅庐,刘备早早下了马,与关羽、张飞牵马朝茅庐疾步而去,三人至庄前,刘备轻轻敲柴门,有一小童开门。

【英文剧本】7人搞笑英语版话剧剧本-三顾茅庐

【英文剧本】7人搞笑英语版话剧剧本-三顾茅庐

Three visits to the cottage————By FRIENDSThree visits to the cottage(中文名三顾茅庐)is a story from one of the Four Great classical Chinese novels——the Three Kindoms. ZhuGeliang is one of the main characters in the original. Also, he is an outstanding militarist, politician and the symbol of the wisdom in Chinese history. Another main actors——Liubei, who visited ZhuGeliang's thatched cottage three times and wanted to invite him to be his military adviser1. Finally, ZhuGeliang was moved by Liubei' sincerity2, helped the three brothers——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom. He devoted3 his whole life to the cause and died in harness.Our script is revised from this story and writed by my classmates of group FRIENDS. In this play, we add many modern and funny elements. For example, there are some spoken lines and actions which were copied from some classical movies like Infernal Affairs(中文名无间道), My Own Swordsman(中文名武林外传),The Flirting4 Scholar(中文名唐伯虎点秋香)were combined in our play. Also, we added some interesting pictures and audio to our slide.Maybe there are some mistakes in our dialogue. But thisplay is the result of painstaking5 efforts of our group. So we present our script to you and wish you will like it.Three visits to the cottageAside: After their swearing brotherhood6 to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors7 in Caocao's corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary8 and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.SCENE 1: Liubei's homeActors: Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiGuanyu: Brother! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic9 life end? It's so terrible!Liubei: Yu, it's impossible that I don't feel painful, isn't it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the Pope. Now we come down to Caocao's corporation as gatekeeper, anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles. It's very hard to get work now. No diplomas and no job offers, what are you dreaming about?Zhangfei: Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliang's wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husband’s CET-6 fees last month, itseems that it's time for us to be debt collectors now.Guanyu: Yeah, Brother! Or we'll be as poor as church mouse.Liubei: Alas10! How did I forget this? Let's go! Go~~ go~! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning!Aside: And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang.SCENE 2: ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: ZhuGeliang WifeZhuGeliang: Good morning! I am the genius ZhuGeliang. But I feel so morose11 recently. Because my wife forced me to pass the CET-6. What’s CET-6? Do you know? You?(Ask the audience) I’ve never heart about that. And she obliged me to read so heavy books and do so many texts. It’s ridiculous. My major is military advice, not English. Why should I read this?Wife: Darling!ZhuGeliang:My wife is coming,she is so long-winded that I can never bear her.Wife:My dear, how about your study?ZhuGeliang:These books make me want to doze12. I’m dizzy.Wife:Darling! Now, competition is so serious. If you can’t pass cet6 to get your master’s degree, it is difficult to find a job. I have stayed here for half of a lifetime. But never visit a bigger place like Yangling.ZhuGeliang:Don’t worry, these books are too easy for your husband and don’t need to learn.Wife:Are you sure? let me have a test to you. Listen,read and see!ZhuGeliang:A piece of cake!Wife:Listen, can you spell apple? Desk?ZhuGeliang: Sorry I can’t.Wife:You can’t? Oh, how unfortunate I am! (crying) I'm wrong, I'm really wrong, I'm wrong from the beginning. I shouldn't marry here. If I didn’t marry here, I'll never in this heartrending place now,ZhuGeliang:Don’t cry, don’t cry, stop! I ‘m going to study hard at once.Wife (laugh): That's the spirit! Do you know? We are in the red for your Cet6. I even borrowed money from the gate keeper. What can I do when they dun for debts.ZhuGeliang: Are you pointing to that gatekeeper Liubei?Wife: Oh! Yes! Come on quickly! Boy!Keeper: What is the matter? Madam?Wife: Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to welcome any people, so you will tell the people who calls on him that boss has went to study in England. .Keeper: Yes! Madam!Aside: While it is going on, liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have came to the gate of ZhuGeliang’s house.SCENE3 Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Let me strike the door! Open! Open!!!Keeper: (Check from the peep hole) Are these men asking for the debt? (Open the door)Liubei: This is liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife.Keeper: Zhu said he is not in.Liubei: En????Keeper: Oh! No!...I mean …I mean my boss is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6,and he may not be come back this month.Liubei: OK! We are waiting for him here!Guanyu: Nobody knows that when he will come back, thus, let’s go home!Aside: The three men went away with disappointed. After a month, the deeply autumn came! They came here at the second time. Unfortunately, they didn’t see Zhugeliang again. Two month passed, the cold winter is coming! It is heavy snow and very cold outsides. ZhuGeliang knows the reason that why they come here three times, and orders the keeper to let them come in whiles his wife is outside.SCENE4 Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Please tell me in time when you would see him next time, let me bind13 him up for you. It really should not trouble you to come here time and time again.Liubei: These days, the borrower is the god! Let’s go there again and show our the warmest heart to move them.(Knock the door)Keeper:My boss is at home today, but he is reading books about CET-6. Please wait for a moment!Zhangfei:Xiao Zhu! Come out! Brothers, help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece. Get out, or I will burn your house down!Guanyu: Sunflower press! AI. Litter brother, big brother has said several times, We are intellectuals, understand?Don't be so rude, we are here for debt, not for his life. If you will kill him, where is our money?Liubei: The submortagage crisis is so serious, don’t you know that simple reason? If you know, please bat your eyes!Zhangfei (Bat eyes)Guanyu: sunflower press!!!!!Zhangfei: Where did you get this KongFu?Guanyu: Hehe! I get it from a TV program called “My Own Swordsman”, which is so popular with lots of people in China!Zhangfei: Why not say it earlier? We three brother could run a company of Chinese KongFu if we had know that before!Guanyu: Oh!! That is a good idea!!!!Keeper: Don’t interrupt!!!! Boss is reading!!!Liubei: Keep quite!!!Aside: at this time, zhugeliang is exciting, but his wife come back soon.SCENE 5: ZhuGeliang’s HomeActors: ZhuGeliang wife liubei Zhangfei GuanyuZhuGeliang: Thank goodness, here's Liubei at last. Ha ha ha ……….Wife: Wof! Darling! He may come here to ask me to repay his money. We can’t let him in.ZhuGeliang: My darling, please don’t worry. I can make liubei go back with nothing by my sliver14 tongue.Liubei: Mr. ZhuGeliang. I have hunted you for a long time!Zhu: Oh! You are Liubei. What can I do for you ?Liu: my brother, you have borrowed me $500, when you repay it for me? I have starved for several days.ZhuGeliang: I owe you $500? who can testify? Please give me a chance, I want to be an honest man.Liubei: How can I give you a chance? Speak it to the judge.Zhu: Please look, although having ambition , you are just a guarder .We can enlarge our power from this base, and then attack Caocao. At last I believe that we can reign15 the whole country.Liubei: I’m so surprised! I don’t know you are so ideal.ZhuGeliang: If I give you a map, could I not repay your money?Liubei: En…….you know so much about affairs, are you willing to create a new country together with us?ZhuGeliang: But I can’t help you, I have accustom16 the life at present.Liubei: If you don’t help me , the citizen will live a harder life , please don’t refuse.ZhuGeliang: En……sorry, I can’t. Because my wife forces me to pass the CET-6 recently. If you can help me to resolve the problem, I will help you.Liu: En…..Zhangfei: (Pull) Brother, come here. Everything is fake now such as the milk. Why can’t we find somebody help us do the test or buy a key ?Guanyu: Yes! We can overdraft17 our salary from Caocao to buy the key at first.SCENE 6: ZhuGeliang’s HomeActors: Wife KeeperAside: Because the salary has been given to zhugeliang to buy the key, Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have been starving for one month.Keeper:(Happy)Sir , you are really a god . CET6 has got 600 scores. Be really to startle the universe and move the gods.Wife:What happened? 600 scores? Oh! Do not shoulder your several years studying at a cold window; Do not shoulder my night holding candle accompanying you. After your Mastergraduates, happy life will approach. Cars, house, money!SCENE 7: Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseAside: After receiving the master degree, ZhuGeliang will go to work with Liubei to establish a new Kingdom.So the couples apart.Actors: ZhuGeliang Wife Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiWife:Honey!ZhuGeliang:Darling!Wife:Excellent man have a long-range ambition. You should put cause above everything else , are sure not to miss me.ZhuGeliang:I will have a long journey .Please take care of yourself.(Turn around) Don’t worried, never miss you!!(Run) ZhuGeliang:(To Liubei)Your Majesty18, I will never forget your favour. I should be loyal and devoted to the last.Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei: Let' go!!!!!Aside: The three men go down to the hill. That is the end of the whole story. Thank you for your attention.1 advisern.劝告者,顾问参考例句:They employed me as an adviser.他们聘请我当顾问。

搞笑三顾茅庐英语剧本

搞笑三顾茅庐英语剧本
I just feel some feeling of sorrow in my heart. Is Mr ZhuGe home? We want to have a talk with him, please.
It’Байду номын сангаас doesn’t matter if you see me or not, I’m standing right there, with no emotion… it’s doesn’t matter if you miss me or not, the feeling is right there, and it isn’t going anywhere, it’s doesn’t matter…
SCENE 2 Zhugeliang’s Home
Actors: Zhu,Lu,Guan,Zhang,Server
I think we will manage it this time
What? If you don’t pull me, I will easily kill him with my strong throat!
Now,let’s go into the story. wish you will like it.
SCENE 1
Actors: Liu,Guan,Zhang,Zhuge,Server
A cigerate after dinner plays an important role in my life. En? It dosen’t burn on.
What? You said you wanna go to liuBei’s company?
En…that’s a good place in which I need not Speak English.

三顾茅庐英文版话剧剧本

三顾茅庐英文版话剧剧本

三顾茅庐英文版话剧剧本Title: Three Visits to the Thatched CottageCharacters:1. Liu Bei - Ruler of the Shu Kingdom2. Zhuge Liang - A brilliant strategist and advisor to Liu Bei3. Pang Tong - A military advisor to Liu Bei4. Cao Cao - Ruler of the Wei Kingdom5. Sima Yi - A trusted advisor to Cao Cao6. Guan Yu - A loyal general and brother of Liu Bei7. Zhang Fei - A brave general and brother of Liu Bei8. Soldiers, attendants, and messengersAct 1: Liu Bei's First VisitScene 1: Liu Bei's Palace(Liu Bei is sitting on his throne, troubled by the constant wars and seeking wise counsel)Liu Bei: (sighs) These wars are taking a toll on our people. We need someone wise and capable to help us。

Guan Yu: My lord, I have heard of a man named Zhuge Liang, who is said to possess exceptional wisdom and talent. He resides in the Thatched Cottage。

英语六人小品三顾茅庐

英语六人小品三顾茅庐

管家:谁啊 Who’s that? 张飞:查电表的 I come here to charge the bill of electricity
刘备:我们又来了,麻烦小弟通报一下 We are here again,bother to notice your boss. (屋子里传来悲伤的气息,张飞和关羽 抹眼泪) 张飞:怎么突然一阵感伤涌上心头 I just feel some feeling of sorrow in my heart.. 关羽:请问卧龙先生在家吗,我们想见 一下 Is Mr Zhu Ge home? We want to have a talk with him ,please.
What do you three take to come here?
张飞:骑马来的啊
Riding a horse ,of course.
管家:…… (管家关门) 刘备:oh, he said the money!!
The three brothers come to the stage, with gifts in Zhangfei and Guanyu’s hand
诸葛亮:(小七)
管家:饰
张飞:饰
关羽:饰
刘备:饰 旁白:
Three visits to the cottage(中文名三顾茅庐) is a story from one of the Four Great classical Chinese novels——the Three Kindoms. Zhu Ge liang is one of the main characters in the original. Also, he is an outstanding militarist, politician and the symbol of the wisdom in Chinese history. Another main actors——Liubei, who visited ZhuGeliang's thatched cottage three times and wanted to invite him to be his military adviser. Finally, ZhuGeliang was moved by Liubei' sincerity, helped the three brothers —— Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom.

【2019-2020】中英文双语版剧本-三顾茅庐-范文模板 (2页)

【2019-2020】中英文双语版剧本-三顾茅庐-范文模板 (2页)

【2019-2020】中英文双语版剧本:三顾茅庐-范文模板本文部分内容来自网络整理,本司不为其真实性负责,如有异议或侵权请及时联系,本司将立即删除!== 本文为word格式,下载后可方便编辑和修改! ==中英文双语版剧本:三顾茅庐Three visits to the cottageAside: Three visits to the cottage (中文名三顾茅庐) is a story from one of the FourGreat classical Chinese novels & mdash ;& mdash ; the Three Kindoms . ZhuGeliang is one of the main characters in the original . Also , he is an outstanding militarist , politician and the symbol of the wisdom in Chinese history . Another main actors & mdash ;& mdash ; Liubei , who visited ZhuGeliang ' s thatched cottage three times and wanted to invite him to be his military adviser . Finally , ZhuGeliang was moved by Liubei ' sincerity , helped the three brothers & mdash ;& mdash ; Liubei , Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom . He devoted his whole life to the cause and died in harness .Our script is revised from this story . In this play , we add many modern and funny elements . For example , there are some spoken lines and actions which were copied from some classical movies likeInfernal Affairs (中文名无间道), My Own SWordsman (中文名武林外传), The Flirting Scholar (中文名唐伯虎点秋香) were combined in ourplay . Also , we added some interesting pictures and audio to our slide .Maybe there are some mistakes in our dialogue . But this play is the result of painstaking efforts of our group . So we present our script to you and wish you will like it .Three visits to the cottageAside : After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden , thethree persons & mdash ;& mdash ; Liubei , Guanyu and Zhangfei - had to be janitors in Caocao ' s corporation to make a living for they。

英语剧本:三顾茅庐

英语剧本:三顾茅庐

Three visits to the cottage————By FRIENDSThree visits to the cottage(中文名三顾茅庐)is a story from one of the Four Great classical Chinese novels——the Three Kindoms. ZhuGeliang is one of the main characters in the original. Also, he is an outstanding militarist, politician and the symbol of the wisdom in Chinese history. Another main actors——Liubei, who visited ZhuGeliang's thatched cottage three times and wanted to invite him to be his military adviser. Finally, ZhuGeliang was moved by Liubei' sincerity, helped the three brothers——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom. He devoted his whole life to the cause and died in harness.Our script is revised from this story and writed by my classmates of group FRIENDS. In this play, we add many modern and funny elements. For example, there are some spoken lines and actions which were copied from some classical movies like Infernal Affairs(中文名无间道), My Own Swordsman(中文名武林外传),The Flirting Scholar(中文名唐伯虎点秋香)were combined in our play. Also, we added some interesting pictures and audio to our slide.Maybe there are some mistakes in our dialogue. But this play is the result of painstaking efforts of our group. So we present our script to you and wish you will like it.Three visits to the cottageAside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors in Caocao's corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents. SCENE 1: Liubei's homeActors: Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiGuanyu: Brother! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? It's so terrible!Liubei: Yu, it's impossible that I don't feel painful, isn't it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the Pope. Now we come down to Caocao's corporation as gatekeeper, anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles. It's very hard to get work now. No diplomas and no job offers, what are you dreaming about?Zhangfei: Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliang's wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husband’s CET-6 fees last month, it seems that it's time for us to be debt collectors now.Guanyu: Yeah, Brother! Or we'll be as poor as church mouse.Liubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Let's go! Go~~ go~! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning!Aside: And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang.SCENE 2: ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: ZhuGeliang WifeZhuGeliang: Good morning! I am the genius ZhuGeliang. But I feel so morose recently. Because my wife forced me to pass the CET-6. What’s CET-6? Do you know? You?(Ask the audience) I’ve never heart about that. And she obliged me to read so heavy books and do so many texts. It’s ridiculous. My major is military advice, not English. Why should I read this?Wife: Darling!ZhuGeliang:My wife is coming,she is so long-winded that I can never bear her.Wife:My dear, how about your study?ZhuGeliang:These books make me want to doze. I’m dizzy.Wife:Darling! Now, competition is so serious. If you can’t pass cet6 to get your master’s degree, it is difficult to find a job. I have stayed here for half of a lifetime. But never visit a bigger place like Yangling.ZhuGeliang:Don’t worry, these books are too easy for your husband and don’t need to learn. Wife:Are you sure? let me have a test to you. Listen,read and see!ZhuGeliang:A piece of cake!Wife:Listen, can you spell apple? Desk?ZhuGeliang: Sorry I can’t.Wife:You can’t? Oh, how unfortunate I am! (crying) I'm wrong, I'm really wrong, I'm wrong from the beginning. I shouldn't marry here. If I didn’t marry here, I'll never in this heartrending place now,ZhuGeliang:Don’t cry, don’t cry, stop! I ‘m going to study hard at once.Wife (laugh): That's the spirit! Do you know? We are in the red for your Cet6. I even borrowed money from the gate keeper. What can I do when they dun for debts.ZhuGeliang: Are you pointing to that gatekeeper Liubei?Wife: Oh! Yes! Come on quickly! Boy!Keeper: What is the matter? Madam?Wife: Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to welcome any people, so you will tell the people who calls on him that boss has went to study in England. .Keeper: Yes! Madam!Aside: While it is going on, liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have came to the gate of ZhuGeliang’s house.SCENE3 Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Let me strike the door! Open! Open!!!Keeper: (Check from the peep hole) Are these men asking for the debt? (Open the door) Liubei: This is liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife.Keeper: Zhu said he is not in.Liubei: En????Keeper: Oh! No!...I mean …I mean my boss is studying English in England for the exam of CET-6,and he may not be come back this month.Liubei: OK! We are waiting for him here!Guanyu: Nobody knows that when he will come back, thus, let’s go home!Aside: The three men went away with disappointed. After a month, the deeply autumn came! They came here at the second time. Unfortunately, they didn’t see Zhugeliang again. Two month passed, the cold winter is coming! It is heavy snow and very cold outsides. ZhuGeliang knows the reason that why they come here three times, and orders the keeper to let them come in whiles his wife is outside.SCENE4 Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseActors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei KeeperZhangfei: Please tell me in time when you would see him next time, let me bind him up for you. It really should not trouble you to come here time and time again.Liubei: These days, the borrower is the god! Let’s go there again and show our the warmest heart to move them.(Knock the door)Keeper:My boss is at home today, but he is reading books about CET-6. Please wait for a moment!Zhangfei:Xiao Zhu! Come out! Brothers, help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece. Get out, or I will burn your house down!Guanyu: Sunflower press! AI. Litter brother, big brother has said several times, We are intellectuals, understand? Don't be so rude, we are here for debt, not for his life. If you will kill him, where is our money?Liubei: The submortagage crisis is so serious, don’t y ou know that simple reason? If you know, please bat your eyes!Zhangfei (Bat eyes)Guanyu: sunflower press!!!!!Zhangfei: Where did you get this KongFu?Guanyu: Hehe! I get it from a TV program called “My Own Swordsman”, which is so popular with lots of people in China!Zhangfei: Why not say it earlier? We three brother could run a company of Chinese KongFu if we had know that before!Guanyu: Oh!! That is a good idea!!!!Keeper: Don’t interrupt!!!! Boss is reading!!!Liubei: Keep quite!!!Aside: at this time, zhugeliang is exciting, but his wife come back soon.SCENE 5: ZhuGeliang’s HomeActors: ZhuGeliang wife liubei Zhangfei GuanyuZhuGeliang: Thank goodness, here's Liubei at last. Ha ha ha ……….Wife: Wof! Darling! He may come here to ask me to rep ay his money. We can’t let him in. ZhuGeliang: My darling, please don’t worry. I can make liubei go back with nothing by my sliver tongue.Liubei: Mr. ZhuGeliang. I have hunted you for a long time!Zhu: Oh! You are Liubei. What can I do for you ?Liu: my brother, you have borrowed me $500, when you repay it for me? I have starved for several days.ZhuGeliang: I owe you $500? who can testify? Please give me a chance, I want to be an honest man.Liubei: How can I give you a chance? Speak it to the judge.Zhu: Please look, although having ambition , you are just a guarder .We can enlarge our power from this base, and then attack Caocao. At last I believe that we can reign the whole country. Liubei: I’m so surprised! I don’t know you are so ideal.ZhuGeliang: If I give you a map, could I not repay your money?Liubei: En…….you know so much about affairs, are you willing to create a new country together with us?ZhuGeliang: But I can’t help you, I have accustom the life at present.Liubei: If you don’t help me , the citizen will live a harder life , please don’t refuse. ZhuGeliang: En……sorry, I can’t. Because my wife forces me to pass the CET-6 recently. If you can help me to resolve the problem, I will help you.Liu: En…..Zhangfei: (Pull) Brother, come here. Everything is fake now such as the milk. Why can’t we find somebody help us do the test or buy a key ?Guanyu: Yes! We can overdraft our salary from Caocao to buy the key at first.SCENE 6: ZhuGeliang’s HomeActors: Wife KeeperAside: Because the salary has been given to zhugeliang to buy the key, Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have been starving for one month.Keeper:(Happy)Sir , you are really a god . CET6 has got 600 scores. Be really to startle the universe and move the gods.Wife:What happened? 600 scores? Oh! Do not shoulder your several years studying at a cold window; Do not shoulder my night holding candle accompanying you. After your Master graduates, happy life will approach. Cars, house, money!SCENE 7: Outside ZhuGeliang’s houseAside: After receiving the master degree, ZhuGeliang will go to work with Liubei to establish a new Kingdom.So the couples apart.Actors: ZhuGeliang Wife Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiWife:Honey!ZhuGeliang:Darling!Wife:Excellent man have a long-range ambition. You should put cause above everything else , are sure not to miss me.ZhuGeliang:I will have a long journey .Please take care of yourself.(Turn around) Don’t worried, never miss you!!(Run)ZhuGeliang:(To Liubei)Your Majesty, I will never forget your favour. I should be loyal and devoted to the last.Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei: Let' go!!!!!Aside: The three men go down to the hill. That is the end of the whole story. Thank you for your attention.本文来自: 教客网剧本大全(/xiaopin/index.html) 详细出处参考:/xiaopin/xiaopin_269965.html。

7人搞笑版英语话剧剧本-三顾茅庐 (1)

7人搞笑版英语话剧剧本-三顾茅庐 (1)

Three visits to the cottageThree visits to the cottage(中文名三顾茅庐)is a story from one of the four great classical chinese novels——the three kingdoms. Zhugeliang is one of the main characters in the original. Also, he is an outstanding militarist['militərist](军事家), politician and the symbol of the wisdom in Chinese history. Another main actor——Liubei, who visited Zhugeliang's thatched[θætʃt](茅草盖的)cottage three times and wanted to invite him to be his military adviser(军师). Finally, Zhugeliang was moved by Liubei' sincerity, helped the three brothers——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu kingdom. He devoted his whole life to the cause and died in harness.Our script is revised(修改)from this story and waited by my classmates of group friends. In this play, we add many modern and funny elements. For example, there are some spoken lines and actions which were copied from some classical movies like infernal affairs(中文名无间道), my own swordsman(中文名武林外传),the flirting scholar(中文名唐伯虎点秋香)were combined in our play.Three visits to the cottageAside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden(桃园结义), the three persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors['dʒænitə](守卫)in Caocao's corporation[,kɔ:pə'reiʃən](公司)to makea living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary['ledʒəndəri](传说的)and mysterious (神秘的)character Zhugeliang,who had been forced to attend cet-6 test by his wife,was reviewing examination contents.Scene 1: Liubei’s homeActors: Liubei ,Guanyu,ZhangfeiGuanyu: Brothers! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic(不幸的) life end? It’s so terrible!Liubei: Yu, it's impossible that i don't feel painful, isn't it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the pope(人在屋檐下,不得不低头). Now we come down to Cao cao’s corporation(公司)as gatekeeper(看门人), anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles. It’s very hard to get work now. No diplomas [di'pləumə](学位证,毕业证)and no job offers, what are you dreaming about? Zhangfei: Oh, brother! Zhugeliang’s wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husband’s cet-6 fees last month; it seems that it's time for us to be debt collectors(收債人)now.Guanyu: Yeah, brother! Or we'll be as poor as church mouse(一贫如洗).Liubei: Alas[ə'læs]! How did i forget this? Let’s go! Go~~ go~! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning(催债)!Aside: and then the three brothers climb the mountain to find zhugeliang.Scene 2: Z hugeliang’s houseActors: Zhugeliang wifeZhugeliang: Good morning! I am the genius Zhugeliang. But i feel so morose [mə'rəus](郁闷的)recently. Because my wife forced me to pass the cet-6. What’s cet-6? Do you know? You? (Ask the audience) I’ve never hear about that. And she obliged[ə'blaidʒd](要求)me to read so heavy books and do so many texts. It’s ridiculous[ri'dikjuləs](荒谬的). My major is military advice, not English. Whyshould i read this?Wife: darling!Zhugeliang:My wife is coming,she is so long-winded(罗嗦的)that I can never bear her.Wife:My dear, how about your study?Zhugeliang:These books make me want to doze[dəuz](打瞌睡). I’m dizzy(头昏眼花的).Wife:Darling! Now, competition is so serious. If you can’t pass cet6 to get your master’s degree, it is difficult to find a job. I have stayed here for half of a lifetime. But never visit a bigger place like Yangling.Zhugeliang:Don’t worry, these books are too easy for your husband and don’t need to learn.Wife:are you sure? Let me have a test to you. Listen,read and see! Zhugeliang:A piece of cake!Wife:Listen, can you spell apple? desk?Zhugeliang: Sorry I can’t.Wife:you can’t? Oh, how unfortunate i am! (Crying) I’m wrong, I’m really wrong, I’m wrong from the beginning. I shouldn't marry here. If i didn’t’t marry here, I’ll never in this heartrending(令人心碎的)place now.Zhugeliang:Don’t cry, don’t cry, stop! I’m going to study hard at once.Wife (laugh): That's the spirit! Do you know? We are in the red for your cet6. I even borrowed money from the gate keeper. What can i do when they dun(催债) for debts.Zhugeliang: Are you pointing to that gatekeeper Liubei?Wife: Oh! Yes! Come on quickly! Boy!Keeper: What is the matter, Madam?Wife: Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to welcome anypeople, so you will tell the people who calls on him that boss has went to study in England. .Keeper: Yes, madam!Aside: While it is going on, Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei have come to the gate of Z hugeliang’s house.Scene3: outsid e Z hugeliang’s houseActors: Liubei, Guanyu, Zhangfei and KeeperZhangfei: Let me strike the door! Open! Open!!!Keeper: (check from the peep hole) Are these men asking for the debt? (Open the door)Liubei: This is Liubei! We are calling on Zhugeliang and his wife.Keeper: Zhu said he is not in.Liubei: en????Keeper: Oh! No...I mean …i mean my boss i s studying English in England for the exam of cet-6, and he may not be come back this month.Liubei: Ok! We are waiting for him here!Guanyu: N obody knows that when he will come back, thus, let’s go home!Aside: The three men went away with disappointed. After a month, the deeply autumn came! They came here at the second time. Unfortunately, they didn’t see Zhugeliang again. Two month passed, the cold winter is coming! It is heavy snowing and very cold outsides. Zhugeliang knows the reason that why they come here three times, and orders the keeper to let them come in whiles his wife is outside.Scene4 outside Z hugeliang’s houseActors: Liubei, Guanyu Zhangfei and KeeperZhangfei: Please tell me in time when you would see him next time, let me bind(绑) him up for you. It really should not trouble you to come here time and time again. Liubei: These days, the borrower is the god! Let’s go there again and show our warmest heart to move them. (Knock the door)Keeper:My boss is at home today, but he is reading books about cet-6. please wait for a moment!Zhangfei: Xiao Zhu! Come out! Brothers, help me to take care of my seventh uncle and his third niece. Get out, or i will burn your house down!Guanyu: Sunflower press! (葵花点穴手)Ai!Litter brother, big brother has said several times, we are intellectuals[,intə'lektjuəl, ] (知识分子), understand? Don’t be so rude, we are here for debt, not for his life. If you kill him, where is our money? Liubei: The submortagage crisis is so serious; don’t you know that sim ple reason? If you know, please bat your eyes!Zhangfei (bat eyes)Guanyu: sunflower press!!!!!Zhangfei: Where did you get this kongfu?Guanyu: hehe! I get it from a TV program called “my own swordsman['sɔ:dzmən](剑客,军人)”, which is so popular with lots of people in China!Zhangfei: Why not say it earlier? We three brothers could run a company of Chinese kongfu if we had known that before!Guanyu: Oh!! That is a good idea!!!!Keeper: D on’t interrupt!!!! Boss is reading!!!Liubei: Keep quite!!!Aside: At this time, Zhugeliang is exciting, but his wife comes back soon.Scene 5: Z hugeliang’s homeActors: Zhugeliang wife, Liubei, Zhangfei and GuanyuZhugeliang: Thank goodness, here's Liubei at last. Ha ha ha ……….Wife: Watch out! Darling! He may come here to ask me to repay his money. We can’t let him in.Zhugeliang: M y darling, please don’t worry. I can make Liubei go back with nothing by my sliver tongue(口才).Liubei: Mr. Zhugeliang. I have hunted you for a long time!Zhu: Oh! You are Liubei. What can i do for you?Liu: My brother, you have borrowed me 500yuan, when you repay it for me? I have starved for several days.Zhugeliang: I owe you 500yuan? Who can testify['testifai] (作证)? Please give me a chance; I want to be an honest man.Liubei: How can i give you a chance? Speak it to the judge.Zhu: Please look, although having ambition, you are just a guarder(守卫).We can enlarge our power from this base, and then attack Caocao. At last, i believe that we can reign[rein](统治)the whole country.Liubei: I’m so sur prised! I don’t know you are so ideal.Zhugeliang: If I give you a map, could i not repay your money?Liubei: en…….you know so much about affairs, are you willing to create a new country together with us?Zhugeliang: But I can’t help you, I have accustom the life at present.Liubei: I f you don’t help me , the citizen(老百姓)will live a harder life , please don’t refuse.Zhugeliang: en……sorry, i can’t. Because my wife forces me to pass the cet-6 recently. If you can help me to resolve the problem, i will help you.Liu: en…..Zhangfei: (pull) Brother, come here. Everything is fake(假货)such as the milk now. Why can’t we find somebody help us do the test or buy a key?Guanyu: Yes! We can overdraft(透支)our salary from Caocao to buy the key at first.Scene 6: Zhug eliang’s homeActors: Wife,KeeperAside: Because the salary has been given to Zhugeliang to buy the key, Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei have been starving for one month.Keeper:(happy)Sir , you are really a god . Cet6 has got 600 scores, being really to startle (震惊)the universe and move the gods.Wife:What happened? 600 scores? Oh! Do not shoulder your several years studying at a cold window; do not shoulder my night holding candle accompanying you. After your master graduates, happy life will approach. Cars, house, money!Scene 7: outsid e zhugeliang’s houseAside: After receiving the master degree, Zhugeliang will go to work with Liubei to establish a new kingdom. So the couples apart.Actors: Zhugeliang, wife, Liubei, Guanyu, ZhangfeiWife:Honey!Zhugeliang:Darling!Wife:Excellent man have a long-range ambition. You should put cause above everything else, be sure not to miss me.Zhugeliang:I will have a long journey .Please take care of yourself.(turn around) Don’t worried, never miss you!!(Run)Zhugeliang:(to Liubei)your majesty['mædʒisti](威严), I will never forget your favour. I will be loyal and devoted to the last.Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei: Let’s go!!!!!Aside: The three men go down to the hill. That is the end of the whole story. Thank you for your attention.。

英语话剧三顾茅庐剧本(精心修改版)

英语话剧三顾茅庐剧本(精心修改版)

SCENE 1 : Liu Bei's Home
Actors : Liu Bei & Guan Yu & Zhang Fei
Guan Yu: Brother! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? It's so terrible!
Zhang Fei: Let me knock the door! Open! Open!
Keeper: (Check from the peep hole) Are these men asking for the debt? (Open the door)
Liu Bei: I'm Liu Bei. We want to see Zhuge Liang and his wife.
Wife: Darling!
Zhuge Liang: There comes my wife! She loves money, and she talks much.
Wife: My dear, how about your study?
Zhuge Liang: Well, to tell you the truth, these books make me want to sleep.
Wife: Darling! Now, competition is so fierce. If you can't pass the CET-6 to get your master's degree, it is difficult to find a job. I have stayed here for half of my lifetime and never been to big cities like Tieling.

英语话剧 三顾茅庐

英语话剧  三顾茅庐

And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang.
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Good morning! I am the legend man(传说哥), ZhuGeliang I am a man,not a god. And I feel so morose recently. Because my wife forced me to pass the CET-4. What‟s CET-4? Do you know? You,you,you,know,no,you don‟t know?(Ask the audience) and,I also don‟t know.
Yeah, Brother! Or we'll be as poor as church mouse.
Alas! How did I forget this? Let„s go! Go~~ go go, Hurry up and follow me, let‟s go to the mountain for money!
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搞笑三顾茅庐英语剧本

搞笑三顾茅庐英语剧本
• 一部经我们精心改变的英语短 剧,超级搞笑、绝对震撼。 • 故事纯属虚构,如有雷同,绝 对盗版。 • 绝对物超所值,绝对汗,神起 ……
Three visits to the cottage(中文名三顾茅庐) is a story from one of the Four Great classical Chinese novels——the Three Kindoms. ZhuGeliang is one of the main characters in the original. Also, he is an outstanding militarist, politician and the symbol of the wisdom in Chinese history. Another main actors——Liubei, who visited ZhuGeliang‘s thatched cottage three times and wanted to invite him to be his military adviser. Finally, ZhuGeliang was moved by Liubei’ sincerity, helped the three brothers——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom. Now,let’s go into the story. wish you will like it.
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Certainly,Mr.Cao bully us too much. 必须的,老曹太欺负人了 According to our custom?
Ok.
No problem.
Buliang, go to open the door.

剧本三顾茅庐

剧本三顾茅庐

三顾茅庐剧本旁白:IntroductionIn this presentation, we will outline for you the traditional story of Three Visits to the Cottage. This is a story from one of the Four Great classical Chinese novels——the Romance of the Three Kindoms.ZhuGeliang, a famous military advisor, politician and symbol of wisdom in Chinese history is one of the main characters in the story. Another important character is Liu Bei, who visits ZhuGeliang three times to invite him to become his military strategist. Zhu Geliang is so moved by Liubei' sincere request that he agrees to help the three brothers——Liu Bei, Guan Yu and Zhang Fei establish the Shu Kindom.Now, we would like to present to you our revised version of this traditional tale!Scene One 第一幕This is Zhu Geliang’s cottage. The three brothers will be coming.屋子中,诸葛亮和猪不亮上场...(Tables in the room)Zhu Geliang:Eh? This room is so dirty. Bu Liang, Go and clean the room. Buliang:ok,ok,I will clean the room,I 'll clean it right now!诸不亮扫地···(sweeping the floor)三兄弟上场,关羽(头巾),刘备(墨镜),张飞(不停打嗝)(three brothers getting on stage)刘:饭后一支烟,赛过活神仙Liu Bei: A Cuban cigar is what I look forward to after dinner, it's really satisfying. The best cigar in the world.(伸手,张飞点烟,刘深吸一口,长舒一口气)刘:嗯?没点着Liu Bei: Eh? It won’t light?张飞:凑合着吧,老师不让抽烟Zhang Fei: Right, but this is the only one we have left.Liu Bei: Are you kidding me?Zhang Fei: Actually I lost them when I went to the toilet, and I tried very hard to get this one out.关羽:此番前来,定要邀请的卧龙先生Guan Yu: Skip the crap! Let's get down to business! Remember what we're doing here? We must persuade Zhu Geliang to come with us!张飞:必须的,老曹太欺负人了Zhang Fei: You’re right, we desperately need Zhu Geliang, because Cao of Wei Kingdom poses a huge danger to us all.三人来到门前,石头剪子布(3 brothers at the door)Zhang Fei: Who will knock on the door?Liu Bei:Let's do it according to our custom?Guan Yu:OK.Zhang Fei:No problem.刘备三人进行石头剪子布,刘备输了,其余两人把刘备推到前面。

介绍三顾茅庐的故事英语

介绍三顾茅庐的故事英语

介绍三顾茅庐的故事英语The Three Visits to the Thatched Cottage.The Three Visits to the Thatched Cottage is a famous story in Chinese history that tells the tale of Liu Bei's quest to recruit Zhuge Liang to his cause. Zhuge Liang was a renowned strategist and scholar who lived in seclusion in a thatched cottage in the mountains. Liu Bei, a warlord seeking to restore the Han dynasty, heard of Zhuge Liang's talents and resolved to visit him to seek his assistance.The First Visit.On a cold winter day, Liu Bei, accompanied by his sworn brothers Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, set out for the thatched cottage. Upon arriving, they found the cottage empty and were told by a neighbor that Zhuge Liang had gone to the mountains to gather firewood. Undeterred, Liu Bei and his companions waited for Zhuge Liang's return.As night fell, Zhuge Liang returned home. Liu Bei introduced himself and explained his purpose for the visit. However, Zhuge Liang remained indifferent, citing his lack of interest in worldly affairs. Liu Bei, disappointed but not discouraged, expressed his admiration for Zhuge Liang's wisdom and begged him to reconsider.The Second Visit.Several weeks later, Liu Bei returned to the thatched cottage, hoping to persuade Zhuge Liang to join him. Again, he found the cottage empty. This time, he and his companions waited for several days, enduring the harsh winter conditions.Finally, on the third day, Zhuge Liang appeared. Liu Bei once again pleaded with him to join his cause. Zhuge Liang, impressed by Liu Bei's sincerity and determination, agreed to meet him in person.The Third Visit.Liu Bei's third visit to the thatched cottage was a pivotal moment in their relationship. Zhuge Liang, having carefully considered Liu Bei's request, outlined his vision for the future of China. He spoke of restoring the Han dynasty and creating a just and prosperous society.Liu Bei was deeply moved by Zhuge Liang's words. He recognized in him a brilliant strategist and a kindredspirit who shared his aspirations. With great joy, he accepted Zhuge Liang's offer to serve as his chief advisor.The Significance of the Three Visits.The Three Visits to the Thatched Cottage is a storythat has been told and retold for centuries in China. It is a testament to the power of perseverance and the importance of finding the right people to help achieve one's goals.Liu Bei's three visits to Zhuge Liang represent the lengths to which a leader must go to secure the best talent. His sincerity, determination, and willingness to endure hardship won over Zhuge Liang, who became his most trustedadvisor and played a crucial role in his eventual success.The story also highlights the value of humility and openness to new ideas. Zhuge Liang, despite his brilliance, was humble enough to listen to Liu Bei's vision and to recognize his own potential to make a difference.Legacy.The Three Visits to the Thatched Cottage has had a profound impact on Chinese culture. It is considered a classic example of the importance of perseverance, loyalty, and the search for wisdom. The story continues to inspire leaders and individuals alike to seek out the best talent and to never give up on their dreams.The thatched cottage where Zhuge Liang lived is now a national monument and a popular tourist destination in China. It serves as a reminder of the enduring legacy of the Three Visits and the timeless values it embodies.。

经典英文情景剧剧本《三顾茅庐》(双语)

经典英文情景剧剧本《三顾茅庐》(双语)

Three visits to the cottage 三顾茅庐Aside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, thethree persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors in Caocao's corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.旁白——话说刘关张桃园三结义之后四处奔波一时间找不到工作不得不在曹操的公司靠看大门为生而此时那个传说中的神秘人物诸葛卧龙先生正专心在家复习考试因为他的老婆黄氏逼着他参加CET-6SCENE 1: Liubei's homeActors: Liubei Guanyu ZhangfeiGuanyu: Brother! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? It's so terrible!Guanyu: Yeah, Brother! Or we'll be as poor as church mouseLiubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Let's go! Go~~ go~! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning!Aside: And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang.场景一刘备家刘备关羽张飞上关羽——大哥咱们都饿了好几天了这种吃糠咽菜的生活我们要过到什么时候啊哎刘备——二弟这大哥我怎么可能不难受嘛可是常言道人在屋檐下怎能不低头我们现在曹操的公司里给人家看大门这年头工作这么难找我们三兄弟学历又不高好不容易能有口饭吃就很不错了哪还有什么奢求呀张飞——大哥对了上个月后面山头诸葛老师的老婆来问我们借走了500块钱去给她老公交学费去了都好久没还我们是不是应该去要回来关羽——是啊大哥不然的话这样下去我们就得喝西北风了刘备——哎就是我怎么这岔给忘了走走走二弟三弟随我这就上山 (收拾家伙挽袖子)旁白——兄弟三人就此上山。

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Three visits to the cottage————By FRIENDS
Three visits to the cottage(中文名三顾茅庐) is a story from one of the Four Great classical Chinese novels——the Three Kindoms. ZhuGeliang is one of the main characters in the original. Also, he is an outstanding militarist, politician and the symbol of the wisdom in Chinese history. Another main actors——Liubei, who visited ZhuGeliang's thatched cottage three times and wanted to invite him to be his military adviser. Finally, ZhuGeliang was moved by Liubei' sincerity, helped the three brothers——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom. He devoted his whole life to the cause and died in harness.
ZhuGeliang: Are you pointing to that gatekeeper Liubei?
Wife: Oh! Yes! Come on quickly! Boy!
Keeper: What is the matter? Madam?
Wife: Listen carefully! My husband is too busy doing his homework to welcome any people, so you will tell the people who calls on him that boss has went to study in England. .
ZhuGeliang:Don’t worry, these books are too easy for your husband and don’t need to learn.
Wife:Are you sure? let me have a test to you. Listen,read and see!
ZhuGeliang:Don’t cry, don’t cry, stop! I ‘m going to study hard at once.
Wife (laugh): That's the spirit! Do you know? We are in the red for your Cet6. I even borrowed money from the gate keeper. What can I do when they dun for debts.
Actors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei Keeper
Zhangfei: Let me strike the door! Open! Open!!!
Keeper: (Check from the peep hole) Are these men asking for the debt? (Open the door)
ZhuGeliang:A piece of cake!
Wife:Listen, can you spell apple? Desk?
ZhuGeliang: Sorry I can’t.
Wife:You can’t? Oh, how unfortunate I am! (crying) I'm wrong, Irong from the beginning. I shouldn't marry here. If I didn’t marry here, I'll never in this heartrending place now,
Guanyu: Yeah, Brother! Or we'll be as poor as church mouse.
Liubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Let's go! Go~~ go~! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning!
Our script is revised from this story and writed by my classmates of group FRIENDS. In this play, we add many modern and funny elements. For example, there are some spoken lines and actions which were copied from some classical movies like Infernal Affairs(中文名无间道), My Own Swordsman(中文名武林外传),The Flirting Scholar(中文名唐伯虎点秋香) were combined in our play. Also, we added some interesting pictures and audio to our slide.
SCENE 1: Liubei's home
Actors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei
Guanyu: Brother! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? It's so terrible!
Keeper: Yes! Madam!
Aside: While it is going on, liubei Guanyu Zhangfei have came to the gate of ZhuGeliang’s house.
SCENE3 Outside ZhuGeliang’s house
Three visits to the cottage
Aside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors in Caocao's corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.
Maybe there are some mistakes in our dialogue. But this play is the result of painstaking efforts of our group. So we present our script to you and wish you will like it.
Aside: And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang.
SCENE 2: ZhuGeliang’s house
Actors: ZhuGeliang Wife
ZhuGeliang: Good morning! I am the genius ZhuGeliang. But I feel so morose recently. Because my wife forced me to pass the CET-6. What’s CET-6? Do you know? You?(Ask the audience) I’ve never heart about that. And she obliged me to read so heavy books and do so many texts. It’s ridiculous. My major is military advice, not English. Why should I read this?
Liubei: Yu, it's impossible that I don't feel painful, isn't it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the Pope. Now we come down to Caocao's corporation as gatekeeper, anyhow we can fill our stomachs between whiles. It's very hard to get work now. No diplomas and no job offers, what are you dreaming about?
Liubei: This is liubei! We are calling on ZhuGeliang and his wife.
Keeper: Zhu said he is not in.
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