英语搞笑小品剧本1

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Characters:

Narrator(N), Salesman(S), Dad(D), Maggie(M), Alice(A),Candy(C), Policeman(P)

Preparation:

学校布景,做糖果用桌及相关材料,小贩家布景

Scene1(At Salesman’s home)

N:

Oops! It’s time to make candies now.(看表)

First, put the flour on the table.

Then, water, sugar, flour.(边说边做)

Now press, press……

Oh, my dirty hands! Never mind! Just do it!(满不在意的神情)

Press, press……

Oh, my god!(鼻涕)Never mind! Just do it!

Press, press, the ch ildren will not know it , it’s OK,hehe……Now let me cut it into pieces!

One, two, three, four, five……(用脏菜刀)

Wow, everything is ready!

糖果钻出来(跳舞),跳完后,非常难过地说:

Oh,I’msodirtyandugly!Whatcan I do? The students will eat me! And they will be ill! Wuwu…S:

Mmmm…Itlooksdirty,letmegiveyouanicecoat!(给它穿上)Wow!Nowit’s so beautiful! Haha……

C:

Oh, no! Don’t sell me! I’m dirty!(拖糖果下场)

Scene2(At the school gate)

N:

(小贩拉着糖上场,吆喝):

Candies! Candies! Sweet candies! ……M:

Oh, Alice! Look! Candies!

A:

Yeah! I think they are yummy!

M:

Let’s ask him.

A:

OK!

C:

Don’t buy me!(非常焦急)

M&A:

Why?

C:

I’m dirty!

M:

No, you look nice!

C:

What can I do? (面向观众) Wuwu…(小贩将她拉在后面) S:

Candies! Candies!(引诱两个女孩)

M&A:

How much are they?

S:

Do you have money?(轻蔑)

M&A:

Money?(对视)

M:

Oh, I’ve no money!(失落之极)

A:

Me too.

S:

No money? So sorry!(吆喝着走开,下场)

M:

What can we do now?

A:

Let’s ask dad for money.

M:

But how to ask?

A:

How?…Oh,I know ,let’s make him happy ,and he will give us money.(自信)

M:

Good idea!(全部下场)

Scene 3:(At Maggie’s home)

N:

Thechildrenhavetogohomeandaskdadforsomemoney,andtheyknowtheirfatheris goodatplayingguitar,sotheywilldosomethingclever.(爸爸看报)

M:

Dad,dad,let’s sing a song ,OK? (同时Alice去取吉他准备拿给爸爸)A:

And play the guitar for us!

M:

We know you play so well!

(爸爸诧异地看着孩子)

D:

Oh? What a bright day today!

M&A:

Please, dad!(哀求)

D:

OK! Let’s.

(取吉他,开始准备)D:

Which song do you like? How about Edelweiss?M&A:

Of course!

(开始弹,第一段孩子随节奏起舞,第二段孩子开始轻声讨论起来“youfirst”之类的话,爸爸停止弹琴。)

D:

What’s the matter?

M:

Dad, we have no money!

A:

Can we have some please?

D:

I think you have lots of pocket money ,and you don’t need any more.M:

I want to buy some candies at the school gate.

A:

They look so sweet and nice!

M:

Other students always buy them!

D:

But……You can’t ! They are quiteunhealthy. Please go and do yourhomework..(置之不理,转头看报,孩子回到房间)

M:

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