英语话剧.txt

公交车上的闹剧
6人小品
道具:方向盘,几个凳子,挎包,白菜包
演员:小孩,司机(男三号),售票员(女二号),女青年(女一号),小伙子(男一号),旅客(男二号),客串剧本:陈树彬,刘梅等五年级组全体人员
类型;三幕情景短剧
时间:2005年12月21日
第一幕:上车
司机:转动方向盘做停车的动作.
售票员:各位旅客,到站啦,先下后上排好队,请大家注意秩序!（湖南方言）
女青年:瞧,瞧,咱运气来了挡也挡不住,轮到我第一个上车,哈哈,这儿正好有座位,真是老天有眼哪!.(抱着一大包白菜上了蹒跚地上了车,作高兴状.)
小伙子:唉,唉,司机同志,请先别关门.(最后一个急匆匆地上了车.)
售票员:各位旅客，买票啦!(挎着包拿出一摞票据.)（四川话）
女青年:到“万家乐”商场多少钱?
售票员:一元钱.
女青年:咦,怎么涨价了,原先不是九毛吗?
售票员:那是三个月以前的价,现在是春节期间.早就涨价了,难道你不知道吗?
女青年:俺好久没有出门子了,哪晓得这等邪撇子事.(从口袋内掏出一元钱硬币递给售票员) 小伙子:喂小姐,到南宫房小区多少钱?
售票员:什么小姐小姐的,同志,请你说话注意点分寸行不行?要是你这么一说,别人还以为我是干那个的呢?哼!(边说边作生气状)故意瞪了小伙子一眼.
小伙子:对不起,我说得不是那个意思,你千万别误会了,我的姑奶奶……
售票员:姑奶奶也是你随便叫的吗?狗嘴里吐不出象牙来.恶心.废话少说,快拿一块钱来,你到终点站下车就行了.(有点不耐烦了)（广东方言）
小伙子:给,谢谢哈(嬉皮笑脸)
售票员:真是时代不同了，别惹我，忙着哩！.
第二幕:车内
司机:前面路上有个小孩,我要拐弯,你给旅客们说说.(悄悄地给旁边的售票员说)
售票员:各位旅（LU）客请注意了,车子前面要拐（GUAN）弯,请大家抓好头上面的塑料拐拐.(用山东方言说道)
大家赶紧齐动手去抓塑料拐拐。

小伙子:这儿有个窝正好可以坐下。

嘿嘿！(慌忙抢女青年身旁的座位)
女青年:去去去，靠边站，这是俺的窝。

客串：这棵（KUO）大白（BEI）菜真嫩（NUN），从哪儿买的？
女青年：自家种的，拿到商场去卖。

小伙子:什么白菜萝卜的？这都什么年代了,还兴用白菜来占窝的?(没好气地说)
女青年:你说啥什么年代呀,什么叫女士优先懂不？是我先来的,谁叫你上来得晚呢.
小伙子:上来得晚就倒霉呀?看看座位上面有你的名字了不?
女青年:你这人咋这样喜欢强词夺理呢（NI）,俗话说”好男不跟女斗”,没想到你这人这么没
品位!
小伙子:你说谁呢,乡巴佬！
女青年:乡下人怎么了，瞧不起咱乡下人呀？想当年毛主席不也是乡下人呀？乡下从怎么招你惹你了。

瞧你那小样,我还看你不是东西呢（NI）
小伙子:我本来就不是东西,是人,Do you know?
售票员:别吵啦请保持安静!（普通话）
司机:拐弯喽!
售票员:各位抓紧塑料拐拐啦!(河南方言)
女青年:哎呀,谁瞎了眼撞到我的胳了捭（BAI）子了.哎哟!
小伙子:活该!这回遭报应了吧?(自言自语道)
女青年:是你呗？怎么想乘机占我的便宜不成?
小伙子:真是“窦娥冤”哪!我站得好好的,我又没碰你!看我离你远着呢.(努力争辩着)
旅客:不好意思,对不起,刚才车转弯时,我没掌握好平拐拐，碰着你的人是我.(主动站出来承认错误)
女青年:没关系,下次注意就行了（温柔地说）.瞧瞧人家多有礼貌,不像某些人那么差劲.（故意没好气）
小伙子:你以为我没听见,你是说我差劲吗?还没你差劲呢,居然还好意思把座位占了一路？.咱俩到底谁差劲,让大家评一评理.瞧一瞧，看一看啦！
售票员:好了,好了,安静,安静,大家都少说一句不就成了,大过年的,真是的.“万家乐”车站马上就要到了,要下车的同志请整理好东西，准备下车.（湖南方言）
第三幕:下车
女青年:司机同志,我要下车.(急着说)
司机:好,等我停稳了你再下,别落下拿自己的行李(回过头来说道)
女青年:喂,你们过来坐我的座位,我就要下车了.某些人想坐偏不给他坐.哼! (故意装腔作势地问两位客串)
小伙子:你说谁呢？,男子汉大丈夫,能屈也能伸——.(冲着女青年说做着动作)
嘎吱一声,车停了下来.
售票员:各位旅（LU）客,到站啦!别挤啦!（山东方言）
女青年提着白菜包下车,客串坐上座位,小伙子依然站着.
小伙子：今天真他妈倒八辈子霉了，遇上了这样一个泼妇。

唉，晦气，晦气！
英语话剧.docx 的翻译
Buses farce
6 Pieces
Props: steering wheel, a few stools, bag, bag cabbage
Cast: children, the driver (male三号), conductor (female二号), young women (female lead), the young man (male lead), passengers (male二号), guest
Screenplay: Chen Shubin, Liu Mei, so all the staff of the fifth grade group
Type; scenes drama in three acts
Time: December 21, 2005
Act I: on the train
Driver: stop turning the steering wheel to do the action.
Conductor: Dear passengers, the station you, before you get on line up, please note the order! (Hunan dialect)
Young women: Look, look, we can not impede luck came, my first turn on the car, ha ha, just a seat here is really what God has eyes!. (Holding a large bag of cabbage on a staggered to the car, as flattered.)
Boy: Well, well, the driver comrades, please do not close. (The last rush to the car.)
Conductor: Dear passengers, buying it! (Slung bag out of a pile of bills.) (Sichuan dialect)
Young women: to the "Macro" How much shopping?
Conductor: a dollar.
Young woman: Hey, how prices, and the original is not ninety it?
Conductor: That was three months ago the price, it is during the Spring Festival. Long prices, do not you know?
Young woman: I do not go out for a long time child, and which know that such evil things handed. (Took out a dollar coin from his pocket and handed the conductor)
Boy: Hey lady, how much Housing Area to the palace?
Conductor: What Miss Miss, gay, please note that point measured to talk to you right? If you said, people thought I was doing that for? Ah! (Said as he as angry like) a willful young man stared.
Boy: I'm sorry, I did not mean it is right, you do not get me wrong, my aunt ... ...
Conductor: grandaunt is you just call it? Dog to bark. Nausea. Without further ado, take a piece of quick money, you get off on the line to the terminal. (A little impatient) (Guangdong dialect)
Boy: to, thank Kazakhstan (Xipixiaolian)
Conductor: What time is different, Do not mess with me, busy with miles!.
Act II: the car
Drivers: the road in front of a child, I want to turn, you talk to the passengers. (Quietly next to the conductor said)
Conductor: Members Tour (LU) passengers please note, the car in front to Po (GUAN) bend, please do a good job head above the plastic Shui Po. (Said with Shandong dialect)
We quickly grasp hands together plastic Shui Po.
Boy: Here is a nest just to sit down.Hey!(Hurriedly grab a seat beside young women)
Young women: go, go, step aside, this is me my nest.
Guest: tree (KUO) white (BEI) food is so tender (NUN), from where did you buy?
Young women: their own kinds, and get the mall to sell.
Boy: What cabbage radish?This is what year, and also to account for Xing nest with cabbage? (Snappily said)
Young women: What did you say ah's, Ladies first understand what is not?I first came, who told you to come on the night.
Boy: bad luck comes late on it? See above seats do not have your name?
Young women: Do you like loud noise like a lame argument that people do (NI), the saying goes, "Good men do not fight with the woman," you did not expect this man so tasteless!
Boy: Who do you say, hillbilly!
Young women: how the country folk, country people we despise it?I remember when Chairman Mao is also the country folk do not you?Country how provoke you from the.Look at your sample, I also see something you do not (NI)
Boy: I'm not a thing is man, Do you know?
CONDUCTOR: Please keep quiet hush friends! (Mandarin)
Driver: turning myself!
Conductor: you pay close attention to plastic Shui Po it! (Henan dialect)
Young woman: Oh, who hit my armpit a blind weed (BAI) son of the. Ouch!
Boy: deserve! This time retribution, right? (To himself)
Young women: are you chanting?How to take advantage of advantage of me not a?
Boy: really "Snow in Midsummer" What! I stand good, I did not touch you! Look at me long way away from you. (Hard to argue with)
Passenger: Sorry, sorry, just cars turning a corner, I did not grasp the level Shui Po, who bumped you is me. (To come forward to admit its mistakes)
Young women: Do not worry, the next note on the line (gently). Look at people more polite, unlike some people so bad. (Intentional snappily)
Boy: Do you think I did not hear, you say I bad? Bad you do not, even had the nerve to account for the seat all the way?. We two in the end who is poor, so that everyone assessment of a judge. And see, take a look at it!
Conductor: Well, well, quiet, quiet, the less we are not to become a big New Year's, really. "Macro" station is coming soon, to get off the gay thing, please collated, ready to get off. (Hunan dialect)
Act III: get off
Young women: the driver comrades, I want to get off. (Hastened)
Driver: Well, so I completely stopped and then the next you do not leave to take their own luggage (back for the Road)
Young woman: Hey, you over my seat, I'll get off. Some people want to take impartial to him to sit. Humph! (Deliberate posturing to ask two guest)
Boy: You said who?, MAN, can also be extended --. Qu (directed at young women said that doing the action)
Creaks, the car stopped.
Conductor: Members Tour (LU) passengers, the station it! Do not crowd it! (Shandong dialect)
Young woman carrying her bag off cabbage, get guest seat, the young man is still standing.
Boy: Eight life today, and broken down damn, they encountered such a bitch.Well, bad luck, bad luck!
Cast
Mr. Green
Miss Blue
Police
Nurse
Doctor
Daughter
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Scene I
(Green Garden St.)
(During the rush hours, when the street is crowded , Mr. Green is driving past the red light , unexpectedly a car accident happens... Two people came out of their cars angrily...)
Miss Blue: Oh! It's you, Mr. Green... Do you know how to drive your car? Mr. Green: You see that I was driving across the road! Wow! There is a dent on my beloved BENZ.
Miss Blue: My BMW has got a dent too, you should compensate me. (While they are quarrelling, later on, the police comes.)
Police: What's happened?
Mr. Green: She has bumped into my car!
Miss Blue: No! It is himself that drove past the red light... (Quarrel again ...)
Police: Has any one been injured?
Mr. Green: I feel headache , foot ache , ache very much.
Miss Blue: I ache all over too.
(Both of them mourn painfully...)
Police: Then I'll call an ambulance (O-E-O-E ...).
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Scene II
(Blue Sky Hospital-Emergency)
(Ambulance sends them to the hospital)
Nurse: Who is injured?
(Both of them say it is themselves at the same time...)
Nurse: What's your name, Mr.?
Mr. Green: Call me DPP Green.
Nurse: (Unhappy facial expression) Oh! Go to the corner and sit there. Mr. Green: But ... (nurse interrupts)
Nurse: Go! Don't speak any words.....what's your name, Miss?
Miss Blue: My name is KMT Blue.
Nurse: (gentle and smiles) Oh, Miss this side, please. Would you tell me how you are feeling?
Miss Blue: Oh! I ache all over...
Nurse: OK! I'll help you stop the pain first, and then the doctor will treat you in a while.
(Mr. Green comes over to require medical treatment, but rejected) Mr. Green: Nurse, I...I feel...
Nurse: Wait there, didn't you hear me?
(Mr. Green goes back helplessly, the doctor comes over at this moment...) Nurse: The young lady called KMT Blue...KMT Blue.
Doctor: Ok! I see... How are you, Miss?
Miss Blue: I got an car accident and I ache all over...
Doctor: (Check) It's ok...don't worry about it. I'll give you some medicine. You'll get well soon......
Miss Blue: Thank you, doctor..
(Miss Blue leaves.)
Doctor: Next one. (Mr. Green comes in and Dr. reads his medical record) You are called DPP Green!
Mr. Green: Yeah! Any problem with that ?
Doctor: Hmm...(Consider) DPP Green (Raise up voice)? What's wrong with you?
Mr. Green: I ache all over-headache, toothache and foot ache (The doctor interrupts him impatiently) ...
Doctor: I... I... I see, Miss Lin – give Mr. Green an injection... Mr. Green: What? An injection?
(Nurse takes out the syringe)
Nurse: Where do you want to inject?
(Mr. Green is frightened and shivering ...)
Mr. Green: Well, doctor ...that ...I do not ache anymore, I...I want to leave.
Nurse: Wait! Don't go...
(Nurse pulls Mr. Green and forces him to enter the injection room) Mr. Green: Wow! ...... That hurts!
(Miss Blue goes out of the emergency room, but Mr. Green leaves in terrible pain.)
AprilFool'sDay
N: Many years ago, on April 1, a body had birth. His father called him "foolman", nobody like him except his mother. How time flies!
F: Mum, I'm eithteen years old, so I will leave this family.
Mum: All right, but please see me at times. This is a bottle of drink, a piece of dry bread. Remember: take good care of yourself, bye!
N: He came to a forest, and met an ugly man.
U: Hello! I'm very hungry and thirsty, could you give me something to drink and eat, please?
F: Ok, here.
U: Oh, thanks very much! Now, I will go. Oh, this stick is for you, it will bring luck to you. Good luck!
N: The foolman reached a restaurant, the boss had two daughters, they found the stick very brightly.
D1: Oh, how beautiful it is! I want it, it's great!!! （上前抓木棒，却被粘在上面） Oh! Dear! I can't leave it! （吃惊地）
D2: Sister, what are you doing there? Do you want this stick yourself? No, I will get a part of it! We are parent's daughters, I must get a part of it like you! （走向木棒）
D1: Don't come! Don't come! It's dangerous!
D2: You can come, so I can come, too! （也被粘在木棒上） Oh, my god! What's wrong with me?
D1: What a pity!
N: Foolman didn't mind at all, after the meal he took the stick leave the restaurant. Of course, two girl followed him. In the field they met an old scientist.
S: Oh! Terrible! You two girls follow a boy. How silly of you! I will take you back home, and take the boy to the police station. （抓stick ,也被粘住） Oh! Bad luck! Terrible!
N: A few days later, they got to a strange country. The king had a daughter, but she never smiled or laughed.
King: Who can make her smile or laugh, she'll be his wife.
F: Let me try , Perhaps I can.
N: Then they went to see her. She saw foolman and his friends laughed and laughed.
k: Ok, you make her laugh, now let us look at your 生辰八字. Which day is your birthday?
F: April 1.转自：
K: Oh! What a great boy! Do you know my country's name? Let me tell you: it called "Fool World"! Very suits you, right?!
N: The result is ——The follman lived happily with his wife until they died. That is why we now have a holiday called : "April Fool".。