英语话剧《孔雀东南飞》剧本 完美版

Wanders every five miles

《孔雀东南飞》英语话剧

----------------------10级生物制药班

角色：焦仲卿Johnny(J for short)

刘兰芝Lunch(L for short)

焦母Johnny's mother(JM for short)

刘母Lunch’s mother(LM for short)

太守之子Mayor’s son(MS for short)

强盗Burglars(ABandC)

Act1

J:Every body says that I'm henpecked,but in fact,I’m as strong as a tiger,(小声)while my wife is Wu Song. (指着上台处的门大声

道)I’m not afraid of you! (内砸出一脸盆,J接住当成盾牌护着

头)Then,I’m afraid of whom?

My wife Lunch is the most famous woman in the

neighbor-hood.She is braver than me,

smarter than me and stronger than me.All this I do not care.I only want her to be tender than me.But she is not!Having a wife like this is just like living in the hell!

(内又砸出一卷纸筒,击中J)

My God!Who can help me?(下)

(JM作窃听状)

JM(拄拐棍上):I can! (对门内)Lunch!Lunch!Where are you?

L(扎着围裙,拿着锅铲,从门内跳出来):I’m here!What’s up mum? JM:I’ve told you again and again that you should call me“my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law”.

L :OK.My most beautiful graceful and dearest mother-in-law,what’s up?

JM:Since you married my son you have be haved so badly.You have been so rude,so brusque,so lazy……

L:But……

JM:Never interrupt me!

L:Never interrupt me!Since I married your son,that terrible Johnny,I have been working hard all day long,cooking and washing.I have raised tens of thousands of pigs and ducks and chicken and…… JM:But all those you have done a renotas valuable as a grandson!

L(生气地挥动着锅铲):Oh,you want a grandson,don’t you?(开始解

围裙)Goandas k your son.I’m leaving!(扯下围

裙,扔在JM的脸上,下)

Act2

(LM坐在台上打毛线,L拿着锅铲上)

L:Mum,I’m back!

LM:You are back?Why?What happened?

L:I was kicked out by my most beautiful graceful and dearest mother–in-law.

LM(惊讶,但随即露出幸灾乐祸的神情):See!I have already told you!When you insisted on marrying that terrible Johnny,I told you that he is ugly stupid and poor,but you did not listen to

me.Look at yourself……

L:But,mum……

LM:Never interrupt me!

L:Mum,I’m no tinterrupting you.I just want to tell you that you are always right OK?And I’ll marry whom ever you want me to.

LM(大喜):Nice girl!Just now,I met the mayor’s son in themarket.He said:“If your daughter Haven’t been married,I really really

want to marry her!”Now you are free again,I’ll go and tell

him.(下)

L(惊愕):What?The mayor’s son?The most famous playboy in the neighbor-hood?(手中的锅铲掉在地上)What a silly thing I

have done!(下)

Act3

(J睡眼惺忪上)

J(边走边道):Lunch!Lunch!Where are my socks?

(走了几步,在地上捡起袜子)Here they are!(闻一下)

Er!How smelly!They are still dirty!

(突然想起)Lunch has gone!I have to wash them myself.

(他的肚子似乎咕咕叫了起来)Oh,I’m so hungry!But

there’s no b reakfast!(捡起地上的围

裙)This is what Lunch always wears!I miss her so

much,and her excellent cooking skill!Now she has gone.I

have to cook for my mother and myself.