脱口秀演讲稿讲解

脱口秀演讲稿讲解

Good evening,everyone.My name is Joe Wong.But to most people,I am known as "Who?""Hu"is actually my mother's maiden name,and the answer to my credit card security question.

各位晚上好，我是Joe Wong(黄西)。但是对很多人来说，听到我的名字，会问“谁”?Who(同音“Hu”)恰恰是我妈的娘家姓，也是我信用卡安全问题的答案。

But joking aside,I just want to reassure everybody that I am invited here tonight.

但是玩笑归玩笑，我想让大家放心我今晚的确是受到邀请来的。(这里是隐指Salah夫妇闯入白宫欢迎晚宴的新闻)

I grew up in China.Who wouldn't?

我在中国长大。谁不是呢?(这是用自己的自大讽刺美国人的自大)

As my childhood memories are totally ruined by my childhood.

When I was in elementary school,as part of the curriculum,I have to work at a rice paddy,right next to a quarry where they use explosives to break rocks.And that is where I learned that light travels faster than sound,which is almost as slow as a flying rock.

而我童年的所有记忆都被我的童年给毁了。读小学的时候，作为课程的一部分，我要去稻田里劳动，稻田的旁边是一个采石场，他们用炸药炸石头。也就是在那里，我知道了光的传播速度要比声音快，而声音的速度

就和石头飞的速度差不多慢。

My dad was a grumpy guy,but occasionally he would tried to cheer me up with jokes.But he doesn't do it right.When I was seven,one day he said to me,"Hi,son,why is tofu better than centralized socialist economy?"So,five minutes later,I said,"Why?"He said,"Because I said so!"

我爸爸是个脾气很怪的人，但偶尔他也想用笑话来逗我玩儿。可是他又做不好。我七岁的时候，有一天他问我，“嘿，儿子，你说为什么豆腐比社会主义计划经济要好?”(风马牛不相及)我想了五分钟，然后问他“为什么呢?”，他说“因为我说好就是好!”(笑点在于：豆腐，计划经济以及极端的父权。豆腐和经济放在一起本来就没有可比性，就好像这种“我说了算”的父权也根本不可理喻，让人又好气又好笑)

I came to the United States when I was 24,to study at Rice University in Texas.That wasn't a joke,until now.

我24岁的时候来到美国，在Texas的Rice University求学。这不是个笑话，不过现在是了。

And I was driving that a used car with a lot of bumper stickers that are impossible to peel off.And one of them said,"If you don't speak English,go home!"And I didn't notice it for two years.

我当时开了辆二手车，保险杠上贴了好多贴纸(就类似我们的“熊出没注意”那种)，贴的很牢，就根本不可能撕下来。其中一张写着“如果你不说英文，就滚回家去”。(，这句话有歧视外来移民的意味)而我两年后