六人行(老友记)第一季第一集对白中英文对照
老友记第一季第一集中英文对照台词
Rachel：Look Daddy，it’s my life. Well maybe I'll just stay here with Monica。
Monica:So you wanna tell us now，or are we waiting for four wetbridesmaids？
Rachel:Oh God。.. well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at thisgravyboat。This reallygorgeousLamauge gravy boat。When all of a sudden- (to the waitress that brought her coffee）Sweet ’n’ Lo?— I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry！And then I got reallyfreakedout，and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr。Potato Head。Y’know, I mean，I always knew looked familiar，but.。. Anyway，I just had to get out of there，and I started wondering ’Why am I doing this，and who am I doing this for？’.（to Monica）So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kindadrifted apart，but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.
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Chandler:Cookie?
Monica:(explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today.
Joey:Ohh.
Monica:(to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.
Ross:Thanks.
Phoebe:Ooh! Oh! (She starts topluckat the air just in front of Ross.)
Chandler:Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?
Ross:I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.
Chandler:Finally, IfigureI'd better answer it, and itturns outit's my mother, which is very-veryweird, because- she never calls me!
[Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]
老友记第一季第一集中英文对照台词
Joey:And you never knew she was alesbian...
Ross:No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keepfixatingon that? She didn't know, how should I know?
(The scene on TV has changed to show two women, one is holding her hair.)
Chandler:(re TV) Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants.
Joey:I say push her down the stairs.
Monica:Who wasn't invited to the wedding.
Rachel:Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue...
[Scene: Monica's Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV and are trying tofigure outwhat is going on.]
Chandler:Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.
Joey:Instead of...?
Chandler:That's right.
Joey:Never had that dream.
老友记第一季第一集中英文对照台词【可编辑范本】
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六人行(老友记)第一季第一集对白中英文对照之欧阳文创编
Ross:I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.
All:Oh, yeah. Had that dream.
Chandler:Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.
Joey:Instead of...?
Chandler:That's right.
Joey:Never had that dream.
Phoebe:No.
Chandler:All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.
Monica:And they weren't looking at you before?!
Monica:No you don't.
Ross:No I don't,to hell withher, she left me!
Joey:And you never knew she was alesbian...
Ross:No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keepfixatingon that? She didn't know, how should I know?
Monica:Now I'm guessing that he bought her the bigpipe organ, and she's really not happy about it.
人行老友记第一季第一集对白中英文对照
101 The One Where Mon ica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Uncut Versi on)[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.] Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!Joey: Come on, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be somethi ng wrong with him! Cha ndler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a humpA hump anda hairpiecePhoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk(They all stare, bemused.)Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh! Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not havi ng sex.Chan dler: Sounds like a date to me.[Time Lapse]Chandler: Alright , so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of thecafeteria , and I realize I am totally n aked.All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.Chan dler: Then 1 look dow n, and I realize there's a phon e... there.Joey: In stead of...Cha ndler: That's right.Joey: Never had that dream.Phoebe: No.Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. NowI don't know what to do, everybody starts look ing at me.Moni ca: And they were n't look ing at you before!Chan dler: Fin ally, I figure rd better an swer it, and it tur ns outit's my mother, which is very-very weird , because- she never callsme![Time Lapse , Ross has entered.]Ross: ( mortified ) Hi.Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.Monica: Are you okay, sweetieRoss: I just feel like some one reached dow n mythroat, grabbed mysmall intestine , pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...Cha ndler: CookieMonica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today.Joey: Ohh.Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.Ross: Thanks.Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.) Ross: No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura ! No, just leave my auraalone, okayPhoebe: Fine! Be murky!Ross: ni be fine, alright Really, every on e. I hope she'll be very happy.Monica: No you don't.Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me! 101试播没啥好说的！他不过是我的同事！少来了，你和那个人一起出去！拜托，和你交往的男人一定有问题！打住，乔伊，嘴下留德。
老友记第一季第一集中英文对照台词
101 The One Where Mon ica Gets a New Roommate (The Pilot-The Un c u t V e r s i on)[Sce ne: Cen tral Perk, Chan dler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.] Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!Joey: Come on, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be somethi ng wrong with him!Chan dler: All right Joey, be nice.? So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece ?Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk ?(They all stare, bemused.)Phoebe: Just, 'cause, I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh!Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It'sjust two people going out to dinner and- not hav ing sex.Chan dler: Sounds like a date to me.[Time Lapse]Chandler: Alright , so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria , and I realize I am totally n aked. All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.Chandler: Then 1 look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.Joey: In stead of...?Chan dler: That's right.Joey: Never had that dream.Phoebe: No.Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. NowI don't know what to do, everybody starts look ing at me.Moni ca: And they were n't look ing at you before?!Chan dler: Fin ally, I figure rd better an swer it, and it tur ns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird , because- she never calls me![Time Lapse , Ross has entered.] 101试播莫妮卡的新室友没什么好说的！他不过是我的同事！少来了，你和那个人一起出去！拜托，和你交往的男人一定有问题！打住，乔伊，嘴下留德。
老友记_六人行_第一季-第一集_英文台词
<Friends>第一季第一集[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are there.]Monica: There's nothing to tell! He's just some guy I work with!Joey: Come on, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him! Chandler: All right Joey, be nice. So does he have a hump? A hump and a hairpiece? Phoebe: Wait, does he eat chalk?(They all stare, bemused.)困惑的; 茫然的; 不知所措的Phoebe: Just, because I don't want her to go through what I went through with Carl- oh! Monica: Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.Chandler: Sounds like a date to me.[Time Lapse]Chandler: Alright, back in high school, I am standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realized I am totally naked.All: Oh, yeah. Had that dream.Chandler: Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.Joey: Instead of...?Chandler: That's right.Joey: Never had that dream.Phoebe: No.Chandler: All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.Monica: They were looking at you before?!Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!Weird: 怪诞的; 神秘而可怕的; 超然的; 古怪的; 离奇的[Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]Ross: (mortified) Hi.Mortified:1.使受辱,伤害(人的感情)2.克制,抑制(肉体、情感等)Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.Monica: Are you okay, sweetie?Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...Chandler: Cookie?Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today.Joey: Ohh.Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.Ross: Thanks.Phoebe: Ooh! Oh! (She starts to pluck at the air just in front of Ross.)Pluck: 采; 摘; 拔; 弹, 拔（乐器的弦）Ross: No, no don't! Stop cleansing my aura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?Phoebe: Fine! Be murky!Murky: 阴暗的，浑浊的Ross: I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.Monica: No you don't.Ross: No I don't, to hell with her, she left me!Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian...Ross: No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keep fixating on that? She didn't know, how should I know?Chandler: Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud? Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.Monica: Oh really, so that hysterical phone call I got from a woman sobbing at 3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what? A wrong number?Ross: Sorry.Joey: All right Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?(Ross gestures his consent.准许, 同意, 赞成)Joey: Strip joints! C'mon, you're single! Have some hormones!Ross: I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!(Rachel enters in a wet wedding dress and starts to search the room.)Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)Monica: Rachel?!Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!Waitress: Can I get you some coffee?Monica: (pointing at Rachel) Decaf. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?Rachel: Hi, sure!Ross: Hi.(They go to hug but Ross's umbrella opens. He sits back down defeated again. A moment of silence follows as Rachel sits and the others expect her to explain.)Monica: So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wet bridesmaids?Rachel: Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in this room, while we were keeping on the presents, and I was looking at this gravy boat, this really gorgeous the most gravy boat. (我正在看那个船形的卤肉盘，那是个非常好看的船形卤肉盘) When all of a sudden, I realized…Sweet low?I realized, I realized I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry.(我发现我对这个船形卤肉盘比对Barry更有冲动！)And I get really freaked out, and that’s what hit me, how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. You know what I mean, I always look familiar, but.. Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering “Why am I doing this?”and “Who am I doing this for?”So, anyway, I just didn’t know where to go, and I know you and I have a kind of drifted apart…but you are the only person I know who lived here in the city.Monica: who wasn’t invited to the wedding?Rachel: Oh~It’s a kind of hope that wouldn’t be an issue. 噢~~我不希望提起这件事。
(完整word版)六人行(老友记)第一季第一集对白中英文对照
Rachel：(on phone) Daddy， I just。.。 I can’t marry him！ I'm sorry. I just don't love him。 Well， it matters to me！
Ross：(mortified) Hi.
Joey：This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.
Monica:Are you okay, sweetie?
Ross:I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine， pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck..。
Ross:No, no don’t! Stop cleansing my aura! No， just leave myaura alone， okay?
Phoebe:Fine！ Be murky！
Ross:I’ll be fine, alright? Really, everyone。 I hope she'll be very happy.
Chandler：And I just want a million dollars! （He extends his hand hopefully.）
Monica：Rachel？！
Rachel：Oh God Monica hi！ Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren’t there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are,you are！
老友记第一季第一集中英文对照台词
Monica:Rachel?!
Rachel:Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a bighammersaid you might be here and you are, you are!
Ross:Sorry.
Joey:Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?
(Rossgestureshisconsent.)
All:Oh, yeah. Had that dream.
Chandler:Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.
Joey:Instead of...?
Chandler:That's right.
Joey:Never had that dream.
Phoebe:No.
Chandler:All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.
老友记第一季第一集中英文对照台词
Rachel:Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue...
[Scene: Monica's Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV and are trying tofigure outwhat is going on.]
Rachel:Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a bighammersaid you might be here and you are, you are!
(The scene on TV has changed to show two women, one is holding her hair.)
Chandler:(re TV) Ooh, she should not be wearing those pants.
Joey:I say push her down the stairs.
All:Oh, yeah. Had that dream.
Chandler:Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.
Joey:Instead of...?
Chandler:That's right.
Joey:Never had that dream.
老友记第一季第一集中英文对照台词
Chandler:And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)
Monica:Rachel?!
Phoebe:No.
And itturns outit's my mother, which is very-veryweird, because- she never calls me!
[Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]
Ross:(mortified) Hi.
Joey:This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.
Monica:Now I'm guessing that he bought her the bigpipe organ, and she's really not happy about it.
Rachel:(on phone) Daddy, I just... I can't marry him! I'm sorry. I just don't love him. Well, it matters to me!
Rachel:C'mon Daddy, listen to me! It's like, it's like, all of my life, everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! You're a shoe, you're a shoe, you're a shoe!'. And today I just stopped and I said, 'What if I don't wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a- apurse, y'know? Or a- or a hat! No, I'm not saying I want you to buy me a hat, I'm saying I am a ha- It's ametaphor, Daddy!
老友记第一季第一集中英文对照台词
[Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]
Ross:(in a deep voice) I'll have whatever Christine is having.
Rachel:(on phone) Daddy, I just... I can't marry him! I'm sorry. I just don't love him. Well, it matters to me!
Chandler:And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)
Monica:Rachel!
Rachel:Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a bighammersaid you might be here and you are,you are!
Waitress:Can I get you some coffee
Monica:(pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this is Rachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross
老友记第一季第一集中英文对照台词
(They all stare,bemused.)
Phoebe:Just, 'cause, I don't want her togo throughwhat I went through with Carl- oh!
Monica:Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.
Chandler:And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)
Monica:Rachel?!
Rachel:Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a bighammersaid you might be here and you are, you are!
Joey:Strip joint! C'mon, you're single! Have somehormones!
Ross:I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!
(Rachel enters in a wetwedding dressand starts to search the room.)
人行老友记第一季第一集对白中英文对照
Ross:Hi.
(They go tohugbut Ross'sumbrellaopens. He sits back down defeated again. A moment of silence follows as Rachel sits and the others expect her to explain.)
Chandler:And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)
Monica:Rachel!
Rachel:Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a bighammersaid you might be here and you are,you are!
Monica:No you don't.
Ross:No I don't,to hell withher, she left me!
Joey:And you never knew she was alesbian...
Ross:No!! Okay! Why does everyone keepfixatingon that She didn't know,how should I know
Monica:So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wetbridesmaids
Rachel:Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at thisgravyboat. This reallygorgeousLamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- (to the waitress that brought her coffee)Sweet 'n' Lo- I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got reallyfreakedout, and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for'. (to Monica) So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kindadrifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.
六人行(老友记)第一季第一集对白中英文对照之欧阳音创编
Joey: Instead of...?
Chandler: That's right.
Joey: Never had that dream.
Phoebe: No.
Chandler:All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't know what to do, everybody starts looking at me.
Chandler: Cookie?
Monica: (explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today.
Joey: Ohh.
Monica: (to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.
Ross: Thanks.
Ross: (in a deep voice) I'll have whatever Christine is having.
Rachel: (on phone) Daddy, I just... I can't marry him! I'm sorry. I just don't love him. Well, it matters to me!
Monica: Now I'm guessing that he bought her the big pipe organ, and she's really not happy about it.
Chandler: (imitating the characters) Tuna or egg salad? Decide!
老友记第一季第一集中英文对照台词
Joey:This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself.
Monica:Are you okay,sweetie?
Ross:I just feel like someone reached down my throat,grabbedmy smallintestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my neck...
Ross:No, no don't! Stopcleansingmyaura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?
Phoebe:Fine! Bemurky!
Ross:I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.
Ross:Sorry.
Joey:Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?
(Rossgestureshisconsent.)
Monica:Now I'm guessing that he bought her the bigpipe organ, and she's really not happy about it.
Chandler:(imitatingthe characters)Tunaor egg salad? Decide!
老友记第一季第一集中英文对照台词
Ross:No I don't,to hell withher, she left me!
Joey:And you never knew she was alesbian...
Ross:No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keepfixatingon that? She didn't know, how should I know?
Joey:Strip joint! C'mon, you're single! Have somehormones!
Ross:I don't want to be single, okay? I just... I just- I just wanna be married again!
(Rachel enters in a wetwedding dressand starts to search the room.)
Phoebe:Wait, does he eatchalk?
(They all stare,bemused.)
Phoebe:Just, 'cause, I don't want her togo throughwhat I went through with Carl- oh!
Monica:Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.
All:Oh, yeah. Had that dream.
Chandler:Then I look down, and I realize there's a phone... there.
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Ross:Hi.
(They go tohugbut Ross'sumbrellaopens. He sits back down defeated again. A moment of silence follows as Rachel sits and the others expect her to explain.)
Joey:Come on, you're going out with the guy! There's gotta be something wrong with him!
Chandler:All right Joey, be nice. So does he have ahump? A hump and ahairpiece?
Chandler:Cookie?
Monica:(explaining to the others) Carol moved her stuff out today.
Joey:Ohh.
Monica:(to Ross) Let me get you some coffee.
Ross:Thanks.
Phoebe just in front of Ross.)
Monica:Oh really, so thathystericalphone call I got from a woman atsobbing3:00 A.M., "I'll never have grandchildren, I'll never have grandchildren." was what? A wrong number?
Ross:Sorry.
Joey:Alright Ross, look. You're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry. You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?
(Rossgestureshisconsent.)
Chandler:Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian... (They all stare at him.) Did I say that out loud?
Ross:I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.
Phoebe:Wait, does he eatchalk?
(They all stare,bemused.)
Phoebe:Just, 'cause, I don't want her togo throughwhat I went through with Carl- oh!
Monica:Okay, everybody relax. This is not even a date. It's just two people going out to dinner and- not having sex.
Chandler:And I just want a million dollars! (He extends his hand hopefully.)
Monica:Rachel?!
Rachel:Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a bighammersaid you might be here and you are, you are!
Ross:No, no don't! Stopcleansingmyaura! No, just leave my aura alone, okay?
Phoebe:Fine! Bemurky!
Ross:I'll be fine, alright? Really, everyone. I hope she'll be very happy.
Chandler:Finally, IfigureI'd better answer it, and itturns outit's my mother, which is very-veryweird, because- she never calls me!
[Time Lapse, Ross has entered.]
Monica:Now I'm guessing that he bought her the bigpipe organ, and she's really not happy about it.
Chandler:(imitatingthe characters)Tunaor egg salad? Decide!
Waitress:Can I get you some coffee?
Monica:(pointing at Rachel) De-caff. (to All) Okay, everybody, this isRachel, another Lincoln High survivor. (to Rachel) This is everybody, this is Chandler, and Phoebe, and Joey, and- you remember my brother Ross?
Ross:(in a deep voice) I'll have whatever Christine is having.
Rachel:(on phone) Daddy, I just... I can't marry him! I'm sorry. I just don't love him. Well, it matters to me!
Monica:So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting for four wetbridesmaids?
Rachel:Oh God... well, it started about a half hour before the wedding. I was in the room where we were keeping all the presents, and I was looking at thisgravyboat. This reallygorgeousLamauge gravy boat. When all of a sudden- (to the waitress that brought her coffee) Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realized that I was more turned on by this gravy boat than by Barry! And then I got reallyfreaked out, and that's when it hit me: how much Barry looks like Mr. Potato Head. Y'know, I mean, I always knew looked familiar, but... Anyway, I just had to get out of there, and I started wondering 'Why am I doing this, and who am I doing this for?'. (to Monica) So anyway I just didn't know where to go, and I know that you and I have kindadrifted apart, but you're the only person I knew who lived here in the city.
Monica:Who wasn't invited to the wedding.
Rachel:Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an issue...
[Scene: Monica's Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV and are trying tofigure outwhat is going on.]
Monica:No you don't.
Ross:No I don't,to hell withher, she left me!
Joey:And you never knew she was alesbian...
Ross:No!! Okay?! Why does everyone keepfixatingon that? Shedidn't know, how should I know?
(The scene on TV has changed to show two women, one is holding her hair.)
Phoebe:If Ilet go ofmy hair, my head willfall off.
Phoebe:No.
Chandler:All of a sudden, the phone starts to ring. Now I don't knowwhat to do, everybody starts looking at me.
Monica:And they weren't looking at you before?!