CHINGLISH

4.There are two theories to arguuing with women.neither one works. 5.Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
1.Money is not everything.there's master card. 钱不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡 2.One should love animals,they are tasty. 3.Save water.shower with your girlfriend. 4.Never put off tomorrow what you can put off today. 5.Your future depends on your dreams.So go to sleep 6.The more you learn,the more you know.the more you know,and the more you forget.the more you forget,the less you know.so,why bother to learn?
Niubility
It's a Chinglish. In Chinese Many people think they Niu means cow,which also are full of niubility, means that someone is very and like to play capable.Bi(pronunciation Bee),which is used to refer zhuangbility, which only a reflect person rudely,means pussy their shability or fomally genital .

gelivable adj.
A Chinglish word, be able to excite, make someone feel cheerful.
eg: 1. Wow, China overtakes Japan as world's second-biggest economy, it is so gelivable! 2. It is gelivable that Spain won 2010 FIFA's World Cup, Spain FTW.
you can you up(no
can no BB)
If you can do it then you should go up and do it. It's used against people who criticize others' work, especially when the criticizer it not that much better. Often followed by "no can no BB", which means "if you can't do it then don't even criticize it".
What makes you cry today,one day you will smile and speak it out.
今天让你哭的事,总有一天你会笑着讲出来
No zuo no die
A: Some dude baked cookies This phrase is of Chinglish shaped like iPhone, held it by origin. Means if you don't the mouth when driving, tried do stupid things, they won't to mess traffic cops. come back with and bite you in B: Did pullif it off? the ass.he (But you do, they most certainly A: Cop was pissed will.) and ran his name through the system. Turns out he's got speed tickets unpaid! B: No zuo no die.
Tuhao
Chinese nouveau riche. New money, mostly not well spent. eg:Tuhao,can we be friends
?
People mountain people sea
It means there are a lot of people in some place, very crowded. usually describe a big event, a scene.
Long time no see
shweeting “屎推中 意为拉屎(shitting)的时候刷推特 (tweeting)
”
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●morning-skinny “晨瘦”
这是一个神奇的时刻，特指你早 上起来后还没有进食的平坦肚子。 ●easy like “点赞狂人” 在社交网站上，朋友可以在某条 发布下点赞，但是却有些人不管你发 什么都会随手点个赞，完全无视这条 发布的内容实际上有多无聊。
1.Always remenber you're unique-just like everyone else. 要常常记得你是独一无二的，就像其他人一样 2.The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back to your pocket. 让你的钱最快翻倍的方法就是把它对折让后放入口袋 3.Before you criticise someone,you should walk a mile in their shoes.that way,when you critize them,you are a mile's away,and you have their shoes.
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