HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER 老爸老妈浪漫史 第1季第6集 英文剧本
How I Met Your Mother老爸老妈浪漫史寻妈记剧本中英文台词对照S01E10
但有一个故事我是不记得的 But there's one story I don't remember.
Marshall 叔叔一直 Uncle Marshall still refers to
把它称为菠萝事件 it as "the pineapple incident."
我是说, 我希望一切安定下来 I mean,I'm looking to ቤተ መጻሕፍቲ ባይዱettle down,
她希望的是... she's looking for...
什么?你说完了? 太好了 wha...? You done? Great.
看那边 4 号桌 Check out table number four.
半个乳房也是 it happened with half boob,
这些事会一直发生 直到…… and it's gonna keep on happening until you power down
你用酒医治你的神经妄想症 that bucket of neuroses inebriation-style.
啊 那管用吗? Ah. That worked?
我恨这个世界 I hate the world.
Ted, 你的问题是每次 做什么都是考虑, 考虑, 考虑 Ted,your problem is all you do is think,think,think.
我在教你怎么 实践, 实践, 实践 I'm teaching you how to do,do,do.
是为第三世界的饥民办的 And it's for third world hunger.
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HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER1X06 - SLUTTY PUMPKINORIGINAL AIRDATE (CBS): 24-OCT-2005WRITTEN BY BRENDA HSUEHDIRECTED BY GLORIA CALDERON KELLETTYEAR 2030INT. LIVING ROOM(Daughter and Son sitting on couch)Future Ted: You know how Aunt Robin's a big fan of Halloween, always dressing up in crazy costumes? Well, she wasn't always that way. Back in 2005, she thought she was too cool for Halloween, unlike Aunt Lily.INT. BAR(Present day, Marshall, Barney and Robin sit at booth; Lily enters bar and heads over to them)Lily: Guess what came in the mail today?(Lily sits down next to Marshall)Marshall: Our costumes? Do they rule?Lily: They rule. And yours is 100% wool so you won't get hypothermia like last year.Marshall: Tarzan nipple blue.Barney: You know what I love about Halloween? It's the one night of the year chicks use to unleash their inner ho-bag. If a girl dresses up as she a witch, she's a slutty witch. If she's a cat, she's a slutty cat. If she's a nurse...Lily (interrupting): Wow, we get it.Barney: She's a slutty nurse.Marshall: Robin, what are you doing for Halloween?Robin: Oh, I don't know. Probably hanging out with Mike, this guy I've been seeing.Lily: Mike? There's a Mike? You have a boyfriend? You haven't told us?Robin: No, I mean, he's not my boyfriend. He's just this guy I've been seeing for a couple of weeks.Lily (in a sing-song voice): Boyfriend.Marshall: So why haven't we met him?Robin: We're not really ready to go public yet.Barney (in a sing-song voice): Married.Lily: How about we go about a Halloween double-date?Robin: I don't know, we were kinda thinking about staying at home and dressing up as naked people.Lily: Come on, Robin, trot our your new fella. Let us judge and evaluate him behind your back. It'll be fun.(Marshall looks over to see Ted approaching)Marshall: Hey, Ted, you'll never guess what happened?Ted: Your costumes came.Marshall: Our costumes...yes, that is why we're best friends.Robin: Hey, Ted, what are you doing for Halloween?Ted: Well.Marshall, Lily, Barney: Awww.Robin: What?Lily: Every Halloween Ted waits for the Slutty Pumpkin.Ted: That's right.Robin: What's the Slutty Pumpkin?Ted: You mean, who is the Slutty Pumpkin? It was four years ago.EXT. ROOFTOP(Ted at Halloween party 4 years ago)Ted: I was at this Halloween party up on the roof of our building. I'm about to call it an early night when out of nowhere appeared this girl in the sexiest pumpkin costume.INT. BARRobin: Wait, how can a pumpkin costume be sexy?Ted: It was carved in strategic places.Ted: So, uh, we're at the bar and I see her mix kahlua...Lily: Kahlua and root beerMarshall: A cocktail she invented herself.Ted: And she...Barney: And she called it the Tootsie Roll.Lily, Marshall, Barney: Because it tastes like an alcoholic Tootsie Roll.Ted: Hey, can I please tell this story? So we had this instant connection. She gave me her number, but then something...Marshall, Lily, Barney: Something went terribly wrong.Ted: Guys! Something went terribly wrong.INT. APARTMENT(Halloween four years ago, Lily, dressed up as Sonny, is passing out candy at front door)Lily: Happy Halloween.(Ted walks in through front door)Ted: Sonny, where's Cher?Lily: Cher?(Marshall walks in from his bedroom dressed up as a woman)Marshall: Right here, babe.Ted: I just met the perfect woman. She's funny. She's beautiful. She loves Star Wars.Marshall: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. What's her take on Ewoks?Ted: Loves them.Marshall: Oh good. I don't know why people are so cynical about Ewoks. The Rebellion would have failed without the Ewoks.Ted: Get this, she's a marine biologist. She spent a year in Antarctica studying penguins.Marshall: Oh, penguins are cool, kinda like black and white Ewoks. I approve.Ted: Hey, where's my, uh, Kit Kat? I put it right here on this table.Lily: I don't know, but we have plenty of chocolate here.Ted: No no no, you don't understand. I need that Kit Kat. She wrote her number on that wrapper. Where is it?Lily: Uh-oh.(Ted runs out front door and chases down kid dressed up as Dracula)Ted: Hey, Dracula. Come on. Give me your candy. Gimme!(Ted grabs kid's candy and dumps it on the floor)Ted: Where's the Kit Kat? Where's the Kit Kat!INT. BARTed: Never found her number, never saw her again. But every year they have a Halloween party up on the roof so that's where I'll be.Barney: You know, Ted, it's been four years. She could be engaged or married or, God forbid, fat.Ted: I don't know, I got a feeling. This could be the year. Halloween is a night of wonder and magic.(Lily, Marshall, and Barney groan)Ted: OK, bring the mockery. Fine, I can take it. Come on, wouldn't it be the coolest story ever if the Slutty Pumpkin turned out to be my future wife?Lily: Oh, on the off chance that that could happen, maybe we should stop calling her the Slutty Pumpkin.(Marshall, Barney, and Ted mumble in agreement)INT. APARTMENT(Ted sitting on couch alone with laptop)Lily (from bedroom): Ted, is your world ready to be rocked? (echo) rocked-rocked-rocked.Ted: Can't wait.(Marshall and Lily walk out in their pirate and parrot costumes)Marshall: So, what do you think?Lily: (repeats like a parrot) So, what do you think? (squawks)Ted: Wow! Marshall, you wearing eye liner?Marshall: Oh, yeah. Weirdly hot, right?Lily: We are so gonna win the costume contest this year.Marshall: First prize, $50 gift certificate at the bar.Ted: And how much did you pay for your costumes?Marshall: $100Lily: (like parrot) Each.Ted: Well, I think you guys look great.(Ted gets up from couch and leaves laptop on couch)Lily: What are you going as? Oh, like I even have to ask.Ted: Hey, I want the Slutty Pumpkin to recognize me and she knows me as a hanging chad.(Ted puts on his costume as a ballot with a hanging chad)Ted: What? She thought it was hilarious.Lily: Yeah, four years ago, but nobody remembers what the hell a hanging chad is.Marshall: What a sad commentary on our national attention span that we could forget such a turbulent time in our political history.Lily (like parrot): Sad commentary. (squawks)Lily: All right, Polly gotta pee.Marshall: Again?(Lily and Marshall walk toward bathroom)Ted: Where are you going?Marshall: It's an elaborate costume.(Ted goes over to couch to shut laptop, Ted hears music coming from direction of door, Ted opens door to find Barney dressed in flight suit with "Danger Zone" playing behind him, Barney walks in a few steps, takes off his sunglasses and shakes his head around)Barney: No, no, not again. Not this year. You're going as my wingman. Flight suit up!(Barney throws a costume to Ted)Ted: No thanks. I'm sticking with the hanging chad.Barney: Oh you're dangerous, Maverick. Your ego's writing check your body can't cash. OK. Here's the plan, and I crap you not. I'm getting us into the Victoria's Secret Halloween party. Trust me, by the end of the night, your chad will not be hanging.Ted: We can get rejected by supermodels any night of the year. Tonight, I'm going up to the roof, I'm gonna have a few beers, I'm gonna wait for the Slutty Pumpkin. That's just what I do.Barney: Hm, (putting up left hand) Victoria's Secret models prancing around in bras and panties, or (putting up right hand) Yale preppies reuniting their stupid a capella group. What's that left hand? Right hand sucks? Word.Ted: I'm heading up to the roof.Barney: Well, boys, looks like it's just the three of us. What's that? Self-five? Nice. (high fives himself) We out.(Robin comes in front door)Robin: Hey, Chad, how's it hanging?Ted: Hey, word play. Funny.(Ted and Barney walk out front door)Robin: (to Barney as he walks by her out the door) Whoo.Robin: (to Lily) Nice outfit.Lily: I'm a parrot.Robin: You sure are.(Robin closes door)Lily: Where's Mike?Robin: He's meeting me here. I ran late covering the Halloween parade in the Village. There are like a zillion gay pirates this year.(Marshall walks into living room from bathroom)Marshall: Seriously, does my eye liner look OK?Lily: Yes, it's weirdly hot.Lily (to Robin): So, where's your costume?(knock at door)Robin: Uh, you know, Mike and I joked about doing something together but we decided not to dress up.(Robin opens door and Mike is standing there dressed as Hansel)Robin: Oh, geez.Mike: Hi.Robin: Ah, everyone, this is Michael. Th-that is not his real hair.Mike: Where's your costume, Gretel?Robin: You thought I was...Oh, I was just kidding. I gotta stop making jokes in e-mails. It's so hard to convey tone.Marshall (aside to Lily): I think we got them beat.(Marshall gives Lily five)EXT. ROOFTOP(Barney and Ted walk through Halloween party)Barney: I can't believe you talked me into this.Ted: I didn't. You followed me up here.Barney: This party sucks. There are seven chicks here.(guy in dress takes off blonde wig)Barney: There are six chicks here.Ted: Relax, the night is young. It's gonna get better.King Costume Guy: Ladies and gentlemen, as on-pitch as they were at Spring Fling '95, it's my pleasure to welcome back the Shagarats.(People applaud)Shagarats: (singing) My bonnie lies over the ocean. My bonnie lies over the sea. Mybonnie lives over the ocean. Oh bring back my bonnie to me...(Barney walks over to bar and drinks from large bottle)INT. BAR(Lily, Marshall, Robin and Mike at booth)Barney (talking like pirate): What be a pirate's favorite kind of sweater?Lily: Arr-gyle.Barney (talking like a pirate): And what be a pirate's favorite fast food restaurant?Lily: Arrr-by'sBarney (talking like a pirate): Would think it would be Arby's, (talking normal) but actually it's Long John Silver's.Robin: Actually I kinda need this hand to eat.Mike: Oh.(waiter brings food over)Lily, Robin: Oh yeah. Oh, thank youMarshall (like pirate): Starrr-vingLily: It's so nice to meet you, Mike. You guys are really cute together.Mike: Yeah, we've been spending a lot of time together. We're even getting to that point where we finish each other's (stops talking, waiting for Robin to finish sentence)Robin: This cheeseburger is so...Mike: Good. See.Lily: I think you won the dish-off tonight, baby. This steak totally bitch-slapped my pork chop.Marshall: That might be true but your rice pilaf kicked my spinach in the crotch so hard it threw up a little bit.(Lily feeds Marshall some food)Mike: (holding a fork of food out) Robin, you have to try this chicken.Robin: Oh, well, that's good. I'm OK, thanks.Mike: Really tasty.Robin: I'm just really feeling this cheeseburger.Mike: Come on, just try a little bite.Robin: Dude, I'm kind of in the zone here.Lily: Oh for God's sake. (Lily grabs Mike's hand and eats food from his fork) Lily: Really tasty.EXT. ROOFTOP(Shagarats finish singing, Barney approaches girl in hula outfit at bar area) Barney: Hey.Hula Girl: Hey.Barney: So, what does a fella have to do to get lei'd around here? Yeah.Hula Girl: Right, cuz I'm wearing a lei.(Hula Girl walks away)Barney: It isn't funny if you explain the joke.(Ted walks over to Barney)Barney: Let's bail.Ted: Oh, Barney, come on, I'm having fun. It's really great seeing these guys again. Barney: Name one person you know at this party.Ted: Well, there's ninja, back of horse. Where's front of horse? That guys a riot.Where is he?Barney: OK, I'm leaving, but just know that this Victoria's Secret party is on a yacht. And what will be sticking to that yacht? The Barnacle. (points to self)Ted: Really? That's the nickname now?Barney: Yeah, the Barnacle.Ted: The Barnacle.Barney: That's it. Barnacle out. (Barney walks away)Ted: Have fun, Barnacle.INT. LADIES ROOM(Robin and Lily walk in towards sink area)Robin: So, do you like Mike?Lily: Do you like Mike?Robin: Of course I do. Why?Lily: It just doesn't seem like it. You won't share your food. You won't wear a costume.Robin: Ah, Lily, you know me, I'm just not into all that couple-y stuff.Lily: OK, I know that stuff looks dumb from the outside, but it's kinda the greatest thing in the world when you're a part of it. If you just give it a chance, you might like it.Robin: Are you trying to get me to join a cult?Lily: Robin, Mike likes you. If you don't start meeting him halfway, you're gonna lose him.Robin: What?Lily: Look, it's Halloween. Just put on the girlfriend costume for the night.Robin: OK, what am I supposed to do? Buy him a giant teddy bear or something?Lily: How about you start by sharing dessert.Robin: I can share dessert. He better want the brownie sundae, but yeah, yeah, I can totally share.(Robin and Lily walk out of the ladies room)EXT. ROOFTOP(Ted notices Barney at party wearing devil costume)Ted: Barney. What, you're back?Barney: That's right.Ted: In a totally new costume.Barney: Every Halloween, I bring a spare costume in case I strike out with the hottest girl at the party. That way I have a second chance to make a first impression.Barney: What's with the face?Ted: It's half you're pathetic, half I have to pee.Barney: So go to the bathroom.Ted: No, there's a huge line. I don't want to miss the Slutty Pumpkin.Barney: So pee off the roof. Ooh, Ted, pee off the roof.(Barney gets behind Ted's right shoulder, guy in angel costume comes up to Ted's left shoulder)Angel Guy: Whoa, I wouldn't do that if I were you. There's people walking down there.Barney: Come on, Ted, who are you going to listen to? Me or Mr. Goody-goody over there.Angel Guy: Yeah, whatever. You guys got some weed?INT. BAR(Robin is trying to take Marshall and Lily's picture so that it looks like Lily as a parrot is sitting on Marshall's shoulder)Robin: A little to the left, Marshall. Lily, squat down.Marshall: This is gonna be a slaughter. None of these other costumes even come close to ours.Lily: Take the damn picture. (squawks)Robin: Got it.Marshall: I still think we should have won as Sonny and Cher. Maybe if I had worn that red dress. Ha! If I could turn back time.(Marshall, Mike, Lily and Robin sit back down at booth)Robin: Wow, this sundae looks so good I could eat the whole thing.(Lily taps Robin on arm)Robin: But, um, I would much rather share this small, one-scoop sundae with you, Mike.Marshall: Apple tart, excellent choice, Lilypad.Lily: Thanks, Marshmallow.Robin: Well, let's dig in, Mi... Mi... Microwave Oven.EXT. ROOFTOP(Barney approaches Hula Girl)Barney: Let me guess. Every guy has used the lei'd line on you tonight.Hula Girl: You wouldn't believe.Barney: I apologize for my gender. Let me make it up to you. Make you a drink.Hula Girl: You certainly are a charming devil.Barney: I'm also a horny devil. (pointing to horns on top of head) Yeah.Hula Girl: No.(Hula Girl walks away, Barney turn around to see Angel guy smirking at him)Barney (to Angel Guy): Oh, go to hell.INT. BAR(Robin and Mike, Lily and Marshall share desserts)Mike: You know, if you guys like tiramisu we found this little Italian place...Robin: No, you found it. I came with you. Go on.Mike: I'm just saying we love tiramisu.Robin: I cannot get enough of it.Mike: We're crazy for this stuff.Robin: I'm crazy and you're crazy for tiramisu.Mike: We love tiramisu. Am I wrong in saying that. ?Robin: No, no, no, I mean it just sounds a little bit weird, doesn't it? We love tiramisu. Is it really a group activity, loving tiramisu? Right?Marshall: So this Italian place? How's their cannoli?Robin: See there, hungry.(Robin grabs dessert from Mike)Mike: Yeah, looks like we're both hungry.(Mike reaches over for dessert)Robin: Hey, is that Gary Oldman? (pointing behind Mike and Marshall)Mike: Wait, where?(Mike and Marshall turn around to look, Robin tries to scarf down the sundae)Mike: I don't see...(Mike turns back around to see Robin trying to eat the sundae as fast as she can, Robin looks up to see everyone looking at her)Robin: Brain freeze.EXT. ROOFTOP(Barney and Ted talking)Barney: OK Victoria's Secret party right now.Ted: Nope.Barney: Come on, I can't stand to watching my delusional friend waste another precious Halloween. The Slutty Pumpkin is not coming.Ted: She might.Barney: Oy.Ted: Come on, Barney, this is not about the odds, this is about believing. This girl, she represents something to me, I don't know, hope.Barney: Wow. I did not understand a word you just said. Lingerie models on a boat!Ted: (shrugs) See ya.Barney: No, see ya. (evil laughs, sparks something in his hands) Ow.INT. BARRobin: Wanna drink the melty part?Mike: You know what, it's getting late. I think I'm gonna take off.(Mike gets up to leave, Robin follows)Robin: Hey, I thought we were gonna follow those bread crumbs back to my place, HanselMike: Robin, I don't get the sense you like being with me.Robin: I like being with you.Mike: Not as much as you like being alone. You like eating your own food, sleeping in your own bed, doing your own crosswords.Robin: Well, who uses ink? Sorry. OK, I'm a bit set in my ways. That doesn't meanthat this won't work.Mike: Actually, it kinda does.Robin: Wait, are we breaking up?Mike: We aren't breaking up. I'm breaking up with you.(Mike walks away)EXT. ROOFTOP(Ted standing alone)Future Ted VO: And then just when I was about to lose hope.(Ted notices someone in a penguin costume)(flashback to 4 years ago when Ted was telling Marshall and Lily about meeting the Slutty Pumpkin)Ted: She spent a year in Antarctica studying penguins.(Penguin pours kahlua and root beer into cup)Future Ted VO: Kahlua, root beer, could this penguin be the Slutty Pumpkin?(Ted walks over to Penguin)Ted: Uh, excuse me, this is gonna sound crazy, but I met someone up on this roof four years ago and they mixed that cocktail and they loved penguins. By any chance, was that you? It's you. I was crazy but I can't ...(Penguin removes head to reveal Barney)Barney: You are such a loser. Come on, I came back for you, Ted. I penguin-suited up to show you the error of your ways. And to score hula girl's number. Check and check.Ted: Unbelievable.Barney: Yes, it is.(Hula Girl walks over and notices Barney in penguin costume)Hula Girl: Wait a minute. You're that lame army guy.Barney: What? No no, that's some other guy and he was a kick-ass fighter pilotHula Girl: I cannot believe I gave you my numberBarney: Yeah, well, you did, thanks.Hula girl: Well, give it back.Barney: Uh, I don't think so. I earned it fair and square. I'm calling you.Hula Girl: But I'm never gonna go out with you.Barney: But how will you know it's me? I'm a master of disguise. Yeah.(Hula Girl sighs and walks away)Ted: Nice.Barney: Come on, Ted, Victoria's Secret party now. Let's go.Ted: I'm staying.Barney: Fine. Fine. (puts his flipper up towards Ted)Ted: What are you doing?Barney: I'm flippering you off.INT. BAR(Lily, Marshall and Robin sitting at booth)Lily: Sweetie, I'm so sorry.Robin: Seriously it's not a big deal. He wanted to be a 'we,' and I wanted to be an 'I'. Dudes are such chicks. You guys, I'm fine.Carl: Ladies and gentlemen, the results are in. And the winners of this year's costume contest are Lily Aldrin as a parrot and Marshall Eriksen as a gay pirate.Marshall: Oh yeah!(Marshall and Lily get up from booth)Marshall: Wait. What did he say?Lily: Oh, who cares, Marshall? We won!Marshall: Gay pirate, where are you getting that from?Carl: Dude, you're wearing eye liner.Marshall: OK, I just want everybody here to know that I'm not a gay pirate. I have sex with my parrot all the time. That came out wrong. Oh yeah, it doesn't matter! We won!Lily: I love you, Marshmallow.Marshall: I love you too, Lilypad.(Lily and Marshall kiss)Robin: You guys, let me get a picture.(Robin takes picture)EXT. ROOFTOP(Ted sitting as people leave Halloween party, Robin walks in)Robin: I had a feeling I'd find you here.Ted: Hey. If you're here for the Shagarats, you just missed the fourth encore.Robin: I never played any team sportsTed: Are we playing 'I never' cuz there's nothing left but peach schnapps.Robin: I played tennis in high school. You know why? Because it was just me out there.I couldn't even stand playing doubles. I just got dumped.Ted: Man, that sucks.Robin: Yeah, it's OK. I wasn't that into him. Story of my life. Everyone else is allfalling in love and acting stupid and goofy and sweet and insane, but not me. Why don't I want that more? I want to want that. Am I wired wrong or something?Ted: No. Look, you didn't want to be with me so clearly you have abysmal taste in men.(Robin laughs)Ted: But you're wired just fine.Robin: Well, what if I'm just a cold person? Tonight, Mike was willing to look like a complete idiot for me, but I couldn't be Gretel. Why can't I be Gretel?Ted: Because you just haven't met the right Hansel yet. One day you're gonna meet a guy who's gonna make you want to look like a complete idiot.Robin: Really?Ted: Yeah, he's out there somewhere, just like the Slutty Pumpkin. (echoes) pumpkin-pumpkin...Robin: How do you do this, Ted? How do you sit out here all night on the roof in the cold and still have faith your pumpkin's gonna show up.Ted: Well, I'm pretty drunk. Look, I know that odds are the love of my life isn't going to magically walk through that door in a pumpkin costume at 2:43 in the morning but it seems as nice a spot as any to just, you know, sit and wait.(Robin sits down by Ted and shares blanket)Robin: Scoot.END OF EPISODE。
How-i-met-your-mother
原文地址:《老爸老妈的浪漫史》how i met your mother经典台词作者:半两书生1、that's the funny thing about destiny. It happens whether you plan it or not. I mean I never thought I'd see that girl again. But it turns out I was just too close to the puzzle to see the picture that was formal.这就是命运最耐人寻味的地方,无论你是否有意得想去做什么。
我是指,我从来没想过我还可以见到这个女人。
但原来,我只是离拼图太近了而没有看到整副画的全貌。
2、And that was when I realized why i hung out with barney. I never got where I thought I wanted to go, but I always got a great story.我终于知道为什么我会和巴尼玩在一起了,我去的地方从来都不是原先讲好的地方,但我总能从中获得不同寻常的经历。
3、Kids, every story in a man's life is like a dot in an impressionist painting...孩子们,在男人一生中发生的每件事都像是印象派画家画中的一个小黑点一样。
4、Kids when you are single, all you're looking for is happily ever after。
But only one of your stories can end that way the rest ended with somebody get hurt.孩子们,当你们单身的时候,你们以为感情的结局就是王子公主永远过上幸福快乐的生活。
How I met your mother episode 1
Kids, I'm gonna tell you an incredible story ; the story of how I met your mother.Are we being punished for something ? No.Is this gonna take a while ? Yes.25 years ago, before I was Dad, I had this whole other life.It was way back in 2005.I was 27, just starting to make it as an architect and living in New York with Marshall, my best friend from college.My life was good.And then Uncle Marshall went and screwed the whole thing up.Will you marry me ? Yes.Perfect ! And then you're engaged.You pop the champagne.You drink a toast.You have sex on the kitchen floor.Don't have sex on our kitchen floor.Got it.Thanks for helping me plan this out, Ted.Dude, are you kidding ? It's you and Lilly.I've been there for all the big moments of you and Lilly : night you met, your first date, other first things.Yeah, sorry.We thought you were asleep.It's physics, Marshall.If the bottom bunk moves, the top bunk moves, too.My God.You're getting engaged tonight.Yeah.What are you doing tonight ?What was I doing ?Here Uncle Marshall was taking the biggest step of his life.And me ? I'm calling up your Uncle Barney.Hey, so you know how I've always had a thing for half-Asian girls ? Well, now I've got a new favorite Lebanese girls.Lebanese girls are the new half-Asians.Hey, you want to do something tonight ? Okay, meet me at the bar in 15 minutes.And suit up ! Where's your suit ? Just once, when I say suit up, I wish you'd put on a suit.I did that one time.It was a blazer ! You know, ever since college it's been, Marshall and Lilly and me.Now, it's gonna be Marshall and Lilly and me.They'll get married, start a family.Before long, I'm that weird, middle-aged bachelor their kids call Uncle Ted.I see what this is about.Have you forgotten what I said to you the night we met ? Ted, I'm gonna teach you how to live. Barney.We met at the urinal.Oh, right.Right.Lesson one : lose the goatee.It doesn't go with your suit.- I'm not wearing a suit.- Lesson two : get a suit.Suits are cool.Exhibit "A." Lesson three : don't even think about getting married till you're 30.I guess it's just, your best friend gets engaged, you start thinking about that stuff.I thought I was your best friend.Ted, say I'm your best friend.You're my best friend, Barney.Good.Then, as your best friend, I suggest we play a little game I like to call - "Have you met Ted ?" - Wait.No, no, no.We're not playing "Have you met Ted ?" Hi, have you met Ted ? Hi, I'm Ted.Yasmine.That's a very pretty name.Thanks.It's Lebanese.I'm exhausted.It was finger-painting day at school, and a five year-old boy got to second base(first base means kissing) (second base means breast) with me.Wow ! You're cooking ? Yes, I am.Aw Are you sure that's a good idea ? After last time, you looked really creepy without eyebrows.I can handle this.I think you'll find I'm full of surprises tonight.So, there's more surprises ? Like what ? Marshall was in his second year of law school, so he was pretty good at thinking on his feet.Boogedyboo ! And that's all of them.I'm gonna go cook.I'm so happy for Marshall, I really am.I just couldn't imagine settling down right now.So, do you think you'll ever get married ? Well, maybe eventually some fall day, possibly in Central Park.Simple ceremony.We'll write our own vows.Band, no DJ.People will dance ! I'm not gonna worry about it ! Damn it, why did Marshall have to get engaged ? Yeah, nothing hotter than a guy planning out his own imaginary wedding, huh ? - Actually, I think it's cute.- Well, you're clearly drunk.One more for the lady ! Oh, hey, look what I got.Oh, honey ! Champagne.Yeah.No.You are too old to be scared to open a bottle of champagne.- I'm not scared.- Then open it.Fine.Please open it ? You are unbelievable, Marshall.There are two big questions a man has to ask in life.One, you plan out for months.The other just slips out when you're half drunk at some bar.Will you marry me ? You wanna go out sometime ? Of course, you idiot ! I'm sorry, Carl's my boyfriend.'Sup, Carl ? I promised Ted we wouldn't do that.Did you know there's a Pop Tart under your fridge ? No, but dibs.Where's that champagne ? I wanna drink a toast with my fiancé.I don't know why I was so scared of this.It's pretty easy, right ? Why am I freaking out all of a sudden ? This is crazy.I'm not ready to settle down.How does Carl land a Lebanese girl ? The plan has always been don't even think about it until you're 30.Exactly.The guy doesn't even own a suit.Plus, Marshall's found the love of his life.Even if I was ready, which I'm not but if I was, it's, like, "Okay, I'm ready.Where is she ?" And there she was.It was like something from an old movie, where the sailor sees the girl across the crowded dance floor, turns to his buddy and says, "See that girl ? I'm gonna marry her someday." Hey, Barney, see that girl ? Oh, yeah.You just know she likes it dirty.Go say hi.I can't just go say hi.I need a plan.I'm gonna wait until she goes to the bathroom, then I'll strategically place myself by the jukebox Hi, have you met Ted ? Let me guess Ted.Sorry, Lilly.I'm so sorry.- Take us to the hospital.- Whoa, whoa, whoa.Did you hit her ? Hit me ? Please ! This guy can barely even spank me in bed for fun.He's all like, "Oh, honey.Did that hurt ?" And, I'm like, "Come on ! Let me have it, you pansy !" - Wow, a complete stranger.- No, no, no, no ! It's okay.Go on.So, these, uh, spankings you in pajamas or au natural ? So, what do you do ? I'm a reporter for Metro News One.Well, kind of a reporter.I do those dumb little fluff pieces at the end of the news.You know, like, um monkey who can play the ukulele.I'm hoping to get some bigger stories soon.Bigger, like, uh gorilla with an upright bass ? Sorry.You're really pretty.Oh, your friends don't seem to happy.Yeah, see, the one in the middle just got dumped by her boyfriend.So, tonight, every guy is "the enemy." You know if it'll make your friend feel better, you could throw a drink in my face.I don't mind.She would love that ! And it does look fun in the movies.Hey, you wanna have dinner with me Saturday night ? Oh, I can't.I'm going to Orlando for a week on Friday.Some guy's attempting to make the world's biggest pancake.Guess who's covering it ? That's gonna take a week ? Yeah, he's gonna eat it, too.It's another record.Hey ! What's taking so long ? Uh, I know this is a long shot, but how about tomorrow night ? Yeah.What the hell ? Jerk ! That was fun.De wait for it nied ! Denied ! We're going out tomorrow night.I thought we were playing laser tag tomorrow night.Yeah, I was never gonna go play laser tag.The next night, I took her out to this little bistro in Brooklyn.That is one badass blue French horn.Yeah.Sort of looks like a Smurf penis.Son, a piece of advice : when you go on a first date, you really don't wanna say "Smurf penis. " Girls don't ordinarily like that.But this was no ordinary girl.Lilly ? How long have you been sitting there ? Stupid eye patch.Mom, Dad, I have found the future Mrs.Ted Mosby.Marshall, how have I always described my perfect woman ? Now, let's see she likes dogs ? I've got five dogs.She drinks scotch ? I love a scotch that's old enough to order its own scotch.Can quote obscure lines from Ghostbusters ? Ray ! When someone asks you if you're a god, you say "Yes !" And I'm saving the best for last.Do you want these ? I hate olives.She hates olives ! Awesome ! The olive theory.The olive theory is based on my friends Marshall and Lilly.He hates olives, she loves them.In a weird way, that's what makes them such a great couple.Perfect balance.You know, I've had a jar of olives just sitting in my fridge forever.I could take them off your hands.They're all yours.Oh, it is on ! It is on till the break of dawn.But wait.It's only the break of 10:30.What happened ? I gotta get one of those blue French horns for over my fireplace.It's gotta be blue.It's gotta be French.- No green clarinet ? - Nope.Come on.No purple tuba ? It's a Smurf penis or no dice.There you are ! We got a jumper.Some crazy guy on the Manhattan Bridge.Come on.You're covering it ! Um all right.I'll be right there.I'm sorry.I had a really great time tonight.Yeah.So ?! Did you kiss her ? No.The moment wasn't right.Look, this woman could actually be my future wife.I want our first kiss to be amazing.Aw, Ted, that is so sweet.So you chickened out like a little bitch.What ? I did not chicken out.You know what ? I don't need to take first kiss advice from some pirate who hasn't been single since the first week of college.Anyone who's single would tell you the same thing, even the dumbest single person alive.And if you don't believe me, call him.Hey, loser.How's not playing laser tag ? Because playing laser tag is awesome ! - Oh, I killed you, Conner ! - Don't make me get your mom ! Hey, listen.I need your opinion on something.Okay, meet me at the bar in 15 minutes.And suit up ! So, these guys think I chickened out.What do you think ? I can't believe you're still not wearing a suit.She didn't even give me the signal.What, is she gonna, she gonna bat her eyes on you in Morse code ? "Ted kiss me." No ! You just kiss her ! Not if you don't get the signal.Did Marshall give me the signal ? No ! I didn't.I swear.But, see, at least tonight, I get to sleep knowing Marshall and me, never gonna happen.You should have kissed her.Oh, I should have kissed her.Well, maybe in a week when she gets back from Orlando.A week ? That's like a year in hot girl time.She'll forget all about you.Mark my words you will never see that one again.There she is.Ooh ! She's cute.Hey, Carl, turn it up.persuaded him to reconsider.At which point, the man came down off the ledge, giving this bizarre story a happy ending.- Reporting from Metro One News - Guy didn't jump.I'm gonna go kiss her.Right now.Look, dude.It's midnight.As your future lawyer, I'm gonna advise you that's freaking crazy.I never do anything crazy.I'm always waiting for the moment, planning the moment.Well, she's leaving tomorrow.This may be the only moment I'm gonna get.I gotta do what that guy couldn't.I gotta take the leap ! Okay, not a perfect metaphor, 'cause for me it's fall in love and get married, and for him it's death.Actually, that is a perfect metaphor.By the way, did I congratulate you two ? I'm doing this.Let's go.- Word up.- We're coming with you.Barney ? All right, but under one condition.Look at you, you beautiful bastard.You suited up ! This is totally going in my blog ! Stop the car.Uh, pull over right here.I gotta do something.Excuse me.Pardon me.Just a sec'.Enjoy your coffee.Go ! Go ! Go ! Everybody brings flowers.Okay.Moment of truth.Wish me luck.Ted's gonna get it on with a TV reporter."This just in." Okay.Kiss her, Ted ! Kiss her good ! Kiss the crap outta that girl ! Marshall, remember this night.When you're the best man at our wedding and you give a speech, you're gonna tell this story. Why does he get to be the best man ? I'm your best friend ! As I walked up to that door, a million thoughts raced through my mind.Unfortunately, one particular thought did not.I've got five dogs.Not good.Not good.- No ! - Get back in there ! You're wearing a suit ! Ted ? Hi.I was just, uh Come on up.He's in.So Ranjit, you must have done it with a Lebanese girl ? Okay, that's my Barney limit.I'm gonna see if that bodega has a bathroom.Actually, I'm from Bangladesh.The women hot there ? Here's a picture of my wife.A simple "no" would have sufficed.She's lovely.So, Ted, what brings you back to Brooklyn at 1:00 in the morning in a suit ? I was just hoping to get those olives that you said I could have.Would you like those olives with some gin and vermouth ? Are you trying to get me drunk ? For starters.So, Marshall, this olive theory, based on you and Lilly ? You hate olives.Lilly loves them.You can't stand 'them.Yeah.Hate olives.Two weeks ago, Spanish bar on 79th street, dish of olives, you had some. What up ? You have to swear that this does not leave this cab.- I swear.- I swear.On our first date, I ordered a Greek salad.Lilly asked if she could have my olives.- I said, "Sure.I hate olives." - But, you like olives.Well, I was 18, okay ? I was a virgin.Been waiting my whole life for a pretty girl to want my olives.Marshall, I'm gonna give you an early wedding present.Don't get married.I think I like your olive theory.I think I like your new French horn.I think I like your nose.I think I'm in love with you.What ?! What ?! What ?! Come on, man, you said your stomach's been hurting, right ? You know what that is.Hunger.You're hungry for experience.Hungry for something new.Hungry for olives.But you're too scared to do anything about it.Yeah, I'm scared, okay ? But, when I think of spending the rest of my life with Lilly committing, forever, no other women doesn't scare me at all.I'm marrying that girl.Lilly.Lilly, I like olives.We'll make it work.So, Orlando.You gonna hit Disneyworld ? You love me ?! I-I-I can't believe I said that.Why did I say that ? Who says that ? I should just go.Hold on.Wait a minute.Promised you these.Olives.Thanks.I love you.What is wrong with me ? Why are we still sitting here ? Let's go.We can still make last call.What do you say, Lil ? Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum ? 'Cause you're a pirate.Okay, eye patch, gone.And we can't just abandon Ted.If it doesn't go well up there, he's gonna need some support.It's been, like, 20 minutes.You think they're doing it ? You think they're doing it in front of the dogs ? Doggy style.Hey, there was a girl in college, she had this golden retriever Okay, we can go to the bar.Just stop talking.Hit it, Ranjit.So, when you tell this story to your friends, could you avoid the word "psycho ?" I'd prefer. "eccentric." Good night psycho.Great.Um, how do I get to the F train ? Oh, um, two blocks that way and take a right.You know what ? I'm done being single.I'm not good at it.Look, obviously, you can't tell a woman you just met you love her.But it sucks that you can't.I'll tell you something, though.If a woman not you, just some hypothetical woman were to bear with me through all this, I think I'd make a damn good husband.Because, that's the stuff I'd be good at, stuff like making her laugh and being a good father.And walking her five hypothetical dogs.Being a good kisser.Everyone thinks they're a good kisser.Oh, I've got references.Good night, Ted.And I'm a good handshaker.That's a pretty great handshake.And that was it.I'll probably never see her again.What ? That was the signal.That long, lingering handshake ? You should have kissed her.There's no such thing as "the signal." But, yeah, that was the signal.Signal.Ah, Carl, thank you.Something I gotta do.By the way, you should have kissed her.Carl ! You guys weren't there.I am so turned on right now.Guys, trust me.I've seen the signal.That was not the signal.Yeah, Ted, we're not on you anymore.- To my fianc?e.- To the future.To one hell of a night ! That was not the signal.I asked her about it years later.And, yeah, that was the signal.I could have kissed her.But that's the funny thing about destiny.It happens whether you plan it or not.I mean, I never thought I'd see that girl again, but it turns out I was just too close to the puzzle to see the picture that was forming.Because, that, kids, is the true story of how I met your Aunt Robin.Aunt Robin ? I thought this was how you met mom ! Will you relax ? I'm getting to it.Like I said, it's a long story.。
“我是如何遇见你妈的”
“我是如何遇见你妈的”百度网盘搜索/《老爸老妈浪漫史》的英文剧名How I Met Your Mother,直译过来是“我是如何遇见你妈的”―听着有点像一句骂人话。
实际上,整个剧集正是以此为核心:主人公泰德出于某种原因,给他一儿一女两个孩子讲述自己和他们的母亲走到一起的过程。
《老爸老妈浪漫史》也因此从一开始就带有两大悬念:一是剧中来来往往的女人,谁最终成了泰德的妻子、两个孩子的老妈;二是泰德为什么要给孩子们讲这个故事。
编剧像经营悬疑片一样,把这两个问题的答案捂了足足九年,最后才在大结局中揭晓谜底。
所以,尽管大结局的内容受到观众、剧评人和媒体的一致声讨,却仍然以5.3的收视率,创下全剧开播九年以来最高收视纪录。
纽约客的喜剧生活“老妈”在剧中的戏份很少,全剧主要围绕泰德、巴尼、罗宾、马修和莉莉这五位好友展开。
泰德是一位土生土长的纽约客,明明年轻有为(身兼建筑设计师和大学教授两大高端职业),长得也不难看,性格又超好,但是不知为什么在恋爱问题上总是不能一帆风顺,被好友评为“认识的人中最难找对象的一个”;巴尼是泰德的朋友,自大而且轻浮,但是善于泡妞,总能用各种匪夷所思的手段把女性骗上床;罗宾是个漂亮的加拿大姑娘,因为追求新闻理想来到纽约,曾经跟泰德热恋;马修和莉莉是一对青年夫妇,事业和家庭生活都刚刚步入正轨。
这五个小伙伴所拥有的不同出身和职业,合在一起构成了纽约这个大都市里青年人的生活常态。
在九年的时间里,他们相互支持,共同成长,收获各自的幸福。
尽管《老爸老妈浪漫史》的总体定位是爱情喜剧,但剧中的笑料几乎无所不包,每个角色的身份和阶层,都为剧集提供了丰富而多样的喜剧元素。
罗宾是加拿大人,所以关于加拿大的一切都会被剧中这几个美国人拿出来开玩笑,其中包括、但不仅限于美国人眼中加拿大人的粗野、无趣、落后、土气、重男轻女……跟纽约一河之隔,但在各种以纽约为故事发生地的影视作品中均会被嘲笑的新泽西,也多次成为纽约客们鄙视的对象;泰德偶尔展现出的艺术家的小清新、“成功商业人士”巴尼的徒有其表和夸夸其谈,都常常受到恶意或善意的调侃。
How I Met Your Mother
2005年9月19日 在CBS电视网首 播,一共九季。
故事是关于 泰德·莫斯比(Ted Mosby)在2030年 时开始向他的孩
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他们五个的主要 故事。
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How I Met Your Mother 老爸老妈浪漫史1——8每集集名
S01E01Pilot S02E01Where Were We?S03E01 S01E02Purple Giraffe S02E02The Scorpion and the Toad S03E02 S01E03Sweet Taste of Liberty S02E03Brunch S03E03 S01E04Return of the Shirt S02E04Ted Mosby: Architect S03E04 S01E05Okay Awesome S02E05World's Greatest Couple S03E05 S01E06Slutty Pumpkin S02E06Aldrin Justice S03E06 S01E07Matchmaker S02E07Swarley S03E07 S01E08The Duel S02E08Atlantic City S03E08 S01E09Belly Full of Turkey S02E09Slap Bet S03E09 S01E10The Pineapple Incident S02E10Single Stamina S03E10 S01E11The Limo S02E11How Lily Stole Christmas S03E11 S01E12The Wedding S02E12First Time in New York S03E12 S01E13Drumroll, Please S02E13Columns S03E13 S01E14Zip, Zip, Zip S02E14Monday Night Football S03E14 S01E15Game Night S02E15Lucky Penny S03E15 S01E16Cupcake S02E16Stuff S03E16 S01E17Life Among the Gorillas S02E17Arrivederci, Fiero S03E17S02E18Moving Day S03E18 S01E18Nothing Good Happens After 2S01E19Mary the Paralegal S02E19Bachelor Party S03E19 S01E20Best Prom Ever S02E20Showdown S03E20 S01E21Milk S02E21Something BorrowedS01E22Come On S02E22Something BlueS04E01Do I Know You?S05E01Definitions S06E01 S04E02The Best Burger in New YorkS05E02Double Date S06E02 S04E03I Heart NJ S05E03Robin 101S06E03 S04E04Intervention S05E04The Sexless Innkeeper S06E04 S04E05Shelter Island S05E05Duel Citizenship S06E05 S04E06Happily Ever After S05E06Bagpipes S06E06 S04E07Not a Father's Day S05E07The Rough Patch S06E07 S04E08Woooo!S05E08The Playbook S06E08 S04E09The Naked Man S05E09Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of S06E09 S04E10The Fight S05E10The Window S06E10 S04E11Little Minnesota S05E11Last Cigarette Ever S06E11 S04E12Benefits S05E12Girls Versus Suits S06E12 S04E13Three Days of Snow S05E13Jenkins S06E13 S04E14The Possimpible S05E14Perfect Week S06E14 S04E15The Stinsons S05E15Rabbit or Duck S06E15 S04E16Sorry, Bro S05E16Hooked S06E16 S04E17The Front Porch S05E17Of Course S06E17 S04E18Old King Clancy S05E18Say Cheese S06E18 S04E19Murtaugh S05E19Zoo or False S06E19 S04E20Mosbius Designs S05E20Home Wreckers S06E20 S04E21The Three Days Rule S05E21Twin Beds S06E21 S04E22Right Place, Right Time S05E22Robots Versus Wrestlers S06E22 S04E23As Fast as She Can S05E23The Wedding Bride S06E23 S04E24The Leap S05E24Doppelgangers S06E24S07E01The Best Man S08E01Farhampton S09E01 S07E02The Naked Truth S08E02The Pre-Nup S09E02 S07E03Ducky Tie S08E03Nannies S09E03 S07E04The Stinson Missile Crisis S08E04Who Wants to Be a Godparen S09E04 S07E05Field Trip S08E05The Autumn of Break-Ups S09E05 S07E06Mystery vs. History S08E06Splitsville S09E06 S07E07Noretta S08E07The Stamp Tramp S09E07 S07E08The Slutty Pumpkin Returns S08E08Twelve Horny Women S09E08 S07E09Disaster Averted S08E09Lobster Crawl S09E09 S07E10Tick, Tick, Tick...S08E10The Over-Correction S09E10 S07E11The Rebound Girl S08E11The Final Page S09E11 S07E12Symphony of Illumination S08E12The Final Page S09E12 S07E13Tailgate S08E13Band or DJ?S09E13 S07E1446 Minutes S08E14Ring Up!S09E14 S07E15The Burning Beekeeper S08E15P.S. I Love You S09E15 S07E16The Drunk Train S08E16Bad Crazy S09E16 S07E17No Pressure S08E17The Ashtray S09E17 S07E18Karma S08E18Weekend at Barney's S09E18 S07E19The Broath S08E19The Fortress S09E19 S07E20Trilogy Time S08E20The Time Travelers S09E20 S07E21Now We're Even S08E21Romeward Bound S09E21 S07E22Good Crazy S08E22The Bro Mitzvah S09E22 S07E23The Magician's Code S08E23Something Old S09E23 S07E24The Magician's Code S08E24Something New S09E24Wait for ItWe're Not from HereThird WheelLittle BoysHow I Met Everyone ElseI'm Not That Guy DowisetreplaSpoiler AlertSlapsgivingThe YipsThe Platinum RuleNo TomorrowTen SessionsThe BracketThe Chain of Screaming Sandcastles in the Sand The GoatRebound BroEverything Must Go MiraclesBig DaysCleaning HouseUnfinishedSubway WarsArchitect of Destruction Baby TalkCanning RandyNatural HistoryGlitterBlitzgivingThe Mermaid TheoryFalse PositiveBad NewsLast WordsOh HoneyDesperation DayGarbage IslandA Change of Heart LegendaddyThe Exploding Meatball Sub HopelessThe Perfect Cocktail LandmarksChallenge Accepted。
老爸老妈浪漫史英文字幕
老爸老妈浪漫史英文字幕【中英文版】Title: How I Met Your Mother English SubtitlesIn the whimsical world of "How I Met Your Mother" (HIMYM), viewers are treated to a delightful narrative intertwined with laughter and love.The show has captured the hearts of many, and a significant part of its charm lies in the witty dialogue and humorous situations.For English learners, having subtitles can be a tremendous aid in understanding the nuances of language and the cultural references sprinkled throughout the series.《老爸老妈浪漫史》(HIMYM)这个充满奇思妙想的电视剧世界里,观众们享受着一个充满笑声与爱的精彩故事。
这档节目吸引了众多粉丝,其魅力之一就在于机智的对话和幽默的场景。
对于英语学习者来说,英文字幕的存在极大地帮助他们理解语言中的细微差别以及剧中渗透的文化梗。
Each episode of HIMYM is a treasure trove of idiomatic expressions and slang, making it an excellent resource for those seeking to improve their command of colloquial English.With English subtitles, learners can follow along with the rapid-fire dialogue and pick up on the subtle jokes that might otherwise be missed.It"s a fun and engaging way to learn a new language.《老爸老妈浪漫史》的每一集都充满了习惯用语和俚语,成为那些想要提高口语水平的学习者们的宝贵资源。
德雷尔一家第1季第6集(中英对照)
- 是的 我在担心 - 嗯 其他两个裁判在哪 拉里和南希在亲热 格里在开德雷尔动物园 噢 那我可以嫁给斯文了吗 我们都喜欢他 他很迷人 不是吗 我们担心他太年轻太帅气了
- 我们有吗 - 我们怎么了 听着 如果你嫁给一个老头 就算婚姻失败 他也活不了那么久 请牢记于心 {\an}动物园 你不必这样 德雷尔夫人 - 我知道 - 告诉他 你答应他求婚时思绪不 安 - 你为什么不喜欢斯文 - 没什么 除了他既不是希腊人也不是英国人之外 很多人也不是啊 斯皮罗斯 若你坚持要再婚 选我的朋友拉布罗斯吧 你会有吃不完的面包 - 他是烘焙师吗 - 不 他只是喜欢面包而已 我们可以出发了吗 - 我们现在去哪里 - 斯文家 不 你通过面试了 干得好
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不 伯爵夫人需要帮助吧 不 她会把这归咎给她丈夫的死亡
从那以后她的世界便越来越小 照这样下去 她会死在衣橱里 说真的 钱买不到你要的快乐 不是吗
但可以买一些迷人的高级时装 把不开心裹起 来 幸亏我们没有钱 确实 斯文也没有 那你还想结婚吗 今早过后吗 是的 我想是的 很好 走着瞧吧 我们希望你能把答案写在纸上 抱歉 我的律师建议我不要写任何东西
我们肯定会审问他的 要结婚的人是你还是我 你以后也会想瞄一眼我们的未来配偶的
好吧 为什么你要养这么多动物 跟你拥有自己的家庭是一个道理 我母亲的功劳 我通常是为了享受它们的陪伴 但你说得对路易莎我应该邀请人们
来感受动物的陪伴 为此 我需要更多的动物作 但这个矿井里都是路易十五世风格的家具 如果她没有郁郁寡欢的话
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- 我可以借一只山羊吗 - 我会跟它们商量一 下 谢谢 我觉得我是这间屋子里的入侵者 - 为什么 - 你的家人分开都很友好 - 可不是这样 - 但在一起的时候 感觉就像有一群蜜蜂一样 围着我嗡嗡叫 总是有种小刺痛 这里真的太拥挤了 你可以跟我一样 吼他们 - 我不可以 他们不是我的家人 - 你可以的
老爸老妈浪漫史字幕
你们第一次相见,第一次约会……
The night you met, your first date,
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还有其他的“第一次”……
other first things.
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呵呵,不好意思
我们还以为你睡着了呢
Sorry, we thought you were asleep.
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这就是物理学,Marshal
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-我没穿西服
-第二课,穿上西服
-I'm not wearing a suit.
-Lesson two, get a suit.
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西服很好,有模有样
Suits are cool, exhibitive.
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第三课,千万别想结婚的事情
……三十岁以后再说
Lesson 3, don't even think about getting married till you're 30.
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我给你们的Barney叔叔打了电话
I'm calling up your uncle Barney.
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嘿,伙计,还记得我说过
我对一半亚洲血统的小妞有偏好吗
Hey, see, you know, however, I thought I had a thing for half Asian girls?
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好笑吧,一个男的想象自己的婚礼
Yeah, nothing hotter than a guy planning out his imaginary wedding.
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实际上,我觉得很可爱啊
Actually I think it's cute.
摩登家庭第一季第六集中英字幕
Ok your brother's lunch is packed 好了你弟弟的午餐装好了you're buying your own lunch 你自己买午餐吃Luke Alex 下来啦要走啦Here we go. Last chance for the summer handshake 来最后一次夏日式拍手咯Dad?爸爸Come on, we're only halfway done. 喂我们才做到一半耶I need help. 我需要帮助I was supposed to keep a journal all summer. 暑假的时候我得每天写日记的It's due today. 今天就要交了Wow,first day of school,and you're already behind? 哇第一天上学就要欠作业啦?I'm dead. 我死定了All right,tell me how far you've gotten. 好吧你还落下多少?Okay. 好吧"June 21st --found a stick." "6月21日捡到一根棍子"June 22nd..." "6月22日..."That's it. 没了That's it? 就这样?It was a really cool stick. 那棍子还真的蛮棒的He's right. It looked like a snake. 是啊看起来就像一条蛇Getting everybody out of the house in the morning can be really tough, 让大家早上出门是件很难的事Especially the first day of school.尤其是开学第一天From the minute we get up at 7:00 打从我们7点起床Till we drop them off at school, 到送他们上学It is go,go,go. 就一直没停过I get up at 6:00. 我6点就起来了I get up at 5:00. 我还5点就起床了呢Seriously, I get up at 6:00. 说真的我6点起来的That's you? I th-- I thought we had a raccoon. 那是你? 我还以为是只浣熊I can't believe my littlboy is going into the fifth grade. 想不到偶滴宝贝儿子都上五年级了He used to hold my finger with his little hand 他以前总是用小手抓住偶滴手指And look at me with those big eyes. 用大大滴眼睛看着我Yep,they grow up. 我滴小宝贝(Gloria说鸟语) 是啊他长大了Come on,manny, let's get going! 来Manny 我们出发咯!How's my hair? 我的发型怎么样?Hold on. 慢着What are you wearing there? 你穿的是什么呀That looks like an old christmas tree skirt. 就像旧圣诞树罩一样It's a traditional colombian poncho. 这是件传统的哥伦比亚斗篷I want my new classmates to know I'm proud of my heritage. 我要让新同学知道我对传统文化多么自豪I think you look very handsome,lindo. 我觉得你帅呆了呢小可爱Oh,really? 噢是吗?Am I driving him to school,or is he gonna ride his burro? 是要我载他还是他自己骑驴去学校? you are a cutie-pie, yes,you are 你是个迷人派迷啊迷人派you are a cutie-pie 你是个迷人派Are you still baby-proofing? 你还在加装保护套?Everything we own is pointy. 咱这所有家具都有棱角耶Why is our daughter dressed like donna summer? 为什么咱家女儿穿得跟Donna Summer一样?She is not donna summer. 她不是Donna SummerClearly,she'sdiana ross from the rca years. 她是"黄金岁月"里的Diana Ross啊How is daddy not seeing that? 为什么爸爸看不出来呢?I really thought you were done with this. 我还以为你已经玩厌了呢I made no such promises. 我可没这么说过I guess I'm somewhat of a shutterbug,um, 我也算是个摄影一族吧And my new favorite model, of course,is lily. 我最爱的猫豆当然是Lily咯Honey,you moving out? 亲爱的你要搬出去?Five more years.再过5年吧A little help here?来帮忙啊This is why we suggested the violin. 这就是为什么我们建议你选小提琴The cello is more in demand in university orchestras. 大学管弦乐团更需要大提琴手You know what's not in demand? Oh,what? 你知道他们不需要什么吗? 什么?Girls who play in university orchestras.在大学管弦乐团的女生Here,I'll help you carry it out to the curb. 来我帮你拿到搭车的地儿Phil, put on some pants. Phil 穿条裤子Come on,this covers up more than my bathing suit. 这个还没泳衣暴露Yeah, don't reminde. 别提那个了Haley,honey,don't forget the driving instructor Haley 宝贝别忘了Is picking you up from school.驾车教练会去学校接你Can't he pick me up someplace else? 就不能在别的地方接我吗I don't want kids at school thinking I'm dating 我可不想让我同学认为A 40-year-old driving instructor who's not even cute.我在跟个40岁又不帅的驾车教练约会Haley just got her learner's permit Haley刚拿到了学车许可证We've been taking turns driving with her. 我们轮流陪她开车One of the really standard rules of the road 有这么条很重要的路上规则Is we want to keep a safe distance 我们得和前面的车Between us and the car in front of it, 保持安全距离And that is not safe right there -- not safe. 这可不安全不安全呐All right.好的Okay,merge. 变线I --merge. 我... 变线Mom merge! 妈变线!Merge,merge, merge,merge,merge! 变线变线变线!Stop it! You're freaking me out! 别叫啦! 我就要崩溃啦!This navigation system's all messed up. 这导航系统坏掉了吧It thinks we'rin a park. 上面显示我们在公园里Oh,my god, it is a park! 额滴神我们真在公园里!Away from the kids!Where do I go?! Aim for the lake! 绕开小孩!The lake?! Aim for the lake! 我要朝哪里开啊啊啊! 转到湖那边Makes you realize we're all just hanging by a thread. 咱真是命悬一线啊The last thing manny needs on his first day of school Manny最不想要滴就是开学第一天Is you under-melting his confidence. 被你酱紫融掉自信心Undermining. Now u're doing it to me,too. 是打击瞧你对我也酱紫I'm sorry, but there's only two places 对不起但能穿斗篷的地方就两个Niagara falls and log rides. 尼加拉瓜大瀑布和激流勇进You think too much about these things. 你想太多了啦I wear all sort of daring outfits all the time, 我一直很敢穿那些衣服啊And people admire them because I wear them with the confidence. 因为我穿出了自信大家都很葱白I'm sure it's the confidence they're admiring. 是啊男淫们都是奔你自信来的I just... 我只是...I just think it's a little over-the-top. 只是觉得有点儿过了You know what? You need to loosen up and have fun. 你该放松放松寻寻开心了I am loose. I'm fun. 我很放松啊我也很开心啊Remember? 记得吗?Breakfast for dinner last week -- my idea.上礼拜正餐吃早饭我的主意Ever since we brought lily home, you've been tense. 自从把Lily带回家你就紧张兮兮的All you do is put child locks on things,read parenting books. 你到处都上了小锁还整天看育婴书Would you please stop and -- 你就不能停下来...Here -- just hold your daughter. 来抱抱你女儿呗Hold her and relax. 抱抱她放轻松All right,sweetheart. Come on. 好的Just relax. Oh,sweetheart. 放松就好哦小亲亲Did you put hair spray on this? 你给她抹发胶了?Just a little bit,yes. 嗯就一点点I'm gonna put some music on.No,cam, I have to go to work. 我去放点音乐不行啊Cam 我还要去上班呢Dance with her! I don't have time for this. 和她跳跳舞! 我真的没有时间Put a little boogie in it. 我放布吉乐了哦oh,come on. 饶了我吧Just dance. You know you love this song. 跳舞就好啦你超爱这首歌的This is actually a really good song. 的确是首好歌All right. Okay. 好吧Who's the dancing queen, huh? 谁是舞后啊?Put a little boogie in it. I don't have time. 摇一下摆一下See? Fun,right? 看见没好玩吧?Oh,my -- was that her head? 噢偶滴...撞到头了吗?No,I think if it was her head, she would be -- 不是吧如果是撞到头她应该会...Yeah, that was her head. 好吧是撞到头了Okay,okay. 没事的没事的Mitchell: Yes,I know. 我知道的I got boo-boo bear from the freezer. 我把冰箱里的瑜伽熊拿过来Why do you have chocolate on your face? 为什么你脸上沾了巧克力?It was under a pie. 它被压在一个派底下So you ate your way to it? 所以你边吃边把熊熊救出来的?I made a judgment call. You weren't there! 你又不在那我得见机行事Do you think she's all right? 她没事吧?She didn't cry that much. 她哭得也不是很厉害啦M-maybe that's a bad sign. You know... 可能不是个好兆头啊We should try and make her laugh. 我们该试着逗她笑Why? 'cause that's how we'll know she's okay. 为什么? 这样我们才知道她没事啊Where's,um... Where's doggy? 狗狗在哪里Doggy,doggy. 狗狗狗狗Here,doggy. 狗狗在这儿Okay,there you go. 好的But it's a dog. 这是条狗耶Yeah,I know. That's why it's funny. 我知道啊这样才搞笑嘛Moo! I don't think it's as funny as you think it is. 哞! 没你说的那么搞吧Can we please just call your sister? No,no. 我们打电话给你姐吧不行Cam,cam,why,so she can be all judgmental and condescending, Cam Cam你在给她机会让她居高临下地批判我Like she's the expert and I don't know how to take care of a baby? 就像她是个专家而我是个育儿白痴Mitchell, she is your family. Mitchell 她是你家人耶Of course she's gonna be judgmental and condescending. 当然啦她会居高临下地批判你Hello? 喂?Uh,not a big deal,just wondering -- 呃也没什么事就想问问...When your kids were small, did you ever... 你的孩子小的时候有没有把...I don't know,uh, smack their heads into a wall? 把他们头撞到墙上?Usually, we just gave time-outs. 一般我只是叫他们闭门思过而已No,no. Accidentally.不是那样的是意外Um,we -- we just kind of bonked lily's head, 我不小心把Lily的头撞墙上了And she -- it really wasn't very hard, 也不是特别重And she's not acting any differently, 她没怎么哭也没什么异样But I just worry -- relax. 但我就是担心... 放松It happens. 常有的事啦Luke used to bang his head all the time,and he's fine. Luke就经常撞头的啦他也没事Okay. All right,thank you. 好吧谢谢你Thanks. That helps. Okay,okay. 谢谢你帮大忙了We got to take her to the doctor. 一定要带去给医生看看Load up the car. 去把车开出来I'm here. 我在这里I,uh,just dropped manny off at school, 我刚把Manny送去学校了And I realized... 然后我意识到...I just dropped manny off at school. 我把Manny送去学校了Oh,boy. 唉就开始了And I was hoping we'd still have a few more good years 我还期待着在我们感慨时光花花流走前Before the mind started to go.还能好好过上几年呢No,what I'm saying... 不我想说的是...We have the day to ourselves for the first time in months. 几个月以来我们第一次能二人世界We should take advantage of it -- 我们应该好好把握Go to the club... 去下俱乐部...Nice lunch... 吃顿午餐...Some massages. 做个按摩...What about work? 工作咋办?I'm the boss. 我是老总嘛Since I married you, people are surprised I come in at all. 自从娶了你我去上班他们都觉得惊讶Jay's very spontaneous. Jay真滴是信手拈来He's always surprising me with little presents, 他总是有小惊喜给我小礼物呐Fun getaways.欢乐小出游啦I wasn't the greatest husband the first time around, 第一次结婚老公没做好But I'm trying to do better this time. 我这一次要做更好And maybe by my third marriage, I'll have it down pat. 等到我第三次婚姻我就炉火纯青了Yeah,that one's gonna cost me. 呃这下要大出血了Whatcha reading there, a book?你在看啥呀什么书?Yeah,I've been meaning to get to it for a while. 是啊我想读它很久了Oh,it's got a map at the beginning. 开头有张地图耶I like it when books do that. 我就喜欢这样的书Do you have an open house this morning? 你今天早上不是要展房吗?I rescheduled. 我改时间了Thought you might like some company. 我想你可能要人陪呀Well,the first day of school can be tough 开学第一天For stay-at-home moms.对全职妈妈来说怪难受的吧Now,you have to understand-- the kids are gone, 要知道孩子不在家The nest is empty, they are rudderless. 家里变得空虚主妇们没了盼头And a lot of guys wouldn't even notice. 大多数男人甚至都不会注意But I'm not a lot of guys. 但我不是那些人I listen with my mind,and if you pay attention, 我很用心聆听你要是细心一点Women will tell you what they want 就会发现女人会用相反的话By telling you the opposite of what they want. 告诉你她们想要什么Like,the other day, claire was like, 就像那天Claire说"you have to move your car. "你得挪下你的车There's no space in the garage for both of our cars." "车库不够放咱们两辆车的"And what she's really saying is that,you know, 你知道其实她想说啥吗I should probably get a sports car. 我该换一台运动型车了I was sort of looking forward to a quiet day. 我想要清净的一天Thought I'd just read, maybe...Go for a run later. 看看书跑跑步That's it. 就这样Great. We'll run together. 好啊咱们可以一起跑You don't have to do that. 你不必这样子啊Know. 我知道Listening.这就是聆听The thing is, I like to run alone, 其实呢我比较喜欢一个人跑And I run kind of fast, so... 而且我跑比较快嘛所以...So... 所以...So,I'm not sure 我不知道You're gonna be able to keep up with me. 你能不能跟上我的步伐You're k-- you're kidding,right? No. 你在开...玩笑吧? 没有You really think I can't keep up with you? 你真的以为我跟不上你?I'm not sure you can keep up with this conversation. 我都不认为你能跟上我的话茬I think you're forgetting that I power-walk every morning 你忘了我每天早上都健走吧?And that I wear my special ses with the big soles, 穿着我那独有的高跟健步鞋Which were designed by a doctor.某名医设计的Yes,I know. 我知道But I run... Every day.但我每天都跑步You really think you can run as fast as me? 你真以为你跑得和我一样快?No,phil,I think I can run much,much faster... 不Phil 我觉得我比你跑得......Than you. ...快很多Boom.砰Just like that, the whole day changed. 就这样一整天都变了It was game on. 比赛开始了She knew it. I knew it. We both knew it. 她知道我知道我们都知道I just want to read. 我就是想读读书啊I think I'll order what I had the last time. 我想点上次吃的东西What was that called? 那个叫什么?You just want me to say it because you want me to roll my r's. 你让我回答就是想看看我转眼睛吧Come on!reuben. 说嘛鲁宾Jay,what is this? Jay 这是啥米?Oh,looks like my old car cover. 看上去是我的旧车罩啊Don't give me that.This is manny's poncho. 别打马虎眼这是Manny的斗篷What is it doing here? 为什么会在这里?Maybe he decided to take it off on the way to school. 八成是去学校的路上他决定脱下来了What did you say to him? Nothing.你给他灌输什么了? 什么也没有啊I told some jokes. 就开了点玩笑而已You said plenty with your jokes. 你肯定说了很多Jay,he looks up to you. Jay 他很尊重你He respects your opinion. 他尊重你滴看法We dodged a bullet on this, trust me. 这样我们才不会有大麻烦相信我I've been down this road before. 我以前也碰到过类似的问题I remember one time mitchell decided to wear 那时候Mitchell想戴花格围巾上学I kept my mouth shut. 我没说他He got his jaunty butt kicked. 他的花屁股就被惨踢了My dad has this perception that I was very flamboyant as a kid, 我爸爸总觉得我小时候就很娘Which is just-- it's nonsense, 纯属胡扯Because I kept the whole gay thing very under wraps. 因为我把身份埋藏的很深You know, I was just a guy's guy. 我整个一男生中的男生I-I was basically a jock. 都可以算作运动员了You know? 知道不?So,we should crush manny's spirit 看来偶们就该摧残他滴信念And destroy everything that makes him who he is. 毁去他滴本性I'm just sing, it's no fun 我只是想说看到儿子每天被踢to see your kid get picked on every day, 十分让人恼火Getting tormented just because he's different.因为他与众不同就总是被人摧残Now,I'm telling you,it rips your heart out. 我跟你说这真的让人心痛死了Well,batman doesn't get picked on,and he wears a cape. 蝙蝠侠不会被找茬吧他还穿披风啊A poncho is just a cape that goes all the way around. 斗篷不就是把披风围起来嘛Batman doesn't get picked on because he's a muscular genius. 蝙蝠侠不会被找茬因为他是肌肉天才Manny can't make it to the top bunk. Manny又不是什么超级英雄We're taking this poncho to manny at school. 偶们要把这件斗篷带去给MannyIt's important that he knows that we support him. 要让他知道偶们是支持他的And then we go get those massages. 然后偶们才去按摩I always take the stairs two at a time. 我总是一步踏两级I don't even think about it anymore. 想都不用想The regular way would seem weird. 一步步走太奇怪了Phil,let it go. I'm faster than you. Phil 没用的我就是比你快If only there was some way we could settle this 我们找个方法给这事下个定论吧Once and for all, but how?怎样做才好呢?You seriously want to race me? 你真想和我赛跑?I ran a half marathon last year. 我去年还跑了半程马拉松呢Wow. I'm half scared. 我还半怕怕呢Okay, we do need to do this. 好那来吧I'll go change. 我去换衣服Not now. I got a conference call. 别现在啊我有个电话会议But how about after that?开完会怎么样?Great.This afternoon.好今天下午Sweet! 好!Two at a time, two at a time,two at a -- 一次两阶一次两阶一次两...Son of a gun, got to fix that step. 王八蛋这台阶要修了Two at a time, already at the top,so... 一次两阶不好意思就到顶了Hi. I'm dr. Miura. 嗨我是Miura医生I'm on call today. 我今天值班Looks like we have a little head bump.看起来有个撞头事件Yeah,it happened a couple hours ago on a doorjamb. 是啊两小时前撞到了门框上Oh,ouch. 哎哟We used to do this thing in school 在学校时我们曾学过这个Where they would give you an egg, 他们给你个鸡蛋And you -- youknow,you couldn't break it. 你不能打烂它And it was supposed to teach you how hard it was to be a parent. 这是教我们做父母有多么艰难But... 但是...The real thing,it's --it's -- it's so much harder. 真有了才发现要难很多很多Went through a dozen eggs.用掉了一打鸡蛋Yeah,well, he's a nervous eater. 呃他一紧张就猛吃的No,I broke a dozen eggs. Oh. 不是我打碎了一打鸡蛋这样啊I'm sorry. I just assumed that -- 对不起我刚以为...I know. 我知道I know what you assumed. 我知道你在想什么There doesn't seem to be any mark. 看不到有什么伤痕Well,her head was... Somewhat protected. 呃她头有东西保护着Protected? 保护?Was she wearing a hat? 她戴着帽子么?Yes,yes. It was like a hat. 是啊算是顶帽子吧It was a wig. 是顶假发Actually,sort of a ghetto-fabulous afro thing. 一顶非洲爆炸假发I thought it might be medically relevant. 我怕会有什么医学上的联系嘛Really?是吗?You thought "ghetto-fabulous" might be medically relevant? 你觉得"爆炸头"会有医学上的联系?Maybe I should just finish with the exam? 让我先检查完吧Yes. Thanks. 嗯谢谢You'll be pleased to know 我想你知道的话会很高兴的That mitchell and I intend on raising lily Mitchell和我打算With influences from her asian heritage. 用亚洲传统来养育LilyThat is fantastic. 不错嘛Have you noticed any vomiting since the head bump? 她撞头后吐过吗?Uh,no. No,no. 没有We've hung some art in her room, some asian art, 我们在她房间挂了些东方艺术品And then when she's ready for solid food, 等她能吃固体食物了There is a fantastic pho place 我们屋转角的地儿Right around the corner from our house.有家超好的"福"店Am I pronouncing that right? 我说对了吗?Is it "pho"? 是读"福"吗It's a soup. 是一种汤I don't know. 我不知道I'm from denver. 我来自丹佛We don't have a lot of...Pho there. 那儿可没有"福"什么的Just to be sure, 确认一下Could you show me how hard lily got hit? 你能给我看看Lily是怎么撞到的吗?And u-- use your head. 就用你的头吧Oh,yeah,so,I mean, really,it was... 好It was just sort of like,um... 就像这样...Could I see that again? 我能再看一次吗?Um,it was just -- just a head bump,you know? 就是撞了下头How are you feeling? 你感觉怎样?Uh,fine. 没事啊So is lily. Lily也一样的Babies are designed to survive new parents. 宝宝能很好地适应新家长的So stop worrying. You guys are doing great. 别担心了你们做得很好呢Thank you. 谢谢你Denver. 我是丹佛人I don't see any ponchos, 我看不到有人穿斗篷啊Which means either the kids don't wear them 说明要么他们根本不穿or the ones who do wear them disappear. 要么穿的人都神秘消失了We're doing the right thing. 我们做的是对滴I support manny no matter what. 我无条件支持Mannychildren need to know that you believe in them. 要让孩子们知道你信任他们It's the most important thing. 这是最紧要滴If you tell them they have wings, 你要告诉他们有翅膀They will believe they can fly. 他们就会相信自己能一灰冲天Oh,really? 哦是吗?I had a buddy went to woodstock, 我有个兄弟去了伍德斯托克音乐节Believed he could fly-- didn't end great. 他觉得自己能飞啊但下场可不咋地It's why hotel windows don't open anymore. 所以后来酒店的窗户通通不准开了Is something wrong? Who's died? 怎么啦? 谁死啦?No one,manny. 没人死MannyWhy would you even think that? 为什么你会这样想啊?In colombia,manny went to pabloescobar elementary school. 在哥伦比亚Manny上埃斯科瓦尔小学If you were pulled out of class, 如果你上课时被抓出来It was definitely to identify a body. 肯定是要去认尸了Well,we got your poncho here. 我们把你的斗篷带来了I thought you said it made me look like 你不是说那样让我看起来my neck was wearing a dress. 像是脖子上围了条裙子That was a joke. 我开玩笑嘛Oh,good it's still in the pocket. 太好了它还在口袋里What do you got there, buddy? 里面有什么啊小伙计?My pan flute.我的排箫I'm going to play some colombian folk music 我想要给我的新同学for my new classmates. 表演哥伦比亚民俗音乐Huh. Great.真棒啊I've never been more proud of you. 我真为你骄傲I'm sure your friends are gonna love it. 我肯定你的朋友都会喜欢滴Break the flute. What? 毁了那排箫什么?The poncho by itself is fine. 光穿斗篷没关系The poncho plus the flute plus the stupid dance -- 斗篷加上排箫再加上那笨拙的排舞Oh,geez, look at that!天掉了!And now you stepped on it! What?你竟然还踩到它了! 什么?Oh,darn! Wh-what's wrong with me?!天呐我干了啥啊?!Here,let me get it.来我来开门Thank you.谢谢You know what,actually,maybe you should do this.我觉得还是你来吧Why? I-I don't want to bump her head against the door,为什么? 我不想再把她的头撞到门上You know, pinch her with the seat belt.又或是绑安全带时夹到她Mitchell,how long are you gonna beat yourself up over one mistake?Mitchell 你还要责备自己多久?Is this gonna be like the bld highlights all over again?上次"金发闪光"事件又要重演么?I just...我只是...I think I suck at being a father.觉得我这爸爸做得很失败What are you talking about?你在说什么呢?We're new at this.我们都是新手Yeah,but you're such a natural.对啊但你就像与生俱来一样I mean,look at you.看看你You walk into the room, and she lights up.你一走进房间她就会很开心You -- you change her diaper with one hand.你一只手就能换尿布I --nice.我...好吧I'm actually jealous of you.我都嫉妒你了There are so many things that you do that I can't.你也做了那么多啊You -- you baby-proofed the entire house.整个房子都被你做了防护措施You took care of all the adoption paperwork.法律的文件都是你在操劳Without you,we wouldn't even have a baby to injure.没有你我们连个会受伤的宝宝都没有Just a couple of forms.就几个表格而已Actually, that was a lot of paperwork.事实上那的确是一堆文件And you got her on all those preschool waiting lists.你还让她挤进了所有幼儿园的候选名单I can't believe you were gonna wait until she was old enough.你还想等到她适龄那时怎么可能还有You see,that's what makes us a great team.看咱们现在组成了一个伟大的团队We each have our own strengths.我们各有所长Now... 现在Who are amazing parents? 谁是超赞老爸?We are. I can't hear you. 我们我听不到哦We are! 我们!Don't you forget it. Okay. 别忘记说过的话哦好啦Did we just lock our baby in the car? 我们是把宝宝锁车里了吗?Did you put the keys in the bag?! 你把钥匙放包包里了吗?I put the keys in the bag.That's what we always -- 是啊我们总是...Oh,mitchell,I told you not to put the keys in the bag! Mitchell 我说过别把钥匙放包包里!Don't freak out. Come on,don't freak out! 别慌啊Lily,it's okay! Lily 没事的哦!What, are you singing to her? 你在对她唱歌?People get arrested for this,mitchell!We have to keep her calm. 人们会因为这个被捕的Mitchell! 要让她保持平静啊Do all four doors lock?!Do you have a phone?! 4扇门都锁上了吗? 你电话在身上吗? what? 你说什么?I didn't say anything. 我什么也没说I couldn't hear you. I'm cranking one of my mash-ups. 说了我也听不到我在听混搭专辑There they are. 回来啦How was the first day back in prison? 重回监狱的第一天如何啊?Fine. Yeah. 还不错嗯What are youuys doing? 你们在干什么?Your mom and I are racing to the mailbox on sequoia and back. 你妈和我要赛跑到红杉那儿的信箱然后跑回来Why? 为什么?I don't know. Oh,she knows. 我不知道她当然知道Hey,buddy,as soon as I'm done kicking a little mom butt here, 伙计等我赢了你老妈How about I school you in some mariokart? 训练下你的马里奥赛车如何?Can't.Got to work on my journal.不行要补日记Lame! 没意思!Hey,uh,alex,you? Alex 你呢?I have a history paper. 我有历史作业呢Well,if you want see a little history 那如果你想见证历史诞生...Being made right here -- not really. 没兴趣Okay. 好吧Ready? 准备好没?Are you? I was born ready. 你呢? 早好了I came out of the womb wearing tiny,little,golden... 打从娘胎出来我就有金色的小...Go! ...Wings. 开始! ...翅膀I'm breaking the window! 我来打碎车窗Trina: Emergency assistance. This is trina. 应急援助中心Trina为你服务Help! We locked our baby in the car,and people are judging us! 救命啊! 我们把宝宝锁车里了大家都在送我们白眼呢!I swear to god, I'm gonna break it! 对天发誓我要打破它!Do not break the window!You'll get glass on her! 别! 玻璃会打到她的!Sir,please tell your wife to relax. 先生让你老婆冷静Everything is going to be okay. 会没事的That's a man. Really?那是个男人真的?Don't worry,lily!Lily,daddy's coming for you! 别慌哦Lily! 爹地来救你!Sir,we just sent the signal. 先生我们刚刚发出了信号The door should be unlocked now. 车门应该解锁了Check --check the door. 开下门Check the door, check the door. 开下门快点It's not unlocked! 没有开啊!Okay. 好了That is amazing. 真棒啊How did they do that? 他们怎么做到的?I don't know.It's just -- 我不知道真是...We got it. Thank you.Did that come from space? 好了哦谢谢你难道是外太空来的吗?I run five miles a day. 我一天跑5英里I have a resting heart rate of 48. 我的静息心律为48次每分There is no way I'm going to lose a two-mile race 就跑个两英里没有可能我会输给那个To johnny ski pole.撑滑雪杆健走的家伙Just saving my energy... 我只是在保存体力Drafting off of you.马上就打败你You feeling cocky?你是不是很趾高气昂?Yeah,I am. 那当然I love it! 就喜欢你这样But after seeing that t-shirt, 看见那T恤之后I realized something. 我突然意识到The first day of school is tough on all my kids, 对我孩子来说第一天上学十分痛苦Especially the one I married. 特别是我嫁给的这位Boo booboop! 哔啵哔!Afterburners engaged! 内燃机开始启动!Don't choke on my smoke! 别被烟呛到哦!And down the stretch he goes! 最后的冲刺啦I don't believe it! 难以置信啊!Daddy wins! 爹地赢啦!Do you believe in miracles?! 相信奇迹吗?!U.S.A.!U.S.--Oh,no! 美国万岁! 美国...妈呀!Oh,geez! 额滴神Oh,my老天What was that?! Was that a person?! 那是啥?! 是个人吗?!I'm good! Dad?!我没事! 爸爸?!I'm good! 我没事!I'm good! Whoo! Are you okay? 亲爱的你没事吧? 我没事!You're getting better, sweetheart. 你开得好多了哦宝贝Did I lose the race to make him feel better? 我是不是故意输他让他感觉良好?Maybe.也许吧But it just seemed like he could use a win today. 不过他今天挺需要这场胜利的We do strange things for the people we love. 为我们爱的人我们做各种千奇百怪的事We lie to them. 我们对他们撒谎We lie for them. 我们为他们撒谎There may beome bumps along the way, 生活中都会有颠簸But we never stop wanting the best for them. 但我们总会为他们争取最好That's what makes it such a tough job... 这是世界上最难的工作了...But kind of the best job in the world. 但同时也是世上最好的工作What are you doing?! Keep your eyes on the road! 你在干嘛?!看路啊!Eyes on the road! Oh,my god! 看路啊! 老天爷!oKay. 这下好了All right,sweetie, this happens. 没事的宝贝这事儿时常发生Remain calm. That's the first thing. 不要慌Pull over right here. I'll get out the registration. 就停这吧我拿证件Mom,I don't like cops.Okay,pull over right there. 妈我不喜欢警察没事就停在这里I don't like cops. All right, there's a space right here. 我一点都不喜欢警察没事这儿有位置停这I can't pull over. No,I can't. 我不能停车绝对不停你得停车You need to pull over. 不行我不喜欢警察I can't pull over. I don't like cops. 爸爸赞同你不停你得停车Phil!I got priors. I'm speeding up. 我有先例我在加速了The parking ticket from the mall -- 刚才商场那要收停车费I never paid the parking ticket! 我从来都不交!Keep moving,sweetheart! 一直开吧甜心!Dad agrees with me-- I can speed up! 老爸同意了我能加速了!it's not a movie,haley! Pull over! 这不是在拍电影Haley 给我停下来!。
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• I am done being single. • be done doing sth. = be tired of doing sth.
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• Kids, I'm going to tell you an incredible story. • incredible = very good, wonderful
• My life was good, and then uncle Marshal went to screw the whole thing up. • screw up = make a mess of sth. • 把(某事)弄糟、搞砸
• Why am I freaking out all of a sudden. This is crazy. I'm not ready to get settled down.
• You are covering it. • cover = report
• So you chicken out like a little bitch? • No, I didn’t chicken out!
How I met your mother
老爸老妈浪漫史
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• • • • • • • • screw up think on one's feet freak out settle down pansy = gay chicken out psycho signal • • • • • • • • 把事情搞砸、弄糟 思维敏捷 害怕 安定下来(如结婚、定居等) 娘娘腔、同性恋男子 因胆小而退缩 神经病 暗号、暗示
• Here Uncle Marshall was taking the biggest step of his life. • 马修叔叔正跨出他人生中最大的一步(向Lily 求婚)。
howimetyourmother
原文地址:《老爸老妈的浪漫史》how i met your mother经典台词作者:半两书生1、that's the funny thing about destiny. It happens whether you plan it or not. I mean I never thought I'd see that girl again. But it turns out I was just too close to the puzzle to see the picture that was formal.这就是命运最耐人寻味的地方,无论你是否有意得想去做什么。
我是指,我从来没想过我还可以见到这个女人。
但原来,我只是离拼图太近了而没有看到整副画的全貌。
2、And that was when I realized why i hung out with barney. I never got where I thought I wanted to go, but I always got a great story.我终于知道为什么我会和巴尼玩在一起了,我去的地方从来都不是原先讲好的地方,但我总能从中获得不同寻常的经历。
3、Kids, every story in a man's life is like a dot in an impressionist painting...孩子们,在男人一生中发生的每件事都像是印象派画家画中的一个小黑点一样。
4、Kids when you are single, all you're looking for is happily ever after。
But only one of your stories can end that way the rest ended with somebody get hurt.孩子们,当你们单身的时候,你们以为感情的结局就是王子公主永远过上幸福快乐的生活。
how i met your mom 译本
How I Met Your Mother(《老爸老妈的浪漫史》)是一部以现代纽约市为背景的情景喜剧,主要讲述了一位名叫泰德的年轻人在五位充满个性的朋友的陪伴下经历了一系列婚姻、恋爱、友谊和职业生涯的故事。
这部剧以泰德向孩子们诉说自己的爱情故事为切入点,从而展开了一系列有趣而感人的故事情节。
《老爸老妈的浪漫史》这部剧集自2005年首播以来,便风靡全球,深受观众的喜爱。
它在全球范围内拥有庞大的观众裙体,堪称是情景喜剧的经典之作。
该剧集在不同国家和地区均取得了巨大的成功,受到了观众和评论家的一致好评。
该剧中穿插了大量对现代生活和友谊、爱情的深刻思考与讽刺,让观众在欢乐和笑声中感受到了生活的无常和真实。
通过泰德向孩子们叙述的方式,观众不仅能够感受到泰德对爱情的执着和追求,还能够了解到每位主要角色的性格特点和成长历程。
该剧的成功除了叙述引人入胜的故事情节外,还得益于优秀的演员阵容。
这部剧的主要演员均凭借精湛的表演功底和扎实的演技获得了观众的认可。
他们塑造了一裙充满灵性和个性魅力的角色,成为了该剧成功的关键因素之一。
该剧的幽默和幽默的叙述手法也是其魅力所在。
剧中角色之间的对话和互动充满了幽默和诙谐的成分,不仅能带给观众乐趣,还能引起大家对生活中一些重要话题的思考。
这种带着幽默的严肃和真诚的态度让《老爸老妈的浪漫史》成为了一部情景喜剧中的经典之作。
《老爸老妈的浪漫史》以其优秀的剧情、精湛的表演和深刻的思考赢得了众多观众的喜爱。
这部剧成功地塑造了许多深受观众喜爱的角色,并通过他们的成长故事展示了爱情、友谊和人生的真谛。
无论是年轻人还是成年人,都能从中获得灵感和启发。
相信这部剧集将会一直在观众心中占据重要位置,成为情景喜剧类作品的典范之一。
希望本文能够让读者更深入地了解《老爸老妈的浪漫史》,并为该剧的魅力所倾倒。
由于《老爸老妈的浪漫史》在全球范围内享有巨大的成功,它也在许多国家和地区进行了翻译和重新命名。
在我国大陆地区,这部剧被译为《老爸老妈的浪漫史》,而在台湾和香港地区,则被译为《青春泼辣爱》,让更多的我国观众能够欣赏到这部优秀的情景喜剧。
HowIMetYourMother老爸老妈浪漫史1——8每集集名
HowIMetYourMother老爸老妈浪漫史1——8每集集名S01E01Pilot S02E01Where Were We?S03E01 S01E02Purple Giraffe S02E02The Scorpion and the Toad S03E02 S01E03Sweet Taste of Liberty S02E03Brunch S03E03 S01E04Return of the Shirt S02E04Ted Mosby: Architect S03E04 S01E05Okay Awesome S02E05World's Greatest Couple S03E05 S01E06Slutty Pumpkin S02E06Aldrin Justice S03E06 S01E07Matchmaker S02E07Swarley S03E07 S01E08The Duel S02E08Atlantic City S03E08 S01E09Belly Full of Turkey S02E09Slap Bet S03E09 S01E10The Pineapple Incident S02E10Single Stamina S03E10 S01E11The Limo S02E11How Lily Stole Christmas S03E11 S01E12The Wedding S02E12First Time in New York S03E12 S01E13Drumroll, Please S02E13Columns S03E13 S01E14Zip, Zip, Zip S02E14Monday Night Football S03E14 S01E15Game Night S02E15Lucky Penny S03E15 S01E16Cupcake S02E16Stuff S03E16 S01E17Life Among the Gorillas S02E17Arrivederci, Fiero S03E17S02E18Moving Day S03E18 S01E18Nothing Good Happens After 2S01E19Mary the Paralegal S02E19Bachelor Party S03E19 S01E20Best Prom Ever S02E20Showdown S03E20 S01E21Milk S02E21Something BorrowedS01E22Come On S02E22Something BlueS04E01Do I Know You?S05E01Definitions S06E01 S04E02The Best Burger in New YorkS05E02Double Date S06E02 S04E03I Heart NJ S05E03Robin 101S06E03 S04E04Intervention S05E04The Sexless Innkeeper S06E04 S04E05Shelter Island S05E05Duel Citizenship S06E05 S04E06Happily Ever After S05E06Bagpipes S06E06 S04E07Not a Father's Day S05E07The Rough Patch S06E07 S04E08Woooo!S05E08The Playbook S06E08S04E09The Naked Man S05E09Slapsgiving 2: Revenge of S06E09 S04E10The Fight S05E10The Window S06E10 S04E11Little Minnesota S05E11Last Cigarette Ever S06E11 S04E12Benefits S05E12Girls Versus Suits S06E12 S04E13Three Days of Snow S05E13Jenkins S06E13 S04E14The Possimpible S05E14Perfect Week S06E14 S04E15The Stinsons S05E15Rabbit or Duck S06E15 S04E16Sorry, Bro S05E16Hooked S06E16 S04E17The Front Porch S05E17Of Course S06E17 S04E18Old King Clancy S05E18Say Cheese S06E18 S04E19Murtaugh S05E19Zoo or False S06E19 S04E20Mosbius Designs S05E20Home Wreckers S06E20 S04E21The Three Days Rule S05E21Twin Beds S06E21 S04E22Right Place, Right Time S05E22Robots Versus Wrestlers S06E22 S04E23As Fast as She Can S05E23The Wedding Bride S06E23 S04E24The Leap S05E24Doppelgangers S06E24 S07E01The Best Man S08E01Farhampton S09E01 S07E02The Naked Truth S08E02The Pre-Nup S09E02 S07E03Ducky Tie S08E03Nannies S09E03 S07E04The Stinson Missile Crisis S08E04Who Wants to Be a Godparen S09E04 S07E05Field Trip S08E05The Autumn of Break-Ups S09E05 S07E06Mystery vs. History S08E06Splitsville S09E06 S07E07Noretta S08E07The Stamp Tramp S09E07 S07E08The Slutty Pumpkin Returns S08E08Twelve Horny Women S09E08 S07E09Disaster Averted S08E09Lobster Crawl S09E09 S07E10Tick, Tick, Tick...S08E10The Over-Correction S09E10 S07E11The Rebound Girl S08E11The Final Page S09E11 S07E12Symphony of Illumination S08E12The Final Page S09E12 S07E13Tailgate S08E13Band or DJ?S09E13 S07E1446 Minutes S08E14Ring Up!S09E14 S07E15The Burning Beekeeper S08E15P.S. I Love You S09E15 S07E16The Drunk Train S08E16Bad Crazy S09E16 S07E17No Pressure S08E17The Ashtray S09E17 S07E18Karma S08E18Weekend at Barney's S09E18S07E19The Broath S08E19The Fortress S09E19 S07E20Trilogy Time S08E20The Time Travelers S09E20 S07E21Now We're Even S08E21Romeward Bound S09E21 S07E22Good Crazy S08E22The Bro Mitzvah S09E22 S07E23The Magician's Code S08E23Something Old S09E23 S07E24The Magician's Code S08E24Something New S09E24Wait for ItWe're Not from HereThird WheelLittle BoysHow I Met Everyone ElseI'm Not That Guy DowisetreplaSpoiler AlertSlapsgivingThe YipsThe Platinum RuleNo TomorrowTen SessionsThe BracketThe Chain of Screaming Sandcastles in the Sand The GoatRebound BroEverything Must Go MiraclesBig DaysCleaning HouseUnfinishedSubway WarsArchitect of Destruction Baby TalkCanning RandyNatural HistoryGlitterBlitzgivingThe Mermaid TheoryFalse PositiveBad NewsLast WordsOh HoneyDesperation DayGarbage IslandA Change of Heart LegendaddyThe Exploding Meatball Sub Hopeless The Perfect Cocktail Landmarks Challenge Accepted。
经典美剧《老友记》-第一季-第六集-字幕-对白-纯英文-看美剧学英语
Ooh! Look! Look! Look! Look, there's Joey's picture!This is so exciting!You can always spot someone who's never seen one of his plays before. Notice, no fear,no sense of impending doom...The exclamation point in the title scares me.Y'know, it's not just Freud, it's Freud!Oh, shhh, shh. Magic is about to happen.Well, Eva, ve've done some excellent vork here,and I vould have to say, your pwoblem is qviiite clear.*All you want is a tinkle**What you envy's a schwang**A thing through which you can tinkle**To play with or simply let hang.*God. I feel violated.Did anybody else feel they just wanted topeel the skin off their body, to have something else to do?Ross, ten o'clock.Is it? Feels like two.No, ten o'clock.-What?There's a beautiful woman at eight, nine, ten o'clock!Oh. Hel-lo!She's amazing!She makes the women that I dream aboutlook like short, fat, bald men!Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone.Oh yeah, and what would my opening line be?'Excuse me. Blarrglarrghh.'Oh, come on. She's a person, you can do it!Oh please, could she be more out of my league?Ross, back me up here.He could never get a woman like that in a million years.Thank you, buddy.Oh, oh, but y'know, you always see these really beautiful women with these really nothing guys,you could be one of those guys.You could do that!- You think? - Yeah!Oh God, I can't believe I'm even considering this...I'm very very aware of my tongue...Come on! Come on!Here goes....Yes?Hi.... um... okay, next word... would be...Chandler!Chandler is my name, and, uh (i)- Yes, you said that. - Yes, yes I did,but what I didn't say was what I was about to say,what I wanted to say was, uh...would you like to go out with me sometime, thankyou, goodnight. Chandler?Hey!- I didn't know you could dance! - You're in a play! - You had a beard! What do you think?- I didn't know you could dance! - You're in a play! - You had a beard! C'mon, you guys, it wasn't that bad.I was the lead.It was better than that thing I did with the trolls,at least you got to see my head.Saw your head. Saw your head.She said yes!! She said yes!!Awful play, man. Whoah.Her name's Aurora, and she's Italian,and she pronounces my name 'Chand-lrr'.'Chand-lrr'.I think I like it better that way.Oh, listen, the usher gave me this to give to you.The Estelle Leonard Talent Agency.Wow, an agency left me its card! Maybe they wanna sign me! Based on this play?Based on this play!- Hey, kids! - Hey, Chandler.No, because this line is passion, and this is just a line.Well, I can't believe I've been here almost seven secondsand you haven't asked me how my date went.Oh, right, right. How was your date, 'Chand-lrr'?It was unbelievable.I-I've never met anyone like her.She's had the most amazing life!She was in the Israeli army......Luckily none of the bullets hit the engine block.So, we made it to the border, but just barely, and I ...I've been talking about myself all night long, I'm sorry. What about you? Tell me one of your stories.Alright. Once I got on the subway, right,and it was at night, and I rode it all the way to Brooklyn... just for the hell of it.We talked till like two.It was this perfect evening...more or less....All of a sudden we realised we were in Yammon. Oh, I'm sorry, so 'we'is?'We'would be me and Rick.Who's Rick?My husband.Oh, so you're divorced?No.Oh, I'm sorry, then you're widowed? Hopefully?No, I'm still married.So tell me, how do- how do you thinkyour husband would feel about you sitting here with me? Sliding your foot so far up my pant legyou can count the change in my pocket?Don't worry. I imagine he'd be okay with youbecause really he's okay with Ethan.Ethan? There's, there's an Ethan?Mmmm... Ethan is my... boyfriend.What?!So explain something to me here, uh,what kind of a relationship do you imagine us having if you already have a husband and a boyfriend?I suppose mainly sexual.Oh. I'm sorry it didn't work out.What 'not work out'? I'm seeing her again on Thursday. Didn't you listen to the story?Didn't you listen to the story? This is twisted!How could you get involved with a woman like this? Well, y'know, I had some trouble with it at first too, but the way I look at it is,I get all the good stuff all the fun,all the talking, all the sex,and none of the responsibility.I mean, this is every guy's fantasy!Oh, yeah. That is not true.Ross, is this your fantasy?No, of course not!Yeah, yeah, it is.So you guys don't mind going out with someone else who's going out with someone else?I couldn't do it.Good for you, Joey.When I'm with a woman, I need to know thatI'm going out with more people than she is.Well, y'know, monogamy can be a, uh, tricky concept.I mean, anthropologically speaking-Fine. Fine, alright, now you'll never know.We're kidding.Come on, tell us!Alright. There's a theory, put forth by Richard Leakey- Are we greeting each other this way now? Cause I like that. Look! I cleaned!I did the windows, I did the floors...I even used all the attachments on the vacuum,except that little round one with the bristles,I don't know what that's for.Oh yeah, nobody knows. And we're not supposed to ask. Well, what think?Very clean! It looks great! Terrific!...Oh! I-I see you moved the green ottoman.How-how did that happen?I dunno.. I-I thought it looked better there.And I- and also, it's an extra seat around the coffee table. Yeah, yeah, it's interesting..but you know what? Just for fun,let's see what it looked like in the old spot.Alright, just to compare.Let's see. Well, it looks good there too.Let's just leave it there for a while.I can't believe you tried to move the green ottoman. Thank God you didn't try to fan out the magazines.I mean, she'll scratch your eyes right out.You guys, I am not that bad!Yeah, you are, Monica.Remember when I lived with you?You were like, a little, you know,That is so unfair!Oh come on! When we were kids,yours was the only Raggedy Ann doll that wasn't raggedy! Okay, so I'm responsible, I'm organised.But hey, I can be a kook.Alright, you madcap gal. Try to imagine this.The phone bill arrives, but you don't pay it right away.- Why not? - Because you're a kook!Instead you wait until they send you a notice.I could do that.Okay, uh, you let me go grocery shopping,and I buy laundry detergent,but it's not the one with the easy-pour spout.Why would someone do that?! ...One might wonder.Someone's left a glass on the coffee table.There's no coaster.It's a cold drink, it's a hot day.Little beads of condensation are inching their waycloser and closer to the surface of the wood...STOP IT!!Oh my God. It's true! Who am I?Monica? You're Mom.Uh huh.. uh huh... oh my God! Okay! Okay, I'll be there!That was my agent.My agent has just gotten me a job... in the new Al Pacino movie! Oh my God! Whoah!Well, what's the part?Can you believe this? Al Pacino!This guy's the reason I became an actor!"I'm out of order? Pfeeeh. You're out of order!This whole courtroom's out of order!"This whole courtroom's out of order!"Seriously, what-what's the part?"Just when I thought I was out,they pull me back in!"they pull me back in!"Come on, seriously, Joey, what's the part?..You're, you're 'mah mah mah'what?...I'm his butt double. 'Kay?I play Al Pacino's butt. Alright?He goes into the shower,and then- I'm his butt.- Oh my God. - Come on, you guys.This is a real movie, and Al Pacino's in it, and that's big!Oh no, it's terrific, it's... it's... y'know,you deserve this, after all your years of struggling,you've finally been able to crack your way into showbusiness. Okay, okay, fine! Make jokes, I don't care!This is a big break for me!You're right, you're right, it is...So you gonna invite us all to the big opening?Alright, alright, alright...Here. I need to borrow some moisturizer.-- For what? - What you think?Today's the big day!Oh my God. Okay, go into the bathroom, use whatever you want, just don't ever tell me what you did in there.Thank you!Where's Joey? His mom's on the phone.He's in the bathroom. I don't think you wanna go in there!C'mon, we're roommates!My eyes!! My eyes!!I warned you...Who is being loud?Oh, that would be Monica.Hey, listen, I wanna borrow a coupla things, Aurora spent the night, I really wanna make her breakfast. -Oh, you got the whole night, huh?Yeah, well, I only have twenty minutesuntil Ethan, so, y'know..Ooh, do I sense a little bit of resentment?No, no resentment,believe me, it's worth it. OK?You know in a relationship you have these key momentsthat you know you'll remember for the rest of your life?Well, every- single- second is like that with Aurora..and I've just wasted about thirty-five of themtalking to you people, so, uh..- Monica, can you help me with the door? - Sure.Oh, um, Chandler? Y'know, the-the old Monicawould-would remind you to scrub that Teflon pan with a plastic brush. But I'm not gonna do that.Okay, everybody ready?Uh, listen, I just wanna thank you for this great opportunity.Lose the robe.- Me? - That will work.Right. Okay. Losing the robe.And the robe is lost.Okay, everybody, we'd like to get this in one take, please.- Let's roll it.. - Water's working..and... action.And cut. Hey,Butt Guy, what the hell are you doing?Well, I'm- I'm showering.No, that was clenching.Oh. Well, the way I see it, the guy's upset here, y'know?I mean, his wife's dead, his brother's missing...I think his butt would be angry here.I think his butt would like to get this shot before lunch. Once again,rolling...water working...and action....and cut.What was that?I was going for quiet desperation.But if you have to ask...God, I love these fingers...- Thank you. - No, actually I meant my fingers.Look at them, look at how happy they are.Oh my God, I'm late.Oh no no no no no no no no no no, don't go..- I have to. - Look, she's leaving.I'm sorry. He'll be waiting for me.Well, I thought- I thought you talked to Rick.- It's not Rick. - What, Ethan?He got to spend the whole day with you!No, it's-it's Andrew.I know there'll be many moments in the years to come when I'll regret asking the following question, but- And Andrew is?He's... new.Oh, so what you're saying isyou're not completely fulfilled by Rick, Ethan and myself? No, that's not exactly what I was..Well, y'know, most women would kill for three guys like us. So what do you want?You.You have me!Nono, just youWhat do you mean?Lose the other guys....Like, ...all of them?Come on, we're great together, why not?Why can't we just have what we have now?Why can't we just talk, and laugh, and make love,without feeling obligated to one another...and up until tonight I thought that's what you wanted too. ...Well, y'know, part of me wants that,but it's like I'm two guys, you know?I mean, one guy's going 'Shut up! This is great!'But there's this other guy.Actually it's the same guy that wells up every timethat Grinch's heart grows three sizesand breaks that measuring device...And he's saying, y'know,'This is too hard! Get out! Get out!'So... which one of the two guys will you listen to?I don't know, I-I have to listen to both of them,they don't exactly let each other finish...Which one?...The second guy.Well, call me if you change your mind.Sorry, the first guy runs the lips.Look at it this way : you dumped her. Right?I mean, this woman was unbelievably sexy,and beautiful, intelligent, unattainable...Tell me why you did this again?Hey, waitwait, aren't you the guy thatplays the butt in the new Al Pacino movie?Nope.No? What happened, big guy?"Big guy?"It felt like a 'big guy'moment.I got fired.Yeah, they said I acted too much with it.I told everybody about this!Now everybody's gonna go to the theatre,expecting to see me, and...Oh, Joey, you know what, no-one is gonna be able to tell. My mom will.Something so sweet and...disturbing about that.Y'know, I've done nothing but crappy plays for six years.And I finally get my shot, and I blow it!Maybe this wasn't your shot.Yeah, I mean...I think when it's your shot, y'know, you-you know it's your shot. Did it... feel like your shot..?Hard to tell, I was naked.No, I don't think this was your shot.I mean, I don't even think you just get one shot.I really believe big things are gonna happen for you, I do!You've gotta just keep thinking aboutthe day that some kid is gonna run up to his friends and go'I got the part! I got the part!I'm gonna be Joey Tribbiani's ass!'.Yeah? That's so nice!I'm sorry, Joey.I'm gonna go to bed, guys.Good nightUh, Mon, you-you gonna leave your shoes out here?Really?Just casually strewn about in that reckless haphazard manner? Doesn't matter,I'll get 'em tomorrow. Or not.Whenever.She is a kook.If it bothers you that much, just go out and get the shoes.No. Don't do this. This is stupid!I don't have to prove anything, I'm gonna go get them...But then everyone will know.Unless I get them, and then wake up really early and put them back!I need help!第一季第六集So no one told you life was gonna be this wayyour jobs a joke, you're broke,your love life's D.O.A.It's like you're always stuck in second gear,And it hasn't been your day, your week, your month,or even your year, butI'll be there for you,when the rain starts to pour.I'll be there for you,like I've been there before.I'll be there for you,'cause you're there for me too.。
《老爸老妈浪漫史 第一季 第-集》英中字幕
Robin.
Oh, come on. We bust on each other.
We're just at that placein our strong friendship.
Really?
Robin. You've gotta get overthis Ted and Victoria thing.
You had your chance, and now he's movedon. Can't you just be happy for them?
The best I can give youis a fake smile and dead eyes.
I figured I didn't have much of a chance,'cause they don't let many Americans in,
but I'm in.
So, this is the Europe Germany?
- Ted, what other Germany would it be?- The one in Epcot?
Look, do you want a quality suitand a free rabbit or not?
(SPEAKING UKRAINIAN)
Ted, Sergei says stop moping around.You're distracting him from his process.
Get off me.
(word完整版)《老爸老妈罗曼史》第一季
[First scene of the series, in 2030]Future Ted:Kids, I’m going to tell you an incredible story, the story of how I met your mother。
Ted’s Son: Are we being punished or something?Future Ted: No。
Ted’s Daughter: Dad, is this gonna take a while?Future Ted: Yes. Twenty—five years ago, before I was Dad, I had this whole other life…[Ted just saw Robin]Future Ted: It was like something from an old movie, where the sailor sees the girl across the crowded dance floor, turns to his buddy and says, "See that girl? I'm gonna marry her someday." Ted: Hey Barney, see that girl?Barney: Oh yeeeahh, you just KNOW she likes it dirty。
Gosay ’Hi’。
Lily: Hey. I'm just sitting here。
Wearing my ring. My beautiful ring. Kinda makes wearing other stuff seem wrong。
Like... my shirt。
Kinda don’t wanna wear my shirt any more。
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Lily: Oh, on the off chance that that could happen, maybe we should stop calling her the Slutty Pumpkin.
(Marshall, Barney, and Ted mumble in agreement)
Marshall: Hey, Ted, you'll never guess what happened?
Ted: Your costumes came.
Marshall: Our costumes...yes, that is why we're best friends.
Robin: Hey, Ted, what are you doing for Halloween?
Lily: Come on, Robin, trot our your new fella. Let us judge and evaluate him behind your back. It'll be fun.
(Marshall looks over to see Ted approaching)
Barney: You know, Ted, it's been four years. She could be engaged or married or, God forbid, fat.
Ted: I don't know, I got a feeling. This could be the year. Halloween is a night of wonder and magic.
Ted: Guys! Something went terribly wrong.
INT. APARTMENT
(Halloween four years ago, Lily, dressed up as Sonny, is passing out candy at front door)
Lily: How about we go about a Halloween double-date?
Robin: I don't know, we were kinda thinking about staying at home and dressing up as naked people.
Ted: Loves them.
Marshall: Oh good. I don't know why people are so cynical about Ewoks. The Rebellion would have failed without the Ewoks.
Ted: Get this, she's a marine biologist. She spent a year in Antarctica studying penguins.
Barney: You know what I love about Halloween? It's the one night of the year chicks use to unleash their inner ho-bag. If a girl dresses up as she a witch, she's a slutty witch. If she's a cat, she's a slutty cat. If she's a nurse...
Lily: I don't know, but we have plenty of chocolate here.
Ted: No no no, you don't understand. I need that Kit Kat. She wrote her number on that wrapper. Where is it?
Ted: You mean, who is the Slutty Pumpkin? It was four years ago.
EXT. ROOFTOP
(Ted at Halloween party 4 years ago)
Ted: I was at this Halloween party up on the roof of our building. I'm about to call it an early night when out of nowhere appeared this girl in the sexiest pumpkin costume.
Lily: Uh-oh.
(Ted runs out front door and chases down kid dressed up as Dracula)
Ted: Hey, Dracula. Come on. Give me your candy. Gimme!
(Ted grabs kid's candy and dumps it on the floor)
Ted: Well.
Marshall, Lily, Barney: Awww.
Robin: What?
Lily: Every Halloween Ted waits for the Slutty Pumpkin.
Ted: That's right.
Robin: What's the Slutty Pumpkin?
Marshall: Right here, babe.
Ted: I just met the perfect woman. She's funny. She's beautiful. She loves Star Wars.
Marshall: Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa. What's her take on Ewoks?
Marshall: Our costumes? Do they rule?
Lily: They rule. And yours is 100% wool so you won't get hypothermia like last year.
Marshall: TarzOM
(Daughter and Son sitting on couch)
Future Ted: You know how Aunt Robin's a big fan of Halloween, always dressing up in crazy costumes? Well, she wasn't always that way. Back in 2005, she thought she was too cool for Halloween, unlike Aunt Lily.
Lily: Kahlua and root beer
Marshall: A cocktail she invented herself.
Ted: And she...
Barney: And she called it the Tootsie Roll.
Lily, Marshall, Barney: Because it tastes like an alcoholic Tootsie Roll.
Lily (in a sing-song voice): Boyfriend.
Marshall: So why haven't we met him?
Robin: We're not really ready to go public yet.
Barney (in a sing-song voice): Married.
Marshall: Oh, penguins are cool, kinda like black and white Ewoks. I approve.
Ted: Hey, where's my, uh, Kit Kat? I put it right here on this table.
Lily: Happy Halloween.
(Ted walks in through front door)
Ted: Sonny, where's Cher?
Lily: Cher?
(Marshall walks in from his bedroom dressed up as a woman)
Ted: Hey, can I please tell this story? So we had this instant connection. She gave me her number, but then something...
Marshall, Lily, Barney: Something went terribly wrong.
INT. BAR
Robin: Wait, how can a pumpkin costume be sexy?
Ted: It was carved in strategic places.
Ted: So, uh, we're at the bar and I see her mix kahlua...
Ted: Where's the Kit Kat? Where's the Kit Kat!
INT. BAR
Ted: Never found her number, never saw her again. But every year they have a Halloween party up on the roof so that's where I'll be.