最新简单幽默英语小故事及翻译

1

I Don’t Like Her

Bob goes to a new school.

One day he comes back, “Bob, do you like your new teacher?” his mother asks.“I don’t like her, Mother. Because first she says that three and three is six, and then she says that two and four is six, too.”

我不喜欢她

鲍勃的去了所新学校。

一天，他回到家，他妈妈问他：“你喜欢你的新老师吗？”

“不，我不喜欢她，妈妈。因为她先说3加3等于6，然后她又说2加4等于6.”

2

Ten Candies

Mother asks her son, “Jim, if you have ten candies, and you eat four, then how many candles do you have?”

“Ten.” Jim says.

“Ten？” Mother asks.

Yes, Mum. Four candies are in my stomach and six candies are out of my stomach. Four and six is ten, isn’t it right?”

十块糖

妈妈问儿子：“吉姆，如果你有10块糖，吃了4块，那你还有几块糖？”“10块。”吉姆说。

“10块？”妈妈问。

“是的，妈妈。因为4块在我的肚子里面，6块在肚子外面，4加6等于10，不对吗？”

3

Where is the egg?

Teacher: Can you make a sentence with the word "egg"?

Student: Yes. I ate a piece of cake yesterday.

Teacher: Then where is the “egg"?

Student: In the cake, sir.

鸡蛋在哪里？

老师：你能用“鸡蛋”一词造句吗？

学生：可以。我昨天吃了一块蛋糕。

老师：“鸡蛋”在哪？

学生：在蛋糕里，先生

4

Count Tomorrow Morning

It’s a night. John is looking at the sky.

Tom is John’s younger brother. He asks John “What are you doing?”

John says, “I’m counting stars.”

Tom laughs and says, “It’s really dark now. Why not count them tomorrow morning?”

明天早上数

一个晚上, 约翰抬头看着天空。

汤姆是约翰的弟弟。他问约翰：“你在干什么？”

约翰说：“我在数星星。”

汤姆笑着说：“现在天空太黑了。你为什么不等到明天早上再数呢？”

5

It Must Be Crowded

A teacher is telling his students, “The moon is very large. Several millions of people can live there.”

And a boy laughs and says, “It must get crowded when it’s a crescent moon.”

一定很拥挤

一位老师告诉学生们：“月亮非常大，上面能住几百万人。”

一个男孩笑着说：“当月亮变成月牙的时候，住在上面的人该多拥挤啊！

6

Are Flies Y ummy?

Tony and his father are eating dinner.

Suddenly Tony asks his father, “Dad, are flies yummy?”

Dad frowns and says, “No, I think it’s yucky. Why do you ask me this question? It’s a silly question.”

But Tony says, “ There was one fly in your plate.”

苍蝇好吃吗？

托尼正和他爸爸一起吃晚餐。

突然，托尼问他的爸爸：“爸爸，苍蝇好吃吗？”

爸爸皱眉说：“我想不好吃。你怎么会问这个问题？这可是一个愚蠢的问题。”可是托尼说：“刚才你盘子里有一只苍蝇。”

7

“I'm sorry, Madam, but I shall have to charge you twenty dollars for pulling your boy's tooth .”

“Twenty dolla rs! Why , you charged only four dollars for such work before!” “Yes，but your boy yelled so terribly that he scared four other patients out of the office .”

“对不起，夫人，为您孩子拔牙我要收取20美元。”

“20美元！为什么？你之前只收4美元的！”

“是的，但是你的孩子大喊大叫，把另外四个病人吓跑了。”

8

A Good Boy

Little Robert asks his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answers.

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。“昨天给你的钱干什么了？”

“我给了一个可怜的老太太，”他回答说。“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。