Dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die

set fire to your hair 放火烧你的头发

poke a stick at a grizzly bear 拿根棍子戳灰熊

eat medicine that's out of date 吃上一堆过期的药

use your private parts as Piranha bait 用私处去钓食人鱼

dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法

so many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法

dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法

so many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法

get ya(your) toast out with a fork 用根叉子去拿吐司

do your own electrical work 电工活儿你自己来

teach yourself how to fly 自学飞机怎么开

eat a two week old unrefrigrated pie 吃一块两星期都没放冰箱的派dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法

so many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法

dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法

so many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法

invite a psycho killer inside 把杀人狂请进门

scratch a drug dealer's brand new ride 在毒贩的新车上划道痕take your helmet off in outer space 在外太空脱下你的头盔

use a cloth dryer as a hiding place 悄悄地躲在干衣机里

dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法

so many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法

dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法

so many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法

keep a rattle snake as a pet 养只响尾蛇当宠物

sell both the kidneys on the internet 把两个肾都在网上卖掉

eat a tube of super glue 吃上一管万能胶

I wonder what's this red button do 我想知道这个红色按钮是干啥用的dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法

so many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法

dumb ways to die 蠢蠢的死法

so many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法

dress up like a moose during hunting season 在狩猎季节里扮成一头驼鹿stir a nest of wasps for no good reason 闲着没事惹一窝马蜂

stand on the edge of a train station platform 站在火车站的站台边缘

drive around the boomgates at a level crossing 开车绕过铁轨前的禁行栏杆run across the tracks between the platforms 冲过火车站台之间的铁轨

they may not rhyme but they’re quite possibly 它们虽然不押韵却很可能是the dumbest ways to die 最蠢的死法

dumbest ways to die 最蠢的死法

dumbest ways to die 最蠢的死法

so many dumb 好多种蠢蠢的

so many dumb ways to die 好多种蠢蠢的死法