7人搞笑英语新版话剧剧本-三顾茅庐

Three visits to the cottage

Aside: Three visits to the cottage（中文名三顾茅庐） is a story from one of the Four Great classical Chinese novels——the Three Kindoms. ZhuGeliang is one of

the main characters in the original. Also, he is an outstanding militarist,

politician and the symbol of the wisdom in Chinese history. Another main

actors——Liubei, who visited ZhuGeliang's thatched cottage three times and wanted to invite him to be his military adviser. Finally, ZhuGeliang was

moved by Liubei' sincerity, helped the three brothers——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei to establish the Shu Kindom. He devoted his whole life to the

cause and died in harness.

Our script is revised from this story . In this play, we add many modern

and funny elements. For example, there are some spoken lines and actions

which were copied from some classical movies like Infernal Affairs(中文名无

间道), My Own S Word sman（中文名武林外传）,The Flirting Scholar（中文名唐

伯虎点秋香） were combined in our play. Also, we added some interesting

pictures and audio to our slide.

Maybe there are some mistakes in our dialogue. But this play is the result

of painstaking efforts of our group. So we present our script to you and wish you will like it.

Three visits to the cottage

Aside: After their swearing brotherhood to heaven and earth in a peach garden, the three persons——Liubei, Guanyu and Zhangfei-had to be janitors in Caocao's corporation to make a living for they could not find jobs. Meanwhile the

legendary and mysterious character ZhuGeliang who had been forced to

attend CET-6 test by his wife was reviewing examination contents.

SCENE 1: Liubei's home

Actors: Liubei Guanyu Zhangfei

Guanyu: Brother! We three have been hungry for days and when will this tragic life end? It's so terrible!

Liubei: Yu, it's impossible that I don't feel painful, isn't it? But as the proverb says it is hard to sit in Rome and strive against the Pope. Now we

come down to Caocao's corporation as gatekeeper, anyhow we can fill

our stomachs between whiles. It's very hard to get work now. No

diplomas and no job offers, what are you dreaming about? Zhangfei: Oh, Brother! ZhuGeliang's wife borrowed us 500yuan to cope with his husband’s CET-6 fees last month, it seems that it's time for us to be debt

collectors now.

Guanyu: Yeah, Brother! Or we'll be as poor as church mouse

Liubei: Alas! How did I forget this? Let's go! Go~~ go~! Hurry up! Follow me and go to the mountain for dunning!

Aside: And then the three brothers climb the mountain to find ZhuGeliang.

SCENE 2: ZhuGeliang’s house

Actors: ZhuGeliang Zhu’s Wife ZhuGeliang: Good morning! I am the genius ZhuGeliang.