生活大爆炸第一季剧本台词中英文对照1.06

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生活大爆炸第一季集剧本中英文台词

横26是“MCM”..
14 down is... move your finger...Phylum; which makes 14 across "Port-au-Prince"
竖14是……你手挡住了……是门;所以说横14是“太子港”
see; "Papa Doc's capital idea"; that's "Port-au-Prince".
噢;好的;看来我是新邻居了..Penny..
-Leonard: Leonard. Sheldon.
Leonard Sheldon..
-Penny: hi.
嗨
-Sheldon: hi.
嗨
-Penny: hi.
嗨
-Leonard: hi.
嗨
-Leonard: Well; uh... oh; uh; welcome to the building.
你看;“Papa Doc提示了;所以是太子港..
-Woman: Can I help you
需要我帮忙嘛
-Leonard: Yes. Um... is this the high-IQ sperm bank
是的..这里是高智商精子库嘛
-Woman: If you have to ask; maybe you shouldn't be here.
-Sheldon: Are you still mad about the sperm bank
你还在为精子库的事生气吗
-Leonard: No.
没..
-Sheldon: You want to hear an interesting thing about stairs

生活大爆炸第一季(THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E13)字幕中英文对照打印版

从没一个外星女士对Kirk舰长说过，嘿，把你那玩意儿从我鼻子里抽出来。
-Penny：Hi. Can you help me I was writing an e-mail and the "A" key got stuck.
嗨，能帮帮我吗？我正在写电邮，结果"A"键弹不起来了。
Now it's just going "Aaa..."
我帮你看看吧。
-Howard：Gentlemen, switching to local nerd news—
先生们，切换到本地书呆子新闻—
FishMan, Chen, Chaudury and McNair aren't fielding a team in the university Physics Bowl this year.
就事论事，没有什么动物的相对攻击能力比行军蚁强了。
-Raj：Maybe so, but you can't incinerate a Bengal tiger with a magnifying glass.
也许是这样，但是你不能用放大镜把一只孟加拉虎烧成灰。
-Leonard：Let's put it to a vote. All those in favor...
-Penny：Good afternoon, and welcome to today's Physics Bowl practice round.
下午好，欢迎参加今天的物理竞赛热身赛。
I'mPenny, and I'll be your host.
我是Penny你们的主持人。
Because apparently I didn't have anything else to do on a Saturday afternoon,

生活大爆炸第一季(THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E01)字幕中英文对照打印版

-Sheldon: Are you still mad about the sperm bank?
你还在为精子库的事生气吗？
-Leonard: No.
没。
-Sheldon: You want to hear an interesting thing about stairs?
你想听有关楼梯好玩的事吗？
-Leonard: great.
好极了。
-Leonard: Well, uh, Bye.
恩，那好，拜。
-Penny: Bye.
拜。
-Sheldon: Bye.
拜。
-Leonard: Bye.
拜。
Should we have invited her for lunch?
我们邀请她吃午餐怎样?
-Sheldon: No. We're going to start Season 2 of Battlestar Galactica.
我们不是睡一起。
I mean, we live together, but in separate, heterosexual bedrooms.
我是说，我们住在一起，但是睡在两个单独的异性恋房间里。
-Penny: Oh. Okay, well, guess I'm your new neighbor.Penny.
不行，我们要看第二季。
-Leonard: We already watched the season 2 DVDs.
我们已经看过第二季的DVD了。
-Sheldon: Not with commentary.
没看过转播的。
-Leonard: I think we should be good neighbors and invite her over, make her feel welcome.

英语学习资料：《生活大爆炸》经典台词（中英双语对照版）

英语学习资料：《生活大爆炸》经典台词（中英双语对照版）Sheldon: In the winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm,冬天的时候，这个地方离电暖器最近，很暖和，and yet not so close as to cause perspiration;也不会很热到直流汗。

in the summer, it's directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there, and there.夏天的时候，这里又刚好可以吹过堂风，是来自这扇窗户和那扇的。

It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation,而且坐这里看电视的角度，可以直接看，又不会影响谈话，nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion.不会太远，不至于造成脖子过分扭曲。

I could go on, but I think I've made my point.我可以继续，我想我已经说明白了。

别老记着? 这能忘得掉吗?Fet? You want me to fet?我这脑子啥东西忘得掉啊!This mind does not fet.从我妈给我断奶后我就没忘掉过一件事I haven't fotten a single thing since the day my mother stopped breastfeeding me.- 那天是周二下着毛毛雨 - 好了...- It was a drizzly Tuesday. - Okay...你哭什么Why are you crying?我哭我自己蠢啊Because I'm stupid!那也没理由哭啊That's no reason to cry.人只有悲伤的时候才该哭One cries because one is sad.比如说其他人都太蠢我感到悲伤For example, I cry because others are stupid所以我才哭我和许多女生交往过Well,I've dated plenty of women.Joyce Kim还有Leslie Winkle...There was Joyce Kim... Leslie Winkle...通知牛津英语词典的编辑们Notify the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary. "许多"现在被重新定义为"两个"The word "plenty" has been redefined to mean "two."Sheldon 你是个聪明人Sheldon,you are a *** art guy.- 你得知道 - 我是"聪明人"?- You must know... - I'm " *** art"?要被归为"聪明人" 我得去掉60点智商才行I'd have to lose 60 IQ points to be classified as " *** art."- Dr. Gablehauser. - Dr. Koothrappali.- Dr. Gablehauser. - Dr. Hofstader.- Dr. Gablehauser. - Dr. Cooper.- Dr. Gablehauser. - Mr.Wolowitz.我是硕士I have a Master's degree.谁不是?Who doesn't?多年来我们一直潜心试图探究他将如何繁衍后代Over the years,we've formulated many theories about how he might reproduce.我主张的是有丝分裂I'm an advocate of mitosis.什么?I'm sorry?我相信总有一天当Sheldon吃到一定量的泰国菜I believe one day Sheldon will eat an enormous amount of Thai food他就会分裂成两个Sheldonand split into two Sheldons.另一方面我在想Sheldon可能是他这个物种的幼虫状态On the other hand,I think Sheldon might be the larval form of his species,有一天他会做茧不出俩月就破茧成蝶and someday he'll spin a cocoon and emerge two months later with moth wings and an exoskeleton.Howard 电话在响!Howard,the phone is ringing!我有个疯狂的主意老妈接电话如何!Here's a crazy idea,Ma: Answer it!你好?Hello?好的稍等All right,hold on.是你朋友 Leonard!It's your friend,Leonard!他想知道你为什么今天没去上学!He wants to know why you're not at school today!我不是去上学老妈我在大学就职I don't go to school,Ma. I work at a university.那就是学校! 快接电话!That's a school! Now pick up the phone!我谁都不想理I don't want to talk to anybody.要我叫Leonard把你的家庭作业带来吗?Should I ask Leonard to bring over your homework? ! 我没什么家庭作业的I don't have homework.我是个拥有工程学硕士的大爷们I'm a grown man with a master's degree in engineering! 抱歉了不起先生Excuse me,Mr. Fancy-Pants.想吃冰棒吗?Want me to get you a Popsicle?樱桃味的好吧!Cherry,please!樱桃味的我吃了只剩蔬菜味的了I ate the cherry. All that's left is green.你让我真想自杀呀You make me want to kill myself.她是位女生，她也是位朋友，但她不是我的，请原谅我做这个动作，"女朋友"She's a girl. She's a friend.She is not my-please five me for doing this--"Girlfriend."哼我不喜欢虫子怎么啦Yeah,well,I don't like bugs,okay?它们让我害怕They freak me out.有趣Interesting你既怕虫子又怕女人You're afraid of insects and women.瓢虫[英文: 女士+虫]还不得把你吓昏了Ladybugs must render you catatonic.不然你怎么考试How else are you gonna study for the tests?最好还要考试吗There's gonna be a test?可不止一次考试Test-sss.Sheldon 我看到你在为SmithsonianSo,Sheldon,I see you're anizing your papers傻冒儿博物馆赶论文呢for the Smithsonian Museum of Dumbassery.在撤下Leslie Winkle的永久展览前那里没有多余的展厅There won't be any room until they get rid of the permanent Leslie Winkle exhibit.我和Sheldon谈过了他也不好受Um,I talked to Sheldon and he feels terrible and he agrees 他也觉得自己无理取闹有些过分了that he was unreasonable and out of line.真的?很好呀Really? Well,that's great.就给他道个小歉嘛?Yeah,so just apologize to him,okay?那么你和她...So,you and her...- 没啦普通邻居而已 - 真的?- No,just neighbors. - Really.隔壁住着这样的妞儿怎么都不行动啊I don't know how you live next door to that without doing something about it.其实... 科学才是我的女神Actually... science is my lady.那年是1995年The year was 1995.地点是密西西比州首府杰克逊The place: Jackson,Mississippi.我坐了整整十个小时的汽车Having spent ten hours on a bus,途中甚至两次违反了我自己定下的规定During which I had to twice violate my personal rule在行驶的车辆上上了厕所Against relieving myself on board a moving vehicle...等我终于到达I finally arrived第四届美国南部星舰迷年度大会现场At the fourth annual Dixie-Trek convention却发现我的偶像威尔•惠顿上别处玩去了Only to find that my idol Wil Wheaton decided he had决定不过来帮我的超级英雄玩具签名了Better things to do than to show up and sign my Action Figure.什么What?你背弃了我威尔•惠顿You betrayed me,Wil Wheaton.现在我的复仇来了Now I have my revenge.No,no,I understand.要是我奶奶有个三长两短Anything happened to my mee-maw,我肯定成了伤心欲绝的小甜派I'd be one inconsolable moon pie.我得澄清一下I should clarify that statement By explaining that she calls me "moon pie."我这么说是因为她叫我"小甜派"By explaining that she calls me "moon pie."这跟我爸说的完全一样That's exactly what my father said."来看球赛吧去看球赛吧""Come to the games. Watch the games."周复一周的Week in and week out from the time从五岁直到我上大学I was five until I went off to college.人生当中最漫长的七年Longest seven years of my life.这里乱得简直毫无编制体系而言I see no anizational system in here whatsoever. 你周一穿什么 ***Which panties do you wear on Mondays?我不要 ***I don't need panties.只要短裤和衬衫I just need shorts and a shirt.妈妈经常跟我说My mother always told me一个人要穿干净 ***one should wear clean underpants以防发生意外in case one is in an accident.星星好漂漂啊Stars are pretty,aren't they?在那高高的地方Up above the world so high.像天上的小钻石Like little diamonds in the sky.太优美了兄弟That's beautiful,dude.你应该把这句话写下来You should... you should write that down免得被人山寨了before someone steals it.How did you see it?你说了不看的You said you wouldn't look.不好意思Sorry.正如我所说是英雄就偷窥As I told you,the hero always peeks你好克瑞普克Hello, Kripke.你此刻遭遇的经典恶作剧This classic prank es to you来自恶意复仇的谢尔顿•库珀from the malevolent mind of Sheldon Cooper.如果你想看看自己那张蠢蛋脸If you'd like to see the look on your stupid face,这段视频即刻就会上传到YouTubethis video is being instantly uploaded to YouTube.并感谢莱纳德•霍夫斯塔德和拉杰•库萨帕里Oh, and a hat tip to Leonard Hofstadter and Raj Koothrappali 感谢他们在复仇大业中对我的支持与鼓励for their support and encouragement in this enterprise.我计划逃回印度去你呢实验日志第一篇Research journal, entry one.我准备开展I'm about to embark on one of科学生涯中的巨大挑战之一the great challenges of my scientific career:教佩妮物理学teaching Penny physics.我称之为大猩猩工程Please,please,I don't have a lot of time.听着 Ramona总算打瞌睡了你得帮我甩了她Look,Ramona finally dozed off,and I need you to help me get rid of her.甩了她? 怎么个甩法?Get rid of her how?我不知道但显然我正处于某种关系中I don't know,but apparently I'm in some kind of relationship,而你似乎是终结这类关系的老手and you seem to be an expert at ending them.你说什么?Excuse me?我看见男人们一个接一个从这儿离开倒是没见过再回来的I see man after man leaving this apartment never to return.Sheldon 你真的很宽宏大量谢谢你我很感激Sheldon,this was big of you. Thank you. I really appreciate it.谢谢Thank you.- 晚安 Sheldon - Penny...- Good night,Sheldon. - Penny...- 啥? - 你有一手- Yes? - Well played.谢谢Thank you.但请记住能力越大责任越大 (出自)Just rember: with great power es great responsibility.明白Understood.不是厉害是错误我没有改我的状态呀It's not bold,it's a mistake. I didn't change my status.那是谁改的?Well,then who did?我没的选择他在她面前哭了I had no choice. He cried in front of her.我明白你这么做觉得自己很大方但赠送礼物的基础原则是礼尚往来I know you think you're being generous,but the foundation of gift-giving is reciprocity.你不是给我一份礼物You haven't given me a gift.你给了我一份责任You've given me an obligation.别太郁闷 Penny 一般新手都会犯这个错误Don't feel bad,Penny,it's a classic rookie mistake.我和Sheldon过的第一个光明节他吼了我八夜My first Hanukah with Sheldon,he yelled at me for eight nights.没事的你用不着回赠礼物的Now,hey,it's okay. You don't have to get me anything in return.我当然得回赠了Of course I do.风俗的精髓就在于我得去给你买份价值相当的礼物The essence of the custom is that I now have to go out and purchase for you a gift of mensurate value才能够代表你的礼物所表达的相同的情意and representing the same perceived level of friendship as that represented by the gift you've given me.怪不得每年这个时候自杀率狂飙呀It's no wonder suicide rates skyrocket this time of year.忘了这事吧我不会送你礼物了Okay,you know what? Fet it. I'm not giving you a present.不太迟了我看见了No,it's too late. I see it.那个精灵贴纸上写着"赠Sheldon"That elf sticker says,"To Sheldon."就是啊看别人热闹最乐呵I know. It's funny when it's not happening to us.Sheldon 我真的非常抱歉Sheldon,I am very,very sorry.不我自找的谁叫我出现在你生命里又那么可爱那么举足轻重呢No. No,I brought this on myself by being such an endearing and important part of your life.我需要有人载我去卖场I'm going to need a ride to the mall.风水轮流转我们该倒霉了It's happening to us.这在Penny压力很大的前提下才有用That presupposes Penny is tense.她了解你她会压力很大的咱不都是嘛快买礼品篮吧!She knows you. She's tense. We all are. Buy a basket!喔太好了 Penny 你终于来交换礼物了Ah,good,Penny,you're here to exchange gifts.你一定很高兴因为我的回礼准备很周到哦You'll be pleased to know I'm prepared for whatever you have to offer.行~ 给你Okay,here.先说一句我的肠胃不太舒服I should note I'm having some digestive distress,所以要是我突然离开一阵你可别慌so,if I excuse myself abruptly,don't be alarmed.你知道这对我意味着什么吗?!Do you realize what this means?!只需要一个健康的卵细胞就可以培育属于我的Leonard Nimoy 了!All I need is a healthy ovum and I can grow my own Leonard Nimoy!Sheldon 你这是干嘛?!Sheldon! What did you do?!我知道啊!I know!这点东西咋够呢It's not enough,is it?这样好了Here.Leonard 看啊 Sheldon拥抱我了诶Leonard,look! Sheldon's hugging me.真是农神节的奇迹呀It's a Saturnalia miracle.什么?What?他说也许我们该拿你参加机器人杀手大赛He said maybe we should enter you in the killer robot petition.Sheldon 你干嘛呢?Sheldon,what are you doing?我和这小女孩交朋友呢你叫什么名字?I'm making friends with this little girl. What's your name?RebeccaRebecca.嗨 Rebecca 我是你的新朋友SheldonHi,Rebecca. I'm your new friend,Sheldon.不别搞了走吧No,you're not. Let's go.- 我俩聊得正投机呢 - 别抬头上面有摄像头维持五个朋友的友情太困难了所以...Maintaing five friendships promises to be a Herculean task,so...我要开除你们其中一个I'm going to have to let one of you go.我我选我吧Me,me,let it be me.我有罪啊我淘汰了Guilty as charged. I'm out.不你也安全No. You too are safe.哦不是吧我该怎么做呀?Oh,e on. What do I have to do?来拿点吧有钱了再还Here. Take some. Pay me back when you can.哇里面钱还不少啊Wow,you got a lot of money in there.所以才派蛇来看守嘛That's why it's guarded by snakes.- 拿点吧 - 别犯傻了- Take some. - Don't be silly.我才不傻I'm never silly.我的花销占我税后工资的46.9%My expenses account for 46. 9% of my after-tax ine.其他钱就分摊给小的储蓄帐户The rest is divvied up between a *** all savings account,也就是这个糊弄人的花生脆罐子this deceptive container of peanut brittle还有一个超级英雄手办被掏空的 ***and the hollowed-out buttocks of a superhero action figure为了他的安全起见将继续隐姓埋名who shall remain nameless for his own protection.或者说为了她的安全起见Or her own protection.我考虑了一下那个问题You know,I've given the matter some thought,我想我愿意做高智商外星人的宠物and I think I'd be willing to be a house pet to a race of super-intelligent aliens.有意思Interesting.问问我为什么Ask me why.必须问啊?Do I have to?当然了这样才能继续对话啊Of course. That's how you move a conversation forward.为什么呢?Why?将会有很多学习的机会The learning opportunities would be abundant.还有呢我喜欢人家挠我肚肚Additionally,I like having my belly scratched.干得好啊 LeonardWell done,Leonard.真正的英雄不求恭维The true hero doesn't seek adulation.出于本性为正义和公平而战He fights for right and justice simply because it's his nature. 我错了I was wrong.歌手会写歌来歌颂你啊Minstrels will write songs about you.* 曾有一位勇敢的青年他的名字叫做Leonard ** There once was a brave lad named Leonard ** 满嘴跑火车逞英雄 ** With a -fi fiddle dee-dee ** 他与可怕巨人对峙 ** He faced a fearsome giant ** 而Raj却只想嘘嘘 ** While Raj just wanted to pee.*见到你真好妈妈Good to see you,Mother.这是你要的茶妈妈Here's your tea,Mother.- 乌龙茶? - 嗯- Oolong? - Yes.- 散装的不是袋泡的? - 嗯- Loose,not bagged? - Yes.- 泡了三分钟? - 嗯- Steeped three minutes? - Yes.- 加了2%的牛奶 - 嗯- Two-percent milk? - Yes.- 分开加热的? - 嗯- Warmed separately? - Yes.- 一茶勺糖? - 嗯- One teaspoon sugar? - Yes.- 原糖? - 嗯- Raw sugar? - Yes.凉了It's cold.我再来一回I'll start again.我们说到哪了?So,where were we?Howard和他妈妈一起住 Raj只有喝醉了才和女人讲话Howard lives with his mother and Raj can't speak to women unless he's drunk.开讲吧Go.说啥?Say what?不就是我刚说的嘛That's basically what I just said.你带老公来上班你知道规矩的You brought your hu *** and to work. You know the rules.那是我的座That is my spot.在这个不断变化的世界中那是唯一一个连续点In an ever-changing world,it is a single point of consistency.如果将我的人生比作四维笛卡尔坐标系里的一个函数If my life were expressed as a function on a four-dimensional Cartesian coordinate system,在我第一次坐上那儿的时候那个座的坐标就是(0,0,0,0)that spot at the moment I first sat on it would be zero-zero-zero-zero.好吧All right.好了舒适惬意安逸 0 0 0There,nice and fy cozy. Zero,zero,zero.少了个0There's one more zero.你把时间参数忘了You fot the time parameter.坐你的沙发吧Sit on the damn couch.宝贝你好...Hey,baby...他的右手给他打电话了?His right hand is calling him?不是啦是Leslie Winkle 说来话长No,it's Leslie Winkle. It's a long story.但...一切都变了But... Oh,this changes everything.什么是真的? 什么不是? 我怎么知道?What's real? What isn't? How can I know?那么你们干嘛还坐火车?Well,then why are you doing it?我们投票来着 3票坐飞机Well,we had a vote. Three of us voted for airplane.Sheldon投坐火车所以我们坐火车Sheldon voted for train. So we're taking the trn.我是找到盒子了但没有钥匙Okay,I got a box,but there's no key in here.都是信Just letters.拿错盒子了放回去That's the wrg box. Put it back.哦 Sheldon 都是你外婆寄的信?Oh,Sheldon,are these letters from your grandmother?表读那些信哦!Don't read those letters!呀瞧瞧她叫你"月亮派" 多可爱啊Oh,look,she calls you "Moon Pie." That is so cute.快把信放下!Put down the letters!- 我来了 - 咋样月亮派?- I'm back. - What up,Moon Pie?除了外婆谁都不许叫我月亮派Nobody calls me Moon Pie but Meemaw!她叫我月亮派是因为我太口耐她想把我吃掉She calls me Moon Pie because I'm nummy-nummy and she could just eat me up.我是物理学家I'm a physicist.我对整个宇宙及其包含的事物都有所了解I have a working knowledge of the entire universe and everything it contains.Radiohead是干嘛的?Who's Radiohead?我对整个宇宙及其包含的重要事物都有所了解祝你好运了I have a working knowledge of the important things in the universe. Good luck.Penny 这是你的生意你有最终决定权Penny,this is your enterprise,so it's ultimately your decision, 但鉴于Leonard的工作质量我强烈建议把他打发掉but based on the quality of his work,I'd strongly remend that we let Leonard go.你想开了我?You want to fire me?我想怎样没关系是Penny的决定What I want is irrelevant. This is Penny's decision.早知道我要在周六晚上做这个我还不如待在印度You know,if I wanted to spend my Saturday nights doing this,I could have stayed in India.Penny 打工仔团体是需要好好教育的Penny,the labor force is a living ani *** that must be carefully nurtured.任何会产生不良后果的抱怨必须及时喝止看着Any counterproductive grumbling must be skillfully headed off by management. Observe.少说话多干活Less talk,more work!- 做的好 - 谢谢- Nicely done. - Thank you.你要看到什么交头接耳告诉我You hear any union talk,you let me know.要不要来点咖啡?Honey,do you want some coffee?我不喝咖啡I don't drink coffee.行了你要是睡过去了我们肯定完成不了Come on,but if you don't stay awake we'll never finish in time.对不起但是我绝不喝咖啡I'm sorry,coffee's out of the question.当我搬来加利福尼亚我答应妈妈不磕药的When I moved to California,I promised my mother that I wouldn't start doing drugs.Sheldon 我们还有380个要做呢Sheldon,we still have 380 of these things to make.晚安你们行的我对你们绝对有信心I have plete faith that you will make them. Good night.Leonard?Leonard?但是 Shelon 没了你英明的领导我们的事业绝对是做不起来的But,Sheldon,without your insight and leadership this entire enterprise will surely fail.当然你说的对You're right,of course.来这个会有帮助Here,this will help.好吧但要这让我上瘾或产生幻觉Very well,but if this leads to opiates or hallucinogenics,你得去和我妈交待了you're going to have to answer to my mother.好吧我了解了你生气了Okay,I get it,you're angry.你不愿见到你的小鸟飞离巢穴You don't want to see your little bird leave the nest."小鸟"? 你都快30了!"Little bird"? You're almost 30!飞吧我的神呐!Fly,for God's sake!好我不搬! 开心了吧疯婆子?Fine,I'll stay! Ya happy,crazy lady?这么说吧我要怎么解释好呢?Oh,let's see. How can I explain this?他们不知道如何使用他们的盾Um,they don't know how to use their shields.盾?Shields?是的就像里的当你要战斗时你要举起你的盾Yeah,you know,like inStar Trek,when you're in battle and you raise the shields?这想法从哪儿冒出来的?Where the hell'd that e from?Penny 我发现你今晚也是一个人所以如果在某个时候Penny. I realize you're also on your own tonight,so if,at some point,你感觉到无聊了请千万不要来打扰我you find yourself with nothing to do,please do not disturb me.我几个礼拜前去你们那儿你们正巧不在我就忘在那儿了Well,I went in there a few weeks ago and you guys weren't home and I fot it there.你去了我的... 为什么... 你在说什么?You went in my... Why would... What are you saying?又没啥大不了的我不过是泡咖啡时没牛奶了It's not a big deal. I was making coffee and I ran out of milk.你是那个偷奶贼!You're the milk thief!Leonard说我多心了可我就是觉得盒子变轻了Leonard said I was crazy,but I knew that carton felt lighter Penny?干嘛What?我睡不着I can't sleep.也许是因为你的大窟窿还张着Maybe that's because your hole is still open.我想家I'm homesick.你家离这不过20尺Your home is 20 feet from here.20尺还是20光年这都不重要20 feet,20 light-years,it doesn't matter.在我这如同一个星系那么遥远It's in a galaxy far,far away.可恶Damn it.你想让我怎么办What do you want me to do?给我唱"软软凯蒂猫"Sing "Soft Kitty."那是只有你生病时才唱的歌That's only for when you're sick.思家也是一种病Homesick is a type of being sick.拜托真的要唱吗Come on,do I really have to?那设想下我们通宵达旦闲话家常I suppose we can stay up and talk.- Penny? - Yeah?谢谢你留我在这过夜Thank you for letting me stay here.不客气甜心You're wele,sweetie.好我已经困了你出去Okay,I'm sleepy now. Get out.不知道我为啥要担心I don't see why I have to worry.又不是我的事业悬而未决My career's not hanging in the balance. 开玩笑呢That was a joke.很好笑It's funny,因为这是事实because it's true.休斯顿这里是国际空间站Houston,International Space Station.我们这有点小状况We have a little situation up here.我们要临时安排一次太空行走We'd like to make an unscheduled space walk.国际空间站这里是休斯顿I.S.S.,Houston.将有哪些成员出舱?Which crew members would be involved in this E.V.A.?我们都想出舱走走Houston,we'd all like to step outside for a few minutes.这将不予批准I.S.S.,I'm afraid we can't authorize that.其实我们只是通知一下Houston,this is more of an FYI call.我们已经被迫出舱了We are basically out the door.好家伙的我的宗教说如果我们这一世受苦下一世会得到回报的My religion teaches that if we suffer in this life we are rewarded in the next.和Sheldon在北极呆三个月Three months at the North Pole with Sheldon,我就能转世投胎成一个长翅膀的大 *** 亿万富翁了!and I'm reborn as a well-hung billionaire with wings!。

生活大爆炸第一季中文台词

第一集[00:00.00]将光子正对平面上的双缝观察任意一个隙缝[00:03.00]它不会穿过那两个隙缝[00:05.51]如果没被观察那就会[00:06.77]总之如果观察它在离开平面到击中目标之前[00:10.20]它就不会穿过那两个隙缝[00:12.00]没错但你为什么要说这个?[00:14.25]没什么我只是觉得这个主意可以用于设计T恤衫[00:22.96]请问[00:23.99]等等[00:28.72]横1是Aegean (爱情海)[00:30.66]竖8是Nabokov (小说洛丽塔的作者) 横26是MCM[00:34.81]竖14是...手指挪开点[00:38.00]Phylum (生物门类) 这样一来横14就是Port-au-Prince (太子港) [00:42.25]瞧提示是"Papa doc的首都" (海地前总统) 所以是太子港[00:47.00]海地的[00:49.51]- 能为你效劳吗? - 是的[00:53.36]这里是高智商精子银行吗?[00:58.80]如果你这么问也许你不该来这[01:02.74]我想就是这没错了[01:05.44]- 把这个填一填- 谢谢[01:07.31]我们马上好[01:08.47]慢慢来我还要玩填字游戏[01:12.89]噢慢着[01:25.41]Leonard 我办不到[01:27.47]开玩笑? 你可是半职业人士[01:30.98]不我们这样是诈骗[01:33.50]我们没法保证生出来的一定是高智商小孩[01:37.81]我姐姐跟我有一套相同的基本基因她却在Fuddrucker餐厅当服务生[01:42.69]Sheldon 这可是你的主意啊[01:44.77]轻松赚点钱就有钱能升级我们的网络带宽[01:48.03]我知道我确实很渴望高速下载[01:52.00]但一些可怜的女人会把希望寄托在我的精子上[01:55.27]万一生出来一个连曲线下部的面积用积分还是微分算[01:58.89]都搞不清楚的小屁孩怎么办?[02:02.32]我想她还是会爱那个宝宝的[02:03.99]我不会[02:07.05]你想要怎样?[02:08.66]- 我想要走- 好吧[02:11.54]离开时要怎么说呢?[02:13.18]我不知道我可从没有拒绝过提供精子的要求[02:17.83]我们就直接走出去吧[02:20.25]好[02:31.61]- 再见- 再见很高兴认识你[02:36.80]你还在为精子银行的事生气吗?[02:38.41]没有[02:40.99]你想听一件关于楼梯的趣事吗?[02:44.31]不是很想[02:45.93]如果一阶楼梯比普通的矮个2毫米大部分人都会绊倒[02:49.97]不关我事[02:53.18]2毫米? 不会吧[02:55.17]是真的我12岁时做了一系列的实验[02:57.66]我爸爸因此还跌断了锁骨[03:00.53]所以他们把你送去寄宿学校?[03:02.59]不那是因为我研究激光惹的事[03:11.42]- 新邻居? - 显然是[03:13.99]比上一任有了明显可观的改善[03:17.56]那个200磅重还患有皮肤病的异装癖? 噢绝对是[03:23.36]- 嗨- 嗨[03:24.76]- 嗨- 嗨[03:25.82]- 嗨- 嗨?[03:30.24]我们不想打扰你我们是住对面的邻居[03:32.56]啊太好了[03:34.73]噢不我们不是同居[03:36.94]我是说虽然住在一起但是在不同的...[03:40.86]直男房间里[03:43.28]那好吧我是你们的新邻居我叫Penny[03:46.71]我是Leonard 他是Sheldon[03:48.10]- 嗨- 嗨[03:49.13]- 嗨- 嗨[03:53.36]欢迎你搬来[03:56.69]谢谢有空一起喝个咖啡吧[03:59.13]- 噢好啊- 好啊[04:00.35]- 好啊- 好啊[04:04.08]- 那么再见啦- 再见[04:05.85]- 再见- 再见[04:10.41]我们应该邀请她共进午餐吗?[04:12.05]不我们要看Battlestar Galactica第二季(太空堡垒卡拉狄加) [04:15.82]我们已经看过第二季的DVD了[04:17.88]那时候没带评论音轨一起看啊[04:21.85]我们应该做好邻居请她过来让她感受到我们对她的欢迎[04:26.23]我们从来没请那个Louis还不Louise过来啊[04:30.13]那是我们不对[04:31.82]我们要扩大社交圈[04:33.64]我的社交圈很广[04:36.57]我在MySpace上有212个朋友[04:40.77]是的但你从没见过任何一个真人[04:43.58]这正是它的美好之处[04:47.48]我去请她过来[04:49.63]我们好好吃一餐闲聊一下[04:52.24]闲聊? 我们不闲聊至少不线下闲聊[04:57.44]不会很难的你就听她说[05:00.56]然后给一些适当的回应就好了[05:04.74]直到什么时候?[05:07.68]嗨又是我们[05:09.49]- 嗨- 嗨[05:12.75]我们买了些印度菜[05:16.81]那个...[05:18.19]我知道搬家会很累人[05:20.66]当我觉得很累的时候[05:22.73]吃顿好的跟人聊聊天会让我放松很多[05:27.22]此外咖喱是天然的温和泻药[05:30.42]你也知道干净的结肠会让你省去件烦心事[05:36.96]Leonard 虽然我不是专家但我相信当你邀请人吃午饭的时候[05:39.97]最好省略关于肠部运动的话题[05:42.76]你们是在邀我一起吃饭?[05:45.15]是啊[05:47.18]真是太好了我很愿意[05:49.27]很好[05:50.46]你们平时都玩什么呢?[05:53.59]今天我们尝试了靠手淫挣钱[05:59.91]* 宇宙是个大火炉*[06:03.40]* 140亿年前大爆炸稍等*[06:07.41]* 地球开始冷却生物开始繁衍*[06:10.20]* 尼安得特尔人发明工具我们建造墙瓦*[06:12.59]* 我们创造金字塔数学科学历史*[06:14.74]* 揭露奥秘*[06:17.13]* 就从宇宙大爆炸开始! *[06:18.25]-=伊甸园美剧=- 荣誉出品本字幕仅供学习交流，严禁用于商业途径[06:20.25]-=YTET-伊甸园字幕组=- 翻译/校对: 小猴宝宝时间轴: cflily[06:21.92]天才理论传第一季第1集[06:25.36]请随意[06:27.10]谢谢[06:28.77]不客气[06:34.26]这些看起来好深奥啊Leonard 这是你写的吗?[06:37.16]实际上那些是我做的[06:40.18]哇[06:41.11]就是些量子力学而已边上我随便胡写了一点弦理论[06:45.98]那个部分是开玩笑的[06:47.62]是我乱改的伯恩-奥本海默近似版[06:52.05]看来你是"美丽心灵"那部电影里面的那种天才人物啊[06:56.54]可以这么说[06:59.11]好厉害啊[07:00.53]我也有块纸板如果你喜欢这边是我的纸板[07:04.56]我的妈呀[07:05.94]如果你说的"我的妈呀" 指的是在麻省理工大学[07:09.55]任何一个男生宿舍墙上都能看到的涂写那我想是的[07:13.50]- 什么? - 得了吧[07:14.83]谁没见过"我伤心地坐在这" 下面的微分演算啊?[07:18.93]至少我不用自己发明26种量纲才能让演算成立[07:22.92]我没有发明它们它们本来就是存在的[07:24.59]在哪个世界上存在啊?[07:25.59]所有的世界里都存在这正是关键[07:28.32]我可以开动了吗?[07:30.16]Penny[07:32.47]你坐了我的座位[07:35.95]那你坐我旁边嘛[07:38.83]不行我只坐那个座位[07:41.95]- 有什么区别? - 有什么区别?[07:43.82]又来了[07:46.01]冬天那个位置跟电暖炉之间的距离正好能让人保持温暖[07:48.99]而又不会太近导致出汗[07:52.03]夏天坐在这儿正好能吹到从这个窗口到那个窗口对吹的风[07:55.86]而且这里对着电视的角度正好[07:58.70]既不会妨碍跟他人谈话[08:00.22]又不用把头扭得太过去以致造成视差畸变[08:02.67]我还能继续解释下去但我想你应该明白了[08:09.17]你要我移开吗?[08:10.60]- 嗯... - 你就坐到旁边去吧[08:14.88]好吧[08:34.10]Sheldon 给我坐下![08:37.55]啊[08:40.82]这样很不错[08:42.30]我们不是经常有朋友过来[08:44.00]你胡扯Koothrappali和Wolowitz天天都来[08:46.77]我知道但...[08:47.83]星期二晚上我们玩Klingon拼字游戏到夜里1点[08:50.11]是啦我记得[08:51.30]我讨厌你说我们没有朋友[08:52.79]- 抱歉- 那会产生消极的交际暗示[08:54.22]我说了我很抱歉![08:57.40]Klingon拼字游戏是什么?[09:00.22]就像普通的拼字游戏但是是Klingon语的(星际迷航中外星武士一族的怪异语言) [09:07.27]不聊我们了说说你的事吧[09:10.21]我? 好啊[09:12.76]我是人马座的这一点就很能说明我的个性啦[09:16.63]是啊它告诉我们你也是迷信那种大众文化妄想的一员[09:20.13]你相信你出生时太阳的视位置跟任意划分的星群间的关系[09:24.23]能以某种方式影响你的性格[09:29.04]我相信什么?[09:30.86]我想Sheldon是说你第一眼看上去不像人马座[09:35.75]对啊很多人觉得我像水相星座[09:39.21]让我想想还有什么[09:41.08]我是个素食者嗯鱼除外[09:43.20]偶尔我也吃牛排我好爱牛排![09:47.98]那真是有趣Leonard不能消化玉米[09:55.40]你做什么工作呢?[09:57.80]我在"芝士蛋糕工厂"当女招待[10:00.62]我很喜欢芝士蛋糕[10:02.96]你都不能忍受乳糖[10:04.10]我不吃不代表我不欣赏它[10:07.68]不管怎样我还在写剧本[10:10.10]是关于一个感情细腻的女孩从内布拉斯加州Lincoln小镇来到洛杉矶[10:13.36]梦想成为演员却只能在芝士蛋糕工厂当女招待[10:18.42]剧本是根据你的经历改编的哦?[10:20.34]不我是从奥马哈市来的[10:25.75]如果真的拍成电影我肯定会去看的[10:27.88]我知道故事不错是吧?[10:29.79]我想想还有什么?[10:32.58]好像差不多了[10:34.81]这就是Penny的故事[10:37.54]听起来很棒啊[10:40.54]以前是的[10:42.09]直到我爱上了那个混球[10:48.77]怎么了?[10:50.27]我不知道[10:52.51]你知道吗我跟他同居了4年[10:54.87]4年跟高中一样久了[10:57.90]你花了4年才上完高中?[11:02.61]我不敢相信我居然那么信任他[11:10.38]我该说些什么吗? 我觉得我该说些什么[11:12.92]你? 千万别你只会让事情变得更糟糕[11:14.92]你知道最可悲的是什么吗?[11:17.14]尽管我对他的谎言欺骗恨之入骨[11:20.91]我还是爱着他[11:23.25]是不是很疯狂?[11:24.64]是的[11:27.99]不那不是疯狂[11:29.76]你只是... 陷入一种矛盾[11:32.99]矛盾是我们天性的一部分[11:35.49]你想想光惠更斯认为光是一种波动[11:39.31]双缝实验证明了这一论点[11:41.25]但后来爱因斯坦出现了他发现光也具有粒子的表现特征[11:49.72]呃我没让情况变得更糟[11:53.67]很抱歉我真是一团糟[11:56.06]除了那些烂事我搬家弄得一身臭汗该死的淋浴还坏掉了[12:00.01]我们的淋浴房能用[12:02.94]真的? 我用你们的淋浴房会不会很奇怪?[12:04.91]会[12:05.71]- 当然不会- 不会?[12:06.69]- 不会- 不会[12:09.23]就在厅后面[12:10.63]谢谢你们真是大好人[12:20.26]真是有趣的进展啊[12:25.80]为什么?[12:26.93]已经有好长一段时间没有女人在我们的公寓里脱光了[12:31.74]不对吧还记得感恩节我那阿兹海默症(老年痴呆)的奶奶病发闹出的那一段吗? [12:38.10]有道理已经有好长一段时间没有女人在我们公寓里脱光[12:41.78]而且我们不会想抠出自己的眼睛![12:45.67]看着她乱搞那只火鸡是最折磨人的[12:49.41]你到底希望达到什么目标呢?[12:53.36]你说什么?[12:54.67]那个女孩不会跟你上床的[12:56.87]我不是想跟她上床[12:59.43]很好那你就不会失望了[13:02.89]你为什么认定她不会跟我上床?[13:04.88]我是男人她是女人[13:07.41]对但你们不是一个种族的[13:10.76]我不想跟你在这瞎猜[13:12.81]我只是想当个好邻居[13:14.83]当然了[13:16.95]但是如果真的要发展到肉体关系我也不会拒绝的[13:23.92]不管那有多短暂[13:26.72]你觉得让她发现你的"天行者Luke"无泪洗发水[13:28.96]是会帮助还是阻碍你们的发展呢?[13:33.73]那是Darth Vader洗发液(星球大战中角色)[13:37.22]"天行者Luke"是护发素[13:41.80]你们得看看这个[13:42.78]超级赞不可置信[13:44.47]看什么?[13:46.82]是施蒂芬-霍金于1974年在麻省理工做的演讲[13:50.96]现在不方便[13:52.15]这是在他变成诡异的电脑合成声音之前的讲座[13:58.74]很好你们得走了[14:00.12]为什么?[14:00.94]现在不方便啊[14:02.02]Leonard有女人拜访[14:04.23]这样啊你奶奶又进城了?[14:08.99]不是什么女人的艳遇啦[14:11.06]只是我们的新邻居[14:12.89]你等等这儿真有个女人?[14:15.70]没错[14:16.46]你要我们走是因为你准备跟她交媾?[14:20.04]我没准备跟她交媾[14:21.76]那她可以跟别人交媾?[14:23.03]能不能别用"交媾"这个词?[14:25.53]用术语来说就是交媾中止[14:29.08]从泡浴换成淋浴是不是有个开关?[14:32.22]噢很抱歉你们好[14:36.91]很高兴认识您小姐[14:40.75]我是Howard Wolowitz 加州理工大应用物理系[14:43.90]你可能对我的工作成果有所了解[14:46.16]它现在正绕着木星最大的卫星旋转拍摄高清数码照片[14:52.36]我是Penny 我在芝士蛋糕工厂做侍应[14:55.19]来吧我告诉你开关在哪[14:57.75]Bonne douche![14:59.42]你说什么?[15:00.93]法语的"洗个痛快澡"[15:02.95]我能用六国语言表达这一祝愿[15:06.38]留着在你的Blog上写吧Howard[15:09.86]洗个痛快澡(中文)[15:16.43]这样就行开关卡住了抱歉[15:18.93]好的谢谢[15:19.72]不客气你只要向右... 好我撤了[15:23.48]- Leonard - 那些洗发产品是Sheldon的[15:25.98]好的[15:27.41]我能麻烦你帮个忙吗?[15:30.02]帮忙?[15:31.64]你当然可以要我帮忙我很乐意帮你忙[15:35.69]你不答应也没事[15:37.29]噢我应该会答应的[15:40.12]这不是那种你会请刚认识的人帮的忙[15:44.46]哇[15:54.36]我们得回顾下这起事件的前因后果[15:57.28]一定要吗?[15:58.11]事件A: 一个美女在我们的浴室裸体[16:00.98]事件B: 我们开车穿越整个小镇就为了搬台电视机回来[16:04.70]目的地就在刚刚提到的美女的前男友家[16:06.57]提问: 这两件事之间存在任何甚至半理性的关联吗?[16:13.18]因为Penny请我帮个忙Sheldon[16:15.67]是啊那也许是最近似可能的起因了[16:18.38]但我们都知道它和更高级的末端起因截然不同[16:22.98]那是什么意思?[16:23.91]你用你的老二思考[16:26.63]这在生理上是不可能的[16:28.40]你也不一定要来啊[16:29.75]对我可以留在家里看着Wolowitz 试图用俄语阿拉伯语及波斯语搭讪Penny [16:35.85]她为什么不能自己去拿?[16:37.74]你知道分手这种事啦[16:39.65]不我不知道你也不知道[16:42.07]什么啊我跟Joyce Kim分过手[16:44.64]你才没有和Joyce Kim分手是她跑到韩国去了[16:48.23]为了修复她受伤的心灵[16:53.38]现在这情况更加复杂[16:56.20]Penny和她前男友不能达成一致究竟电视机该归谁[17:00.51]她不想再和他当面争执[17:02.88]所以我们去和他当面争执?[17:04.64]Sheldon 根本不会有争执[17:07.24]我们两人他一人[17:09.17]Leonard 我们俩加起来都抗不动一台电视[17:13.88]你们跟Leonard和Sheldon一起在学校做事?[17:22.21]不好意思你会说英语吗?[17:25.24]他会只是不能跟女人说[17:28.94]真的? 为什么?[17:30.74]因为他是个书呆子[17:35.15]盒装果汁? (谐音G-Spot 即高潮快点)[17:41.44]我来跟他理论[17:42.96]谁?[17:43.85]嗨我是Leonard 他是Sheldon[17:45.90]- 你好- 我...[17:49.31]我们来拿Penny的电视[17:51.85]滚[17:52.81]好的打搅你了[17:54.79]我们不能就这么放弃[17:56.51]Leonard 电视在这楼里[17:57.98]他不放我们进去我们没辙[18:00.98]不好意思[18:02.41]如果我第一次受挫就放弃我就永远不可能在大爆炸理论提出后[18:06.28]发现关于弦理论的蛛丝马迹[18:10.15]我道歉你打算怎么做?[18:26.31]看到你如此专注工作真是种荣幸[18:30.13]来吧我们俩智商加起来有360[18:33.05]我们绝对能够想办法进入这蠢楼[18:39.97]你觉得她俩智商加起来多少?[18:41.51]快去留住门![18:45.37]就是这[18:47.90]我来跟他理论[18:49.24]好主意我用武力威慑[18:59.15]什么事?[19:00.24]我是Leonard 他是Sheldon[19:02.39]刚刚在对讲机上的[19:05.45]他妈的你们怎么进来的?[19:07.23]我们是科学家[19:12.36]告诉他我们的智商[19:26.87]- Leonard - 什么?[19:28.72]那条裤子是我妈给我买的[19:29.92]真抱歉[19:32.15]你得给她打电话[19:36.85]Sheldon 真对不起把你也扯进来了[19:39.96]没关系这不是我第一次掉裤子了也不会是最后一次[19:44.56]你说得对关于我的动机[19:46.15]我是指望着能跟Penny建立某种关系并最终发展成肉体关系[19:52.99]你倒是成功地脱下了我的裤子[19:56.95]无论如何我得到了教训[19:58.70]我配不上她我放弃了[20:00.65]我有工作有一天我会赢得诺贝尔奖然后孤老死去[20:05.06]别那么想你不会孤老而死[20:08.11]谢谢你Sheldon 你真是个好朋友[20:12.37]你当然也没可能赢诺贝尔奖[20:15.84]这里是我最喜欢的探险后休息的地方[20:19.72]他家的啤酒很好喝[20:21.73]好酷的老虎[20:22.97]是的我从10级开始就养它了[20:26.17]它叫扣扣[20:28.36]如果你也有自己的在线游戏人物我们可以一起玩玩一起探险[20:34.03]听上去挺有趣[20:36.15]那么你会想想这个提议啦?[20:37.42]我想这个点子会让我思考许久的[20:42.04]干得漂亮[20:45.84]我们回来了[20:46.58]老天啊发生了什么事?[20:48.80]你前男友让我们跟你带声问候其他的我想应该够一目了然了[20:54.46]我真抱歉[20:56.06]我真的以为如果你们替我去他不会表现那么混蛋[20:59.34]挺充分的假设[21:01.39]挺充分的假...? 你怎么了?[21:05.24]说真的太谢谢你们帮我跑这一趟了[21:08.43]你们真是大好人[21:11.89]真的[21:13.73]你们穿上衣服我去拿钱包今晚我请客好吧?[21:17.43]- 真的吗? 太好了! - 谢谢[21:25.17]你还没放弃是吧?[21:28.60]我们的小孩肯定又聪敏又漂亮[21:33.56]而且还是想象出来的[21:44.08]- Penny 你能吃泰国菜吗? - 可以啊[21:46.25]我们不能吃泰国菜中午已经吃了印度菜[21:48.32]所以?[21:49.22]它们都是以咖喱为主的菜系[21:50.81]所以?[21:51.73]那会造成"肠胃不能承受之腹泻"[21:53.78]我发现我们什么都得帮她解释清楚[21:58.06]Raj 你有什么主意吗?[22:01.63]在Lake街左转朝Colorado开[22:04.12]那边有个带卡拉OK的寿司吧[22:06.94]好像很好玩[22:09.35]* 宝贝宝贝不要被我迷上*[22:14.92]* 宝贝宝贝不要被我迷上*[22:21.91]我不知道按整个世界算你追她成功的机率有多大[22:23.83]但就这辆车里的人来讲[22:26.02]你绝对是名副其实的万人迷[22:28.09]------------------------------- 本论坛字幕仅翻译交流学习之用禁止任何商业用途否则后果自负-------------------------------[22:30.09]-=YTET-伊甸园字幕组=- 翻译/校对: 小猴宝宝时间轴: cflily[22:32.00]天才理论传第一季第1集完。

生活大爆炸台词第一季 01集

生活大爆炸第一季01[Leonard]: Agreed. What’s your point?[Sheldon]: There’s no point, I just think it’s a good idea for a t-shirt.[Leonard]: Excuse me.[Lady]: Hang on.[Leonard]: One across is “Aegean”. Eight down is “Nabokov”. 26across is “MCM”. 14down is…move your finger…”phylum” which makes 14 across port-au-prince”. See, “papa doc’s capital idea,” that’s “port-au-prince.” Haiti. [Lady]: Can I help you？[Leonard]: Yes. Is this the high-iq sperm bank?[Lady]: If you have to ask, maybe you shouldn’t be here.[Sheldon]: I think this is the place.[Lady]: Fill these out.[Leonard]: Thank you. We’ll be right back.[Lady]: Take your time. I’ll just finish my crossword puzzle. Oh wait.[Sheldon]: Leonard, I don’t think I can do this.[Leonard]: What, are you kidding? You are a semi–pro.[Sheldon]: No. we are committing genetic fraud. There’s no guarantee that our sperm is going to generate high-iq offspring. Think about that, I have a sister with the same basic dna mix who hostesses at Fuddruckers. [Leonard]: Sheldon, this was your idea. A little extra money to get fractional t-1 bandwidth in the apartment. [Sheldon]: I know, and I do yearn for faster downloads. But some poor woman who’s going to pin her hopes on my sperm...[Leonard]: I’m sure she’ll still love him.[Sheldon]: I wouldn’t.[Leonard]: Well, what do you want to do?[Sheldon]: I want to leave. What’s the protocol for leaving?[Leonard]: I don’t know…I’ve never reneged on a proffer of sperm before.[Sheldon]: Let’s try just walking out.[Sheldon]: Are you still mad about the sperm bank? You want to hear an interesting thing about stairs?[Leonard]: Not really.[Sheldon]: If the height of a single step is off by as little as two millimeters, most people will trip.[Leonard]: I don’t care.Two millimeters…?That doesn’t seem right.[Sheldon]: No, it’s true, I did a series of experiments when I was 12, my father broke his clavicle.[Leonard]: Is that why they sent you to boarding school?[Sheldon]: No, that was a result of my work with lasers.[Leonard]: New neighbor?[Sheldon]: Evidently.[Leonard]: Significant improvement over the old neighbor.[Sheldon]: 200-pound transvestite with a skin condition? Yes, she is.[Leonard]: We don’t mean to interrupt. We live across the hall.[Penny]: Oh, that’s nice.[Leonard]: We don’t live together, I mean…we live together, but in separate, heterosexual bedrooms.[Penny]: Well. Guess I’m your new neighbor. Penny.[Leonard]: Well, welcome to the building.[Penny]: Thank you. Maybe we can have coffee sometime.[Leonard]: Should we have invited her for lunch?[Sheldon]: No, we’re gonna start season two of battlestar galactica.[Leonard]: We already watched the season two DVDs.[Sheldon]: Not with commentary.[Leonard]: I think we should be good neighbors. And invite her over, make her feel welcome.[Sheldon]: We never invited that person over.[Leonard]: And that was wrong of us. We need to widen our circle.[Sheldon]: I have a very wide circle. I have 212 friends on my space.[Leonard]: Yes, and you’ve never met one of them.[Sheldon]: That’s the beauty of it.[Leonard]: I’m gonna invite her over. We’ll have a nice meal and…chat.[Sheldon]: Chat? We don’t chat. At least not offline.[Leonard]: It’s not difficult. You just listen to what she says and then you say something appr opriate in response. [Sheldon]: To what end?[Leonard]: Anyway…we brought home Indian food. And I know that moving can be stressful, and I find that when I’m undergoing stress, that good food and company can have a comforting effect. Also, curry is a natural laxative, and I don’t have to tell you that, you know, a clean colon is just…one less thing to worry about. [Sheldon]: I’m no expert, but I believe in the context of a luncheon invitation, you might want to skip the reference to bowel movements.[Penny]: You’re inviting me over to eat? Oh, that’s so nice. I’d love to. So, what do you guys do for fun around here? [Sheldon]: Today we tried masturbating for money.[Leonard]: Ok, make yourself at home.[Penny]: This looks like some serious stuff. Leonard, did you do this?[Sheldon]: Actually, that’s my work. Yeah, well, it’s just some quantum mechanics with a little string theory doodling around the edges. That part there, that’s just a joke.[Penny]: So you’re like one of those beautiful mind genius guys. This is really impressive.[Leonard]: I have a board. If you like boards, this is my board.[Penny]: Holy smokes.[Sheldon]: If by “holy smokes”, you mean a derivative restatement of the kind of stuff you can find scribbled on the wall of any men’s room at M.I.T, sure.[Leonard]: What?[Sheldon]: Come on. Who hasn’t seen this differential below “here I sit, broken-hearted”?[Leonard]: At least I didn’t have to invent 26 dimensions just to make the math come out.[Sheldon]: I didn’t invent them. They’re there.[Leonard]: In what universe?[Sheldon]: In all of them… that is the point.[Penny]: Do you guys mind if I start?[Sheldon]: Penny…that’s where I sit.[Penny]: So, sit next to me.[Sheldon]: No… I sit there.[Penny]: What’s the difference?[Sheldon]: Wha t’s the difference?[Leonard]: Here we go.[Sheldon]: In the winter, that seat is close enough to the radiator to remain warm, and yet not so close as to cause perspiration. In the summer, it’s directly in the path of a cross-breeze created by opening windows there and there. It faces the television at an angle that is neither direct, thus discouraging conversation, nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion. I can go on, but I think I’ve made my point.[Penny]: Do you want me to move?[Leonard]: Just sit somewhere else. Well, this is nice. We don’t have a lot of company over.[Sheldon]: That’s not true, Koothrappali and Wolowizt come over all the time.[Leonard]: Yes. I know, but…[Sheldon]: So don’t say we don’t have company.[Leonard]: Sorry.[Sheldon]: That is negative social implications.[Leonard]: I said I’m sorry![Penny]: So…klingon boggle?[Leonard]: Yeah. It’s like regular boggle, but… in klingon.That’s probably enough about us. So, tell us about you. [Penny]: Me? Ok. I’m a Sagittarius, w hich probably tells you way more than you need to know.[Sheldon]: Yes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion tha t the sun’s apparent position……somehow affects your personality.[Penny]: Participate in the what?[Leonard]: I think what Sheldon’s trying to say is that Sagittarius wouldn’t have been our first guess.[Penny]: Oh, yeah, a lot of people think I’m a water sign. Ok, let’s see, what else. Oh, I’m a vegetarian, expect for fish.And the occasional steak. I love steak.[Sheldon]: Well, that’s interesting. Leonard can’t process corn.[Leonard]: Well…do you have some sort of a job?[Penny]: Yeah, I’m a waitress at the cheesecake factory.[Leonard]: Oh~ I love cheesecake.[Sheldon]: You’re lactose-intolerant.[Leonard]: I don’t eat it…I just think it’s a good idea.[Penny]: Anyways, I’m also writing a screenplay. It’s about this sensitive girl who comes to L.A. from Lincoln, Nebraska, to be an actress and winds up a waitress at the cheesecake factory.[Leonard]: So, it’s based on your life.[Penny]: No, I’m from Omaha.[Leonard]: If that was a movie, I would go see it.[Penny]: I know, right? Ok, let’s see what else…guess that’s about it. That’s the story of Penny.[Leonard]: It sounds wonderful.[Penny]: It was. Until I fell in love with a jerk.[Sheldon]: What’s happening?[Penny]: God, you know, 4 years I lived with him. 4 years…that’s like as long as high school.[Sheldon]: It took you 4 years to get through high school?[Penny]: It just… I can’t believe I trusted him.[Leonard]: Should I say something? I feel like I should say something.[Sheldon]: You? No, you’ll only make it worse.[Penny]: You want to know the pathetic part? Even though I hate his lying, cheating guts…I still love him. Is that crazy? [Leonard]: No, it’s not crazy. It’s a…paradox. Paradoxes are part of nature. Think about light. If you look at Huygens, light is a wave, as confirmed by the double-slit experiments. But then along comes Albert Einstein, and discovers that light behaves like particles, too. Well, I didn’t make it worse.[Penny]: I’m so sorry. I’m such a mess. On top of everything else, I’m all gross from moving. And my stupid shower doesn’t even work.[Leonard]: Our shower works.[Penny]: Really? Would it be totally weird if I used it?[Leonard]: It’s right down the hall.[Penny]: Thanks. You guys are really sweet.[Sheldon]: Well, this is an interesting development.[Leonard]: How so?[Sheldon]: It has been some time since we’ve had a woman take her clothes off in our apartment.[Leonard]: That’s not true, remember at thanksgiving, my grandmother with Alzhei mer’s had that episode? [Sheldon]: Point taken. It has been some time since we’ve had a woman take her clothes off, after which we didn’t want to rip our eyes out.[Leonard]: The worst part was watching her carve that turkey.[Sheldon]: So what exactly are you going to accomplish here?[Leonard]: Excuse me?[Sheldon]: That woman is not going to have sex with you.[Leonard]: I’m not trying to have sex with her.[Sheldon]: Oh, good, then you won’t be disappointed.[Leonard]: What makes you think she wouldn’t have sex with me? I’m a male and she is a female.[Sheldon]: Yes, but not of the same species.[Leonard]: I’m not going to engage in hypotheticals here. I’m just trying to be a good neighbor.[Sheldon]: Oh, of course.[Leonard]: That’s not to say that if a carnal relationship were to develop, that I wouldn’t participate. However briefly. [Wolowitz]: Wait till you see this.[Koothrappali]: It’s fantastic, unbelievable.[Leonard]: See what?[Wolowitz]: It’s a Stephen hawking lecture from M.I.T in 1974.[Leonard]: This isn’t a good time.[Wolowitz]: It’s before he became a creepy computer voice.[Leonard]: That’s great. You guys have to go.[Koothrappali]: Why?[Leonard]: It’s just not a good time.[Sheldon]: Leonard has a lady over.[Wolowitz]: Yeah, right…your grandmother back in town?[Leonard]: No, and she is not a lady, she is just a new neighbor.[Wolowitz]: Hang on, there really is a lady here? And you want us out because you’re anticipating co itus? [Leonard]: I’m not anticipating coitus.[Wolowitz]: So she’s available for coitus?[Leonard]: Can we please just stop saying ”coitus”?[Penny]: Hey, is there a trick to getting it to switch from tub to shower…?[Wolowitz]: Howard Wolowitz, Caltech department of applied physics. You may be familiar with some of my work. It’s currently orbiting Jupiter’s largest moon taking high-resolution digital photographs.[Penny]: Penny, I work at the cheesecake factory.[Leonard]: I’ll show you the trick with the shower.[Wolowitz]: “Bonne douche”[Penny]: I’m sorry?[Wolowitz]: It’s French for “good shower.” It’s a sentiment, I can express in six languages.[Leonard]: Save it for your blog, Howard.[Leonard]: All right, there it goes. It sticks. I’m sorry.[Penny]: Hey, Leonard?[Sheldon]: The hair products are Sheldon’s.[Penny]: Can I ask you a favor?[Leonard]: A favor? Sure, you can ask me a favor. I would do you a favor for you.[Penny]: It’s ok if you say no.[Leonard]: I’ll probably say yes.[Penny]: It’s ju st not the kind of thing you ask a guy you just met.[Sheldon]: I really think we should examine the chain of causality here.[Leonard]: Must we?[Sheldon]: Event A: a beautiful woman stands naked in our shower. Event B: we drive halfway across town to retrieve a television set from the afore mentioned woman’s ex-boyfriend. Query…on what plane of existence is there even a semi-rational link between these events?[Leonard]: She asked me to do her a favor, Sheldon.[Sheldon]: Oh, yes, well, that may be the proximal cause of our journey. But we both know it only exists in contradistinction to the higher level distal cause.[Leonard]: Which is?[Sheldon]: You think with your penis.[Leonard]: That’s a biological impossibility. And you didn’t have to come.[Sheldon]: Oh, right, I could have stayed behind and watch Wolowitz try to hit on Penny in Russian, Arabic, and Farsi.Why can’t she get her own TV?[Leonard]: Come on, you know how it is with breakups.[Sheldon]: No I don’t…and neither do you.[Leonard]: I broke up with Joyce Kim.[Sheldon]: You did not break up with Joyce Kim, she defected to north Korea.[Leonard]: To mend her broken heart. This situation is much less complicated. There’s some kind of dispute between Penny and her ex-boyfriend as to who gets custody of the TV. She just wanted to avoid having a scene with him.[Sheldon]: So we get to have a scene with him?[Leonard]: No, there’s not going to be a scene. There’s two of us and one of him.[Sheldon]: Leonard, the two of us can’t even carry a TV.[Penny]: So, you guys work with Leonard and Sheldon at the university? I’m sorry, do you speak English? [Wolowitz]: He speaks English, he just can’t speak to women. He’s kind of nerd.[Leonard]: I’ll do the talking.We’re here to pick up Penny’s TV.[Man]: Get lost.[Sheldon]: Ok, thanks for your time.[Leonard]: We’re not going to give up just like that.[Sheldon]: Leonard, the TV’s in the building. We’ve been denied access to the building, ergo, we are done. [Leonard]: Excuse me. If I were to give up on the first little hitch, I never would have identified the fingerprints of string theory in the aftermath of the big bang.[Sheldon]: My apologies. What’s your plan? It’s just a privilege to watch your mind at work.[Leonard]: Come on, we have a combined iq of 360. We should be able to figure out how to get into a stupid building. [Sheldon]: What do you think their combined iq is?[Leonard]: Just grab the door! This is it. I’ll do the talking.[Sheldon]: Good thinking, I’ll just be the muscle.[Man]: How the hell did you get in the building?[Leonard]: We are scientists.[Sheldon]: Tell him about our iq.[Sheldon]: Leonard…[Leonard]: What?[Sheldon]: My mom bought me those pants.[Leonard]: I’m sorry.[Sheldon]: You’re going to have to call her.[Leonard]: Sheldon, I am so sorry I dragged you though this.[Sheldon]: It’s ok. It wasn’t my first pants and it won’t be my last.[Leonard]: And you were right about my motives. I was hoping to establish a relationship with Penny that might have someday led to sex.[Sheldon]: Well, you got me out of my pants.[Leonard]: Anyway, I’ve learned my lesson. She’s out of my league, I’m done with her. Got my work, one day, I’ll win the Nobel prize and I’ll die alone.[Sheldon]: Don’t think like that. You’re not going to die alo ne.[Leonard]: Thank you, Sheldon, you’re a good friend.[Sheldon]: And you’re certainly not going to win a Nobel prize.[Wolowitz]: This is one of my favorite places to kick back after a quest. They have a great house ale. Yeah, I’ve had him since level ten. His name is buttons. Anyway, if you had your own game character, we could hang out, maybe go on a quest.[Penny]: That sounds interesting.[Wolowitz]: You’ll think about it?[Penny]: I don’t think I’ll be able to stop thinking about it.[Koothrappali]: Smooth~[Leonard]: We’re home.[Penny]: Oh, my god, what happened?[Leonard]: Well, you ex-boyfriend sends his regards, and I think the rest is fairly self-explanatory.[Penny]: I’m so sorry, I really thought if you guys went instead of me he wouldn’t be such an ass.[Leonard]: No, it was a valid hypothesis.[Sheldon]: That was a valid…? What is happening to you?[Penny]: Really, thank you so much for going and trying, you’re just…you’re so terrific, really. Why don’t you put some clothes on, I’ll get my p urse, and dinner is on me, ok?[Sheldon]: You’re not done with her, are you?[Leonard]: Our babies will be smart and beautiful.[Sheldon]: Not to mention imaginary.[Leonard]: Is that food okay with you, Penny?[Sheldon]: We can’t have Thai food, we had In dian for lunch.[Penny]: So?[Sheldon]: They’re both curry-based cuisines.[Penny]: So?[Sheldon]: It would be gastronomically redundant. I can see we’re going to have to spell out everything for this girl [Penny]: Any ideas, Raj?[Wolowitz]: I know a wonderful little sushi bar that has karaoke.[Penny]: That sounds like fun.[Wolowitz]: Baby, baby don’t get hook up on me……[Sheldon]: I don’t know what your odds are in the world as a whole, but as far as the p opulation of this car goes, you're a veritable Mac daddy.------------- THE END -------------。

中英对照生活大爆炸第一季第六集剧本及解析(二)

Howard: Gentlemen, to the sewing machines.先生们，找缝纫机。

【解析】1、sewing machine：缝纫机Leonard: I'll get it. Oh, no!我来开。

噢,不!Sheldon: Oh, no!噢,不!Rajesh: Make way for the fastest man alive! Oh, no!给最快的人一条路走!噢,不!Sheldon: See, this is why I wanted to have a costume meeting.看到吧，所以我希望开一个关于扮演角色的会Leonard: We all have other costumes. We can change. 我们都有别的扮演角色——我们可以换的。

Rajesh: Or we could walk right behind each other all night right, and look like one person going really fast.或者我们可以整晚跟在每个人后面走，看上去像是一个人走得非常快Howard: No, no, no. It's a boy-girl party, this Flash runs solo.不,不,不.这是一个男孩女孩聚会,但闪电侠独来独往。

【解析】1、Flash：闪电侠、solo：单独的Leonard: Okay. How about this? Nobody gets to be The Flash. We all change. Agreed?好吧，那这个怎么样?没人扮演闪电侠. 我们都改，同意吗？Men: Agreed.同意Leonard: I call Frodo!我演Frodo!Men: Damn!该死!Rajesh: Sorry I'm late, but my hammer got stuck in the door on the bus.对不起我迟到了，但我的锤子被公车车门夹住了。

生活大爆炸第一季(THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E16)字幕中英文对照打印版

When they see me coming, they go, "Ah, no-peanut boy!"
他们一看到我来就喊"啊不吃花生的男孩!"。
-Sheldon：Hello,Penny.Leonardjust left.
你好Penny，Leonard刚出去。
-Penny：I know. I want to talk to you.
我喜欢过生日。
Waking up to Mom's special French toast breakfast,
在母亲特制的法国面包早餐的香味中醒来，
wearingthe birthday king crown, playing laser tag with all my friends...
戴上生日皇冠和朋友们一起玩激光生存游戏...
Leonard非常清楚地表示他不想要生日派对。
-Howard：Did someone say..."party"?
有人提到... "派对"?
-Penny：He just doesn't know he wants one 'cause he's never had one.
他只是不知道他想要，因为从来没人为他举办过。
Leonard成长为一名实验物理学家。
Perhaps if she'd also denied him Christmas,
如果他母亲取消了他的圣诞节，
he'dbe a little better at it.
他可能还会做得更好。
-Leonard：Thank you.
谢谢。
-Howard：Well, I love birthdays.

生活大爆炸台词中英对照

Sheldon: It's not suspicious that I'm fixating. It's consistent with my personality. 我专注一件事没什么奇怪的。

我一直就这性格。

Raj: Mummies and zombies are the exact same thing.木乃伊与僵尸是一模一样的东西。

Leonard：Oh, yeah? Mummies are wrapped in bandages. 是吗？木乃伊全身裹着绷带呢Raj: That’s called a fashion choice.那是人家的时尚风格Sheldon：If a zombies bites you, you turn into a zombie. However, if a mummy bites you, all you turn into is someschmo with a mimmy bite. So, like a zombie, that’sbeen eaten from the waist down, you, sir, have no leg to stand on.如果你被僵尸咬了，你也会变为僵尸。

但如果是木乃伊咬你，你只会变成有木乃伊咬痕的白痴。

所以你就像是个被人啃掉下半身的僵尸一样，说的话完全“站不住脚”。

Howard: Guess who picked up his new car this morning?你们猜猜谁今早弄了台新车Raj: Does it have that new car smell?里面有新车味吗？Howard: Yep! For as long as I can keep my mother out of it.有的！只要不让我妈上车就有。

Leonard: Maybe they reassigned it because you never use it.可能是看你从不停车就从新分配给别人了吧。

生活大爆炸第一季中英字幕

生活大爆炸第一季中英字幕第一集：不可控制的女孩英文标题：The Unresolved Woman情节概述：本集中，我们被引入了四位主要角色：莱纳德、谢尔顿、霍华德和拉贝。

故事开始于莱纳德和谢尔顿的公寓，他们正在观察新邻居佩妮搬入公寓的过程。

佩妮成为莱纳德心目中的女神，莱纳德和谢尔顿在公寓门口遇到了她并进行了简短的交流。

而霍华德则通过远程控制机器人与人交流。

对白：Scene 1: Sheldon and Leonard's ApartmentLeonard: (nervously) Sheldon, she's moving in!Sheldon: (excitedly) I know, Leonard! Isn't it fantastic? Maybe she'll change our lives forever!Leonard: (rolling his eyes) Sheldon, she's just a girl.Sheldon: (indignantly) Exactly, Leonard. She's. Just. A. Girl.(Scene change)Scene 2: Outside the Apartment BuildingLeonard and Sheldon bump into Penny as she's carrying some boxes. Penny: (smiling) Hi, I'm Penny.Leonard: (awkwardly) Hi Penny, I'm Leonard. This is Sheldon.Sheldon: (nodding) Hello.Penny: (looking at Sheldon's shirt) That's a cool Flash t-shirt! Sheldon: (proudly) Thank you. It's one of my favorites.(Scene change)Scene 3: Howard's bedroom with a robot controllerHoward: (speaking through the robot) Hey there, beautiful. You new in town?Penny: (confused) Uh, no. I just moved into the apartment building. Howard: (grinning) Lucky us! I'm Howard, by the way.Penny: (laughs) Nice to meet you, Howard.第二集：大脑磁悬浮实验英文标题：The Magnetic Brain Experiment情节概述：在这一集中，我们发现莱纳德是一名实验室实习生，他参与了一个脑部磁悬浮实验。

生活大爆炸第一季(THE-BIG-BANG-THEROY-S01E15)字幕中英文对照打印版

-Sheldon: The papers could've been mailed.
文件可以寄过来的.
Mom just sent you here to spy on me, didn't she?
妈妈让你过来监视我的,是不是?
-Missy: I guess that's why they call you a genius.
-Missy: Oh, he once spent nine months with my legs wrapped around his head.
曾经有九个月时间我的腿绕着他的头.
-Leonard: Excuse me?
什么?
-Sheldon: She's my twin sister. She thinks she's funny, but frankly, I've never been able to see it.
瞧啊,你既然已经来了,我们有足够的房间.
-Sheldon: No, we don't.
不,我们没有.
-Howard: Come on, Shelly. She's family.
别闹,Shelly,她是自家人.
-Sheldon: So what, I don't issue invitations to your mother.
-Missy: That should do it.
这样应该行了.
-Sheldon: Thank you for coming by.
谢谢你特意跑一趟.
-Sheldon: Hello.
你们好.
-Leonard: Oh, hey, buddy...

美剧《生活大爆炸》经典台词中英对照

美剧《生活大爆炸》经典台词中英对照Bazinga!逗你玩儿！They say at the end of your life, you regret the stuff you didn't do more than the stuff that you did.别人都说，人到了暮年，比起自己干过的事，会更后悔没有干过一些事情。

Well, you can't force things.有些事情是强求不来的。

Little warning before you jump into this marriage business: you are not just marrying him, you are marrying his family.在你跳进婚姻这个大坑前，姐先嘱咐你两句：你嫁的不光是他这个人，还有他的家庭。

Smart is the new sexy.聪明即是性感。

One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad.大家都是因为伤心才哭嘛。

比方我吧，我总为别人太傻哭，因为人家愚蠢搞得我很伤心。

If I could, I would, but I can't, I shan't纠结不是我想停，想停就能停You sure your mothlike personality won't be drawn to this blazing fire that is myself? 你确定以你飞蛾扑火的性格不会被我这熊熊烈火所吸引吗？Whatever you do ,just don't make any rash decision.无论你想做什么，千万不要贸然行事。

Not to mention imaginary.想象力更是不言而喻。

生活大爆炸_第一季_剧本台词_中英文对照1.06

She was a little bigger than you, but it's basically the same look, man.
她比你稍大一些, 但基本上是一样的，朋友。
-Leonard: Sheldon there's something I want to talk to you about before we go to the party.
电视,电影，古希腊众神, 古罗马众神, 古挪威众神...
-Penny: Anything you want! Okay Any costume you want.
什么都可以! 好吗什么角色都可以。
-Penny: Bye.
再见。
-Howard: Gentlemen, to the sewing machines.
嗯, 是吧.
-Leonard: Is there a theme
有没有什么主题
-Penny: Uh... Yeah, Halloween.
恩... 是啊, 万圣节.
-Sheldon: Yes, but are the costumes random, or genre-specific
是的, 但是是随意装扮，还是有什么特别的类型
是的, 我不知道, Penny...
-Sheldon: The thing is, we're not...
事情是,我们不...
-Leonard: No, we're really more of a...No.
不,我们更多是...不.
But thanks. Thanks for thinking of us.
他不是英国人, 但他穿得像Peter Pan.

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至少你现在还能从燃烧的废墟里，找回装满对她美妙梦想的黑匣子，
and analyze the data so that you don't crash into geek mountain.
好好分析下数据，你就不会再坠入"呆子谷"。
-Howard：I didn’t agree, love is not a sprint; it's a marathon- -
你方案做怎样的实验
-Leonard：There's a generally accepted pattern in this area.
这个领域有种普遍接受的模式。
I would pick you up, take you to a restaurant.
我去接你，带你去餐厅，
Then we would see a movie,
When it comes to sexual harassment law, I'm a bit of a self-taught expert.
说到性骚扰的相关法律，我可是自学而成的专家。
-Leonard：Look,Howard, if I were to askLesliewinkle out, it would just be for dinner.
别告诉我你不可救药的迷恋，开展成了无意义的嫉妒。
-Leonard：I'm not jealous. I'm just a little concerned for her.
我不是嫉妒，只是有点担忧她。
I didn't like the look of the guy that she was with.
呆呆地在想什么呢 (此谚语中正好有Penny一词)

生活大爆炸台词中英文对照[第一季]陆续更新

如果一个光子打向有两个狭缝的平面So if a photon is directed through a plane如果有一个狭缝可以观测到with two slits in it and either slit is observed, 那它没有同时通过两个狭缝it will not go through both slits.如果观测不到那它会通过If it's unobserved,it will.但如果它是在离开平面后However,if it's observed after it's left the plane 在击中目标物之前被观测到But before it hits its target,那它不会同时通过两个狭缝it won't have gone through both slits.没错你想说什么Agreed. what's your point?没什么我只是觉得这个主意放在T恤上不错There's no point,I just think it's a good idea for a t-shirt.-您好 -稍等-excuse me. -hang on.横1是"爱琴海"One across is "aegean."竖8是"纳巴科夫"(1899-1977 俄裔美国小说家) Eight down is "nabokov."横26"MCM"26 across is "mcm."竖14是...你手挡住了...14 down is... move your finger...是"门"(生物分类) 所以说横十四是"太子港"(海地首都)"phylum" which makes 14 across "port-au-prince" 你看 "Papa Doc"(海地总统绰号)提示了所以是"太子港"See,"papa doc's capitol idea," that's "port-au-prince."在海地Haiti.-需要帮忙吗 -是的-can I help you? -yes.这里是高智商精子库吗Is this the high-iq sperm bank?如果这还要问的话那你可能不该来这If you have to ask,maybe you shouldn't be here. 我看就是这儿了I think this is the place.-把表格填了 -谢谢-fill these out. -thank you.-马上就好 -不急-we'll be right back. -take your time.我正好把填字游戏做完I'll just finish my crossword puzzle.等等 Oh,wait.莱纳德我觉得我做不到Leonard,I don't think I can do this.开什么玩笑你都是"半职业选手"了What,are you kidding? you're a semi-pro.不是的我们这是在犯基因欺诈罪No. we are committing genetic fraud.我们的精子并不能保证There's no guarantee that our sperm将来就能生出高智商的后代is going to generate high-iqOffspring.你想想我姐姐和我的DNA结构相同Think about that. I have a sister with the samebasic dna mix可她只是快餐店的女服务生Who hostesses at fuddruckers.谢尔顿当初是你要来的Sheldon,this was your idea.这点补贴能让我们A little extra money to get在寓所里拥有分式T-1带宽fractional t-1 bandwidth in the apartment.我知道我的确渴望更快的下载速度I know,and I do yearn for faster downloads.但那些可怜的女人们But there's some poor woman会把希望寄托在我精子上的who's gonna pin her hopes on my sperm.如果她最后发现那小不点连曲线下面积What if she winds up with a toddler who doesn'tknow if he should use该用积分还是微分算都不知道她会怎么想An integral or a differential to solve the areaunder a curve?-我肯定她还是会爱他的 -我不会-i'm sure she'll still love him. -i wouldn't.你现在想怎么样Well,what do you want to do?我想走了I want to leave.该怎么跟她说呢What's the protocol for leaving?我不知道...我以前从来没在捐献精子时中途走人过I don't know... I've never reneged on a profferof sperm before.我们就直接走吧Let's try just walking out.-再见 -再见很高兴见到你-bye. -bye. nice meeting you.你还在为那个精子库的事生气吗Are you still mad about the sperm bank?没有No.你想不想听有关楼梯的有趣事情You want to hear an interesting thing aboutstairs?不太想Not really.如果有一格阶梯的高度存在哪怕两毫米的微小差距If the height of a single step is off by as littleas two millimeters,-大多数人会被绊倒 -跟我无关-most people will trip. -i don't care.两毫...那不太可能吧Two milli... that doesn't seem right.不是真的我12岁时做过一系列试验No,it's true,I did a series of experiments whenI was 12我爸爸还摔断了锁骨My father broke his clavicle.你就是因为这个被他们送去寄宿学校的?Is that why they sent you to boarding school?不是是因为我那些关于激光的试验No. that was a result of my work with lasers.这是新邻居?New neighbor?很明显Evidently.比起上一个的水准真是有显著提高Significant improvement over the old neighbor.那个体重200磅有皮肤问题的异装癖者?200-pound transvestite with a skin condition?那是没错Yes,she is.-你好 -你好-oh,hi. -hi.我们不想打搅你我们就住你对面We don't mean to interrupt. we live across thehall.你们真好啊Oh,that's nice.我们不是住在一起我是说...We don't live together. I mean...我们是住在一起We live together,不过是在分开的异性恋的卧室里But in separate,heterosexual bedrooms.好的Okay,well...看来你们就是我的新邻居了我叫佩妮Guess I'm your new neighbor. penny.WORD完美格式-我是莱纳德他是谢尔顿 -你好-leonard. sheldon. -hi.那么...Well...欢迎成为我们的邻居Welcome to the building.谢谢你我们可以什么时候喝喝咖啡Thank you. maybe we can have coffee sometime. 很好啊Great.-那...再见 -再见-well... bye. -bye.我们要不要请她来吃午饭?Should we have invited her for lunch?不我们要开始看太空堡垒卡拉狄加第二季No.We're gonna start season two of battlestar galactica.第二季的DVD我们已经看过了We already watched the season two dvds.但评论音轨还没看Not with commentary.我觉得我们应该做个好邻居I think we should be good neighbors请她作客让她觉得亲切And invite her over,make her feel welcome.我们从没请过那个叫路易还是叫路易斯的过来We never invited louie-slash-louise over.那是我们的不对And that was wrong of us.我们得扩大下我们的朋友圈子We need to widen our circle.我的朋友圈子已经很大了I have a very wide circle.我的空间上有212个好友I have 212 friends on myspace.不错可他们你一个也没见过Yes,and you've never met one of them.这正是其美妙之处That's the beauty of it.我要请她过来I'm gonna invite her over.我们可以好好吃一顿然后...聊天We'll have a nice meal and... chat.聊天? 我们平时不聊天至少下了网不聊Chat? we don't chat. at least not offline.这没什么难的It's not difficult.你只要听着她讲些什么You just listen to what she says然后你适当地回应她一些And then you say something appropriate in response.那最后要干什么?To what end?你好...又来了Hi... again.你好Hi.那个...Anyway...我们带了印度菜回来We brought home indian food.然后...And...我知道搬家可能会很累I know that moving can be stressful,并且我发现当我身心俱疲时And I find that when I'm undergoing stress,美食和伙伴能让我感觉很舒坦That good food and company can have a comfortingeffect.还有咖喱本身有通便功效我想我不必再说Also,curry is a natural laxative,and I don't haveto tell you你知道如果大肠通畅...That,you know,a clean colon is just...那又可以少一件操心事了One less thing to worry about.这方面我不在行不过我相信如果是邀请别人吃午餐I'm no expert,but I believe in the context of aluncheon invitation,你最好不要说些肠运动的事You might want to skip the reference to bowelmovements.你们是在邀请我过去吃饭?You're inviting me over to eat?是的Yes.你们真好我很乐意Oh,that's so nice. I'd love to.太好了Great.你们平时都玩些什么So,what do you guys do for fun around here?今天我们尝试过靠自慰来挣钱Today we tried masturbating for money.好了就当在自己家一样Okay,make yourself at home.谢谢Thank you.不用谢You're very welcome.这些东西看上去真深奥啊This looks like some serious stuff.-莱纳德这是你写的? -不这是我的-leonard,did you do this? -actually,that's mywork.不错只是一些量子力学而已Yeah. well,it's just some quantum mechanics边上还随便写了一点点弦理论With a little string theory doodling around theedges.那部分是我开的玩笑That part there,that's just a joke.讽刺下波恩-奥本海默近似It's a spoof of the born-oppenheimerapproximation.这么说你就像是"美丽心灵"里那种天才一样So you're like one of those beautiful mind geniusguys.是吧Yeah.-真让人赞叹 -我也有块板-this is really impressive. -i have a board.如果你喜欢板这块是我的If you like boards,this is my board.上帝啊Holy smokes.如果你说"上帝啊"是想If by "holy smokes",you mean再一次强调说你能在任何一个麻省理工的A derivative restatement of the kind of stuff男生寝室墙上发现那些涂鸦那一点没错You can find scribbled on the wall of any men'sroom at mit,sure.-什么? -得了吧-what? -come on.谁没看到那微分上面写着"我打住了心碎了算不下去了"Who hasn't seen this differential below "here Isit,broken-hearted"?至少我不会为了解决个数学问题At least I didn't have to invent 26 dimensions去发明个什么26维出来Just to make the math come out.我没有创造发明他们本来就有I didn't invent them. they're there.-哪个宇宙有? -所有的都有...这就是我说的关键-in what universe? -in all of them... that is thepoint.你们介意我先开吃吗Do you guys mind if I start?佩妮...WORD完美格式Penny...这是我的座位That's where l sit.那你坐我旁边So,sit next to me.不...我坐那里的No... I sit there.有什么区别What's the difference?-什么区别? -开始了-what's the difference? -here we go.在冬天这个位子离暖气比较近所以比较暖和In the winter,that seat is close enough to the radiator但也不至于太近以至于引起出汗To remain warm,and yet not so close as to cause perspiration在夏天通过窗子吹进来的风直接在这里交叉In the summer,it's directly in the path of a cross-breeze就是这边和那边的窗户Created by opening windows there and there.看电视正好有个角度It faces the television at an angle不会太正从而影响跟别人说话That is neither direct,thus discouraging conversation,也不会太斜从而造成脖子酸疼Nor so far wide as to create a parallax distortion. 我还能继续不过我觉得你已经明白我的意思了I could go on,but I think I've made my point. 你想让我移开吗Do you want me to move?你就随便坐一下吧-well... -just sit somewhere else.好的Fine.谢尔顿坐下!Sheldon,sit!这样很好啊Well,this is nice.不太有人来我们这里作客的We don't have a lot of company over.不是吧库萨帕里和沃尔维茨就经常过来That's not true. koothrappali and wolowitz come over all the time.-是我知道但... -星期二晚上-yes i know,but... -tuesday night,我们还玩"克林贡拼字游戏"玩到凌晨一点(克林贡是外星人)We played klingon boggle till 1:00 a.m. 是我记得Yeah,I remember.-不要说我们没有伙伴 -对不起-don't say we don't have company. -sorry.-这是社交上很消极的暗示 -我说对不起了-that has negative social implications. -i saidI'm sorry!"克林贡拼字游戏"?Klingon boggle?是的就是普通的拼字游戏只不过...Yeah. it's like regular boggle,but...是用克林贡语言In klingon.关于我们已经说得够多了说说你吧That's probably enough about us. so,tell us aboutyou.我? 好吧Me? okay.我是射手座的I'm a sagittarius,就这一点你们很可能就了解得比我想说的多得多了Which probably tells you way more than you needto know.没错我们可以了解到你有群众性文化妄想Yes. it tells us that you participate in the masscultural delusion就是指你出生时That the sun's apparent position相对于任意确定星座的太阳的视位置Relative to arbitrarily defined constellations atthe time of your birth可能会决定你的性格Somehow affects your personality.有什么来着?Participate in the what?我认为谢尔顿是想说I think what sheldon's trying to say我们可能不会第一个猜你是"射手座"的Is that sagittarius wouldn't have been our firstguess.是很多人会以为我是水相星座的Yeah,a lot of people think I'm a water sign.还有什么让我想想Okay,let's see,what else.我是素食者但我吃鱼I'm a vegetarian. except for fish.偶尔吃牛排牛排真赞!And the occasional steak. I love steak!真有趣Well,that's interesting.莱纳德吃玉米会不消化Leonard can't process corn.你有什么工作吗Well... do you have some sort of a job?有我是家乳酪蛋糕店的服务生Yeah. I'm a waitress at the cheesecake factory.我很喜欢乳酪蛋糕I love cheesecake.你不是不能吃乳糖嘛You're lactose-intolerant.我是不吃...我只是觉得那东西不错I don't eat it... I just think it's a good idea.还有我正在写一个剧本Anyways,I'm also writing a screenplay.讲一个多愁善感的女生从内布拉斯加州的林肯来到了洛杉矶It's about this sensitive girl who comes to l.a.from lincoln,nebraska,她本想当名演员最终却在乳酪蛋糕店当了服务生To be an actress and winds up a waitress at thecheesecake factory.看来这是根据你的经历写的So,it's based on your life.不我是来自奥马哈No,I'm from omaha.如果真拍成了电影我会去看的If that was movie,I would go see it.我就说是不错吧?I know,right?让我想想还有什么...Okay,let's see,what else...大概就这些了Guess that's about it.这就是佩妮的故事了That's the story of penny.真不错It sounds wonderful.是不错It was.直到我爱上了那混蛋!Until I fell in love with a jerk!怎么回事?What's happening?上帝你知道吗我和他同居了4年God,you know,4 years I lived with him.整整4年...都跟高中生涯一样长了4 years... that's like as long as high school.你花了4年才读完高中?It took you 4 years to get through high school?真...不敢相信我竟然那么信任他It just... I can't believe I trusted him.我该说些什么吗? 我感觉我该说些什么WORD完美格式Should I say something? I feel like I should say something.你? 算了你只会越帮越忙You? no,you'll only make it worse.你们想知道最悲哀的是什么吗You want to know the most pathetic part?即使我已经恨透了他的谎言他的不忠Even though I hate his lying,cheating guts... 我还是爱他I still love him.我是不是疯了?Is that crazy?是疯了Yes.不不是的这只是...No,it's not crazy. it's a...只是一种悖论It's a paradox.自然界中到处都存在着悖论比如说光Paradoxes are part of nature. think about light. 按照惠更斯的理论光是一种波If you look at huygens,light is a wave,双缝实验证明了这一观点As confirmed by the double-slit experiments,不过后来有了爱因斯坦But then along comes albert einstein他发现光原来也具有粒子性And discovers that light behaves like particles,too.我至少没越帮倒忙Well,I didn't make it worse.我真的很抱歉我真是一团糟I'm so sorry. I'm such a mess.最糟的是我搬家都搬得恶心死了On top of everything else,I'm all gross from moving没想到该死的淋浴器还不能用了And my stupid shower doesn't even work.我们的可以用啊Our shower works.真的? 如果我在这里洗你们会不会介意?Really? would it be totally weird if I used it? -会 -不会-yes. -no.-不会 -不会-no. -no.就在那边It's right down the hall.谢谢Thanks.你们真是太好了You guys are really sweet.这番进步有意思啊Well,this is an interesting development.怎么?How so?上次有个女人在我们这里轻解罗裳It has been some time since we've had a woman距离现在已经很久了Take her clothes off in our apartment.不见得啊记得感恩节That's not true. remember at thanksgiving,我那老年痴呆的祖母上演的那段?My grandmother with alzheimer's had that episode?明白了距离上次有女人Point taken. it has been some time在我们这里轻解罗裳并且看了之后Since we've had a woman take her clothes off,我们不想把眼睛给挖出来的已经很久了After which we didn't want to rip our eyes out.其实最糟的是看她切那火鸡The worst part was watching her carve that turkey.你现在究竟是要干些什么呢So what exactly are you trying to accomplish here?你说什么?Excuse me?那女人不会跟你上床的That woman is not going to have sex with you.我没有想要跟她上床I'm not trying to have sex with her.那就好这样你就不会失望了Good. then you won't be disappointed.你凭什么认为她不会和我上床了What makes you think she wouldn't have sex withme?我是男的她是女的I'm a male and she's a female.没错但不是同一物种Yes,but not of the same species.我才不跟你讨论什么假设I'm not going to engage in hypotheticals here.我只想当个好邻居I'm just trying to be a good neighbor.是啊Of course.那也不是说如果有机会可以发展肉体关系That's not to say that if a carnal relationshipwere to develop,我会袖手旁观That I wouldn't participate.大致是这样However briefly.当她发现你的卢克·天行者(星球大战人物)无泪洗发水Do you think this possibility will be helped orhindered你说这种可能性是会变大了呢还是变小了When she discovers your luke skywalkerno-more-tears shampoo?那是达斯·维德(另一星战人物)牌洗发水It's darth vader shampoo.卢克·天行者是护发素Luke skywalker's the conditioner.-先看这个 -太强了难以置信-wait till you see this. -it'sfantastic,unbelievable.看什么?See what?1974年史蒂芬霍金在麻省理工的演讲It's a stephen hawking lecture from mit in 1974.现在不是时候This isn't a good time.那时他还不是这样毛骨悚然的电脑音It's before he became a creepy computer voice.-不错可你们现在必须得走 -为什么-that's great. you guys have to go. -why?现在不是时候It's just not a good time.莱纳德有女士来访Leonard has a lady over.是的我明白了...你祖母又回城来了?Yeah,right... your grandmother back in town?不是她不是什么女士她是新来的邻居No. And she's not a lady. she's just a newneighbor.等等这里真的有位女士?Hang on,there really is a lady here?你赶我们走是为了想要和她交媾?And you want us out because you're anticipatingcoitus?我没有想要和她交媾I'm not anticipating coitus.那就是说别人现在可以和她交媾?So she's available for coitus?我们可不可以不要说"交媾"这个词了Can we please just stop saying "coitus"?更精确的说法应该是"体外射精"Technically,that would be"coitus interruptus. "是不是应该有个旋关把水从浴缸那里弄到淋浴器上Hey,is there a trick to getting it to switch fromtub to shower...?不好意思大家好Hi. sorry. hello.WORD完美格式很高兴认识您女士Enchant? mademoiselle.我是霍华德·沃尔维茨加州工学院应用物理系学生Howard wolowitz,caltech department of applied physics.我的一些研究成果你可能已经很熟悉了You may be familiar with some of my work.它正在围绕着木星的最大卫星轨道运行It's currently orbiting jupiter's largest moon 拍摄高分辨率的数码照片Taking high-resolution digital photographs.我是佩妮我在乳酪蛋糕店工作Penny. I work at the cheesecake factory.我带你去弄那旋关吧I'll show you the trick with the shower. "Bonne douche"Bonne douche.你说什么?I'm sorry?是法语里"洗个痛快澡"的意思It's french for "good shower. "是一句祝词我能用六种语言来说It's a sentiment I can express in six languages. 还是留着博客上说吧霍华德Save it for your blog,howard.洗个痛快澡好了没问题了是卡住了不好意思All right,there it goes. it sticks. I'm sorry. -好的谢谢 -不用谢-okay,thanks. -you're welcome.你只要站在... 好吧我...You're just gonna to step right... okay,I'll... -等等莱纳德 -洗头的那些东西都是谢尔顿的-hey,leonard? -the hair products are sheldon's. 我能让你帮个忙吗Can I ask you a favor?帮个忙?A favor?当然你可以让我帮你忙我可以帮你个忙Sure,you can ask me a favor. I would do you a favor for you.你如果不愿意也没关系It's okay if you say no.我应该会愿意的I'll probably say yes.一般你刚认识某个人不会请求一件这样的事It's just not the kind of thing you ask a guy you just met.我真的觉得我们该好好想想这里面的因果关系了I really think we should examine the chain of causality here. -有必要吗 -事件一-must we? -event a...我们那淋浴器下站着个裸体美女A beautiful woman stands naked in our shower.事件二我们开车穿过半个城市到上述那位女性的Event b... we drive halfway across town toretrieve a television set前男友住处取回一台电视机From the aforementioned woman's ex-boyfriend.提问在哪个层面上Query... on what plane of existence这两个事件哪怕是有半点合理的联系Is there even a semi-rational link between theseevents?她请求我帮她个忙谢尔顿She asked me to do her a favor,sheldon.是啊这可能是我们这趟旅途最近似的原因了Yes,well,that may be the proximal cause of ourjourney,但其只存在于更高层次原因的对比之下But we both know it only exists incontradistinction这点我们都清楚To the higher level distal cause.-是什么 -你在用下半身在思考-which is? -you think with your penis.从生理上说这是不可能的还有你可以不用跟来啊That's a biological impossibility. and you didn'thave to come.不错我可以留在那儿看着沃尔维茨勾引佩妮Right,I could have stayed behind and watchwolowitz try to hit on penny用俄语阿拉伯语波斯语In russian,arabic and farsi.为什么她自己不去取回电视机Why can't she get her own tv?得了你知道分手是怎么回事Come on,you know how it is with breakups.我不知道... 你也不知道No,I don't... and neither do you.我以前跟乔伊斯·金分手过I broke up with joyce kim.你没有和乔伊斯·金分手是她投奔回朝鲜了You did not break up with joyce kim. she defectedto north korea.去缝补她破碎的心啊To mend her broken heart.现在这情况远没那么复杂This situation is much less complicated.就谁该得到这台电视的拥有权There's some kind of dispute between penny and herex-boyfriend佩妮和她前男友有过争吵As to who gets custody of the tv.她只是不想和他再大吵大闹She just wanted to avoid having a scene with him.-所以我们去和他大吵大闹 -不我们不用和他去吵的-so we get to have a scene with him? -no,there'snot going to be a scene.我们两个人他才一个There's two of us and one of him.莱纳德我们两个甚至搬不动一台电视Leonard,the two of us can't even carry a tv.这么说你们和莱纳德还有谢尔顿一起在大学里共事?So,you guys work with leonard and sheldon at theuniversity?抱歉你会说英语吗I'm sorry,do you speak english?他会说英语他只是不会同女人说话He speaks english. he just can't speak to women.真的? 为什么?Really? why?他是个怪才吧He's kind of a nerd.喝果汁?Juice box?我来说话I'll do the talking.-谁? -你好我是莱纳德这是谢尔顿-yeah? -hi,I'm leonard,this is sheldon.-你好 -我刚说...-hello. -what did I just---我们是来拿佩妮的电视机的 -你们走吧-we're here to pick up penny's tv. -get lost.好的抱歉打扰了Okay,thanks for you time.我们不能就这样放弃了We're not going to give up just like that.莱纳德电视机在楼上Leonard,the tv's in the building.我们已经被阻止进入大楼了因此我们没戏了We've been denied access to the building,ergo,weare done.我很抱歉如果我当初遇到点小麻烦就放弃的话Excuse me. if I were to give up on the first littlehitch,我永远也不会在宇宙大爆炸之后I never would have identified the fingerprints ofstring theory成功验证弦理论了WORD完美格式In the aftermath of the big bang.我道歉你准备怎么做?My apologies. what's your plan?能目睹你动脑实在很荣幸It's just a privilege to watch your mind at work. 不会吧我们的智商加起来有360呢Come on,we have a combined iq of 360.我们应该有办法想出如何进那该死的楼We should be able to figure out how to get into a stupid building.你认为她们的智商加起来有多少?What do you think their combined iq is?快把门抵住Just grab the door!就这里了This is it.我来说话I'll do the talking.想得不错我来当打手Good thinking. I'll just be the muscle.什么事Yeah?我是莱纳德这是谢尔顿I'm leonard,this is sheldon.刚对讲机里的From the intercom.你们到底是怎么进来的?How the hell did you get in the building?我们是科学家We're scientists.告诉他我们的智商Tell him about our iq.-莱纳德 -怎么?-leonard... -what?-那裤子是我妈买给我的 -对不起-my mom bought me those pants. -i'm sorry.你得打电话跟她说一下You're going to have to call her.谢尔顿拖你下水了真的很抱歉Sheldon,I am so sorry I dragged you through this. 没关系这不是我的第一条裤子也不会是最后一条It's okay. it wasn't my first pantsing and it won't be my last.关于我的动机你说得没错And you were right about my motives.我是指望和佩妮能建立关系I was hoping to establish a relationship with penny或许有一天可以和她上床That might have someday led to sex.你倒是脱下了我的裤子Well,you got me out of my pants.好了反正我买到教训了Anyway,I've learned my lesson.她和我不是一类人我跟她玩完了She's out of my league,I'm done with her.我有工作要干有一天我会赢得诺贝尔奖Got my work,one day I'll win the nobel prize然后孤单地死去And then I'll die alone.不要这么想你不会孤单地死去的Don't think like that. you're not going to diealone.谢谢谢尔顿你真是好朋友Thank you,sheldon. you're a good friend.而且你肯定不会拿诺贝尔奖的And you're certainly not going to win a nobelprize.这是我搜寻猎物后最喜欢的交付地之一This is one of my favorite places to kick backafter a quest.这里的麦酒太棒了They have a great house ale.好酷的老虎Cool tiger.是的我从第十级开始就有了Yeah,I've had him since level ten.他叫扣扣His name is buttons.如果你有自己的游戏人物Anyway,if you had your own game character也许我们可以一起出去搜寻猎物We could hang out,maybe go on a quest.听上去很有意思That sounds interesting.你会考虑一下?You'll think about it?我没办法不去想它I don't think I'll be able to stop thinking aboutit.很成功啊Smooth.我们回来了We're home.上帝啊发生什么事了My god,what happened?你前男友要我们代他问好Well,your ex-boyfriend sends his regards其他我想已经可以一目了然了And I think the rest is fairly self-explanatory.真对不起我真的以为如果你们替我过去I'm so sorry. I really thought if you guys wentinstead of me他不会这么混蛋的He wouldn't be such an ass.不你这样假设是有道理的No,it was a valid hypothesis.有道理的? 你怎么回事?That was a valid...? what is happening to you?真的你们这么努力这么帮忙真是太谢谢了Really,thank you so much for going andtrying,you're just...你们真的太好了真的You're so terrific. really.你们去把衣服穿好Why don't you put some clothes on,我去拿我的包晚饭我请好吗?I'll get my purse,and dinner is on me,okay?-真的? 好啊 -谢谢-really? great. -thank you.你跟她还没玩完是吗?You're not done with her,are you?我们的孩子会既聪明又美丽Are babies will be smart and beautiful.想象力更是不言而喻Not to mention imaginary.-佩妮你觉得泰国菜如何 -可以啊-is thai food okay with you,penny? -sure.我们不能去吃泰国菜We can't have thai food,-中午我们吃了印度菜 -又怎样呢-we had indian for lunch. -so?-他们都是用咖喱烹饪的 -又怎样呢-they're both curry-based cuisines. -so?从烹饪学角度来说这是过剩的It would be gastronomically redundant.我估计以后无论什么我们都需要跟这个女孩解释一下I can see we're going to have to spell outeverything for this girl.你觉得呢拉杰?Any ideas,raj?到林克街左转直接去科罗拉多Turn left on lake street and head up to colorado.我知道一个寿司吧那里还有卡拉OKI know a wonderful little sushi bar that haskaraoke.听上去挺有意思That sounds like fun.宝贝别被我迷住了baby don't get hook up on me宝贝别被我迷住了baby don't get hook up on me我不知道在整个世界范围内你的成功概率有多少WORD完美格式I don't know what your odds are in the world asa whole, 不过就这辆车子里的人来说你还是很有希望的But as far as the population of this car goes.WORD完美格式给泰国炒面不加花生Here we go. pad thai,no peanuts.里面有花生油吗But does it have peanut oil?我不太清楚I'm not sure.大家都盯着点霍华德以防他肿起来Everyone keep an eye on howard in case he starts to swell up.既然现在没蜜蜂出没你可以用我的肾上腺素Since it's not bee season,you can have my epinephrine.-有筷子吗 -不需要这是泰国菜-are there any chopsticks. -no need. this is thai food.开始了Here we go.泰国在19世纪后半期才有叉子Thailand has had the fork since the latter half of the 19th century.有趣的是他们不直接把叉子放在嘴里Interestingly they don't put the fork in their mouth--而是用叉子来把食物放在勺子里然后用勺子放到嘴里They use it to put the food on a spoon which then goes into their mouth.跟他要个餐巾我量你也不敢Ask him for a napkin. I dare you.我去开I'll get it.我脸肿了吗我觉得我脸肿了Do I look puffy? I feel puffy.-嘿莱纳德 -嘿佩妮-hey,leonard. -oh,hi,penny.-我有打扰吗 -没有-am I interrupting? -no.霍华德你没肿you're not swelling,howard.看看我的手指他们看起来象维也纳香肠Look at my fingers. they're like vienna sausages. -听起来你好象有客人 -他们总在-sounds like you have company. -they're not going anywhere.你下班了太好了工作怎么样So,you're coming home from work. that's great. how was work?那是卖芝士蛋糕的You know,it's a cheesecake factory.客人点芝士蛋糕我给他们端过去People order cheesecake and I bring it to them. 这和碳水化合物传送系统有点象So you kind of act like a carbohydrate deliverysystem.是随便你怎么叫反正拿的工资最低Yeah. call it whatever you want,I get minimumwage.我想问一下你能不能帮我点忙...I was wondering if you could help me out withsomething.好的yes.好的明天会有人给我送家具Great. I'm having some furniture deliveredtomorrow我可能不在所以...and I may not be here,so...好啊Hello.-什么 -有没有人用优美的俄语跟你说过-i'm sorry? -haven't you ever been told你是多么的漂亮吗How beautiful you are in flawless russian?没有No,I haven't.你会习惯的Get used to it.我可能不会Yeah. I probably won't.-嘿谢尔顿 -嘿-hey,sheldon. -hi.嘿拉杰Hey,raj.还是不跟我说话Still not talking to me,huh?他不是故意和你过不去这是他的老毛病了Don't take it personally,it's his pathology.他不能跟女人说话He can't talk to women.他不能跟漂亮女人说话He can't talk to atractive woman,or in your case,或者就是象你这样有迷人芝士蛋糕味的女神A cheesecake-scented goddess.明天会有人来送家具?So there's gonna be some furniture delivered?是的如果送来的时候我不在Yeah. If it gets here and I'm not here,could yousign你能帮我签收一下然后放到我房间吗And have them put it in my apartment?没问题No problem.太好了这是备用钥匙谢谢Great. here's my spare key. thank you.佩妮等等Penny,wait.如果你没什么安排的话If you don't have any other plans,do you want tojoin us你想一起吃点泰国菜看个超人电影马拉松吗For thai food and a superman movie marathon?马拉松? 到底有多少部超人电影啊A marathon? how many superman movies are there?你是开玩笑的对不对You're kidding,right?我比较喜欢露易丝·莱恩从飞机上掉下来I do like the one where lois lane falls from thehelicopter超人俯冲下去接住她的那部那是第几部And superman swooshes down and catches her. whichone was that?第一部One.你知道那个场景完全不符合科学吧You realize that scene was rife with scientificinaccuracy.是的我知道人不能飞Yes,I know,men can't fly.不不假设人能飞No. let's assume that they can.露易丝·莱恩从高空往下掉Lois lane is falling,以每秒32英尺的初速度做自由落体加速Accelerating at an initial rate of 32 feet persecond per second.超人俯冲下来用两个钢筋一样的手臂想要接住她Superman swoops down to save her by reaching outtwo arms of steel.此时莱恩小姐在以每小时120公里的速度往下掉Miss lane,who is now traveling At approximately120 miles an hour碰到钢筋手臂立马被劈成三半Hits them and is immediately sliced into threeequal pieces.但是如果超人也达到那个速度然后减速Unless superman matches her speed anddecelerates.还有时间吗先生她离地面两尺高In what space,sir? she's two feet above theground.如果他真的爱她的话他应该让她掉在马路上WORD完美格式。

生活大爆炸英文剧本第一季

TBBT201学习笔1.俚语wing it：To do something with no preparation 即兴做某事home run swing：to have sex “本垒打”To accelerate through first base (french kissing), onto second base ("heavy petting") to third base (oral sex) and finally coming around to home plate (sexual intercourse).switcheroo：(北美, 非正式)（尤指惊人或有欺骗性的）转变，逆变，调换2.普通级词汇yogurt：酸乳，酸牛奶berry：浆果draft：通风; 气流; 穿堂风; 通风装置crash and burn：失败hyperventilate：呼吸加速be into：〈口〉给迷住,对…深感兴趣,深深卷入respiration：呼吸pupil：瞳孔undilate：未放大，未膨胀close-up：（照片、电影、录像的）特写clench：（牙）（尤指愤怒，下定决心、压抑感情时）紧咬iguana：鬣蜥(西印度、南美所产大蜥蜴)dewlap：（动物或鸟，尤指牛）颈部（或喉部）的垂肉delicate：(非正式)精致的织物（或衣服）digestive：（与）消化（有关）的brainiac：(北美，非正式)奇才，天才slash：斜线号（即“/”）ex post facto：事后的; 在事后追溯既往的（地）；有追溯效力的（地）endeavor：努力, 尽力tic：（常指脸上肌肉的）抽搐tick：(寄生于体大动物的吸血小虫)壁虱phrase：v.叙述; 措词salmon：大马哈鱼teriyaki：（日式的）红烧鱼（或肉）酱glaze：(浇在食物表面的)糖浆sticky rice：糯米tryptich：三幅相联的图画或雕刻conformational：构象的de novo：从头开始；重新constitutionally：本质地,天生,体质上prestigious：有威信的，有威望的；有声望的；地位显赫的kinda：有一点,有几分（kind of）qu'est que(法)=whatcadaver：(医诗／文)尸体necrophilia：恋尸狂,恋尸癖generic：（货物，尤指药品）没有牌子的，无商标的；非注册商标的ketchup：调味番茄汁rinse：漂洗, 冲洗cilantro：（尤指墨西哥烹饪中用作调味或饰菜的）芫荽叶teeny：（口）极小的,极微的subvert：颠覆，破坏leprous：麻疯病的,患麻疯病的lumbar support：(椅子等的)腰部支撑date someone=be involved with=go out withbouncy：弹性的roughhouse：喧闹的游戏或打斗comfy：(非正式)舒适的；轻松的；自在的unnerve：使丧失勇气（或自信）；令人胆怯Valium：安定(镇静药)3.爆炸级词汇acidophilus：乳酸杆菌，嗜酸杆菌culture：专门培养的细胞组织carrageenan：角叉菜胶autonomic reflex ：植物神经反射;自主反射supercollider：(物理)超级超导对撞机4.精选语录Leonard：Why don't we just figure out where we're going. And when we want to get there. And then rate of speed equals distance over time. Solve for R.精彩的物理问题生活化Leonard：I'm not there because I'm taking things slow Which, by the way compared to you guys,approaches warp speed.L确实是这四个里交女朋友最多的了。

生活大爆炸经典中英文台词

生活大爆炸经典中英文台词1. "Bazinga!" - Sheldon"霹雳！"-谢尔顿2. "I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested." - Sheldon"我没疯。

我妈妈给我做过测试。

"-谢尔顿"我不疯。

我妈妈给我做过三次测试。

"-谢尔顿4. "You can't deny it. There's something between us." - Leonard."你不能否认。

我们之间有其中一种感情。

"-莱纳德5. "Penny, fur is murder, but not delicious, delicious murder." - Sheldon"佩妮，毛皮是杀生，但非常美味的杀生。

"-谢尔顿6. "One can only assume there's a button that says 'Remind me I have a penis' and you just hit it." - Penny"人们只能猜测到你这样一个按键-‘提醒我我有一个生殖器’-你只需要按它即可。

"-佩妮7. "I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested. Although eclecticism is a sign of genius. Just ask my mother, she testifies to that statement." - Sheldon"我不疯。

我妈妈给我做过测试。

尽管博学是天才的标志，问问我妈妈，她会作证这种说法。

生活大爆炸_第一季_剧本台词_中英文对照1.06

一个聚会
-Penny: Yeah.
是的.
-Howard: A... "boy-girl" party
一个... "男孩-女孩" 聚会
-Penny: Well, there will be boys and there will be girls and it is a party, so...
对, 会有些男孩子。而且也会有女孩，并且它是一个聚会，所以......
-Penny: Sure.
当然
-Sheldon: What about comic books
那漫画书呢？
-Penny: Fine.
可以啊。
-Sheldon: Anime
日本动漫？
-Penny: of course.
当然当然。
-Sheldon: TV, film, D&D, manga, Greek gods, Roman gods, Norse gods...
-Sheldon: If I have to, I can demonstrate. Mew~
如果有必要,我可以示范。Mew~
-Leonard: Terrific.
完பைடு நூலகம்.
This party is my first chance for Penny to see me in the context of her social group, and...
嗯, 是吧.
-Leonard: Is there a theme
有没有什么主题
-Penny: Uh... Yeah, Halloween.
恩... 是啊, 万圣节.
-Sheldon: Yes, but are the costumes random, or genre-specific

生活大爆炸第一季(THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E11)字幕中英文对照打印版

不够格来玩三维国际象棋。你的速度或许更适合玩三维糖果盒游戏。这盘重来。这么多层都得我让你，还真丢脸阿。好，伙计们,你拿了我的邮件了？是，在这。内布拉斯加那边怎么样？比北达科他州强。我猜这笑话只有在内布拉斯加州才好笑。就目前的数据来说，你还不能得出这结论。你所能唯一确定的是这笑话在这儿不好笑。兄弟们，回来真好。你家人怎么样这趟旅行简直不能再糟了。一个周末下来家里人全病了。病了？又来了。什么病？我猜，就是流感吧。我不是要你猜，我要你确定。第一次出现症状是在什么时候？大概是周五。周五，上午还是下午？我…我不… 小姐，好好想想，是谁？在什么时候擦过鼻子？没事的，Sheldon。她没有任何症状，我确定她不会传染。拜托。如果流感只是在症状出现后才会感染，那它早该在几千年前就消失了。在开始使用石器工具和创作洞穴壁画的年代,能人们肯定会想方设法干掉流着鼻涕的家伙的。 Leonard，你要原谅 Sheldon，他有点病理恐惧。没关系，我能理解。谢谢你的照顾，现在请你离开。你最好趁他还没拿来沙尔来对着你喷的时候赶紧闪。好的，谢谢你替我拿邮件。小意思，欢迎回家。怎么了？你在瞎折腾什么啊我在进行咽拭子培养用酸橙果冻我需要一个生长培养基，而杏仁酸奶却被扫荡一空。过来，取一下我喉咙的样本。我不要。 Leonard 如果我要防患于未然，就得先知道我喉咙里长了些什么 Sheldon 你没生病.这实在是...不过你真没得病。
THE BIG BANG THEROY S01E11
-Sheldon: We have no idea what pathogen Typhoid Leonard has introduced into our environment. For having never been to Nebraska, I'm fairly certain that I have no corn-husking antibodies. -Leonard: Sheldon, don't you think you're overreacting -Sheldon: When I'm lying comatose in a hospital relying on inferior minds to cure me, these Jell-O cultures and my accompanying notes will give them a fighting chance. -Leonard: I'm going back to bed. -Sheldon: Wait. Put this in the bathroom. -Leonard: What for -Sheldon: I need to measure my fluid intake and output to make sure my kidneys aren't shutting down. -Leonard: I mixed pancake batter in this! -Sheldon: No, that measuring cup has always been for urine. -Leonard: You had time to make a label for everything in this apartment including the label maker, but you didn't have ten seconds to make one that said "urine cup" -Sheldon: It's right here on the bottom. -Leonard: Huh. I guess I owe the Betty Crocker Company a letter of apology. -Sheldon: Oh, dear God. Leonard! Leonard, I'm sick! Leonard, my comforter fell down, and my sinuses hurt when I bend over. -Sheldon: Leonard, where are you -Leonard: I'm at work. -Sheldon: At 6:30 in the morning -Leonard: Yes. -Sheldon: On Sunday -Leonard: Yes. -Sheldon: Why -Leonard: They asked me to come in. -Sheldon: I didn't hear the phone ring. -Leonard: They texted me. -Sheldon: Well, as I predicted, I am sick. My fever has been tracking up exponentially since 2:00 a.m., and I am producing sputum at an alarming rate. -Leonard: No kidding -Sheldon: No not only that, it has shifted from clear to milky green. -Leonard: All right, well, get some rest and drink plenty of fluids. -Sheldon: What else would I drink, gases, solids, ionized plasma -Leonard: Drink whatever you want. -Sheldon: I want soup. -Leonard: Then make soup. -Sheldon: We don't have soup. -Leonard: I'm at work, Sheldon. -Sheldon: Is that a dog -Leonard: Yes. -Sheldon: In the lab -Leonard: Yes. They're training dogs to operate the centrifuge for when they need dogs to operate the centrifuge for blind scientists. I have to go. -Old Lady: Howard, it's the phone! -Howard: I know it's the phone, Ma, I hear the phone! -Old Lady: Well, who's calling at this ungodly hour! -Howard: I don't know! -Old Lady: Well, ask them why they're calling at this ungodly

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