幽默英语笑话情景对话讲课稿

幽默英语笑话情景对话

经典对话一：

有一天，俺商店里来了个外国人买西餐料。他选好一样东西，俺就在计算器上摁出价钱给他看。当然俺有点不好意思了，而且俺还会句英语。

于是，俺就对他说：

“I am sorry”。

“I am sorry，too” 外国人回答。

“I am sorry three” 我道。

“What are you sorry for?” 外国人问。

“I am sorry five” 我说……

经典对话二：

男：Can I buy you a drink?（我可以为你买一杯饮料吗？）

女：Actually I''d rather have the money.（不必，我我宁愿留下那些钱。）

经典对话三：

男：this seat empty?（直译：这个座位是空的吧？）

女：Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.（是的，如果你坐下，我的座位就是空的。）

经典对话四：

男：Haven't I seen you some place before?（我好像以前在什么地方见过你？）

女：Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.（是的。这就是为什么我不再去那个地方的原因。）

经典对话五：

男：Will you go out with me this Saturday?（这个星期六你想跟我出去吗？）

女：Sorry. I''m having a headache this weekend.（抱歉。这个周末我头疼。）

男：Can I have your name?（直译：我能有你的名字吗？）

女：Why? Don't you already have one? （为什么？你不是已经有一个了吗？）

经典对话六：

男：I''m a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.（我是摄影师。我一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。）女：I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.（我是整形外科医生。我也一直在寻找一张像你这样的脸。）

经典对话七：

男：I think I could make you very happy.（我想我能让你非常快乐。）

女：Why? Are you leaving?（是吗？你是说你要离开？）

经典对话八：

1. TEACHER: George, go to the map and find North America.

GEORGE: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?

CLASS: George!

2. TEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I".

ELLEN: I is...

TEACHER: No, Ellen. We always say, "I am."

ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

3. TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other, what would I have?

CLASS: Big hands!

4. TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?

STUDENT: Yes, Sir.

TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?

STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.

5. TEACHER: In this box, I have a 10-feet snake.

SAMMY: You can't fool me, Teacher... snakes don't have feet.