六年级英语笑话

1、Teacher:Can you make a sentence with the word egg?

Student:Yes.I ate a piece of cake yesterday.

Teacher:Then where is the egg?

Student:In the cake,Sir.

2、A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic. Here is the situation, she said. a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yellin g for help. His wife hears the commotion, knows that he can't swim, and runs down to the bank. Why do you think she ran to the bank?

A girl raised her hand and asked, to draw out all of his savings? 小学四年级的教师正在给学生们上一堂逻辑课。她举了这么一个例子：有这样一种情况，一个男人在河中心的船上，突然失去重心掉进了水里。于是他开始挣扎并喊救命。他的妻子听到了他的喊声，知道他并不会游泳，所以她就急忙跑向河岸。谁能告诉我这是为什么？一个女生举手答道，是不是去取他的存款？

3、On the way home one night, I spotted some fresh-cut roses outside a florist's shop. After selecting a dozen and entering the shop, I was greeted by a young saleswoman. Are these for your wife, sir? she asked. Yes, I said.

For her birthday? she asked.

No, I replied. For your anniversary?

No, I said again. As I pocketed my change and headed toward the door, the young woman called out, I hope she forgives you.

4、Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party.

Mary: Why was that?

Mike: She wasn't wearing one.

5、A three-year-old boy took a three-year-old girl's hand and said: "I love you." The little girl said: "can you get me for the future?" The little boy said: "of course can, we're not one or two years old!"

6、 An old lady walked into a clothes shop.She asked the shop girl to let her have a look at a new drees.But the girl didn't say a word and she didn't move a little.The old lady asked the girl to herself,"I am too old to see well.I dont't know who is a model girl and who is a real girl."When she heard this,the real girl shouted at the old lady,"What?Did you call me a model one?"The old woman was very surprised."Oh,dear me."She said,"The model can speak.Then it must be a new kind of robot.

7、Teacher:Wht can fishes only live in the water?

Jack:Because there are lots of cats on the ground.cats on the ground 8、Policeman:I hope this is your last time.You know,I don'twant to see you here again.

Thief:Why?Are you going to change you job?

9、When my son was a high-school sophomore, he gota part-time job sacking groceries at a supermarket.He came home all smiles."How was your first day?" I asked."It was great, Dad," he replied. "I got to talk to somegood-looking girls."Since Stephen is not very talkative, I asked, "What did you say to them?""Do you prefer paper or plastic?"

10、A lady lost her purse in the bustle of Christmasshopping. It was found by an honest little boy andreturned to her.Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm...That's a funny. When I lost my bag there was a $20bill in it. Now there are twenty $1 bills."The boy quickly replied, "That's right, lady. The last time I found a lady's purse, she didn't haveany change for a reward."

11、It was Christmas and the judge was in a benevolentmood as he questioned the prisoner. "What are youcharged with?" he asked."Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied thedefendant."That's no offense," replied the judge, "How early were you doing this shopping?”"Before the store opened," countered the prisoner.

12、The preacher was vexed（生气的） because a certain member of his