《小屁孩日记》讲课课件
小屁孩日记英文原版
小屁孩日记英文原版Title: Diary of a Little Brat (English Original)Dear Diary,Today was another boring day at school. I can't stand my teachers;they're so mean and boring. Mr. Smith gave us a ton of homework, and I'm not going to do it. Why should I waste my time on stupid assignments?During recess, I played football with my friends. We were having so much fun until Miss Davis caught us and scolded us for being too loud. She is always ruining our fun. I wish she would disappear!After school, Mom made me do my homework. I hate studying, it's such a waste of time. But I have to do it, or else Mom will ground me. I finished my math homework quickly, but the science assignment was difficult. I couldn't understand anything, and I was so frustrated! I wish I had a tutor or something.In the evening, Dad took me to my soccer practice. I love playing soccer; it's the only thing I'm good at. I scored a goal today, and everyone cheered for me. It felt amazing! Maybe I should become a professional soccer player when I grow up.When we got home, Mom made my least favorite food for dinner –broccoli. Yuck! I hate veggies. I tried to hide them under the mashed potatoes, but Mom caught me. She said I have to eat them if I want dessert. I guess I have no choice.After dinner, I watched my favorite TV show. It's about superheroes saving the world. I wish I had superpowers. Then I could do whatever I want and no one could stop me. That would be awesome!Before going to bed, I snuck a candy bar from the kitchen. Mom always hides the good snacks, so I have to be sneaky. It was so delicious! I hope there's more tomorrow.Well, Diary, that's all for today. I'm tired, and I want to sleep. Tomorrow is another day of school, and I'm not looking forward to it. Goodnight!Yours,[Your Name]。
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小屁孩日记1一、教学内容本节课的教学内容选自人教版小学语文三年级下册第五单元第17课《小屁孩日记1》。
本课主要讲述了一个顽皮的小男孩在成长过程中的一些趣事，通过生动、幽默的语言，展示了小男孩的天真、可爱和调皮的一面。
二、教学目标1. 让学生了解和理解日记的含义和作用，培养学生写日记的习惯。
2. 通过学习本课，使学生能够正确、流利、有感情地朗读课文，感受小男孩的可爱和调皮。
3. 学会生字词，理解字词的意思，并能运用到实际情景中。
三、教学难点与重点重点：正确、流利、有感情地朗读课文，理解课文内容，学会生字词。
难点：理解日记的含义和作用，学会写日记。
四、教具与学具准备教师准备：PPT、黑板、粉笔、教学课件。
学生准备：课本、练习本、文具。
五、教学过程1. 情境导入：教师通过向学生展示一些小屁孩的图片，引导学生思考：你们觉得小屁孩是怎样的一个人？学生发表自己的看法。
2. 自主学习：学生自读课文，理解课文内容，遇到不认识的字词可以查阅字典。
3. 课堂讲解：教师引导学生学习生字词，解释字词的意思，并让学生试着用字词造句。
教师通过讲解课文，使学生了解日记的含义和作用。
4. 例题讲解：教师通过讲解一篇日记范文，让学生了解如何写日记，并指导学生如何将课文中的内容运用到日记中。
5. 随堂练习：学生根据课文内容，尝试自己写一篇日记。
教师对学生的日记进行评价和指导。
7. 课后作业：学生根据课堂所学，回家后尝试自己写一篇日记，并家长签字确认。
六、板书设计板书设计如下：小屁孩日记日记的含义和作用如何写日记课堂练习七、作业设计1. 根据课文内容，写一篇关于自己生活中的一件有趣的事情的日记。
答案：今天放学后，我和小明一起去公园玩。
我们玩了很多游戏，我最喜欢的是踢足球。
我们踢了很久，我终于进球了，我非常开心！2. 课后和家长一起阅读课文，讨论小屁孩的优点和缺点，并写在日记本上。
八、课后反思及拓展延伸课后教师要对自己的教学进行反思，看学生对日记的掌握情况，对教学方法进行调整，以提高学生的写作水平。
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小屁孩日记2Dairy of a Wimpy Kid2More Lame Seventh GradersGreg: Seventh grades. Sounds a lot better than sixth graders. Rodrick: This is a Greg thing, I don’t see why I had to come?Mom: Because, Rodrick, this is a family event and like or not, you are apart of Heffley family.Dad: Yes, and that we already paid for your ticket.Host: I’d like to give you a warm welcome to Westmore, seventh graders!New year school starting!Greg: Hi, Rowley.Rowley: Greg. Oh, look at thy Alacazam, Alaca…Zoo Wee Mama.Greg: What are you doing?Rowley: It’s a magic wand. You want to see a trick?Greg: Only if the trick is to make the thing disappear. Put it in your pocket.You don’t want to give away your best tricks in public.Rowley: So, how was your summer? That sounds pretty rough. Greg: The only good thing happened was that I finally got the cold past. Rowley: Who did you give it to?Greg: The new kid: Germin Pindel.Children: Kaastic!Fregley: Hey, guys. Anyone for pizza?Rowley: Thanks, Fregley.Fregley: You know, I can’t believe people. They just get good food lyingaround. I will save that…for later.Greg: Let’s skate.Teen: Oh, dork alert.Greg: Rowley, don’t just pulling me down. Who is that?Chirag: Her name is Holly Hills. She just moved here. Greg: Whatgrade she is?Chirag: Seven. She is an All-star soccer player, has doneprofessionalmodelling and was a sixth grade class president. She moved here from Oregon because her father got a big promotion. They drive a hybrid SUV, live on the nor th side of the town…in a cul-de-sac near a park.What? I googled her. She is a picture of loveliness, isn’t she?Rowley: She is almost as pretty as my mom.Chirag: She is going to be very popular.Greg: Please, everyone, sit down. We have our seats.Holly: Excuse me.Greg: What?1Holly: I said: Excuse me. You are blocking the exit.Greg: Sorry.Holly: That’s okay.Chirag: I am Chirag Gupta and I’m single.Holly: My name is…Chirag: We know exactly who you are. Holly Hills of 432 Embury Lane.G reg: No, we do not know you are. We’ve no idea who you are.Holly: Ok, well, I think I’m gonna go skating now.Chirag: Please congratulate your father on his promotion for me…Greg: “We know exactly who you are?” You trying to scare her?Chirag: Doesn’t really matter. A girl like that is out of your league anyway,Greg.Greg: She’s new. She is not anyone’s league yet. She does not know thesocial packing were. If there is ever a time for me to make a move, it’snow.Rodrick: Hey, Greg, you break a leg or something, so we can leave. Thatwill never happen. Not a chance. There is no way that girl will ever talkto you.Greg: Oh, yeah, well, I just talked her and we probably staking later. Rodrick: Really? Ok. See that clock? They play slow song at the top of everyhour for couple skate. If you are so confident…ask her to skate.Greg: Maybe I will.Rodrick: What’re you waiting for, fool wimp? You the man.Greg: Look, we can get out to Holly, and be standing right next to her whenthe clock changes. Then I can ask her to skate and she will have to sayyes.Rowley: I don’t know about that.Mom: Oh, honey, hi. Remember when we were young like this, when we used to dance, go to parties, things like this?Greg: I’m going in. Cover me.Host: All rockers and handcore skaters off the rink. Unless you’re lookingfor love. It’s time for couple skate.Greg: I’m making my move.DJ: Stop. Enough of that, totally. Who is ready to rock? Holly: Come on. Let’s get out of here.Rowley: What can we do?Greg: Stay calm. All we can do is just staying here. Rowley, hang on. Mom: Greg Heffley, this is your mother. Everything is going to be ok. Staywhere you are and your father is going to come rescue you. I repect.Everything is going to be ok. Ok, here he comes. Here he comes. Heison his way.Greg: Dad. I know, I know.Mom: Ok. Everyone, go back to skate.Greg: You are all right?2Rodrick: Hey Romeo, how did you go with the new girl?A girl: You ruined my birthday. You jerk.Greg: Owe! That hurts.Let me start by saying that having a brother is really overrated. Rowley always says he wishes he had a brother. What do I wish I couldget him one of mine. I’ve looked into it, and unfortunately it is not legal. I mean Manny has been telling on me ever since he was able to speak. Manny: Buddy did it. Buddy did it. Bubby did it.Mom: Greg!And Rodrick is the king of laziness. Except when he comes totorturing me. My mum has started running an advice column for the local paper. She wrote an article last week about how your brothers will always be there for you. Well, that’s exactly what I’m afraid of.Manny: Hey, buddy.Greg: Gotta go, mom.Rodrick: Later, mom.Dad: See you, honey.Mom: Wait. Wait. Hold on a second. I need a moment for a family meeting.Now your father and I have been talking. Things between two of you had really got out of handRodrick: Can I just say…Mom: You may not realize it now…but having a brother is one of the mostimportant relationships of your life. I mean one day you can be uncleGreg and uncle Rodrick to each other’s kids. That is important. So youneed to get to know each other.Greg and Rodrick: What?Mom: You need to spend more time together.Rodrick: What?Mom: That’s why I come up with a new program…that’s going to rewardyou for spending time together. I’m calling it: Mum Bucks.Rodrick: You paying us with fake money?Mom: Yes. For every hour you spend together…without fighting, forexample, let’s say…you give Greg a drum lesson, you each earn a mumbuck. You can then trade it for a one real dollar. So to start you off, I’mgiving you each five mun bucks. Now if you’re smart, you will save upyour mum bucks.Rodrick: Can I cash out now?Mom: Well, Rodrick, if you say…Rodrick: But can I cash out?Mom: Yes, but…Rodrick: I want to cash out.Mom: Frank?Dad: I know.Mom: Ok. Yes, you can. We should get going, because you don’t want to be3late for school, right? Let’s go. Ok. All right.Rodrick: This mum bucks thing is a goldmine. Better not ruin it for me.Most kids hate it when summer ends but I have to say…right now school starting is pretty good.Patty: Welcome back. Welcome back.Rowley: It’s nice not to be the new kids this year. Greg: I know,look at the tiny sixth-graders. Chirag: I’m so glad that’s not me this year.A student: Just little higher.Rowley: Oh, Greg, look who’s in our class.This was my chance. If I can sit next to Holly…I’d have the whole year to show her how great I am.Patty: No way, Greg Heffley. This is my s eat. Greg: No, it’s not. I was here first. It’s mine. Let go.Patty: You know I’m stronger than you. Greg Heffley. Don’t let me beat youup again.Greg: Let’s get it straight. I was sick and there was something inmy eye.Mr.Draybrick: I never had students so eager to start the school year.What’s going on?Greg and Patty: This is my seat.Mr.Draybrick: Ok, let’s start again. What are your names? Patty:Patty Farrell two Rs, two Ls.Greg: Greg Heffley.Mr.Draybrick: Greg Heffley. Would you be related to Rodrick Heffley?I’vegot my eye on you, Heffley.There is no way to escape.Greg: It’s unbelievable. Even at school, Rodrick can ruin my life. Rowley: Xu, he might hear you.Greg: No, watch.Rowley: Holy cow?Greg: He once slept through an entire day.Reporter: Do you have an amazing talent that you’d like to share? TodayPlainview city councillors announced a brand-new local contest:Plainview’s Most Talented.Rowley: Hey, Greg, maybe we can…Rodrick: Can’t you shout, head cheese.Television: Westmore is absolutely pack to the roof. The top prizeis,1000and of course the admiration of your friends and neighbours. Rodrick: This is huge. I have to call the band. We gonna to practice. This is going to be a big break.Mom: Wait a second. Aren’t you forgetting something?Rodrick: What? I showered yesterday. Smell.4Mom: Ok, ok, ok. We agreed that you give a drum lesson to Greg. Greg: You were serious?Mom: Who knows? If you guys really like it and maybe we can form a family band.Rod rick says he’s a professional musician, but…as far as I know, the onlymoney he made was when dad digged five boki to stop him playing. Greg: When can we play the real drums?Rodrick: Like I’d ever let you touch them. Watch and learn.Rowley: Hey, I was thinking we should enter the talent show. I can do mymagic act and you could be my assistant.Greg: Assistant? No way. Doing magic tricks is bad enough. Assisting theguy doing the tricks…I never make it the eight grade.Greg: What?Rowley: Hey, a cookie.Greg: Manny, what have you done?Manny: I’m only three.Mom: What’s going on? What did you do to him?Greg: Nothing, he ruined my video game.Mom: He doesn’t do nothing on purpose. Did you, honey?Manny: No. I didn’t.Mom: No, he didn’t. He i s only three.Manny: I’m only three.Mom: Ok, let’s go, sweetie. Want another cookie?It’s so unfair. I have Rodrick making my life miserable on one side…Mannyattacking me from the other. And I am the only one who seemed to be blamed by anything. Wondering how would it be to have a family thatreally loves me?A woman: Little boy…We are a very rich couple with no children with somuch love to share. Don’t you want to be a part of our family?A man: Finally! Someone I can leave my billions to.Greg: India? Why would you go there?Rowley: India is fascinating. It is the jewel of Southeast Asia. Chirag: My father has business to take care of. So he is taking the wholefamily.Fregley: Can you bring back a cobra, I will take it to dance? Malone: Wake up. What are you guys doing over there? Get the ball! Get the ball! Oh, kick it.Student: Kick it!Malone: Patty Farrell. You are the man! Nice run, Heffley, you just have towork on the direction.Rowley: Wow, Holly Hills is better than Price and he is an All-Star. Chirag: Well, I’m sure soccer skills will leave a great impression on her. Go5straight for it.Greg: Ill see. When you come back from India, she will be hanging out withme.Chirag: I would love it to be true, Greg. It will provide hope for us smallerboys everywhere. But girls like that don’t hang out with guys like us.Rowley: So listen, you are not going to be worried about be in my magicalshow anymore. I got Scottie from my karate class to be my assistant. Greg: Scottie, isn’t he like eight?Rowley: He will be eight.Rodrick: Get in.Greg: Why? What are you doing here?Rodrick: Mum said she would pay me money if I would drive you home from school.Greg: We’d rather walk.Rodrick: Get in! Now!Greg: Where are the seats?Rodrick: I need the room for my new equipment.Greg: How did you achieve the money for that?Rodrick: You know…mum bucks.Greg: There is no way. He only earn, like five…Rodrick: We need to figure out a song to play for the talent contest. Rodrick’s friend: Easy, there was Diper.Rodrick: A ballad? Really do? We get a list of men on the seats. Rodrick’s friend: I got it.Rodrick and Rodrick’s friend: Exploding Diper!Greg: Slow down.This mum bucks thing isn’t working out. Now Rodrick can get paidfor beating me up.Greg: Mom, why are you writing about me again? It’s embarrassing.Mom: Teaching your child the important of honesty.Greg: It’s embarrassing.Mom: What? You know how important honesty is to me. And Rowley, good news. I called your mom. And she gives her permission for you tocometo Rock Rapids next weekend.Greg: Two days on the biggest water slides in the world. It’s gonna begreat.Rowley: Thank you, Mrs.Heffley, but I think I like to stay home and practice my magic act. I just want perfect my art.Greg: Come on. Let’s go upstairs. Mom, can I use your computer for homework?Mom: For homework, right?Greg: Yeah, definitely. Homework only.Manny: I’m sorry, buddy.6Greg: What is this?Mom: It’s a gift from Manny. He ma de it for you because he wants to say hewas sorry for breaking your video game. Is not that cute? Greg: It looks dangerous. What if I sat on that?Mom: Greg, what are you doing? Tell Manny you love this gift.Greg: You’re so lucky, don’t have any broth ers.Rowley: You’re kind like my brother. And shouldn’t we be lookingup thingsfor your 100 years ago assignment?Greg: She looks like she was 100 years old.Rowley: I hope she is ok. She sounds pretty hurt.Greg: Are you kidding me? She is famous an d I heard she’s a millionaire. Iwould love to be her. You do know she was faking it? Rowley: Really?Greg: Of course. Anyone can be an internet sensation. We could. Rowley: I’m listening.Greg: You just have to work with what you have got. Ok. Three, two, one.Fall. It looks fake. It has to look real.Rowley: But how do I fake it if I’m actually falling back?Greg: Maybe you need a costume so people notice you. Oh, wear thisonyour head. Now do it again.Rowley: Why can’t you be the one who falls backwards on chair? Greg: Because I’m not the one wearing the underwear on my head. Rowley: WhenI broke my arm, that didn’t fell good actually…Greg: I can’t believe that you sat on the tinfoil ball. We gonna be rich. Mom: Ok, Rowley, hold still. Wait. My computer was supposed to be forhomework only. You lied to me and you know how I feel about that. Greg: Mom, from now on, I will be 100 percent honest.Well, that lasted about a week. Mom didn’t appreciate the complete honest version of me.Heffleys: Happy birthday, grandpa.Grandpa: Next year I want a chocolate cake.Greg: That is if you are alive next year.Mom: Greg.Greg: Honest, mom. Mom, that is Mrs.Gillman from the PGA. Mom: Tell her I’m not here.Greg: That would be lying, and…I don’t do that anymore. I’m sorry, Mrs.Gillman but my mom isn’t in the house right now.On weekends I try to stay as far away from my brothers as possible. But on Sunday morning, I have no choice.Manny: Poop.Mom: Greg, that looks like a candy bar,7Greg: Manny!Mom: Frank, you gonna to do something.Dad: Yes.Greg: Dad, stop it.Dad: Almost done. Let me see. You are fine. Can’t even tell.Greg: I’m not going in with the poop smear on my pants.Mom: You can’t skip church.Greg: No, I’m going in like thi s.Mom: Fine.Dad: What are you doing? Go.Priest: Please be seated. Let me say just how gratifying to see so manysmiling faces here today. Others…Dad: Ok, come on, Greg.Greg: Everyone will see the sweater.Dad: People are looking. Ok. So, come o n. Let’s go.A girl: Poop! He has pooped his pants!Greg: No, it’s not what it looks like. It isn’t. it’s chocolate. Chocolate. See?Mom: What did I said about being civil to one another? That’s all I asked ofyou. You have ruined a big time. Never been more embarrassed.Everyone we know was there. I have no idea how can I write my column this week. I feel like complete blocked. These have brought I onyourselves. You can kiss Rockin Rapids goodbye. You two will stayhereall wenkend and work out yo ur differences. And if you don’t, I will. Andtrust me, you do not want any part of that. Do you understand? Greg and Rodrick: Yes. Yes. Yes.Mom: Let’s go.Dad: And don’t have anybody come over this weekend. Got it? Rodrick: Party at my place.Greg: Snacks in the bowls, ice in the freezer, cups on the table. Your partybetter be good.Rodrick: Our party, little bro. Wait. We need chairs from the basement. Greg: For what?Rodrick: In case we want to play musical chairs.Greg: I have not play musical chairs since the second grade. Rodrick: Well. It comes back when you hit high school. Wait, you get the chairs. I don’t want anyone to be disappointed, right?Greg: Ok.Greg: Rodrick. Help, the door is closed.Rodrick: Yes, and it’s staying closed. I don’t want middleschooller ruin myparty.Greg: What? I thought it was our party?Rodrick: It’s my party. Now keep quiet, or I will turn on the dryer. Greg: Rodrick!8Rowley: And that’s magic. Jefferson residence. Rowley speaking. Greg: Rowley, I need your help. Now.Rowley: Holy Pepperoni.Greg: Get inside, open the door, let me out. Yes, you did it. Rodrick: It’s really nice try, buddy. But what ever you thought (I)alreadythinked it. When our band is huge, we will have parties every night.But the we backstage parties.Rodrick’s friend: So we will get to go the backstage. Rodrick: You! Don’t touch that phone. Music stop. Everyone freeze. Freeze.Anyone makes a sound, the party is over. And I’m a dead man. So, xu.Damn! Quiet. Man. Back. Hello.Mom: Rodrick, It’s mom. Is everything okay? It took a long for youtoanswer.Rodrick: Yes, everything is fine. I was just washing dishes. Mom: Ok, honey, I just wanted to check and to say I love you…and I’m sorry I was so hash early.Rodrick: No problem. Bye.Mom: Now let me say goodnight to Greg.Rodrick: Greg. Oh, oh. He can’t. He is asleep. I don’t want towake him.Greg: No, not really, I’m right here. Hi, mom. Hi, Rodrick.Mom: Hi, sweetie, is everything okay? Why were you sleeping so early? Greg: Well, actually I wasn’t sleeping. I’m down in the basement.Rodrick: The basement. What the heck are you doing down there? Would not you rather be here with me?Greg: Yes, I would, Rodrick. Why don’t you come down and get me?Now! Mom: I think they are trying to get along.Dad: That’s good.Rodrick: Ok, everything is good here right, Greg? Greg: Yeah, mom, and I have your number if I need you. Mom: Ok, sweetie, see you tomorrow. Good night.Rodrick: Listen up…if you do anything that embarrasses me…anything! Atall, I will…Greg: You will what?Rodrick: Just stay out of my way. Nerds.Rowley: I think we should go upstairs.Greg: Are you kidding me? We might not go to another high schoolpartyfor another five years. We even have an opportunity here to seethingsthat no other kid in our grade has ever seen before. Rowley: Like what?Greg: Teenage things. Just follow my lead and we’ll be fine.Rowley: That was a closed one.Greg: I didn’t know you could get up there?Rodrick: You should hear my band. We play so loud that actually make people’s ears bleed. I mean: not really.9Rowley: I think your brother likes her.The girl: I have to go, find my friend.Rodrick: Yeah, yeah, I know.Rodrick: Reminder! You can’t call if you’re dead.Rodrick’s friend: This party is high. Look, the girls are into it. They wannadance. If you do not ask them to dance, they can leave and you just bethe guy held a party without girls. Go ask the girls to dance. Rodrick: You ask them.Rodrick’s frien d: No, man, you go, ask the girls to dance. Rodrick: You almost did it. I’ve seen you dance.Rowley: Did anybody say dance? Break and dance! Greg: Rowley, no. Don’t.Rodrick: He is dead.Rodrick’s friend: No, man. You can’t. That will make the girlsfre ak out. Greg: I won’t call mom if you kill me…Rowley: Conga!Rodrick: What is he doing?Rodrick’s friend: Who cares? I’m going to dance next to Rachel.Greg: This is great.Rowley: I know. I wish my mom was here. Your parents are so coolthisparty is here.Greg: Yes, really cool. They can never know.Phone: Hi, you reach the Heffley residence. Please leave a message. Mom: Hey, guys. Manny is sick, so we’re on our way home. See you in an hour.Greg: You are in so much trouble.Rodrick: Me? You lied as much as I did to mom. And you know how she feels about lying. She can kill both of us.Greg: You do the living room, I will start the kitchen. Go! Rodrick: Go! The front yard.Greg: Looks good.Rodrick: Too good. Now the kitchen.Greg: Maybe we can paint over it?Rodrick: I do not know how to make paint.Greg: I got it.Rodrick: See, it’s a good thing I locked you down. Let’s go.Greg: We can’t make it.Rodrick: We can make it. See, told you, Greg.Greg: Rodrick. The bathroom door, the door has a lock on it. The old onehas a lock on it. That’s doesn’t. We are dead when they find out…Mom: Greg.Dad: Hi, guys.Greg: Hey, mom. Dad.10Rodrick: How’s Manny? He is feeling better? Poor little guy.Dad: Yeah, he is doing ok.Mom: Wow, the house looks pretty good. I was expecting a real mess. Wholet a cookie on the carpet?Dad: So who came over this weekend?Rodrick: What? Nobody. You said nobody. Dad. No, means no, right? Dad: Good boy. So you guys just hanged out, had a good time together? Rodrick: Yeah. Actually. You know, I never thought to admit this, but we had a pretty great time together.Mom: Really?Greg: Yeah. Surprised me, too.Mom: So you just worked it out by yourselves?Rodrick: Yeah, I guess. I don’t know, mum. Do m ake big deal aboutit,please.Mom: Ok, ok. But nothing, nothing makes me happier than to see you twobeing friends, right Frank?Dad: Yeah.Mom: Ok. Let’s go upstairs. Time for a nap.Dad: What! You guys got some you wanna tell me?Rodrick: No.Dad: What was General Grant doing on the thermostat?Rodrick: I have no idea.Dad: No idea? No idea, huh? These, these off limit. No touch. They are nottoys, they are fediurants!Rodrick: We get to keep them away from the bathroom.Greg: For the next ten years?Rodrick: Listen to me. No matter what they ask you and no matter how hard they push…deny, deny, deny, even if they figure it out. Never, everadmit anything. Deny, deny, deny. Got it?Greg: Got it. Deny, deny, deny.Rowley: Sounds to me, lik e lie, lie, lie. I wish you haven’t told me.Greg: Don’t you understand? Rodrick isn’t beating me up anymore.Rowley: How could they not notice that the lock is gone? Greg: Please, they are like forty. They can barely remember our names. Chirag: Hi, Greg, I’ve returned from halfway around the world. And I can see that you even didn’t get closer to Holly Hills. I think your elderbrother was right about you. You have no game.You know what, I’d like Chirag a lot better when he was in India. Greg: Man, I shall miss Chirag. When would he come back? It’s almost I can feel his presence.Chirag: What are you talking about? Here I am.Greg: Did you just hear something? No, nothing. Well, better go to class.Chirag would have wanted that way.11Chirag: You may be able to dominateme physically, Greg Heffley, but mentally I am the more muscular.It is official on.Greg: Hi, Rowley.Rowley: Hey.Rodrick: Does he know about the D-O-R-E? The door.Greg: Yes, don’t worry. I already told him, deny, deny, d eny.Dad: Hi, Rowley, what you do? Was there a lock on this door? I must losemy marbles.Rowley: I can’t take this pressure. I’m leaving.Mom: Ok, everyone. Dinner time.Rodrick: Actually, mom, I have to skip dinner.Mom: Why?Rodrick: I have got the most important meeting in my life tonight. Dad: Did you say you have a meeting? Like, for like a job? Rodrick: Kind of. I’m meeting with the best guitar player of Plainview. And he is in between bands. And if I get him in Loded Diper, thenwinningthe talent show is a lock. I mean, you will like him, dad. He is a realprofessional like you.Mom: Be supportive.Rodrick: That’s him. I’ll get that.Bill: Oh, man. I barely made it here. Your address has so many numbers. Rodrick: Ok, Bill, I think we sh ould…Bill: Well. Do I smell pork roast?Bill Walter is most likely to be a rock star when he was in high school. But that hasn’t really work out.Rodrick: We really should go.Dad: Sit. So, Bill, Rodrick tells me that you are a professional musician, sothat means you earn enough to make a living?Bill: Oh, yeah. Well enough if you live in your parents’ basement. Myparents are really supportive. Respect your parents, boys. Rowley: Hey, that’s what Joshie says.Dad: Doesn’t sound like a cakewalk.Bill: No.Dad: Don’t you tell Rodrick, give him a picture of how challenging it canreally be.Bill: No, it’s really hard. First of all, there is no home cooked meals likethis.Dad: What? Really?Bill: Yeah. No, on the road, it’s all burgers, fries and pizzas. And then yougonna deal with the fans. Especially the girls. No, it’s, it’s definitely notfor everyone. But if you like rocking deep into night and party in theheart all day…then that might be the life for you.12Rodrick: It’s definitel y for me.Greg: It does sound fun. But what if you don’t play musical instrument?Bill: Loded Diper always need lodeds.Rodrick: So, you joining the band?Bill: Yeah, brother. I’m in. Let’s rock.Rowley: I think I might brought too much stuffs. Greg: Let’s just see how many views our video has got. Must gonna bethousands. Maybe millions. Four? We only got four browsers? Rowley: Greg, I can’t lie to your parents about the party. I never lie. Joshie says lie hurts everyone.Mom: Guess who wants to join the big boys sleepover? Manny: Manny. Manny.Greg: Mom, no, he will ruin it.Mom: He just wanted to come and say hello to Rowley. And Rowley’s mother brought over some healthy snacks and a DVD that she thought was appropriate. Enjoy your candy bars. Boys.Greg: Andy’s Magic Cushion. Let’s start with that. Or should we watch TheFoot?Rowley: What if she comes back in and asks about the party? Greg: You needs relax. How about some healthy snacks? Actress: We shouldn’t be here, just can’t let ourselves into stranger’s home.Actor: The place is empty. Nobody’s gonna mind. Hooh. Look at his face. Actress: What happened to his foot? It sounded like someone was hoping. Actor: I’m telling you it’s nothing. It’s just your imagination. Did you kickme?Actress: You know, you really need to cut your toenails. Actor: What did you say?Rowley: Turn it off. Turn it off.Greg: Ok, because you’re scared. Just go to sleep.Rowley: I wish we watched Andy’s Magic Cushion.Mom: I love this movie, Frank. Don’t y ou just love this movie?Dad: He picks the housekeeper over the supermodel? Mom: I know.Rowley: Ah! It is coming! The foot is coming! Ah!Mom: Greg, is there something you want to say to Rowley and his father? Greg: I’m sorry for choosing an inappropri ate movie for the sleepover. Atleast nobody got hurt this time.Rowley: I am little bird. I’m a little bird. My knee broke.Greg: What?Manny: Mommy. Look.13Mom: Mommy is looking. Mommy is looking a thousand times. Mommyjust needs to go to the potty for one minute.Greg: Oh. No. No. No.Mom: What the heck? Where is the lock? Weird.Mom: Rodrick, could you come here, please? What happened to the lock? Rodrick: I don’t know what you are talking about?Mom: There was a lock on this door.Rodric k: I don’t think so.Mom: Rodrick, I have lived in this house for ten years and I’ve locked thatdoor ten thousands times, because sometimes it’s my only moment for privacy of the day. And there was a lock on the door. Rodrick: There wasn’t. Trust me. G reg has walked in on me like a million times…and if there was a lock, I would use it. In fact, maybe you shouldput one on.Mom: So that’s your story? There was never a lock and you have no ideawhat I’m talking about?Rodrick: Yes.Mom: Fine. I will just go to your brother and ask the same thing. Greg, twowords: bathroom! Door!Greg: It was Rodrick. He held a party. Some one ruined the door, so we hadto change it.Mom: I knew it. I knew it.Greg: No, mom, I was exaggerating a little bit. It wa sn’t a party. It was。
小屁孩日记内容简介英文加中文
小屁孩日记内容简介英文加中文"Diary of a Wimpy Kid" is a popular book series written by Jeff Kinney. The story revolves around a middle school boy named Greg Heffley and his daily struggles with friends, family, and the challenges of adolescence. The series has been praised for its humor and relatable depiction of the awkwardness of growing up.《小屁孩日记》是由杰夫·金尼创作的一本畅销书系列。
故事围绕着一个中学男孩格雷格·赫夫利以及他在朋友、家人和青春期挑战中的日常奋斗展开。
这个系列因其幽默和对成长尴尬的刻画而受到赞扬。
Greg is often portrayed as a self-absorbed and lazy character who frequently finds himself in embarrassing situations. His best friend, Rowley Jefferson, contrasts Greg with his optimistic and carefree nature. The dynamic between the two friends creates much of the humor and heart of the series.格雷格经常被描绘为一个自私懒惰的角色，经常陷入尴尬的境地。
他的最好朋友罗利·杰弗逊与格雷格形成鲜明对比，他乐观无忧的性格。
两位朋友之间的动态创造了这个系列的许多幽默和温情。
小屁孩日记 套装12册
《小屁孩日记：套装12册》的目录设计具有清晰、易于理解、节奏感强、层 次感鲜明、连贯性好以及教育意义丰富等特点。这些特点使得这套书不仅成为了 一部优秀的儿童文学作品，同时也成为了许多家庭和学校推荐的阅读材料。
作者简介
作者简介
这是《小屁孩日记：套装12册》的读书笔记，暂无该书作者的介绍。
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《小屁孩日记》这套书，像是一个奇特的魔法盒，里面充满了欢笑、趣味和 奇思妙想。它以第一人称的视角，引领我们走进美国乃至世界儿童的日常生活和 情感世界。这套书一共包含了12册，每一册都充满了新鲜、独特的故事情节，令 人捧腹大笑的也带给我们深深的思考。
这套书最引人注目的地方在于其富有喜剧性的文字和图画。作者以轻松、幽 默的笔触，描绘了孩子们在成长过程中所经历的各种趣事和糗事。这些故事不仅 让我们看到了孩子们天真无邪的一面，也让我们回想起自己小时候那些无忧无虑 的日子。而那些生动、有趣的插图，更是为整个故事增色不少，使得这套书更加 具有吸引力。
还有一段非常有趣的摘录，是关于主人公和他的哥哥之间发生的一件趣事： “哥哥真是个傻瓜！他居然想教我游泳，但他自己却连游泳都不会！他一直在那 里比划着各种动作，但我一直不停地往下沉。还是妈妈发现了我们的窘态，赶紧 过来救了我们。”这段摘录让人忍俊不禁，展现了家庭中的温馨和幽默。
以上就是《小屁孩日记：套装12册》中的一些精彩摘录。这本书通过幽默风 趣的语言和生动有趣的故事情节，让读者感受到了青少年的生活、情感和成长历 程。无论是刚刚开始上学的孩子，还是已经步入青春期的青少年，都可以从这本 书中找到自己的影子，感受到成长的美好与不易。
内容摘要
这些价值观在故事中被巧妙地融入，使得读者在享受阅读的乐趣的也能够思考人生的意义和价值。 《小屁孩日记：套装12册》是一部非常优秀的儿童文学作品，它通过幽默风趣的语言和生动有趣 的故事情节，吸引了读者的眼球，让人在阅读中获得了许多乐趣和启示。这套书适合所有年龄段 的读者阅读，无论是孩子还是成年人，都能够从中获得有益的启示和感悟。
小屁孩日记简要概括
小屁孩日记简要概括第一篇嘿，亲爱的小伙伴们！今天来跟你们聊聊《小屁孩日记》。
这书里的主人公呀，就是个超级有趣的小屁孩。
他叫格雷，一天到晚那脑子里的想法就跟放烟花似的，噼里啪啦没个停。
格雷在学校的日子那叫一个热闹。
老师有时候被他气得够呛，同学们也跟着他一起闹翻天。
他的成绩嘛，时好时坏，每次考试前都紧张得要命，心里默默祈祷能有个好运气。
在家里，他和哥哥弟弟也是天天斗智斗勇。
爸爸妈妈被他们几个小家伙折腾得头都大了，可又拿他们没办法。
格雷还有一群好朋友，他们一起干过好多让人哭笑不得的事儿。
比如偷偷去探险，结果差点迷路；一起想办法赚钱，结果弄巧成拙。
不过，别看格雷总是调皮捣蛋，他也有自己的小心思和烦恼呢。
他渴望被理解，渴望能自由自在地做自己想做的事儿。
总的来说，《小屁孩日记》就是把一个孩子成长中的那些快乐、烦恼、尴尬、惊喜都一股脑儿地展现了出来，让人读着读着就忍不住笑出声，还能想起自己小时候的那些事儿。
怎么样，是不是觉得挺有意思？第二篇嗨呀，朋友们！今天跟你们讲讲《小屁孩日记》。
这故事里的小屁孩格雷，简直就是个活宝。
他的生活那叫一个丰富多彩，充满了各种好玩的事儿。
先说学校里，他可不是个乖乖学生。
上课的时候，他的心思常常不知道飞到哪儿去了，不是偷偷画个小画，就是和同桌传个纸条。
老师提问的时候，他就开始心里打鼓，祈祷别叫到自己。
还有那些校园活动，运动会上他跑起来像个小旋风，可结果却不尽人意，自己还觉得挺委屈。
回到家里，和兄弟姐妹相处也不省心。
抢玩具、争电视，吵吵闹闹没个完。
但有时候又会团结起来，一起对付爸妈的“家规”。
格雷的假期也特别有意思。
出去旅游的时候，总会遇到一些稀奇古怪的事情，不是迷路了，就是把东西弄丢了。
他的那些小心思也特别逗，想要新玩具，就想尽办法讨好爸妈；做错事怕被骂，就想方设法掩盖。
《小屁孩日记》把孩子的世界描绘得栩栩如生，让我们看到了一个真实又可爱的小屁孩的成长历程。
怎么样，听我说完，是不是也想去看看这本书啦？。
七色狐注音读物：小屁孩日记
七色狐注音读物：小屁孩日记一个叫做小屁孩的孩子，和家人一起生活在一个美丽的国家。
他每天早晨都会起床，然后他会和家人一起吃早餐，享受家庭的温暖。
然后小屁孩斗志昂扬地去上学，他总是用自己最好的状态准备书本，准备学习新的知识和技能。
小屁孩上课的时候总是特别用功，老师们都很喜欢小屁孩，他们觉得小屁孩是一个非常有潜力的学生。
每次考试的时候，小屁孩总是认真研究书本，给老师留出最好的印象。
在放学后，小屁孩会去做许多有趣的事情，他会去到公园玩耍、观看动物表演、聆听音乐会。
小屁孩还经常会和朋友们一起去参观新的地方，学习新的文化，或者参加社会服务活动。
除此之外，小屁孩也很喜欢去看演出，他喜欢看舞蹈和戏剧的演出。
有时他也会加入到演出中去，表演自己喜欢的舞蹈，他拥有优秀的舞蹈技巧。
小屁孩还喜欢尝试自己去做新的事情，他跟着维生素乐园的老师们学习了不同的技艺，比如拉丁舞、绘画和编织等等。
一天，小屁孩收到一个神奇的信，来自七色狐，这只狐狸请求小屁孩参加一项特殊的比赛中。
小屁孩很兴奋，他立刻答应了这个挑战，义无反顾地参加了这项比赛，来证明自己的能力。
小屁孩的比赛是“七色狐注音读物”，任务是要求参赛者能够读出不同的注音，并以正确的形式写出来。
小屁孩用尽自己的智慧，努力研究各种注音，运用他学到的文字技能以及掌握的拉丁舞技巧去完成任务，不断地给自己提高要求，最终顺利完成了比赛，赢得了七色狐比赛的胜利！小屁孩在比赛中的成功给他带来了巨大的鼓舞，他开始更加自信地去尝试新事物。
他知道只要自己努力，任何梦想都可以实现！小屁孩的成长过程真的令人鼓舞，他可以收获到很多，取得了很大的进步，也增长了不少经验。
他的努力和毅力是值得所有人学习的，也是当代孩子们精神食粮！。
小屁孩日记
小屁孩日记小屁孩日记1假日里，我读了一本叫《小屁孩日记》这本书，这是一个美国中学男生的日记，他狡黠、风趣，自恋、胆小爱出风头、喜欢懒散。
他为自己的瘦小个子而苦恼，老是会担心被同班的大块头欺负、会感慨“为什么分班不是按个头分而是按年龄分？”这是他心里的小自卑，可是另一方面呢，他又为自己的脑瓜比别比别人灵光而沾沾自喜，心里嘲笑同班同学是笨蛋，老想投机取巧。
他喜欢玩电子游戏，可是他爸爸常常把他赶出家去，好让他多活动一下，结果他跑到朋友家里继续打游戏，然后在回家的路上用别人家的喷水器弄湿身子，扮成一身大汗的样子。
这本书让我懂了一些道理，人们总想对生活中的一切事情贴上个“好”或“坏”的标签，要是找不出它实在可见的好处，它就一定是“坏”，是没有价值的，生活就像一个蜜糖罐子，我们是趴大桌子边踮高脚尖伸出手，眼巴巴地瞅着罐子的糖果。
翻开这本书后，我每次笑声与下一次笑声之间停顿不超过五分钟，一是因为格雷满脑子的鬼主意和诡辩，实在让我忍俊不禁；二是因为我还能毫不费劲地明白他的想法，一下子就捕捉到格雷的逻辑好笑在哪里，然后会心一笑，什么时候你也要看看，你会喜欢的。
小屁孩日记2今天我读完了《小屁孩日记》这本书。
主人公是：米多。
他很幽默，很调皮，不过作业完成的挺好的。
他最喜欢他的班主任，最讨厌的是校长，因为班主任很漂亮，所以米多才喜欢班主任。
校长的脾气很凶，所以米多不喜欢校长。
他很搞笑，在学校发生了不少事，来看一下吧!有一次：大家选班长，老师说：“让大家来投票，那样才公平。
”投票开始了，米多得的票最多，可是老师没选米多当班长，并问大家，我们要选学习好，能给我们带好榜样的同学。
这事王天天站起来说：“米多说我们选他他就给我们巧克力豆吃。
”对呀全班同学说：还有的说：“你还欠我好几包巧克力豆呢。
到最后老师选卜一葫当班长。
这个故事告诉我们：要当上班长，要靠自己去努力，要从学习，班级活动，爱护集体等各方面都表现优秀。
而不要依靠贿赂别人，耍小聪明达到目的。
《小屁孩日记》讲课课件
■ 酷爱画画的 计算机工程师。
■曾与奥巴马 一同入选全球 百位最有影响 力人物。
已被翻
译成近40种 语言在40个 国家售出。
2010年被评为
“全球最 受欢迎图 书”。
合上这本书， 哈哈大笑：
一、小屁孩儿比我 们成年人聪明多了！
二、让我们都当回 小屁孩儿吧！
三、从今天起写日 记，无论用中文还 是英文。
格雷Greg
1.鬼屋创意
2.谁“动”了蚀“千：年损奶酪失”
3.好孩子不撒谎
4.偷鸡不成蚀把米
5.午餐零食大盗
6.可怕的炮兵学校
7.从天而降的巨债 8.“头盖骨摇晃机”的幸存者
9.老妈不在家
10.“屁股照片”风波
11.好孩子坏孩子 12.雪上加霜
封面 封里 封底
杰夫·金尼 Jeff Kinney
——于丹
Greg‘s Family Tree 家庭树
罗德里克 Rodrick
曼尼 Manny
Hale Waihona Puke 缺少前部分内容，无法做效果
为乐趣而读书。
——毛姆
小屁孩日记（中英翻译）
小屁孩日记（中英翻译）小屁孩日记Greg’s elder brother:Greg?Greg?格瑞格的哥哥：格瑞格？格瑞格？Greg: What?格瑞格：怎么了？Greg’s elder b rother:Greg!格瑞格的哥哥：格瑞格！Greg：Huh？What？格瑞格：嗯？怎么了？Greg’s elder brother:What are you doing?格瑞格的哥哥：怎么还睡？Get up！Mom and Dad have been calling起床！爸爸妈妈叫了你you for a n hour .You’re about to be late for一小时了。
中学第一天your first day of middle school.你要迟到了。
Greg :What? Oh, geez! How did that happen？格瑞格：什么？天啊！怎么会这样？Greg’s elder brother: Go, go, go ! Mom’s格瑞格的哥哥：快点，快点！妈妈要发火了about to flip out! She sent me to get you她在车里等了，while she waits in the car !让我来叫你！(Greg is very anxious)(格瑞格现在很急）Greg’s Dad: What are you doing? What’s格瑞格的爸爸：你在干什么？怎么回事？going on?Greg：Getting ready for…(look out of the window )…school.格瑞格：正准备…(看了一眼窗外)…上学。
Greg’s Dad: Are you insane? Schoo l格瑞格的爸爸：你疯了吗？要到下周才开学doesn’t start till nest week.And, FYI, school doesn’t start at 4:00 in就算是上学，也不用四点起床！the morning! You work up Manny(younger brother ).你吵醒了曼尼。
Diary ofa Wimpy Kid The Long Haul《小屁孩日记之长途旅行》
Notes:1.convention []大会导演(Director ):大卫·鲍沃斯（David Bowers ）主演(Starring ):杰森·德鲁克（Jason Drucker ）欧文·艾斯特罗斯（Owen Asztalos ）艾丽西亚·希尔维斯通（Alicia Silverstone ）汤姆·艾弗瑞特·斯哥特（Tom Everett Scott ）格雷格打着给奶奶过90大寿的幌子说服全家开车去奶奶家，真实目的却是为了参加奶奶家附近举办的游戏玩家大会。
结果不出所料，这趟长途旅行意外不断，他们遭遇了很多超出预计的情况。
Greg convinces his family to take a road trip to attend his great grandmother ’s 90th birthday as a cover for what he really wants:To attend a nearby gamer convention 1near her home.Unsurprisingly,things happens and they do not go according to the plan.湖南省隆回县教育局英语教研室陈博供稿影视经典课外空间类型(Type ):喜剧（Comedy ）/家庭（Family ）国家/地区(Country/Region ):美国（USA ）制片公司(Production Company ):二十世纪福克斯电影公司（Twentieth Century Fox Film Corperation ）上映日期(Release Time ):2017年5月19日（May 19th,2017）11cn. All Rights Reserved.。
小屁孩日记全集
根据jeff kinney的畅销漫画书改编，讲述了一个聪明过头的名叫格雷格（greg）的美国六年级生（相当于初中一年级）的故事。
《小屁孩日记》是一本完全写给小朋友的书，完全使用孩子的口吻，大人翻开就会发现孩子要比他们有创意的多。
“小屁孩”格雷格小小年纪就作“恶”多端，他自私自大而又喜欢捉弄人，偶尔也会良心发现。
他喜欢画画，原书中插画都是以格雷格在日记中涂鸦的方式呈现的。
扎克瑞·戈登出演过《乔治亚法则》、《国家宝藏2》、《布鲁姆兄弟》以及电视剧《老爸老妈de浪漫史》等，还曾为动画片《马达加斯加2》的小长颈鹿配音。
还好，有一群损友总是可以和他一切化解生活里那些大大小小的危机。
在新学校里，格瑞格交上的第一个死党是有些肥胖但是心眼却很好的罗尼（罗伯特·卡普荣饰），格瑞格和罗尼一起玩wii，一起整蛊老师，一起追一个名叫帕蒂的女生，一起同仇敌忾的对付罗德里克??格瑞格把这些充满了奇思妙想奇思妙想的事儿，全都记在了自己的日记本里??一句话评论我们需要这种大人看得惬意，小孩子也欢笑快乐的双赢电影！机灵、聪明、有趣，而且有很多人性的东西。
——《芝加哥太阳时报》高于平均水平的低幼电影，甚至有些令人惊讶。
——《纽约邮报》一部有吸引力的适合家庭观看的电影。
——《今日美国》幕后制作充满了鬼点子的小屁孩们一本讲述初中小学生在学校生活与家庭、朋友之间的种种趣事的图文小说，在全球造成了难以想像的轰动，各个国家畅销无比，经久不衰，如今更是被搬上大银幕，这就是杰夫·金尼所著的《小屁孩日记》。
对于这本小说造成的成功，杰夫·金尼倒有些无心插柳的感觉：“必须要承认一点，当初我在写这本书的时候并没有预计到它将来所造成的轰动。
我只是在努力创造一个极具现实主义风格的男孩形象，而且我是带着成年人的心态去写这个人物，所以我在看来，格瑞格就是一个缩小版的成年人。
我并不想让这本小说变成那种专门哄骗小孩的幼稚儿童读物，同时，我又尽量不以那种高高在上的成人口吻去对待他们，在这两者中我想找到一个平衡点，既能让大人们觉得很有价值，又让小孩看得很开心。
小屁孩日记
Diary of a Wimpy Kid《小屁孩日记》精讲之一影片简介本片段剧情：今天是格雷格和他的好友罗利升入初中的第一天，格雷格想好好表现，成为班级年鉴中的明星，但是他很快发现，不但上厕所成问题，连在食堂吃饭也没有座位，在结束了糟糕的一天之后还被哥哥狠狠奚落了一番……影片对白：Rowley: Is that cheese?Chirag: Stop! Good God, man! You almost got the Cheese Touch.Greg: The what?Chirag: The Cheese Touch. Nobody knows when or how, but one day that cheese mysteriously appeared on the blacktop. Nobody knew who it belonged to. Nobody touched it. Nobody threw it away. And so there it sat, growing more foul and powerful by the day. Then one day, a kid named Darren Walsh made the biggest mistake of his life.Girl: Darren touched the cheese!Darren Walsh: No, I didn't! I just looked at it! Really!Chirag: Darren had the Cheese Touch! It was worse than nuclear cooties. He became an outcast. The only way to get rid of the Cheese Touch was by passing it on to someone else. And so began the Cheese Touch Frenzy. Friend turning on friend. Brother turning on sister. It was madness. Until a German exchange student named Dieter Muller took it away.Boy: Dieter has the Cheese Touch!Dieter Muller: Ze Cheese Touch? Vat is it? Vat does it mean, ze Cheese Touch?? Chirag: Sadly for Dieter, that fact was lost in translation.Dieter Muller: Nooooooooooooooo...!Chirag: Thankfully, he moved back to Dusseldorf and took the Cheese Touch with him. And so the cheese sits, patiently waiting for its next victim.Rowley: Wow.Greg: Wow.Chirag: This is a terrible place.*****************************************Rowley: No doors?Greg: None. I'm not pooping until I'm in high school.Greg: The cafeteria, possibly the cruellest place on Earth. But I was about to make some kid's day by sitting next to him.Boy: That seat's saved.Greg: For who?Boy: It's saved. That one's saved, too.Girl: So not happening.Girl: Ah, ah, ah.Boy: Taken.Rowley: Where are we supposed to eat?Fregley: I guess this is where all the cool guys hang out.Greg: Fregley must have bumped his head when he was little, like, really hard. Okay, okay, so my first day could have gone better, but at least I wasn't humiliated. Rowley: Hey, Greg! You want to come over and play?Quentin: What did he just say to you?Greg: Oh...I think my ride's here.Quentin: Hey, guys. So this guy says to that guy, "You wanna come over and play?" Rowley: Yeah! Do you guys wanna play with us?Greg: See? This is the problem. Right now I have to take abuse from these morons. But in 20 years, Quentin here will be working for me.Big Quentin: Greg, please don't fire me. I really need my measly, pathetic job scooping your dog's poop.Big Greg: Whatever. I'll think about it. No, no, no. Vanilla on the bottom and chocolate on the top! I can't eat this!Greg: "Play," Rowley? "Play"? I've told you, like, a billion times that guys our age say "hang out," not "play."Rowley: Oops.Greg: Seriously, if you're not gonna listen to me, just tell me, 'cause if you pull another stunt like that, we'll be stuck on the cafeteria floor for the rest of middle school.Rowley: I found half a Snickers bar down there.Greg: I can't be the guy who eats off his lap in the cafeteria. I should be at the top of the food chain by now. Something's got to change, fast.Rowley: My mom told me to just be myself and people would like me.Greg: That would be good advice if you were somebody else.Rodrick: Hey, little brother. Was your first day as crappy as I said it would be? Greg: No. Not at all. You were wrong. It was actually better than I...Rowley: Worse.Rodrick: You didn't listen to me, did you? I told you not to talk, look or go anywhere, and what happened?Rowley: He had to eat his lunch on the floor.Greg: Rowley.Rodrick: Perfect. And if nobody wants you sitting at their table, you think they want Chummy Buttons over here? I was right. You're not even gonna make it out of there alive. The only chance you have of making the yearbook is when they dedicate it to your memory.妙语佳句活学活用1. blacktop: 柏油路，沥青路。
英语小屁孩日记故事概要
英文小屁孩日记故事概要"The Diary of the Little Rascal" is a series of stories that humorously depict the everyday life of the young protagonist. Through the eyes of the little rascal, the stories illustrate various funny and embarrassing situations he encounters at home, school, and in society.The little rascal is a mischievous and playful child. He often disobeys his parents, plays pranks, and mischief on others. Living with his father, mother, younger brother, older sister, and a pet, he faces new adventures and challenges every day.At home, the little rascal often sneaks snacks, breaks things, or creates chaos in the household. He also enjoys coming up with strange excuses to avoid doing chores or completing his homework. Funny arguments and misunderstandings with his parents frequently occur.At school, the little rascal always finds himself in trouble. He uses various tricks to tease his teachers and classmates. He relishes opportunities to cause mischief, such as executing AprilFool's Day pranks or dressing up as a monster to scare his peers.The little rascal also engages in social activities, participating in class picnics, hiking, and summer camps. In these events, he brings joy and chaos, but eventually learns to solve problems through teamwork and cooperation."The Diary of the Little Rascal" showcases the unique perspectives and feelings of children as they grow up. The stories depict the little rascal as sometimes funny and adorable, and other times mischievous and playful. However, he is constantly learning and growing, experiencing the pleasures and difficulties of life through various adventures and challenges. This series of stories not only invokes laughter but also promotes positive thinking and inspiration for readers.《小屁孩日记》是一部以幽默风格讲述小主人公日常生活的系列故事。
小屁孩日记书主要内容
《小屁孩日记》是一本以日记形式记录小屁孩格雷在学校和家庭生活中发生的点滴趣事的书。
这本书的作者是杰夫·金尼，他用生动幽默、细腻真实的笔触，描绘了一个半大小子秘密的成长糗事。
格雷是一个并不起眼的初中小屁孩，他有点小聪明，天生爱玩，希望通过自己满脑子的鬼点子吸引大家的眼球，因此屡屡闯祸，笑料百出。
书中通过格雷的日记，展现了他对学校生活的厌倦和对家庭生活的反感，以及他在面对种种问题时所采取的独特方式。
除了主要人物格雷外，书中还描写了他的家人、朋友、同学等人物形象，他们在格雷的生活中扮演着不同的角色，共同构成了这部充满趣味和幽默的作品。
《小屁孩日记》不仅让孩子们捧腹大笑，同时也让他们发现写日记其实是一件容易而有趣的事。
这本书深受小读者、家长和老师的喜爱，被誉为是一本能够让孩子在阅读中快乐成长的书。
除了第一本《小屁孩日记》外，该系列还推出了《一年级屁事多》、《二年级趣事多》、《三年级怪事多》、《四年级乐事多》、《五年级烦事多》和《六年级妙事多》等分册，分别描述了不同年级的小屁孩在成长过程中遇到的种种趣事和烦恼。
这些书籍都以简单易懂的语言和生动有趣的插图吸引读者的眼球，成为了孩子们喜爱的读物之一。