海绵宝宝第72集英文台词

72*Wishing You Well*
蟹老板：(walks up to a pay phone to check if there is any money in it but there is none) Nothing. Oh well. (hears something in the distance) That sounds like a quarter crying for help. (a quarter rolls in front of Mr Krabs) Come to papa!
Mom Fish: Hold it right there, buddy. My son just dropped that quarter.
蟹老板：Yeah? Well that kid looks pretty shifty to me. How do I know he didn't steal it? (lady hits him in the face with her purse) Hey! That little brat is throwing perfectly good money away! Oh, so if I can't have it, no one... (gets hit in the face with the purse again) I hope he throws all your retirement money down a hole. (walks over to the well) Poor little quarter. What the...? This well is full of money! Don't worry little fellas, I'll save ya! (tries to climb in the well but is too big) Oh, it's no use. Me poop deck's too big.
Lady Fish: Make a wish, dear.
Harold: All my wishes have already come true.
Lady Fish: Oh you. (tosses the coin at the well)
蟹老板：Noo!! (jumps at the coin) I'll save ya, money! (grabs the coin) Gotcha. What do you heartless brutes think you're doing?
Harold: Umm, using the wishing well.
Lady Fish: You toss in a coin and make a wish.
蟹老板：And then what?
Harold: And...that's it. Nothing else happens.
Lady Fish: It's fun!
蟹老板：You mean suckers throw in money down a hole for fun? That's the greatest gag ever. Harold: Can we have our quarter back now? (scene cuts to Krusty Krab)
章鱼哥：Spongebob, why aren't those patties ready?
海绵宝宝：You can't rush perfection.
章鱼哥：I'm not rushing perfection. I'm rushing you.
海绵宝宝：(laughs) Always the kidder, Squidward.
章鱼哥：Oh, this job stinks! But at least I'm not digging ditches.
蟹老板：(enters Krusty Krab) Squidward, Spongebob, I got a new job for ya. (scene cuts to outside Krusty Krab where there is a red X on the ground) X marks the spot of the 'Eugene Krabs Memorial Wishing Well'.
海绵宝宝：A wishing well, here? Wow!
章鱼哥：Don't you have to be dead to have a memorial anyday?
蟹老板：Oh, Squidward, don't you believe in magic?
海绵宝宝：Yeah, Squidward, don't you believe in magic? (walks off)
章鱼哥：No, I don't, and neither does Mr Krabs.
海绵宝宝：Well, I do. This well's gonna make a lot of dreams come true. (starts digging) What's the first thing you're gonna wish for?
章鱼哥：To be far away from you as possible. C'mon, Spongebob, this hole's not gonna dig itself. I'm certainly not gonna do it.
海绵宝宝：Squidward, aren't you excited? This is really gonna help people.
Music: "Down The Well"
Take a penny and some magic
Even though your life is tragic, (章鱼哥：Hey!)
You can throw all your dreams down the well.
Although everyday the pain grows
You ride unicorns on rainbows,
If you throw all your dreams down the well.
When your life's come apart at the scenes
And you've given up all your dreams,
Here is just the means to make those dreams come true.
No more suffering, no more sighin'
No more pain and no more cryin',
When you throw all your dreams down the well
海绵宝宝：(puts an "open" sign in front of the well) Well, Squidward, what do you think?
章鱼哥：That was the worst song I ever heard. But at least this stupid well's finished.
蟹老板：It's beautiful. (takes a whiff of the air) You smell that boys? That's the smell of money.
海绵宝宝：You mean magic, don't ya?
章鱼哥：All I can smell is that dumpster. (scene pans over to a dumpster behind Squidward)
蟹老板：All right, Squidward, you can go back to the register.
章鱼哥：As long as there's no singing.
海绵宝宝：And I've got a date with a krabby patty.
蟹老板：Hold on there, Spongebob. Let me show you your new station. It's kind of a promotion. Sorta.
海绵宝宝：Promotion? (scene cuts to Spongebob being lowered in the well in a bucket) Why do I have to go down in the well?
蟹老板：To collect the money!
海绵宝宝：How long do I have to stay down here?
蟹老板：See ya in 8 hours.
海绵宝宝：Thanks for the promotion. It sure is dark and scary down here. (a coin hits Spongebob in the head)
Sandy: I sure wish I had a fancy telescope. One that works underwater. That'd make me happier than a junebug at a porch light sale.
海绵宝宝：Our very first wish! I can't wait till it comes... (another coin hits Spongebob in the head)
派大星：I have presented you with a monetary offering as custom dictates. My wish, nay my command, is to be taller. Just a little? Just big enough to crush my enemies, like the vermin they are!
海绵宝宝：Gosh... (another coin hits Spongebob in the head) Ow!
Mrs. Puff: I wish I had a snazzy new boat. I wanna be a hot ridin' momma. (Spongebob gasps. Patrick walks up to the well drinking a soda and throws it down the well when he is finished)
海绵宝宝：Hey!
派大星：Oh my gosh. Who said that?
海绵宝宝：Patrick!
派大星：How do you know my name?
海绵宝宝：Patrick, this is a wishing well. Just throw in a coin and make a wish.
派大星：Ok, magical talking trashcan. (takes out a coin from his pocket) I wish Spongebob were here to see this. (throws himself and the coin down the well)
海绵宝宝：Patrick.
派大星：(lands on top of Spongebob) Hi, Spongebob! I got my wish.
海绵宝宝：Patrick, you're suppose to let go of the coin when you throw it.
派大星：But I got my wish.
海绵宝宝：Well, we've got 6½ hours till the end of my shift. What do you want to do now?
派大星：(pokes Spongebob) Tag, you're it.
海绵宝宝：(pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it.
派大星：(pokes Spongebob) Tag, you're it.
海绵宝宝：(pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it. (day turns into night)
派大星：(pokes Spongebob) Tag, you're it.
海绵宝宝：(pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it.
派大星：(pokes Spongebob) Tag, you're it.
海绵宝宝：(pokes Patrick) Tag, you're it.
蟹老板：Spongebob, what kind of haul did you get?
海绵宝宝：I did great, Mr Krabs. I got a nickel from Sandy, 2 pennies from Mrs. Puff, a penny from Plankton... (Patrick smiles big) ...and this slightly used pair of dentures.
派大星：And they fell on my head.
蟹老板：Well, I could probably get a couple of bucks for Patrick. Nah. You better just hand up the money. (sends the bucket down)
海绵宝宝：This wishing well was a wonderful idea, Mr. Krabs. Has anyone's wish come true, yet? 蟹老板：Uhh, not yet. But I'm sure if you believe strong enough, and dug deep enough, everyone’s wishes will come true.
海绵宝宝：Really?
蟹老板：Yeah, sure, whatever.
海绵宝宝：Can we come out now?
蟹老板：Goodness, no. You gotta stay down there just in case any late-night wishers come by. I'll be back for ya at dawn. (leaves)
海绵宝宝：Aww, no one's wishes are coming true. What did we do wrong? I know I believe hard enough. Maybe I just didn't dig deep enough. What do you say, Patrick? Are you ready to dig for some magic?
派大星：Yeah.
Music: "Magic Is Missing"
Oh, the magic has gone missin'
And everyone's still wishin'
But their dreams have fallen flat upon the ground.
You'll find magic under rubble
So, Patrick, grab a shovel
And here is where the magic can be found.
We're at the bottom of a well
But man won't it be swell,
When we make everyone’s wishes all come true.
海绵宝宝：(digs a hole and something yellow glows from the hole) Holy mackerel, look Patrick! We've struck magic.
派大星：Is that good?
海绵宝宝：Next to being a fry cook, it's the most important thing I've ever done.
派大星：It's the only thing I've ever done.
章鱼哥：Having fun down there, Spongebob? (laughs)
派大星：Hi, Squidward.
章鱼哥：Patrick's down there, too? It just gets better and better.
海绵宝宝：Do you wanna make a wish?
章鱼哥：(laughs) I got my wish. You two are stuck in a dark hole and away from me.
海绵宝宝：Guess what, Squidward? We found the magic.
章鱼哥：(laughs) There's no magic, Spongebob. Wishing well's are just a scam to fool saps like you.
海绵宝宝：No, it's true! We did find the magic. Oh, I wish you could see it. (Squidward falls down the well langing on Spongebob and Patrick) Squidward! You decided to join the party.
派大星：Party!
章鱼哥：Let me out of here.
海绵宝宝：We were just gonna play some party games.
派大星：(pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it.
海绵宝宝：(pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it.
派大星：(pokes Squidward) Tag, you're it.
章鱼哥：I gotta get out of here. (tries to climb out of the well)
Spongebob & 派大星：Go Squidward! Go Squidward! (he falls)
章鱼哥：There's not way to climb out of here.
海绵宝宝：Maybe if you had more upper arm strength.
派大星：Yeah, you should work out more.
章鱼哥：Well, why don't I just start right now? After all, I got a couple of dumbbells right here. (laughs)
派大星：I don't get it.
章鱼哥：Could you not stand so close? You're making me claustrophobic.
派大星：What does claustrophobic mean?
海绵宝宝：It means he's afraid of Santa Claus.
章鱼哥：No, it doesn't.
派大星：Ho, ho, ho! (giggles)
海绵宝宝：Stop it, Patrick, you're scaring him!
派大星：Ho, ho, ho!
章鱼哥：It's not working, Patrick.
派大星：Darn.
海绵宝宝：Umm, Squidward, you're standing on my foot.
章鱼哥：Oh, sorry, Spongebob.
派大星：(holding a plate of ribs) And you got your elbow in my ribs.
章鱼哥：Eww. Patrick!
派大星：(shoves Squidward) And stop stepping in my potato salad.
海绵宝宝：Hey, hey, hey, guys.
章鱼哥：(shoves Patrick) Stop pushing me, Patrick.
派大星：Oh, you mean like this? (shoves Squidward)
章鱼哥：No, like this! (shoves Patrick)
海绵宝宝：(both Patrick and Squidward are fighting) You shouldn't fight in here. This is a magical place. (scene zooms to outside the well)
章鱼哥：Patrick, get off of me. (scene zooms back into the well where Patrick is sitting on Squidward) I told you I am claustrophobic.
派大星：Nice try, Squidward, but there's no Santa Claus here.
章鱼哥：Patrick!! (scene cuts to daytime where Mr. Krabs returns to the well)
蟹老板：Good morning, Spongebob! Let's see what ya got. (raises the bucket) Boy, it's heavy. Must be a lot of money. (Squidward comes out of the well)
章鱼哥：Free. I'm free!
蟹老板：Squidward? What were you doing down there? I didn't approve of the overtime. Or where you sneaking here in the dead of night for free wishes?
章鱼哥：The only thing I wish for is to be far away from here. (gets hit by a bus that is traveling to 'very very far away') Ow.
海绵宝宝：Bye, Squidward. Enjoy your trip!
派大星：Lucky. (walks off)
蟹老板：So how much money did you make last night?
海绵宝宝：We didn't get any money. But we found something better. We found the magic
蟹老板：The what?
海绵宝宝：We dug down deeper in the well and found the magic. Now all the wishes will come true!
蟹老板：Listen closely, Spongebob. You don't get what you want in life just by wishing for it. (a big telescope with an eye looking out of it appears. Mr. Krabs and Spongebob scream) What in the deep blue is that?
Sandy: There's a full moon out tonight. Do you like my new telescope I wished for?
海绵宝宝：That's great, Sandy!
Sandy: That wishing well sure does work.
蟹老板：Just a coincidence. (Mrs. Puff drives up in a new boat)
Mrs. Puff: What do you think of my new hot rod?
海绵宝宝：It's beautiful, Mrs. Puff. How's about letting me take it for a spin? (both laugh)
Mrs. Puff: No. (drives off)
海绵宝宝：See, Mr. Krabs? She wished for that boat.
蟹老板：You mean she stole that boat.
派大星：(walks up gigantically tall) Morning, Spongebob, Krabs. Beautiful day. (laughs and runs over to the buildings and knocks them over)
海绵宝宝：Is that proof enough for ya?
蟹老板：You'll never get me to believe in magic, never! Just to prove it to ya. (walks over to the well) I'll demonstrate. I wish...I was steamed and served with a side of melted butter. (lets go of the penny and laughs)
海绵宝宝：Mr. Krabs! No!!
蟹老板：Well, where's your magic now? (vanishes in thin air and appears as a real crab on a plate) Oh, where am I? What's going on here? (person sits down and puts on an eating bib that says "THE END" on it) Uh-oh. I do believe in magic. I do believe in magic. I do believe in magic. Oh-no!!。