豪斯医生《house》经典台词

豪斯医生经典台词（豪斯语录）

Dan’s Mother: How can you just sit there?my son is going to die

你怎么能就这么坐在那边?我儿子就要死了

House: If I eat standing up, I spill.

如果我站着吃东西,就会洒出来.

Luke: Is this a good hospital?

这家医院好吗?

House: Depends on what you mean by "good". I like the chairs.

这得看你对好医院的定义了,我喜欢这里的椅子.

Dr. Foreman: Isn’t treating patients why we became doctors?

医治病人难道不是我们成为医生的原因吗?

House: No, treating illnesses is why we became doctors. Treating patients is what makes most doctors miserable. 不,医治疾病才是我们做医生的原因,医治病人则是医生痛苦的根源.

Dr. Wilson: I love my wife. 我爱我老婆

House: You certainly love saying it. 当然，你爱这样说。

患者说他可以和上帝对话,然后house说他的问题应该在他的脑袋上.

chase说,这只是宗教信仰

house:you talk to God,you’re religious.God talks to you,you’re psychotic.

你和上帝说话,你是信仰者,上帝和你说话,你是精神病

House: But I have a theory. There is one chemical that, if ingested, it causes a person’s estrogen level to increas e dramatically.

我有个理论,有一种药品被服用后会导致病人体内的雌激素水平大幅上升.

Bill: What is it?那是什么?

House: It’s called...estrogen.雌激素

一患者志向是成为黑人议员,

House: You’re not going to be President either way - they don’t call it the White House because of the paint job 你无论如何都成不了总统的,白宫之所以叫白宫可不是因为它是给漆成白色的.

House: People don’t want a sick doctor.

人们不喜欢生病的医生.

Dr. Wilson: That’s fair enough, I don’t like healthy patients.

那很公平,我也不喜欢健康的病人.

Dr. Wilson: You will lie, cheat and steal to get what you want, but you’re incapable of kissing a little ass?

你为了得到你要的结果可以坑蒙拐骗,无所不用,怎么就不能稍稍拍拍马屁呢?

House: Well, we all have our limitations.

恩，人总是有缺点的.

House: No, there is not a thin line between love and hate. There is a Great Wall of China with armed sentries poste d every 20’ between love and hate.

爱与恨并非只有一线之隔,爱与恨之间隔着一道十步一岗,五步一哨的中国长城.

House: Lift up your arms. You have a parasite.

抬起你的手臂,你体内有个寄生虫.

Jill: Like a tapeworm or something?

你是说象绦虫一类的东西?

House: Lie back and lift up your sweater.You can put your arms down.

撩起你的毛衣,躺下,把手放下来

Jill: Can you do anything about it?

你能除掉它吗?

House: Only for about a month or so. After that it becomes illegal to remove, except in a couple of states.

在大多数洲里,除掉超过一个月大的这种寄生虫是非法的.

Jill: Illegal? 非法的?

House: Don’t worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrang e playdates with other parasites...

别担心,很多女人都会喜欢她们的寄生虫,给它起名字,穿衣服,还让它和其他的寄生虫一起玩.

Jill: Playdates…

House: (showing her sonogram) It has your eyes.

它的眼睛很象你(这位女士怀孕了)

Dr. Wilson: I’m still amazed you’re in the same room as a patient.

真令我惊讶,你居然还和患者呆在一间屋子里.